SML Movie: Brooklyn Guy's Bad Day!

Jeffy did you just pop a balloon no well don't do it again Jeff if you pop another balloon you're grounded I'm not popping my Doom don't do it again you are grounded baby are you okay she sounds like SpongeBob when he needed water I need water baby do you need water okay I'm gonna get you some water all right baby here's your glass of water take a sip is your voice better what your voice is still messed up punch her in your throat what it'll make her voice better punch her in the throat no Jeffy she just lost her voice she lost her voice wow find it no Jeffy you can't actually find it it's not gone Jeffy is on the case it didn't run away Jeffy her voice is just gone because like she can't talk listen Baby I'ma call a doctor to fix your voice did somebody call the doctor what I I just wanted a cool intro like oh okay how about this introducing the doctor oh how about this here's the doctor can you just help me okay what's going on my wife lost her voice oh yeah she sure did well can you help her get her voice back I mean it's not that serious she just lost a voice if she waits it'll come back I know but like I didn't know if maybe you had some like secret doctor things that could bring it back this is not really an emergency you know there's people having like heart attacks and strokes I know I know I know just can you please get her voice back it's really annoying hmm okay I have an idea you come with me to the bathroom all right just come with me to the bathroom I'm gonna go see what they're doing [Music] look the faster you suck it the faster it'll go away [Music] what's going on in here oh hey Marvin I found some cough drops in your bathroom and I was gonna see if that helped but she doesn't like sucking on them because she thinks it tastes bad Oh I thought something else was happening here oh what you thought she saw my [ __ ] all right you should have seen the look on your face can you imagine the lawsuits oh I'd be so screwed let's see if the cough drop worked now dang it it didn't work so what are we gonna do now hold on just let me think hmm stupid stupid stupid stupid you're a bad doctor no no no you know you're not a bad doctor look there's got to be something else we can do for her voice the cough drops was my only idea come on you can think of something okay you're right yes I have an idea come on okay now just gargle that before it gets cold what what is that oh that's boiling salt water it'll help it throat no you're supposed to gargle warm salt water not boiling water oh stupid stupid stupid stupid idiot doctor God I'm so stupid when I know you're not you just didn't know yes I am I'm an idiot let's try something else yeah we'll just try something else do not try that baby yeah I don't know what to do now listen you're a doctor you went to school for this there's got to be something you learned about getting people their voice back huh hold on let me check one of my medical books I use it all the time it usually helps huh I don't see how any of this is supposed to be helpful uh the the big ones hurt you know because it's so big my mind doesn't hurt girls they like that um the the U.S national average is five inches so so I have less than that that makes me special so you're boring if you have a five inch wiener um mine is travel size like it doesn't get in the way it's it's very convenient you know I can wear sweatpants and you can't see it like hold on oh oh I got the wrong book I'm so embarrassed stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid idiot doctor with a tiny penis no it's okay no no it's not okay well actually according to the book it is okay it's totally fine it's normal and you don't have to worry about it but I'm gonna get my phone and look this up okay just looked it up look right there it says national average five inches can we please help my wife with her voice oh right right hold on let me just Google that uh lost my voice oh yeah it's called laryngitis I knew that oh good steps to get your voice back step one avoid talking shut up [ __ ] okay step two moisten the throat hey Marvin Marvin maybe we should take a bag to the bathroom huh you know what I'm saying I'm just kidding that's your wife okay step three eat hot food oh that's easy I can get some hot food just hold on okay I got some nice cold ice cream [ __ ] [ __ ] David it's supposed to be hot food hot food not cold food you stupid idiot doctor God I'm so [ __ ] stupid what is wrong with you what is wrong in your stupid [ __ ] brain no no it's okay I promise it's okay everything's fine okay okay I'm good I'm good now it just is it hot in here is it I feel hot I just I feel hot turn your AC on a pissed off I'll turn the AC on go get some hot food okay okay I'm getting hot food getting hot food I'm going to turn on the AC where is it with what mommy's voice where is it I don't know Jeffy okay I'm still looking for it though my webs don't work Jeffy just go away okay here's your chicken Schnoodle Snoop [ __ ] yeah I know oh God I'm having a bad day I'm just gonna help you and then I'm gonna go home yeah that'd be smart here's your spoon here's your spoon just eat it it'll make you feel better look just go clean yourself up okay I will baby you want to try some hey I cleaned myself up I took a shower I hope you don't mind I didn't have a change of clothes so I put on her bathrobe it kind of fits but I mean you might see a ball or two but that's okay because we're Bros right you know I saw a lot of balls in the locker room in college that that's actually why I got this book because I got really insecure after I saw all the Sledge hammers they were working with in there then they all laughed at me and called me tiny Wang Brookie and I was like it's cold in here and they were like no it's not you're taking a hot shower anyway I pissed in your shower I hope you don't mind you peed in my shower yeah but I was just trying to save you water but not using your toilet at least I didn't poop in your shower like I do at home you poop in the shower I said I didn't poop in your shower I mean I had to but I was gonna wait till I get home to poop in my shower why do you poop in the shower hey you're already getting clean right what's the point of using the bathroom then having to wipe you're already in the shower you can just wipe your butt in there and clean it off right to One Stop Shop and then you can just like wash it down the drain with the shower head it's like a little video game you watch the poop through the holes and then you just waffle stomp it down but I don't have feet so I just kind of waffle punch it but you're already getting clean so it's fine I think it's time for you to go no no no no no no no no no no no I would not be be doing my job if I gave up halfway what if I was doing an open heart surgery and I gave up halfway somebody would die but it's just her voice I said I would help and I'm gonna help hey get you shut up you shut shut up you shut up you shush you shush you you zip it you hush you put a suck in it break down put a lid on it bite your tongue shut your trap quit your yapping not another peep shut your pie hole put a cork in it kayak stop talking good okay now I don't actually know what to do next but oh someone's at your door hold on I'll get it okay fine we can go get it hello hey there you're on the hit TV show can your wife say literally anything oh man I love this show I watch it with my wife all the time wait what's going on it's a TV show called can your wife say literally anything all the wife has to do is say any random word and you win a million dollars and a trip to Fiji what that's insane yeah but most people screw it up because they're too shocked that they're on TV and they mess up or the wife just isn't home but we can do it because your wife is here and all she has to do is say a word oh no Marvin tell her oh no no okay baby I know you lost your voice and I know you can't really talk but I need to go deep down really hard just try really hard to just say one single word and we win a million okay okay man get in front of the camera no no no no that that was more of a noise than a word sorry you lose [ __ ] [ __ ] I will never get this chance ever again no baby you couldn't say just one word oh my god oh that's it I've had it up to here no no I've had it up to here that's how far I've had it up to I am so tired of her not having a voice I'm pissed off I know we could have got us a million dollars we could have won a million dollars could I ever be back on the show no no no once you're on the show Once you're never allowed back they never come back to the same house the show is so easy they're gonna make it hard somehow oh darn it I wish you could just fix her voice I know what I'm gonna do what throat surgery no no no no that's way too invasive I don't think no no no no no no no no no I'm not letting her voice beat me I've had a hard day and I want to win I'm gonna cut open her voice box and put in another one come on we're doing surgery but baby oh okay the surgery was a success I cut open a throat and I stuck an Apple Watch in there watch you put an Apple Watch in her throat help it talk well can she talk oh yeah we can make it talk in any voice we want with this remote check it out this is Elmo okay well how about this it's Mr meeseeks from Rick and Morty voice back [Music] just give her her normal voice back uh I don't know if a normal voice is an option what about this one um like an old man can you tell this man to give me my normal voice back is that the old man from Family Guy yep that's what that is just give her her normal voice back I don't know if I can what about this one what what voice is this she sounds like the Gingerbread Man from Shrek who knew the muffin man wait you you know the muffin man the one who lives on Drury Lane well she the muffin man huh she's married to the muffin man ew why'd you spit on me okay listen can you just give her her normal voice back please listen you're just gonna have to get used to these silly voices I don't think her real one's coming back I think I know where mommy's voice went where to go after a long and tireless investigation I inspector Jeffy have come to the conclusion that the voice actress for mommy is out of town but she's out of town yeah look who's playing Mommy wait so so she's not even here so that's why you haven't sounded like yourself because your voice is even here wow I did all this for nothing yeah we didn't even have to do all this surgery and all this dumb stuff we could just not used her in the video don't I feel stupid this is so dumb thanks for watching everyone hey everybody thanks for watching [ __ ] shut up dude this stupid with a tiny people it just sounds stupid [Music]

Channel: SML

Views: 6,943,504

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, entertainment, brooklyn guys bad day, bad day, brooklyn guy, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, rose loses her voice, lost voice, voice, hilarious, marvin, rose, logan, lance, balloon pop, joke, prank, adventure, puppet, puppets, show

Id: rOPSxVRmuJ4

Length: 10min 54sec (654 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 31 2022