SML Movie: Black Yoshi's Girlfriend Problem [REUPLOADED]

[Music] [Music] bye i'm just hungry you what i'm hungry oh yeah go go in the kitchen and make me a turkey sandwich no crust and uh no mustard i don't want to big dad i thought i heard extra muscle oh and don't forget the chips why you gone make sure you go to popeye's because my wings black yoshi where's delilah going oh she's going to pop eyes what no i think she's leaving oh yeah she is i'm going to go tell her to get the biscuits oh don't forget the biscuits from popeye you can get your own damn biscuits i'm leaving you oh who the hell that is this guy bothering you sweet cheeks hang on all right you're going for a world of hurt mister you holy folk what you doing get this damn thing open anybody have a can opener okay well i can't open it but if i could open it i'd be giving you a knuckle sandwich kick oh oh come on oh [ __ ] go ahead and go there's plenty on the holes in the seat man screw her i don't need her anyway man all i need is my call of duty that's it man don't even need hoes i'm gonna get my own damn chips because baby girls try to leave i need her hey black black yoshi what was what was all that about oh baby girl decided lee because she can't take a hit a hit wait you hit her oh yeah i hear the phone man she disrespected me saying she gonna make me no damn sandwich wait so you hit your girlfriend yes i did folks yes i did that's that's why she left yeah she did she left and she with some uh one-eyed joe who ain't fit to push broom oh you mean popeye exactly exactly well you're not upset are you no i am not upset i am black yoshi i do not get upset over holes i i'm good vote i'm not upset so you're not upset i am not upset i'm so sick uh hey uh black yoshi um can me and rosalina use the tv she wants to watch dancing with the stars and she has the complete wrong idea of what it's about but yeah she she loves stuff black yoshi it's been two weeks since she left you i thought you said you don't care you said you don't need hoes oh i need holes i need hole i need baby girl to die i need her to come back well black maybe you shouldn't have hit her but i had two folks she wouldn't make me a sandwich well how about we ask rosalina like okay rosalina what well rosalina what should black yoshi do to get his girlfriend back after he hit her yeah i had to hit him she wouldn't make me say how hard oh i hit her so hard it was so bad it was it was bad hard bad bad hard on me well maybe you shouldn't apologize yeah what does that mean apologize me and say you're sorry i don't do that that word well no no no black yoshi how about we just watch dancing with the stars and you know it'll all make us better love the stars yep she likes that story are you sad lonely and depressed do you feel like you're never gonna meet that special someone are you a yoshi well if you are you should try out yoshimit.com with two e's not the other way silly yes yoshimit.com is a dating website specifically made for yoshi's yes yoshi's how silly yoshimit.com is where thousands of yoshi's can get together and meet their significant other hopefully you'll be lucky enough to find your special someone here is a live couple who met their special someone on yoshimi.com oh oh hi uh my name is jeff and this is my wife stacy hi and we met on yoshimite.com with two e's oh damn those two e's and then we've been married for six months six and a half months oh that doesn't really matter well we've been married for six and a half months and and we just couldn't be happier we even have ourselves our own little rascal get out here timmy and this is our son timmy and we just couldn't be happier right honey oh more than happy that's right yoshimit.com with two e's sign up today whoa look like yoshi yoshimit.com with two e's what is that it's like a dating website for yoshi's like yourself you know you're lonely and you want a new girlfriend when you go on yoshimi.com and sign up get a profile and you can meet other yoshi's maybe another delilah huh mario that sounds like a skin it's not a scam it's a dating website remember how you sign me up for a dating website it's like a dating website for yoshi's you can find another girlfriend you know another baby girl i'm just trying to help you out like yoshi i know i just i just don't know about it no look i found rosalina remember these aren't stars dancing i i know rosalina they're celebrity stars dancing that's [ __ ] oh jesus christ she's crying oh my god well beautiful i'm not gonna hear because i don't solve my problems by hitting people jesus christ how about this how about this we go see star wars do you want to see star wars how about we all go see star wars everyone getting live enthusiasts at the 50th time this week go to the website yoshimi.com with two e's make a profile and find another yoshi gotta go see star wars yoshimi dot com oh oh oh oh two bees two e's oh there you go dig right there all right all right let's see we're gonna go to the daily profile all right first name black last name yoshi all right what do you do for work all right all right uh next thing here where you from i'm from the ghetto what is one thing you want your significant other to know about you well i'm like 10th level prestige on call of duty and i will hit my significant other if they don't do what i tell them to do so i how do i do what i tell you to do once you're gonna get hit all right what are you looking for in your significant other i'm looking for a with the fat ass oh and a deep though i got a match already what's the name birdo yeah oh [ __ ] though yeah that mouth though well i'm invited right now oh hello hi are you black yoshi yeah yes i am look at that mouth no thanks i can fit a whole soda can in it oh great that that that's great so are you going to let me inside are you going to let my toesies get cold oh i love well come on in thanks yeah so uh so this is uh this is my apartment yeah that i bought with my money and oh and that's my tv over there too oh wow yeah so oh what do you want to do tonight girl well i oh you alright finally done cleaning the cabinets now i can take my break oh why oh why what the hell was that i'm sorry it was warm and trickling down my throat does that happen often it happens frequently black yoshi what the hell is going on in my kitchen oh i'm still trying to figure it out myself man she just started shooting eggs out of mouth i don't know what it was it's my menstruational egg you're shooting it in my kitchen both of you guys leave now now i already have to clean up go go go oh hey listen uh don't take the peepee thing personally he's just a little mad about the egg thing nobody be right i'm sorry i should have swallowed you [Music] hey black yoshi i just left rosaline at the movie i don't have to watch it again yeah she thinks i'm still there what what what is breathing down my neck black issue oh oh mario mario me birdo birdo me mario hi yoshimit.com with tweeze are you sure we're too easy yeah yeah yeah because i tried to eat but but uh it pulled up the wrong thing mario okay well as long as you're happy back yoshi i mean oh yeah definitely borrow yourself we're very happy yeah well i mean you're you're a beautiful girl you know man wait what what what i have a man oh um oh that's gonna be a problem because because earlier you said that the eggs you're shooting at your mouth for were menstrual eggs and men don't menstruate it's a complicated situation oh i i i i i mario back me up on this i mean i bet it is i didn't know this was a man well she's she's she's a man so you're gonna have to go because because i can't i can't deal with that that's not gonna work we could make it work no we can't don't think we're gonna make work cause you leave it oh [ __ ] uh uh blub like yoshi um i i think he's trying to fight me or something i don't know well mario i mean i don't i don't know you can win i know you can do it though well i mean i don't know how to fight this he she looking thing it just punches me i i don't know either what was that black yoshi oh it's his administration wait he already told me about his he shoots eggs out of his mouth black yoshi this is weird i'm not gonna do this mario oh mario you all right folks oh man take this you you see man bird what boy mario please don't dab me please don't have fun who's gonna pay the bills where am i gonna live man where where am i gonna get my food from oh and you left rosalina at the movie beautiful i love i love roseland theater yeah it's a miracle where is that thing oh my god i threw an egg in it i think he died what yeah i think he died man i threw an egg at it and then he got knocked out oh no oh yeah he's your headphone okay well i'm gonna go pick up rosalina from the theater all right oh man call of duty hey black yoshi you doing good yeah boy i'm doing oh i'm doing all right you're not upset about the whole you know photo thing you know breakup stuff you know nah nah mario man almost dating a man taught me something what to teach you be a single ain't that bad yeah i mean i guess you're right you know i mean you have more time to you know play call of duty or look for a job no no mario i'm gonna take about six months off because my heart needs some healing folks six months off of what getting a job yeah yeah but i worked so hard trying to get a woman and when it turned out to be a man that that really hit me hard so i i need about six months off i'm trying to claim disability on it oh okay well anyway there's someone at the door you want to get it now you good uh hello i finally got the can open now you're in for a beating i'm popping the sailor man eat your spinach kids you

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Length: 13min 11sec (791 seconds)

Published: Wed May 05 2021