Equanimity: I’ll Say It For Everyone Else | Dave Chappelle

[Applause] but [ __ ] are just taking it too far i don't know why or how everybody got this goddamn sensitive you know who hates me the most the transgender community you yeah these [ __ ] i mean i didn't realize how bad it was these [ __ ] i was really mad about that last netflix special it's tough man i don't know what to do about it because because i like them i always have never had a problem with them you know just [ __ ] around and matter of fact i think i make fun of everybody and i mean there's a group of people they have to admit it's kind of [ __ ] hilarious man i'm sorry bro i've never seen somebody in such a hilarious predicament not have a sense of humor about they're born feeling like there's something other than they're born as and that's that's kind of funny you know like it's funny if it's not happening to you it's like that white black [ __ ] that's in the news all the time rachel dozer she always says that she she was she's a white woman but then she dressed up like [ __ ] shot her way up to the very top of blackness and i always wanted to meet her just so i could understand i just wanted to like have dinner with her so i could just look in her eyes and call her an egg her to her face [Applause] the [ __ ] is that [ __ ] talking about i identify black that is trans talk ladies stop fighting stop biting it's a big difference between her and the trans the difference between her trans is i believe transgenders i don't understand them either but i know they mean what they say then things cut they dick saw that's all the proof i need never seen somebody just throw their dick away don't need it [Applause] i don't understand but i believe you and i support your decision [ __ ] [Applause] how far is rachel willing to go what is rachel willing to do so that we blacks can believe that she believes she's actually one of us [ __ ] are you willing to put a lien on your so house you can invest in a mixtape that probably won't work out [Applause] [Music] she didn't even change her name didn't even change her name her name is rachel i can't believe in that name if you want my support you're gonna have to change your name to the blackest [ __ ] i've ever heard but you're gonna have to change your name to draymond green i don't know a blacker name than that this [ __ ] is black on paper if you type draymond green in the airbnb [Applause] that [ __ ] will log off all the man [Applause] people get mad bro people get mad about everything i say i was doing a show i was in portland oregon and i was checked in a hotel under the name charles and with cheese i came back my room late at night and there was uh a a note it was like a letter on my desk it was addressed to mr cheats so obviously i'm going to assume that whoever wrote this letter must be an intimate friend of mine it's not some kind of name that a person would just guess but then i opened a letter and it turns out i don't know this person at all it's a fan letter you know i'm not even used to the idea that i have fans but i'm grateful for it and uh and then even though i i'm grateful for fans i i don't read those letters be nice if i did but realistically it's like with my santa claus [ __ ] i don't have time for this that's [ __ ] i want to do i'm trying to chill read all these dreams and wishes from strangers but then but i read it i'd already opened it so i just read the whole letter and you know what man whoever wrote this letter truly loves me i mean they were really [ __ ] nice in the letter and then they described to me what it was like to come to the show how excited they were how much fun they were having and then they said that when i got to my jokes about transgenders that they were quote devastated because it turns out that whoever wrote the letter was transgender now i'm gonna be real for a second as a policy you gotta understand i never feel bad about anything i say up [Music] here and i i would never admit this to you if i hadn't locked your phones up [Applause] but it was the weirdest thing like when i read this letter this [ __ ] made me feel bad i didn't feel bad about what i said he understand i felt bad that i made somebody else feel bad to be honest i don't even know what i said that upset that person i have so many transgender jokes but i feel like i feel like it was probably this joke i'm about to tell you right and it's not even that bad of a joke it's a true joke i mean it's not true but i i i had read in the paper that caitlyn jenner was contemplating posing nude in an upcoming issue of sports illustrated and i know it's not politically correct to say these things so i just figured [ __ ] it out say it for everybody else yuck you know sometimes i just want to read some stats i don't know why you're gonna cram some man [ __ ] in the middle of the sports page like this i just didn't think that was the place for it but i wasn't saying anything like kate and jen is a bad person i'm not mad at her for doing it not even man supposed to illustrate it if i'm mad at somebody i'm probably just mad at myself you understand cause deep down i know that i am not strong enough to not look at those pictures [Applause] and i don't think i'm ready to see what she's trying to show [Applause] so caitlin god damn if you go through with this thing [ __ ] you better go hard and go home i want you to go all the way hustler style do you know what hustle style means miss that means spread the lips how does she surprise her lips in this itty-bitty dickinson the shell is behind the curtains [Applause] i don't know what i said that upset that person but i'm gonna tell you something when i read that letter and the moments after i read it i did something that many black men in america do not have the time or the money to do i thought about how i felt i asked myself a very basic question i don't think i ever directly contemplated i said man dave if you're writing all these jokes do you have a problem with transgender people and the answer is absolutely not the [ __ ] you guys think i am i don't understand all the choices that people make but i do understand that life is hard and that those types of choices do not disqualify you from a life with dignity and happiness and safety in it but if i'm honest [Applause] my problem has never been with transgender people my problem has always been with the dialogue about transgender people i just feel like these things should not be discussed in front of the blacks it's [ __ ] insulting all this talk about how these people feel inside since when is america giving a [ __ ] how any of us feel inside and i cannot shake this awful suspicion that the only reason everybody is talking about transgenders is because white men want to do it that's right i just said that if it was just women that felt that way or black dudes and mexican dudes being like hey y'all we feel like girls inside they'd be like shut up [ __ ] no one has yeah you felt come on everybody we have strawberries to pay [Applause] it reeks of white privilege you never ask yourself why it was easier for bruce jenner to change his gender than it was for cassius clay to change his [ __ ] [Music] name and if i were to be brutally honest the only reason i ever been mad at the transgender community is because i was at a club in l.a and dance with one of these [ __ ] with six songs straight i had no idea [Applause] then the lights came up and i saw them knuckles [Applause] i said why didn't you say anything then i heard that sultry voice i didn't say anything dave chappelle because i was having a wonderful time and i wasn't sure how you'd feel about it i said you knew how i'd feel and she said i'm going home i don't want any trouble from you i was at home it's only two songs left i mean we might as well [Applause] let's finish tonight and we ended up having breakfast together all grow up that doesn't make me gay i just teddy [ __ ] up this titties aren't as real as any titties in their lap it's two o'clock in the morning i was just borrowing a little friction from a stranger it's the madness abuse the types of mistakes the man makes when he's young i wouldn't know that it's necessarily a mistake it was a wild night out

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Length: 15min 19sec (919 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 29 2020