SML Movie: Jeffy's Speeding Ticket!

uh i feel so sick hey daddy i'm ready for you to take me to school oh jeffy i feel so sick i don't think i can drive you to school today can you walk walk school starts in four minutes daddy it'll take me over an hour to walk to school well jeffy i feel really sick i just can't take you today wait can i stay home no jeffy if you miss another day of school you'll get suspended great then i get to miss even more school no jeffy just just run okay well danny i'm 16 now so can i drive no oh well it looks like i'll just get suspended then well i mean you are 16. okay fine you can drive really damn well hold up you just you can't you can't get no wreck and you can't speed all right daddy i promise i won't speed no man i can't wait to pull somebody over i can't wait to write him a ticket oh look at this joker here whoa he's going 115 miles per hour all right i'm pulling him over oh the police what did i do wrong [Music] i don't have time for this these stupid pigs excuse me sir you know how fast you were going i'm sorry officer i'm just really late for school so can i go i smell burned rubber oh well it's either my tires from me speeding or i just dropped off a hot date yeah well i already wrote you a ticket for the first one because you were speeding a ticket can i take it to chuck e cheese and get a prize no it's not a chuck e cheese ticket it's a speeding ticket you have to pay it how much is it it's 500 i don't have 500 well you got 30 days to pay it my guy's gonna be mad yeah as well he should be all right i don't want to catch you speeding again got it all right i won't yeah it's right i'm a cop you gotta listen to me i own these streets he won't be speeding again i'll tell you that much jesus christ i can pull him over again he's pulling me over again for what what now all right i told you not to speed and then you took off speeding well i had to get to school so if i'm late for school it's your fault all right well here's another speeding ticket oh yeah 498 more of these guys give me a chucky basketball no no it's still a speeding ticket whoa how fast do you want me to go not fast at all i want you to go slow fine all right now i gotta pull him over for going too slow hey hey stop stop stop stop driving hey hey would you stop the car what now now you're going too slow and i have to give you a slow ticket you say i'm going too fast you say i'm going too slow what do you want me to do i just want you to drive the speed limit all right well how about you drive me to school then all right fine oh man i'm so nervous i wonder if jeffy's okay what jump ding-a-ling jeffy how's the car did you scratch it did you wreck it danny the car is fine i'm the safest driver ever so nothing bad happened well i got pulled over for what because the police officer wanted to tell me i was just the safest driver ever so nothing bad happened you didn't wreck it you didn't hit anybody you didn't run anybody over you didn't get a speeding ticket jeffy why are you making that face jeffy did you get a speed ticket jeffy did you get a speeding ticket did you yes or no no say yes or no yes or no yes or no yes or no say yes if you did or no if you didn't yes if you did know if you didn't chef did you get a speeding ticket or not i did not you promise i promise why did you put your hand behind your back because i'm sticking my fingers in my butt see we're gonna smell it i know i thought you were crossing your fingers who's at the door uh don't answer it why because it's a game i like to play called don't answer the door when you're showing at the door well i'm answering it well you just lost the game daddy uh hello hey there the cops what are you doing here well i just wanted to check and see if your son told you what happened today what happened today well he got a bunch of traffic violations and speeding tickets but he did yeah he didn't tell you no well let me come in and i'll show you all of them come inside that is it jeffy you are so grounded grounded what did i do what'd you do what'd you do officer what'd he do well he's got about 45 speeding tickets and traffic violations 45 tickets yeah daddy i'm trying to get the chucky cheese basketball what yeah you see he's under the impression that he can cash these in for prizes at chuck e cheese he can't oh i know i tried to tell him that but he didn't listen what do you do to get these tickets oh well let's see we got a speeding ticket uh a speeding ticket uh another speeding ticket uh yet another speeding ticket a traffic violation for running a red light uh let's see indecent exposure for whipping his peepee out in a school zone uh let's see here we got a traffic violation for a hit and run of an old lady a traffic violation for driving backwards uh traffic violation for driving on the wrong side of the road uh indecent exposure because he showed me his ball and then uh jaywalking because he actually got out of the car and just jaywalked for no reason jaywalking yeah daddy i call it jaywalking because i'm doing it and my name's jeffy so it's jeffy walking yeah yeah he tried to explain that when i gave him the ticket how much are all these tickets like how much had to cut they pay the tickets about ten thousand dollars ten thousand dollars today yeah ten thousand dollars we don't have that money well it's not even the worst part because since he gets so many tickets they want me to actually arrest him arrested like tonight i go to jail yeah yeah jail jeffy you're going to jail daddy i ain't going back that police officer can tongue punch my fart box i'm gonna go get my car and go on a high-speed chase wow jimmy well i can't believe your life's gotten this bad wow wow you know that was a really touching moment okay i'll tell you what if you guys can come up with the money by tonight i will not arrest him two thousand dollars by tonight yeah if you can do it i won't arrest jeffy how was yours to come up with 10 000 tonight well you better i'll be back later for the money jeffy how are we gonna get that much money by the end of tonight oh we could rob a store daddy or jeffy i'm not gonna go to jail too well danny they got cash registers and a safe easy money daddy okay fine jeffy we'll rob a store but we're gonna do it the right way okay i wanna wear gloves we're not going to leave behind any evidence because i don't want to get caught we're going to spray paint the cameras we're going to shut off the alarms we're not getting caught okay all right man let's go rob a store all right jeffy we're going to break in and the alarm's going to go off your job is to find the alarm and shut it off i'm going to spray paint the camera so they don't have any evidence all right daddy i don't know what could possibly go wrong with this idea nothing's gonna go wrong all right jeffy turn off the alarm where do i go check in the back i have to spray paint this camera which one shuts off the alarm um i'm gonna try this one no not that one no not that one either i'm gonna try this one jeffy hurry i'm trying um maybe this one no this one this one this one this one all right daddy good job all right jeffy i spray painted the cameras and the alarms off so let's hit the registers first before we hit the safe all right daddy watch these hands go to work oh jeffy look at all that money yeah who would have thought daddy look at us jeffy and mario stealing money out of the cash register i don't know i would have thought that either they just grabbed all the money oh look at all that money oh it's just piling up 120 what is this we're gonna wait a pair of your speeding tickets and have more money left over [Applause] yeah you guys grab the coins you got the coins all right let's go let's go to the safe there we go oh jeffy look how big this safe is how much money do you think is in there ten thousand no twenty thousand no forty i got an inch open don't open it twenty dollars that's it i think they must have taken all their money to the bank guy what that's a what a rip-off let me grab it twenty dollars let's get out of here jeffy all right i'm gonna go to jail for this all right let's see what this alarm's about wait is that the car i pulled over earlier that's probably nothing all right let's see here what okay the door's unlocked that's not good this is definitely a break-in or maybe the last person just forgot to lock their door after they got off the shift oh that makes sense let's take a look all right jeffy let's get out of here who is that daddy that's the cops oh daddy i really have to go right now what okay what was that please shut up don't make another noise i had to go you did not have to do that okay i definitely heard somebody in here no there's not anybody in here okay well if there is somebody in here i'm coming around the counter i'll be coming around the counter when i come i'll be going together he's coming behind the back i just came around the counter right now there's no money in the register oh no okay let's see here all the bills are missing but there's a lot of change left so one of two things happened either people have only been paying in coins all day or somebody stole all the cash out of the register i'm gonna go with the second one i'm gonna go check the safe right now jeffy he's coming oh we're gonna hide oh we can hide in the freezer daddy okay open it open open it all right go go okay okay jeffy we're safe in here um daddy what i think we're stuck in here stuck in here i think it locked look jimmy is locked hey daddy look at my big wiener we're talking about that jumper locking in we're gonna freeze today well danny we can call for help but who's gonna help us your police show i'm sure that y'all shine well when he opens up the door he's gonna see that with robbers and he's gonna arrest us well we can take our mask off yeah we can take our mask off and say that we got stuck in here and that we were customers looking for food let's take our mask off all right hold on jeffy call for help okay all right help my big winner jay stop it help my wiener daddy help help well that's not good the safe is open we have a confirmed robbery but where are the robbers what is that oh my god there's somebody locked in the freezer oh my god what if the robbers forced the hostages into the freezer and then locked them in i gotta save them oh thank god we're saved you shaved my winner stop it oh my god how long were you guys in there we were in there for like months well really because the robbery just happened we went in there for months we were in there for like five minutes and then you saved us yeah what happened i'll tell you what happened a father and son was just trying to pan their speeding ticket and they said that they had nothing to live for and it definitely wasn't us and they put us in the freezer and said give us all your money you're gonna freeze to death wow what would they look like oh it looked like a santa claus santa claus yeah it was santa claus he said the north pole is melting from the ozone layer he said he lost all his money and all his elves wow wow that's horrible well did he have any accomplices reindeer reindeer yeah yes it was dasher and denture and donald nixon really uh what about comet cube hubert uh george w what about rudolph yeah rudolph was on the roof he was the getaway driver yeah yep it was rudolph it was all the engineer he he already left so so we got to get going let's go jeffy wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what's in that bag it's uh ornaments ornaments yeah ornaments santa claus turning to the grinch you're trying to take all the lights in the ornament but we saved we saved the ornaments oh good thinking yeah so we're gonna go thanks officer yeah you two stay safe all right jeffy let's count all our money daddy tell him bring me my money all right jeffy do you think that's ten thousand dollars danny that doesn't even look like 200 bucks jeffy how would you get 9 800 by the end of the night well we can always rob some more stores not so fast oh what are you doing here well once you two left the store i decided to check the freezer and i found masks uh mask those aren't our masks oh yeah well you two were in the freezer and then i remembered you two have to come up with ten thousand dollars by the end of the night so i think you broke into the store to steal that money no we said santa claus broke in where'd you get all this money from well is it illegal to have money because if it is you better arrest jeff bezos all right well i also have this just before the cameras were spray painted black they got this picture recognize the hat hey guy look that's your hat no everyone wears that hat okay how about this the cameras also got this audio after they were spray painted black look at us jeffy and mario stealing money out of the cash register either all the money how about that that that that is not us really no nope daddy i think he knows you josh i do okay fine it was us look there it is we were just trying to steal the two thousand dollars because i don't want jeffy to go to jail and i would do anything for my son i would do anything for him not to go to jail oh oh man oh you know this situation is really touching my heart it really reminds me of the time that my dad robbed the store to pay off my 45 speeding tickets i miss you daddy really yeah just forget about all the speeding tickets i just don't want him to drive ever again got it trust me he will never drive ever again you can bag jeffy never drive ever again bad all right fine well as long as you two learned your lesson you jeffy did you learn your lesson you're not allowed to drive ever again yeah daddy i don't even like driving anyway there's too many rules like you can't go too fast can't go too slow you know what i just like being chauffeured around anyway daddy so [Music] so

Channel: SML

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Rating: 4.8420415 out of 5

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, speeding ticket, camaro, zl1, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, brooklyn guy, super mario, mario, nintendo, video game, comedy, skit, entertainment, hilarious, laugh, jeffys speeding ticket, friends

Id: TP1d10__P0Y

Length: 14min 42sec (882 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 09 2020