SML Movie: The Security System!

hey Daddy wanna hear me play some of my campiano no Jeffy it's past your bedtime you have to go to bed I'm not happy you do have to come on dang there's one song on my piano no or even let him play a song No it's it's time for him to go to go to bed Jeffy Daddy Yankee I have to go to bed I have to go to bed have to go to bed daddy said I have to go to bed and I said don't have to go to bed Jeffy no I have to don't have to don't have to don't have to yeah he said you don't have to go to bed and I said don't have to go to bed Jeffy Marvin what was that noise I just yelled at Jeffy no it was something is I'm gonna steal so much stuff boy did I make someone's breaking into it okay let's go hide in the closet don't worry about my camping leave it Jeffy come on all right Google get the clothes Jeffy get in the closet okay Jimmy don't bring your cat here though I have to okay okay we're in the closet baby do you have your phone no Marvin I looked it on the couch oh I left mine too how are we gonna call the cops okay everyone just be quiet hold on guys I gotta tune my cat piano don't Jenny be quiet it's Out Of Tune Jeffy oh Jeffy be quiet hold on I got one more it's almost in tune I think I got it bro be quiet everyone be quiet where is it where's all this stuff I'm sorry dang it was tired hey someone's in the closet no oh Jeffy you scared him off let's go he's gone lock the door lock the door okay I can't believe we just got robbed okay I'll call him hey there somebody call the cops yes officer I did okay what's going on well someone hold on Danny I'll take it from here no Jeffy please stop it what's he doing you're gonna love it just listen [Applause] somebody broke in the house in the house in the house somebody broke in the house and I got really scared well did he take anything anything anything well did he take anything no he did not uh could you play that again please really come on well if he didn't take anything I say is a waste of my time this is a waste of my goddamn time goddamn time goddamn time this is a waste of my goddamn time if it didn't take anything but the robber's still on the loose on the loose silly goose but the robber is still on the loose you should go catch him DJ run that [ __ ] [Music] well can you tell me what the guy looked like guy looked like guy looked like well can you tell me what the guy looked like so I can go find him he was wearing all black clothes all black clothes all black clothes he was wearing all black clothes and a ski mask okay okay one more time [Music] [Applause] that description's not helpful at all helpful at all helpful at all that description's not helpful at all I'm never gonna catch that guy why don't you look for fingerprints fingerprints fingerprints why don't you look for fingerprints he wasn't wearing gloves okay okay can we stop singing I'm getting tired of this yeah this went on way too long okay so the guy broke in didn't do anything no we scared him away scared him away scared him away no no we're not we're not singing anymore okay moments passed yeah he didn't take anything okay yes anything anything God damn it I said the moment has passed moment has passed moment has passed no no no no more singing okay okay so he broke in he didn't take anything yeah he just left did he just like attack you or anything no he didn't do anything he just left so he's like a housefly I bet you've seen a dragonfly maybe even a horse fly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly oh yeah yeah like like Shrek right yeah so what do you suggest we do so we just broke into our house well it sounds to me like you need a home security system a home security system yeah so whenever people break in like an alarm goes off and it's like and then like it calls me and then the burglar runs away that sounds expensive oh no no I can do it for free for free oh yeah yeah dear me dare me to put a home security system in for free Dare You Dare me go ahead I dare you to put a home security system in for free you don't think I'll do it I'll show you I'll do it what time but yeah I'm done with your security alarm machine otherwise known as Sam what does Sam stand for it stands for security alarm machine otherwise known as Sam oh right yeah and it comes in all kinds of different voices like it comes in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice you talk to the house now go that's pretty cool and it also comes in a flamboyantly gay voice oh my God Gregory though I just broke in the house you need to stop him will you stop it no you're on top so you need to stop it you're such a silly Bill no I'm not a silly Billy you're a silly Billy and that one goes on for a little while but it also comes in a Christopher Walken voice wow Robert get out of my house before I call the police and then what I'm gonna have you set on right now is just the default like monotone female voice security system activated okay I like that one let's just stick with that one okay yeah so you're all set up uh the only downside is it does have ads it has ads what are you talking about yeah it has ads because it's free you know because like when you when you watch like a YouTube video you get like a 30 second ad in front of it well this is going to play a 30 second ad every time somebody breaks in before the alarm goes off what if someone like kills me before you get here well I mean you can turn off the ad but I'm the robber would have to do that so every time somebody breaks in it's going to play like a Toyota ad or like an Old Navy ad but I mean the Old Navy ad usually gets them because once I see it's like 50 off on jeans they go that's a steal and then they just go to Old Navy instead well how do I get rid of the ads can I pay to get rid of the ads oh yeah it's gonna cost 50 bucks a month oh that's expensive yeah the ads are better I I use the ads okay so when somebody breaks in this is going to call me all right so you don't have to worry okay all right baby we are fully protected you're gonna wear two oh that ain't about to glaze that ass like a toaster strudel no I'm talking about the security system baby oh you got it set up yeah baby it'll call the cops after 30 seconds 30 seconds why 30 seconds because it plays an ad but look we're we're safe and we are protected and we can go to sleep safe and sound so go to bed Jeffy I got a question before bed what um dude peepee's going butts no oh cause the other day I saw this video and it happened go to bed Jeffy okay all right Jeffy go to bed um mommy day can you guys sleep in the bed with me because I'm scared ever since the Romper broke in no Jeffy we have an alarm system you're safe now come on Marvin it's just for one night I'm supposed to wear two that's okay Marvin we'll wait till tomorrow come on night right here in the bed okay fine I had cream cheese covered deviled eggs and one Acorn I found outside sorry that was sick I'm gonna die all right boys settle down time for bed [Laughter] I'm gonna break you to this house to the back doors this is big lobsterfest has something oh crap they got an alarm systems baby baby do you hear Red Lobster add no merman go back to bed oh my God someone's breaking into the house he's coming in the back door hurry maybe that's the alarm hold on someone's breaking into the house oh I'm gonna go check I'm gonna go check uh is there anyone here hey your alarm went off you okay I think someone robbed my house uh it looks like he went out the back door I guess he got scared off by the ad let me see which one it was oh Red Lobster yeah he definitely saw those cheddar bay biscuits and decided he needed some for himself so the alarm didn't catch the rubber no the alarm doesn't catch robbers it just scares him off but the alarm has a camera so it doesn't take a picture of the robber's face oh no no no no see the camera scans the robber's face and then gives him an ad for something that thinks the robber might like so so he thought that he might like Red Lobster but why doesn't the alarm take a picture of the robber's face so we can see what he looks like oh no you got to pay the 50 bucks a month for that but that's so dumb but hey look look they did what it was supposed to do it scared away the robber right and I don't think he's gonna be back anytime soon I think lobsterfest is going on and bottomless shrimp he's going to eat himself into a food coma you know I'm kind of a Hungry Hungry Hippo for Red Lobster too I'm a bottomless potamus myself can you please stop talking about Red Lobster why are you getting hungry no well kind I'm a little hungry but but my family 's upstairs sneak away and get some Red Lobster I I really can't I'm pretty sure they're open at 1 27 in the morning no they're not you want them back look I'm a cop I can just flash my badge they'll be open oh man look at us at Red Lobster huh would you rather be anywhere else in the world right now no I wouldn't oh me neither oh and these Cheddar Bay Biscuits let me get some of these yeah they're all right how's your scampi I thought it came with noodles no no it sure doesn't oh the robber he's over there oh yeah there he is I'll arrest him why not gonna arrest him in the middle of eating his Red Lobster how would you feel if somebody interrupted our meal I'd be pretty pissed but we gotta arrest him what if he leaves hey hey we're just gonna wait till he gets done eating and arrest him outside look he'll be full by then anyway he won't be able to move okay oh man I am so full there he is there you get him you're under arrest for breaking and entering those are the last chedape biscuits you're gonna have as a free man come on where is Marvin I woke up and he disappeared baby Morgan I've been worried sick Where Have You Been I'll give you a hand the whole place smelled like fish Marvin were you at Strip Club close we went to Red Lobster whistle but baby we caught the robber yeah he was chowing down on Cheddar Bay Biscuits now he's sucking on Justice that's the name of his cellmate Justice Constance splooge because he's constantly splooging but baby listen we're safe the robber's gone he's in jail so are we getting rid of the alarm I mean I don't think we need it anymore what do you mean it obviously worked I think you still need the alarm well no but we got rid of the robber so we're safe forever you know what I have to say about this DJ run that [ __ ] [Applause] we just went to Red Lobster Red Lobster Red Lobster we just went to Red Lobster and had some cheddar bay biscuits we just had some cheddar bay biscuits Cheddar Bay Biscuits Cheddar Bay Biscuits we just had some cheddar baked biscuits and they were good as [ __ ] not sponsored [Music] and

Channel: SML

Views: 8,282,619

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, entertainment, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, puppet, puppets, show, marvin, brooklyn guy, rose, the security system, cops, break in, burglar, cat piano, song, music, red lobster, logan

Id: RvhaqndlK_o

Length: 11min 27sec (687 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 08 2022