SML Movie: The Couch Reuploaded

[Music] don't get come in here what is it right doc you look I found this box in the garage from when we moved in I haven't opened it yet what do you things inside it I don't know donkey help me open it okay okay what my lucky piece 2004 why is it broken donkey let me tell you I'm taking massive crap on the toilet you know I'm holding onto it for dear life oh and I ripped the toilet seat donkey oh lucky toilet toilet paper now we've been helpful five minutes ago but I had used my hands instead that's gross red let's see what else we have in here what it was in here there's not a lot of stuff in here does that use toilet paper yep donkey that was right at the end of my wife don't get corn dog little bike no Shrek I don't wanna bite of a corn is it in a box in a garage for how long at least six years funky six years least it was just like what is this donkey donkey I trap the fart Bobby Mouse you trap the fart yes donkey I took the jar and I stuck it up to my butthole and I just let one rip and I put the cap on it really fast why would you do that because what parts that would give out one sane person would do that donkey that one that one was bean burrito and this one right here Oh have a whiff it is donkey that that is beefy jeez yeah no way donkey she's kick instead it expired in December of 2007 don't you listen there are starving kids in Africa that would love to get sick of this fine baby right here Sarah a cheese cake delicious I'm gonna go eat this I do not eat that it's expired you cannot eat expired food donkey let me eat my cheese cake in peace you're gonna get sex wreck donkey I can't wait to eat my cero a cheese cake honestly don't think you should eat that because almost expired [Music] we gonna create yourself oh maybe I put the cushions yeah I'll put the creases you can't even tell I crapped on the couch I mean of course if the few stains here or there but but the donkey won't notice Oh Who am I kidding of course he's gonna notice that there's stains everywhere might as well tell her myself alright hello el donkey ah don't get crapped on the couch no that's stupid Oh punky I was eating chocolate pudding on the couch and I accidentally spilled some but it's not chocolate pudding it's crap no that's stupid don't eat the house on fire Shrek who are you talking to oh I'm sorry I didn't see you there what's wrong you're acting weird us all no donkey yeah well what would you say if I did it like what if I did it well what's it it what are you talking about Shrek but you see donkey I had this girlfriend named uh horik okay and he lives with uh with his not so old girlfriend honky uh uh uh Sol Hurok ate expired cheesecake that honky obviously told him not to eat and and then he crapped all over hongki's white couch so so what advice would you give to the wreck to tell honky that he crapped all over his white couch did you come over my white Cal truck yes you think that's bad don't you to see the other side what oh nothing donkey I mean I mean pull the curtain down truck really want to be that mad today yes pull it down truck all right donkey before I do I'm warning you it's not as bad as this side I mean this size it is that they'll pull it down the truck alright donkey I warned you please get clean please be clean please be great oh it's not pleased to be completely honest with you donkey it wasn't this bad earlier and in by the looks of it it looks like someone added to it I mean you had to have been a ghost bunkie that's it struck the last straw I can't take any more truck you crapped all over the couch you're always classic toys you're always eating cheesecake you guys making messes and now this you crack up my cab slack sighs I got it it slipped let that nothing truck you leave me no choice get out but ain't go to the store for more cheese go get out like move out I don't wanna see you ever again truck but the donkey family no we're not Shrek we're crazy okay no we're not Shrek move out I want you gone and take this couch with you if you say so funky that's what I want you to do I want you to take this couch with you and know that he'll never want to see you again okay get out track please get out [Music] so mater Shrek we're gonna good night Scott this food what blood should be doing for my man you don't know about Dubai yeah why'd you get chicken block Yoshi we have two sandwiches at home Omar you me don't tell you being a penis border well yeah right yeah yes it's firepole expiry what December 2000 Wow it doesn't even taste bad I didn't know it's expired well it doesn't even taste that bad it's like you're sure you a bowl me right wait a County Oh Shrek took it with them well Wrigley's go oh I kicked him out Neymar you don't you tell me you did that man dirty I kicked him out because he crapped all over the couch block Yoshi no he can't control his brain but where are you I know and that's why I kicked him out you making dirty Bowl well he did me dirty he crapped on account that that's pretty dirty and you might be next black Yoshi be nice for wood I might kick you out oh because all you do is mooch off me and steal me I've never stolen day in my life okay now how do you get that KFC black Yoshi Oh your wallet did you ask to use my wallet oh no did not stealing black ears now boys borrow borrow get pay me back Oh would you use it its 2017 good 20 30 2013 plug your hot sauce I don't have any hot sauce you really think I did Shrek dirty yeah me go get that man out he's cold out there you know y'all hungry baby cheesecake in a minute oh yeah I guess I guess it was pretty mean that I kicked him out yeah both man you better go get him real quick hobble try to find them and see if we can work something out cheating you Shrek Shrek where'd he go Shrek what are you doing out here don't get get out of my swamp but strings must swamp it's a lake no donkey this is my swamp get out the truck it's in my backyard it's not your swamp well donkey you told me to leave and this is the farthest I could go well you still sit on that crap covered couch well donkey you told me to take it with me what is the fishing pole Shrek oh well donkey I have to catch my own because you can't catch cheese cake in a lake yeah that's possible Shrek well donkey I just reeled it in from the lake what okay see this is what you made me do I have to kiss my own cheese cake now does that make you happy what we shake it doesn't make any sense you can't catch cheese cake in that way whatever anyway wait where do you use the bathroom at um on the couch donkey that's gross Shrek wait what do you wipe with the couch whatever anyway I was talking to black Yoshi and he said it was rude that I kicked you out what donkey it was rude considering that it was all your fault but my fault wasn't my fault well because donkey if you were to stock the refrigerator with fresh cheese cake I wouldn't have had to eat the expired I told you not to eat expired when Shrek well donkey it's also your fault because you're supposed to be following me around with a bucket in taste that you can't have to crap we sure got the fall you run with a buck it's not my job stress yes it is don't you hold your crack second sort of crap it everywhere well donkey get out of my swamp sure in mice you know I would gonna let you move back in but now you're being rude and you're saying it's my fault so you know what fine let out here then should I I will donkey the dream so you couple cows why are you in such a bad mood Mario and where did you other couch go well you know Shrek the ugly fat guy yeah he pooped on it he pooped on the couch yes he pooped all over our couch so I kicked them out you kicked him out for that yeah you kick him out two of you pooped all over your couch well did he do it on purpose yes it was on purpose there's no way with an accident look like he pulled his pants down he just rubbed his butt all over the couch there's no way that someone does it what's wrong it just slipped like I couldn't hold it through your overalls yeah it was really powerful I just couldn't hold it so are we gonna kick you out now like you did to Shrek what I mean I guess it was just an accident yeah Mario [ __ ] happens this morning that's close well go out with you are you gonna kick me out Laurie oh no I mean I guess accidents do happen should I let strike back in the house I think it'd be the right thing to do all right you could just you know wipe that up or something hey donkey I mean Lord Farquaad you come to kick me out of my swamp what nanda squatters the no Shrek I'm I came here to to let you know that what to say that I mean [ __ ] happens you know Clairol a donkey yeah well I just wanna let you know that I mean why tonky I poop on the couch to you you what donkey I was sitting on the couch and it slipped what what slip donkey I pooped all over the couch you deed donkey yeah donkey all right as long as you poop only in the toilet okay I'll Drive okay all right what we're gonna do is as soon as I bartending you're gonna put the lid on really quick okay okay one two [Music]

Channel: SML Reuploaded

Views: 3,535,766

Keywords: sml, supermariologan, reupload, video, reuploaded, from, the, couch

Id: OQN-HKNYxZI

Length: 12min 11sec (731 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 15 2019