SML Movie: The Thanksgiving Stain!

baby thank you so much for making Thanksgiving dinner for us you're welcome Marvin I hope you boys enjoy oh the turkey looks so good today Jeffy stop throwing Dr the turkey I want to make sure I was dead of course it's dead Jeffy it's cooked look we gotta focus on the dinner so eat can I have pie no you can't have pie yet you have to have real dinner first well it's Thanksgiving I thought I could eat all your food Jeffy dinner first pie last who put diarrhea in this bowl that's gravy Jeffy hey why did Mommy put her period all in this bowl Jeffy listen bow your head we gotta thank God for all this food dear God thank you so much for the food thank you God Hey bow your head keep praying thank you so much for uh turkeys and thank you God for mashed potatoes thank you for the mashed potatoes Tomatoes uh thank you for uh so much just thank you so much for food thank you for pilgrims what um thank you for the month of November to have Thanksgiving on okay I'm Gonna Leave This needs salt but you keep praying uh thank you so much for Walmart so we can buy turkeys oh man I love Thanksgiving I get to go around and eat people's food while they bow their head and thank me and thank you God for cranberry sauce whoever eats that and thank you God for Thursday Night Football on Thanksgiving and uh thank you God for Tom Brady uh thank you God for salt and pepper Marvin uh amen so turkeys can't fly miss baskets [Applause] that you are grounded okay Marvin we picked up the turkey within 10 seconds it's fine there's dust all over it just blow the dust off Marvin I'm not in the mood for turkey daddy you could always eat mommy's period Jeffy why did you throw the turkey because I wanted to see if turkeys could fly look just eat your dinner I'm not hungry unless it's dessert then go to your room okay no Jeffy leave the pie oh that is it to be super go to your room oh my God I think he broke the lamp I hate this day see what that is hello hey there Happy Thanksgiving uh thank you officer but why are you here now while your neighbors filed a noise complaint because they said they heard shouting and today's supposed to be a day of thanks not a day of shouting it's not shouts giving that'd be me and my wife at home right you know because because the [ __ ] doesn't listen oh well we'll try to keep it down yeah you better because I don't want to have to come back here well why are you working on Thanksgiving well well my boss said he'd off a triple pay if we work through the holidays and I can't afford to pass that up but God I do miss Thanksgiving dinner though well you can come inside and have some of our food no no no I really can't my boss said he'd fire us if he caught us eating Thanksgiving dinner on the job yeah he said we have to protect and serve not protect and serve ourselves a plate of food that's why you have to wear this body cam it sees everything I do to make sure I don't eat Thanksgiving dinner and the mashed potatoes are getting cold I'm coming baby I'll see you later um actually mashed potatoes I I think I should come in and make sure no no violence is happening in there what violence yeah yeah because of the shouting I I should just come in make sure everything's okay okay Martin I fix the lamp thank you baby see officer no violence in here what'd you say to me boy what I just turned off my body cam I'm allowed to do that but only if I say that first it malfunctioned why'd you turn your body cam off because I want to eat these mashed potatoes and drown them in gravy Jesus what the hell happened to your turkey what'd you hunt for it yourself is that why there's darts in it well no my son was throwing it why is it so dusty is it last year's turkey that you just pulled out of the attic no we dropped it on the ground when the hell's the last time you swept your floors listen we try our best well do you mind if I have these mashed potatoes have as many as you want oh you [ __ ] up oh I'm gonna have the whole damn Bowl oh yeah oh yeah whole boat full of gravy bring the gravy drain all over it hell yes oh Big Spoon big big big spoon anybody want this big spoon no all right more for me oh my God that was amazing I hit every last drop yummy yummy mashed potatoes in my belly uh ma'am thank you this was delicious you're welcome okay I guess I'm done here which means I can turn this back on okay boy I don't want to catch you yelling at your wife anymore got it okay okay I'm gonna leave now well wait a minute you have a stain on your shirt what a stain no no no no not a stain oh God oh God that's a gravy scene I know what gravy saying when I see one that's a gravy stain now my boss is gonna know I was eating mashed potatoes and gravy and I'm gonna get fired now hold on why don't you just tell them that you fell down outside and that's dirt no you don't understand they have gravy sniffing dogs they can smell gravy from a mile away they're gonna know this is gravy well why can't you just change your shirt this is my only uniform okay how about you tell them that you showed up to a house and there was a fight and someone threw gravy on your shirt but I turned my body cam off I don't have any proof of that they're never gonna believe me uh you just turned your body cam back on oh [ __ ] you're right oh my God now my boss is gonna know I was eating mashed potatoes and gravy he's gonna hear me say it oh no that means he also heard me say yummy yummy mashed potatoes in my belly that was some pretty cringy [ __ ] oh God I really have to destroy this body Cam and clean the stain well actually no you turn on your body cam after you said the yummy yummy thing oh thank God oh no but now he knows I said it because I just said it again damn it we gotta take care of this oh how about we just throw your shirt in the washing machine yes and then the stain will be washed out and then maybe the water will destroy the body cam yes yes that's a great idea I love that let's do it okay come on let's go okay throw your shirt in there okay um could you please tell your wife to leave I'm kind of a grower not a shower and I don't want her to laugh at me baby can you leave oh yeah sure oh that's much better thank you don't uncover it now come on we're both boys let's check this out see how fast it goes that's disgusting oh come on you've done this before right no tag don't hit me with it that's disgusting look let's wash your stupid shirt okay fine just turn it on on there okay it should be on all right let's go do something to pass the time all right so what do you want to do I don't know what you have your Christmas tree up already yeah it's Thanksgiving man just do one holiday at a time but I like to have the tree up it makes me happy you should have waited till December 1st you know I could write you a ticket for this what hold on my phone's ringing oh oh no it's the Chief look just shut up uh hell hello God where the hell are you that I I am at a house uh investigating a crime well like tractor Squad card it says you've been there for 30 minutes well yeah yeah see there's there's a domestic violence situation going on and because the wife burned the turkey and the husband got mad so so he hit her and when I saw how burnt the turkey was I threw in a few swings too because like how do you screw up a turkey that bad you just put it in the oven well guys as long as you're not eating Thanksgiving dinner oh no no sir I I would never I I know I know better than to do that I know the rules okay guy well when you get done there I want you to come by the office for an emergency uniform gravy inspection yet yes sir I I I will do that right away [ __ ] [ __ ] I say [ __ ] what's wrong my boss wants me to do a uniform inspection right after I leave here I think he knows something's wrong okay will the washing machine just finished let's go get it let's get it oh goody is the stain gone no dude look the stain's still here oh that stain is deep in there I can't go back to my boss with the stain I'm gonna get fired oh I have an idea what if we take a knife and we cut like the stain out of the shirt like we cut a hole in the shirt and then your boss would just think that like someone tried to attack you with a knife and cut your shirt yeah yeah I like that you could dress up like the nipple sniff for Bandit nipple sniffer Bandit yeah he's like a crazy guy that runs around and tries to snip people's nipples off with scissors you could dress up like him and then attack me and then cut my shirt right there and then the body camera would show you doing that and then my boss would believe me but the body cam got destroyed in the washing machine oh yeah you're right well that's okay I can just record it on my phone yeah yeah you're recorded on your phone and then your boss will see it happen and then you'll be fine okay yeah so just dress up like whatever you think a nipple snipper would wear oh I'll just put on like a ski mask and stuff sure that works okay how do I look uh you don't really look like a nipple snipper Bandit you look like a regular Bandit well how would I look like a nipple snipper Bandit I don't know you just don't look like you want nipples you look like you want money how do I look like I want nipples um maybe like say that you want nipples okay uh give me nipples no no that that's like a request for nipples you have to demand nipples demand nipples okay all right what nipples no no you sound like a fussy baby no that's that's not gonna work okay give me nipples now you're just throwing a tantrum for nipples this isn't I can't take this seriously look if I'm gonna be intimidated by you they're gonna fire me anyway I'm supposed to be a cop okay okay I'll go as hard as I can give me the nipples no that's that's too horny oh okay listen just record me and I'll make it realistic okay all right it's going uh here I am in this house responding to a potential nipple snipper emergency ah give me the nipples give me give me give me give me no no that's that's just silly you sound like a boss in a video game what am I supposed to do right then I don't know just be more intimidating be scary okay hold on okay second try here I am in this house responding to a potential nipple snipper nipple oh no you sniff my shirt that I have to run away now okay well that video looked okay I guess but it'll probably save my job and at least my boss will know I ate gravy yeah I mean there is an actual hole in your shirt so it'll look like the nipple snipper actually cut it yeah yeah it's pretty believable well all right Happy Thanksgiving yeah you too yeah so do we like Kiss now let's just leave okay Hey sir I'm here for my uniform inspection guy what the hell happened to your uniform oh let's see see I got uh snipped by a nipple snipper yeah the nipple snipper Bandit he he tried to snip my nipple and he just he missed and he caught the uniform well guy let me see your body camera footage yeah you see that's the thing he he snipped the body cam too it just it just fell right off but I managed to record the whole thing on my phone though well it's a good thing you're safe Gary why don't you just go home you deserve all the mashed potatoes you can eat no thanks I'm full uh of Terror from from the from the nipple snipper I'm just I'm gonna I'm gonna go home hey baby how big is Christ Marvin is that you yes it's me why are you dressed like a bandit I'm not dressed like a bandit I'm dressed like a nipple snipping Bandit what I snip nipples with scissors stay away from me I don't really do that listen the cop had to stain on his shirt and we had this idea where we come up with the nipples the big Bandit and he Snips people's nipples so we could cut a hole in his shirt and cut the stain out so his boss doesn't see the gravy and doesn't fire him what listen I'm just tired I'm gonna lay down well they say turkey makes you tired Marvin I don't want to eat your hairy turkey don't save [Music]

Channel: SML

Views: 9,376,410

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, joke, comedy, skit, jokes, puppet, puppets, show, brooklyn guy, marvin, rose, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, thanksgiving, holiday, dinner, turkey, mess, stain, shirt, hilarious, friends

Id: -FmOn63WxKk

Length: 10min 52sec (652 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 24 2022