SML Movie- Jeffy's Virtual Reality! 2023-Full Episode

all right brat here's your dinosaur chicken nugget dinosaur chicken nuggies yeah yeah yeah all that dude this is the perfect meal I know who doesn't want nuggies and gois wait wait Dude where's Cody I don't know you think he's going to pass out Nuggie and GOI night dude who's going to pass up nuggies and gois what that must be him at the door like you have to have no tongue to one to pass up this hello hey Junior sorry I'm late oh thank God you're here Cody I thought you were going to miss nuggies and gois night Junior I would never miss nuggies and GOI night my mom just wanted to come with me but why' you bring your big fat overweight whale cow mom with you Chef you didn't make enough nuggies to feed a whole village or feed a whole cruise ship yeah but my mom wanted to come with me to make sure I was actually going to a friend's house and not meeting some stranger I met online are you feet level 47 no h you look like you might like feet all right Cody I'm going to come in anyway just to Snoop around uh junior is it okay if my mom comes in yeah just make sure you hold her back from the food I don't want her to eat all the nuggies yeah all right Cody here's your dinosaur chicken nuggies oh those look like some good chicken nuggies Jun here can I have a chicken nugget no you're like a shark once you taste blood you're not going to be able to stop so once you eat a chicken nugget you're going to eat all our chicken nuggets no oh hey there little fell what's your name uh Joseph are you feet level 47 dude how did she find out my fortnite username oh my God Cody it's him we have to leave but Mom what about nuggies and gois I don't know what kind of weird hip-hop slang that is Cody but we have to leave right now dude Cody's mom is so weird I know she's really weird oh man what's wrong with liing feet man yeah yeah he just weird wait wait Joseph what she left her ring dude a ring dude you should totally put it on and act like a girl oh my God that'd be so funny I'm going to do it dude dude all right Joseph I got the ring on my finger oh man you look like a total girl dude I'm a girl your name could be Julia or something oh I like Julia that's a good girl name for me oh oh Julia tell me some girl things you do uh I like to wake up in the morning and pour me some milk for my cereal with my booy how convenient yeah I like to paint my fingernails oh do you paint your toenails too yeah especially my toenails you got to send me some pics bro oh never mind it's not like I like feet or anything oh Joseph you should come to the bathroom while I pee out my butt yeah what else would they sit on the toilet for yeah they girls pee out their butt right yeah yeah totally okay yeah come with me to the bathroom oh I got to see this all right Joseph I'm about to pee out my butt like a girl do it dude do it dude I can't seem to do it I must be constipated oh man I should get a tampon to help you get it out girls have such weird problems I know they're so weird thank God we're dudes yeah hold on let me strain more Joseph what I I dropped the ring down the toilet well get it out dude yeah I'm not going to touch my hand in there I poop in there but what if his mom comes back looking for it well she she must she's not going to look for it she's so fat she's probably like licking her fingers from looking at those chicken nuggets and she might she might have actually thought that she ate her ring or something yeah she's not going to want it yeah let's just flush it because that that's gross yeah all right Joseph since Cody had to go home I guess that means there's more dinosaur chicken nuggies for us dude I love dinosaur nuggies I like to eat the feet part first it tastes better to me maybe it's just me my phone's ringing hold on uh hello uh hey Junior woman what did you do with that rain there's kind of a situation happening at my house where's it at where's it at there's no reason for you to take it off what's wrong Cody uh well my mom lost her wedding ring and my dad's real mad because he thinks she took it off so she could cheat on him I know you cheating on me there's no reason for to take it all look I pay the bills in this house I get a te whenever I want uh I'm going to come over and look for the ring I'm I'm I don't I I don't think the Ring's here Cody cuz I would have seen the ring if it was here well I'm still going to come over and look anyway oh okay okay bye oh Joseph it's so bad what's wrong dude oh Cody's coming over to look for his mom's ring but you flushed it down the toilet I know we flush it down the toilet but we have to lie to him and say that we never seen it no dude that's lying I need you to lie for me please Joseph I guess I could do it for you this one time but you owe me some serious feet pics I'm talking individual with toes toenail polish and all dude okay okay fine whatever you want yes I think that's Cody I think that's Cody just lie for me okay uh hello Cody just stop trying we're not that flexible I tried doing it to myself too no no Junior I'm out of breath I've been like a mile to come here hold on Junior we got to find that ring really quick my dad says if my mom doesn't find the ring in the next 10 minutes he's going to divorce her oh no well uh I already I already looked around the whole house I didn't see a ring Junior it has to be here this is the only place we went today I I mean maybe your mom ate it no no Junior she didn't eat it I'm coming inside to look for it where is it where is it what you looking for dude my mom's ring oh yeah the one Junior flush down the toilet Joseph it sounds like you just said I don't want feet picks really loud oh what Junior did you flush my mom's ring down the toilet no no no I I flushed a a DVD copy of the movie The Ring yep yep really yep y I swear I did not flush your mom's ring down the toilet you swear on Chef pee's life uh yeah I swear on Chef pee's life woo finally done un cleaning the kitchen oh man the sto's still on got to turn this off dude Jesus Christ Junior Chef PE just died that means you did flush the ring okay yes I did flush your mom's ring and I shouldn't swear on people's life because then they die in explosions why would you flush my mom's ring Junior okay look I put it on cuz I wanted to act like a girl and wear a ring and then I went to go use the bathroom to pee out my butt like girls do obviously and the ring fell off in the toilet and I flushed it because toilets are dirty and I didn't want to get the ring out well how are we going to get it back now look look there's got to be a way to get it maybe it's like still in the toilet like didn't go down but you flushed it all right Cody here's the toilet yes that's a toilet look maybe the Ring's still down there put your hand down there well I'm not putting my hand in the toilet that's what I thought that's why I flushed it Junior you flushed it so it's gone forever now well well maybe the ring is back here in this thing no that's not where things go when you flush them wait then what's back there it's water well there's water right there yeah but there's water in there too well where's the water come from up there well there's pipes that Junior I'm not teaching you how toilets work today well why don't we just call a plumber and see if a plumber can get the ring out no Junior I think the Ring's just gone forever I'm going to go to Walmart and try to find a replacement ring well they're not going to have a replacement ring at Walmart your mom's not that cheap all right let's call a plumber hey there you call a plumber uh yes Mr Plumber I called well first off I'm married why are you telling me that well I don't know if you've seen those naughty videos online where like a hot girl will call a plumber and say that she wants him to unclog a pipes you know and then she tries to pay him some kind of other way oh I love those videos yeah well I I don't do that anymore I I I got sued too many times like like this one time I went over to a girl's house and she said she wanted me to unclog a pipes and so I started taking my pants off and then she she actually meant she literally wanted me to unclog a pipe so her husband beat me up and I got in a lot of trouble oh well no no no I actually need you to get something out of the toilet okay great so what do you need okay so I accidentally flushed my best friend's uh mom's wedding ring down the toilet and if we don't get the ring back they're going to get divorced they're going to get divorced just cuz she lost the ring yeah I didn't know it was that easy to get divorced I want to get divorced hold on drop that wa you just dropped your ring in the toilet yeah I did flushing it wait you flushed your ring down the toilet yeah I'm going to call my my wife and tell her I flushed our ring see if she divorces me okay hold on it's rain it's raining hello boy the love of my life how's work going uh not not too good actually I'm doing a plumbing job and something went wrong oh no bo you didn't pull your pants down in front of another woman again did you no no no no not nothing like that but if I did would you leave me no of course not b no it's fine cuz I got something better I so I was working on a toilet and I dropped my wedding ring in there and I accidentally flushed it so you going to lead me huh please no Bo I would never leave you I love means more to me than just a ring are you sure cuz I what if I did it on purpose no bo I wouldn't leave you okay I love you Bo I I'm rather fond of you as well car what was that well that didn't work well I don't mean to rush you but I really need to get that ring back yeah I might as well get mine too all right well the cool thing about toilets is that there's a pipe in the toilet that goes from the toilet all the way down to the Sewer so all we got to do is find the ring in the pipes before it gets to the Sewer like we just find it in the wall and stop the ring before it reaches the sewer well how are we going to find that well it should be really easy I'm really good at this come on all right so how long ago did you flush the ring maybe about 3 or 4 minutes ago okay so it should be right around here somewhere now I'm going to tell you a little plumish secret this Pip's all up in these walls that carry water from the toilet to the Sewer if you put your ear up to the wall you can even hear the water rushing through the pipes I don't hear anything yeah that's cuz you're not a plumber you got to have the plumbers ear all right so what I'm listening for is like a little ringing sound that's the ring bouncing around inside the pipes so then when I hear it I can bust open the wall and pull the ring out hold on oh oh oh I'm hearing a ring here I mean I do have ttis but I think this is the ring oh yeah that's it that's it I only have seconds I got to hurry come on come on give me the ring give me the ring give me the ring come on huh huh huh huh oh there's there's no pipes in there what there's no pipes yeah no pipes in that wall you just said you heard running water I lied I lied about the pipes I I I I just you know I made that up but I mean how cool would it be if I was right you know if I just busted open the wall and ripped out the ring right that would have been cool but it didn't happen yeah but I I would have been your hero right but but it didn't so uh now there's a hole in my wall yeah how am I going to explain that to my dad I I don't know I'm sorry um I'm just I'm just going to go home and I will I will send you a belill where's the ring oh what's going to happen did you find the ring no okay he hey guys oh did you get a ring from Walmart well I got a ring out of a gumball machine your dad's going to noce it's not the right ring yeah I know this is dumb what the plumber say he just busted a hole of my wall with a hammer and then left wow that was helpful yeah but he did say that all the pipes lead to the Sewer so maybe the Ring's in the sewer I guess we're just going to have to go dig through the sewer you like that's a bad thing I do it all the time let's go do it all right guys who wants to go in the sewer first there's so many diseases in there hey guys oh no who's this it's pangy the sewer p penguin what you guys doing here peny we're looking for a ring have you seen it in the sewer maybe cut the crap pingy have you seen it or not I'll never tell fine what do you want pingy I know you have it h pingy needs his toes licked you would want that you sick freak wait why you guys looking at me thanks Joseph you're getting my mom's ring back I know pang's not easy to deal with don't worry about it dude I'll lick some toes for my Bros yeah yeah thanks well I'm going to get this ring back to my mom oh man today was a stressful day I know dude Chef peip died oh yeah Chef peip did die all right Joseph are you ready to play Chomp and Charlie oh yeah dude that squirrel's going to take these nuts guys guys guys the coolest thing ever has happened hold on Cody we're playing Chomp and Charlie what is Chomp and Charlie well we put a bunch of nuts in the squirrel's mouth but guys that's so lame you don't need a squirrel for that I'm right here look ah give me those nuts no Cody we want to play with the squirrel okay well I want to play too okay then look roll the dice and whatever color nut it lands on you put that nut in his mouth H I don't see mine on here mine's more of like a flesh color with like a mole on it and some hair Jesus um let's see oh I got a blue okay so I just take this and I put that in there oh I think he likes it he like that Mr squirrel you're only supposed to put one oh oh look at his eyes I think he likes my nuts take more of my nuts you dir little squirrel okay I think that's enough oh this is hot oh yeah get that in there oh how many can you fit big boy there you go oh wo oh man that was hot yeah I'm not playing anymore dude yeah we're not going to play anymore Cody oh wait guys I completely forgot why I came here all timers already a too young wa no guys Ken's on TV but Ken on TV why yeah [Music] look hello my name is Dr Frederick fingers shits and today I am going to show you my newest creation this is my son Frankenstein now I know what you're thinking Dr ferit how did you create this Frankenstein well what I did was I took random body parts that I found at car accidents before the police showed up and I solded all of those pieces together into him now last week I asked all of you to send in body parts I could use for my creation and a very nice fan from Florida named Cody sent me this doll whoa kin in a Dr Fel shits episode yep yep they had a PO Box that people could send body parts to to be on the show and so I thought it'd be funny to send Ken there he's my little movie star look at him he's not even camera shy what are they going to do with him after the show I don't know I hope they send him back I will now insert this doll into Frankenstein here we go here comes the doll get it nice and deep in there okay now rise rise my child what oh oh no not that kind of rise rise in a different way yes come on yes yes there my boy it's alive it's alive what are you no no don't K me Frank no Cody did you see that yeah I didn't sign up for that the only guy Ken's allowed to be inside of is me not that Frankenstein monster weirdo no Cody Frankenstein just ate Dr fle [ __ ] guys it's a TV show none of that's actually real what's going on the [Music] news breaking news M K Frankenstein a monster created by Dr finle shits has come to life and killed his creator police are saying that he's extremely dangerous and to be on the lookout that was so ugly that was so ugly Cody I'm sorry it's just I thought that was a TV show but it turns out it's real Frankenstein's on the loose and Ken's still inside him well look when the cops kill Frankenstein they'll get Ken out of them and give him back to you no Junior if the cops kill Frankenstein I'll never get Ken back oh oh guys I have an idea how about we don't care because it's a stupid doll not a dog jph all right Cody so we got to find Frankenstein before the cops do yeah and Ken's still trapped inside Frankenstein so I guess that makes him Frankenstein so how do we find Frankenstein Cody well if Ken's still trapped inside Frankenstein that means he's probably controlling him so he should be able to find his way home I just have to spread my scent around a little hold on oh dude Cody that's disgusting why does your fart smell like sweaty balls well what goes out that's what went in but still I mean Ken should be able to smell that from a mile away he's a blood hound for farts he's my little fart sarer I don't think Ken's going to come over your farts well he does that all the time but does anybody have any Peanut M&M's why do you need Peanut M&M's well that's Ken's favorite candy I mean I know I've never mentioned it before but that is Ken's favorite candy I mean I'm establishing that right now that's his favorite candy add that to the wiki okay Joseph there's peanut M&Ms downstairs can you go grab them yeah I got you dude okay that was fast I think I'm going to have to fart in that bag of M&M's just to make sure Ken finds it you're not farting in the peanut mm Cody we're going to go outside and we're going to spread them around so Frankenstein can find his way home all right Cody so what are we going to do well I'm just going to pour some of these peed M&M's on the ground oh there he is breaking done but guys we can't run we have to take him back to the house well you talk to him hey there hey there Ken it's me it's Cody yes I have some peanut M&M's your favorite yeah get some there you go oh good Frankenstein come on back to the house boy the cops are looking for you okay Ken sit down oh oh oh you want your M&M's okay there you go so Cody what are we going to do now I don't know guys Ken's just so big Ken's so big uh could you guys leave me and Ken alone for a little while no we have to get Ken out of his stomach well I don't know how we're going to do that guys uh don't eat that one Ken that one looks gross well I got an idea if Ken inside his stomach why don't we just get Chef PEI to make him some something something to eat and then when he eats he'll poop Ken out cuz his stomach will be full of food I mean yeah I guess it's worth a try all right Ken we're going to go downstairs now come on come on Ken come on Reese's puff Reese's puff eat them up eat them up eat them up Reese's puff in my bhey girl how about some peee in your hole I don't think that's how the song goes Chef peee what do you guys want we want you to make us something to eat Chef peei well I'm making some rees's puff casserole watch this let it burn baby [Applause] oh no no no no down down oh no I I I think the fire scared him the fire scared him come back Ken Ken Ken k k Ken Ken Ken calm down calm down hold on hold on here have some M&M's there you go there you go that's a good boy what did Ken freak out like that I think he's afraid of fire okay he won't go around fire anymore well I liked your idea about him pooping out Ken but how do we do that yeah what kind of food will make them poop o I know why don't we get him some Taco Bell that always gives me the giggle [ __ ] yeah let's get him some Taco Bell okay I'll order right now okay Ken okay the Taco Bell's here give me those M&M's no no it's okay it's okay cuz look look you have a you have a Taco Bell burrito yes yes it's good yes M yummy yummy you like that yeah that's good oh I think he has a poop oh he oh oh he's farting oh give him to the bathroom let go to the bathroom come on there you go there you go Ken poop it out that's good but Cody what happened to your shirt oh I got burritos squirt all over me in the last scene so I just decided to take my shirt off so it doesn't stain he is pooping his brains out right now there you go well I'll just give you guys some privacy okay oh did he poop out Ken no he just had a regular old monster poop mhm lots of peanuts though so then what took you guys so long now we had to stop at McDonald's to get my free medium french fries I get from McDonald's every week I missed a few weeks so I went ahead and got two so how are you going to get Ken out of him I don't know dude I'm tired of this let's just cut him out I don't think he's going to let you do that Joseph yeah I don't think you can cut into them we got to think of something else what there's someone at the door uh let me go answer it by myself okay damn hey oh oh I'm sorry that that was rude you go ahead hello hey I I got a call from a scared Chef that said there was a monster in his kitchen what you did yeah normally I wouldn't believe it but they said on the news that Frankenstein was on the loose so I pretty much have to search this house and I'm pretty sure Frankenstein's in here well he's not in here and you're not allowed to search without a warrant well you're right I'm not but uh search without a warrant says what what ha Classic police Bamboozled I am such a hoop now step aside I'm going to search your house ah see no Frankenstein here huh maybe you would tell him the truth kid yeah no Frankenstein's here oh the green D shut up Joseph uh NOP no Frankenstein okay I guess I'll just leave then that was way too too close but wait didn't you kids hear there was a Monster Mash a Monster Mash what's a Monster Mash yeah a word on the street is that it's a graveyard smash they did the mash they did the Monster Mash they did the mash it was a graveyard smash they did the mesh it got on in a Flash they did the mesh aha I got you Frankenstein oh no no no that's not Frankenstein that's funkenstein yeah yeah yeah that's why he's dancing huh I guess you're right real Frankenstein couldn't have moves that smooth but wait a minute yes he could it's the monster mask Run Frank get back here Frankenstein Frank aha I got you wow that that wasn't hard at all that's what she said yeah me and my erectile dysfunction God get old sucks oh no don't hurt him that's my boyfriend really I I feel like there should be a charge for that well listen listen Cody doesn't really care about Frankenstein his doll is stuck in his stomach and he wants to get him out yeah I guess that's true well I guess I could just cut him open no anything but that I love Frank Joseph where'd that come from listen can you just get his doll out of him I mean I could just do a cavity search and pull him out his butt yeah let's do that all right hold them down kids come on we're holding him down we're holding him down I almost got him ew Franken G is this your boyfriend oh ken I'm so glad you're safe the only one who rumped you're allowed to go in his mine well I wouldn't do that it's kind of a Tang so what are we going to do with Frankenstein's body well they did say it was a graveyard smash oh damn Frank got a dumpy more like thick amstein give me 30 seconds I'm about to tear this up live okay wow guys I can't believe we just saw the cop do that to Frankenstein I mean I know he said he was going to but I didn't believe him and then bam he just started going to town let me see if he's still going yeah he is damn the stamina so at least you got Ken back yeah that's all that matters you're not going to wash him no why would I do that dude he's been in Frankenstein's booty all day and then you kissed him uh yeah he's been in a lot of booties I'd say he's bootylicious bootylicious bubblegum I'm not I don't have a booty phobia okay you guys should know that about me by now oh well what are we going to do for the rest of the day I don't know they did the mesh they did the monster MH they did the mash it was a graveyard smash they did the mash it got on in a Flash they did the mash Jeffy it's time for your yearly ear cleaning oh boy Marvin do you want to help I'm not going to help you clean jeffy's ears that's so gross it's not that bad Marvin it's like digging for cheese digging for cheese Come on Mommy these ears aren't going to clean themselves why do you have so many Q-tips cuz we're going to need them all come here Jeffy all right Mommy now remember go really really deep in there I want you to touch the brain oh it sounds so gross look the other way I don't want to see that ew what is that h [Music] e what is that oh that's what you call a cheese stick it's a rare delicacy that's so gross that's so gross oh my God okay we're done with the ear cleans we don't have to clean any more ears but Marvin and I still have to do the other one we're not cleaning any more ears we're done with that who's at the door hold on I'll be right back and don't touch his ears hello what Goodman what are you doing here hey Marvin I wanted to come by and show you my Halloween costume but it's not Halloween anymore I know what scary huh see for me this is a Halloween costume but for you this is reality let's go over it shall we didn't pay July didn't pay August didn't pay September didn't pay October shall we go for November well I I I see I can't deposit that into my bank account look I just need more time oh you need more time I'm so sorry I completely understand how about if you don't pay the last 4 months and this month in the next hour your bald ass is going to be living on the St what about my family oh I'm going to live with your family and they can call me Papa Goodman look it's impossible to get all that money by tonight well I thought it was impossible for someone not to pay their house payment for 4 months but hey anything's possible you prove that buddy here okay 1 hour actually 30 minutes I'm going to go get a snow cone for my balls cuz they ache so bad all right Jeffy all done a sweet check out my cheese collection I got cheese sticks and cheese lollipops hey Daddy you want any of my cheese no all right well I'm just going to go to my room and eat this what's wrong Marvin I'm 4 months past due on the house payment what how did you get so far behind you know cuz money's hard to get and we owe a lot of it well how much do you have let me check I have $1.60 how much do you have H I have a 100 well that's something well do you think he'll accept this and give us more time no he wants the last four months of payment and this month's payment or he's going to kick me out on the street oh my God wait just you what wait yeah just me but you'll live on the street with me right yeah sure oh where am I going to get that money at well why don't you go to the bank and ask for a loan cuz Goodman owns the bank he's not going to give me a loan to pay my other loan yeah I guess so I have to go to like a lone shark or something Marvin that's dangerous I have to do it for my family where am I going to find a lone shark can I help you with something uh yeah I'm looking for a lone shark well I'm a lone dolphin so I'm nicer than a lone shark I mean I'll still break your kneecaps but I won't eat you like sharks do well I need a loan how much do you need I need $10,000 ooh that's a lot of gravy do you have the mash potatoes for that gravy well what does mashed potatoes mean never mind I don't even have that much money I got robbed you got robbed yeah they even ripped my leather jacket I'm pretty upset about it they stole everything in fact the only thing they didn't steal is this Jesus Christ probably because it weighs a ton it's a good good gold machine it literally makes gold it makes gold yeah anything you put in there turns it to Gold but why would you try to get rid of this cuz it's super illegal I could get the electric chair just for having this so I just want to get it off my hands or my fins I'll buy it how how much is it it is uh $11.60 that's exactly how much I have in my wallet well great that means you can afford it all right there it is right there all right now you can just take this and I hope you can lug it home oh you okay all right baby all our problems are solved you got the money no even better I bought a g gold machine what well it's a go gold machine whatever you put inside it turns to Gold how much how money did you spend on this Marvin all the money we had left what you spent our money on a scam well no no it's not a scam apparently whatever you put inside turns to Gold that's impossible well you don't you haven't seen it work yet neither have I but but but but but look put the TV remote in there and it'll turn into a gold brick if this doesn't work I want a divorce oh it's going to work it's a gold machine with tin foil on it oh hold on let me let me turn on um I think that I think that's how that works and and that and oh you hear it working oh I think it's gold time I think it's divorce time no no no no what did I do wrong baby look at me I forgot to plug it in I'm such a silly goose plug it in Marvin all right baby it's plugged in now we wait Marvin I can't believe you spent our last little bit of money on a scam we're going to be out on the street Jeffy won't have home we won't be able to afford food nowhere to sleep Christmas is around the corner hold that thought baby it's done Marvin I'm leaving you let's see what's inside it's gold it worked baby what it works yeah look it's gold Marvin you're a genius I know I am I knew that guy was trustworthy baby we have so much gold look go outside grab rocks grab leaves grab whatever trash you can we're going to turn it into gold we're going to be billionaires okay we're going to be rich oh my God all right we put a bunch of junk in there wait what's that note that was my goodbye letter to you when we were getting a divorce but we don't need that now that sounds good to me all right start making that gold oh we're going to be so rich baby okay baby it's done let's look at all the gold look at all that gold Marvin we're so rich we're not going to lose the house now yeah I have enough to pay Goodman that must be him all right all right baby help me grab all this gold and take it to him but wait Marvin you don't owe him that much but I want to pay off the house and I want to give him money to never bother me again okay let's go hello hey Marvin I'm here for my house payment well we got it right here in Gold Jesus Christ where'd you get all that gold uh uh my my grandmother was a gold digger and I just inherited all her money wow seems like a nice lady well yeah so look we want to give you all this gold so we can pay off my house and you never talk to me ever again okay all right here you go so just take that yeah you take that well thank you mommy daddy I'm done with my cheese mommy daddy where you at what is this oh I bet a teleportation machine I wonder if it'll take me to Disney World let me find out I said the Disney World go right now all right let's get in baby I can't believe I just paid off the house I know Marvin you'll never have to deal with Goodman again I know let's make out on top of the machine Marvin the machine's on did you turn it on no hold on what the what in the oh my God Mar it's Jeffy what oh my God baby I think Jeffy crawled in the machine and turned himself into gold Marvin turn him back I don't know how to do that Marvin I want Jeffy back listen we're billionaires we don't need Jeffy anymore let's just act like he didn't exist Marvin turn Jeffy back to normal right now okay look I don't know how to do it but look I'll go ask the guy I bought it from and see if he knows how to work it okay just hold ony hey I have a problem with you hey man you can eat it so it's not all bad what what wait why are you mad that machine turned my son into gold oh and you're not mad about anything else no is there something else I should be mad about no no no no don't worry about it I mean I can't help you wa no no no your machine turned my son into gold so you're going to help me change them back well you can't change them back it just turns things into gold and I already got rid of my turn gold into people machine you had to turn gold into people machine yeah but I sold it to a guy who was rich but very lonely well look I need your help I want my sun back to normal so help me change them back I mean I don't know you could like call a dentist or something what's a dentist going to do about my Sun turning gold well you know they they give people gold teeth so maybe they could give your son not gold teeth and then turn him into not gold I don't know I'm a dolphin I don't know these things I guess I'll call a Denis and give it a shot okay all right baby I'm back did you just make gold yes Marvin I was stressed out what did the guy say he said I have to call a dentist H yeah you do need to start flossing more not for me for Jeffy well what's a dentist going to do I don't know but I'm I'm going to do what the guy said I'm going to call a dentist hey there you call a dentist yes I did so my no no hold on I wrote a song about teeth I want you to hear check this out brush brush brush your teeth don't don't get cavities flossom flossom flossom flossom don't get cavities I wrote that that's all me that's great thanks well wasn't that just row row row your boat okay okay smart guy check this one out how about this uh the teeth in your mouth get brushed brush brushed brush brush brushed brush brush brush the teeth in your mouth get brush brush brushed don't get cavities a I like that one too yeah wasn't that just wheels on the bus go round and round okay you're really starting to piss me off okay how how about this one huh how about this one uh the itsy bitsy tooth in your mouth get brushed by the don't get cavities wait wasn't that just the Itsy Bitsy Spider it was going to be until you started judging me and you made me mess up look what do you want you get a cavity of some [ __ ] cuz I'll poke it I'm a dentist that's what I do I poke your gums until they bleed and then I blame you for not flossing oh no no no listen my son got turned into gold and I need you to turn them back into a human okay hold on there Chief I I need you to explain everything you just said in detail cuz I don't get it okay let's I bought this machine that put that turns whatever you put inside it into gold and my son got inside it and he got turned into gold so now I want you to turn him back into a human and you thought a dentist could help with this problem well yeah see look you're a dentist and you turn people's teeth into gold so maybe you could turn his gold teeth into the normal teeth okay okay two problems one his teeth are the only part of him that are not gold and two what the hell are you talking about you like some kind of goofball or something well look I just need your help because look this machine makes gold and I want my son to be turned back into a human and I I just don't know what to do no no no no hold on you're telling me that this machine turns normal things into gold yeah whatever you put in this machine turns into gold so so those are real gold bars yes what you guys are billionaires yeah we have all this money but like we just want to turn my son back to normal okay uh so I oh okay I think what I have to do is I need to take this machine home and then I I can study it so that I can uh reverse the gold thing you want to take this machine home yes that I have to do that to help your son yes well what if you're just trying to steal it no steal it come on I I wouldn't do that I'm a dentist I don't I don't need to steal I I make decent money you know I don't need billions of dollars in gold so I never have to work again no I like being a dentist I like writing copyright songs that that just make the lawsuit stack up that's my life that's that's what I do I like that well I don't feel comfortable with you taking this machine home okay I guess you just want your son to be a gold statue for the rest of his life I'm just going to leave okay give me this goddamn get back get back you're not you're not taking it leave leave go get out of my house now come on man share the wealth you don't need all that gold you're a dentist you have a lot of money leave no no no no come on what if I sing you one more tooth song then will you give me some gold no come on right off the Dome listen listen listen to this um twinkle twinkle little tooth you're shiny because I brushed you don't get cavities I'm going to get that gold machine if it's the last thing I do Marvin how are we going to turn Jeff back I don't know but baby I've had a long day I'm really tired so how about we go to sleep then tomorrow we cash in our gold go buy a mansion in Hawaii and then we can work on Jeffy then okay let's go to bed good night Marvin good night baby when we wake up we're going to be filthy stinking rich and we're going to fix Jeffy right oh yeah yeah that too okay I'm going to break into this house I'm going to steal that gold machine I'm going to take it home I'm going to make a whole bunch of gold and then I'm going to divorce my wife wait no no no no no that's not right no no I'm going to I'm going to steal the machine I'm going to take it home and then I'm going to divorce my wife and then make a bunch of gold so she can't get any money from me in the divorce settlement yes that's what I'm doing now we just have to break in uh maybe they leave the door unlocked no it's locked that's not going to work wait what's this um oh you need a passcode uh what would somebody do like 1 2 3 4 it is that good um no it's locked uh how about uh 1 2 5 six what no way really oh my God I'm a genius okay now we just got to close the door really quietly man I tripped I think we're good now I just got to get up these stairs why are these stairs so creaky they carpet okay there it is come to Papa oh my God this thing is heavy okay I just got to get it down the stairs into my car and that I'm rich oh oh God God I'm going to break my B carrying this thing I got to go down all those stairs guy stop complaining if you pull this off you're going to be a billionaire yeah I'm going to be a billionaire Marvin someone's in the house oh hold on let me go see oh that's not good that's not good that's not supposed to be like that hey a robber hey a homeowner see I can State obvious facts too well you I'm going to call the cops well guess what buddy hold on I I got a big surprise for you just give me a second this thing is it's pretty on here and it I am a cop hey you you you are cop why'd you break it in my house cuz I was trying to steal you gold machine you broke it yeah well now no one gets it that's what you get for not sharing well that that is it I am going to call your your chief of police and I'm going to say that you're a robber and you're going to get fired no no no no you don't have to do that look what what if I turn your son back to normal huh what about that you can't turn my son back to normal yeah yeah I can because uh gold melt at 2,000 de so you could just put them in the oven and then melt them out right well my oven does not go to 2,000 de oh yeah sure it does come on I'll show you yeah see we just press bake and it's already at 350° it can definitely do 2000° see here we go 400 we're almost at 500 this thing cannot do 2000° yeah it can look we're already a quarter of the way there wait what oh I guess the he it can do is 550° I told you it couldn't do 2000° no look it's fine we just put them in there four times you really think this oven can melt the gold off my son's body yeah of course it can okay I guess I'll just put them in there Au get in the oven you get it Au cuz that's the periodic table symbol for gold it's Au oh okay I get it I'm going to put him in the oven okay he's in there all right now we just got to come back in about 10 minutes and your son's going to be a okay okay all right Marvin you ready to see your son again there's no way this is actually going to work check it out Jeffy see I told you it would turn your son back to normal yeah Daddy I was trapped inside chocolate you were trapped inside chocolate wait look at this this little pieces of gold inside the chocolate wait I'm so confused why is it chocolate wait a minute I don't think that machine turned things into gold I think it turned things into chocolate with a gold wrapper on it wait wait so it doesn't actually make gold no it just makes chocolate that looks like gold oh no I just paid somebody using that gold oh well maybe he won't notice is oh no uh hello you think this is funny okay Goodman look I did not know the gold was chocolate and I didn't know I could fit an entire jar of pickles up my ass but here we are oh no no good but I promise it was a big misunderstanding well fortunately for you I actually like chocolate and I like it so much and I thought this was such a funny joke I'll give you to the end of next week to get the money wait really yep go ahead okay oh thank God all right crafts tonight we're going to be doing another School play the school play that we're going to be doing is Goldilocks and the Three Bears oh my God Goldilocks that's like my favorite story I'm totally going to be Goldilocks oh great another school play where my talents will be totally wasted on me playing an animate object what am I going to be this time a bowl of porridge maybe a chair or a window come on Cody you're way too talented to be a window I see you more as a door yeah totally a door dude yeah thanks guys now I'm going to come around the crass and pass out the costumes for the role that you'll be playing all right Junior you're going to be be papa bear oh yeah and panope you're going to be Mama Bear what but who's going to be Goldilocks and Joseph you're going to be baby bear oh that's sick dude and Cody you're going to be Goldie rocks what I'm finally the lead all my dreams are coming true what how is Cody going to be goldilock he's a boy shut the hell up Penelope I'm obviously hotter than you as a girl thank you so much teacher I knew you could see my talent when I played that tree and that sheep follow your dreams kids they really do come true this is going to be our best play ever baby I promise you this is the last play I'm going to my son's the lead isn't this Goldilocks you got a problem with my son being a woman no no no no it's it's fine Cody why you crying well it's just that I'm finally the lead role everyone's going to be paying attention to me Cody I should be playing the girl shut up Penelope it's 2022 men can be better women than women can all right kids the show's about to start everybody ready chew baby I put the hoe in Show Business I was born ready all right everyone take their places okay everybody get the Freak off my stage watch me rock Mom Dad I won't let you down all right everyone shut up it's starting don't distract my cins ladies and gentlemen welcome to the stage Goldilocks hi I'm Goldilocks and I'm just playing outside is that a butterfly is that a butterfly I'm going to grab it yes I am come back here butterfly I'm going to chase it yes I am where you going butterfly you're going into the wood I guess I'm going to follow him I'm going to follow him where'd you go you stupid butterfly oh no I'm lost I have no idea where I am I am lost in the woods and I can't find my way back home I am tired I am cold I just want to go home is that a random house in the woods I'm going to see if anyone is home maybe they can help me find my way back hopefully it's not a house where they sell crack the door's unlocked I'm inside I wonder if there's anyone that's alive maybe they have a phone I can use this is breaking it anding hello huh I guess they're not home what I want to be with the people aren't huh well maybe they don't want me here oh well better poke around do I smell porridge I love porridge and what three bowls of porridge right here out in the open that haven't even been eaten what a bunch of wasteful bastards but if they're not going to eat it then I will let me try this oh no no that porridge is cold I can't eat that let's try this one oh oh that is bad porridge that porridge is just disgusting should I even try the third Bowl I mean the first two were not good at all but I mean I guess if I broke into their house I might as well try all their food let's try the third one too oh oh that porridge is the best porridge I've ever had in my life that is some good [ __ ] porridge has anybody tried this goddamn porridge that porridge is amazing no one told me the porridge would be this good oh Jesus Christ that is excellent porridge and that doesn't really make a lot of sense though because I mean you think all of the porridge would have come from the same batch but no I guess everybody likes their porridge a little different but I'd say this one is just right this one is cold this one is bad this is the best porridge I've ever had I'm eating it hope no one's mad this porridge is just right right man you know what would be really good a chair so I could sit down while I eat my porridge you know chairs cuz people usually like to sit down when they eat they don't just eat standing up well I guess these people do cuz they just ran off in a hurry that's why they didn't eat all their porridge but I'm going to go look for a chair oh well there are the chairs I guess I'll just pop a squat yeah yeah that's a chair it's all right you know it's pretty comfy well there are two other chairs I guess I might as well try them I don't really know why I would it's not like this is rooms to go I'm not going to buy a chair but yeah this one's okay too I guess Ian it's not as comfy cuz it doesn't have a cushion but it's fine well there's one more chair might as well try it see what this is about oh yeah yeah like this this is the one oh yeah I got to sing a song about this this one is fine this one's okay this one's the best so I guess I'll just stay I'm sitting down hope no one's mad this chair is just right wow that was nice man this chair really wore me out I think I could use a nap let me go look at their beds well here are the beds wait is that a hospital gurnie uh-oh something really sad is happening in this house but still I'm really tired from chasing that butterfly and eating the porridge and sitting in those chairs so I think I need a nap nope yeah no this this sucks I don't know what I expected this is a hospital bed it's very stiff let me try that one okay yeah this is a little bit better I mean it's better than that but it's still pretty hard how about this one ooh oh yeah I think that's the one uh let me just uh jump from this bed over there that that'll be fun o oh yeah Daddy likes this bed oh I can sleep here but first I'm going to sing a song This one is stiff this one's too hard this one's the best so I get guess I'll just sleep I'm laying down no one is mad this bed is just right oh yeah yeah this is the bed I think I can just sleep here I don't think I have to worry about them coming home they left all their stuff out so I'm pretty sure it was an emergency I can't believe Grandma had a heart attack I know that's why we had to leave the house in such a hurry poor Grandma we should have got the Life Alert well let's go inside and eat our porridge yum I'm hungry damn skippy oh man I can't wait to eat my porridge M looks good hey what you took my spoon I didn't take your spoon yes you did that spoon was in my porge before we left and now it's in yours well how do you know that this isn't your bowl because woman I always sit on this side of the table also my bowl is cold cuz I refrigerate mine and mine tastes like piss cuz I peed in it what the hell is wrong with you two just Adit you took my spoon I didn't take your damn spoon yes you did stop yelling at me in front of our son oh I'll show you yelling how about that oh wow guess who has to clean that up oh the one damn thing you do around the house while you sit on your ass all day while I work oh work like go out and drink beers with the boys I deserve a treat because I'm the one that works you have open up calm down please I hate it when you argue you shut the hell up and go to your room don't talk to our son like that I don't even think he's our son he's clearly black she's not mine I want a divorce okay fine we can get a divorce let's do it let's okay fine let's go sit in the chairs and then discuss the divorce yes let's ooh two Christmases now sit down and we're going to talk about this you can't tell me what to do oh oh I can't tell you what to do how about this oh look who's the big strong bear now throwing furniture around everywhere I'm just trying to be like your secret lover Winnie the Pooh don't bring him into this why why don't you mean to bring him into it I saw him come by the other day and drop off our mail I bet he shot honey all over your face with his 100 Acre schom at least he's nice to to me oh nice to you yeah I think I bet you do think he's nice cuz he walks around with just a shirt on his dingling flinging around well at least he's present and all he's here yeah Mom said that Mr Poo is going to be my new dad and the truth comes out it was never supposed to be like this [ __ ] I I suggest you grab your [ __ ] and get out fine I will I'm going to pack up everything even your bed sheet come on come on is it yelling grab your pillow grab your bed sheets grab everything I don't want to see your face ever again we were already sleeping in Sate bed cuz we don't love each other hold on who the hell is she I've never seen her a day in my life you bring your trashy bbo under my roof in my house no no no you clearly know I don't like blondes I love redhead fat [ __ ] guys this is just a big misunderstanding stay out of this you [ __ ] she looks like a goddamn TR oh yeah a lot better looking than the guy you're sl better Hy I'm home and I got the Honey Pop because I provise for my [ __ ] oh look who decided to show up you were supposed to be a world you bring another guy in this house when I pay all the bills and I work you don't do fight me you want to fight just going to leave I'm just going to leave yes I am yes I am going to leave this place before I get hit in the face yes I am cuz I just going to leave Kaz solo [Music] d Jeffy I swear if that hits me what are you going to do I'll rip up your dumb toy okay mommy can you throw that back to me here you go well don't give it back to him it's good well that's just rude Jeffy you're grounded what because you beh me with the stupid toy and let me enter the door hello hey Marvin why do you have a cat this is my $5 million cat Mrs Bigglesworth why is it $5 million because it's a Himalayan Yeti long hair a Yeti and a cat banged and this popped out and I bought it for $5 million Well why'd you bring it here because I need you to watch her for me Marvin every time I watch your animal something bad happens oh come on Marvin I have this wicked hot girl coming over but she's allergic to cats and I don't want her sneezing on me ew so I just need you to watch her for 10 minutes why only 10 minutes because I don't last long plus the post nut Clarity is going to kick in and I'm going to want her to leave actually it's going to be 9 minutes because my pants are already down okay fine give me the damn cat all right thanks Marvin Marvin why do you have a cat Goodman wants me to watch it for 10 minutes oh no something bad always happens not if we watch it for 10 minutes get the cat get the cat no no no oh darn it we do now Mar she under the table Kitty oh no let me try to get like a toy to get her out kitty kitty kitty all right baby I got this like Mouse toy okay and I got this spider on a string toy all right let's try to get her out okay kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty you want the toy come on Kitty let me see what she's doing uh yeah she is under there and she is not trying to come out oh no what do we do ooh let's call a cat Whisper okay yeah hey there somebody to call a cat Whisper yeah so there's a cat quiet we have to whisper we don't want the cat to hear us do you speak cat shut the [ __ ] up whisper okay I'm a cat cat Whisper okay what's going on so I'm supposed to watch this cat for like 10 minutes well actually like 9 minutes and so the cat got stuck under the table I need you to grab it oh that's it that's all you need yeah I need you to grab the cat we don't have to whisper for that usually people just want me to talk to their cat and figure out its feel lines feelings feel lines yeah well people usually just want me to like talk to their cat and figure out its favorite color or its favorite food or something I mean it's all a scam I can't talk to cats any more than you can but that's what I do I scam people well can you get the cat from under the table oh yeah that's easy I got the perfect thing right here got some catnip one smell of this and it'll come running and it'll get high out of its goddamn mind okay well let's use the catnip hey man you want to like this [ __ ] huh you want to like this [ __ ] [ __ ] Bro huh oh man I am zooted right now I'm not even me I am a different puppet completely this [ __ ] is so purple it should be asking where's Ronald this that [ __ ] that killed Tupac oh bro bro bro bro Peep Peep Jeffy look look he is cooked my guy he is looking into the eyes of Eternity right now dude is smelling shapes he is he is talking to God motherfucker's over there in Avatar 3 oh my god oh hey hey wait I'm sorry wait I forget why am I even here man my hatat oh yeah yeah kitty kitty [ __ ] him oh man hey hey hey hey hey you know IG glues you know iglo how how does that even work you know like cuz they're made of snow and ice but they're round and ice is slippery they should just fall over how does that even how do that oh oh bro bro bro bro bro bro I got oh this is going to be so bro how about we we get some ice from your fridge and we make igloo yeah okay okay going to be so cool okay okay okay I got I got the ice here comes the igloo I'm going build the igloo I'm going live in it with my little penguin family wait these are not hey these are not stacking this is this is impossible the world lied Igloo are impossible they use bricks they they use bricks and they paint them white that's what they do that was a good nap wait why is there a plate of water here oh yeah igloos baby baby baby Goodman can be here any minute we have to get the cat out oh okay yeah yeah yeah I got the I got the nip right here um you want to go one more time no we have to get the cat Okay lame okay Marvin where's this cat underneath the table let me take a look oh look at the geeky oh geeky okay yeah it's under there let me try the catnip hey hey you want some catnip some pretty dank nip huh take the nip take the catnip you stupid cat maybe we should light some up just to show the cat it's good no we have to hurry up and get the cat out okay yeah I got something else I got a laser pointer cats love laser pointers hey you want the laser Go Get It Go Get It it's not working okay this is stupid I'm just going to go in there it's a cat I can grab it yeah just grab it get off my face God expecting me are you okay Morin you should do something get what am I supposed to do God it Hur it hurts oh oh God it scratched my face are you okay no I'm not okay it bit my ear and it scratched my eye God damn it I hate cats well but you're a cat Whisper no no I'm a dog persons God I hate cats I wish they'd all die I hope you die cat you hear me okay all right I'm getting that cat out of there this is personal now all right I'm going in what is that it's a lightsaber what do you think it is get out of here stupid cat I have The High Ground stop it stop stop stop it what what what are you doing I'm trying to get the cat out of there it's a Sith that's inhumane yeah well it's inhumane what it did to my face don't use a lightsaber yeah you're right it's not the Jedi way Master Yoda be pissed anyway I have a better idea I can use this hammer and maybe try to scare it out with loud noises get out of here stupid cat stupid idiot cat get you know what get out here get out here stop it use a use other things other than weapons okay fine I will get it out humanely all right I got this dog his name is killer how is that dog going to help get the cat out like this sick him get him tear him apart [ __ ] him up rip his head off humanely yeah humanely rip his head off get that dog out listen I want the cat alive not I don't want you to kill it Killer's not going to kill anybody well okay maybe he will his name is killer I need the I need the cat in one piece really oh God you're not making this easy for me you can't get the cat out hey do you want to try you saw what it did to me well listen can you do your job or not yes I can okay but you're sure you need him alive I need him alive okay okay I got it all right I got this what is that this is my Police Issue taser a taser I said don't kill the cat I'm not going to kill the cat I'm just going to electrocute it with 100,000 volts and that's not going to kill it no look it's just going to knock the cat out so I can drag it out from under the table and then it'll wake up wherever you want it to and you promise it's not going to hurt the cat no I don't know who cares look I electrocute bad guys with it all the time and they're fine they still do bad things so it can't be that bad okay I'm going in here kitty kitty kitty here you little bastard yeah take that yeah you that yeah you going get bite down on it yeah put it in your mouth yeah that's right oh come on okay what the hell is that cat made of I tasted it three times and it didn't go down oh it's part Yeti what part Yeti you didn't tell me that I didn't think that was important not important of course it's important I need fire what fire yeah hold on I'll be right back all right I just got back from the fireworks store fireworks store yeah I figured I could use some fireworks to scare the cat out cuz they're loud like see I got this bottle rocket that could work and then oh check this out this is pretty badass it's a pinball machine that explodes I mean I don't know how that'll help with the cat but I thought it was pretty cool and then I thought maybe I could throw one of these bombs under there and try to scare the cat out is that going to hurt the cat no no but it's probably just going to make like a little flash of light that's all well it's not going to have like fire no I mean not much no I think the cat will be fine it'll probably run out before it even explodes okay okay so I'm just going to light this all right and then I'm going to just toss that under there oh is the cat Okay uh yeah yeah I'm sure the cat's fine uh let me just take a look o oh um hm uh ah oh that's that's um oh okay yeah that's not good is the cat okay or not uh well remember when you said you needed the cat in one piece yeah well there are several pieces what several pieces the cat dead no no it's not dead yet I mean it's close well no fix it fix it fix it okay look it'll it'll be fine okay I I'll just take it to the vet and see if I can put it back together you're the vet yeah I know I'll just take it to my office look it'll be fine just just go sit on the couch okay okay nurse we're going to do surgery what do we got doctor the cat it was in a fireworks accident oh my God what happened uh I have no idea I I wasn't there but you know I heard the cat was a real [ __ ] so like no big deal if it doesn't pull through I'm going to still do my best to try to put this together okay needle and thread thank you all right let's get to sewing all right nurse cut all right it's all sewed up it looks stunning doctor yeah I just hope it's my size I don't know if I got the measurements right you're going to look great yeah I just didn't want that cat to go to waste waste not want not all right Marvin do you think the cat's okay it better be okay that was a $5 million cat what yeah it was Goodman's valuable cat Marvin I hate when Goodman leaves his expensive things here for us to watch me too I also hate it when BR guy leaves his catnip around Jeffy cuz he got into it again hey there is the cat Okay uh no it died during surgery it died yeah I'm sorry On a related note how you like my coat that is a really nice coat it's very white go ahead and feel it oh man that is a soft coat oh I know feels just like the cat yeah cuz it is what the coat is the cat you killed the cat made a coat no the cat died during surgery and I made a coat out of it afterward I crella devilled the [ __ ] out of that cat and I'm starting to see why she wanted 101 of those Dalmations that's sick thank you I think the cat is pretty sick no as in you're sick in the head no it only would have been sick if I killed the cat to make the coat I killed the cat out of anger and then made the coat after it was already dead that's wrong what do you want all that fur to go to waste and cremate it no this is much better I'm going to be warm in the winter and hot in the summer damn oh my God Goodman's going to kill me who's that the owner of the cat oh well I did him a favor cuz that cat was one mean mean lima bean oh no that's probably Goodman I don't want to enter the door I'll answer it anything to show off my new coat hello hey Marvin here's the $100,000 I was going to give you for watching my cat wait who are you oh uh I'm not Marvin Marvin's upstairs oh okay but damn I love your Cod oh thank you I made it myself yeah I'll give you $100,000 for your coat damn okay yeah sure great hey Marvin oh hey Goodman I was going to pay you $100,000 for watching my cat but the guy who answered your door was wearing this amazing coat and I thought it would look stunning on you so instead of giving you $100,000 I bought this coat for you you bought this coat I sure did now all you got to do is just give me my cat back and I'll be on my way uh no Marvin this coat's for you just give me my cat back and you can keep the coat yeah I don't understand why you're doing this Marvin I just want my cat back so just give me the cat back and stop playing these games I gave you your cat back your that that's your cat There You Go Daddy all right Jeffy no more stickers well I got one more flog my face is already covered that's what she said come on Marvin just let let him do it okay hurry up there you go daddy fog all right no more stickers yes more stickers I got one more no Jeffy put them on your body all right I'll put them on my butthole therefore when I fart stickers go everywhere it'll be a sticky fart there's someone at the door hold on hello hey morvin you have your house payment this month uh well no I don't have it oh so you don't have enough money to pay me but you have enough money to buy stickers and put them all over your stupid face well no no my my my son had the sticker listen Marvin I don't care I'm tired of you being poor so you know what I'm going to do this is your nut sack and if you don't have your house payment tomorrow when I come by this is what I'm going to do to your nuts at look at your nuts Marvin house payment tomorrow okay who's at the door Marvin it's Goodman and he wants my house payment but he's just so mean don't worry Marvin he's just a mean rich man he doesn't understand I know but he doesn't know what it's like to be poor I just wish he knew what it was like to be poor I'm going to go wash these stickers off my face uhoh not don't was the sticker come on Jeffy let's get ready for bed [Music] okay good morning rose rose who's Rose who are you my name is Starlight we met last night well I don't remember that how you get my bed Rose is going to be so mad good morning sir who are you I'm chives your butler hung over again I see no I'm not hung over what are you talking about I don't know what's going on sir your name is Goodman you're a trillionaire and you're a dick that me Goodman's body yes sir you you are Goodman I don't know what's going on Sir shall I pay the lady for her Services you owe me $5,000 I don't have $5,000 sir yes you do it's right here now scram thank you okay wait listen chives I don't know what's going on I'm not Goodman I'm not supposed to be in my body haa very funny sir no no I'm telling the truth I'm not good man I don't know what's going on shall I just bend over for my spanking now why would I spank you well normally when I talk back to you you give me a harsh spanking I I don't I don't want to spank you what I I I think I love you shall I draw a bath sir uh yeah yeah I'll take a bath that that'll help me figure out what's going on very well sir I'm good M look at all this money in the bed what the well I've never seen this much money in my life I really just bathe in this yes sir it's only yours uh do you want to join me really sir I've never been allowed to join you before yeah jump in the money's warm very well sir hey dny hey dny hey dny hey dny you going to take me to school what the who are you you got to take me to school I'm not taking you to school I don't even know who you are wait what the is this Marvin's house I must have fallen asleep here Marvin did you fall asleep on the couch again ew fat Marvin you're so silly when you first wake up why do you poor people keep calling me Marvin because you are Marvin what the oh no oh no bald bald and poor what's wrong Marvin I'm bald and poor you say that every morning I used to be handsome what happened it's okay Marvin get away from me you fat cow move moo move here's your breakfast sir filet minion cooked medium and a loaded baked potato unfortunately we don't have any peppercorns why are you showing me your butt so you can spank me sir I said I wasn't going to spank you really yeah and this this breakfast is amazing do you want some oh I'm not allowed to have any sir normally normally you just feed me kibo without the bits no no you can have some of my steak I'm not going to eat all of it really sir thank you so much Dad Dad Dad can I drop out of school and become a piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah sure really you're the best dad ever yay no school sir I don't know what gotten into you but we love it yeah yeah I think I love it too why did this happen to me why am I in Marvin's poor fat body I bet he's got a tiny wiener let me check tiny wiener why would God do this to me I'm such a nice person wait a minute if I'm in Marin's body that must mean he's in my body I got to call him and get my body back morvin I think we should file for divorce I think so too you're just too fat what you're a fat cow give me my phone I need to make a phone call okay here fine go call your other girlfriends I think I might all right come on me answer the phone this is the life another glass of champagne sir no thank you chives you can have that glass wow thank you sir man Goodman's life is amazing sir you're getting a phone call just put it up to my ear very well sir hello Marvin Goodman are you in my body uh yeah yeah because I'm in your poor short fat small weener body you have a small wiener did you know that yeah but but listen you have a big wiener and and I like your life it's so amazing I know my life is amazing so give me my life back no I think I'm going to stay in your body for a while no you give it back to me right now uh the Call's breaking up that call is not breaking up cuz that is a satellite phone uh uh uh chives hang up ches don't you hang up on me huh he hung up on me oh if I get back in my body I'm going to make chives walk around in a thong and I'm going to give them a thousand spankings Marvin I made you some breakfast I think you just woke up cranky it better be f minan e what is this albino rabbit [ __ ] it's Cheerios Marvin made with real honey where's my filet minion cooked medium rare peppercorn you know we can't afford that Marvin E I keep getting more and more poor I'm going to go to my mansion and see if I I can get my buddy back he's going through a midlife crisis Marvin you open this door right now hello ches let me in my house no I'm sorry sir I was given strict instructions not to let Marvin into this house but I'm not Marvin I'm Goodman so let me in Well you certainly look like Marvin chives as soon as I get back in my body you're getting a spanking well hopefully that never happens whoever's in your party right now treats me great he treats you great that can't be happening Marvin get down here right now I'm sorry sir if you would like an appointment with Mr Goodman you'll have to call in and schedule it in advance unfortunately he's booked by about 3 years good day sir CH don't you SL that door in my face oh man this house is incredible I can just lay here and relax all day um excuse me Mr Goodman I was wondering if maybe I could start wearing underwear now because he's getting kind of cold in the house what what why don't you wear underwear be because CU you told me not to wear underwear why why' I do that you know for like easy access oh no yeah yeah yeah you can start wearing underweare definitely you can start wearing it really let me thank you what what are you doing I was going to thank you what that you can just say thank you but that's how you Tau me how to say thank you no no no no I I I could just give you a raise oh you have a raise let me let me help you no no no no no no no I me like ra with with money oh you're going to pay me I don't pay you I mean your s too but it's only like five pesos per month okay I'll I'll start giving you $3,000 a month really let me thank you no no no no no no I said I know what the thank you look look I'm going to go drive around in in my car do you do you want me to thank you in your car no no just stay right here and do whatever it is you do okay Mr Goodman yeah I'll see you later see you later oh wow a real Lamborghini and I get to drive it this is so cool oh my god I've never driven a Lamborghini before let's start it oh this is so cool okay I'm going Drive really careful man I love driving this car I never want to go back to my old life Goodman Marvin you get out of my car right now I'm I'm sorry Goodman your joy ride is over take me back to your house so we can figure this out okay God dang it all right Marvin we're going to sit right here and figure out how to get me back in my body oh hey Marvin I see you brought your lawyer too if we can just sign these papers we can get this over with real quick wait what's going on uh Marvin's wife is divorcing him why because he keeps calling me a fat cow is she not I'm doing you a favor Marvin I'm going to sign those papers no no no no no we don't want the divorce well it's not really up to Marvin she's divorcing him well well well maybe we can work something out oh no I made it really easy for you see this happy little font it's called fairy tale ending I I know it's kind of ironic given the circumstances but imagine if it's a divorce in big red lettuce that'd be pretty sad but this is like divorce that's not so bad okay but Marvin doesn't want the divorce oh come on look man I know that divorce is scary at first but after you get divorced you can download Tinder and then get a piece of strange ass and and then you itch for the next few weeks post nut Clarity is a [ __ ] but but then you find another woman and you get married to her and you do it all over again it's a circle of life okay but listen I'm not Goodman I'm Marvin Goodman's in my body it's true I'm bald and poor what wait wait wait so you're telling me you switched bodies like some kind of Rob Schneider movie yes and we don't know how to get back in our bodies well that explains why Marvin was so mean to me yeah I would never be mean to you baby so does anyone have any ideas how we can switch our bodies back well in the movies usually they miss their old life and learn a lesson and then they switch back yeah I miss my old life I miss being rich I want my body back well I kind of like Goodman's life so I don't know I mean I guess I miss my old life but but listen can you like help us figure this out uh look man I'm in loyer mode right now not magic mode I don't even know how to do magic this is a problem you got to take up with God hey it's me what's going on God we need your help yeah I know I heard okay so me and Goodman switch bodies we don't know what's going on yeah that was me I drank a lot of water last night and I accidentally turned it into wine and I got pretty drunk I thought it'd be funny to make you guys switch bodies well can we switch back well that depends did you learn your lesson what lesson was I supposed to learn well maybe now that you've seen how terrible Marvin's life is you'll treat him better from now on I agree it is pretty shitty he's poor and he's married to a cow yeah exactly that's what I'm talking about so you going to treat him better now I guess I'll treat him slightly better okay poof am I back am I back in my body hold on let me check oh yeah I'm back big waiter in town haha poor I mean slightly less fortunate you know what Marvin with all the crap that you've been through you don't have to owe a house payment this month but I would recommend signing those papers thanks I guess Marvin is that really you yeah I'm back in my bald fat body don't forget your small wiener yeah Marvin at least we have each other okay well while you guys do that I'm going to go have my maid thank me careful careful dude careful careful dude careful careful dude careful shut up Joseph I'm sorry I'm sorry I got it oh dude that was so close I'm so glad we're playing Jenga yeah money Jenga all right Richard it's your turn which piece do I want to go for oh this one okay careful careful you lost yeah you lost actually it looks like I'm winning all right guys so what game do you want to play now how about hide and seek oh let's play hide and seek yeah I'm really good at hide and seek okay I'll be it all right Joseph you and Richard hide okay okay then I'm going count to 10 one 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ready or not here I come where they at all right guys I'm going to find you just where you at are you behind the teddy bear no are you inside that popcorn bucket no Joseph you're right there oh dude how did you find me you wouldn't stop laughing oh darn I need to shut my mouth oh yeah you do now I got to find Richard uh Richard oh I'm allergic to your poor air well I got you Richard all right Joseph it's your turn a man okay dude who's that I don't know hold let me see who it is okay uh hello hey there I'm here to pick up my son Richard okay okay Richard your Dad's here oh thank God thanks for picking me up Dad it's so poor here my allergies were acting up oh and by the way Junior I accidentally clogged your toilet sorry but you clogged my toilet wait you clogged his toilet yeah I accidentally used too much money when I was wiping too much money when you were wiping you know you're only supposed to use one bill at a time show me all right right this way see Dad there it is that is it mister you are grounded Grounded For What You Know You're only supposed to use one bill when you wipe and you're wiping like we have endless amounts of money which we do but you need to learn the value of money so I think you need to get a job a job ew poor yeah that's exactly what we're going to do we're going to get you a job and I think you need to work at McDonald's McDonald's ew poor people food now you get over here and let me smack those stupid airpods out of your stupid head come here come on give me the other side come on all right you'll get those airpods back when you you earned them now let's go to McDonald's welcome to your first day in McDonald's how you feeling poor exactly that's how we all feel until we start making $15 an hour then we be lower middle class well how much am I making now $845 an hour $845 an hour that's not too bad no no no no no my silly white boy $845 ew poor exactly let me show you the food layout see we got hamburgers right here nuggets there french fries lettuce and Tom Tomatoes see all this stuff was already made yesterday okay we just leave it out to give it flavor and this stuff right here is the stuff people return see we just keep passing out the window till somebody accept it now let me show you how to make a burger on a traditional Burger you got meat cheese lettuce tomatoes ketchup mustard and mayonnaise see I know that's a lot but I got a song to help you remember first you add the meat then you add the cheese don't forget the lettuce then you add tomatoes ketchup mustard mayonnaise cetch a mustard mayonnaise catch a mustard mayonnaise catch a mustard mayonnaise you've got to be kidding me no no no it's very catchy come on sing it with me first you add the meat then you add the cheese don't forget the lettuce then you add tomatoes catch a mustard mayonnaise catchup mustard mayonnaise ketchup mustard mayonnaise I'm not singing that poor song do you want to get paid yeah come on sing it with me first you add the meat then you add the cheese don't forget the lettuce then you add tomatoes Ketch must mayonnaise Ketch must mayonnaise cetch mustard mayonnaise must mayonnaise got somebody at the drivethru okay get ready to make a sandwich and don't forget the song all right all right oh hello I'm ready to order another one hey hey don't me throw bananas in my drive-thru uh I'm ready to order what you want uh can I get uh you ready to order yeah can I get a 10 piece nugget dropped fresh a large fry with no salt also dropped fresh with salt packets in the bag a plain cheeseburger and a ice cream con a ice cream machine bro mhm of course it is well then in that case I'll just take Kool-Aid to dry man we don't sell Kool-Aid we only got high seat oh I can see that you high cuz your ice cream shein always broke look is that all you want ma'am yeah all right your total is 1738 all right you accept EBT no you accept fool Styles no what can I get your discount look it's it's my discount ma'am look look can you please pull up for so we get your food I ain't pulling up for there ain't nobody behind me my god look look I'll have you food in a minute ma'am and they want $15 an hour yeah you slam that window all right Rashad what we have my name is Richard listen Rashad I'm trying to teach you something look what we have here is what we call a bad customer you can tell from a mile away it's a dead giveaway you could tell by the by the color the color of their car their car yeah yeah yeah she was driving a red car people who drive red cars are always mad something about the color red but uh do you know what we do to bad customers what ew poor yeah exactly now she wanted a burger and some nuggets and fries dropped so can you drop them on the ground and take 10 minutes doing it she also wanted a ice cream comb but we always tell the customers that the ice cream machine is broken to be honest with you we don't even have a ice cream machine I don't even know why it's on the menu but uh get to making her food and I'll be right back okay all right what do I do again oh yeah the sa uh something about the meat then you grab some nuggets how about some fries don't forget the tomatoes uh ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup all right I'm done let me see how you did boy what what is this it's a cheeseburger the song Boy the song I sing the song you got a lot to learn let me just wrap this up and give it to her okay what taking so long hey what I told you about throwing bananas in my drivethru look look here's your fool ma'am my fool hit the ground I'm going need you to make me some more look I'm not making another burger for you lady well I also had nuggets and fries look just have a good day okay let me speak to your manager I am the manager all right then would let me speak to the owner look if you want to talk to the owner how about you call Old McDonald himself he live on the farm e i e i o w do you want better I'll call May MC cheese we'll call May MC cheese then all right this ain't the last you heard of me and they want $15 get out of my drivethru lady oh I leave it I leave it and I'm going to take my banana too all right Randy I want you to work the drive-thru because I am stretched how do I do that oh it's super simple they're going to pull up to the window you say what real meem because it's inconvenient for you to take their order even though you work here now they're going to give you their order you make sure you get it wrong because we want them to come back they're going to say they're not going to come back but we're McDonald's we got dollar burgers and we're open 24/7 so uh go to the window and get to working my name is Richard come on Randy just go to the window okay God all right working the drive-thru at least I don't have to touch that poor people food can I have some food e did you sneeze on the window- I'm hungry oh you're hungry well do you have money no well then what are you going to give me for food tomato ew I don't want your poor tomato we don't accept Tomatoes here I'm hungry well shoot get out of here shoot ew poor Raymond did I just see you spray Windex at one of our customers yeah because he was poor Raymond Raymond Raymond look all of our customers are poor you just can't spray them with Windex though how about we have the perfect conversation you're supposed to have at the window you be the driver I'll be me okay Brom Brom Brom Brom Brom in my Lamborghini whatever oh what do you want why aren't you at Burger King why are you ordering here can I get a cheeseburger a cheeseburger wends is right down the street all right just pull up to the next window see it's that simple see now you don't have to spray people with Windex okay that's for get my order wrong and you want $15 hour you know what go go ah handle the burgers I got this did you just throw something at me mhm I bought a tomato from a homeless man cuz I ran out of banana what do you want from me lady I just want my order right because my booger had nuggets and fries on it Ain that's what you wanted no I wanted it all separately you know what look here's your tomato B all right scram lady oh and you want $15 an hour yes I do yes I do $15 an hour all right Ryan I don't know how much longer I can work here me either look I'm dreaming of bigger and better things right like working at Chick-fil-A but see the customers here is so annoying and poor that too oh another one [Music] what do you want and can you please stop hunking your horn hey I stole my D's car cuz he wouldn't bring me to get a Happy Meal cool cool cool what do you want can't get a cheeseburger Happy Meal with three toys uh the Happy Meal only come with one toy well I want three Toys you only getting one toy how about three Toys it comes with one toy three Toys one toy three toys okay okay bab all right Robbie we got another bad customer at the drive-thru you know how I knew because the color of the car exactly the color of the car was red so you know he's going to be mean and he wanted a Happy Meal with three toys look this ain't toys or R I'm not giving him all them toys you know what we're going to do to his food we're going to spit the food Bingo you learning Robbie okay so uh fix the food and remember the song okay okay all right the song uh sometimes just meet bunch of bunch of cheese lot of lot of lettuce uh a couple chicken nuggets maybe a few Tomatoes um ketchup ketchup ketchup maybe the whole thing uh mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard okay that looks good all right it's ready let me check the Happy Meal see how you did wait Rachel you're not supposed to give them all the ketchup and mustard oh I'm sorry it's okay it's okay let me get them a drink yeah where's my Happy Meal oh here's your happy meal with the three toys oh thank you you're not welcome baby all right Rufus I'mma end your shift early today since it's your first day what does that mean that means you get to go home oh thank God ches come pick me up in the helicopter all right I'm going to get your check and then you can go home okay how much money did I make well you only worked for like 10 minutes so uh you made about 75 cents ew poor welcome to the club Dad I'm back from work wait a minute ew you smell poor I know but I got paid hold on let me see that 75 congratulations you've made enough money to buy three gumballs oh Dad I have a confession to make I don't want to be poor I don't want to work at poor restaurants anymore and and I'll even wipe my butt with 20s listen son you don't have to wipe your butt with 20s that would be a disgrace to the Goodman name we only wipe our butts with hundreds but the fact that you said that you would wipe your butt with 20s shows that you appreciate money now so let's go home and get out of this weird poor person's house oh thank you Dad I love you so much I love you too son Let's Go careful D careful careful dude careful careful dude careful shut up Joseph I got it I'm sorry dude I'm sorry okay I got it dude that was so close I know I didn't think I was going to get it I'm so happy we're playing Jenga yeah money Jenga all right Richard it's your turn all right which piece do I want to go for uh oh this one oh be careful be careful you lose actually it looks like I'm winning all right guys what game do you want to play next how about we play hide and seek okay yeah I love hide-and seek I'm really good at hide-and-seek dude I'll be it I'll be I'mma count you guys hide 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 all right ready or not here I come all right guys I'm going to find you I just don't know where they're at Joseph are you behind that teddy bear no where could he be Joseph are you inside the popcorn container no where could he be Joseph oh man how'd you find me dude you were making a lot of noise nuh-uh I was quiet as a mouse okay I got to find Richard now Richard Richard Ching I'm allergic to your poor air well I found you Richard so that's it uh that means Joseph you're it since I found you first a man all right I'm going to go hide who's that let me go answer the door hello hey there I'm here to pick up my son Richard okay Richard your Dad's here oh thank God thanks for picking me up Dad it's so poor here my allergies were acting up oh and by the way Junior I accidentally clogged your toilet sorry but you clogged my toilet wait you clogged his toilet yeah I accidentally used too much money when I was wiping too much money when you were wiping you know you're you're only supposed to use one bill at a time show me all right right this way see Dad there it is that is it mister you are grounded grounded for what you know you're only supposed to use one bill when you wipe and you're wiping like we have endless amounts of money which we do but you need to learn the value of money so I think you need to get a job a job ew poor yeah that's exactly what we're going to do we're going to get you a job and I think you need to work at McDonald's McDonald's ew poor people food now you get over here and let me smack those stupid airpods out of your stupid head come here come on give me the other side come on all right you'll get those airpods back when you've earned them now let's go to McDonald's welcome to your first day at McDonald's how you feeling poor exactly that's how we all feel until we start making $15 an hour then we be lower middle class well how much am I making now $845 an hour $845 an hour that's not too bad no no no no no my silly white boy $845 ew poor exactly let me show you the food layout see we got hamburgers right here nuggets there french fries lettuce and tomatoes see all this stuff was already made yesterday okay we just leave it out to give it flavor and this stuff right here is the stuff people return see we just keep passing out the window till somebody accept it now let me show you how to make a burger on a traditional Burger you got meat cheese lettuce tomatoes ketchup mustard and mayonnaise see I know that's a lot but I got a song to help you remember first you add the meat then you add the cheese don't forget the lettuce then you add tomatoes catchup mustard mayonnaise catchup mustard mayonnaise ketchup mustard mayonnaise catchup mustard mayonnaise you've got to be kidding me no no no it's very catchy come on sing it with me first you add the meat then you add the cheese don't forget the lettuce then you add tomatoes cetch your mustard mayonnaise ketchup mustard mayonnaise ketchup mustard mayonnaise I'm not singing that poor song do you want to get paid yeah come on sing it with me first you add the meat then you add the cheese don't forget the lettuce you add tomatoes must mayonnaise must mayonnaise must mayonnaise must mayonnaise got somebody at the drivethru okay get ready to make a sandwich and don't forget the song all right all right oh hello I ready to another one hey hey don't be throwing bananas in my drive-thru uh I'm ready to order what you want uh can I get oh you ready to order yeah can I get a 10 piece nugget dropped fresh a large fry with no salt also dropped fresh with salt packets in the bag a plain cheeseburger and a ice cream con a ice cream machine bro mhm of course it is well then in that case I'll just take Kool-Aid to drink man we going to sell Kool-Aid we only got high seat oh I can't see that you high cuz your ice cream shein always broke look is that all you want ma'am yeah all right your total is 1738 all right you accept EBT no you accept fool stouse no what can I get your discount look it's it's my discount ma' look look can you please pull up for so we can get your food I ain't pulling up for there ain't nobody behind me my god look look I'll have you food in a minute ma'am and they want $15 an hour yeah you slam that window all right Rashad what we have my name is Richard listen Rashad I'm trying to teach you something look what we have here is what we call a bad customer you could tell from a mile away it's a dead giveaway you could tell by the by the color the color of their car their car yeah yeah she was driving a red car people who drive red cars are always mad something about the color red but uh do you know what we do to bad customers what ew poor yeah exactly now she wanted a burger and some nuggets and fries dropped so can you drop them on the ground and take 10 minutes doing it she also wanted an ice cream cone but we always tell the customers that the ice cream machine is broken to be honest with you we don't even have a ice cream machine I don't even know why it's on the menu but uh get to making her food and I'll be right back okay all right what do I do again oh yeah the song uh something about the meat then you grab some nuggets how about some fries don't forget the tomatoes oh ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup all right I'm done let me see how you did boy what what is this it's a cheeseburger the song Boy the song I sing this song you got a lot to learn let me just wrap this up and give it to her okay what taking so long hey what I told you about throwing bananas in my drivethru look look here's your fool ma'am my fool hit the ground I'm going need you to make me some more look I'm not making another burger for you lady well I also had nuggets and fries look just have a good day okay let me speak speak to your manager I am the manager all right then would let me speak to the owner look if you want to talk to the owner how about you call Old McDonald himself he live on the farm e i e i o well I'll do you one better I'll call May MC cheese what call May MC cheese then all right this ain't the last you heard of me and they W $15 an hour get out my drivethru lady oh I leave it I'll leave it and I'm going to take my banana too all right Randy I want you to work the drive-thru because I am stretched how do I do that oh it's super simple they're going to pull up to the window you say what real meeme because it's inconvenient for you to take their order even though you work here now they're going to give you their order you make sure you get it wrong because we want them to come back they're going to say they're not going to come back but we're McDonald's we got dollar burgers and we're open 247 so uh go to the window and get to working my name is Richard come on Randy just go to the window okay God all right work in the Drive-Thru at least I don't have to touch that poor people food can I have some food ew did you sneeze on the window- I'm hungry oh you're hungry well do you have money no well then what are you going to give me for food tomato E I don't want your poor tomato we don't accept Tomatoes here I'm hungry well shoot get out of here shoot ew poor Raymond did I just see you spray Windex at one of our customers yeah because he was poor Raymond Raymond Raymond look all of our customers are poor you just Ain spraying with Windex though how about we have the perfect conversation you're supposed to have at the window you be the driver I'll be me okay Brom Brom Brom Brom Brom in my Lamborghini whatever what do you want why aren't you at Burger King why are you ordering here can I get a cheeseburger a cheeseburger winds is right down the street all right just pull up to the next window see it's that simple see now you don't have to spray people with Windex okay forget my order wrong and you want $15 hour you know what go go ahead of the burgers I got this did you just throw something at me mhm I bought a tomato from a homeless man cuz I ran out of banan what do you want from me lady I just want my order right because my booger had nuggets and fries on it Ain that's what you wanted no I wanted it all separately you know what look here's your tomato back all right scram lady oh and you want $15 yes I do yes I do hour all right Ryan I don't know how much longer I can work here me either look I'm dreaming of bigger and better things right like working at Chick-fil-A but see the customers here is so annoying and poor that too another one what do you want and can you please stop hunky your horn hey I stole my Daddy's car cuz he wouldn't bring me to get a Happy Meal cool cool cool what do you want Oh can get cheeseburger Happy Meal with three toys uh the Happy Meal only come with one toy well I want three three Toys you only getting one toy how about three Toys it comes with one toy three Toys one toy three Toys okay [Music] okay all right Robbie we got another bad customer at the drive-thru you know how I knew because the color of the car exactly the color of the car was red so you know he's going to be mean any one of the Happy Meal with three toys look this ain't toys or R Us I'm not giving him all them toys you know what we're going to do to his food we're spitting the food Bingo you learning Robbie okay so uh fix the food and remember the song okay okay all right the song uh sometimes there's meat bunch of bunch of cheese lot of lot of lettuce uh a couple chicken nuggets maybe a few Tomatoes um ketchup ketchup ketchup maybe the whole thing uh mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard okay that looks good all right it's ready let me check the Happy Meal see how you did wa Rachel you're not supposed to give them all the ketchup and M oh I'm sorry it's okay it's okay let me get him a drink yeah where's my Happy Meal oh here's your happy meal with the three toys oh thank you you're not welcome baby all right Rufus I'mma end your shift early today since it's your first day what does that mean that means you get to go home oh thank God charge come pick me up in the helicopter all right I'm going to get your check and then you can go home okay how much money did I make well you only worked for like 10 minutes so uh you made about 75 cents ew poor welcome to the club Dad I'm back from work wait a minute ew you smell poor I know but I got paid hold on let me see that 75 congratulations you've made enough money to buy three gumballs oh Dad I have a confession to make I don't want to be poor I don't want to work at poor restaurants anymore and and I'll even wipe my butt with 20s listen son you don't have to wipe your butt with 20s that would be a disgrace to the Goodman name we only wipe our butts with hundreds but the fact that you said that you would wipe your butt with 20s shows that you appreciate money now so let's go home and get out of this weird poor person's house oh thank you Dad I love you so much I love you too son let's go hey Mommy and Daddy Let's play a quick game and Jeffy say whatever Jeffy says you have to do it I'm not playing this game come on Marvin it'll be fun he's going to make us do something stupid no he won't and your loser has to pay me a 100 bucks what Jeffy says raise your left hand Jeffy says put it down Jeffy says go Jeffy says go here we go Jeffy says say PP Jeffy says give me 50 bucks what no Jeffy do you want to lose and you have to pay me 100 get your 50 Jeffy say PE PE Jeffy says jump up and down Jeffy says yeah keep doing that I'm getting tired Jeffy okay stop oh thank God you lose you lose Marvin you have to pay him 100 bucks why' I lose because I didn't say Jeffy say stop doing that and you stopped before I did that but I thought I was supposed to do everything you said and I did what you said and well now you got to give me 100 bucks here's your $100 Jeffy leave he just made $200 he just ConEd us out of $200 I'm tired what my phone's ringing hello hey morvin what Goodman why are you calling me I was calling because I wanted to see if you had your house payment this month before I drove all the way over to your house just for you to tell me no because this is becoming a common Trend with you well I don't have my house payment this month but because I gave my son $150 Marvin I need you to come over to my house right now what for what I need you to come over to my house don't ask questions Marvin I'll send you the address okay who is that Marvin it's Goodman he wants me to come to his house why uh he's probably going to yell at me so just I'll be back okay uh I think this is the right house yes hello um Goodman want to see me ah very good he's in the living room please go take a seat okay this is a really nice house uh excuse me ma'am have you seen Goodman hey what Goodman why you dress like a woman I'm not Mr Goodman I'm Mrs Goodman as evidenced by the tips oh you want to squeeze them no no no no I don't want to oh come on Marvin I can tell you want to squeeze them no no I really don't they're brand new and they're fake Dr Burton did the job that's that's really nice but I'm just here to talk to Goodman which Marvin you've been playing cat and mouse with me ever since you got here at least feel them do I have to I insist I mean they are really nice Marvin are you in here touching my wife boobies Goodman I thought you were I leave my wife for 3 minutes in my own house and you want to come in here and start touching her cans well she she she told me to do it I didn't honey he's a pervert Marvin you get the hell hell out of my house before I call the cops I thought you wanted to talk to me that was before you assaulted my wife now get out okay hey Marvin did Goodman yell at you oh yeah he did why uh because I'm late on my house payment but you're always late on the house payment you know he always gets mad that's just morvin I cannot believe you I cannot believe what you did why are you so upset he's always laid on the house payment it's not about the house payment it's about him squeezing my wife's big fake titties what what are you talking about oh yeah I invited Marvin over to my house because I was going to lower his monthly house payment and you know what he did I walked into my living room and there he was squeezing my wife's big fake boobs he was squeezing them so hard I think he partially deflated them it was like he was milking a cow Marvin is this true well I thought it was a man you're sick Marvin how did you do this to me well I I didn't do anything to you he didn't do anything to you but he did a whole lot to my wife's big fake left tip right I can't believe you cheated on me I didn't cheat on you she asked me to do it Al if a man asked me to kiss him and I do it that's not cheating well what if you thought the the the the girl the man was a girl you're sick Marvin sick Marvin my wife would never ask you to do anything like that she's only loyal to me do you know how much plastic surgery I paid for for her to look just like me because the only thing that is attracted to me is myself those ticks cost me 20 grand Marvin what do you guys want what do you want me to do what do y'all want me to do go over to that house and apologize to that poor woman you want me to you want me to apologize to her for what yes I think that's a perfect idea Marvin you will apologize to my wife for assaulting her well I didn't assault her Marvin you go over there right now if you want to save this marriage you need to apologize to her okay fine I'll apologize to her okay that'll make everyone happy okay I'll let her know that you're on the way I'm going to go apologize yes go okay I can't believe I have to do this hello uh Hey Goodman said that you had something to tell me uh I'm sorry for touching your boobies it's okay come here give me a hug I don't want Marvin are you motorboating my wife she she hugged me he's a pervert Marvin you get out of my house you little horn dog what God damn it did you apologize Marvin yes I did and what did she say she gave me a hug a that's so sweet Mor I cannot believe what you did this time what happened now oh I'll give give you a hint I picked up Marvin a sailor hat now why would I get Marvin a sailor hat hm let's think about it maybe because when he came over to my house to apologize to my wife I caught him motorboat her ditties what do you mean I'll tell you exactly what I mean two giant cans and he stuck his face betun him and shook his head violently and went like a motorboat Carvin how could you that's Captain Marvin now wear your sailor hat that is not what happened okay I apologize to to his wife she gave me a hug and my face went between her boobs Marvin that doesn't happen on accident well you haven't seen how big they are and you have it's true they're huge well listen it was an accident you don't accidentally put your face between boobies and go I did not make that noise yes you did Marvin you need help I agree you need professional help Marvin what kind of help do I need we're going to marriage counseling but I didn't do anything wrong I'm going to go check on my wife and I'm going to call a marriage therapist I didn't do anything oh oh hey there somebody call a massage therapist no we called a marriage therapist oh well you can see my confusion you know marriage therapist massage therapist they sound pretty similar but hey I can do both how about we just get massages cuz we don't have marriage problems no Marvin you need help wait a minute if you going to give us massages why are you in a robe oh well I saw some videos online where the massage starts and then things start to get steamy and I heard a woman's voice on the phone so I thought maybe my fantasies were coming true but I guess that's not happening so I can help you with your marriage well we don't have marriage problems yes we do oh I have an idea how about you give me a massage and I help you with your marriage I'm not giving you a massage no Marvin I think you should since you enjoy touching women so much you should try touching men man that one over there go okay fine I'll give a massage that'll make you happy what really okay right right there you feel that not yeah it's all my stress okay it's good yeah so what's going on I caught my husband cheating on me oh good no no not good like good like he's doing a good job with the massage so he's cheating on you I caught him twice oh yeah not oh yeah like oh yeah like massage so he cheated on you twice evidently she has big cans oh nice no not nice to the cans nice to the massage he's just doing okay that's that's my butt you're massaging my butt hold on let me roll over get my pecs there you go a little bit lower little lower lower wait what is that I pulled a Sean Watson on you e listen just answer her marriage questions okay so he's cheating on you with a woman with big hands right yes have you ever considered getting a surgery so you have big cans no well maybe you should consider that listen I did not cheat on her and I'll tell you what happened so my my there's this guy I owe money to and I went over to his house and I saw his wife and she asked me to grab her boob so I did but I thought it was a man okay yeah I can see why that might cause problems for your relationship but I thought it was a man and she asked me to do it so you just do whatever somebody asks you to do like what if somebody asked your wife to grab their wiener and cheated it you wouldn't like that right but that would be wrong mine wasn't wrong because I thought it was a man okay I see what's going on here you're a manipulator see when you do it it's not wrong but when she does it it's wrong but no mine wasn't wrong if you weren't there you should have been there okay hold on I have an idea okay now I'm dressed like a woman with big cans why to teach you to control yourself so you don't want to grab a Mot I don't want to do that good that's a start what did you make them out of oh I used balloons and then I used Tic Tacs for the nipples those are Tic Tacs yeah go ahead and touch them ha gotcha Marvin oh he said they were Tic Tacs I want to see if they were oh the wandering mind what if a girl tells you she's not wearing underwear you're going to check but no listen baby you know that's Brooklyn guy dressed like a woman and I just want to see if they were Tic Tacs look I have an idea why don't I just call Goodman's wife tell her to come over you guys hide and you see if she comes on to me or not oh you just want to see your girlfriend no no no I think this is a good idea to see if he's telling the truth yeah and I will be telling the truth and how about this if I'm lying you can divorce me okay Marvin okay that's a deal so guys hide I'm going to call the wife come on Goodman answer what do you want Marvin oh hey Goodman listen I have a plan to prove to you that I wasn't doing what you thought I did with your wife I witnessed it with my own two eyes Marvin but listen she came on to me but I have an idea how about you come over and you hide and then we invite your wife over and then when she comes over you can hide and see that she tries to come on to me and you'll know I'm not lying you just want to squeeze them again no no no listen if I'm lying if she doesn't try to come on to me I I'll I'll be homeless I'll live on the street okay Marvin I guess I'll come over and then I'll call my wife and tell her to come over a few minutes later okay good he this is going to work all right Marvin where do you want me to hide uh hide over there okay my wife will be here any minute come on Marvin you got this oh Marvin Marvin where are you big boy I'm right here oh hey Marvin you called me over yeah I just wanted to talk did you miss them what the jugular did you miss them no no I didn't miss them you miss how they fell on your face no get over here and smell them what just smell them come here I I listen I just want to talk oh okay well how about before we talk you bounce on them what bounce on them bounce on them like a trampoline yeah there you go like Circus Olay you ho Goodman it's not what it looks like he came on to me no I heard the whole thing and now you're on out on the streets because you signed a prenup I'm sorry I ever doubted you Marvin I I told you I never did anything wrong you know what this month you don't owe a house payment thank you so much Goodman Thank You Marvin you were telling the truth yeah he was those cans were huge I would have squeezed them I mean good job not cheating on your wife or whatever Marvin I'm so sorry for getting mad at you it's okay baby yeah I guess I didn't have have to dress like this after all but since I am dressed like this I guess I can earn a little extra money you know give some massages with happy endings I it's not gay if I use my [Music] hands Junior wake up it's time to go to school what's wrong Chef peipe Tom Brady decided to retire again oh Chef peipi he had to retire he lost his wife and his whole family look shut up and just come and eat breakfast God all right Junior for breakfast I made you something special my new dish grape jelly ravioli grape jelly ravioli yeah I thought of it last night genius idea now eat up I think I'm just going to go to school but the ravoli come on all right CR so today is Groundhog's Day wait wait a minute ring ring is bringing me my egg rolls give me one minute cross Groundhog's Day what's that well if the groundhog comes out of his hole and sees a shadow that means there's going to be six more weeks of winter what happens if your mom sees her Shadow you know cuz she's so fat and massive like there's no way she can see her Shadow cuz she can't like look down cuz her big fat bellies in the way yeah I get it she's fat me EG me EG in my B you in my B all right CR I'm going to eat my egg roll and then we'll get started the teacher's choking we got to do something what the hell are we going to do dude we're kids uh I think he just died dude that means no school hey just doing my daily class room death check to see if anybody died what's that a body oh no well he has no puls he's dead he's dead kids your teacher's dead you all witness to man die today you're going to have to live with that for the rest of your lives crisis counseling will be available after lunch ooh a fortune cookie I wonder what it says a man died and he's eating a fortune cookie you will live a long prosperous life oh man if only he had opened his fortune cookie sooner maybe he wouldn't have died anyway bye kids do we just go home yeah I guess so well Junior we just watched our teacher die what do you want to do now I don't know you want to play a game oh yeah okay we could play uh blackjack or poker I don't want to play a card game o I have one how about if you can correctly guess what card is on top of the deck I won't throw the cards all over the place and make you pick them up o that sounds fun it does yeah okay okay I want to guess uh I think the top card is the three of leaves what what do you mean leaves you know the card that looks like a leaf are you talking about clubs or Spades the one that looks like a leaf Cody hold on okay Junior these are the cars s now tell me which one you think is which okay so that's obviously Hearts yeah and that's diamonds yes and those are three leaf clovers no those are called clubs no those look like three leaf clovers well they look like that but that's not what they're called and those are leaves no those are spades Cody those are leaves they even have a little stem at the bottom those are leaves yeah but they're called Spades I'm calling them leaves okay fine just pick a card I think this top card is the three of leaves okay let's see oh nope it's the two of diamonds sorry that means I'm going to have to mess your [ __ ] up okay there you go pick him up I'm not going to help I'm going to go home okay I just picked up all the cards I'm really tired I think I'm just going to go to bed what an exhausting day I saw my teacher die I had to pick up 52 cards I'm so tired I'm just going to go to bed juler wa wake up it's time to go to school why are you crying again Jeff B because Tom Brady decided to retire again wait again Yes again but he already retired I know he retired again but like he already retired yesterday no he retired a year ago stupid so he retired for a third time no only the second time look come downstairs and eat shut up what the huh all right Junior for breakfast I made you something special my new dish grae jelly ravioli sh baby you already made this for me yesterday no Junior this is the first time I ever made this dish what are you talking about no you literally gave this to me yesterday stop being crazy Junior I just thought of this last night I'm going crazy I'm I'm going to go to school all right crass so today is Groundhog's Day wait wait a minute ring ring is bringing me my egg rolls give me one minute cross Groundhog's Day what's that guys Groundhog's Day was yesterday no Junior today is Groundhog's Day it's February 2nd no no no no I already lived this day I lived it yesterday Junior you feeling okay wait what is Groundhog's Day dude well if the groundhog comes out of his hole and sees his shadow that means there'll be 6 more weeks of winter and yesterday I said your mom's so fat she can't even see her own shadow oh that's a new one that's nice dude that was a good one little I already said that yesterday Junior this is the first time I've heard that me Ro the egg me Ro the egg Ro in my B in my B all right CR I'm going to eat my egg roll and then we'll get started guys the teacher's choking again I knew this was going to happen we need to help it what are we going to do dude we're just kids guys look he just died dude that means no school dud Cody this happened yesterday and look the doctor's about to come in the classroom and do a random death check hey just doing my daily classroom death check to see if anybody died what's that a bud see Cody I told you oh no well he has no pulse he's dead he's dead kids your teacher's dead you all witnessed a man died today you're going to have to live with that for the rest of your lives crisis counseling will be available after lunch ooh a fortune cookie I wonder what it says a man died and he's eating a fortune cookie yes Cody this happened yesterday the fortune cookie is going to say you will live a long prosperous life you will live a long prosperous life oh man if only he had opened his fortune cookie sooner maybe he wouldn't have died anyway bye kids damn Junior good guess on the fortune cookie no Cody how would I know it says that well I bet a lot of fortune cookies say that no Cody it's because I already lived this life yesterday I already know everything is going to happen today junior I think you should just go home and lay down look I'll come over with you okay I feel like I'm going crazy calm down Junior let's just play a card game you want to play Blackjack or poker I don't want to play a card game ooh I have one how about if you can correctly guess what card is on the top of the deck I won't throw the cards everywhere and make you pick them up it's the two of diamonds okay if you say so oh my god wow Junior that is the two of diamonds good guess I knew it was going to be the two of diamonds okay hot [ __ ] what's the next card on top then I don't know we didn't play that far yesterday okay then just guess the three of leaves what what do you mean leaves just flip it Cody okay nope it's the Jacka heart sorry guess that means I got to mess your [ __ ] up okay I'm not going to help you pick him up I'm going to go home okay I'm just going to go to bed and maybe I'm just in a nightmare okay okay I think I'm just going crazy it's just like a nightmare it's a bad dream I'm going to go to bed I'll wake up and this whole thing would just be a bad dream yeah it's just a bad dream it's just a bad dream okay Junior wake up it's time to go to school wait Chef why are you crying because Tom Brady decided to retire again this can't be happening but it is Junior it is happening no shaby you don't understand I've already relived this day before me too like why would he do this retire again the second time so crazy no she be like I'm talking I've relived this day twice already Junior are you on drugs or something no like I've relived the whole day I already know what's going to happen like for breakfast you made grape jelly ravioli what how do you know about my grape jelly ravioli that's a special dish because I've had it before I had it yesterday the day before that you must have overheard me speaking about it in the kitchen that's what it was no no I had it yesterday peee it can't be this is the first time I made this dish I have to go to school just get out of my way put what the but on Bray what's going on what's wrong Junior you seem like you're freaking out what's today's date well it's Groundhog's Day it's February 2nd Groundhog's Day what's that well if the groundhog comes out of his hole and sees a shadow that means there'll be six more weeks of win shut the hell up Cody Jesus Junior I didn't know you didn't like Groundhog's Day no guys something weird is going on I've been reliving the same day over and over and over again Junior stop trying to prank us yeah that's not cool dude no guys I've already relived this day I know everything's going to happen I'll prove it to you the teacher about to come up there and say that ring Ring's bringing them egg rolls all right crass so today is Groundhog's Day wait wait a minute ring ring is bringing me my egg rolls give me one minute cross see guys I told you junior he loves egg rolls it's a coincidence his wife would bring them yeah dude no guys he's about to come back with an egg roll singing a song saying me raiky egg roll mey egg roll get in my berry get in my berry and he's going to choke on an egg roll what mey EG me egg in my in my B all right class I'm going to eat my egg roll and then we'll get started see guys he's choking we got to do something what are we supposed to do dude we're just kids see guys look he just died he died that means no school junior how did you know that was going to happen because Cody I've been reliving this day over and over and over again I know everything that's about to happen wait so you knew he was going to die and you didn't do anything about it well I I I just what no Cody listen I already knew it was going to happen and look a doctor's about to do a death check right now hey just doing my daily class room death check to see if anybody died what's that a body see Cody see oh no well he has no pulse he's dead he's dead kids your teacher's dead you all witnessed a man die today you're going to have to live with that for the rest of your lives crisis counseling will be available after lunch ooh a fortune cookie I wonder what it says my man just died and he's eating a fortune cookie yes Cody listen the fortune cookie is going to say you will live a long prosperous life look how will I know that you will live a long prosperous life oh man if only he had opened fortune cookie sooner maybe he wouldn't have died anyway bye kids see Cody look how would I know that okay Junior that is pretty weird you knew the teacher was going to get egg rolls and you knew he was going to choke on him and die and then you knew a doctor was going to come and open a fortune cookie and you knew what the fortune cookie said because I relived this day over and over and over again Cody I know everything that's going to happen okay then what happens next come to my house I'll show you so what happens next junior okay so you bring a deck of cards out and you suggest playing a card game yeah I did bring my deck of cards yeah and you say if I can guess the top card correctly you won't throw the cards all over the place I was is going to say that the top C is the two of diamonds let's see oh my God Junior it is the two of diamonds I told you I've relived this day over and over and over again the second card is the Jack of Hearts okay let's see oh my God Junior it is the Jack of Hearts this is amazing so you believe me now I've relived this day over and over well yeah Junior this is pretty incredible but wa what's the next card we haven't gotten that far you've never showed me the third card well just guess for fun the three of leaves what what do you mean leaves Cody just flip it over okay let see n Junior it's the three of diamonds sorry I'm going to have to mess your [ __ ] up you said it was just for fun no you still got it wrong oh Cody but you do believe me that I've been reliving the same day over and over and over again I mean yeah I guess that's the only explanation it's kind of like that movie Groundhog Day what do you mean well you know that movie Groundhog Day with Bill Murray where he relives Groundhog Day over and over again how's he fix it uh it's been a really long time since I've seen the movie I can't remember well come on Cody help me uh you know what I'll watch it and then I'll tell you tomorrow well I don't have to tell tomorrow Cody what you say the name of the movie was oh you know what I'm going to go back to bed and and this is just a nightmare tomorrow will be a new day tomorrow be be a new day and I'm not going to relive this day okay I'm just going to go to bed again I'm going to go to bed I'm going to wake up and tomorrow is going to be a whole new day a whole new day and today is just a nightmare I'm just reliving it but but if I go to bed tomorrow will be a whole another day and if it's not I'm just going to lose my mind I I won't be able to take it anymore okay let me just try Junior wake up it's time to go to school let me guess Tom Brady retired again oh man you already seen the news on your phone didn't you no I already knew this was going to happen then why did you tell me Junior save me the heartache what's wrong Junior you didn't get a lot of sleep no and the teacher's about to eat egg rolls what all right CR so today is Groundhog's Day wait wait a minute ring ring is bringing me my egg rolls give me one minute CR how'd you know he was going to get egg rolls lucky guess Groundhog's Day what's that well if the groundhog comes out of his hole and sees a shadow there'll be 6 more weeks of winter Cody your mom's so fat what if she sees her Shadow cuz she's so fat and round that's a new one nice one dude the teacher's about to come back singing me Rey Agro get in my bar and he's going to choke on his EG roll and die what me EG me EG get in my get in my all right CR I'm going to eat my egg roll and then we'll get started the teacher's joking oh Junior you C it you said this was going to happen yeah now he's about to fall over dead he's dead he's dead that means more School junior are you psychic or something you just predicted everything that was going to happen yeah I'm like That's So Raven I can tell you everything that's about to happen the doctor's about to come in and do a death check and then he's going to say there's crisis counselors and then he's going to eat a fortune cookie hey just doing my daily classroom death check to see if anybody died what's that a body oh no well he has no pulse he's dead he's dead kids your teacher's dead you all witnessed a man di today you're going to have to live with that for the rest of your lives crisis counseling will be available after lunch ooh a fortune cookie I wonder what it says a man just died why would he eat a fortune cookie he's going to open it it's going to say you will live a long prosperous life and then he's going to say if only the teacher would have read this sooner you will live a long prosperous life oh man if only he had opened his fortune cookie sooner maybe he wouldn't have died anyway bye kids Junior what is going on you must really be psychic yeah I'm psychic come to my house I'll prove it okay okay Junior if you're really psychic I have a deck of cards here so tell me what the top card is the two of diamonds wait really wow it is the two of diamonds but I bet you the next card is the Jack of Hearts um damn it is the Jack of Hearts that's that's crazy okay but the next card's the three of diamonds no way come on Junior this is nuts what's going on okay Cody listen I'm not psychic but I've been reliving the same day over and over and over again and this is the fourth day I've relived this day well do you want to guess what the fourth card is just for fun I don't know what it is because I didn't relive that day well just guess just for fun H the three of leaves what what do you mean leaves just flip it Cody okay no it's a seven of Spades those are leaves those a seven of leaves no those are called Spades they have stems Cody those are leaves okay well you still got it wrong so I'm going to have to mess your [ __ ] up but I thought you thought you said it was just for fun nope you still got it wrong but Cody listen I've been reliving the same day over and over again I'm going crazy I want to kill myself oh it's like the movie Groundhog's Day what yeah yes Cody how's that movie End uh I don't remember it's been a long time since I've seen it I could watch it and tell you tomorrow no no Cody listen right now Google the ending of the movie how does he fix it okay let me look it up uh it looks like he's just nice to everybody so he just does nice things for people yeah he's he's just nice to everyone and that makes the day end okay so tomorrow if I wake up and I repeat this same stupid day if I'm nice to everyone it'll fix it yeah I guess so but if you're going to do that I want you to give me a big wet sloppy kiss right on the lips that would make me very happy okay I'm going to try this I'm going to go to bed and do nice things for people tomorrow good night Cody good night I'm looking forward to that kiss okay I'm going to go to sleep and then tomorrow I'm going to do nothing but nice things for everyone I'm going to do nice things for everybody and that'll fix it hopefully sobody just go to sleep Junior wake up it's time to go to school what's wrong Chef peei Tom Brady decided to retire again don't worry Chef Pee it's going to be okay it's not going to be okay yeah it is Chef peee we have all those memories watching them and there's also one more goat left in the world who's that you you're the Tom Brady of chefs really yeah juli I love you look come downstairs I made you something special Junior for breakfast I made you something special my new dish grape jelly ravioli oh wow Chef Pei that looks delicious I know right I thought of it last night it's crazy it's one of a kind I was just eating ravioli and I said instead of red sauce let's put grape jelly in that thing yeah that's breakfast that's breakfast right there okay well I'm going to eat every bite just for you Chef peipe really Junior yeah really I'm going to eat it Junior be honest with me how was it oh oh it was the greatest thing I ever eaten really so I should submit it to a cooking contest oh oh yeah I definitely would I got to go to school Chef yes oh man I'm a goat all right crass so today is Groundhog's Day wait wait a minute ring ring is bringing me my egg rolls give me 1 minute cross Groundhog's Day what's that well if the groundhog comes out of his hole and sees his shadow there'll be six more weeks of winter Cody your mom's really skinny and not fat at all are you joking no I'm being completely serious I'm sorry for all the fat jokes I've ever said about your mom wow that's really nice thank you Junior you want to grab my butt oh boy would I oh that is a firm rum thanks dude you're being really nice today yeah I just want to be really nice to everyone I mean since we're doing that can I borrow $5 yeah sure have my lunch money for the whole week appreciate it bro black panther was the best movie ever made and Colin Kaepernick was the best quarterback ever dude that's what I'm talking about you're a true friend you're a true friend me Roy EG me Roy EG in my b in my B right all right class I'm going to eat my egg roll and then we'll get started the teacher's choking we should do something what are we going to do dude we're just kid I'll save them I'll save you oh Junior you saving my life you get a for rest of year now I'm going to open up my fortune cookie Junior you're a hero darn it the teacher didn't die so now we got to stay in school you will live a wrong prosperous life Junior I will my boy my homie random classroom death check anybody dead in here no okay all right CR since I almost died today but I live thanks to Junior I'm going to go home and bang my wife with my 2in Punisher to celebrate so all you can go home woohoo dude I'm going to go spend my $5 hey Junior you want to go back to your house and hang out yeah come on buddy so Cody what do you want to do for the rest of the day well I was thinking we could play a card game you want to play Blackjack or poker so which card game would make you the happiest H well I was thinking you could guess whatever card's on the top and if you get it wrong I'll throw the cards all over the place how about I give you a big fat kiss instead oh I'd like that even more all right Puck her [Music] up okay that made you happy Cody h two would make me even more happy really yeah okay are you happy now you happy yeah but I'd be even more happy if we had a sleepover and I was the big spoon come on Cody really big spoon coming through Cody your leg's digging into my butt that's not my leg sweet dreams Junior this better work Junior it's pouring rain outside and the rolls are flooded so school was cancelled morning peee oh hey Chef Pee wait Cody why are you in the Bell junior junior wanted this well wait a minute what's today's date Chef Pee February 3rd wait when did Tom BR to retire yesterday hey guys it worked it's a new day yay it worked give me a big old smooch Junior F get off me Cody it worked sh baby it worked I don't know what you're talking about it worked Cody it worked you know what Jeffy you're going to be late for school baby have you seen my car keys No Marvin looking for these daddy Jeffy give me my car keys haha you're sure give them to me Jeffy what Jeffy spit them out spit them out right now uh Jeffy you swallowed my carcase well now I don't have to go to school oh you're going to school Jeffy Marvin why doesn't he just take the bus it's already late he already missed the bus well looks like I need to stay home from school no Jeffy because you have a car so we're going to drive you in your car not if I can swallow the keys first no Jeffy Jeffy you are going to school come on right now oh man Jeffy get in the car the H yes have to if you don't get in the car you're grounded a all right Jeffy put your seat belt on can we bump some tune so the hose know I'm coming seat belt now Jesus all right Jeffy let me know when it's safe to go I don't want to get the car accident oh you're good for days I'm in so much pain Jeffy I think my arm broken oh my God Marvin what happened to you two I trusted Jeffy oh Danny you totally had it you were just too slow okay you two you're lucky to be alive and you you should have your driver's license revoked who pulls out in front of cars like that my son told me there were no cars coming and you believed him what you couldn't take the 2 seconds to just look you know you have mirrors for a reason you know if you had blind spot cameras like my Hyundai Sonata this never would have happened listen I don't want to get yelled at I'm in a lot of pain Danny you look like you hate Towers how long is the recovery process doctor uh him I think he'll probably be fine just got a broken arm and a bruised face but him oh no no this is his life now I mean his jaw is broken his ribs are destroyed I mean you could poke him with a pillow and kill him his eyes kind of hanging out and his arm has melted to his head from the engine fire yeah he's going to be like this forever what so he has to live his whole life looking like that oh yeah unless you hire me as a plastic surgeon how much would that cost uh about 50 G's what $50,000 we don't have that kind of money can you do it like a favor no no no no there's no pro bono surgeries here except for the girl who came in for a free boob job that was Pro boner so you're going to pay me your what we don't have that kind of money then get out of my Hospital come on Jeffy ow ow [Music] ow why are you guys staring at me well Jeffy we're just concerned cuz why do you look like that cuz I got on your car accident oh I'm so sorry Jeffy do you want some of my free medium french fries I get from McDonald's every week no I don't think I can eat because my esophagus is closed up all right before we start cross today I wanted to remind everyone that tomorrow is picture day so make sure you look your best these pictures are going to be in the year book for years and years and you don't want people to look back and be like damn he ugly so any questions yes Jeffy what's your question I don't have a question well then don't put your hand up if you don't have a question put your arm down mom arm is stuck to my face cuz I got into a car accident oh you are ugly as [ __ ] go to principal's office right now you are way too ugly for me to look at yeah bye freak hey my arm made be stuck to my face but I can still whoop your ass so shut it CR if you look right that you better do something to fix yourself by tomorrow oh man I'm in so much pain well you need to drive more carefully Next Time Marvin I was driving careful Jeffy said there were no cars coming hey D what Jeffy what are you doing home so early you're supposed to be at school the teacher said I was too ugly to look at that's horrible Jeffy you're still our handsome little boy I am yes Jeffy well picture day is tomorrow oh dear God no well Jeffy you can't go to picture day looking like that you guys just said I was your hand your boy well mommy lied your face looks really bad you look like some out of scary movie we need to get your face fixed or something but Marvin it costs $50,000 we can't afford that well maybe the doctor will put us on a payment plan let me just call the doctor and see what we can do hey there you call a doctor oh hey it's you guys you guys finally decide to pay me for plastic surgery well yeah kind of because tomorrow's picture day at school oh yeah I do a lot of business around this time people want me to fix the ugly they call me Dr ugly fixer cuz I fix ugly as previously implied then why haven't you fixed the bald spot on your head I want to fix it but I can't afford to pay myself damn it if I would just lower my prices well see that's why we called you because we can't afford you either like your prices are just too high and we were wondering if maybe you could put us on a payment plan are you are you asking if there's another way you can pay me well is there I mean listen no what I want cash okay I don't care what your wife will do to me wait what yeah I I it doesn't matter cuz cash doesn't whine and then want to be cuddled afterward well no no listen we just can't afford that price like maybe we can pay you later right like you could do the surgery now and then we pay you all that money later okay but if I do the surgery what if you move away to like Antarctica or something and I never see you again then I'm out $50,000 o o I got an idea what if you put a tracker in jeffy's face like when you cut it open to fix it you put a tracker in there so if we don't pay you can track us down huh okay yeah I like that I'll do the surgery now and if you don't pay me later I'll come back with a baseball bat and rough you up a little bit okay all right that sounds good uh hey you want me to uh give your wife some bigger cans while we're at it Marvin no okay okay fine I'll just do Jeffy come on okay I'm done with the surgery is Jeffy okay oh yeah he's never looked better are we going to recognize him oh yeah he's going to be the son you've always wanted okay everybody say hello to Jeffy donkey give me some get out of here go you little rascal donkey damn ogres Jeffy can you just get in here hey D Jeffy yep that's him what did you do to him oh well I uh fixed his teeth I made his eyes not crooked I fixed that stupid unibrow I slicked his hair back and I gave him some nice clothes he added a few extra inches down there so now I'm rocking a full 4 in yeah I did what I could oh yeah and I also found this in his lower intestine those are my car keys well there they are well Jeffy you do look really good yep that's what I do and I also put the tracker in his nose so if you don't pay me I'mma get you all right champ you have fun at picture day save some poo poo for the rest of us so Jeffy how do you feel I feel constipated daddy real constipated the poop troops are stuck in the poop Loop well I think you look handsome Jeffy yeah you need to get some sleep cuz you have a big day tomorrow with picture day can I sleep in this yeah Jeffy don't take that off you look really good I want you to look like that in the picture so go to bed he looks really good wooho Jeffy looking fine like a Sharpie thanks Cody but Jeffy how do you look so good yesterday you were so ugly and now you look so good I got plastic surgery Junior I thought that was just to give girls bigger boobies no they do everything even but oh my God Jeffy you look so hot thanks no like you look really hot all right calm down you need to get spayed you're in heat all right crass I hope everyone is ready for picture day you wouldn't want to take an embarrassing photo oh my God Jeffy you look so handsome thanks teach oh my God PJ you're so cool yeah I don't know what that means but I agree Maria look at that boy over [Music] there let's go over there and talk to him wa wait ladies where you going the bowl of cool SLA is right here ladies what the that man's jacking my St hey you're so hot see see so sexy Jeffy give me your number ladies ladies please I'm constipated I'm trying to poop here give me some space bro you stole my chicks that's not very bro likee of you I never stole these girls they were never yours in the first place it was just your turn oh that's it bro I'm going to get revenge and when PJ gets revenge things get ugly let's kiss him ladies the diarrhea is Flowing hey Daddy hey Jeffy how was picture day I don't know you tell me check it out I one H some son of a gun a look at my handsome baby boy be careful with that paper Mommy it's wet girls have been sitting on it all day so it's saturated in fish stick juice well you look really good Jeffy thanks Daddy what it's time to hit the to hey so you Pooch smoochers behave it's time for me to get some shut ey I'm tired of girls kissing on me all [Music] day time to die Jeffy this will teach you for stealing my girls hey Jeffy we no he's is what happened to your face Jeffy somebody broke inside the house and hit me in the face with the Mallet until I was ugly again but what happened Jeffy I literally just said it but then how did someone beat you in the face till your unibrow grew back I don't know but they did it all right I'm here for my money wh why do you have a bat in case you don't pay up uh pay pay up for what for the surgery that I did remember to make Jeffy wait what why is Jeffy ugly what do you mean he's always been ugly no no no no I I gave him plastic surgery to make him handsome what no you didn't what yeah I did you guys were in a car accident and then I did surgery and I made him handsome what but baby do do you remember do you remember this this doctor doing surgery um no wait wait wait wait wait no no no no okay so if you weren't in a car accident what happened to you uh I I fell down the stairs and and and she dropped a toaster on my head yeah I did that really so so there was no wait there were no surgery Jeffy close your mouth see see look look look he's always looked like that and today was picture day so yeah no you must have must had a bad you must had a bad dream no no no this can't have been a dream I remember it you guys were in a car accident and then I did surgery and then Shrek was there yeah this must have been a dream there's no way Shrek would have been here that doesn't make any sense man really this was a dream yeah it must have been a dream you must be getting old oh man I'm really sorry for coming in here and threatening you with my stolen Sammy Sosa bat no this is really stolen stolen from Sammy Sosa stolen right from his locker these names on it it's nuts anyway sorry oh that was a close one now we don't have to pay him money all right Jeffy did you learn your lesson for today look both ways look both ways before before crossing crossing the street the street oh man thanks for inviting us over for a break breakfast dude breakfast is the most important meal of the day yeah Junior I love eating cookies and syrup for breakfast it's so nutritious Cody you spilled syrup on your shirt a dang it this is my favorite shirt you going to go to school with syrup on your shirt syrup shirt haha syrup shirt do you think Chef PE could wash it for me while I'm at school what you're going to go to school shirtless yeah sure why not okay weirdo give me your shirt okay all right Junior there's my shirt what Cody dude you're RI oh yeah I always told you guys I was hunky I didn't believe you I haven't seen you worked out a day in my life what do you think I do in my room all day how long have you had a six-pack for since I was born oh dude we're going to be late for school all right Cody come to school shirtless I guess okay all right class today we're going to be learning about the raw of Attraction there are three raws of attraction that girls go by money sixpack and a big hot dog well at least I have two of those Cody I didn't know you were rich I'm not and guys only have one Law of Attraction big milk jugs E I don't like jugs I'm more of a cake man me too I have diabetes uh is this Mr 2's class who's that she's banging dude oh crra I almost forgot we got a new student today and her name is uh don't tell me don't tell me I remember uh pepperoni Penelope that's what I said all right craft everyone introduce yourself to pineapple hi pineapple uh where do I sit my face Junior itches my face itches okay good all right you can go sit by Junior hey hi so what do you want well you're the new girl so I just want to let you know how things go around here so basically I'm the hottest coolest kid in class and all the girls want to date me so if you want to be my girlfriend I guess I'll give you a shot but you better take that spot before someone else takes it you're not my type not your type who's your type um him him me Cody doesn't even like girls not yet not ever don't worry Cody one day you'll love me no I won't pepperi or whatever the hell your name was see look Cody doesn't even want you so you should date me but you don't have a body like him well I can't really blame her I am a walking statue of perfection okay look I understand Cody looks like Hercules and you can fry an egg on his abs but I don't have a six-pack but what if I had uh money and a big hot dog do you have those things I have 75 cents and Chef Pee can make you a hot dog who Chef Pee Pee my personal chef cuz I'm rich no you're not Junior yes I am I'm rich I have a personal chef so date me I have money all that money you can't buy a body like his all right look Cody after school you're coming over to my house and you're going to get me a body like yours okay oo can I come no can I come yes yes o the Bell let's go to my house guys okay hey hey hey hey the Bell does not dismiss you I do so you get your asses back to your desk all right now crass dismissed I'll see you tomorrow that was dumb what was the point in that all right Cody you have to show me how to get a body like yours me too it's not going to happen overnight guys then how did you do it I spent years of working out you know Pumping Iron Ken here was my motivation I wanted to look just like him and now I look even better oh shut up Ken you know I look better all right Cody I'm willing to do whatever it takes to look like you well are you sure Junior you're going to have to sacrifice a lot of stuff like what well you can't eat McDonald's anymore no McDonald's not Mickey be and you can't eat macaroni and cheese no mac and cheese what mac and cheese je and you definitely can't have cookies and syrup for breakfast well you had cookies and syrup for breakfast well yeah but I work out I turn that fat into muscle then show me how to work out well I do 3,000 sit-ups every morning you could try that what's a situp it's like this C are you okay dude go get your dad he's having to seure Dad call back one guys guys no I'm just I'm just doing sit-ups Oh I thought you were trying to poop no what you you poop laying flat on your back like a baby it just look like you were trying to poop J just try the sit-ups okay what do I do you just sit up that's dumb no you got to sit back down and then sit back up what it's like waking up in the morning what what is this dude it's lame I'm going to play basketball wow quitter basketball's actually pretty athletic wait hold on my phone's ringing H hello hey baby mom is that you no it's Penelope silly wait Cody who is it it's parallelogram or whatever her name is Penelope tell her I said hi Junior says hi hi so anyway back to you Cody how did you even get this number the phone book okay that's a a lie okay from Facebook okay great then you saw that I'm in a relationship with my boyfriend Ken I thought that was a joke it's a doll he's not a doll he's a man Cody Cody ask her if she likes anyone Junior wants to know if you like anyone yeah you she said yeah you she likes me she likes me no no no she said yeah you to me no I think she meant for you to tell me that she likes me no I think she's saying she likes me hold hold on hey Penelope it's Junior hi okay um do you like me or Cody I like Cody see I told you okay I'm going to hang up now no wait don't can you just rub your phone against your abs fine oh baby okay I'm hanging out wow Cody you're so lucky why cuz that hot girl wants you yeah I know it's gross it's not gross she's hot man I wish I had your body well maybe she doesn't like me for my body maybe she likes me because of my sexy face Cody your face is not sexy it has so many craters now Ione wants to land a Rover on it ouch and your teeth are yellow well well maybe her favorite color is yellow no it's not look Junior I think it would be easier for you to get yeah thank you Junior I got stuck on that line I think it would be easier for you to get a big hot dog where am I get a big hot dog from uh Chef Pee oh yeah well let's go try to get a big hot dog M this looks delicious hey Chef peipi can you make me something no Junior already made your favorite meal mac and cheese now bow down praise me kiss the feet I don't have I can't eat mac and cheese anymore Chef peipe what why because I want to look like Cody Dam Cody how did you get like that I know I know it's a perfectly understandable reaction so I want my body to look like Cody so I can't eat mac and cheese anymore well I need a body like that I need to get like him well then we can't eat mac and cheese shf Pei well what do we eat then um what do we eat Cody I don't know but you do need a big hot dog yeah we really need a huge hot dog girls like huge hot dogs well I can cook a huge hot dog bam I got the hot dog now where's the ladies at that's a pretty scrawny hot dog mine's bigger than that hey I'm working with what God gave me yeah shy girls want big big hot dog how big are you supposed to get like three times bigger than that dang I'll see what I have boom how about that woohoo that's what I'm talking about yeah shfp that's a huge hot dog I'm going to get all the girls wait wait what about me all right Cody we got the big hot dog do you think she'll love me now I don't know Junior I don't see what she's supposed to be getting out of this yeah I wouldn't want this big hot dog yeah the Bun's not even that big it looks like it just be messy yeah I want a normal siiz hot dog yeah anyway girls are weird um give me your number so I can FaceTime her and show her the hot dog okay Cody spit it out why' you eat the hot dog I'm sorry Junior I just can't help myself hot dogs are my favorite food whenever I see a hot dog I eat it yeah I know okay so now that I don't have a big hot dog and I don't have ABS the only thing I can have left is money that's how I get her Junior you'd have to have millions of dollars for a girl to like you yeah and I can't raise millions of dollars okay there has to be another way to get a body like you Cody well we could call a doctor maybe there's some kind of surgery he could do yeah yeah let's call a doctor yeah hey there somebody call a do wow you are gorgeous oh my God how do how does somebody even begin to look like you well that's why I called you because I want you to help me look like him look like him no no I don't think I can help you with that I think God has to give you that I don't think anyone can help you well there's no surgery you can do to help me look like that surgery no no science can't make that happen what am I going to do carve you out of marble no that's not happening well is there any medicine you can give me to look like him medicine huh all right kid let me tell you the story of a guy named Lance Armstrong ooh ooh he's the guy who landed on the moon no no you're thinking of Neil Armstrong Lance Armstrong was really good at riding bicycles oh cool except he wasn't and he won a whole bunch of races in France except he didn't you see cuz the reason he won all those races is because he was using steroids to make himself stronger and faster and then whenever people found out about it they took away all of his metals and one of his balls well can I do steroids no the whole point of the story is that you wouldn't want to do steroids well he got strong stronger well it also made his hot dog smaller oh well then I can't do that I need a big hot dog I'm trying to get a girl yeah right exactly okay so there's nothing you can do well I mean my advice would be just do whatever this guy tells you cuz whatever he's doing it's working what if he tells me to eat cat poop then I'd be eating cat poop right now if I get to look like that at the end of it I mean Jesus I I want to paint you I mean you you are just incredible you you belong in a museum I mean what what's it like does it feel like you're constantly wearing a suit of armor I mean yeah a little bit oh my God that that is incredible oh oh you you you have a good day I guess I'm just going to give up Cody give up give up well don't instead just listen to the song I made for you you'll be real honky by the end of it okay all right Ken Junior wants to Get Swole like me I know I know I told him it was going to be hard but I think he can do it all right Ken drop us a sick beat and I'll teach Junior how to be honky like me here we go triceps biceps is how I get them how I get them sixpack weight rack is how I get them how I get them dating dudes by sending nudes is how I get them how I get them my hunky B the com goddess how I get them I get them 10 lb weights come on Junior that ain't nothing I can lift anything Easy Bake Oven you want abs not flabs better get to working I've been doing squats might even catch me twerking 5,000 pushups is how I stop my morning women see my body and they start swarming bench pressing ranch dressing I I beating pressing come a teacher it's time to learn a lesson get huny get hunky get huny get get hunky get hunky get hunky H H get hunky get hunky get hunky got get get hunky get hunky get hunky come on Junior get hunky get honky get honky get honky get honky get honky Lou get honky get honky get honky Lou get huny get huny get hunky I'm huny I'm huny I'm huny yeah you are I'm huny I'm hunky I'm hunky H me I'm hunky I'm hunky I'm hunky hell yeah I'm huny I'm finally huny yeah Cody baby are you here hey baby ew where's Cody um he's not here right now but check out my hot abs aren't I hot e no wait yeah I'm hot have the same body as Cody you like Cody cuz of his body right no I don't like Cody because of his body I like Cody because his face looks like pizza and I love pizza what what hey um Daddy can I go outside and try to eat my golf ball no Jeffy it's raining outside Jeffy how many times do we have to tell you do not eat golf balls well then why they look so yummy they don't well they look like marshmallows jff Mario why is it raining so badly I don't know let's turn on the Weather Channel and see what happens breaking newsuk a hurricane named hurricane Sally is hitting us right now it's a category 2 storm so stay inside oh what's that we have word now that reporter Goodman is on scene to tell us how bad it is how bad is it good it's bad a hurricane I didn't know where a hurricane was hitting Mario we have to prepare we need supplies we need food water ice flashlights batteries and gas there's your gas right there Mommy roselina we don't have to prepare everything's going to be fine it's just a little bit of rain and wind but Mario it's a category too that ain't nothing um D what's your hurricane a hurricane is a big storm that just destroys everything well I want to be a hurricane you can't be a hurricane Jeffy well why does sh get to to be one Sally's not a real person it's just the name of the storm Jeffy well Daddy when I grow up I want to be the biggest hurricane ever well you'll never be a hurricane Jeffy well Danny since you don't believe in me I'm going to grow up and be the biggest baddest hurricane ever and then you're going to see me on the news so he's so stupid Mario I'm really worried there's nothing to worry about baby it's just a little bit of rain and wind for everyone look out for Hurricane Jeffy I'm going to destroy everything in my [Applause] pass uh Jeffy why are you destroying the living room and hissing like a cat cuz I'm a hurricane Junior you're a hurricane how' you become one of those well I was watching TV and I saw this girl named sh and she became a hurricane and now everyone's afraid of her but she's a total too but she blows like a 10 Junior and she's got a whole lot of [ __ ] what's [ __ ] wind and precipitation oh she sounds so hot well if you want to meet her she's right outside she's outside like right now yeah I'm so nervous I'm not ready to meet her I need some advice some sha peipi all right oh man that won't fit I bought the wrong size well it's not the first time I bought the wrong size for something that's not going to fit hey Chef peipe can I ask you for some dating advice no Junior not right now I'm trying to make some food just in case the power goes out stupid hurricane Sally Sally you know about her too yes Junior everybody knows about her she's dangerous She's Dangerous yes but is she bad though yes she's bad and she's huge oh she's a big girl that's why everyone's saying she's a two no she's a category two but she's nothing to play with well what if I think I can handle her Junior you can't handle her she'll blow you away oh how bad is she what Junior hurricanes are nothing to play with they could take your car your house maybe even your life what she look like what Jun what are you talking about I think I'm thinking with the wrong headshot I'm going to go outside and see her Junior don't go outside what's wrong with you uh Sally um I really like you and I heard you're bad and I don't care if you're a two I think you're a 10 and I think big girls need love too so I'd like to be your boyfriend Sally just you can give me your answer later oh shf peee I didn't see Sally what do you mean you didn't see her she's huge hey sh you stop talking about my girlfriend like that what yeah I know you think she's a two but she's a 10 to me and just because she's fat I love big girls I think they need love Junior it's a hurricane what are you going Jeffy I'm a hurricane oh my God Mario oh Mario this storm sounds like it's getting worse it's just wind and rain it's not getting worse Mario what's wrong Chef Chef's destroying the entire house he is Jeffy what Jeffy what are you doing I told you I'd be a hurricane daddy Jeffy you're going to clear up this mess right now you can't stop a hurricane [Music] Daddy what's wrong Mario go ahead tell her Jeffy thinks he's a hurricane he's destroying the entire house I'm sure he's not destroying the entire house Mario just my kitchen yeah in the living room he's making a huge mess Mario we'll clean it up later he's letting his imagination wander well he needs to stop wandering around my kitchen and making a mess oh no the power went out no I'm scared of the dark what are we going to do oh you know what that was so annoying I think I want to date men now oh okay look we knew knew this was going to happen uh hurricanes make the power go out so look we knew this was going to happen so what's the first thing we got to do oh Mario do we have to reproduce now cuz she's the only girl here oh that's why I'm scared of the dark Mario oh look look look okay we need to look for flashlight does anybody know where a flashlight is oh I have a flashlight on my phone okay grab that see oh God woman I'm blind yeah put it that way yeah okay we need to go find Jeffy first so I mean it shouldn't be hard to find he's going around saying what's go look for him uh Rosalina can you shine your flashlight down the stairs so I can see sure Mario thank you but what if he's upstairs I didn't think about that where's the light sorry Mario oh you you good Mario oh I think I broke my back Mario do you see Jeffy anywhere he's throwing chairs in the dining room Jeffy stop doing that didn't have to oh come on Jeffy where are you uh shfp why are the lights off because of Sally Junior she turn the lights off yes probably because you guys keep calling her fat so she feels ugly so she turns the lights off so we can't see her what Junior no you hav't confused Sally is not a person it's a hurricane yeah you guys keep saying she's nasty and stuff well maybe her neet game's like a giraffe you know big girl's hungry junior junior if you want to see Sally I will show you Sally come here well right now I'm really nervous should I see it right now yes I will show you Sally come here see Junior that's Sally She's Dangerous wait why are the street lights on hello wait who are you oh my name's Sally I got lost and it's raining can I come inside sh baby she's not fat what this isn't the Sally I was talking about Junior I'm sorry Sally everyone's been calling you a two it's category two it's a real stor look I don't have time to deal with this look look I don't think you're a two I've been thinking your 10 this whole time and I didn't even see you and you don't have to turn the lights off I don't think you're ugly so you can come to my my room okay turn the lights back on all right so this is my bed see I got Thomas sheets maybe I can call my friend over later and we can run a Thomas on you oh I like trains you're so pretty I don't know why everyone said so much bad stuff about you they do yeah you're all over the news I am yeah they keep saying you're a two and that you're fat and dangerous and apparently you play the trombone cuz your mouth getting crazy you blow really good oh that's not nice yeah so I don't know I don't care what they say all I care about is that you with me now and I'm always going to treat you great um do you have a phone so I can call my parents you want me to meet your parents yeah I'll get my phone okay hello Mom Dad I was at the park and it started raining and I found a house and they let me in and some kid told me the news is saying I'm fat and a number two oh you're going to come get me okay see you soon oh what did they say about me oh man I don't want to embarrass you you think you think your parents are going to like me oh I need to impress them I need to brush my teeth I need to put on deodorant oh I'm so nervous why are you so nervous I've never met A hurricane's parents are they mean are they nice oh I don't know Jeffy where you at oh he's in the pantry Mario the street lights on but the street lights are on yes that doesn't make any why don't we have power I don't know let me go check the second Breer Jeffy stop it jff stop it you are not a hurricane babo b b Baboo what what Mario maybe if you tell him he is a hurricane he'll stop that doesn't make any sense that's not going to work Daddy I'm hungry for Destruction Jeff Jeffy actually you know what you are a hurricane you're the biggest strongest meanest most dangerous hurricane of them all I want you to keep doing it because that makes me proud well now I don't want to do it anymore that's lame it actually worked a somebody messed with it Mario we have power what the power's back on how did that happen Jeffy must have turned him off when he thought he was a hurricane oh you know before your parents pick us up I was thinking maybe we should Porky Pig um I'm Jewish I don't eat pork well I'm a whole lot of turtle what's wrong ew e you look better with the lights off I thought you were fat what E I don't want someone who's pretty I'm a chubby chaser I thought they was cushion for the pushing ew what what did I do you're a total to with the lights on with the lights off you're a 10 get out of my house a all right we survived the Jeffy hurricane and you're lucky daddy cuz y'all was going to keep going but now we have to survive the real hurricane that's happening outside at least we still have power Mario at least we have still power that's what you sound like sit down all right so now let's just sit here and we have hour we have food everything's back to normal hey Daddy you know how I wanted to be a hurricane well I don't want to be a hurricane anymore I want to be an earthquake Jeff stop booger bad booger let go the pillow Marvin what's wrong baby booger is destroying the pillow bad Boog Jeffy what up daddy your damn dinosaur won't stop chewing on the pillow stop him bad booger bad bad bad okay we're all just yelling at him Jeffy grab him let's grab booger no bite in the pillow okay just me me he just bit me Marvin what's gotten into booger he's been destroying everything lately I don't know he just bit me we should call him vent and see if he has mad cow disease um daddy booger is not a cow well I know Jeffy I just want to make sure he doesn't have rabies I'm calling a vet hey there somebody call a vet on his lunch break see the chicken leg I put this chicken down an hour ago the family still crying but I told him don't worry Mr cluckin is delicious so what do you want so vet do I call you vet I don't know can I call you unemployed bald man well listen look I have this pet dinosaur and he won't stop destroying stuff and acting crazy we don't know why he's acting like that uhhuh well I'm not an expert but it seems to me like he's a dinosaur and that's just what dinosaurs do but I I want him to act like a house cat you know I want him just lay around and sleep well you know what they say you can't turn a [ __ ] into a housewife so why would you be able to turn a dinosaur into a house cat I I think that's how the saying goes look my main point is my first wife was a [ __ ] Marvin maybe booger is lonely and we should get him another dinosaur friend oh yeah two dinosa that seems like a good idea you know cuz the first dinosaur is destroying everything so yeah a second dinosaur should even things out this is turning into Jurassic Park well baby I don't even know where we' get another pet dinosaur from well I guess you could always get a portal gun that'll open a portal through time and then just grab a dinosaur out of the past but I don't know where you'd get one of those so don't even ask me yeah baby I don't know what we're going to do you know actually my great-grandfather was a tinkerer he would Tinker from time to time and I think one time he tinkered up a portal gun like that I think I have it laying around the attic somewhere so can we have it m I guess I can take a look for it here hold my chicken leg don't bite it it's mine all right I'm back behold the portal gun 5,000 this bad boy can open up a portal to any place and any time but it doesn't have very much juice left I think we only have one shot at this okay so what's the plan okay the plan is I'm going to open up a portal up there then we're going to take some kind of food and tie a string to it and throw it through the portal and go fishing for a dinosaur why don't we use your chicken leg a I wanted that okay hey lady woman um Rose no that's a kind of flower okay what you're going to do is tie a string to that chicken leg right now no 2 years from now go fine really you picked her to be your wife what's the rest of the plan okay so what we're going to do is whenever she gets back eventually with my chicken leg with a string on it we're going to throw it through the portal and whenever we feel a tug on the string we know a dinosaur's biting it then we just yank the dinosaur through the portal why don't we just go in the portal and grab the dinosaur ourselves are you kidding me I don't want to go back to dinosaur times it's scary what if we get stuck there there's no McDonald's or Hulu Okay your plan's good okay good where's my goddamn chicken leg it's right here okay good you hold on to that okay let's make this portal everybody stand back oh buger come back oh cool it actually worked all right throw the chicken leg in it okay give it to me give it to me okay all right now we just have to wait for something to pull on the string who wa that's a big one oh man whatever dinosaur this is must love chicken whoa Marvin he's fighting me help me he's pulling really hard yeah I know the way he's pulling you think he was my ex-wife you know cuz she's fat and she loves food oh where'd he go o o o o that chicken was good he can talk huh I guess when scientists found dinosaur fossils they didn't find out if they could talk or not can you guys please give me some old chicken please were you're hungry oh I'm so hungry all I've had today is a Happy Meal a Happy Meal so they did have McDonald's back then I guess we can go to KFC or popey oh the KFC or the poopy yeah but the reason we brought you here is because we have another dinosaur that we want you to hang out with oh is it my cousin Pooky cuz his ass only $5 I I don't know if it's a Pooky but booger get in here oh here go Pooky ass you owe me $5 oh don't you run away from me Pooky you know you owe me money oh so that is Pooky yeah that Pooky right there okay well look how about we'll go get you some KFC or some Popeyes and you can eat that but we need you to hang out with booger and teach him how to act right okay I ain't no babysitter unless you going to pay me some money oh we'll pay you in chicken so okay so you teach booger how to act normal and I'm going to go get you some chicken by okay well I did everything I came here to do so I guess I'm just going to take my Tinker gun and go home all right I got you a big bucket a KFC chicken oh thank you so much you so good to me what your name is white boy my name is Marvin oh Marvin the chicken man what's your name my name is your boy douge douge no your boy douge I have to say that your boy part every time yeah or else ain't going to know who you talking to all right your boy douge this is your bucket of chicken oh my chicken thank you so much you got anything to drink uh yeah let me see what I got all right the only thing we had to drink was grape Kool-Aid oh the Kool-Aid is it good yeah it's good I mean I don't know look at the ingredients and see if there's anything you don't like rainbow FL bips how about I make you a glass of it all right all right here's your glass of water wait wait a minute you already ate all the chicken yeah it was really good can I please get some more chicken maybe try the papy but no you're not getting any more chicken you still got to have some Kool-Aid oh that purple is koola yeah I'm going to pour some in the cup all right all right now drink that oh that was so good can I have some more well you haven't finished the glass yet but I still want you to put a little bit more Kool-Aid in there oh you want more Kool-Aid yeah all right that's enough can you put a little bit more in there well I don't want to overflow it well I want you to do what Olive gone does when they put the cheese on the salad I'll tell you when to stop okay keep going keep going okay this seems like it's a lot no please keep going oh okay I I don't think I don't think we should put anymore no keep going I ain't tell you to stop yet I don't want it it's it's overflowing all right that's good okay that's good all right there you go your boy douge there's your Kool-Aid thank you so much now I'm going to get booger so or or your your cousin Pooky just don't make a mess booger stop it all right your boy douge can you please stop booger from being a bad dinosaur how's I supposed to do that I don't know he destroys stuff and I want him to stop it I mean I could try hey stop it well I've done all I can do hey Marvin you mind if I get some more purple Kool-Aid and Fried Chickens no no more Kool-Aid and fried chicken until we stop booger from being bad hey Daddy C play Call of Duty but no Jeffy no Call of Duty until you finish your chores but I don't want to do my chores go do your chores JY a what's a call I do this it's a video game that Jeffy plays like a shooting game well can I try to play it I mean are you're a dinosaur can you even play it I mean I can try look I'm so good at the game we really need to focus on booger Marvin can I please have the M packs how much are the M packs $20 plus tax and fees look here's my wallet all I want you to do is grab my credit card out of it and all you can do is buy the M packs do not buy anything else but the mat packs you hear me okay you can trust me all right booger I'm about to go shopping boy I'm about to get me some new shoes about to give me a chain about to give me a hat your boy doggy don't take his wallet buter stay still stay still oh he just bit me oh F I'm looking clean boy your boy doggy huh where'd you get all this stuff your wallet my wallet how with those shoes $500 what $500 what dollar what $500 how much with that chain Three Stacks three Stacks like Oreos double stuff well I told you only to buy the map packs oh I forgot about the map packs hold on let me get those real quick no no no no you got to go well where we going no no not where we going where you're going you're going back to prehistoric times I don't want to leave here I get fried chicken I get col Duty and I get purple this Kool-Aid yeah but you're overstay you're welcome you're supposed to help with the booger oh you need help with the booger yeah here get that booger out no no the the dinosaur Oh you mean Pooky ratchet ass Pooky get in here boy man stop being a [ __ ] I do what I can did well no no no I am calling the V you're going back hey there you call me back ask me about the bacon why do you have bacon I just put down Porky Pig so That's all folks well listen I want this second dinosaur to leave oh how about that the second dinosaur was a bad idea who could have seen that coming well listen this dinosaur is not destroying stuff he's just spending my money and mooching off me yeah it sounds like my first wife so look I want him to go so can you like grab that portal gun make a portal and we throw him back you know what we should have done is done that to begin with and have no dinosaurs because dinosaurs shouldn't be pets okay yeah you know if you make a portal I'll throw both dinosaurs in the portal and we won't have any more dinosaurs okay well lucky for you I already brought my portal gun cuz I thought this might happen all right so so make the portal everybody stand back it it's it's not working well shake it till something comes out it's not my wiener that's an old vet joke I'll try again nope nothing's happening I think it's out of juice well we Tinker with it make make something happen hey I'm not the tinkerer my great-grandfather was I can't just Tinker a portal gun like this okay well think of something that's a good one but no really I can't fix this so I'm stuck with him yeah it looks like it oh where am I going to sleep well no no can I take them to like the pound or like like let them loose outside no no no no no no no if anybody found out what we were doing here I'm pretty sure the CIA would kill us dinosaurs are not supposed to be here and besides you can't just let him loose in the wild what if he mates with a goose or something you have like a dino Goose nobody wants that okay so I have to stick with he has to stay here yeah at least until we make another portal gun okay your boy douge you get to stay here but there's going to be some rules okay what type of rules all right well you're going to help with booger every day what no more tissue Bo no boogers your stupid dumb cousin Pooky okay well I ain't doing nothing for Pooky until he gave me my $5 okay I'll get you your $5 okay that's fine so so what do dinosaurs eat um people okay yeah how about you just eat chicken every day would that be good okay I love me some KFC and I love me some Kool-Aid okay so you get chicken and Kool-Aid but you'll help with booger I mean Pooky every day so thank you vet thank you for trying can you just see if you get the portal gun to work in the future I I guess I'll try well baby it looks like we have two dinosaurs at least Pooky has a friend but don't call him Pooky oh Marvin I still need to M peps so guys what do you want to do today I don't know guys guys guys guess what I got what the first copy of Grand Theft Auto 6 no you don't then how's it in my hand huh huh it's probably fake no it's not dude it's legit where'd you get it from Joseph I got a friend whose friends who's friends dad works at rockstar no he doesn't yes he does dude I'm telling you this is the first copy right here let me see guys this is clearly just Call of Duty and they scribbled over the name and wrote GTA 6 on the bottom in Sharpie dude they had to disguise it I have the first copy they didn't want anybody else to know nah well guys we got to play it yeah it's in VR dude we have to play it nah get this fake crap out of here where you going Cody wow he's being really lame today yeah he's such a loser dude but you said it's VR it is VR dude real Graphics okay Jeffy let's play it Jeffy you play it first okay okay I'm going put it in the system dude okay put it in the system all right Jeffy put this headset on is it on right yeah I just put it on you all right dude the game is in the system how's the graphics it looks like real life it looks like real life oh man this is so unreal okay so what do you see Jeffy I see you guys they put us in the game I'm a celebrity they put us in the game and I see the living room too they put my living room in the game Joseph oh that's crazy oh Jeffy run around and beat people up and steal cars yeah I can do that yeah it's just a video game you're not going to get in trouble for it okay where you going Jeffy Dude where's Jeffy going winess in my mouth winess in my mouth I'm about to have winess in my mouth no homo no homo no homo no homo no homo a little homo wait Jeffy what are you doing in my kitchen I'm playing Grand Theft Auto [ __ ] wait it came out no way yeah and it's on VR oh my God that is crazy how's the graphics oh it's really realistic you're even in the game I'm in the game nobody told me this that's crazy oh man can you beat up people uh let me see so realistic wow this map is huge I'm going to go explore wow check out these Graphics oh check out that car I'm going to see if I can steal it hey get out of the road shitthead roads are for cars [ __ ] hey what are you doing hey get out of my car get back here he's stealing my car oh my God I can't believe I just stole this car this game is awesome I'm going to turn around and run that guy over hello police this guy just stole my car I'm going to squash you like a bug it is going to hit me yay 500 points I just turned him into road kill I'm going see if I can find another one we Tyler don't play in the road don't tell me what to do Mom and look out for cars look out for the is nuts ha watch your tone Tyler shut up [ __ ] oh look at this kid he's about to get cream oh my God Ty damn that kid is dunon Rings this game is so fun okay Simmons two aces all right go fish what Simmons we're playing poker well then draw four that's Uno do you not know how to play poker poker I hardly know her hold on Simmons the radio all units be on the lookout for a stolen red Lamborghini using a hit and run you hear that Simmons a stolen car we should keep an eye out H I don't see it maybe we should go back to our card game oh there it is m h i don't know Simmons it is red I don't think that's the car but I think we should follow it just in case all right M sounds good I'm going to take this thing to the paint shop and get it painted Barney purple oh the police are behind me oh this should be fun I'm going to pull [Music] over okay Simmons we pulled them over but I don't think it's the criminal cuz if it was he wouldn't have just pulled over in a stolen car he would have run should we invite him to play poker not yet let's make sure it's not the criminal first so I'm going to go talk to him you stay here and Google the rules to Poker all right oh do I have a surprise for them I'm going to do the grenade launcher cheat code squared circle triangle up down left right square right bumper left bumper excuse me sir is this car stolen holy [ __ ] that's a grenade launcher Simmons Simmons I think I finally learned how to play Pokémon he has a grenade launcher well that be a full house say hello to my little friend holy [ __ ] oh I guess it's just a Nerf toy can't do any damage holy [ __ ] Simmons no he never learned how to play poker I'm going to kill you you bastard how are you going to beat a tank is that a tank where didd he get a tank from your mom's house take this oh my God dispatch this match I'm currently hiding behind a pole the psycho has a goddamn tank he's blowing up cars and [ __ ] this is the best game ever now die coverers Jesus Christ he's shooting at me with a minigun this is a goddamn nightmare oh man I ran out of bullets I'm going to do the more ammunition cheat code you're under arrest get on the ground don't hit me stop it you're under arrest okay you have the right to remain silent you know what screw it come on you're going to jail order order order order order order order Jeffy you are being accused of going on quite a Crim spree I have the charges written here on my hand let's see Grand Theft Auto attempted vehicular homicide assault assaulting a police officer assaulting a police vehicle using a grenade launcher using a grenade launcher to destroy said police vehicle and driving a tank did I miss anything I'm suing and a lawsuit Jeffy how do you explain your criminal behavior on the town wow this game is really realistic oh I see you think life is just one big video game well I've said it before I think video games are corrupting the minds of our children we will now speak to your victims to to see if you have any remorse for your behavior he stole my Lamborghini and hit me with it your honor he broke my neck and my weer doesn't work anymore what girl's going to want to date someone whose wear doesn't work and whose neck is broken I'd like to advocate for the electric chair your honor he ran over my little boy Tyler your honor he did it on purpose I want to see him locked away for a really long time well your honor he shot at me and then he blew up my squad car with a grenade launcher with my partner still inside so you know barbecue chicken I have to tell his family about that and then he had a tank I don't even know where the hell that came from well if you break into the military base you can steal the tank did did you just hear that Yan he just admitted to breaking into a military base I mean that has to be like the highest crime I mean that's Federal might even be a war crime for all I know I mean ow and he just hit me again you onor he hit me did you see that yes I did see that and another assault charge Jeffy now that we have heard from all of your victims do you feel any remorse whatsoever for your festar wanted level Crim spree I'm just trying to see if there's any cheat codes to lower my wanted level well Jeffy you're going to quickly learn that there are no cheat codes to life there is no up down up down left right left right ba a start in real life because real life has real consequences so what punishment should I give for all of those crimes I mean Guilty By the way obviously let's see oh the tank oh the tank I'm thinking life H can I give him life how does that sound did did anybody die barbecue chicken did he die is he okay I do think he perished in the car explosion but I I don't think that's Canon I think that might just be for this video cuz like usually when people die in videos they they do return unless it's like a really big deal like like jeffy's Mom in the SML movie for his 18th birthday and even that's like kind of iffy like she she might come back I mean we all used to be turtles so I mean anything goes really I mean Joseph used to be rich I what happened to that we I mean we knocked that off after the backlash you know so I mean it's up to you man so he did die in this video so I can sentence him to life or what million billion Dillion jillion gillion gazillion years whichever comes fast but I believe in the world of Second Chances so if you can beat me in a game of I spy I will let you go I spy with my little Li something guilty you all right come on you get on my imaginary horse all right get in there you that was a fun horse ride but that's the last fun you're ever going to have cuz you're going to rot in jail Jeffy we heard about all the terrible stuff you've been doing doing you were such a good boy how could you do those things yeah what's wrong with you Jeffy well I was just playing my new Grand Theft Auto 6 game on VR it makes it really realistic Jeffy this is not a video game this is real life you hurt real people well DD I know it feels like real life because of the VR headset but right now I'm on the stuck in jail Mission and it's really hard so I think I'm going to have to use cheat codes to get out of this jail sale there's no cheat codes to get out Jeffy yes there is D I'm going to use the break out of jail cheat code right now left down right up left bumper right bumper left stick right stick what it worked I told you it would work Daddy but we got to get out of here cuz I think my wed level's back up I forgot to lock the stupid jail cell hopefully he didn't break out what a man wow dny that mission was really hard I'm done playing this game for a while Jeffy you're not playing a video game this is real life you really just escaped jail I know Daddy the graphics are really realistic no Jeffy you're a wanted criminal freeze thought you could just break out out of jail and then come back home huh what a rookie mistake well back to jail you go no no officer is there any way I can just talk to you for a second I'm listening all right listen Jeffy did not know he was committing those crimes he thinks he's playing a video game that doesn't really seem like a good enough excuse for killing my partner shooting at me with a tank and running over a kid with a stolen car I don't care what kind of schizophrenic episode he had so there's nothing I can do no there's nothing you can do is that Grand Theft Auto 6 yeah how did you get it it's not even out yet well my friend friend's dad's dad works at rockstar no he doesn't get out of here Cody oh man I would do anything just to play it wait I got an idea what if we give you Grand Theft Auto 6 and you let Jeffy go well the judge already thinks jeffy's in jail and I'm the only prison guard so I guess Jeffy could just disappear yeah you know what you have a deal all right Jeffy you got lucky this time did you learn your lesson I don't even know what I did wrong I was just playing a video game okay yeah see this is obviously Just Call of Duty and then somebody wrote GTA 6 on the bottom and Sharpie well we already made the deal no baxis damn it oh you guys got me with the no baxis okay you guys win this time you little rascals oh man Marvin it's nice just having a boy's day you know sitting back watching TV drinking some bruskies it is nice okay I'm pissed I'm going home wait what happened I got hit in the head with this foot ball that's a soccer ball oh Marvin most of the world calls this a foot ball hey daddy have you seen my checkerboard ball it's not called a checkerboard ball Jeffy it's called a soccer ball all right well then King me Daddy but you can't play Checkers on it Jeffy it's a soccer ball what are you supposed to do with it you're supposed to kick it oh like this I mean yeah but you could also hit it with your head okay what no you're supposed to hit it in the air okay like this wa Marvin did you see that that was incredible your son could be a football player really the news breaking news UK world famous soccer player Lionel Messi has turned down a $1.6 billion deal from the Saudi Arabian football team to play for the Miami soccer team they should have offered it to me I would have played soccer in Saudi Arabia for $1.6 billion he turned down $1.6 billion just a kick a ball around yeah Marin football is the biggest sport in the world it is yeah 3.2 billion people watch it I guess they were offering him like 50 cents per viewer I wish someone would offer me a billion dollars to kick a stupid soccer ball I just got an idea you know how your son just hit that ball that was sick I bet if we called up the Saudi Arabians and told them that your son was the next big football player they'd give him a billion dollar contract he's never played soccer in his life well maybe if you stop calling it soccer they'll believe us and look if they do take it and give him a billion dollar contract we can split the money because I came up with this idea if they give him a billion dollar contract I'll split the money with you okay I'm going to go call the Saudi Arabians hey Marvin I got Prince Abu Dhabi the owner of the Saudi Arabian football team Prince Abu Dhabi heard that you have the next biggest football player oh we do he he's right there yeah here's Jeffy oh sorry I had a remote my ass Jeffy nice to meet you he does not look like a football player oh oh he is Marvin give him a football let's show him what he can do I don't know where the soccer ball is what did you just call it uh he he said he said fball morvin f the [ __ ] uh show them what you can do Jeffy oh I like that [ __ ] yeah yeah you like that [ __ ] so can we have a billion dollars please well not quite but I'll tell you what my fotb team it's playing against the French Bulldogs tomorrow so if your Jeffy goes on my team and we win I'll give him a one billion dollar contract but but the French Bulldogs have never lost exactly well we're going to play him and we're going to win cuz I'm going to coach him what what do you know about football I've seen the movie Kicking and Screaming starring Will frell and Mike dka oh you got this [ __ ] okay I will see you tomor yeah all right Marvin we just made a billion dollars no we didn't Jeffy has to apparently somehow beat the best team in soccer well we can do that well no you can't you're a coach of soccer and you don't even have legs Marvin I've always wanted to be a soccer player do you know how hard it is to not have legs I can't even ride horses I just fall off the back we're going to lose we're not going to get a billion dollars well it's worth a try come on Jeffy okay Jeffy this is the soccer field this is where they said the game was going to be hey Jeffy how's it going you see your team over [Music] there [Applause] oh my God Jeffy they're amazing it's not going to be hard at all to win oh no that's not your team over there that's the French Bulldogs your team is over there pass it pass it pass it pass it pass it pass it I said pass it you distracted me oh dear God they suck so bad oh yeah this the camer anyway good luck well come on Jeffy let's go meet your team okay okay listen this is how you kick the ball into the goal you missed I'm doing my best okay uh Hey everybody oh are you the guy we called about forfeiting uh no I'm actually the coach and this is your new teammate Jeffy is he good well I've only ever seen him hit a ball with his head he can do that that means he's good yeah so how long do we have to practice uh game starts now yeah oh hello and welcome to the professional football exhibition game between the French Bulldogs and the Saudi Arabian camels the match will start now both teams take center field okay I'm going to give you guys a quick pep talk to make sure we win oh no we're not going to beat them the French Bulldogs are undefeated well let's pretend they're not but they are okay well let's pretend they're not see Jeffy here's going to get a billion doll contract if we win so if we win I'm going to give you guys like 20 million each that seem fair that's nothing I make 50 million per game and I make $110 million a season why because Saudi Arabia has money yeah it seems like it but he's going to get a billion dollars I'm not going to try as hard now cuz I want a billion dollars you know I just got my nails done so I'm you can't use your hands in football dude she's the goalie oh well okay well Jeffy just play like you're going to win a billion okay okay it's time for the coin toss France since you're the away team heads or tails heads I said it was heads okay France go first hey man listen I already know you guys are going to win so good game to the hell jelly donut to you too uh coach where do I go just go out into the field and try to steal the ball from them oh you silly Americans you can't be the French yeah I get it you're very good no we we yeah I know I don't have any pants on Hey listen how much money do you make a billion dollars i s my life away Jesus I can't bribe you either how much money do this goddamn sport make a lot uh coach can you get off the field oh yeah sorry oh man I hope Jeffy wins hello you silia melan are you the coach of the Saudi Arabian team uh yeah I am well you are going to lose badly I'm sorry who are you I am the coach of the French team Jo P Fran why you wearing a rain coat jock because it's going to rain from it te you're are going to be crying yeah well smoking's bad for you first team to score three go wins let the match [Music] begin stop it stop it stop it stop it that is what I am talking about suck on these f n come on goalie you didn't even try your players ran into each other like a cartoon get up you idiots what are you doing patic that's one national heroes yeah you baby that is another goal that makes it two to zero one more goal and we win okay time out huddle up everybody oh guys what the hell is going on out there coach I don't want to be goalie anymore I know clearly you keep running away from the ball and I hate running around oh okay then beard guy you be the new goalie and you girl and Jeffy you run around and try to score [Music] points I got it I got it oh my God the goalie's knocked out get up you idiot hit it in woman okay oh I did it yeah two to one we we this pass it pass it oh I can't believe I missed it you are disgrace friend you're disgrace friend you're a disgrace friend you're disgrace friend dis we scored again the game is tied what are you doing you blab Belling idiots stop fighting they just scored again and the game is died I'm sorry I am sorry too you take me to get hambur I take you to get H we get it oh you what are you doing you missed last time you snail eating Bast what did you call me snail eating Bast I'll throw you at the Alpha Tower you are just great to run go it up jum in here [Music] here no no we won we lost screw you I'm selling the team guys we did it yay we won Jeffy you did it no we did it yeah won coach we did it yeah I believed in you guys the whole time no you didn't yeah you're right where's my dad coaching the other team yes he was but look we just won a billion dollars what about our 20 million oh well you guys said you didn't need it and to be honest you don't so come on Jeffy oh hell yes I like that [ __ ] yeah Marvin you hear that we're going to be billionaires wait you actually won yeah Danny I hit the game-winning go with my head so you know what that means celebratory remote in the ass I don't care what you put in your ass you're about to s a billion dollar God CRA Jeffy he's going to be a billionaire all of playing soccer what did you just say I I I said soccer oh hell no what the [ __ ] what the hell Marvin what Marvin why did you have to say soccer well that's that's just what I call it where'd he go he left because you said soccer well we're still going to get the billion dollars right no we just lost a billion dollars because you said the word soccer no no no no the deal was if Jeffy won the game we would get a billion dollar contract it doesn't matter Marvin everybody knows if you say the word soccer or you're associated with someone who says the word soccer you don't know how to play the game well clearly Jeffy knows how to play he won the game no you said soccer he knows where frauds so now what now I'm going to go home because this was a waste of time what I guess I'm just going to watch TV Jeffy do you know where the remote is oh yeah we're here Daddy

Channel: Dr. Junior

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Id: Esx-xco9WUM

Length: 190min 38sec (11438 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 26 2023