-♪♪ Back in town,
visiting my mom and dad ♪♪ ♪♪ But that don't mean
I don't wanna be bad ♪♪ ♪♪ Say "what's up"
to my cousins ♪♪ -Hi.
-Hi. -♪♪ Say "what's up"
to my neighbors ♪♪ -Hey!
-♪♪ Then take my man ♪♪ ♪♪ To my childhood bedroom ♪♪♪♪ [ Tires squealing ] [ Tires screech ] ♪♪♪♪ -Your girls are back. -Kate...
-Cecily... -Sasheer...
-Vanessa... -Leslie...
-Cameron... -And your Lil' Baby Aidy. -We're home for Thanksgiving
ya'll. -And our parents
are real happy to see us. -So they're gonna treat us
like queens. -This may be their house..
-But for the next four days, we 'bout to run this bitch -♪♪ Walk in the door,
hand my bag to the valet ♪ ♪♪ In case your wondering,
it's my daddy ♪♪ ♪♪ Head straight to the frid
like a boss, yo ♪♪ ♪♪ Hell yeah,
my mom went to Costco ♪♪ -♪♪ It ain't my house,
but I'll tear it up ♪♪ ♪♪ Get a plate real dirty,
won't clean it up ♪♪ ♪♪ Then I roll up to the washe
laundry game on lock ♪♪ ♪♪ Gonna do a whole load
for just one sock ♪♪ -♪♪ 'Cause I'm
a back home baller ♪♪ ♪♪ If I want something,
I just holler ♪♪ ♪♪ I do what I want,
and I get what I want ♪♪ ♪♪ 'Cause my parents
miss their daughter ♪♪ -♪♪ This whole damn house
is a shrine to me ♪♪ ♪♪ 'Cause everybody here
is obsessed with me ♪♪ ♪♪ My second grade drawing
are framed like Picassos ♪ ♪♪ If I say, "Mom, tacos,"
my mom will make tacos ♪♪ -♪♪ We always see a movie,
but it can't be R ♪♪ ♪♪ So we settled
on "Penguins of Madagascar" ♪♪ And as a nice gesture,
I bought all the tickets ♪ ♪♪ Psych, not a chance,
my dad freaking did it ♪♪ -♪♪ When my mom needs help
I pretend to be napping ♪♪ ♪♪ Even though I can hear
all that is happening ♪♪ ♪♪ It sounds like she real
needs help in the kitchen ♪♪ But if she thinks I'm movin
then that bitch be trippin' -♪♪ I'm a back home baller ♪♪ And Grandma says
I look taller ♪♪ ♪♪ They wait on me
like I'm sickly ♪♪ ♪♪ That's the life
of a back home baller ♪♪ -♪♪ Taking out the trash,
all my neighbors spot me ♪ ♪♪ They swarm around me
like my own paparazzi ♪♪ ♪♪ Talking and stalking,
they can't get enough of me ♪♪ Wondering, questioning
what's going on with me? ♪ -So, what's going on with you? -Uh...the same. Okay, Jean, bye. [ Birds chirping ] -♪♪ Once everyone's in bed
I go insane ♪♪ ♪♪ Heroin, marijuana,
crack-cocaine ♪♪ ♪♪ Are not what I want,
I want cheese on chips ♪♪ ♪♪ And to put on some very o
Crest White Strips ♪♪ -♪♪ Getting free Wi-Fi
like a dope-ass hoe ♪♪ ♪♪ The password starts wit
17 0s ♪♪ ♪♪ Then b45ltng ♪♪ ♪♪ Then capital "X," then 333 ♪♪ Then 1458tdq ♪♪ ♪♪ And 314 and "w" ♪♪
-♪♪ Hold up. Ya'll don't even know pimpin' it
is at my mom's house. That bitch puts out
so many bowls of things for me It's insane. I'm up to my ass in... ♪♪ Bowls, bowls,
all types of bowls ♪♪ ♪♪ Chips and mints
and seashell bowls ♪♪ ♪♪ My mom's got bowls
for e'rything ♪♪ ♪♪ Potpourri and nuts
and e'rything ♪♪ ♪♪ A bowl on the toilet,
a bowl on the shelf ♪♪ ♪♪ A bowl of M&Ms,
I can help myself ♪♪ ♪♪ She puts out these bowl
for me ♪♪ ♪♪ And any bowl I like,
I get for free ♪♪ -♪♪ 'Cause I'm
a back home baller ♪♪ ♪♪ In pajamas
that cost 10 dollars ♪♪ ♪♪ Tell my mother that I love he
more than any freaking other ♪ ♪♪ That's the life
of a back home baller ♪♪ -Damn straight, ya'll. -Love you Mom and Dad, we out. -See you in a month
for Christmas. We doing this all again. ♪♪♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] -It's Thanksgiving,
and as always, Target has your whole family
covered whether you need
festive home decor, last-minute bakeware,
or even a turkey. And if you're home for the first
time since the election, Target's got
what you need the most -- a big, empty parking lot you can
just come sit in for a sec -[ Sighs ] -With over 500 beautiful, empt
spots as far as the eye can see, Target's parking lot is th
perfect place to just stare out, bang your head on your steerin
wheel, or text a friend "I honestly can't with the
today." You can even
put your seat all the way flat and then put it back up again. That took a couple seconds Or turn off your car's ignitio and just look at your breath
for a while. And while you're there,
why not make eye contact with a stranger in another car and without either of you
saying a word, communicate the entire story
of your day. Wanna kill more time?
Head inside. You can wander our clothes
and thing to yourself, "Oh, yeah. Mossimo,"
plop down by our bras and add random numbers
on your calculator, or go to our toy section
and just lay down back there And here's a tip --
check out the Play-Doh. Open the blue one,
and surprise -- we hid a flask in there for you. Bottoms up, girl.
You deserve it. So, this Thanksgiving,
tell your parents you're gonna grab somethin
from Target real quick, come kick it, then go home and
tell them they didn't have it. It'll be our little secret
-[ Chuckles ] -Target -- Buy yourself...
some time. -You do have to pay
for all this, though. -What?
-It's that time of year again -- the holidays. But this season,
don't waste your time on the white beaches of Hawaii Instead, why not visit
the sunny, paved streets of your hometown? There, you'll enjoy
four-star accommodations at your childhood home... featuring an all-access gym, located conveniently
in your room, along with
a 24-hour business center, also in your room. ♪♪♪♪ Enjoy long, long
continental breakfast, unwind in front of
the deepest TV ever sold, and pamper yourself with scratchy, bleach-stained towel
from 1994. Your childhood home offers a
wide range of on-sight activity. You could always
clean out this box of stuf or it's going to be thrown away, or pick up these sticks. And our attentive staff is there to assist you
with anything that may come up Who needs snorkeling
and parasailing when you can check out
the new Kmart? And while you're at it,
check out the old Kmart, which is now a closed Michaels Or drive around listening
to the only CD your mom owns Plus, your hometown offers
exotic destinations for smoking weed,
like this swing, the train tracks,
and Matt's hot tub. If you're up for a day trip,
drive on down to your high school
to visit your old teachers then think "why would I
do this?" and leave. Or go see a movie...by yourself. Oh, look. It's someone fro
your high school. How fun! So, book your tickets
to your hometown today, and bring home some souvenir that you'll just have to
leave at the airport. Your hometown -- we'd love you to stay
for a week, but we'll settle for three days. ♪♪♪♪ -Hey, it's your girls. -Kate...
-Cecily... -Noel...
-Vanessa... -Nasim...
-And your Lil' Baby Aidy. -We're home for the holidays..
-And this year... -We brought our boyfriends hom
with us. -But just because we're back
in our Mom and Dad's house.. -Doesn't mean we can't
still get a little nasty. [ All chuckle ] -♪♪ Back in town,
visiting my mom and dad ♪♪ ♪♪ But that don't mean
I don't wanna be bad ♪♪ ♪♪ Say "what's up"
to my cousins ♪♪ -Hi.
-Hi. -♪♪ Say "what's up"
to my neighbors ♪♪ -Hey!
-♪♪ Then take my man ♪♪ ♪♪ To my childhood bedroom -♪♪ This is
my old christening dress ♪ ♪♪ And here's my stack of
"X-Files" on VHS ♪♪ -♪♪ Now we're gonna freak
in my monkey sheets ♪♪ ♪♪ That I've had since
I was a kid ♪♪ -♪♪ Let's do it in my twin bed
twin bed ♪♪ ♪♪ Not gonna like it, like it ♪♪ But it's the only optio
option ♪♪ ♪♪ Where we can get it popping
popping ♪♪ ♪♪ Let's do it in my twin be
twin bed ♪♪ ♪♪ Probably fall off it, off it ♪♪ But let's get wild, wild ♪♪ In a bed for a child, child -♪♪ If you want an old cat
to watch you bone ♪♪ ♪♪ Then you're gonna wanna
get down in my parents' home ♪ ♪♪ It'll lick its body ♪♪
-♪♪ Body ♪♪ -♪♪ While you lick my body
-♪♪ Body ♪♪ -♪♪ Then it'll throw up
on your bags ♪♪ -♪♪ Come on, sexy boy,
gotta do this quick ♪♪ ♪♪ While my folks are at
the pharmacy, my mom is sick ♪ ♪♪ She's got a cough ♪♪
-♪♪ Cough ♪♪ -♪♪ She got it from Jean ♪♪
-♪♪ Jean ♪♪ -♪♪ And now it's a whole thi
with Jean ♪♪ -♪♪ I'm glad you got to me
my Uncle Ted ♪♪ ♪♪ Now keep it down 'cause he'
a sleep on my trundle bed -Hey, don't mind me.
-♪♪ Me ♪♪ -We're family.
-♪♪ Ly ♪♪ -Did you hear Aunt Ruth is dead?
-♪♪ Sad ♪♪ -♪♪ Let's do it on my twin bed
twin bed ♪♪ ♪♪ Even though Aunt Ruth's dea
Ruth's dead ♪♪ ♪♪ Wish we had more room,
more room ♪♪ ♪♪ But Grandma
got the guest room, guest room ♪ ♪♪ But we'll still get nasty
nasty ♪♪ ♪♪ Up against my trophies,
trophies ♪♪ ♪♪ You're a certified hottie
hottie ♪♪ ♪♪ Just like JTT ♪♪
-Aww, thanks. -♪♪ Girl, you know I love yo
but let's be clear ♪♪ ♪♪ I'm having lots of troubl
getting horny here ♪♪ ♪♪ I wanna get down
and do my thing ♪♪ ♪♪ But your childhood bed
has antique springs ♪♪ ♪♪ And I guess your mom
don't know how to knock ♪♪ ♪♪ Keep my foot on the doo
'cause it doesn't lock ♪♪ ♪♪ Can't fully undress
case your parents come through ♪ ♪♪ Just shirt, no pants
like Winnie the Pooh ♪♪ ♪♪ And why am I even tryin
to get laid ♪♪ ♪♪ Under a photo of you
from seventh grade? ♪♪ -♪♪ Let's take it back now
y'all ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪♪♪ -♪♪ So we'll do it
in my twin bed, twin bed ♪ ♪♪ Not gonna like it, like it ♪♪ But you can't be picky,
picky ♪♪ ♪♪ When you're staying
with your family, family ♪ -Having sex in a tiny twin bed
y'all. -Happy holidays. -We out. ♪♪♪♪
