SML Movie: Jeffy The Elf!

okay my gingerbread men are done Junior and your stupid friends come downstairs and make the gingerbread house oh man guys I can't wait to make a house for the gingerbread men I don't like that we call them gingerbread men I think we should call them gingerbread they thems dude don't be political it's Christmas if we're going to do this make Santa Claus black my pronouns are she them let me she them titties all right everyone grab a gingerbread man to make a house for I want the one furthest away from me well then grab it Jeff you're not supposed to bite it head off oh my God you killed him you murderer murderer I didn't murder anybody I just ate a cookie Jeffy you're not supposed to eat gingerbread men they're real people well I didn't know that hey there I got a call from a gingerbread man saying one of them was murdered oh my God he's missing his head it's so barbaric put your hands behind your back you're under arrest I didn't do anything order order order order order order order I am the honorable Judge Po and today we will be hearing the case of Jeffy who is being accused of eating a gingerbread man it says here you beheaded him with your teeth you are a monster what do you have to say for yourself I just ate the gingerbread man I didn't know it was illegal you didn't know cannibalism was illegal it's a [ __ ] cookie it is not a cookie it is a man a gingerbread man you're not supposed to eat eat gingerbread men you're supposed to build them a nice little house and let them live happily ever after everybody knows this we will now hear from a gingerbread man who witnessed this awful crime tell me sir what happened okay I'll tell you do you know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man yes I know the muffin man the one who lives on J Lane well she's married to the Muffin Man The Muffin Man the muffin man she's married to the muffin man what does this have to do with the case tell me what happened to your brother eat me no no spitting in my courtroom just tell me what happened he be his head off I've heard enough Jeffy this is not the first time I've seen you in my courtroom you are a repeat offender and you need to learn how to be a good person so I sentence you to be an elf in Santa's workshop for one day an elf hey Daddy I got arrested again Jeffy how many times are you going to get arrested in your life 17 officer what he do this time his worst crime yet he bit the head off a gingerbread man Jeffy how could you how is that a crime well gingerbread men are real people they have rights don't you remember in the Constitution when they passed it to give the gingerbread men rights they still can't compete in the Olympics though they run too fast you know run run as fast as they can you can't catch them they're the gingerbread men that does not make any sense cookies don't deserve rights wa okay I didn't know we were living in in the 1800s over here Marvin I didn't know you were foodist yeah I bet you still eat Teddy Gams even though they're endangered you're only supposed to eat them during Teddy Graham season so jeffy's going to jail oh no he's going somewhere much worse than jail he's going to go be an elf up in Santa's Workshop all the way up in the North Pole yeah we got to hop on like a 36 hour flight up there with a layover in Charlotte God I hate the Charlotte Airport my flight always gets canceled and I get put on standby and then I get seated next to some fat sack of [ __ ] with a breathing problem like like what you didn't bring your cat machine and they don't even have screens on the back of the seats anymore no you got to watch the movie on your phone but the Wi-Fi sucks dick so the movie won't load and the only movie they have is Meet Dave God I'm so tired of Meet Dave I've met Dave I did not like Dave I am not a fan of Dave I'm sorry I'm just rambling come on Jeffy we got to go wait does anybody have a neck pillow no okay I guess I'll just suffer from spinal menitis come on Jeffy all right kid welcome to Santa's workshop I'll be back to pick you up in a day but if I find out you've been naughty you're going straight to prison okay hey there dude Newby I'm the head Elfa around here what's your name Twinkle Toes hey Twinkle Toes my name is pepper and her name is mint hi and that's orta hello and she's mint and my name is pepper and over there is roie all of our names add up to a word you get it yes okay so we make all the toys for all the good little boys and girls which is really ironic because I'm not allowed within a th000 ft of a playground I'm a registered one of these but that's okay cuz this is pretty cool he comes with a whole bunch of accessories they should just put me in the Box hey Pepper we're all out of the Mr Potato Head pieces all we have are the Mrs Potato Head pieces [ __ ] it just put it in the Box Christmas is in a few weeks just make sure Santa doesn't fight out so what toys do I make well your first job is to figure out where the hell the incredible hul's head is we lost it a few weeks ago and we can't give it away looking like this how was it going oh no Santa's drunk again we only have two weeks until Christmas so who are we on schedule uh we're a little behind santah oh that's okay I I don't care as long as the product looks good let's check out this Mr Potato Head please don't the [ __ ] is this it's a Mrs Potato Head in the Mr Potato Head box oh wow very creative way to use your brain you know what let me see yours holy shitty Shadow that's right Santa's crazy and Santa will blow out every single one of your brains if the next time I come here to check there's not Mr Potato Head pots in the M Potato Head box and I swear to God if someone doesn't find the head to the incredible hul Santa it's going to lose it now Santa is going to go take a really big stinky dump and when he gets back one of his LS is going to suck his candy cane yep well I mean good luck boys you got this one pepper I went crazy on it yesterday oh man I did it all last week well newbie looks like you're sucking sad as candy cane it's just a candy cane it can't be that bad uh actually stick oh hell no we got to get out of here we can't this place is locked down tighter than the Pentagon well there's got to be some way to leave the only way out is s is back but he'll know if you touch it and he'll kill you all right well if we can get out here and make it to my house you guys will be safe really yes okay I'll show you Santa's bag okay there's Santa's bag if you get in it'll take you anywhere you want to go that's how he delivers present so fast all right well let's get out of here we should get in one at a time we don't want to get in all at once and fuse together hey get away from my bag you will get back over here somebody's going to suck it oh no Santa's coming quick Twinkle Toes get in the B oh no it's not working oh I forgot it runs on Christmas spirit everybody start singing no there's not enough time I'll stall Santa I'll go crazy on it Ora no remember me forever pepper he's so brave okay we wish a Merry Christmas we wish you a Merry Christmas looks like it's my turn I hope jeffy's making a bunch of toys for all the good boys and girls out there Jeffy where did you come from the North Pole aren't you supposed to be working there in Santa's Workshop yeah but Santa Claus was going to make me suck his candy cane or he was going to shoot me in the head what oh that's not really Santa that's his evil brother cringle he just makes us call him Santa so where's the real Santa oh he's on vacation at the Bahamas he comes back to the North Pole on Christmas Eve to deliver presents cringle runs the North Pole the rest of the time and he does terrible things to us so what's your name my name is pepper and if my friends were here it would be hilarious but I'm pretty sure they're all dead except for maybe Ora if I know him he's going crazy on it well you're safe here cringle will never find you oh no he'll find me he's got a Tracker in my ass I'm his best elf he should be here any minute oh oh no that must be him please don't let him get me oh yeah and since I'm in your house I have to inform you that I'm a registered Predator but only for being on the side of a school during school hours on a care okay I'm going to go answer the door don't worry about anything hello what Goodman hey Marvin sorry I thought you were going to be Santa Claus I I'm not Santa Claus but I have a big sack and I sure ho ho hope you have your house payment oh no I don't have my house payment I mean it's the holidays can you give me this month off no because I have six side [ __ ] I have to buy presents for so what I'm going to do is I'm going to come in your house house and if I see one single Christmas present I'm taking it because if you have money for presents you have money to pay your bills what now where are those presents at Daddy what the [ __ ] why is pepper here you know pepper yeah he's my 23-year-old degenerate son that I disown because he decided to ruin his life by getting arrested for peeing on a school on a kid it was an accident you just didn't see the kid or it's Splash so he's your son not anymore I disowned him can I come home no go back to the North Pole and make toys or some [ __ ] Marvin why did you invite me over here I didn't you came from my house payment well you don't owe me one you can just keep pepper I don't want to keep pepper well I'm leaving no Daddy don't call me that you creepy [ __ ] a you Peppa I know you're here somewhere oh no he found me there you are Peppa you're coming home with me somebody hide me if any of you interferes will blow on your brains out you can take them okay no I got a big old candy can waiting for you at home Peppa oh okay no one feels bad about not helping him right no hold on my phone's ringing hello hey Marvin I just want to let you know I'm on my way to the North Pole to get your son but I got stuck in Charlotte again and my flight got canceled God damn 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Channel: SML

Views: 4,384,886

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, entertainment, jeffy the elf, elf, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, puppet, puppets, show, brooklyn guy, marvin, rose, junior, joseph, cody, hilarious, santa elf, parody, mr goodman

Id: DJ8KSH3N814

Length: 10min 32sec (632 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 11 2023