SML Movie: Junior's Loyalty Test!

all right crra today is the last day of school before Christmas break so we're going to have a free day today we got a free day no work oh hell yeah dude uh you spelled break wrong no I didn't that's how you spell break it's spelled b r e a k that's how you spell break if you broke something this is how you spell break if something is stopping like how a car uses its breaks to stop this is a Christmas break because we are stopping school for your Christmas vacation that's not how that works but okay I'm the teacher Cody not you the teacher is always right but you're wrong all right CR that's it since Cody want to be a smart ass you're going to have homework over Christmas break I'm going to go prepare a packet good going for eyes yeah you flipping neres sorry guys whenever someone makes a spelling mistake I have to just keep pushing and pushing until it ruins everyone's day I freaking hate you Cody you freaking frecker I want to freck your mom so pelia what do you want to do during Christmas break other than a [ __ ] ton of homework sorry well Junior I was really hoping we could spend time together together on Christmas day oh well do you like want a Christmas gift or something cuz I haven't got you anything yeah I want a Christmas present I got you something Junior Christmas is in less than a week well the stores are still open so I can go get your gift today what do you want I really want something but it's really expensive what is it a Harry poop on necklace hariry poop on what the [ __ ] you think my [ __ ] rich rich what's a Harry poop on necklace Junior hariry poon is the most name brand showof expensive necklace there is all the white girls want one yep well how expensive is it well funky rap terms [ __ ] about a band or two sounds about right Lil Wayne did say I'm richer than a [ __ ] without the hairry poop on yeah he did say that little Wayne does love hairry poop on necklaces $1 to $2,000 for a necklace you don't have to get it for me but I really want it and and think about this junior if you got me something like that I could like never break up with you cuz what other boyfriend could get me something like that H I mean you could never break up with me if I got it for you it's like an investment that's so much homework thank thanks Cody sorry I threw my [ __ ] away dude I'm not doing homework on Christmas I'm already on Christmas break you're right I'm going look at these hairy poon necklaces ah Junior you're not actually going to buy one of those are you I might get her one of the cheap ones like look this one's only $930 dude you can't see that Pebble it's so small she's not going to like that well how about I get her the $2,500 one how are you going to even afford that I was thinking I could steal my Dad's credit card and buy the necklace and hopefully he doesn't see the charge until after I give her the necklace but but by that time she'll be my property Junior you're not going to own her just because you bought her a necklace she said if I buy her this necklace she'll never leave me dude she's not an indenter servant yeah she can say anything it doesn't mean it's true she could still leave you well I'll tell her look I'll only give you this necklace if you sign this contract saying I own you okay well even if she agreed to do that it's not legal to own a person well what stupid idiot would make that rule Abraham Lincoln why'd he do that oh I guess he made a good decision I I guess what do you mean I guess we just guess it now look let's just go back to the hairy poop on so if I buy her this necklace it would be stupid cuz she could just leave me anywhere yes okay so then I should test her loyalty before I spend so much money on a Christmas gift what how you going to do that I'll hire a really hot guy to ask Penelope for a number and if she gives her number she's a cheating [ __ ] and I won't give her the necklace oo I like this plan dude I don't know this doesn't seem fair to Penelope not fair if she gives her number she's a cheater if she says I have a boyfriend then she's loyal what's not fair about it well what if she gives him a fake number that's still cheating because you're entertaining it yeah of course if she gives the guy a fake number the guy might think she made a mistake and said oh she got a number wrong she really was into me she saw my my weener imprint my pant she liked it yeah that doesn't seem like cheating to me if a girl asked me for my number I would say I have a girlfriend I'm loyal go away cuz that's my boy he loyal mhm Junior you would not say that well that's because we're dogs you know we're just trying to get our next bone yeah yeah if a girl ask for our number we're going to say yes especially if it's a 10 out of 10 Coke bottle shaped ass busting out the frames type [ __ ] well that's why it doesn't seem fair to Penelope because you're getting a 10 out of 10 guy to ask her well girl should stay loyal Cody so so I think I should do this I'm going to hire a really hot guy to see if she'll give her number away okay well who are you going to hire a dude I know the perfect guy my homeboy Stanley man he pulls all the hoes he has seven on his roster right now is he hot bro he [ __ ] keeps his dick wet I'm telling you smooth as butter real player made ass [ __ ] look we went to a party one time and I had this girl she was 11 out of 10 bro she was really feeling me hot as hell but then I walked away to get a drink next thing you know she's upstairs with Stanley getting it on you can't leave him alone with a girl for longer than 30 seconds bro yeah he picks Pock his [ __ ] has slight of hand Pro oh Juggernog bro he has every perk available wait why have I never heard of this guy cuz he likes vagina Cody not penis look I'm going to go and get it real quick uh junior aren't you a little worried about Stanley he seems a little overqualified for this job he might actually steal your girlfriend well that's what I want I want a guy so hot that she would cheat so I know not to buy her this necklace but I don't think it's just going to be a job for him here's my man Stan Lee Stan Lee is Dead Oh you mean Stanley hey Stanley we've heard so much about you and your penis what's up guys where are the women at That's my boy man he stay on the prow he can't be stopped that's him oh yes he is him himothy Mr metal detect the dick looking for the hoes so Stanley I like your shirt thank you it stands for equality which means any girl can get it I like fat Asians lardy Latinas obese white women and big booty black [ __ ] all of the above my boy well I have a job for you Stanley and it includes women so don't be nervous okay what is it so I have this girlfriend and I want to see if she would cheat on me so I want you to go up to her and ask for her number and if she gives you her number then I know to break up with her okay can I Pap I mean you can do whatever you want I just want to see if she'll cheat on me oh I guarantee she'll cheat yeah my boy guarantees it it's in the fine print yeah so where is she okay so here's the plan I was going to call her and tell her to come over here and tell her I was hanging out with you and then I was going to go use the bathroom and then while you're alone with her on the couch that's when you ask for her number okay all right so Cody Joseph you hide behind the couch okay got you bro I'm going to call Penelope so Penelope meet my new friend Stanley what up hi oh man my stomach hurts I got to go use the bathroom I'm going to leave you two alone you would never chat on me right no Junior I'll be right back so how's it going good just hanging out all right I only have a shirt on wait do you have a mustache yeah I'm not wearing any underwear how old are you 15 you should totally lift up my shirt how do you know Junior today what that doesn't answer my question you're really pretty can I get your number no I'm not comfortable with that H she must have put up some sort of dumb [ __ ] force field that prevents me from getting your number I can hear you time to go to plan B do you like oranges yeah my balls are the size of oranges you should totally squeeze them okay you need to leave well I got seven other women that would totally be happy to squeeze them and five of their hands are on my shirt right now great well go call them go you know what I think I might oh weirdo so Penelope when Stanley asked for your number what did you say I told him no but Junior how did you know he was going to ask for my number uh I didn't guys you can come out now why are your friends hiding behind the couch we were playing hide-and seek I just gave up so Cody when Stanley asked penel before her number what' she say well she said no did she say she had a boyfriend not exactly did she say she had a boyfriend no we have to break up Junior he's your friend he should know I'm your girlfriend if a guy ask for your number you're supposed to say no I have a boyfriend go away you invited me over and before you walked away you asked if I would ever cheat on you right in front of him and I said no h okay go to your house let me think about it guys did she seem interested when Stanley was talking to her no not at all yeah something was off about her she seemed weird yeah it might have been a pH balance or something you said Stanley pulled hose I mean he usually does he has like a 99% return rate on him I think maybe there's just something wrong about Stanley I mean it seems like maybe he only likes fat girls huh what makes you say that well he only mentioned fat girls and it seems like that's the only way a guy as weird as him could get that many girls I ain't going to let you talk bad about my homeboy like that yeah obviously Stanley gets hot girls because Joseph said he stole his 11 out of 10 hot girl yeah I mean I did say she was bad and I meant like 11 out of 10 on the fat scale that [ __ ] was huge a brick house I'm talking about bad cholesterol goddamn look any day she could eat a Debbie cake and be in the gra I'm talking about heavy breathing all that [ __ ] woo yeah she was fat as hell well I guess that answer her question Junior I don't think Stanley was a good enough test to see if she would cheat we need to get a rich guy cuz girls will cheat for money so we have to get a rich guy to come up and offer her money to cheat like a prostitute no no no no like we need a guy to come up to her and say you're the type of girl that needs to wake up on a yacht every morning then boom give her $1,000 to see if she cheats it doesn't seem fair to use money no if she's going to leave me over money then I don't want to be with her at all Junior it really seems like you want her to cheat on you yes I want her to cheat because I can't for that necklace so let me go call Richard you know our Rich friend what do you poor kids want well Richard you have a lot of money right yeah my name's Richard not Port I'm rich okay so I have this girlfriend and I want to see if she would cheat on me if you gave her money well of course she'll cheat on you if I give her money she's a woman she loves money okay so here's what I think you should do I think you should go up to her and say hey baby I'll give you $1,000 if you make out with me right now or I could do this I have an even better idea Cody pick a number between 1 and 10,000 well I got to go with my favorite number five okay all right check your phone okay uh well you you just Apple paid me $5 oh [ __ ] I I mean I mean my favorite number is 5,000 that's what I meant too late God damn it I didn't know money was involved [ __ ] but yeah go up to her and do that well I'm not going to just give her free money if you want me to do it you can give me the money and I'll do it I don't have any money though all right well then no deal oh okay I got an idea there's this really expensive necklace that she wants so I can go steal my Dad's credit card buy the necklace give it to you and you can give her the necklace to see if she would cheat on me okay okay let me go get my dad's credit card and buy but Junior okay I just got back from the Harry poon store this necklace was like three ,000 my dad's going to beat me up when he sees his credit card statement so here's what's going to happen I'm going to call Penelope over I'm going to leave her alone on the couch and you're going to walk up to her and say hey I just bought you this hairy poop on necklace make out with me and see what she does okay all right Cody Joseph you hide behind the couch and you you take this all right Penelope just sit right there Junior what's going on I have to use the bathroom my stomach hurts again hey hi I got you this necklace from Harry poon oh my god really yeah it's all yours oh my God thank you so much it's it's so beautiful yeah you want to make out no you don't want to tongue my hairy mustache ew no go away fine poor creep okay Penelope I'm back wait a minute where'd you get that necklace from oh my God Junior this weird kid with a mustache gave me this hairy Pon necklace and then he asked to make out with me and I told him to leave you accepted a necklace from another man we're breaking up no Junior this is great because now you don't have to give me this necklace anymore but I got you that necklace no you didn't Junior that creepy kid did no I did Cody get in here yeah Junior I was going to warn you if you're going to get her the necklace you should just give it to her yourself now she thinks another guy gave it to her well tell her I got it for yeah Penelope he bought you that necklace for the other kid to give you this was just another test to see if you cheat what well I think you're going to cheat on me so I hired two guys to see if you cheat on me and you didn't well I didn't so now what well now you have the hairy poop on necklace oh my god really junior thank you so so so so much I've never ever ever ever TR to break up with you so does that mean I own her now no junior junior beat your goddamn ass looking B oh man my dad sounds pissed uh Santa Claus all I want for Christmas is my dad not to beat my ass Junior you ran a charges on my credit card oh I'm going beat your ass no someone save me Santa Claus I asked Santa Claus the only thing I wanted for Christmas for you not to beat my ass oh man I guess I can't do it now but I can $3,000 on a necklace I'm gonna beat your ass red like my rosy cheek beat his ass beat his [Music] ass

Channel: SML

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Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, entertainment, juniors loyalty test, loyalty test, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, joke, penelope, cheat, hilarious, goodman, richard, junior, joseph, cody, jackie chu, puppet, puppets

Id: bgL8gCFonIE

Length: 11min 53sec (713 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 21 2023