SML Movie - Junior's Karma! - Full Episode

all right crra today we're going to be reading Huckleberry Finn so I hope you got your permission slip sign because we're going to be saying the Inwood 219 times so I hope you got a glass of water cuz your mouth's going to be dry so turn in your permission slips so we can start saying it hey Cody did your parents sign your permission slip yeah my stepdad's black so he signed it what about yours Penelope yeah cuz my dad's a cop and he says it all the time oh I had to forge my dad's signature cuz I really wanted to say it what about your parents Joseph they sign it dude you know I don't have parents and I don't need permission just to say it dude I'm black I can say it anytime I want oh well let's turn in our slips guys Once you turn in your permission strip grab a copy of the book I wonder what page they say it on all of them whoa whoa whoa Joseph your permission strip doesn't have a signature on it [ __ ] I don't need a signature we own the word no your parents have to sign a permission trip before you can read a book I don't have parents well then where do you live I live in a dumpster the street lights is my mama and the dumpster is my daddy hold on I have to call child protective T what what for what nobody's shooting in here right I I have to ask cuz this is America it happens like every day hey there somebody call the cops or child protective services oh Huckleberry Finn you guys say it yet yeah I signed my daughter's permission slip so she can say it it's pretty much the only chance she's going to be able to say it without getting in trouble you know unless you're singing along to Little Wayne or Papa John's phone calls no this kid don't have no parents I don't know what happened your dad went to get milk and never came back that's what happened to me I think the child support scared him off oh yeah the child support yeah it almost got me too it is a real [ __ ] you know I don't understand why the man should have to pay you know what if I didn't even want the kid but anyway where you living now in a dumpster oh well that's no good well it looks like we're going to have to put you in a foster home of imaginary fridge no no unfortunately they had to close that down because nobody knew what the hell it was now I got to put you in the last foster home left in America way up in Utah no not Utah yeah Utah so just get your stuff wait you probably don't have any stuff I got a dirty to brush okay well bring that and then tell your friends you're never going to see him again I guess I'm going to Utah what's wrong Joseph I have to move to a foster home in Utah not Utah why Utah because I don't have parents you guys I found it oh I want to read it all right come on kid we're going to Utah I don't want to go to Utah sorry you got to now hop on my invisible horse easy girl come on let's go to Utah can I pet your horse oh don't stand too close to the back she might kick you she's not going to see I warned you I don't want to go to Utah please don't make me go I guess my horse could use AR rest okay if you can find a new family to adopt you by the end of the night you don't have to go to Utah okay yes come on girl don't worry Joseph we're going to find you a new family that'll adopt you by tonight come on come on let's do it stop crying Joseph we're going to figure this out now who do we know that would want to adopt Joseph nobody wants to adopt Joseph cuz nobody loves loves me a don't say that Joseph I'm sure somebody loves you you really think so dude maybe how about we ask Chef peee to adopt you cuz Chef peee loves kids he loves playing with me oh I don't think that's true dude you really think shfp will adopt me I think he will but you stay right here while I go ask him in case he say something mean okay you're right you're right good looking now who ain't the daddy I ain't the daddy who ain't the Daddy what I ain't the dadd you sing with it who ain't the daddy you ain't the daddy who ain't the dad what's going on look Junior I had a probability of paternity test and look zero [ __ ] per cuz I ain't the daddy never will be the daddy in that [ __ ] dreams wait what happened Chef you got to girl pregnant no no I never got a girl pregnant look I I met this girl she was a Hooter's waitress she gave me wings and I gave her a thing you feel me and then she hit me up nine months later talking about she had a kid for me I'm like hell no you ain't got no kid for p PE uhuh PP pull out game is super strong superb here you know what I mean so yeah I got the fraternity test and they came out 0% I'm not the dad what I'm not that Daddy so you don't have a kid no negative results read boy negative results it is negative yeah I don't want no kid never want to see a kid don't want to see a woman with a kid don't want to smell a kid I don't even want a kid if it's not even mine never ever now what you want what you going to ask me H never mind what you can ask me anything man I'm just a little excited come on so dude what did shipi say well he didn't say no what does that mean well he also didn't say yes I I don't think today was a good day to ask him we should ask him later but until then let's figure something else out like oh Cody why doesn't your parents adopt Joseph yeah your dad's black oh well I mean I guess I could call them over and we can ask them yeah because I mean we're already best friends so Joseph living with you wouldn't be weird yeah I could be a straight brother dude huh well I guess that could be kind of hot okay I'll call him over here hey Cody you called us over yeah you interrupted something very special very special yeah your daddy was making toast to strudel and I was right at the part where you put the icing on top of the strudel and then you call making me all nervous and I shot my icing all over the covers e well your daddy also hit a posum on the way here yeah I swear to hit that [ __ ] okay well I was just going to ask you guys if maybe you wanted to adopt my friend Joseph what the hell you want us to buy this little black boy oh no no no no black people are not property slavery is over with you know that no no no no not buy adopt I don't care how you word it we are not buying people we are not doing that slave thing slavery is over with but no no I just thought that maybe he could be like my brother oh oh you thought he was your brother a brother a slave brother that a cook and clean and do all that picking and cotton and all that stuff huh no he's not going to be that cuz we're not buy slaves Cody you're grounded for being racism but Mom I wasn't even being racism I'm sorry little black boy I didn't know I was raising a racism in my house come on Judy let me go ahead and finish that toaster strud ooh we could do it in the car yeah to go that could not have gone worse do you think your parents are going to adopt Joseph no Junior didn't you hear what they said there's someone at the door I'll get it hello hey Junior I came to bring Cody back his tape measure I think he's going to be really happy with the results well he's upstairs okay I'll come right in hey Cody I measured like you said and I'm 2 and 1/2 in really that's it what do you mean that's it there's no way you're bigger than 2 and 1/2 I think I might be smaller measure again okay what are you guys measuring well I'm getting Timmy to measure his shoe size cuz he wants to borrow my shoes so he can go running but I don't want him to bust him open wait a minute why doesn't Timmy's parents adopt Joseph what yeah so look Joseph doesn't have parents and he needs parents so what if your parents adopted Joseph I mean I guess I can call and ask what's the worst that they could say yeah call them okay I don't want to live with them they're weird would you rather live with them or go to Utah I guess you're right okay guys it's ringing what do you want Timmy your mother and I are rearranging my best lawn trophies oh sorry for interrupting honey I said biggest up top and smilest on the bottom you better straighten up before I pop you what do you want Timmy well father I was wondering if you could adopt one of my friends if me and your mother wanted another kid I'd just bang the babysitter but father if you don't adopt him he's going to be forced to move to Utah well you should have taught to call someone else a I'm sorry Joseph it looks like they don't want to adopt you no one wants to adop the black kid hold on did you say black kid yes sir is he good at sports um well he has a sports ball in his shirt your mother and I are coming over right now yes sir guys I think they're interested all right Demi where's the all am he's right there in the green shirt oh my God honey he has a sports ball on his shirt I'm going to be like Sandra Bullock great we'll adopt him really wao I really have a family now yeah but see this is how it's going to work you're going to sign a conservatorship so we can get book deals movie deals shoot deals and we're going to take 97% of your NFL contract we'll put the other 3% in a trust so when you turn 35 or some [ __ ] you'll act like you got blindsided by the whole thing wow this sounds like a dream come true hey Timmy I got to go pee you want to help me in the bathroom yes totally all right so how do I adopt him do I have to send money to a Nigerian prince or something no I'll go get the cops why he didn't steal anything easy girl got I bet your horse okay but she bites never mind so kid you found someone to adopt you yeah these cool white people people want to adopt me yeah we're hoping he's going to be a famous football player now Jesus not this again you guys are trying to do a blindsight huh I'm Sandra Bullock all right well here here are the adoption papers just sign right there and you get paid all right there you go well congratulations kid you don't have to go to Utah unless you get drafted by the Utah Jazz no he's going to be a football player come on let's go test your 40 time okay yeah Joseph go hang out with your new family nice throw deak now try throwing it out a player damn it excuse me Co what do you folks want we just adopted this boy we want to make sure we made a good investment can he join the football team well let's test your 40 go line up okay dude oh I'm so ready dude on your mark get set time oh sweet Jesus 640 is that good no it's slow as [ __ ] he's not joining my football team damn it honey why did we adopt him well I'm good at basketball you better be LeBron [ __ ] James let's go yeah that's what the [ __ ] I'm talking about moose we're going to beat the Washington generals cuz of you excuse me coach now what the hell do you want we adopted this kid and we want to see if he's good at basketball huh you're a little short can you shoot a gun or a basketball tell you what if you can beat moose in a one-on-one game you can join the Harlem Globe trods who the hell is Moose hello that's moose so you play five night fdy oh yeah I can beat his ass all right first to six wins okay okay I want to give the party you you give back to me okay okay here go where you going I'm right here what's up what's [Music] up oh man moose already scored two points not looking good Fellas come on LeBron James pick up the Bas but he hit me I know you guys saw that I'm sorry the Moose got too aggressive matter of fact you can have a free shot really here you go okay bet you got this moose what the hell that's right moose that [ __ ] what the hell you doing LeBron he's not playing Fair dad ow Jesus Mary and Joseph your boy's getting killed out there you want me to end this no LeBron you better score okay Dad I got it I got to do this for the family check up wait what the hell your boy can't even get off a shot LeBron if you don't make a shot you're unadopted oh I can't let my family down I finally got a home 3 Square Ms a day people that care about me in a toilet to poop in oh I can't let this go I'm a win a day check [Music] [Music] up good game well your kid sucks I'm sorry Dad I'm not your dad what what does that mean where you going what's wrong Joseph my parents unadopted me they what they ripped up the adoption papers and said I'm not their kid anymore well that's not legally binding and the cop didn't see them do that so they're still technically your parents and that means you don't have to go to Utah and oh my God that means we're still brothers and you can come over anytime and we can sleep in the same bed we are not sleeping in the same bed together dude well Joseph you can stay here as long as you want sometimes what really dude man that's the support I need thank you bro yeah Joseph you'll always have the support of your best buds yeah we always got your back Joey yeah appreciate you guys man let's go into one big group hug oh I want to be in the middle me too uh how about no to the hug if uh Timmy and Cody's in it yeah let's just high five yeah let's high five dude best friends forever all right Joseph are you ready to play Chomp and Charlie oh yeah dude that squirrel's going to take these nuts guys guys guys the coolest thing ever has happened hold on Cody we're playing Chomp and Charlie what is Chomp and Charlie well we put a bunch of nuts in the squirrel's mouth but guys that's so lame you don't need a squirrel for that I'm right here look ah give me those nuts no Cody we want to play with the squirrel okay well I want to play too okay then look roll the dice and whatever color nut it lands on you put that nut in his mouth H I don't see mine on here mine's more of like a flesh color with like a mole on it and some hair Jesus um let's see oh I got a blue okay so I just take this and I put that in there oh I think he likes it you like that Mr squirrel you're only supposed to put one oh oh look at his eyes I think he likes my nuts take more of my nuts you B little squirrel okay I think that's enough oh this is hot oh yeah get this in there oh how many can you fit big boy there you go oh man that was hot yeah I'm not playing anymore dude yeah we're not going to play anymore Cody oh wait guys I completely forgot why I came here all already a too young wa no guys Ken's on TV but Ken's on TV why yeah [Music] look hello my name is Dr Frederick fingers shits and today I am going to show you my newest creation this is my son Frankenstein now I know what you're thinking Dr ferit how did you create this Frankenstein well what I did was I took random body parts that I found at car accidents before the police showed up and I solded all of those pieces together into him now last week I asked all of you to send in body parts I could use for my creation and a very nice fan from Florida named Cody sent me this doll whoa kins in a Dr fleit episode yep yep they had a PO Box that people could send body parts to to be on the show and so I thought it'd be funny to send Ken there he's my little movie star look at him he's not even camera shy what are they going to do with him after the show I don't know I hope they send him back I will now insert this doll into Franken Stein here we go here comes the doll get it nice and deep in there okay now rise rise my child what oh oh no not that kind of rise rise in a different way yes come on yes yes there my boy it's alive it's alive what what you going no don't kill me Cody did you see that yeah I didn't sign up for that the only guy Ken's allowed to be inside of is me not that Frankenstein monster weirdo no Cody Frankenstein just ate Dr fle [ __ ] guys it's a TV show none of that's actually real what's going on news the [Music] news breaking news Okay Frankenstein a monster created by Dr fle shits has come to life and killed his creator police are saying that he's extremely dangerous and to be on the lookout that was so ugly that was so ugly Cody I'm sorry it's just I thought that was a TV show but it turns out it's real Frankenstein's on the loose and Ken's still inside him well look when the cops kill Frankenstein they'll get Ken out of them and give them back to you no Junior if the cops kill Frankenstein I'll never get Ken back oh oh guys I have an idea how about we don't care because it's a stupid dog not him all right Cody so we got to find Frankenstein before the cops do yeah and Ken's still trapped inside Frankenstein so I guess that makes him Frankenstein so how do we find Frankenstein Cody well if Ken's still trapped inside Frankenstein that means he's probably controlling him so he should be able to find his way home I just have to spread my scent around a little hold on oh dude Cody that's disgusting why does your fart smell like sweaty balls well what goes out is what went in but still I mean Ken should be able to smell that from a mile away he's a blood hound for farts he's my little fart sarer I don't think Ken's going to come over your farts he does that all the time but does anybody have any Peanut M&M's why do you need Peanut M&M's well that's Ken's favorite candy I mean I know I've never mentioned it before but that is Ken's favorite candy I mean I'm establishing that right now that's his favorite candy add that to the wiki okay Joseph there's Peanut M&M's downstairs can you go grab them yeah I got you dude okay that was fast I think I'm going to have to fart in that bag of M&M's just to make sure Ken finds it you're not farting in the peanut M&M Cody we're going to go outside and we're going to spread them around so Franken not can find his way home all right Cody so what are we going to do well I'm just going to pour some of these peed M&M's on the ground oh there he is breaking but guys we can't run we have to take him back to the house well you talk to him hey there hey there Ken it's me it's Cody yes I have some peanut M&M's your favorite yeah get some there you go oh good Frankenstein come on back to the house boy the cops are looking for you okay Ken sit down oh oh oh you want your M&M's okay there you go so Cody what are we going to do now I don't know guys Ken's just so big Ken's so big uh could you guys leave me and Ken alone for a little while no we have to get Ken out of his stomach well I don't know how we're going to do that guys uh don't eat that one Ken that one looks gross well I got an idea if Ken's inside his stomach why don't we just get Chef peipi to make him something something to eat and then when he eats he'll poop Ken out cuz his stomach will be full of food I mean yeah I guess it's worth a try all right Ken we're going to go downstairs now come on come on Ken come on again rees's puff rees's puff eat him up eat him up eat them up rees's puff in my b hey girl how about some peee in your hole I don't think that's how the song goes Chef peee what do you guys want we want you to make us something to eat Chef peei well I'm making some rees's puff casserole watch this let it burn baby it's a mon oh no no no no no down come down oh no I I I think the fire scared him the fire scared him come back kid Ken Ken k k Ken Ken Ken calm down calm down hold on hold on here have some M&M's there you go there you go that's a good boy what did Ken freak out like that I think he's afraid of fire okay he won't go around fire anymore well I liked your idea about him pooping out Ken but how do we do that yeah what kind of food will make him poop o I know why don't we get him some Taco Bell that always gives me the giggle [ __ ] yeah let's get him some Taco Bell okay I'll order right now okay Ken okay the Taco Bell's here give me those M&M's no no it's okay it's okay look look you have a you have a Taco Bell burrito yes yes it's good yes M yummy yummy you like that yeah that's good oh I think he has a poop oh he oh oh he's farting oh get him to the bathroom get him to the bathroom come on there you go there you go Ken poop it out that's good but Cody what happened to your shirt oh I got burritos squirt all over me in the last scene so I just decided to take my shirt off so it doesn't stain he is pooping his brains out right now there you go well I'll just give you guys some privacy okay oh did he poop out Ken no he just had a regular old monster poop lots of peanuts though so then what took you guys so long now we had to stop at McDonald's to get my free medium french fries I get from McDonald's every week I missed a few weeks so I went ahead and got two M so how are you going to get Ken out of him I don't know dude I'm tired of this let's just cut him out I don't think he's going to let you do that Joseph yeah I don't think you can cut into him we got to think of something else what there's someone at the door uh let me go answerer it by myself okay damn hey oh oh I'm sorry that that was rude you go ahead hello hey I I got a call from a scared Chef that said there was a monster in his kitchen what you did yeah normally I wouldn't believe it but they said on the news that Frankenstein was on the loose so I pretty much have to search this house and I'm pretty sure Frankenstein's in here well well he's not in here and you're not allowed to search without a warrant well you're right I'm not but uh search without a warrant says what what ha Classic police bamboozle I am such a hoop now step aside I'm going to search your house ah see no Frankenstein here huh maybe you would tell him the truth kid yeah no Frankenstein's here oh the green D shut up Joseph uh no no Frankenstein okay I guess I'll just leave then that was way too close but wait didn't you kids hear there was a Monster Mash a Monster Mash what's a Monster Mash yeah a word on the street is that it's a gravey yard smash they did the mesh they did the Monster Mash they did the mesh it was a graveyard smash they did the mesh it got on in a Flash they did the mesh aha I got you Frankenstein oh no no no that's not Frankenstein that's funkenstein yeah yeah yeah that's why he's dancing huh I guess you're right real Frankenstein couldn't have moves that smooth but wait a minute yes he could it's the monster mask Frank get back here Frankenstein Frank aha I got you wow that that wasn't hard at all that's what she said yeah me and my erectile dysfunction God get old sucks oh no don't hurt him that's my boyfriend really I I feel like there should be a charge for that well listen listen Cody doesn't really care about Frankenstein his doll is stuck in his stomach and he wants to get him out yeah I guess that's true oh I guess I could just cut him open no anything but said I love Frank Joseph where didd that come from listen can you just get his doll out of him I mean I could just do a cavity search and pull him out his butt yeah let's do that all right hold them down kids come on we're holding him down we're holding him down I almost got him ew Franken G is this your boyfriend oh ken I'm so glad you're safe the only one whose rump you're allowed to go in is mine well I wouldn't do that it's kind of a Tang so what are we going to do with Frankenstein's body well they did say it was a graveyard smash oh damn Frank got a dumpy more like thick amstein give me 30 seconds I'm about to tear this up live oh okay wow guys I can't believe we just saw the cop do that to Frankenstein I mean I know he said he was going to but I didn't believe him and then bam he just started going to town let me see if he's still going yeah he is damn the stamina so you at least you got kin back yeah that's all that matters you're not going to wash him no why would I do that dude he's been in Frankenstein's booty all day and then you kissed him uh yeah he he's been in a lot of booties I'd say he's bootylicious bootylicious bubblegum I'm not I don't have a booty phobia okay you guys should know that about me by now oh well what are we going to do for the rest of the day I don't know they did the mesh they did the Monster Mash they did the mash it was a graveyard smash they did the mash it got on in a Flash they did the mash wao Joseph just went down the slide dude this is the best slide ever okay I'm about to slide down it do it Junior hey guys can I go down the slide uh I don't know how you would you're in a wheelchair Junior I'm just being honest there's no ramp for him to get up here well you guys could pick me up and push me down the FL pick you up I'm not the world's strongest man I can't pick up your wheelchair Junior I'm being honest that wheelchair probably weighs like 300 lb look if God wanted you to plan on this jungle gem he wouldn't have put you in a wheelchair Junior why are you being so mean I'm not being mean I'm just being real look you can watch me go down the SL oh my God my leg my leg ATO oh my God a ow well kid it looks like you broke your leg from falling on the playground so I recommend you stay in this wheelchair for a few weeks I don't want to be in a dumb wheelchair hey it's not all bad you know you can have people push you around you can go down Hills really fast hey you're like a Transformer Autobots roll out you know that noise this is dumb cheer up kid guys I don't want to be in this stupid wheelchair well Junior this is karma for you making fun of that kid in the wheelchair on the playground what's Karma it's the stuff that go on apples dude I'm not a Karma Apple Cody no that's caramel then what's karma karma is when you get oh it's chapstick oh dude my lips are so chap what no that's CarX then what's karma karma is oh it's when you buy cars online no that's Car Max then what's Karma I would tell you if you stop interrupting me karma is when you oh karma is that girl with the big boobies Karma Electra she's hot no that's kmen Electra then what's Karma Cody karma is when you get oh it's when an Italian guy says get in the car ma get in the Cara get in the Cara shut the hell up everybody shut up no karma is when you get what you deserve so if you do something good something good happens to you and when you do something bad something bad happens to you so by making fun of that kid in the wheelchair you ended up in a wheelchair so you're saying if I make fun of your glasses I'm going to get glasses well if something happens to your eyes yes that would be Karma oh I'm about to roast this man don't do it dude oh I'm about to roast this boy hold up do it boy Simon from album the chips looking ass Dexter's Laboratory looking ass don't do it Edna from Incredibles looking ass he on a roll Harry Potter and the sorcer stone looking ass Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets looking ass Harry Potter and the and the Pres of aaban looking ass Harry Potter and the Goblin of fire looking ass Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix looking ass Harry Potter and the Half bled Prince looking ass Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollow part one looking ass Harry Potter in the death League Hollows Part Two looking ass is that all the Harry Potter movies I think there one more is it Harry Potter looking ass you could have just said Harry Potter but yeah you you have to wear your 3D glasses in the real world to see 3D looking ass uh coke bottle glasses okay four eyes see I'm not blind Cody well you know CA doesn't happen every time hey guys want to play my Nerf gun yeah that'd be fun no my eye my eye you shot me in the eye well kid that Nerf bullet really messed up your eye so you're going to have to wear these glasses for a while I don't want to be a foury nerd see Junior Karma well doctor is karma a real thing yeah I think so one time I was in a parking lot and I backed into this car and drove off and now whenever I drive people hit my car and drive off so that'd be Karma well well this is just dumb cuz I made fun of a kid in a wheelchair now I'm in a wheelchair I made fun of his dumb glasses now I have glasses well yeah that sounds like Karma I'd stop making fun of people if I were you see Junior have you learned your lesson no cuz everything was just a coincidence cuz Jeffy is the one that shot me in the eye I didn't do that to myself so I think everything just a coincidence so you're just going to keep making fun of people yeah you know I'll make fun of your dumb stupid pimples to see if I get pimples so uh pizza face Braille face one Helen Keller could read your face cuz your face is Bumpy from all the pimples uh what's it called when the stars make shapes in the sky constellation constellation pimple face flame I could connect the dots with the pimples on your face face see Cody look I don't have any pimples on my face well actually I think I see one where right there on the side of your face it's been there oh dude that was not there earlier wait so you're saying I got a pimple on my face I'm making fun of your pimples yes Junior I told you Karma's real no it's not that must be my pizza I ordered earlier wait you ordered pizza yeah I did so will me there will me downstairs okay hello hey I have your pizza here Cody hear how he talks he talks with a lisp he said I have your pizza here junior don't make fun of his lisp it's just weird ooh and be really careful cuz it's really really hot it just came out of the oven I can't understand a single word he's saying with his lisp hey Say It Don't Spray It skunk mouth good one Joseph grab the pizza okay dude and here's the money oh thanks do I get a tip use mouthwash you're not going to tip him Junior no take me inside go okay Cody feed me a piece of pizza Junior you were really mean to that pizza guy how you made fun of his lisp and you didn't tip him I shouldn't have to tip him Cody he's already paid to deliver pizzas it's his job well he gets most of his money from tips well if he wants to make more money he should get a different job well you still made fun of his lisp cuz he was talking weird and he spit all over me while he was talking just hurry up and feed me a piece of pizza okay fine here comes the choo choo train but be careful it's hot just hurry up and put it in my mouth that's what I said no it's hot it's burn my mouth burnt my mouth Junior I told you it was hot I burnt my tongue I burnt my tongue oh dude you have a list what yeah Junior it's karma you have a list because you made fun of his list no that's [ __ ] no no no I burnt my mouth by eating pizza pizza not Karma you told me it was hot I just didn't listen that's not Karma also I didn't tip him where's my karma for that well I don't know Junior you order pizza didn't tell me I didn't think you wanted Pizza dad of course I want pizza stupid oh now you're grounded that means no allowance to give me that pizza well no dad that's my pizza I'm hungry go he took my allowance Junior see that's karma for not tipping the pizza man now you lost your allowance okay Cody this whole Karma thing is stupid okay look how do I get rid of the karma well there is such a thing as good karma so if you do good things then good things will happen happened to you so if I go give homeless people money my dad will give my allowance back maybe okay can I borrow some money but why cuz I want to give money to the homeless people but that would be me doing something nice not you no it'd be me doing something nice cuz I borrowed the money from you and I gave the money to homeless people but how are you going to pay me back if you don't have any allowance because my dad will give me my allowance back when I do nice things to homeless people just give me some money you big fat ugly fored freak okay fine here's a five all right let's go get it to a homeless person hey bum here's $5 but Junior it doesn't count if you're still mean I'm going to buy more beer see look he's happy I did something nice let's go all right Cody if Karma works the way you say it does my dad should come back in here and give me my allowance back since I gave that homeless person money I said maybe dad can you get in here what do you want junior can I have my allowance back no you can't have your allowance back you didn't think about me when you ordered that delicious pizza no Cody it didn't work well maybe it didn't work because you were being selfish Karma does not know I was being selfish yes it does and you still owe me $5 cuz you give my $5 to the homeless guy so how you going to pay me back oh I know how I'm going to pay you back that homeless guy said give it back to me Junior where you going I got $5 give $5 you B well Junior you just beat up a homeless guy for $5 I don't think Karma's going to like that what's Karma going to do take my house from me and make me homeless well I don't think it' do anything that crazy I'm going to go downstairs and ask Chev to make me something to eat since my pizza was taken from me can you will me downstairs peasant Junior I'm not going to let you talk to me that way okay that was pretty hot come on be careful Cody the stairs are coming up hold on Junior I have to go pee just wait till we get downstairs look when I got to go I got to go short pee and short stream what just wait I can just do this myself uh I think you should wait for Cody dude can you just help me Joseph no dude I'm not your help what you going to do call me boy next I'll just do it myself uh oh god oh dude are you okay that was a pretty harsh fall it's okay I only fell halfway up the stairs I can walk the rest of the w dude are you okay wait what happened to Junior he thought he could do it himself and then he fell down the stairs Junior I said wait Cody this is all your fault Junior this is karma for you trying to beat up the homeless guy no this is not Karma you didn't help me down the stairs well I had to pee you could have just waited just put me back in my wheelchair and take me to Chef peee you foury freak fine hey Chef peipi can you make me something to eat not right now Junior I'm trying to boil peanuts why are you making boiled peanuts in a frying pan you're supposed to use a pot look smart ass if you want to boil the peanuts yourself you can Chef peee don't get mad at Cody he knows how to boil peanuts cuz his mom's a fat elephant sick burn Junior hey shf can I have one of those peanuts before you boil them sure Junior okay let me just turn wow kid I think you're going to be dead by the end of the day if you don't calm down yeah Junior Karma got you really bad what did I do to deserve my face getting burned off well you called my mom an elephant which was a sick burn so now you have a sick burn on on your face that's complete bull crap Cody I was reaching for the peanuts and I fell out of my wheelchair and landed on the stove it was my fault not Karma I don't know kid I think your friend might be right are you going bald what are you going bald well I mean yeah I'm going bald in the front and back so what well aren't you a little too young to be going bald I thought you go bald at like 80 years old okay you know what that's it you're going to get what's coming to you and poy why are you bald you little [ __ ] that's it me and Brooklyn guy are out of here oh wow they just left great job Junior you made pooy leave wait what's this white stuff in your hair I have white stuff in my hair oh no Junior I think you have lice what rice no lice rice you eat it with butter it's delicious no Junior lice is little bugs that live in your hair I have bugs in my hair call the doctor doctor get back here hey what's up he says I have bugs in my hair oh no kid you have lice so not rice no no that's delicious you eat it with butter lice is little bugs that live in your hair well get them out how do you get them out I have to shaved your whole head well shave my head shave my head okay all right kid I shaved your whole head so now you're bald like me and pooy so suck that yeah suck it all right kid I'm out of here all right Cody I believe you karma is real really yeah karma is real everything you said when you do bad stuff bad stuff happens to I just want to reverse it what do I do well maybe if you do something genuinely nice things will get better okay I'm going to try it I believe in you dude you can do it okay I'm going to start with you Cody Cody yeah you're not the ugliest person I've ever seen okay that's a star dude yeah that's that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me what wait a minute my leg it feels better hold I can stand up look at God yeah keep going Junior okay um Cody if you were the last person on Earth I'd be your friend oh okay that's kind of nice I guess my eye it feels better let me take these glasses off guys my eyes work now hallelujah oh Cody this is working this is working okay keep going Junior uh okay um Cody if we were picking teams for dodgeball at school I would pick you second to last oh okay yeah that's good wait hold on my pimple but it feels like it came off Hercules Hercules Hercules I don't have acne anymore Junior okay how do I get rid of the burns on my face and my hair back dude you got to get the ultimate compliment I can't do it Joseph dude you have to do it I just I don't think I can do it you know what you have to say okay I will do it to have my life back to normal Cody your mom is not F come on you can do it your mom is not F she's not what Junior she's not fabulous what she cuz she's more than that she's not fabulous she's more than that because she's such a she's such a wonderful yes your mom your mom is a we no no can't call her that your mom is a we your mom is way too fat for her age she's a big fat cow moo moo moo o o o huh I guess he just could all right baby are you ready to watch TV yeah Marvin I'm excited to watch Shark Tank ooh my fips I got you some SpaghettiOs I never asked for SpaghettiOs douge but you look so really all that be all that hungry I don't look hungry yes you do here look at least read it read it what could you have possibly spelled with SpaghettiOs they're all O's Marin please Call of Duty muffin please give me the new Call of Duty please I'm not getting you the new Call of Duty douge also these aren't SpaghettiOs these are alphabet letters the the SpaghettiOs only have O's oh yeah and also my name's not Marin it's Marvin I want a Muffet I didn't say Muffet look and also also also I'm not getting you the new Call of Duty you can buy it yourself but I needs it and I ain't got no job oh you ain't got a job well I got I got an idea all right douge I got this I thought you was going to go get your wallet why would I go get my wallet to get me $60 so I can get the game I'm not getting you new Call of Duty douge I got a soup see I told you you was hungry I'm not hungry look read it did do you get it see I can't read but why the [ __ ] were you staring at it so long if you can't read you just told me you couldn't read cuz it look good if you can't read then how would you spell marant please Call of Duty cuz I pay someone $5 to do it if you paay someone $5 to do it you could use that $5 to go towards the game well see it was an Investments see I paid $5 so hopefully get a $60 game all listen it says get a job well why'd you put in the soup you could have just told me to ABS you could have just told me to get your new Call of Duty but then you would have said no I did say no what listen me and Rose are going to watch the new Shark Tank Episode and you're going to watch it with us well see I don't understand why you going to sit around watch a bunch of fish and swim around and tank and stuff when you can just give me $6 I get a game look watch this show it might inspire you to make some money four sharks who are all billionaires are looking to invest their money into the next million dooll product hello sharks my name is sonis and I live in my mother's basement so sucks how many of you you have went to go watch anime on your laptop and then all of a sudden you have to blow your load of boogers so you grab your tissue and then you blow your load into it and now you start watching anime again but in 15 minutes later all of a sudden you have to blow another load of boogers so you reach in your tissue box but it's empty because your mother hasn't went to the store in 3 weeks well now what are you going to do you have to blow your load of boogers and you have no way to do it well shs I have created a solution to this worldwide problem introducing to you so come with me rag wherever I go this bad boy comes with me and it's my watchable so it's reusable so it's better for the environment than just regular tissues and this bad boy can hold so many loads of boogers so sharks who's ready to blow their load of cash with me uh I I have a question what material is it made of is it soft because I have kind of a sensitive nose oh I have a sensitive nose too so I made sure to make this out of the softest products this is made out of 100% pure Egyptian cotton made in India can can I feel it of course you can feel it oh thank you wow wow this is soft uh yeah ah you know I actually have to sneeze you mind if I blow my load of boogers into this sure BL loads of boogers you need that did feel good on my nose but it's kind of a weird smell smells kind of salty oh that's because I had to use it on the way here had to blow a quick load of boogers into it ew I have a question how many loads of boogers can you blow into it I would say five loads of boogers first you want to work the corners then you want to work your way towards the middle does it come in any different colors it only comes in white so you don't see the booger saying I don't understand the product it looks like any towel I would find at a store shut up lady this product's not meant for you well I'd like to make an offer I'll give you $200 for it sold sucker this is just a regular watch cloth from taret no take she back she's no pay up I knew it well deal is a deal give me that bad boy yo mips they just gave that man $200 for a washcloth well usually you're supposed to invent something and then the Sharks will invest their money into it so if I go on the show they going to give me $60 for the new Call of Duties no they're not going to give you money for Call of Duty but if you invent something and they like it they'll invest their money and then you can make money for Call of Duty oh okay I got to me as an ideas keep watching the show I'll be right back the sharks are ready to hear the next invention hello sharks my name is eat your boy douie and my invention is to give me money box so what you do is you put money in the box and then I have it it so who wants to inv I'm out yeah I'm out I'm out now hold on I have a question when I put my money in the box where does the money go he goes in the box and then I takes it out and then I has it okay but how do I make money well you ain't going to make money you just going to make me happy because now I get the game the game the brand new Call of Duty I needs it yeah I'm out what you mean you out you out some money I know you ain't out some money cuz I know you rich I know you can afford to give me $60 leave okay I'll take my money B somewhere else Marvin the mean sharks on TV was mean they said no to my Invision and I know it's a good idea because I'm like Thomas Edison it's not a good idea douge it's just a box that says give me money on it well does anyone else want inps no well since I was on TV I'm famous so I'll only charge you $60 for my autograph I don't want an autograph douge if you want $60 that bad go get a job oo Marvin the fairs in town can we go no all the rides make me nauseous well we don't have to ride rides we can just play games and win prizes but the games are scams last time I lost $100 mips did you say scam and $100 so all I got to do is set up a game and people will give me $100 no the games at the fair are scammed and they charge you a lot of money to win cheap prizes so I wouldn't suggest doing that oh thanks for the idea muffin man you can have my box dou come on come all to douge dunker oh I want to play the game yeah me too all right well let me tell you how to play first you pay me $10 and then you get two shots if one of your shots makes it one of these holes whatever the number next to the hole is is how much money you got to pay me so if it goes into 10 hole you got to pay me $10 if it goes into 50 hole you got to pay me $50 wait so we have to pay the play and then we have to pay again if we win yeah well then why would we even play cuz it's really fun look I even give you two free shots go ahead oh a free shot I'll go first oh I almost made it okay oh I got 10 oh all right now you owe me $10 wait you said it was free to play well it was free to shoot the shot but if it goes in the hole you owe me $10 what this is ridiculous I'm not paying come on Junior wait y I'm going to call the popo you stealing from me hey there somebody call the cops about a robbery I did Mr police officer man because some kid don't stole $10 from me okay where he go he went that way wearing glasses in a shirt so he just ran up and stole your money well no what I have is a game called Doug is dunkaroo and what you do is you pay me $10 and I give you two shots and if one of your balls goes in one of the holes whatever the number next to it is how much money you got to pay me what kid made it in a $10 hole and he ain't give me no $10 well I can't say I blame him I mean this kind of sounds like [ __ ] well what I did was is I gave him two free shots and so he made one of them in $10 and he ain't paying me no this kind of sounds like you're trying to scam people well the fair does it well yeah but that's the fair this is somebody's house what dougy what are you doing welcome to dou dunkaroo what you do is you pay me $10 no no no no he's trying to scam people out of the money douy I told you not to do that well I ain't I ain't mean to you told me the fair didn't that you got scammed out of $100 at the fair I think you two should probably just get out of here come on dou let's go I want to play this by myself damn it oh douge I cannot believe you tried scamming people but you told me I could do it because the F did it to you no I never said you could do it Marvin keep it down I'm trying to read my book well I got an idea of how you can make money douge you could try writing a book cuz the Harry Potter books have made billions of dollars but Marvin he said earlier he can't read yeah mips you just be trying to make fun of my disabilities no I'm just trying to help you make money so you can get your stupid game cuz writing a book would make you a lot of money H I guess I could try writing a books hey can I borrow you books oh yeah I think you'll like it it's about a boy named Harry Potter and he cast spells what type of smells no he cast spells he's a wizard okay I think I know what I'm going to WR abouts I can't believe you gave douge your book Marvin I think it's nice your friend is trying to read all right Marvin I wrote my books Harry poter in the unknown smell get that out of here I'm go ahead and ruin anding for you the unknown smell was his Harry poter douge that was very inappropriate you didn't write that book all you did was tape a picture to the front of her book you ruined my Harry Potter book well I'm just trying to get some money for the game listen douge if you're this desperate for money why don't you donate a kidney well what's a kidney well look it's something in your body you have two of them and you can donate one for money well how they going to get it out they're going to do surgery and cut it out well that's going to hurt yeah it's going to hurt but it'll make you money ooh money well I got me an idea all right my BBS I got my kidney what douge that's not your kidney yes it is no that's made out of Play-Doh no it's not I see the container right there don't tell nobody I'm not going to tell anyone douge but no one's going to fall for this no one's going to think this is your kidney hey there somebody call a doctor you called a doctor yeah cuz I got to get the money for the game yeah Mr doct man I want to sell my kidney for $60 but but okay hold on I have a number of questions first of all how did you even get your kidney out I pooped it out what you you just you pooped it out yeah I was sitting on the toilet and I was so really constipated and then after I went boo boo I got up and I looked down I said there go my kidney so here go my kidney I didn't even know it was possible to poop your kidney out how long has it been out because it only stays good for a few hours if it's not on Ice oh about four or five minutes okay and you only want to sell it for $60 yeah well how much can I give for it I mean kidneys usually go for thousands okay well then that no no no you said $60 oh well plus PES and fees taxes and fees on what the the new the new Call of Duty game wait wait so you want the new Call of Duty for your kidney yeah so if I go get you Call of Duty you will give me your kidney yeah that's a deal I mean it seems like a good deal for me I mean we actually do have a patient who needs a kidney uh okay I'll be right back with Call of Duty you you can't let him take this kid you got to tell them the truth there's someone that actually needs it well I really need the game okay I'm back with a new Call of Duty oh oh I just got a new Call Of dut yeah I just have to get this kidney back to the little 8-year-old boy who really needs it that's what I got to tell you I'm sorry I'm in a hurry hey you just just saved the life oh no no I got to tell something douy that 8-year-old boy going to die cuz of you oh that's [ __ ] up but at least I got a new Call Of dut this I just got a new Call of Duty I just got a new Call of Duty I just got a new Call of Duty so now I'm going to play it dougy that kid is going to die cuz you gave him a fake kidney what that kid already has two knees anyway how many more knees does he need what well I'm just going to play the game so hold on hey not right now man I'm playing the game what's wrong doctor well I got all the way back to the hospital and I told that little boy and his family congratulations you're going to live I found a new kidney for you so they all celebrated and cried and then when I went to go put the kidney in I realized it was Plato and I ate it because Plato smells delicious so now my stomach hurts and that little boy's mad at me cuz he thinks I ate his kidney and it's all his fault and he owes me $60 because I bought him Call of Duty well I got an idea I can pay you back come on welcome to Doug his dungaroo no no no I don't want to play this game it's a scam well this time the rules is different for every hold that you make that's how much money I pay you okay yeah I like that but you got to do it with this ball okay um damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it this game is hard damn it damn it damn it God damn it damn it

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Published: Sun Nov 12 2023