SML Movie: Mario's Beautiful Date [REUPLOADED]

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[Music] [Music] [Applause] my cable box he's never coming back dude she's over you know she's over me whoa Oh Bob a.m. cheek sweet your WIC peach oh no no I'm not with her and we're not committed or anything was smash and dash on occasion I'm gonna do right now I'm you should encouraging you do it but first hand me that remote just hand me the damn remote master Oh gotta wash me some Charlie but I can't let Mario kill himself he he'll kill himself I'm Bowser I'm the evil one I'll supposed to kill him oh let me go and stop him okay yeah looks good myself goodbye cruel right Mario what would you forgot your hat you don't want to die without your hat then it wouldn't be an open casket because you would be ugly as hell oh damn it Mario I'm not gonna cut you down killing myself do you care about me no no don't get ahead of yourself Mario I don't care about you it's just if anybody's gonna kill you it's gonna be meat not yourself oh I don't know that's nice or oh it's nice it's a compliment Charlie [ __ ] hello I'm just trying to watch Charlie ok I need to go on a date with a girl to get my confidence up I just just one girl I just need a girl to go on a date with or just I just see a woman well you know what I think I got exactly what you need buddy just hold on just a second big old why you tell me a guy who's bald bald right no it's you who's this Mauser Percy you speak up he sounds so hot and muscular oh man I would do him right now where's the damn it Mario try to make you happy now give me my wig back something go fool people from Craigslist stop putting on a wig I want a real woman a nice beautiful gorgeous woman my god dude stop daydreaming if you if you weren't even want me as a fake girl no one will ever want me look look look I can find a girl that once you do just just you can't yeah yeah cuz if you don't I'm gonna kill myself look we already established this I'm gonna kill you ok Oh before you do that let me leave me with a woman one more time in my life look look I imma find you the perfect girl just just wait here ok oh my god maybe cause they look so cute so baby wait Bowser I'm trying to make many corndogs right now um long story short it kind of needs you to become a woman again wait huh that's what we're thinking about it why do you need me to become a woman again um well see Mario Lee he keeps whining and then complaining about he doesn't have a girlfriend so he needs to go on a date bla bla bla he's gonna kill himself if he doesn't but I don't see how that's gonna benefit me Wow why would I even do it what do I get out of it Bowser Oh No just say something what do I want right now oh I want to punch you you're in the face I mean right in the lip smacker I'm talking about knocking him out and if he cries you can't do nothing about it uh uh okay then wait you're actually gonna let me do it yeah I don't care let's get it get the win hell yeah be a girl get the hit jr. in the face see ya ha ha we'll go outside and knock on the door five minutes I'm gonna go tell Mario he has a date okay I'm so lonely bro what you did yeah she's coming over in like five minutes they should get ready okay she's pretty oh yeah yeah of course she's pretty she's blonde and she has a mustache what a mustache oh yeah yeah she's Italian just like you bro oh okay I guess that's okay well what's her name oh damn what do people with names man oh I can't think of her name listen what is your name what is her name oh yeah her name is lamp lamp lamp likes turn her on like L AM peel ant lamp yep okay well what's her last name Oh her last thing about doorknob yep it's is doorknob lamp doorknob lamp doorknob her full name okay well everybody gets to turn will there I guess it's an exotic name I'll get change the last thing if we get married it's just gonna be lamp Mario's no better oh yeah lamp Mari has a ring to it right not at all it doesn't have a damn ring to it Mario stop playing yourself like a fool well anyway then we have five minutes I should probably put some deodorant on no just take a whole shower what the hell's wrong with you never have time for that okay must be my date okay okay Mario you're not gonna mess this up you're not gonna mess this up you must be a lamp oh my god you're like so beautiful what did you just say your lamp right no no wait what about to say my name was lamp doorknob from Italy from King Italy I'm middle even though my name is not Italian yep don't know oh you're so beautiful oh my god there's your perfect there's nothing there's nothing wrong about you you're so gorgeous thank you Oh No are you gonna let me in it's called his hell out here my nipples could cut diamonds oh yeah oh come on I'm sorry finally okay I had the perfect movie picked out for us tonight oh you do yeah it's some amazing French movie it won an Academy Award and all this stuff what does it call it's called two week pussycat or something I don't know it's something about it's a love story or something I don't know but uh let's just let's just watch it you know just watch together [Music] [ __ ] chat oh my god this is the most romantic movie I've ever seen right no no it's beautiful the beautiful story is no stories I oh no hopefully it'll get better it'll get better whatever are you doing justjust trying to turn off that lamp oh then hunt is way over there you don't need to turn off just just move over that way stay away from me oh okay thank you well you should get in that bed and don't put your arm around me okay what do you think I'm repulsive Oh to an extent but what you don't like me I couldn't like you what do you like about me what about me just says damn I want to get in that about me what about me oh you do got blue overalls that would do it my blue overalls yep uh yeah I would top that I would definitely get in that yep that was okay good okay yeah I guess my blue overalls are kind of stuff you know who else rocks blue overalls in this 21st century like I mean yeah these aren't pretty sexy right yeah they're hot all right what else what else um you have blue eyes yeah I guess I do have blue eyes Wow hey I guess I'm not that bad am I no you're not that bad you pretty cool Wow well then do you think you'd give me a kiss uh uh once I kiss one big kids all I need however just be the happiest man in the world just one kiss come on just one big kiss and I promise I'll just be the happiest guy in the world how about okay you just turn around and let me put my lipstick on I have to okay see me okay all right oh my god buddy kiss the beautiful girl in the world okay here we go you hammered that you gotta what yeah man oh you got in that tail broken wait wait wait wait oh she happily but um she said you were so hot with hot tamale wait really what why did she leave oh oh she just had to leave because um she said you were too much of a man for her wait really yeah you just so much David she's so beautiful I don't want to leave she just had to leave she said she wasn't woman enough for you so you have to get another woman oh well yeah that's how women are I'll never forget her though but she really said I was hot yeah she said you were hot you were steamy and she loved your bald head really yeah well she loved how I shine in the lamplight Wow hey Kim I can't believe she really liked me but yeah I guess I can get any woman I wanted right yeah Wow I guess so I mean put your mind to it and put your hat on and you know you bring a lot of money because Wow a lot I have so much confidence now I don't even need my hat on ladies I am open and I'm available I am so ready to get a new woman in my life hey chef peepee what's up can you give me a sprite for the road I'm about to go celebrate my score and your score yeah last night I scored pretty big with this hot beautiful pow pow pow gorgeous woman oh really yes you scored yeah she was hot she laughed and said I was too much of a man took my time yep she said I was too much of a man as too much she said I deserve a a better woman which I don't see how but if she said it then I got to believe it right you must have been pretty hammered on yeah yeah Bowser said I was hammered I don't remember drinking but I mean if I was hammer I mean my head still hurts so I guess I got hammered yeah you got happeneth I did yeah cleaning cleaning up the mess from when you got hammered yeah well you know what just forget the sprite good talk chef baby I'm gonna go uh take a drive oh I'm outie whatever okay for real can we make a chocolate pudding volcano - wait what are you doing get no no it was so worth it oh my god that was [Music]
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Channel: SML Reuploaded
Views: 456,795
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Keywords: sml, supermariologan, reupload, video, reuploaded, from, mario's, beautiful, date
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Length: 13min 19sec (799 seconds)
Published: Mon Aug 26 2019
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