SML Movie: Rosalina's Ex-Boyfriend [REUPLOADED]

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[Music] that's pisces and right there's capricorn and that's my sign aquarius the water bearer wow that's really fascinating what's my sign oh you're scorpius that means you're a scorpio well how do you know i'm a scorpio you were born in november oh well what does being a scorpio mean oh well you're aggressive and obstinate intolerant possessive manipulative destructive jealous and resentful well i'm not jealous or possessive or manipulative that's a lie you don't even know what you're talking ooh d money who who's d money my ex-boyfriend ex-boyfriend wait well what is he doing texting you why is he texting you what are you saying he just said what's up po he's so sweet what's up ho why is he talking to you like that i don't want him talking to you like that you know what why is he even texting you i don't want him texting you i don't want you texting me in years don't worry no i i don't care if it's been years i don't care if it's been a whole decade i don't want you talking to him or texting him he just wants to get coffee get coffee i do not want you seeing him or talking to him mario your scorpio's showing what do you mean you're jealous i'm not jealous i don't even know the guy d money sounds like a loser to me i don't want you talking to him just i don't want you seeing him or why why are you doing this to me everything was perfect we were talking about constellations it's not a big deal i don't have any feelings for him it was a long time ago well then okay fine fine you can have coffee with him as long as you have coffee here you know at my apartment invite him here okay i'll i'll meet the guy yeah you just just invite him here and send you send it okay i'm so excited why he's your ex-boyfriend okay oh that must be your ex-boyfriend calm down mario it'll be fine well i just i just don't want you talking to your ex-boyfriend like i mean he's he's your ex you're not supposed to be talking to him just want to catch up it's been a long time just catch up but it's just i don't know i'm not comfortable with it we have a lot of memories together mario just this once uh okay just this once just this once okay okay okay i can do this all right let's go let's go open the door all right hello oh 53-0 53 no strap me on me first right knockout first round knocked out my two ass i like not quit me hey stop hugging my girlfriend stop touching her oh white boy you just just come here come give me a hug i'm like giving you a chocolate what's the difference mario you didn't tell me it was black that's something you should have told a big deal his name's d money right yes mario so uh d money right yeah man my name d money it's here for damn money cause all i get is that money man i get 100 million every fight 100 million every night man i got stars on my shorts cause if i knock them out all they see is stars i am a star man yeah he is here y'all got valet parking valley parking yeah i got a yellow corvette like that like the stars in the sky i mean just for you baby girl just for you wait wait well anyway uh d money if you're such a big shot then uh why do you have a black eye oh i gave a black eye to myself because i was tired of winning all the time so i did i'd give myself something to recover from oh my god [ __ ] ever seen the movie oh my god ain't got nothing on me blind i always gotta protect your plaster i mean let's talk about this blackout oh gotta protect it why do you keep hitting me stop hitting me um do you wanna you wanna come inside yeah i gotta find a drink uh uh i think we have water or tap water oh tap water tap out oh that's some good tap water white boy oh would you say your name was uh it's it's uh mario oh mario fist bump okay oh 55 and oh 55 and oh i defeated champion another one over here walk around knock out war around knock out me uh uh man give somebody this boy pillow somebody get this one pillow so have you been d money oh girl i've been great i've been great ever since we broke up i got 55 houses i got 60 calls i got two items i got i bought a whole constellation of stars oh girl oh i have a super stop that's a superstar yeah you are uh uh dd money i even got some gold chiefs man bonus bunny is starving right now i stole all these carrots put them in my mouth oh well uh look what you were saying white boy uh what it's mario i know what your name is okay boy anyway d money so how did you and rosalina meet each other oh well it was my very first fight right and ah one round knockout one round now got one and no one to know one champion in the world want to know and they they crowd me superstar and when they said superstar this old girl she was like she was crazy man she was so crazy she followed me to my house and i showed what a real star was he's a star no no no no no he's a superstar boxer not a not an actual star and uh and yeah so anyway how how long did you and rosalina date for about five years about five years and i was i was faithful for two of them wait wait wait wait wait wait wait five years you didn't say you did it for five years only five years mario uh well uh well what made y'all break up did rosalina leave you because she realized she deserved better or oh nah nah nah i broke up with her what i broke up with her because i started making 100 million dollars a night 100 million dollars a fight and with a lot of money i got a lot of hoes well when a lot of hoe i couldn't just have her tied down to me well i didn't want to be tied down i was going to countries i didn't even know what was called i didn't even know what my last fight was so he broke up with you yeah sure i'll do it again too i do it again he only broke my heart a lot and and he was only the love of my life you said you don't have feelings for him do you do you have feelings for him do you no i guess not you you guess not uh huh oh i'm here like her no mo i just want to see how she doing see her booty still tight uh well uh i'll be right back guys i'll be right back oh man about to make me some great kool-aid man the best kind in the world right here here we go there's just a few scoops out here hey uh black yoshi i need i need some advice oh what's up what's good my chinese well uh rosalina's ex-boyfriend's over hold on hold on you say ex-boyfriend yeah and he came over to the house yeah man what the hell's wrong with you mario why would you let her ex-boyfriend in the house let's see let's see exactly i didn't want him to come over but rosalina said she missed him and that she wanted to hold up rosalina misses her ex-boyfriend she said she wanted to catch up with them and that like you know they haven't talked in years but they dated for five years black yoshi mario let me tell you something you don't just date somebody for five years and not have any feelings for it right right right exactly and for her to just want to catch a man there's got to be something going on right right that's why i think it's weird but the thing is though he's black bled yes right now a five-year relationship with a black dude he's coming to steal your girl man and i'm telling you that i'm telling you that from the bottom of my heart folks well we'll see little is he looking i don't have a problem with him like it's just that i think he's trying to steal it he's a superstar millionaire boxer right he's a he's a boxer and he's undefeated and he's rich in everything superstar millionaire boxers yes black dude with a five-year pass relationship with her yes man he still he can go 12 rounds on your girl man look he he's he's taking her right now man and you came in here to talk to me your food is folks what should i do for you need to fight him fight him yeah he's 55-0 undefeated a champion in the world mario i don't give a [ __ ] what he is i really don't care i don't care if he's the championship person of the world okay he's trying to steal your girl man that's what he's doing and for you to come over here and try to talk to me about it i mean i don't know what you're trying to do i really don't know what you're trying to do so i'm supposed to fight him that's the only thing judo man i can't beat him in a fight like you gotta train me you gotta he's gonna knock me out but he's already done it three times you said he was 55-00 yes and you better make him 55-1 you got to go in there and fight him cause i'm telling you right now he's in there sweet talking to your girl and you in here talking to me man why can't that happen i love rosalie i don't want to lose her vote dude you got to go find him well can you train me please like if you're training me treat me yeah i full mail training but uh it's gonna cost you oh how much oh let's see about twelve hundred dollars uh we out come on mario man push yourself forward push it man you gotta want it how bad you want it i do want it but who do you want to defeat uh d money yeah would you make this record man 55 and one yeah that's what you're gonna do come on give me a hundred more hundred more how do you set up 99 how do you how does it have to help with uh with boxing me pull strength for strength push-ups mario push-ups i'm doing them doing them uh mario those are humbles push-ups i'm doing them black yoshi one two go [Music] mario go mario just because i hit you in the face ten times doesn't mean i'm gonna go easy on you with like like yourself yo mario i'm trying to help you so help me help you go no please no more black yoshi no more black yoshi you didn't even say go i shouldn't have to fold mario i love hitting you in the face man i really really do but you got to be quicker than that man we're going to be here all day until you can dodge me all right go oh did you did you just slap me phone i did it did you slap me i did it man you don't just you don't disrespect me wait what why'd you hit me i did it me could you slap me folk but but i did it black yoshi yeah you ready folk you ready you're gonna get d money i'm ready yeah man let's go let's go get the money you did your hump ups you did you sit up you did everything for you ready you dodging you good you really think i could beat the money i think you can fold let's go get the money okay i'm gonna go get him oh 500 on d money and then i took my private jet from germany all the way over to italy and i found a couple fights there wow yeah but that's pretty much it oh my g money get away from my girl you think you can just come into my apartment and take my girl no no no no i'm not trying to steal yo rosalina i want to fight d money he comes out of my life trying to steal my girl away from me no i'm not having that no mario it's not like that it is like that he's trying to steal you away from me and i think i can defeat him i can defeat him mario he's the undefeated champion of the world i don't know why i don't care if he's undefeated i can defeat him i can beat d money hey d money i want to fight you i i never turned out to fight but but i'm about to be and 0. no no you're fixing up no you're about to be 55 and one because i'm going to beat you i'm going to beat the undefeated champion in the world i'm going to beat d money mario don't do this that's your challenge but but you going to lose me i'm not going to lose i just had the best training in the world from the best friend that i know so we're going to fight okay and the winner gets rosalina okay what i don't want no no no winner gets rose later come on come on we can fight we can fight right now hi okay d money are you ready to lose for the first time in your career mario i'm giving you one last chance to back out you won't lose i'm not gonna lose i'm gonna win i'm gonna win this for rosalina i'm doing this for you baby i'm doing this for you don't do this mario i have to do this i have to do this for you and i have to do this for us all right mario we got tap gloves okay oh wait am i going i'm over here i'm over here i'm down here i'm up here oh i'm over with your left he's too quick oh where am i going where you doing she should talk me do it uppercut oh one round knockout no man 56.00 made you go out like nine quilt man man somebody getting mad a pickle am i winning am i winning mario you have a black guy i don't care i have to beat him well you get up what man he's beating you fo man you let him do this to you man man you better get up in there and beat him before you tap out man you're right i can't tap out i gotta win mario don't go back out there i have to undefeated i defeated 56-0 56 what you doing i'm ready to fight you again oh i i i've never had anybody get back up on me before i let go all right now oh he's not so tough mario please stop mario get back out there man remember everything that i taught you okay folks yeah you're right i got him you you got this mate beat him up i'm doing this for you baby mario stop please 56 you know undefeated man on the field where my chick where am i hey hey stop all the talking let's get back to fighting come on man come on dude what really what you doing i'm trying to try to fight look at your face folk man come on really yeah i i want to do this i can beat you come on you really want to do this i want to do this top gloves brother come on we got this all right your mom's a [ __ ] [Music] really do what you doing folks mario you have to stop this i love you you can't keep doing this he doesn't mean anything to me i know why you're doing this and it just it doesn't make sense all i care about is you he must really love his girl he keeps getting back up after i hit his ass out no one's ever gone back up after being hit by me before that's true determination and i respect that all he wants is for his girl to love him but she already does he thinks beating me would make him a winner he deserves to be a winner mario i'm telling you man don't stop there's a way of life man you gotta protect your girl you came in here trying to steal it you got you got to protect it man so you better get out there and go beat him up man knock him out you got one more round left i know you can do it folks pretty colors yeah very good pretty colors come on let's go let's go pretty cool oh no my blind side's left wide open i hope nobody hits my blind side oh for the record i'm still undefeated i'm starting to feel you take care of her man you take care [Applause] it was nice seeing you after all these years d money oh it was good seeing you too girl and it was nice meeting you mario you're just pissed cuz i kicked your ass yes you did not really well i'm gonna be going i'll see you nice folks later yeah yeah yeah if you ever want another ass whip and you know where to find me i kicked his butt didn't i baby you sure did mario all right now let's go get some more tylenol [Music] you
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Channel: SML Reuploaded
Views: 480,059
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Keywords: sml, supermariologan, reupload, video, reuploaded, from, movie, rosalina, rosalina's, ex, ex-boyfriend, boyfriend
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Length: 16min 34sec (994 seconds)
Published: Fri May 07 2021
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