SML Movie: The Stain!

hey daddy where's the cup I'm supposed to pee in because I already found the one I'm supposed to poop in you're not supposed to poop in a cup Jeffy too late it was running okay these hold on I gotta go answer the door pour that out hello Marvin you have to let me inside I have to show you what I bought okay yeah all right Marvin bam I had a bio is also on this team but he's not as good as Jimmy Butler you bought a Jimmy Butler Jersey oh not just any Jimmy Butler Jersey seeing his last game Jimmy Butler scored 56 points which is the most points that any Miami Heat play has ever scored in the playoffs and he did it while wearing this jersey and he signed it oh it smells like Jimmy take a whiff take a whiff of Jimmy ew ew it's sweating man he is a man more of a man than all of a bee he could have my wife how much did you pay for this jersey oh you know 250 000 250 000 yeah that's my entire life savings but look it's worth it because I got this stinky shirt I don't think I would ever pay that amount of money for a shirt oh yeah well would you buy a shirt that Jesus wore I guess yeah exactly and that's him that's Jimmy Jesus Christ Butler because he had to walk on water to get that 56 points because we beat the Milwaukee sucks I mean bucks hey I like that team yeah well you must like suck in Jimmy because we're up 3-1 on your [ __ ] ass and it's about to be 4-1 tonight no uh okay yeah okay whatever well thank you for showing us this jersey hey you want to see my favorite plays of that game not really I'll show you I got them on my phone right here look watch him get this three to date to the lead Here Comes Jimmy wide open for the lead oh Jimmy ahead hey whoa Jimmy go can you say clutch clutch daddy that's Henny Butler right there I mean that was really cool oh that's nothing you should see this next play watch oh here comes Jimmy Butler he's filthy this man doesn't wipe all through Jimmy have my baby Jimmy Marry Me Marvin was that not the nastiest thing you've ever seen Jimmy didn't have to do that to them that was not consensual what you just watched the Bucks get me too or should I say me too tude for Jimmy well wasn't that a two-pointer not a three okay yeah he stepped on the line and it was worth two but it doesn't matter because he still won that's why the Jersey was worth so much you could have at least gone to watch it smells so bad no it's full of Jimmy Juice I actually wrung it out into a cup and drank it hoping I would absorb his power but it didn't work all it did was make me very sick speaking of sick I have to pee and I think I have a UTI can I use your bathroom well we all have a pee Cup oh usually I pee into a Mountain Dew bottle while I'm sitting on the couch so I don't have to get up while I'm watching Jimmy that's probably why I have a UTI anyway I'm gonna go pee all over your toilet seat Daddy what am I supposed to do with this cup of diarrhea I said pour it out Jeffy Jeffy you're a dummy I said in the sake oh okay oh my God he bought diarrhea all over the Jimmy Buffett yeah oh my God what are we gonna do we're gonna clean it oh you can get the Blazer awesome wife there's a napkins I don't know what to do [Music] and it's gonna be a while too because I'm taking a Milwaukee Bucks in the toilet cause I'm [ __ ] hard yeah I thought I had to pee but then my bowels have a surprise for me okay here Marvin I got some paper towels paper towels are not good enough baby we need bleach you might use bleach on our nice red couch we have to get a stain out of the Jimmy Butler Journey Marvin I have an idea let's take it to the sink downstairs and use Dawn dish soap it gets oil off of duckies what come on just trust me Marvin hey dang showing in your bathroom and I can't pour this down the sink what'd I go pour in the bathtub I don't know okay see you Marvin look the duckies I don't know what that means just trust me Marvin you're getting it all blue Just Hold On Marvin see if look look at the thing it still just looks blue and soapy Marvin trust me go get the stain remover okay okay I got the stain remover don't dish soap are you sponsored by them not sponsored I just love animals okay so what do we do now Marvin go turn on some extra light to make sure we get all the stain out okay where's the light uh Frozen oh my God how's the Jersey oh pull that bullet okay [Music] Marvin what we'll get look in the corner oh my God the garbage disposal did that why did you turn on the garbage disposal Marvin I didn't know that's what the switch did how long have you lived here I don't do the dishes Chef Phoebe dies why don't you grabbing scissors and we can cut the bottom of the Jersey off he doesn't know how long the Jersey was oh that's a good idea Marvin but the Jersey's still soaking wet we have to dry it off we can put it in the dryer no we can't have the Jersey shrink we have to dry it off another way oh we could get the iron oh yeah go grab the iron okay oh my God those cuts are so bad hunky boy in the tub oh no what if I drown good thing I have a hunky lifeguard watching me oh no I'm drowning somebody needs to give me ass to mouth hey Cody oh hey Jeffy what are you doing here I'm gonna dump diarrhea in your bath what what ew okay let's get out of here come on all right Marvin I have the iron it's hot please be careful with it I'll be careful with it burden hey dang I poured the diarrhea in the tub while someone was taking a bath why would you do that Jeffy sting but that's what you told me to do no I said pour it in the tub not while somebody was in it well they don't teach you that in school Jeffy go stand in the corner for how long six minutes that's like like forever what if I starve okay five minutes okay but if I die I'm gonna call Child Protective Services on your ass you're 18 years old Jeffy you can't call Child Protective Services well in that case I'm not gonna stand in the corner go stand that ass in the corner they'll have to make it four minutes y'all think about it okay four minutes just go one about three and a half oh Jeffy I don't care how long you stay in the corner I just want you to learn your lesson one about two minutes go stand in the corner all right I'll do it for one see how I feel I feel oh my God what is wrong with him why does he act like this all right I'm back but Jimmy that was only like five seconds I got scared of what earthquakes we don't have earthquakes in Florida Jeffy well I thought I heard one what okay go to your room and play video games will that make you learn your lesson maybe just go to your room oh my God why is Jeffy like this it's his fault we're even in this situation if he would have poured his diary all over the Jersey we wouldn't be doing this is it dry oh my God what take it off oh okay oh my God I'm so serious signature off Jeffy distracted me with this Chit Chat oh my God what am I gonna do we don't know oh I mean it's dry now but oh my God take it upstairs okay baby what are we gonna do this signature is burned off the bottom of its cut the top of it's still stained I don't know what to do well Marvin hear me out look if we flip it over right it looks okay on the front and we could fake the signature and sign right here on the two still cut the bottom part off and hope he doesn't flip it over wait I mean yeah yeah yeah we could just say that it was always signed on the front the whole time yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we can do that yeah I like that yeah okay okay you grab the scissors okay and you start cutting cutting I'll grab a Sharpie okay yeah yeah okay baby I got the Sharpie okay I cut the bottom part off oh yeah that looks real good thank you so I'm gonna sign the two I forgot how the signature looked just write Jimmy Butler okay um I'll try okay baby I just signed it Marvin you writing card fine Jimmy but Layman curse of it learn how to sign my name in cursive you didn't capitalize J look I did the best I just feel like sweaty man Marvin what do we do now Jeffy get in here yes daddy Jeffy when's the last time you washed your balls strong two weeks daddy do they smell bad well let me check yeah they're bad guys they're right okay can you please rub this jersey all over your balls sure daddy There You Go Daddy pleasure doing business with you oh god oh that's disgusting Debbie oh my God okay I think the Jersey's perfect oh Go Jimmy Go Jimmy Go Oh Jimmy Butler okay there we go I think I'm done watching highlights should I wipe no because Jimmy doesn't wipe because he's nasty and I want to be nasty just like Jimmy I'm gonna have dirty cheeks just like Jimmy should I flush no because that's how nasty I am if Jimmy's gonna be nasty I'm gonna be nasty too hey everybody I'm back from the bathroom did you have a good time was the toilet nice was the lights bright enough for you in there wow I didn't know you guys were so interested yeah I mean I [ __ ] a lot but I didn't wipe because Jimmy doesn't wipe what a good boy good pooper good job wow like I'm getting weirdly turned on by this I think I have an appreciation Kink because it doesn't happen very often God I need to go to therapy oh my God Jimmy signed the front too that's so cool because he signed the back in cursive and it makes sense that he would do it twice because Jimmy does everything twice that's why he's almost 22. it's two twice yeah he even shoots threes twice that was a two yeah would that make sense because it's like two twice you know and then two is twice the points of one yeah so you know what I think you should do I think you should walk home and only look at the front of your jersey but I want to stay here and watch the Heat game with you guys oh that could that could only happen if we had cable which we don't what are you talking about you guys watch TV all the time well we lost our TV remote so we canceled the cable because we thought we'd never watched TV again the remote's right here oh well we still don't have cable look it's working you guys have cable oh oh damn it but why damn it aren't you happy you have Gable I'm just mad at the whole situation okay well I want to see the back of my Jersey no no no no no no we've been looking at the back of it all day why don't we only look at the front of it I mean the front's so cool it says heat yeah it does say heat and hey I mean I have heat on mine too but this is the away jersey this is the home Jersey oh thank you for telling us that you know what I really like it I do really want to see the back no no no no no no don't look at the back because you don't want to jinx Jimmy Butler before the game it's a jinx to look at the the name of your favorite player before a game but it is yeah it's just like seeing your wife on her on your wedding day it's bad luck wow that explains why all of my marriages have failed just because I saw my wife on my wedding day Marvin that's before the wedding uh before the wedding if I ever get married again I'm not showing up to the wedding at all I'm not even gonna look at her oh okay well look I think you should take a Jersey home you know what I really do want to see the back because it doesn't matter if it's a jinx Jimmy Jimmy doesn't need the luck okay Jimmy what the [ __ ] happened my jerseys are we to look at it we look at it if you look at it really closely like look at real close you see it it might look burnt right it looks burnt yeah okay that's because it is but but if you if you remember Jimmy was on fire during that game well yeah of course he was on fire he's Jimmy yeah yeah he was shooting threes and they're called the Miami Heat because what they do is they add this flame retardant the material to the Jersey so when a player plays really well they can light the player on fire and you can only see it in person and so after the game he was so hot during that game that once he hand you the Jersey it started burning up because it was exposed to sunlight oh I mean everything is saying makes sense and it makes sense to be on the back too because he does carry the team on his back yeah yeah he played so good that day he carried the whole team on his back and that's why the back of the jerseys burned and that's why he signed the front of the Jersey too because he knew the back of the Jersey was going to burn up and and that's that's why that happened yeah Jimmy you're so smart but still though I don't remember the Jersey being the short oh well the bottoms of the Jersey they they burn off too because he gets so hot down there from running around his genitals oh yeah that's true Jimmy does have a hot dick I've said that about him it really heats up when he plays okay I'm just really glad my Jersey's okay yeah your Jersey's fine it's exactly how it was it's what's happened it happened okay good let's watch the Heat game bucks are gonna win yeah yeah well no they're not okay so so shut up hey Marvin I think it should be a boys only watch party huh how about you go watch the WNBA oh wait I forgot nobody watches that I'm gladly Burton cut up your jersey what [Music]

Channel: SML

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Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, entertainment, the stain, brooklyn guy, jimmy butler, miami heat, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, logan, lance, puppet, puppets, show, marvin, rose, hilarious, prank, joke, fun

Id: 78B3bNJKnbg

Length: 12min 32sec (752 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 26 2023