SML Movie: Mario's New Hat [REUPLOADED]

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[Music] [Laughter] yoshi today is the big day whoa you finally grew hair on the top of your head no no no today is my wedding day today is the day that i'm getting married black yoshi and you stupid for that too why why am i stupid because i found a girl that wants to be with me for the rest of my life no because now you can't claim two outfit chicks you can only claim one plus man she a hoe anyway but no she's not a hoe she's a nice woman and she loves me for me and i can't wait to marry her she's gonna be the girl i spent the rest of my life with what did you say folk well anyway black yoshi my wedding in less than an hour and i need to take a shower so oh yeah time to get married oh man i can't wait to get really [ __ ] oh oh shrek are you okay i gotta light some diarrhea oh okay oh i didn't think i was gonna make it but lord please give me strength because the toilet is about to be really welcome chocolate factory oh okay that smells like taco bell with a hint of cheese ball oh it's okay oh all right all right time to [Applause] my butt is nice and creamy and it's starting to itch i don't want to use my hand [Applause] all right black yoshi how do i look for me you look like the monopolist man oh do not pass go go straight to jail looking at the monopoly man i don't like the monopoly man man speaking of the monopolist man you think i could borrow like two two three hundred dollars like usual i'm not gonna let you borrow money on my wedding day but you're the monopolist man you just you're just missing your head you're right black yoshi i don't have my hat i must have left it in the bathroom but thank you black hershey but probably worried about my 200 hours okay i gotta get my hat where's my hat stop looking for something okay yes have you seen my hat it was right here uh what what color is it it's red shrek oh not anymore wait what what restrict have you seen my hat or not promise you won't be matt donkey what promise you won't be mad shrek tell me where my hat is don't get i'm not gonna tell you until you promise not to be mad okay fine i promise i won't be mad now where is it all right donkey this is what happened so i was taking a really big crab okay and and i realized there was no toilet paper okay and it was starting to itch and i looked over and and i saw your head on the counter okay and i had a decision to make your hat or my hands and my my hands are clean broken don't be bad pokey you're mad you promised you wouldn't be bad okay she walked her out of my head see that you're yelling though of course i'm telling you what are you doing my hat did you push it on it see okay i'm gonna be straight forward with you yes shut you destroyed my hat where is it do you want your hat then yes i want it back where is it i flushed it well you [ __ ] it why would you punch it okay it was a courtesy flush you never cried as he flies you leave your [ __ ] that's going for weeks well donkey i i had the flush pokey look on the bright side donkey we're both bald you're going through your wedding ball i can't go to my wedding ball i need my hat okay you promised you wouldn't be mad i'm gonna be mad i have to have my wedding band yoshi what's wrong with you monopoly man you go bankrupt or something like yoshi guess what shrek did with my hat oh little fat boy dude he wiped his butt with my hat and then flushed it oh he nasty yeah he is nasty and now i bought my wedding we'll throw just go get you a new head [ __ ] [ __ ] i can't just get a new hat they don't sell my hat anywhere why don't you make a new head [ __ ] i can't just make a new hat i don't even know how to make a hat but sure you can't fold me it can't be that hard hey jeffy what are you doing oh hey junior i'm just drawing my daddy a new hat drawing your dad a new hat what happened to his old hat oh it got nosh well why does this hat have eyes so we can see where it's going in case it gets lost again well that's a good idea jeffy no dude dude okay so [ __ ] whoa jeffy that looks just like the drawing yeah do you think my daddy's gonna like it yeah i think he's gonna love it i'm gonna go take it though okay oh my gosh i can't believe i'm actually getting married today it's every girl's dream yeah but where the hell is mario he's late oh he's coming i hope oh today's my wedding and i don't have my hat i'm gonna be bold hey dang i gotta do a new hat a new hat jeffy why does it have eyes so i can see where it's going in case it gets lost again jeffy that's stupid i'm not gonna wear a hat with eyes on it well fine daddy you don't have to wear the hat what's going on with goodbye black yoshi's body what's going on daddy is that you jeffy where's my body at why am i inside blackfish's body oh no guys i just took your hat off and i threw it at the black guy and now you're him that doesn't make any sense to take his head off all right dang jimmy i'm your cat piano jeffy wait what's going on daddy you're my camping clearly whatever you throw my hat at i become that thing so at least throw my hat that's something that i can control all right daddy a fly jimmy you turned me into a fly to me what that you said turn you into something that you could control and all i saw was the flaw jeffy today i'm getting married and i'm not going to get married as a fly find something else i can turn into all right guy jimmy i don't want to be your diaper jeffy why daddy it's fun being mine diaper she wants no no sorry stop it today okay what i want you to do is i want you to find something that you can put me on that'll be better than being your diaper all right daddy um uh look jeffy hurry up find something to turn me into i'm extremely late for my wedding and rosalina is waiting for me oh okay daddy let me see oh i found something what you took me into a cheerio box jimmy yep tell me i can't go to my wedding together cheerio box why daddy everyone loves cheerio shitty i'm not gonna go to my wedding cheerios my wedding started already what do i do one day you're gonna have to go as cheerio fine i'll just go to my wedding and see if we can find something else come on dang mario where are you maybe he got cold balls do you mean cold feet no cold balls maybe his balls are cold he just doesn't want to get married did you start a prenup oh what oh he's so [ __ ] see you not now you're gonna take all this [ __ ] he's so [ __ ] now he's gonna ask me [ __ ] look jeffy there's rosalina waiting to marry me don't go marry her daddy jeffy i'm not going to marry her as a cheerio box well would you rather marry her as a cheerio box or a frog a frog jeffy why would i want to be a frog i'm a frog jeffy oh look dang you're a fool i don't want to be a frog on my wedding day jeffy shea ribbon i'm not going to say river well danny at least you have a mouth now so you can kiss mommy well i mean i i guess that makes sense i guess i don't want to be a frog you want to marry mommy or not daddy i mean yeah i do but i i guess so just take me to her come on guy mario doesn't want to marry me because he realized you didn't sign a prenup ew what frog no listen rosalina it's me mario mario that's you yeah why are you a frog well you see it's it's a long story but basically everything i put my hat on i i turn into it well maybe you should put your hat on a prenup and make her [ __ ] sign it oh look i completely understand if you don't want to marry me now that i'm a frog mario i don't care if you're a frog a pig a cheerio box or a short fat plumber i love you just the way you are she's only saying that because she didn't sign the prenup really yes of course mario oh big [ __ ] okay idiot do you take this gold digger to be your wife so she can take all your [ __ ] yes [ __ ] idiot all right you gold digger do you take this man to be your husband so you can take all this [ __ ] yes big [ __ ] whoop kiss i'm out of here [Music] back to normal but maybe your kiss brought me back to my normal self but we are oh my god we're married yeah mario i'm so happy that we're finally married me too i'm the happiest man alive um mario why does your hat have eyes on it i i i don't know hey guys i hope you enjoyed watching this video if you did please hit the like button but since this video is about super mario odyssey and since super mario odyssey came out today i want to give away a super mario odyssey nintendo switch now i only bought one of them but i bought it at launch and i want to give it away to a really special fan so if you want to win it just answer the smell question and i'll message you if you're the winner now this is extremely important if you want to win it please put somewhere on your channel please put a way that i can contact you either an email or something because usually when i find a winner i message you on youtube and some people don't check their youtube messages so three or four months will go by and no one will claim their video game or their switch when i've given away in the past so please guys if you want to win put somewhere in your channel description a way i can contact you i really want to give this away to a cool fan and i'ma start recording me giving away because a lot of people don't believe that i've been doing it so i'm start recording all the giveaways i'm doing and just please if you if you ever an sml contest winner just please put somewhere on your in your channel an email that i can contact you because it's getting really hard to contact you guys when i do these weekly giveaways so i love you guys i hope you enjoyed watching this video i'm sorry this video is late i've just been playing this game so much but i love you guys and i'll see you in the next video you
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Channel: SML Reuploaded
Views: 717,677
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Keywords: sml, supermariologan, reupload, video, reuploaded, from, movie, mario's, mario, new, hat
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Length: 11min 50sec (710 seconds)
Published: Wed May 12 2021
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