SML Movie: Mr. Poorman!

Daddy they messed up my SpongeBob book how'd they mess up your SpongeBob book Jeffy look and see for yourself notice anything wrong with it uh they're not underwater no SpongeBob has two tongues he's got one down here and one up here licking his eyeball he does have two tongues that's so silly it's not silly mommy this is serious business this is a colossal by SpongeBob SquarePants you know how many people this have to go through before it hit the shelves someone's getting fired today unless they can confirm that SpongeBob actually does have two tongues and then I'll get over it Jeffy just calm down and read your book no cause I'm gonna call Nickelodeon and fire somebody after I give him a piece of my mind there's someone at the door hello hey Marvin I need your help we need help with Goodman you're poor right yeah well I need you to teach me how to be poor teach how to be poor why well I just found out that I have another kid down in Mexico or some and the mom's wanting me to pay her five million dollars a month in child support I didn't know Taco Bell was that expensive I mean I can afford it I just don't want to so what I did was is I moved all my money to an offshore bank account and then now I have to live off the least amount of money as possible for the next few months while the judge goes through my bank accounts because I don't want him to see that I have a lot of money so I need your help to teach me how to be poor well I mean I'm really busy I don't think I can do that right now I'll pay you ten thousand dollars I mean sure yeah I can teach you how to be poor so rule number one don't give people money because poor people can't afford to get people money well if I don't give you money then how am I going to get you to do what I want you to do by being nice ew and uh the next rule is come here so another thing you can do to be more poor is not drive a Lamborghini not drive a Lamborghini what else am I supposed to drive a bicycle ew no no you don't have to drive a bicycle you can drive a car you just need something more poor hmm more poor I know exactly what you mean I'm gonna go buy one oh okay where's Goodman at what the all right Marvin I did what you said I bought a poor car this is not a poor car this is expensive it literally has the word poor in the name it's a Porsche it's still expensive though listen Marvin I can't go any lower than this it's already shitty well it's not a shitty car this is really nice no it is shitty it's Porsche it's poor shitty and it's offensive because it was named after George Bush a 911. it's a Porsche 911. oh okay fine so you're saying is the cheapest car you'll go yeah I can't do anything less than this Marvin it's shitty oh okay well at least it's a start you got rid of the Lamborghini so let's go work on some other stuff all right hey baby I need your help what's wrong Marvin well Goodman paid us ten thousand dollars to teach him how to be poor wait he spent ten thousand dollars to learn how to be poor yeah I already told him that poor people can't hand out money okay good and I told him that poor people can't drive a Lamborghini okay so what other things can we teach them to be poor well poor people don't walk around everywhere in a nice suit so you're gonna have to change your clothes you want me to get rid of my elephant suit 75 endangered African elephants were poached for their to make this suit this suit cost me 55 million dollars I take a bath in it I sleep in it I'm not getting rid of this well why don't you sell it if you need the money sell it I will never sell this suit I will be buried in this suit well how about you just take it off because if the judge sees you walking around in a 55 million dollar suit he's gonna make you pay child support you're right so what am I supposed to wear to be poor all right look I'll pick out poor outfit come on all right baby I picked out an outfit for him I've looked like Old MacDonald without his farm no I think you look nice e-i-e I know I don't I look like I smell bad if a kid said hey Dad does that man smell bad he's gonna say yes yes he does stay away from him he's stinky my name is Mr Goodman not Mr Goodwill well Goodwill is where we got this outfit from and it smells like the person who owned it before me my pants well it only cost five dollars well I would pay five dollars not to wear this well look when the judge sees you wearing this he's not gonna make you pay child support yeah you're right he's probably gonna feel bad for me and make the woman pay me child support well that's what we're going for right oh I guess oh I'm getting kind of hungry I want a filet mignon I think I'm gonna have chives prepare my meal oh chives wait wait no no no no no all right sir here is your eight ounce filet mignon cooked medium rare are you sure it's eight ounces because it looks more like seven I can assure you that it's eight so I waited before I cooked it let's see about that sounds like seven well sir when you cook meat it doesn't maintain I'm not listening Josh did you take a bite out of my carrot it was more of a nibble set but I had to make sure that it was cooked thoroughly well next time eat the thing get out of here Bugs Bunny yes sir but before I go I must ask why are you dressed like a farmer ask Marvin well Goodman wants to act poor for a few months good luck with that well good man you can't eat all this yes I can I'm a growing boy well no no I meant like poor people don't eat this kind of food you're telling me poor people don't eat filet mignon no I'm gonna starve what am I supposed to eat then oh look I will go cook you a meal that poor people eat do not eat this because if you want to look good for the judge do not eat food like this hold on all right good man I made you dinner are you eating your steak no it was a fly there's no way a fly to that big a bite yes he did he was a big old bastard listen Goodman here's your ramen noodles instant lunch ew poor what is this it's called ramen noodles and it's really cheap but it's really good who's roaming and why do I have to eat his noodles because it's really cheap and it's really good try it and what is this a Rice Krispie Treat no that's what the noodles looks like before you cook it it looks like dried worms ew you're trying to poison me help help chives he's trying to poison me what's going on sir he's trying to make me eat ramen's noodles look that's what I had for lunch today sir oh no somebody called Poison Control drives has been poisoned well it's it's actually a pretty good sir oh no the worms must be eating your brain and making you delusional hell Goodman listen everyone eats ramen noodles it's really good and look you can't keep calling your butler because poor people don't have Butlers well if I can't call my butler then who's gonna wipe my ass you ew my hand has got to go near my ass crack poor listen poor people wipe their own butt so tell your butler you'll see them in a few months oh chives go to your room in the basement and I'll be home in a few months very well I was uh he's trying to feed me worms ooh Ramen how does everyone know who who Ramen is in his word hate being poor I can't drive my Lamborghini I have to dress like Ronald McDonald I have to eat ramen's worms and what's next you're gonna tell me I have to wash my own clothes yeah I gotta go lay down oh no no I can't do this anymore I can't do this come on good man you can do this don't call me Goodman call me poor man because that's what I am well if you can't do this and you have to pay that woman five million a month in child support I'm not paying her five million dollars a month that kid's not worth it that's a lot of money Marvin well if you don't want to pay it then you've got to learn how to be poor all right I guess you're right Marvin just go give me some water and let me clear my head uh uh boss water sparkling please no poor people don't drink Sparkling Voss water Fiji no Evian no we drink water from the sink kitchen sink yes the bikes at the house hey you poor listen it's called tap water well I'm tapping out well listen you've got to drink stuff like that if you want to be poor what's other stuff they can do to save money well what do you spend most of your money on well my haircut cost twenty thousand dollars well why is that haircut twenty thousand dollars because three naked girls cut my hair while giving me pina coladas well we're not doing that anymore your haircut should only cost twenty dollars twenty dollars if they're gonna stab me in the eye with scissors or something that doesn't usually happen what else do you spend your money on well I did put a 250 000 down payment to go see the Titanic in a submarine but that guy hasn't called me back I think he's ignoring me okay look you can't buy stupid stuff like that and if you're gonna buy stuff you have to go cheap oh so you're telling me not to take my big private Jedi guy take my little one no no private jets poor people don't have private jets well then how am I supposed to fly to Paris for lunch you're not gonna fly to Paris for lunch and if you have to fly You're Gonna Fly cheap like Spirit Airlines cheap I'm not gonna fly cheap when I'm flying through the air look it's called Spirit Airlines the nice Airline what if I fly Spirit Airlines I'm gonna turn it into a spirit listen it's just what you gotta do to be poor wait my phone's ringing it's my son Richard calling hello hello hey Dad me and my friends are down here in Orlando trying to run out Disney World for the day and they're telling me that it costs four million dollars but my credit limit's only 3 million so can you give me the other million hold on Richard son he's in trouble he's down in Orlando trying to rent out Disney World for the day and they told him that it's gonna be four million dollars in his credit limit's only 3 million so do I give him the other million no but yo yell at me no you gotta tell him no you're poor but I don't want him to yell at me who cares you're poor now tell him no fine Richard no what the no when you want me to be poor that's embarrassing you want me to be embarrassed when I go back to school and be poor hold on Richard Richard no you're not getting that other million dollars I'm putting my foot down I'm gonna increase your credit limit okay I love you bye all right put my foot down not gonna give him that million dollars see good you you three million dollar credit limit I think you should lower it to like a hundred dollars I agree and I'll tell him that later okay so look we're saving money already Okay so let's go teach you how to unclog the toilet what Marvin Good News Jeffy already clogged the toilet that's good so now you can learn so look sometimes when you're taking a poop it gets stuck in the toilet and you gotta push it down with the plunger yeah I'm done what I'm just gonna pay the woman five million dollars a month in child support why because I don't want to be a caveman and push my down the toilet with a stick you only have to do that if it gets stuck oh great yeah I'm definitely done so enjoy dressing like a farmer enjoy eating Roman's worms and enjoy being poor you taught me to feel worse for poor people so now when I see them on the side of the road I'm just gonna drive by them faster and enjoy the ten thousand dollars I'm done here so Marvin what are we gonna do with the ten thousand dollars I have no idea hey Danny I called Nickelodeon about this SpongeBob situation and what'd they say about the two tongues they said once for the pink and one for the steak what yeah they told me that if I wanted to change that I have to pay to have it republished so how much would that cost ten thousand dollars Jeffy no [Music]

Channel: SML

Views: 9,780,981

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, entertainment, mr poorman, mr goodman, poor, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, fun, marvin, puppet, puppets, show, laugh, hilarious, porshe, lamborghini, money, joke

Id: _91MrOQVN40

Length: 11min 8sec (668 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 23 2023