SML Movie: Jeffy's Daughter!

come on open Jeffy what are you doing I'm trying to open my oatmeal cream pie well let me open don't hit me with it look daddy you got it open for me thanks Marvin I took another pregnancy test and it says not pregnant again wait a minute daddy you're porking Porky Pig well yes Jeffy we're just trying to have a kid of our own but but but what about me Jeffy the Jeff man well Jeffy I want to experience motherhood you know pregnancy childbirth breastfeeding breastfeeding if you want to breastfeed somebody I'm right here and you got two of them so me and Daddy can tag team what Jeffy no listen we just want to have a a real kid I am a real boy well Jeffy don't do your stupid Pinocchio impression wait a minute daddy so you're telling me while I'm eating oatmeal cream pies y'all are in the bedroom making your own yeah you're telling me while I'm asleep in my bed y'all are in your bed doing something nasty uh yeah well listen Jeffy there's nothing wrong with it Marvin this is the third one month in a row that it says not pregnant maybe you should should go to the doctor and get your fertility tested you're right I should go to a doctor and get tested can I come no Jeffy we don't have to test you I mean can I go with you yeah you can go with me come on all hey there welcome to the doctor's office how can I help you well doctor for the last 3 months I've been trying to get my wife pregnant but it's just not working oh you're shooting blanks huh I think so I think we can help with that hey doctor I got a problem what's that every morning at precisely 8 a.m. I take a dump why is that a problem I don't wake up till 9:00 oh well okay I guess I recommend setting alarm for 759 then I'll just sleep in it okay so doctor how do we fix my problem well if we want to check and see if your Tad poles are alive and swimming I need you to take this cup go into the bathroom and uh choke the monkey or spank the chicken whatever the kids are saying these days just right in the cup so I'm supposed to go in there and do it by myself well I'm not going to do it for you I mean I can ask the nurses if they want to help but I'm pretty sure they're all married one of them might be in debt though no I'll just do it myself I just never done it with a cut before you do know you're not supposed to bang the Tupperware right I as long as it end ends up in the cup that's all that matters oh okay so I'm just supposed to go in the bathroom and just do it off imagination well yeah I mean I got a laptop set up in there it's got a couple tabs open already I highly recommend 3 minutes and 59 seconds on the first tab oh tell me that's not the hottest [ __ ] you've ever seen oh and in the third tab tell me how she fits eight basketballs in her rump I'm a doctor and I couldn't even figure that out okay it's just this is really weird I've never done something like this before have you oh yeah I do it all the time I've donated three times today you've donated oh yeah every time I'm stressed out I just go in there and make a donation I don't know how many kids I got running around out there okay I'll go do it by myself I don't like how you keep saying by myself like you thought we offered some kind of service I'm starting to question why you even came here I'm going to go do it okay I did it you didn't put the lid on it I'm not good at screwing the lid on well you can't get your wife pregnant so you're not good at screwing anything hey wait a minute why is it all bluish green like this isn't that what it's supposed to look like no hold on is that e don't do that that is Mountain Dew Baja Blast it is yes you splooge Mountain deww Baja Blast no no what do you can't get your wife pregnant your balls are full of Baja Blast how often do you drink it uh like 3 to four times a day sweet Jesus of course you can't get her pregnant and that's probably why you don't have any teeth they all rot it off I did sample too for fun what his is also Baja Blast well all we drink at my house is Baja Blast cuz we stay up late and Taco Bell is the only thing open how are you alive well what are we supposed to drink water well water doesn't taste like Baja Blast well you're going to die in 5 months if you keep this up so you're telling me I can never have a kid well look the only way I can think of in my professional medical opinion that your wife could get pregnant is if I hid in your closet and you went into the bedroom with your wife and you turned the lights off and before you guys started you said hold on I got to get something out of the closet and then I very sneakily came out of the closet I bang your wife and she thinks I'm you and then I when I'm done I go back in the closet you turn the lights on and she thinks you got her pregnant we're not doing that oh come on man be cool no let me bang your wife no there has to be another way I can get my wife pregnant well there is a lame option artificial insemination what is that that well it's where I see if I can find any sperm cells in this thing and then I take one of those and I take an egg from your wife and I fertilize it wait get an egg from Mommy Mommy is a chicken no Jeffy mommy's not a chicken every woman has eggs inside their body scrambled or over easy scrambled when I get done with them yeah let's just do the artificial insemination okay that'll be $25,000 I don't have that kind of money yeah closet's looking pretty good isn't it well can I donate this for money maybe to a taco B come on give me a deal okay fine you know what because we're friends I'll do it for free but really just because I think everybody should have to experience the hell of being a father thank you so much come on Jeffy we have to get mommy all right I'll work on getting a sperm out of your Baja Blast Oh wait [ __ ] which one of these was Marvin uh uh hold on uh what is it Forest Gump always says life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're going to get Jenny no no that wasn't it that didn't help at all uh with uh right right is right yes right right yes that's right it's this one okay Doctor we're back so what's going on Marvin I'll explain it Marvin's balls are full of Baja Blast so we need to do an artificial insemination now I was only able to find one tiny little sperm cell in there and he is barely alive so we don't have time to take your egg out I just have to go right in oh okay okay so lay down and spread your legs now this might hurt a little bit but don't worry I'm going to numb it first num num num num num just kidding Marvin just kidding unless maybe no okay all right all right here we go I'm going to do it now you're going to feel something that feel a little bit like a mustache in my tongue just kidding Marvin just kidding unless no okay all right this time for real so hold still okay I did it you are now pregnant really Marvin we're going to have a baby I'm so excited for the next 9 months I'm going to take care of you oh don't worry it's not going to take 9 months no because of all that Baja Blast it's only going to take about a minute a minute oh yeah all those cells are hopped up on sugar so we should probably just hard cut to her screaming in pain calm down calm down doctor can you do something for the pain can you numb her well I mean I can but I'd have to take the mask off first no I mean like an epidural oh no it's way too late for that she's going to have to feel all of it okay now push harder all right that's it I'm putting my hand in there I was way too easy oh look at that it's a beautiful gigantic baby girl who's already wearing a diaper and has a bow oh my God she's so beautiful why does she look like Jeffy oh [ __ ] I mean what are you talking about she looks just like you no she looks just like Jeffy uh okay well look here's what happened uh there were two cups of Baja Blast and I just kind of made an educated guess about which one was yours so Jeffy got my wife pregnant well technically I got your wife pregnant with jeffy's kid I mean if you think about it we all got her pregnant you brought her here you know how they say it takes a village to raise a child well in this case it takes a village to get your wife pregnant oh hell no where's no way we're keeping this kid no Marvin I love her well then you can run away and be with Jeffy Marvin that's sick you crossed a line no this already crossed a line you had a kid with Jeffy that wasn't my fault it all happened so fast hey can everybody just get out of here cuz I'm starting to feel like this is kind of my fault it is your fault well I mean look I get over things quicker when I don't have to look at them so I think everybody should leave cuz I'm kind of freaking out right now okay you know what well what are we going to do with this kid we're going to take it home and love her oh no I hate my life yeah see you're being a father already Jeffy meet your sister daughter why did you say daughter because Jeffy they use your Baja blast instead of mine so I got mommy pregnant and I didn't even get to do the fun part Jeffy they got her pregnant using a needle okay I know it's small but I say it's bigger than a needle like a Vienna sausage cut in half Jeffy I don't think you understand how serious this is you have a daughter now what do you want to name her Jeffy well I've always liked the name Jessica so I think I'll name her Jeff if you like Jessica just name her that I like jeffa oh I like Jeff too that's an ugly name hey Jeff what doing okay that's it I I can't do this anymore I'm living in Hell come on jeffa let's go outside and play that's a good idea Jeffy some father daughter brother bonding I can't do this I can't do this all right Jeff sh right there but don't eat the grass I said don't eat the grass my turn Jeff where did you go oh [ __ ] hey Jeffy where's Jeff don't get mad but the stor took her back what well we were outside eating grass and the Stork swooped down and picked her up and flew off oh my God my baby a stork well it may have been a hawk a hawk Marvin you need to call the cops get my baby back right now well maybe this is for the best Marvin go call the cops okay hey there somebody call the cops oh hey it's you guys how's the baby doing a hawk took my baby a hawk H did you say a hawk yeah a hawk well where' the hawk go up oh yeah that is where Hawks tend to go can you get my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back chilies baby back ribs barbecue sauce probably not well why can't you get my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back chilies baby back ribs barbecue sauce I'm sorry that's just a tick I have every time someone says baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back chilies baby back ribs barbecue sauce please don't say it again can you get my baby from the Hulk well how am I supposed to do that I don't have [ __ ] wings and I don't even know where the hawk is it might be on top of some tree somewhere pecking your baby's eyes out or or maybe raising your baby as one of its own if that comforts you okay well look we weren't supposed to have that baby anyway it was an Abomination why don't we use my Baja Blast and get you pregnant for real oh no I don't think you guys are fit parents if your baby got eaten by a hawk I think you should just be happy with what you got well today was a b H blast I got to go make a phone call thank you so much Mr Hawk for taking that baby yes I app will pay you right [Music] now

Channel: SML

Views: 7,278,312

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, entertainment, jeffys daughter, daughter, jeffys baby, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, puppet, puppets, show, marvin, rose, hilarious, joke, laugh, fun, brooklyn guy, jeffica

Id: 20sOTQkUGSA

Length: 10min 22sec (622 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 08 2023