SML Movie: Mario's New Girlfriend [REUPLOADED]

[Music] i got a letter in the mail from peach man what you want i don't know let me see uh it's a restraining order oh i knew there was no i can't go within five miles of her like i didn't know you could do that to a distance oh i i got six miles from my baby mama oh i don't know what i'm gonna do i just wish you would love me again look there's someone at the door i'll see what it is hello yes mario it's me oh what are you doing here uh you must have that restraining order by mistake oh oh no i i meant to send that what the what are you doing here i forgot my thong here a while back and i would i would kind of like to get that you want that back i kind of i kind of sleep with it uh you're disgusting oh get it i'll get it please don't take it please don't take it please no i love you you're a creep why are you crying man because no woman likes me and i want a woman and [Applause] so many other fish in the sea folk man you just gotta go fishing throw your line out there man put a little bit of bait on it maybe she gonna come back go get your new fish man go fish it i guess you're right black yoshi i mean i'm a man and then i oh i wasn't saying all that folk well i'm gonna go catch me a fish yeah yeah you do that yeah that's what i'm gonna do that is what i'm gonna do let me finish the call of duty how fishy go mario well i caught a fish oh you old man you did what's her name oh she doesn't act like a woman mario what the hell is that it's a fish oh man i said get a woman man i tried to fight a woman but no one likes me man bro you got to get yourself a tinder you gotta get yourself a craigslist go to walmart go down the dairy aisle then go to kfc i don't know find yourself a woman man i just don't know where to find a woman and it's really hard to find a woman man folk you pitiful folk i'm pitiful you i mean you're saying it's so easy to get a woman but i don't see you with a woman oh okay delano get in here girl what you want big daddy oh girl go get me some hot wings it's a kool-aid yes big daddy what like usually how'd you get a girl to respect you like that well cause she learned it back in my hand real quick right across her face and after that no more problems wow girls love it when you disrespect them folks really yeah man like you gotta get yourself a bad girl well i guess i was right across the face guess i was treating peach all wrong getting her everything and you know treating her nice welfare comes once a month well and you can't you can't be you can't be spending that welfare check on your girl man well you got to tell her you want a girl necklace get on the corner well but black kill i just don't know where to find a woman and i just need help finding a woman oh man you know how many dating websites there are now i'm sure there's a plumbers r us they're gonna come to you asking for your pipe man well black yoshi i just i really need your help can you can you help me find a woman yeah oh i know just a spot for stay right here i'm gonna get you some bad hoes what what really wow black kids is gonna find me a woman i better go take a shower and then comb my mustache [Music] where's black yoshi where'd like you see him man i got so many girls lined up man it's crazy well for me oh man for me what you think you for you man i got a couple girls you you still got me girls right though yeah papa john you gonna be fly what you're gonna be so fly i mean mario you gonna be so fly folks why'd you call me papa john me no reason um but but your first girl get here girl i think you're gonna like the girl oh okay girl get it yeah hey uh what's your name hi i'm toad oh jesus that's a nice voice um anyway i really like your ponytails you did really nice on those they're tumors i i didn't know they were tumors i'm so sorry how about we ask him some relationship questions uh how many past boyfriends have you had boys are so elf they have cooties wait wait how old are you i'm 12 black yoshi why is she twelve vote because i was hanging around in middle school the middle school why man i hang around middle school all the time i catch charges left and right like yoshi you're not supposed to bring illegal minors into my phone i'll talk to you later stop tripping uh oh okay uh hey little girl i'm i'm so sorry that you wasted your time coming here uh who who brought you here uh that guy over there oh you want me how did you get you to come here he promised me candy i'm in the wally car no man before getting my last great one no come on oh man you are greedy give me that give me the lollipop here you go little girl here's your lollipop yes sir so leave and i don't tell your parents where you were and um yeah next time don't follow someone home for candy okay just get out of here mario keeping his head blocked you're just giving my heart back for me why are you tripping me give me a girl that's not a minor okay and a girl that could actually love me what girl she love you man okay black girl who's the next one all right folks now this person on nintendo is saying they like balls we talking t bang they love balls hell yeah they love the ball okay let's stick with it pac-man yeah yeah it's pac-man what what but uh okay i don't want to be rude i mean i understand that you like balls i like a lot of balls yeah i understand that like that's all i eat balls i understand that but i mean i'm not gay i mean i'm not against gay people i'm just not i'm looking for a woman oh whoa give me a second what what what what what was he where'd he go i'll roll full oh okay wow hi i miss pac-man uh now give me your balls that is a ghetto boat okay i'm sorry just get out please what but it just means the balls though just because you put a bow on doesn't make you a woman yeah it does just get get out get out get go please just leave okay i apologize i didn't know i i said i saw it say ball so i was like let's go to the next one all right black yoshi who's the next one all right well she a latin singer and dancer really is she hot yeah shy oh okay i can't wait to see how she look yo but what is it is that your voice yeah that's deep that's deep for a woman black yoshi oh i i i don't know if oh man that that it was girl on a profile picture okay well i mean the voice isn't that bad i can get over the voice so uh um i couldn't so so anyway what's your name my name is laquique quite quite yeah but uh so how long have you been a woman uh a year all right black yoshi maybe i should not let you like pick my women next time because i have to admit i got that one at walmart what you found that at walmart that thing yeah man i was i was in the food stamp line behind me give me another one all right let's see who got okay so who's the next why are you crying because i miss the stars what what are you talking about the sun is out and it takes the stars away stupid sun but the sun is a star the sun is a big star the star is still out no it's not the sun's a planet no no it's it's okay it's okay the stars will come out at night time again they will i promise you they will they they really will at nighttime all the stars come out again i promise who's that she's my star i could be your star you can't be a star stars don't have mustaches and you're too fat well i mean it's really okay the stars will come back i promise they really will i mean i'm trying to cheer you up i mean i don't really know what to do i just want the stars back well how about this how about we go on a date and then tonight uh we can see the stars together on a date tonight yeah when the stars are out yeah we can go on a date and and we'd be together under the stars at night together that's so sweet she's gonna say yes i think she's gonna say yes let's do it it's a date hey yes i got a date great bowl give him a lollipop we'll also put on it to you candy man folk okay uh here's a lollipop the candy man okay well i'll see you tonight right bye you i got a date great folk i'ma go play call of duty now i'm gonna go get ready for my day you do that make sure you wash your mustache all right everything is ready for my date tonight i have my cups with my face on them so she'll keep looking at me all night and then they're full of water and i have my one napkin because things might get messy you know what i'm saying and uh and the food is in the microwave so oh my god i think everything is perfect for my date tonight hey mario i think she healed really oh okay um don't answer it i'm gonna answer it uh uh i'm coming i'm coming all right black yoshi she's here should i go hat or no hat oh man that's a tough one uh it depends on how fast you wanted to run like you should be serious okay i ain't being serious you know who's saying boulder or cheetah she's not gonna run black yoshi all right man this is definitely gonna hide do you want osama bin laden or waldo black yoshi please be serious i should i go ahead and know how i don't wanna leave the door too long let's see yeah yeah definitely go no head what does she love your bald ass head she'll love everything else about you folk wow black yoshi that's that's actually good advice i i should i should be who i really am and and see if she loves me exactly all right then you got a slapper folk oh i'm not gonna slap her all right black yoshi thanks for the advice no problem okay so this is where our date's gonna be tonight don't you love it wow what i did a good job no what your head is so shiny like a star wait wait so you actually like my bald head no what what i just like that it's shiny what i mean that's good enough for me at least you're touching me uh sorry so you ready to eat oh yeah i'm starving uh okay i'll i'll get the food right now i made my personal favorite oh it smells so good right here ramen noodles what wait you love it actually last time i eat that stuff it made me sick i think i'm allergic to msg well i mean who needs to eat anyway right stupid food we don't we don't need to eat that uh so what do you want to do on the date now let's look at the stars i mean that's nice but i mean you don't want to talk first the stars oh okay okay we can look at the stars i mean yeah look at those stars [Laughter] close no because those stupid lights taking away the stuff wait wait how how how how are they taking away the how are they feeling by the stars of the light pollution light pollution do you need to turn me to turn off the lights there's stupid artificial lights trying to be stupid and there won't ever be stupid sighs what if i turn off the light what if i turn off the lights you'll do that i'll do i'll do whatever you want to get you to shut that mouth i'll i'll go turn off right now okay so i turned off the lights what the stars oh there they are wow i didn't i didn't see them before so i mean this is all we're gonna do look at look at stars what else is there to do i i don't i don't know oh look oh look what see that's the little dipper oh cool yeah and that that that that's the little dipper's big brother what the big dipper the the okay he's always mean the little thing don't don't don't cry they love each other i know they do i've read it on the discovery channel and that what that right there right above us huh that's polaris it's the north star oh i didn't i didn't and that what what is that that's orion's belt okay you want to take off my belt maybe and then there's sagittarius and and and cancer capricorn but that's all the way across the world right now there's aries and taurus and gemini and and there's a whole bunch there's a whole you know a lot about stars i mean i love the stars yeah they're so star-like yep they're they're definitely stars which one makes me miss luna don't miss him don't miss him yeah we can find him we can look for him don't don't don't sorry i don't even know if that's a belt but how do we do something else have a look we already looked at stars how about we go inside and watch a movie you know get comfortable what stars i can't do anything about that i can't do anything [Music] thank you so much for inviting me over mario are we gonna look at the stars no no no we're not we're not gonna look at the stars tonight not not tonight well then what are we gonna do i got you a gift a present actually it is something really amazing really yeah so cake no i didn't get you cake no it's like something better antidepressants no what no no it's right here oh what is that uh nothing nothing just uh just a piece of paper from a um anyway i got you this thing what's inside the lamp just wait just wait one second okay watch what comes up watch what comes out she was in space you know near the near the international space station thank you so much mario yeah yeah i thought you would like it i thought you really liked it so much amazing i'm amazing thank you she loves me she loves me you gave me a kiss i got a girlfriend i opened a damn battery like yoshi black yoshi she said she loves me do you love her back yes you're an idiot why me you you're never supposed to love a hoe but i mean she's really nice and she's pretty and come on man come on is it on facebook it's what on facebook your relationship status well but no not kill yourself what we haven't got on facebook i don't even know she has a facebook man what kind of whole ain't got a facebook okay well i mean i think i love her black yoshi and i mean you are never supposed to love a hoe man get out of here with it go kill yourself folks well i'm gonna prove it to you black yo yeah she's a nice woman and that we are in a relationship so i i'm gonna go show you my facebook relationship status later [Music] you

Channel: SML Reuploaded

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Length: 18min 38sec (1118 seconds)

Published: Wed May 05 2021