>>> AND NOW, THE ACADEMY OF
SEXUAL HARASSMENT AND MISCONDUCT IN HOLLYWOOD PRESENTS THE
GRABBIES, CELEBRATING THIS YEAR'S WORST BEHAVIOR IN
ENTERTAINMENT. WE TAKE YOU LIVE TO THE RED
CARPET WITH DANNY MARTIN AND YOLONDA BEAST.
>> ALRIGHT. IT'S FINALLY THAT TIME OF YEAR,
AND WHAT A YEAR IT'S BEEN. >> I'M SURE EXCITED AND NERVOUS.
>> SO MANY FOLKS IN HOLLYWOOD HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF SO MUCH
THIS YEAR, BUT WHO WILL TAKE HOME THE COVETED GRABBY?
>> I WAS ABOUT TO JOKINGLY GRAB YOU WITH THE AWARD, YOLONDA, BUT
THEN I STOPPED MYSELF. >> GOOD INSTINCT, DANNY, AND
LOOK WHO'S COMING OUR WAY, GRABBY NOMINEE TOM STURGESSEN.
>> HEY GUYS. HEY, IT'S REALLY UPSETTING TO BE
HERE TONIGHT. >> SO TOM, YOU'RE NOMINATED FOR
HANDSIEST ACTOR. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
I GAVE OUT A LOT OF UNWANTED MASSAGES TO MY FEMALE CO-STARS,
ALSO I SHOWED AN INTERN MY PENIS, AND SAID, ANY IDEAS?
>> WOW, DON'T WANT TO JINX IT, BUT THAT SOUND LIKE AWARD
WINNING BEHAVIOR TO ME. >> THANKS, YOU'D THINK SO, BUT
IT'S SUCH A TOUGH CATEGORY THIS YEAR, THE COMPETITION IS SO
STIFF. SORRY, POOR CHOICE OF WORDS.
I JUST MEAN EVERYONE IS ROCK HARD TO BE HERE.
>> OKAY, MOVE ALONG NOW. >> I GET THAT.
>> AND LOOK WHO IT IS APPROACHING US ON THE RED
CARPET. ONE OF THE NOMINEES FOR MOST
OPEN ROBES, HENNY MARTIN. >> HENNY, WHO ARE YOU WEARING
TONIGHT? >> THIN SWEAT PANTS WITH NO
UNDERWEAR. >> TERRIFIC.
NOW THIS IS SUCH A HUGE PUBLIC MOMENT FOR YOU.
YOU MUST BE SO ASHAMED. >> YOU'D THINK SO, BUT NOPE.
>> CAN YOU GIVE US A PREVIEW OF YOUR SPEECH IF YOU WIN TONIGHT?
>> OKAY, WELL FIRST I'D LIKE TO THANK GUNS FOR TAKING THE
SPOTLIGHT AWAY FROM HOLLYWOOD. I'D ALSO LIKE TO THANK MY UNCLE
FOR ALWAYS SAYING, BOYS WILL BE BOYS.
AND OF COURSE I'D LIKE TO THANK DRUGS, AND PUKING FOR KEEPING ME
IN SHAPE. IT'S HARD TO LOOK THIS GOOD WHEN
YOU'RE 57. >> I LIKE THIS GUY.
>> DANNY, DON'T. >> ALRIGHT.
I'M HERE WITH RONALD KELLOGG, WHO IS RECEIVING THE LIFETIME
ACHIEVEMENT AWARD TONIGHT. THE COVETED GOLDEN GROPE AWARD
FOR HIS TRULY STUNNING LEGACY OF ABUSE.
>> WELL, WHEN I STARTED OUT IN THIS BUSINESS, I WAS JUST A KID
WITH TWO HANDS, ONE FLOPPY PENIS, AND NO SENSE OF
BOUNDARIES. NOW LOOK AT ME.
IF YOU GUYS AT THE PENINSULA HOTEL ARE STILL AWAY, GET TO
BED, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A BIG DAY TOMORROW.
>> THE STUFF WE ALWAYS SUSPECTED ABOUT MY CO-HOST DANNY JUST
SHOWED UP ON BABE.NET. >> HAPPY TO BE HERE, IS THIS A
TRAP? >> LOOK WHO IT IS, HE'S
NOMINATED TONIGHT FOR BEST NONAPOLOGY, TIM FRANKLIN.
>> HEY, HONEY, HOW IS IT GOING? >> AND HIS HAND IS ALREADY ON
THE SMALL OF MY BACK. >> THAT'S WHY I'M NOMINATED.
>> NOW, WHEN WOMEN FIRST STARTED SPEAKING OUT IN HOLLYWOOD, YOU
MADE A PUBLIC STATEMENT. >> I SAID ALL WOMEN NEED TO BE
HEARD. >> WHEN A WOMAN ACCUSED YOU OF
MISCONDUCT, WHAT DID YOU DO? >> I CALLED HER A LYING TROLL,
AND HAD MY LAWYER PUBLISH HER HOME ADDRESS.
>> I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU WEARING SOME PINS THERE, IS THAT
A TIMES UP PIN? >> NO, IT'S TIM'S UP PIN.
MY NAME IS TIM, AND I'M UP FOR ANYTHING.
>> AND DOES THAT SAY I'M WITH HER?
>> NO, IT SAYS I'M WITH HERPES. MY DOCTOR GAVE IT TO ME THIS
MORNING. >> WOW!
I HOPE YOU GET WHAT'S COMING TO YOU.
WHAT KIND OF SWAG BACK ARE FOLKS TAKING HOME TONIGHT?
>> A GIFT CERTIFICATE FOR MASSAGE ENVY.
THEY HAVE OVER 1,000 LOCATIONS AND 10,000 ACCUSATIONS.
HERE'S THE FIRST WOMAN EVER NOMINATED FOR A GRABBY, CATH
LYNN LABORGE. YOU.
>> MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING TRULY EXTRAORDINARY.
>> YES, I BIT OFF AN INTERN'S PENIS.
>> AMAZING. >> I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT TIME
WOMEN GOT INTO SOME TROUBLE TOO. FROM HERE ON OUT, I'LL BE
PEEPING PEPE'S AND SQUEEZING SAUSAGES ALL OVER TINSELTOWN.
>> WHAT MOVIE DID YOU WORK ON THIS YEAR?
>> SHAPE OF WATER. IT WAS ACTUALLY MY JOB TO GET
THE FISH HORNY. >> BACK TO YOU YOLONDA AND
KEVIN. >> NO, KWEVEN'S GONE TOO.
THIS IS JACK? >> I'D RATHER NOT SAY.
>> WE'LL BE BACK WITH BEST ANIMATED GROPE, AND WORST THING
DONE TO A PLAN THE. >> OH, MAN, TWITTER JUST FOUND
OUT MY NAME. >> WHEN THE GRABBIES RETURN ON
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