SML Movie: The RIGGED Game!

[Music] Jeffy stop playing with a stupid shark don't have to stop it it's said don't have to shark ask you to do something stop it don't have to I going to break the damn thing hold on there's someone at the door Jeffy hello hey there Tom Brady okay you can calm down yep that's me what are you doing here Tom Brady I'm pissed let me inside okay come on in oh Tom Brady mad Tom angry why are you so mad Tom Brady well didn't you see the Tampa Bay Buccaneers beat the Philadelphia Eagles in the playoffs oh yeah they did yeah and they did it without me the first year after I retire they beat the team that went to the Super Bowl last year and I couldn't even beat the goddamn Cowboys that is true yeah and if they beat the Detroit Lions tonight they get to go to the NFC Championship Game the first year after I stopped playing football I'm going to look like a bum yeah you would look like a bum because if they made it that far without you that means they never even needed you yes exactly that means you're old yeah that means you're a scrub okay I get it but that's why I need you to sabotage the Tampa Bay Buccaneers what sabotage the Buccaneers how would I even do that well normally I would do it cuz I'm really good at cheating like normally I like to deflate the footballs or record the other team's practices or sleep with the other players wives but I don't want to get caught cheating again so that's why you have to do it okay but how would I even do that I don't know find a friend figure it out well what would I even get out of doing this for you well if you do it for me I'll give you one of my Super Bowl rings ooh look at that shiny that is really shiny but how much is it worth well you could auction this off for like a million dollarss a million dollars I just don't think I can do it get it done God damn it okay I'll try okay now I'm going to go make out with my son on a yacht so I have an alibi so how you going to do it Daddy I'm going to call a friend to help me hey Marvin you call me over to watch the playoffs go Buffalo Bills am I right hey did you know they named after that serial killer from Silence of the Lambs I think they're named after the animal oh but the Baltimore Ravens are named after that Edgar Allen Poe poem why can't they be named after a serial killer that's cooler I don't know and I don't care I didn't call you over to watch the playoffs oh well what else is going on is there an NBA game on no Tom Brady needs our help wait the Tom Brady the Tom Brady he wants us a sabotage the T Bay Buccaneers because they keep winning without him yeah they're doing pretty good it's almost like they never even needed him exactly he said if they keep winning he's going to look like a bum yeah he will so what do we do so he said we could record the Buccaneers practice and send it to the Lions so the Lions know their plays but the game's tonight there's no more practices oh well he said we could deflate the Buccaneers footballs but I think deflating the footballs actually helps the team win well we don't know how to make them lose do you know how to make them lose there's only one man I know that knows how to make a Florida team lose in the playoffs and that's Jimmy Butler from the Miami Heat he knows how to lose oh does he know how to lose he loves losing he's a pro at losing see he has this strategy where he makes coffee instead of making basketball shots cuz the only shots he wants to make are shots of espresso he likes coffee oh he loves coffee he loves coffee more than basketball it's almost like he forgot he gets paid hundreds of millions of dollars to play a game and instead he just wants to make coffee he forgot that Starbucks exists or Dunkin Donuts or or McDonald's or all of the other places that make coffee see he's trying to invent something that already exists he's trying to invent the iPhone while he should be playing [ __ ] basketball well can we call him up oh no I don't want to bother him he's busy making 60 [ __ ] country music songs Jimmy what are you doing just play basketball that's all anybody wants you to do are you tired of basketball do you not want to play basketball anymore that's okay we would understand niika yic says he doesn't want to play basketball he just wants to play with his horses but you know what he does he wins basketball games before he plays with his horses why can't you win basketball games before making your [ __ ] coffee Jimmy this man's out here doing all the 2K side quests he's probably friends with Jake from safe farm and he's probably going to start skateboarding next so we can't call him no no he's busy doing everything but basketball well how can we stop the Tampa Bay Buccaneers from winning well I have an idea how about I sneak into their locker room and steal some of their equipment and then we mess with it so that they play Bad how are we going to get into the Buccaneers locker room oh I've worked everywhere at some point or another I'm pretty sure I can get into anywhere well go grab some stuffff okay I'll be right back yeah all right Marvin I found some cool [ __ ] wao you did get some good stuff yeah I get Mike Evans Jersey Baker Mayfield's helmet and the ball they're going to use during the game are these important players are they important players Marvin Mike Evans is the most important receiver they have if he can't catch balls there's no way they're going to win so how are we going to mess with him by taking his jersey well I was thinking we could take this skunk I found outside and make him spray his ass juice all over the jersey that way he'll be so stinky he can't focus on the game yeah if his jersey smells bad there's no way you can catch balls yes let me get this thing to spray juice here come on give me a squirt go okay let's give that a whiff oh God that is disgusting yeah there's no way he's going to catch ball smell like that so what are we going to do to bake our Mayfield's helmet well I was thinking we could put some lice in there so that he's scratching his head and he forgets the plays and he gets sacked yeah there's no way he can focus on the game his head's itchy yeah okay so where we going to get lice at H hold on let me go find a dirty kindergartner who doesn't bathe all right Marvin I found a kid that says he has lice I got little bugs in my ha okay kid shake your head off into that helmet ah oh Marvin look at all that lice his head's going to be itchy as [ __ ] yeah that is a lot of lice okay kid you can scream he's going to be itching his head the whole game he's going to forget his plays yeah exactly and then Mike evans's not going to be able to catch with his jersey smelling that bad oh I have an idea to make sure he definitely doesn't catch I also get Mike Evans gloves he's going to be wearing during the game so I was thinking I could rub this Butterfingers on there to give him butter fingers so he drops the ball I think maybe you should rub actual butter on it cuz butter fingers aren't that slippery oh yeah yeah you're probably right okay I got this stick of butter too oh yeah it's so slippery oh yeah good luck catching a ball with that on your gloves yeah there's no way he's going to catch it with butter yeah so we should do something to the actual ball just in case o I have an idea okay Marvin I got these magnets and I'm going to put one of them inside the ball and then I'm going to have somebody else in the stands with the other magnet so whenever they throw the ball it gets pulled out of bounds like this see oh that would actually work yeah so I'm going to put this in the ball and then I'm going to take all this stuff back to the Buccaneers locker room okay go go go go Marvin Marvin you're never going to believe what I found what wait is this lice yeah that kid had a lot of lice on his head e well when I was returning this stuff to the Buccaneers locker room I saw that the Detroit Lions locker room was open and I found their best player's jersey Donovan peoples Jones Donovan peoples Jones yeah he should run for president because he's not just any Jones he's the peoples Jones and that's even better than Osmosis Jones is Donan peop Jones good is he good he's their best player his touchdown celebration goes crazy it's here's the church here's the steeple look inside here's the people's Jones but I was thinking I could take this needle full of steroids and put it in the Jersey so whenever he wears it it stabs him and injects him with steroids and he's going to go crazy out there he's going to get 400 yards and eight Tes in the first quarter I mean yeah he's going to be suspended for the rest of his career but we only need him to win this game okay well if he's good why do you even have to do that well I mean he doesn't need it but I mean it couldn't hurt right so I mean just put this in there and then I'll return this back to the locker room Marvin Marvin when I was returning Donovan peoples Jones's Jersey I saw the Buccaneers Gatorade cart and I took it I took their Gatorade Marvin and I was thinking we could take this laxative and put it in their Gatorade so they smell like [ __ ] they have [ __ ] in their pants they're definitely going to play like [ __ ] I mean that is a really good idea but I have a question how are you going in and out of the Detroit Lion stadium so easily Marvin it's Detroit there is no security okay but we live in Florida how are you going to Florida and Detroit back and forth so fast well Marvin that's why it's a YouTube video I don't know I got like a teleportation device up my ass or something who cares just help me put the mirax in the Gatorade okay Marvin Marvin look look who I found when I was returning the mirx Gatorade to the Buccaneers locker room wait what nothing don't worry about it I I found this ref who's officiating the game and I brought him back here to talk to him okay so what do you need from me well we were wondering if maybe you could rig the game to make sure the Buccaneers lose hell no I'm not going to do that I'm not going to compromise the Integrity of the NFL oh come on man it's just to help Tom Brady do you know how many times I helped him throughout his career do you have any idea how many flags I threw to help him win games well can't you just do it one more time hell no he's retired and besides a lot of people are betting a lot of money on this game oh my God you're right we should bet on this game Marvin how much are you you getting for helping Tom Brady only a million dollar if the Buccaneers lose okay we're going to give you a million dollar if you help us rig the game well [ __ ] I guess I can try no no no no don't give him my million dollars I only have a million dollar Marvin don't worry if we bet on the Buccaneers to lose you'll probably make like $2 million that's a million for him and a million for you we shouldn't bet money that I don't even have yet don't worry about it Marvin I know the perfect Casino for betting money you don't have come on Welcome to the casino fellas Marvin you're not allowed to gamble here you don't have any money oh he's about to have money cuz we're going to bet a million dollars that the Buccaneers are going to lose well the Detroit Lions are favored by 6 and2 so if you make a million dollar bet that's only going to pay 300 Grand [ __ ] well Marvin I guess we can't pay off that referee well we didn't have a million dollars anyway wait you guys were going to bet on a rigged game with money you don't have we were trying to yes well how do you know the game's rigged because I rigged it how don't worry about it okay just trust me that the Buccaneers are going to have lights they're going to [ __ ] their pants and they're going to be stinky okay well if the Buccaneers end up losing this game then I'll give you guys $5 million because I'm going to bet all my money on it oh they're definitely going to lose we can't guarantee that we can guarantee it Marvin I pissed in their Gatorade I thought you put mirx in it no Marvin why do you think it was yellow it was clear when I got it and then I pissed into it oh okay then I guess they're going to lose but we have to do something else to guarantee they're going to lose don't worry Marvin I have a plan to make sure the Lions win listen if the Buccaneers don't lose this game I'm going to cut off your ball sack put them in a blender and make a ball sack Margarita okay deal don't don't say deal wait where's brooken guy at sorry about that Marvin I had to stop by the zoo and steal this lion w why did you steal a lion don't worry he's tranquilized but why did you steal a lion I got another genius idea Marvin okay guess what the Detroit Lion's mascot is a lion how'd you know because of the Detroit Lions yes exactly okay so get this I snuck into his enclosure dressed up like a Buccaneers player and I stole all his food and then when he tried to attack me I tranquilized him with a tranquilizer dart but I was staring him in the eyes the entire time so when he wakes up he's going to be really pissed at the Buccaneers so I was thinking I could sneak onto the field and replace their mascot with him so when he wakes up he starts attacking Buccaneers players what if he attacks Lions players he's not going to attack other Lions Marvin the Lions players don't look like lions yeah but they have Lions on their helmets look he'll understand okay don't worry about it what how are you going to get a lion under the football field it's Detroit Marvin nobody cares come on Gumball wait his name is Gumball oh yeah well he's named Gumball cuz this one time this kid dropped a gumball into his enclosure and tried to get it and he ate the kid you know now that I'm thinking about it it's kind of [ __ ] up that they named him after a tragedy come on Gumball okay Marvin I think we've done everything humanly possible to [ __ ] this game up for the Buccaneers they're definitely going to lose so now let's just sit back and watch an absolute ass pounding hold on let me go get my computer and I'll show you my favorite website no no no I I meant the football game but but later though see Marvin I told you the Buccaneers were [ __ ] in their pants and bakey mcfuck balls was scratching his head the whole game he didn't know what was going on I didn't see our lion though he must have gotten loose somewhere but I mean hey that's Detroit that happens all the time right I can't believe you guys were actually right so we get $5 million no I didn't make the bet because I didn't didn't believe you not to mention you didn't even give me a million dollars to bet that's fair wow you guys actually did it you made me look good so I get a Super Bowl ring well no cuz I actually played a Super Bowl to get that ring but I'll kiss you on the mouth though I'll take that hey hey no I get the kiss I'm the one who help what the actual [Music] [ __ ] what

Channel: SML

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Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, entertainment, tom brady, buccaneers, lions, the rigged game, marvin, puppet, puppets, brooklyn guy, laugh, joke, fun, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, football, nfl, hilarious

Id: eaAKUdYxGAs

Length: 11min 29sec (689 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 21 2024