-So...who's the guy? -Why do you think
there's always a guy, Thor? -Honey, you're putting ketchup
on your cereal. ♪♪ -Hey, all you hopeless romantics
out there, it's that special night
of the year, your last chance to find love. -Wow!
It's almost that magical moment. So, who are you
gonna kiss tonight? -You know me! I'm not really
into that whole romance thing! -This Friday, from the makers of "Valentine's Day"
and "New Year's Eve"... -[ Groans ] There's too much
pressure put on this one night. I think I'll stay in
and read my book. -Unh-unh, mister!
You are not staying in tonight. Yeah. [ Giggles ] -...comes the story
of the whole world coming together on one night
to celebrate... The Apocalypse. [ All screaming ] -You know, I love
this whole Armageddon thing -- you know, uh, brimstone
and hellfire, you know. Just the other day, I strangled a guy for
some flashlight batteries. -Starring literally thousands
of your favorite celebrities. Like... -The forecast says it's gonna be
the end of the world. But I say we'll be
together forever. That's what's happening... in this neck of the woods. -Shh. Let's just enjoy this. [ Vocalizing wildly ] -Or what about
Cuba Gooding Jr... -I remember
the most beautiful woman. She was standing right here
15 years ago! Oh, my God! It's her! -...and Penny Marshall. -Hey.
-It is you! But how did you find me?! -I guess it's...serendipity. -I love Earth! -And from "The Sopranos,"
Paulie Walnuts. -Hey, T. The Apocalypse?
Could be good. -And don't miss
an unscripted Kim Cattrall. -The Four Horsemen
of the Apocalypse? I just hope they have
four huge horse [bleep]. What about you,
kid from "Modern Family"? -The Apocalypse
may destroy the Earth, but the one thing
that it can't destroy is... -"The Apocalypse."
-"Valentine's Day." -You love the Marvel Universe. "Avengers: Age of Ultron," "Thor," "Captain America,"
"Iron Man." But you want to know --
why no Black Widow movie? Does Marvel not know how to make
a girl superhero movie? Chill. Marvel gets women. Coming in 2016... ♪♪ When it came to life
in the big city, Black Widow
had it all figured out. -Ooh! Remind me to call
whoever invented heels and leave them a nasty message! -A huge apartment,
great friends, and an internship
at "Fashion Weekly." -Where's the new girl? [ Whooshing ] -Sorry. Here. -Leather. With a low neckline? Take that off...
[ Record needle scratches ] ...and put it on the cover
of our magazine. ♪♪ -The only thing missing
in Black Widow's life... -Ooh. Such a klutz. Heh. -...was love. -Hey. I'm Ultron. -Black Widow. -You wanna grab a coffee? -I don't really have time
to date any guys now. -What about robots? -[ Giggles ] -So...who's the guy? -Why do you think
there's always a guy, Thor? -Honey, you're putting ketchup
on your cereal. -From Marvel Studios... [ Camera shutter clicking ] ...and the writers
of "27 Dresses"... comes the story of a superhero and her super romance. ♪♪ [ Whirring and buzzing ] -Penis activated. -I don't know, Black Widow. I think you're moving
way too fast with this guy. -Does he even know
anything about you? Like that your favorite food
is ice cream? -Hey, B.W.
Your boyfriend is on the news. -...as a robot named Ultron threw a bus at the
"Fashion Weekly" building. I'd hate to be
that guy's girlfriend. -♪ No, I'm never
gonna cry again ♪ ♪ Yeah, I've done it
for the last time ♪ ♪ Goodbye ♪ -What are YOU doing here? You know how much
that job meant to me! -I... -Do you even know
what my favorite food is? -Pizza? -[ Scoffs ] Thank you. -Ugh!
-Ugh -For Black Widow,
falling in love can be hard, but it can also be... incredible. -Where you go? -Paris. France. -But if you go Paris... then who help Hulk... eat ice cream? Hunh. -[ Giggles ] -"Black Widow: Age of Me." Marvel. We know girls. [ Applause ] -From the makers of
"The Fault in Our Stars"... comes an all-new film
about heartbreak... and teenage love
against the odds. ♪♪ Based on the best-selling novel. -What's your name?
-Olive. -I'm Theodore. At your service. -[ Giggles ] ♪♪ -When I said I'd do anything
to get out of high school, this wasn't exactly
what I had in mind. -Tell me your story. -Well, when I was first
diagnosed, I didn't really -- -No. Tell me your REAL story. -[ Sighs ] -Because being sick doesn't
have to be a life sentence. -I know that love is just
a shouting at the void and that oblivion is inevitable,
but I'm sticking with you no matter what kind of cancer
you have. -No, I don't have cancer.
I -- [ Sighs ] I have Ebola. -Ohhhh... -It's "The Fault in Our Stars 2:
The Ebola in Our Everything." Sometimes the most contagious
disease is love. -Maybe we should ask
your doctor if this is okay. -If doctors know so much, then why is my doctor
dead from Ebola? -The movie the "LA Times" calls
"astonishing"... and the World Health
Organization calls "plausible." -I just live for these
little infinities with you. -Uh-huh. -Can you hear me?
You're so far away. -I'm good. -"USA Today" says, "I laughed. I panicked.
I mostly panicked." -Let's just travel the world -- get on a plane or a crowded bus
and just go! -Ohh. That's not a good idea. -Is THIS a good idea? -Ehhhhh... -With Terrence Howard as
the trusted guidance counselor. -Well, it's not the length of
the life. It's how you live it. -She wants to have sex.
-Hell no! -Just the tip? -Maybe. ♪♪ -"The Fault in Our Stars 2:
The Ebola in Our Everything." Because you can't quarantine...
your heart. [ Applause ] -Should you vote for me
just because I'm the rich, popular,
good-looking guy? Hell yeah! [ Cheers and applause ] In this school,
looks are everything! What's the deal with the witch? -Stay clear, man.
She's into some dark stuff. -[ Scoffs ] I love my good looks! -Well, I curse you
to a life without them. -[ Choking ] -You have one year
to find someone to love you. [Hushed]
Or stay like this forever! -[ Sobbing ] -Oh, no! I'm Beastly! Aaaaah! -Let me see your face. -Pretty gruesome, huh? -I've seen worse.
-Really?! -No, dude.
You look like [bleep]. I misjudged you, Declan. It's what's on
the inside that -- Ugh! Dude!
-What? What's up? -Are you serious? -I think I sat on
some mashed potatoes! ♪♪ -Eggggghh! -"Beastly." -I'm pregnant, and it's yours! -You're a man,
and we haven't slept together. -Burn! Rango! -Beastly!
-Beastly! ♪♪
