STARDEW VALLEY Is Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - 1 Million Gold Bezos Amazon Challenge

oh look at that look at that i've never seen that much money just from geodes look at the amount of geode sold that's almost 200 000 just in geodes that's incredible hello there ladies and gentlemen today we're playing stardew valley though we're playing it a little bit differently because normally statue valley is a fantastic relaxing farming game where you want to settle down in the countryside and grow some crops maybe go fishing do something nice and relaxing but today we're setting up an epic money-making factory where we're going to be mass producing and printing products at an incredible rate to guarantee financial success naturally we're going to be using copious quantities of exploits in order to destroy this game's balance and do something that the developers never intended we're also going to be pushing this game to its logical extreme by doing a multiplayer game with up to a hundred players and we'll be using all 100 of those plays to assist us with the largest exploit ever pulled off in stardew valley and it's going to make us fabulously wealthy so make sure you sat back relaxed you have a nice warm cup of tea in hand and if you're feeling especially fantastic you can even like this video now let's dive into the weirdest game of stardew valley we've ever seen right now of course in order to actually pull off today's exploit we're going to have to start a brand new multiplayer game of stardew valley that's right we're going to host ourselves a brand new game on a new farm that's right a brand new jazzy farm and of course we need to create ourselves a farmer who's here for maximum money making profits today ladies and gentlemen we're going to be playing one very unique variation of stardew valley we're going to be playing a incredible multiplayer game with up to 100 plays and naturally as money is the aim of today's game we're going to be playing as the legendary farmer beth jesus who's going to be creating the amazon farm his favorite thing is of course cash money and of course he likes dogs and actually bev jesus is in this game with one intention and that intention is money making potential so we're going to be starting on the beach farm because the beach farm is notoriously the most difficult to actually grow crops on but beth jesus isn't here to start a farm he's here to start a factory so consequently crop growing limitations don't affect us in the slightest anyway it's time for us to begin this legendary farm right we've arrived in the glorious world of stardew valley and we look absolutely fantastic already our farm plot isn't anything special amazon farm is a mess but using our bare hands well actually the bare hands of our peasant intern workforce we're going to be able to turn this into a money-making metropolis now of course beth jesus isn't going to really be doing anything here i mean actually working no that's not our style instead we're going to be needing to actually bring in a force of interns to do all of the money-making for us so it's time for me to bring up money-making intern number one conor brown to come and assist us with our first step of money-making so welcome in turn number one this is carnival of course head of the unpaid interns i mean he's going to be helping us today with some money-making potential so if you could please step into my office over here please don't have a seat uh you're not entitled to sit down that would actually invalidate your health care uh so what we're going to be doing today is we're going to be making some money and um i need to make money at an incredible rate and honestly the best way to make money is to have money and currently we don't have much money i mean we have 500 gold that's pathetic so i'm going to start needing you to make some money for me so i'm gonna need you to stand at the bottom of this table for me okay right now what we're going to do is we're going to create mata out of thin air are you ready for this okay have you ever created mata out of nothing before no i have not this is a first for me i think it is also a first for most of the sciencing world but um we're going to do it today we're going to be turning plant fiber into actually not let's not even use plant fiber come with me get to work okay see these rocks hit them with a pickaxe until you find a lump of coal and then you're going to be on my nice list as soon as you find it come on get to work still no coal it's some of the worst stone mining i've ever seen that's not even stone you can't mine that one what are you doing i haven't paid you and given you got some coal okay perfect give me the cold give me the cold come on give it right now come up to this house and um let's get to work creating coal out of thin air now using this method we're going to instantaneously solve the world's energy problems by creating you know global warming but that's fine i don't care about that i'm going to be living on mars by the time the earth melts so what i'm going to need you to do is i'm going to need you to simply hold down the pickup key on the table in front of you what i'm going to be doing is i'm going to be picking up and placing down a piece of coal now the game allows me to do so by tapping the left and right kind of key there and you'll notice i can just place it down on the table and oh look you've got some coal in your hand yeah this is strange because we only have one piece of coal in it you've got a piece of coal above your head where'd you get that from i just created mata we've just created metro out of thin air now i'm going to need you to throw all of that coal in the bin because you know we can't actually use that coal for the moment we're going to need to start from scratch i needed to have an empty hot bar with no coal on it so put that coal in the bin right are you ready now i've discovered that whilst i can mash the right mouse button there's a faster way to do this because down in the game options right the way down at the bottom it shows that the right mouse button is also the same as the x key on the keyboard so by holding down the x key i can just do this repeatedly and are you gaining coal on your hopper oh it might be because the coal is still in the bin okay right you know what we're going to need we're going to need a we're going to need a chest okay so come out here and start chopping trees and making a chest now you put your coal into that chest cold chest done perfect get back into position okay brace yourself are you holding down i'm holding down oh there you go it's going it's going oh yes this is it i think if you do it too fast it doesn't work oh yeah it might be because i was mashing it down really quickly 11 12 13. yeah okay you just can't do it too fast okay so you can't duplicate mata really quickly now this basically means we found the bottleneck for duplicating items this is the speed at which we can duplicate one lump of coal uh it has to be at this rate and we can create one coal from just any existing coal now coal isn't that valuable but here's the thing we could make this more profitable right 47 coal that's what i like to see we're gonna put this 46 coal in the chest and that should give us some money right and it's time for us to go to sleep come on get into bed with daddy bezos come on we save on heating when we snuggle up together you do know that's how this works good so um we successfully made a profit of 690 gold from just duplicating coal out of thin air now that's good but it could be better you've got to agree it could be a lot better we just need to duplicate more stuff faster and honestly the bottleneck here is the fact that it's you and i having to do the work here now what if we just had more farmers because logically that's going to really increase our money-making potential so i'm going to move the table outside and we're going to set up an outdoor workstation so if you can start clearing all of this land round here and i'm gonna start bringing over some tables and we're going to get to work creating something wonderful slash also absolutely hideous there we go okay come on i just found a geodude oh it's a ga sorry oh you found a geode i think we can make money off of a geode more than we can make off of a piece of coal geode is worth 50 gold oh yeah that's much more money okay now the thing is we need a larger workforce and i messed up with the interior of starju valley's files to actually allow us to have up to 100 players on my farm so we're naturally going to convert this from being a loving farm into becoming a mass production forestry and also just are you tired i'm very tired get back to work there is no you've passed out that cost us money you passing out costs that it costs medical insurance bills oh my goodness am i allowed to sleep you're not allowed to sleep get back to work get back to work this is even more reason why we need more people yeah if if the people run out of energy from just a light bit of deforestation back in my day you never ran out of energy from deforestation well we're going to actually now utilize the loving paying members of the discord as a workforce so we're going to we're going to start summoning some clubs from the discord and getting them to do all of this item duplication work for me so that we can mass produce as many profits as possible also give me that geode because that's going to give us the most money right now stand to the south of this table yeah we can duplicate the geode you ready stop when we have like four geodes we've got eight years perfect good okay let's bring in the players right well welcome back ladies and gentlemen you'll notice the farm is a little bit different that's because i've got my lovely intern connor here back and we're on a brand new map because we realized we needed actually more land on our amazon farm to actually have space for the necessary quantity of employees that we need to really take this money making to its most extreme so naturally uh myself and conor are going to start clearing up a huge amount of space and then building a whole bunch more worker housing and then just inviting more and more workers to the server so that they build more working housing and then as soon as we've hit our maximum capacity of workers we'll then start the money making duplication operation but until then we've got a whole bunch of land to clear connor so um i mean i'm not going to clear it so um you know what to do get to work okay so because we actually have two additional houses here already we can bring in two more players to assist us with this excavation process so um let's summon in two more interns to assist us with the land clearance i'll immediately get started on trying to buy more houses so that we can fill out the working slots oh look at these lovely interns perfect right you their intern come here and start cutting down all of these trees of your ex i don't want to see any more trees right you there in turn come down here clear all of this land come on pickaxe and and that chop it if we got a geode we got jude okay we're going to actually want to start exploiting immediately connor because we need money to build more houses okay uh so i'll stand down here there we go i've got five six seven eight nine ten god this is money making good look at all this land that we've cleared oh this is incredible i can see happy butterflies flapping around in like the untamed meadows and they'll all be dead soon enough and that brings me immense quantities of joy right outside everyone over to the tables okay connor do you have that first geode okay right conor come up to this table in the top left and we're going to do demonstration for everyone so step one person at the bottom of the table hovers their hand over the table and holds down the right click then connor taps to place the geode on the table and then pick it back up again it is as simple as that okay that's all you have to do right i'm now gonna put a geodo on each of these tables so get into partners have one person stand at the bottom of the table without a geode and one person at the top of the table with a geode okay a person at the bottom of the table holds down and picks up the geode you can't have a geode in your yeah you can't have a dude in your inventory if you're the person on the bottom so yellow hair guy above me pick up this geode oh you also can't click really fast you have to kind of click wait a bit and then click again there we go good stuff yellow afro person perfect absolutely perfect flawless duplication going on here this is exploitation right here exploitation of unpaid interns and it makes money good stuff good stuff i'm seeing at least four other people successfully turning a profit here now occasionally it glitches and the top person loses their geode in which case you just plonk the geode back down and they take it back oh and also once you get your geodes plop them in the blue chest next to the mailbox so that we can just keep the process going and see how many dudes we can make in one day there we go look at the geodes that we're racking up today guys there we go good stuff good money making potential here very good it's just the most menial labor imaginable it's the most manual duplication glitch we really have but it's the easiest to turn into a mass production line with just a whole bunch of additional workers which is what makes it so beautiful and so wonderful to see i'm pretty sure i'm the only youtuber who could get away with convincing my audience to just do manual work in a video game because this is like the least engaging content you could physically have in starju valley and the best thing about this is that you don't actually use any energy whilst doing this so the workforce can theoretically go until the end of the day that's how much duplication they can manage i'm gonna take oh my god there's a stack of 999 geodes in here okay i'm going to take the geodes and i'm going to pop them in the uh in this old chest okay we're selling over 1500 geodes today guys okay make sure to have make sure you have like one geode in your inventory and then uh we can just sell the rest so go dump the rest in the uh final chest it's only 8 50 p.m what are you doing we've got you valid point we've got hours left okay back to the geodupin oh my goodness we've got five people standing around this one table here and it's just working it's just working so much geode okay it's getting late guys right it's midnight you know what that means pop the geodes in the cell chest and get in bezos's bed god get into the bed get into the bed go on everyone in the bed everyone in the bed no workers not sleeping or workers must sleep amanda cherry jeff bezos cuddle time oh look at that look at that i've never seen that much money just from geodes look at the amount of geode sold that's almost 200 000 just in geodes that's incredible oh my goodness we can finally afford food okay let's not get too hasty everyone is allowed to buy themselves a backpack at the shop and we're all going to go down into the mine shaft and find ourselves some diamonds to duplicate instead no you can't form a union but you did make me proud right everyone arrive at the mine shaft and we're all going to go and ascend it together oh someone's already been in the mine everyone mind your way through the rocks we need to find the way down also two arms everyone kill these slimes is that a prismatic shard i see good i've got two prismatic shards okay pretty sure they're one of the most valuable things in the game who's written help in the farm you're not allowed to show upsetness if you so much as show a sign of saying you're upset with the current ruling regime do you know the amount of people we have to bribe oh look there's someone duplicating prismatic shards here don't mind if i do i'll pop these in the cell chest all right to the bed oh i just fainted everyone collapsed and died oh my goodness look at how many people passed out okay everyone out of bed take your prismatic shots to the tables and get to work i'm going to start building some houses for our many brothers oh my goodness i can see the prismatic duplication with the building oh this is perfect right placing more farm buildings there we go more farmers can join someone donated a prismatic shower to the museum that could have been profit do you think we're a goddamn charity with these prismatic shards and quartz quartz you can sell quartz for money not much money but you can sell it all right let's see how many prismatic shots we got in here oh nice 527 good good keep it coming guys keep it coming i'm gonna start joining the duping train as well is that working everybody around one table everyone round one table yeah because if you don't hold the prismatic shard above your head it doesn't offer to gift it to someone i have prismatic shard going into slot one of my hot bar whilst i'm selecting hotbar number two and i'm just holding down right click and i'm up to almost 50 prismatic shards this is what the developers wanted starchy valley to be but they were too scared to make the game just this because this is peak content and gameplay some people wanted other things from their farming simulators this is what i wanted this is what i've always wanted and this is what everyone should want if the developers don't just add more of this more table duping then they're insane absolutely insane oh i made a cake yeah i got the pink cake okay i'll put the pink cake down on the table we can have a cake party you know actually everyone grab yourself a piece of cake there we go and then eat the cake if you need energy mmm tasty pink cake there you go that's your reward right dump the prismatic shards into the chest and then get into the house come on it's hazel's bedtime oh how much money did we make it's broken it's overflowed i've never seen it that's 3.7 million in one day we sold just under 2 000 prismatic shards oh my goodness well um it's day seven we've kind of finished the game at this point nothing really matters anymore does it alright everyone i have the new item that we're going to be duplicating fences okay everyone ready everyone grab yourself some fence and we're gonna build a giant fence around this farm okay keep grabbing some fence guys right everyone good stuff go grab your fence and come over here good job workers everyone over i love the sound of the footsteps it's horrible okay and what are we going to do well we're going to stop the workforce from escaping today guys because there's always the risk that you guys might try and run away to somewhere that actually pays you so get building a lovely fence here just to you know cut off any exits from the farm and just keep filling in all of this area of as much fence as possible you might need to clear up the land a bit but uh just keep fencing all of this up guys good stuff building a wall to keep uh the inspectors out who will come and judge me for what i'm doing to my workforce that is the aim oh my goodness i think we've done it i don't think there's anything else for us to do in this game i think we have actually completed stardew valley in about four minutes well done guys we did it i guess all that's left is to put all of you in a pen and has anyone got a bomb on them can some one of the interns who happens to have a bomb come over to me i'm at the main house and please give me a bomb and then we're going to put all of you in a pen and delete the evidence okay all right all of you interns um come stand with me come stand with me here right you're all gonna stand into this corner right up into the corner of this fence here where this prismatic shard is just stand up into this corner good stuff okay is everyone in here with me good stuff good stuff well it's been an absolute pleasure but as always i need to scarper with all of the profits of this farm and um i can't have any of you telling the irs or hmrc what i've gotten up to so um it's the end for all of you i'm sorry off to the cayman islands for me i'll see you all later and there we have it ladies and gentlemen that's all for today's video of course if you enjoyed watching us break statue valley then hey make sure to give the video a like it does massively help us out and why not go down into the comments section to praise your undying love to beth jesus the new owner of the entire world how did he buy the world well it turns out he found a way to duplicate items and then sell them on a website and that's how it all happened ladies and gentlemen that's right this video was the canonical history of beth jesus becoming jeff bezos oh my goodness now it all makes sense anyway as always thank you very much for watching and as always a huge thank you to each and every one of my majestic patrons who make these fantastic videos all the more possible seriously pat yourselves on the back you lovely people and 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Channel: The Spiffing Brit

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Length: 18min 33sec (1113 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 30 2021

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[u/Pizza_the_Ninja]

Can’t wait to watch him break this perfectly balanced game with no exploits.