HO HO YAY!
>> HEY THERE, BECKER SHEEK HERE, OUTSIDE THE HOME OF MATT AND
JACQUELINE SHATS, A HUSBAND AND WIFE WHO ENTERED AND WON A
SURPRISE HOME MAKEOVER. LET'S GO SURPRISE THEM.
[ KNOCKING ] >> OH MY GOD, YOU'RE BECKER
SHEEK. >> IN THE FLESH!
I'M LOOKING FOR MATT AND JACQUELINE BECAUSE THEY'VE JUST
WON A HOME MAKEOVER. >> THAT'S ME!
I'M JACQUELINE. >> IS YOUR HUSBAND HOME?
>> YES. >> COULD YOU GO GET HIM, SIR?
>> THIS IS HIM. THIS IS MY HUSBAND.
>> HI, I'M MATT. SUCH A BIG FAN, MAN.
>> THIS MAN IS THE MAN THAT YOU ARE MARRIED TO?
>> YES. I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT WE WON.
MY MIND IS BLOWN RIGHT NOW. >> THAT MAKES TWO OF US.
JUST SO I'M CLEAR, YOU TWO ARE MARRIED.
>> LAST TIME I CHECKED. WHEN I ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME,
YOU SAID YES, RIGHT? >> YOU ASKED HIM?
>> YES. AND ON THE THIRD TIME I FINALLY
SAID YES. YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S JUST GO
INSIDE. SHALL WE?
LET'S GO INSIDE. HERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT. NOW, MATT, FORGIVE ME, I'M NOT
EXPECTING COMPANY SO MATT'S SMURF STUFF IS EVERYWHERE.
>> I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY I'M YELLING.
I APOLOGIZE. >> HOW SMURFING OF HIM.
>> "SURPRISE HOME MAKEOVER" LIVING UP TO ITS NAME TODAY.
JOINING IS NOW VIA SATELLITE FROM OUR WORKSHOP IN TEXAS IS
ONE OF OUR ELVES. >> HEY, MATT AND JACQUELINE.
>> CARPENTER STEVE! >> WE LOVE CARPENTER STEVE!
>> STEVE, TELL US WHAT YOU HAVE PLANNED FOR THEIR RENOVATION.
>> WELL, BECKER, I THINK ACCESSIBILITY IS THE KEY.
WE NEED TO MAKE IT SAFE AND EASY FOR JACQUELINE TO GET AROUND THE
HOUSE SINCE SHE'S VISUALLY IMPAIRED.
>> I'M NOT BLIND, CARPENTER STEVE.
>> OH. NO?
SO WHAT IS IT THEN? A GREEN CARD THING?
>> GREEN CARD? NO, NO, WE WERE BOTH BORN HERE.
>> YES, YOU'RE LOOKING AT TWO PLAIN OLD BORN AMERICANS.
>> I JUST SEE ONE. >> WHAT'S THAT?
>> OKAY. WHY DON'T WE CHECK BACK IN WITH
CARPENTER STEVE A LITTLE LATER. LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BIGGEST
PROBLEM WITH YOUR CURRENT HOUSE, STORAGE.
>> YES. NO CLOSET SPACE.
>> MATT, SHOW THEM WHERE YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR ROLLER BLADES.
I HAVE TO KEEP MY SPORTS STUFF HERE.
AMERICA, MATT SHATS HAS A SMURF TRAMP STAMP.
>> OH, MY GOD. IT'S A FULL FACE.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN? >> I'M EMBARRASSED.
I SHOULD HAVE GOT PAPA SMURF. >> IF I MAY ASK, WHAT DO YOU DO
FOR A LIVING? >> TOY WHAT AMALCLOONEY DOES.
>> IF YOU'RE JUST TUNING IN, I'M HERE WITH MAKEOVER WINNERS
JACQUELINE, A HUMAN RIGHTS LAWYER, BRONZE GODDESS, AND HER
HUSBAND BY CHOICE, MATT SHATS. AN UNEMPLOYED SMURF MAN.
>> I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE WE WON. >> IT'S SMURFING CRAZY!
>> WELL, SHATS, SOMEONE SPECIAL WOULD LIKE TO SAY HELLO.
EVERYONE'S FAVORITE INTERIOR DECORATOR, DESIGNER RILEY!
>> HEY, GANG, HOW IS IT GLOWING? >> IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW.
>> HI, WE LOVE YOU. >> ALL RIGHT NOW.
DESIGNER RILEY, YOU'VE SEEN THE SHATS CONTEST SUBMISSION AND I
KNOW YOU'VE GOT SOME IDEAS. >> WE'VE GOT A REAL FIXER UPPER
ON OUR HANDS HERE BUT I THINK WE START WITH A DIFFERENT HAIR CUT
FOR SURE. >> SORRY, RILEY, I MEANT THE
HOUSE. >> OH, OPEN CONCEPT, SHIPLAP,
THE SAME STUFF WE ALWAYS DO. >> OPEN CONCEPT.
KIND OF LIKE OUR MARRIAGE. >> OH, MY GOD.
BABY, THAT'S PRIVATE. >> THAT'S IT!
THAT'S WHY YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER. HE LETS YOU STEP OUT.
>> ME? OH, NO, NEVER.
BUT HE'S GOT NEEDS THAT I CAN'T ALWAYS MEET, YOU KNOW?
YOU CAN'T KEEP A STALLION IN THE STABLE.
YOU KNOW? >> I'M SORRY.
I HAVE TO DO THIS. NOPE, HE'S TOTALLY AVERAGE.
>> AVERAGE? I THINK I SMELL BURNT TOAST.
I THINK I MIGHT BE HAVING A -- A DAMN SMURF.
SORRY. >> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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lmao. Perfect example of how dating down doesn't mean a man will appreciate you because you're out of his league.
His "sport stuff" is a single pair of rollerblades.
I love how they keep trying to figure out why she's with him.
My favorite line though:
It just... kills me.
I showed this to my husband. He laughed his ass off. At the end of it he said, "Am I him? I'm sure everybody wonders how I was lucky enough to get you." (He's the opposite of Matt Schatt - financially successful, no interest in smurfs lol, proposed to me early on, takes care of himself, no interest in other women, and grateful.) I said, "No, you're nothing like him. Matt Schatt doesn't understand how lucky he is, but you do."
Oh my God this is how people reacted when my ex husband and I would meet them.
SNL also did a Matt Shatt skit with Margot Robbie.
Matt Schatt is a HVM 😤😤😂😂
Lol @ irons in the fire. A woman who is a lawyer vaguely knew the lady in HR where I work.She called saying she was looking for a job for her husband who was unemployed. Is that not a huge red flag to HR when the WIFE is calling for her husband who is too lazy to find his own damn job?