- Yes, I voted for Hillary Clinton, of course I did. (audience cheers) I voted for her because I liked what she said vastly better
than I liked what he said. To be honest with you, at that point, that shit was like watching Darth Vader do the I Have A Dream speech. That bitch is mean as hell. She had already karate kid swept Bernie Sanders' legs from underneath him. Boy, it was hard voting for that shit. But it was the lesser of the evils. I know you're a Clinton supporter, miss, I am so sorry to say it like that. It didn't feel bad voting for her, but it didn't feel as
good as it should have. She was gonna be our
first woman president. They would've made
coins out of this bitch. And somehow she just missed the dunk. 'Course she shoulda beat him, of course she should've beat him. You know what voting for her felt like? It was bittersweet. It felt like I was lucky enough
to eat Halle Berry's pussy. And whilst I was doing so, she fucking farted in my face, man. (audience laughs) You understand I'd still do it, but boy, I wish she didn't fart
in this great nation's face. I voted that day and then that same day I flew to New York City. I had work. That night I was in a
comedy club in New York, and I said to an audience almost exactly what I just said to you. And I didn't know that there
was a journalist in the room. And this journalist wrote an article, the headline of the article said, "Dave Chappelle is an avid "Donald Trump supporter." Yeah. I had no idea the paper said that. And you know how I find out? My wife called me from Ohio the next morning in a goddamn panic. David, David, what the fuck
is going on in New York? I said I'm being good, but what have you heard? My wife said the paper is saying that you're a Donald Trump supporter. I was like, phew! (audience laughs) I said don't worry about that shit, baby. Nobody in their right
mind would believe that, and she said no, David, people believe it and then she started reading the comments to me. Oh, they were terrible. All these people calling me all kinds of Uncle Toms and shit. I should tell you, buddy, this is a very serious allegation from one black to another. I was incensed. Uncle tom? How am I Uncle Tom, nigga? You're the one that reads The Observer. Anyway, all this shit goes down and the Saturday night rolls around and now Trump is the president and I'm hosting Saturday Night Live. (audience cheers) And I didn't really prepare my monologue, I just kinda winged it. And at the end of the monologue, I don't even remember what I said. I said something like fuck it, we're historically disenfranchised something about we're gonna give them a chance if he gives us a chance. I don't know what I said, but whatever I said, I really wish I didn't say that shit. It was not worth the trouble. Now walking to the barber shop and all them black people just be looking at me like yo, Dave, what's up with your boy. Yo, nigga, yo! Not my boy. 'Cause I don't care if you're a republican or democrat if you support him or not, any objective person is
gonna have to admit that this motherfucker is
having a terrible go of it. (audience cheers) He really is. We've had presidents before
that have done bad jobs, but this shit is worse than a bad job. It's scary to watch. Holy shit, it's like seeing a crack pipe in your Uber driver's passenger seat. (audience laughs) (upbeat music) The fuck is wrong with this guy?
Darth, hell; she's more like the Emperor. So much of what she touches turns to the Dark Side. Look at the DNC; the party has become a force for evil.
He moved off of Hillary too soon. I think he underestimates how much people want to rag on her.
Considering the advanced medical technology needed to carry her through 2016, this is apt.
The libs in Houston wanted to see his show recently. Maybe he could knock some sense into their thick stupid heads.
Didn’t take a them long to shut that link down.