SML Movie: Zombie Jeffy!

jeffy are you ready for dinner mommy i swear if you guys try to feed me green binge again i will unleash a rage unlike anything you've ever seen before i will say the worst word i can possibly think of in that moment oh jeffy all right jeffy here's your dinner green beans woodpecker jack fade jeffy that's not a bad word well the second word is the second word means baby well jeffy don't say that well the youtube robot didn't hear me say it and it does mean jeffy just eat your green beans i don't have to ah you do have to i know you're not jeffy eat your green beans why because they're good for you why because they're green why because they're a vegetable why because i don't know jeffy oh i got you daddy i have to eat it jeffy what can i do to make you eat your green beans um stick your head in a port-a-potty for 10 minutes jeffy what's something realistic i can do stick your hand in the porter potty for 10 minutes no jeffy what's something not gross i can do make me a milkshake you're not drinking a milkshake jeffy that's unhealthy says the fat guy jeffy there is no fat shaming in this house just because mario's speck what what jeffy look just eat your green beans okay i'll get you a milkshake after you finish your green beans daddy this is not my first rodeo i'm not even taking these green beans in my mouth until there's a milkshake sitting right here so tooth that bottom all right jeffy you want a milkshake i'll get you a milkshake good yeah oh yeah mario what are you doing making jeffy a green bean milkshake mario that's disgusting no it's healthy he's not gonna know he's gonna think it's a milkshake okay mario that's not gonna work it's gonna work trust me baby let me just add the milk oh yeah that's looking like a milkshake uh-huh oh that's so gross mario just trust me baby he's not gonna notice it now watch this milk shake-a-roni uh-huh no mario it looks delicious you can't beat that oh he's not gonna know okay no one's gonna know all right no one's gonna know all right jeffy here's your jeffy beans that means you don't get your milkshake well good because i literally just washed you guys with my own two eyes put cans of green beans in the blender and blend it up and try to pass it off as your milkshake jeffy what are you talking about we didn't do that you guys were literally five feet from me you were standing right there it's true mario he saw us jimmy drink your gravy milkshake right now okay daddy let me just take a oh it's so good mmm yummy oh what oh jeffy you know what you're gonna eat your greens i'm gonna give you five more cans of green beans danny you'll never get a green bean down my throat mario why don't we try feeding him something else never never jedi this makes war oh he's gonna get some green beans he's gonna eat some green beans tonight [Music] jeffy's eating some green beans i sure showed my daddy i'm never eating green beans ever ever again hey jeffy who's that your worst nightmare danny why are you selling them you should ate your green beans when you had the chance no more mr nice guy and why are you wearing those goofy glasses you're gonna regret not eating your green beans well i'm not eating them so i don't know what you want me to say do me a favor say uh you missed ha ha i don't miss twice huh okay maybe i missed twice but i won't miss a third time third time's a charm jeffy you chose the hard way when you shared shows the easy way mario how's it going i just fed jeffy a mouth full of green beans oh god did he like him set him right to sleep mario jeffy's not breathing but he's not oh he's just playing around he just acts like that because it tastes so bad well how did you feed it to him shot at donna's throat with this nerf gun mario he's choking well he's not choking he looks nothing like the atlanta falcons mario mario like he's dying well i'm not gonna lick his butt mario we need to call the doctor right now so we can see jeffy jeffy come [Applause] hold on let me finish my line first hey there somebody call a doctor doctor my son is choking hold on hold on i'm the doctor here no one's choking unless i say they're choking let's take a look um yeah well the good news is he's not choking really yeah the bad news is he already choked he already choked give him cpr hold on how old is he 16. ooh yeah sorry no can do 18 and up that's my rule you're not dating him no you don't know you know it starts with the kiss and then maybe you go out to dinner and one thing leads to another so i just want to play it safe 18 or not you know call me in two years we'll see what happens oh there's nothing you could do like what's wrong with him i mean he's dead man [Applause] it's like i come out of the operating room they're like how is he and it's like can i just text it to you because i don't really want to say it out loud i'm sorry what he shut up okay should i be getting my cop uniform oh no no no no no no no this is what happens look i took this nerf gun and i put green beads in it because jeffy wouldn't eat his green beans and i shot him down his throat and then he choked i don't this isn't really looking too good for you it was an accident could you keep it down we're trying to have a conversation could you just take that to another level my god you have to live with that jesus i was i was gonna arrest you but that's punishment enough you're going to be deaf well so so jeffy's really dead yeah he's dead like he's gone forever he's like there's no bringing him back yeah that's what dead means there's nothing you can do to bring jeffy back i mean you could try burying him in the pet cemetery what's that well it's a movie i saw one time it's like these people they bury their pets in like the cemetery and the pets come back to life is that real no man it's a movie oh why would you tell me about that i just thought it was cool i don't know so you can't bring jeffy back to life no sorry i can help you bury him though you can help me bury you yeah i'll go get my shovel and i guess we could just bury him in the backyard like a like a pet hamster or something oh come on oh jeffy i'm so sorry all right he's buried oh poor jeffy it's a good thing you had a spare piece of wood we could call ripping through though oh i miss him so much it's all my fault oh yeah some advice if you ever sell your house uh let the people who live here after you know that your son's buried in the backyard you don't want them getting a nasty surprise when they try to put a pool in okay i'll remember that jeffy's gone forever oh we have to remember him by is this helmet oh baby i'm so sorry but we can always make another one what do you mean mario we can always make another jeffy but jeffy ate all the play doh i didn't mean make him out of play-doh then what did you mean mario just forget it look just after a while it'll be like jeffy never existed you did this it was an accident i was just trying to feed him with vegetables and it cost him his life look if i could bring jeffy back i would you know i would i didn't mean for that i didn't even choke you know i didn't know what was gonna happen i thought he was gonna eat his vegetables maybe if i could bring jeffy back i would but that'll never happen he's gone forever is that my phone jeffy's calling should jeffy answer it mario this better not be some type of prank oh hello [Music] oh hello [Music] oh you got you got the wrong number bye was it jeffy mario well i mean he's dead so no it's not him someone has his phone is messing with us so we had to disconnect that number [Music] who's at the door i don't know mario look thing mario we need to open the door well what makes you think we have to do that what if it's jimmy it's not jack i don't i don't know what that thing is mario i'm opening the door what do you think it's like he's a zombie what's he doing [Music] yeah that's jeffy that's definitely jeffy oh okay so let's call it doctor and see if he can be saved so maybe he has some life in him and he's just really sick you know but let's call it doctor come on jeffy come on come on hey there somebody call a doctor yes doctor my son is a zombie is this is a zombie mario i don't want to stand by him i'm afraid he's going to eat me all right jeffy look get away from rosalina come closer to me come closer to me you touched me i don't know what happened i don't know like he just showed up at our front door breathing like that and acting all scary like maybe he's still alive maybe he needs medical attention well i guess i could give him like a like an examination or something i mean clearly his arm is missing and that eye looks like it's gone bad wait jeffy show us the top of your head oh yeah his brain's sticking out that's not good was it like that already i don't know he always wore a helmet so i don't know if his brain was taken out oh well i do like those sweet designer jeans he's wearing hey hey you get those that abba zombie and fitch you get it like like abercrombie and fish is the clothing store but but he's a zombie you know so like he'd chop and have a zombie in a fetch yeah yeah you get like a zombie and fish because it's you know it's like a pun you know okay is there anything you can do about our son biggest zombie like can you bring him back to life well i don't know about that but i do know zombies eat brains and we should probably get him some brains before he gets hungry yeah we don't want him to eat our brains oh i just remembered i have a whole bunch of brains in my car i'll be right back oh okay [Music] these brains look delicious why do you have a plate full of brains in your car what you don't like to get a little road brain i like to munch on these while i'm driving you eat brains well yeah when you eat somebody's brain you learn everything they know like let me check this guy out oh okay okay did you know that when the queen ant dies all the other ants in the colony also die because they live off of the queen's poop that guy was an entomologist okay well we should maybe feed these brains to jeffy he's the one that's a zombie oh yeah sure here you go jeffy jeffy chew with your mouth closed all right so now that he's eating those brains what do we do can we turn jeffy back into a human i don't know oh i have an idea if i if i try tasting all these brains maybe one of them will know what to do okay okay let me try this one jeffy oh okay oh okay okay yeah i i think i know what to do what well you see jeffy came back from the dead because he wants to teach you a lesson now if only one of these brains spoke zombie yeah that was the one okay jeffy [Music] what's he saying uh-huh i see i see what do you want well you see what jeffy needs is he needs you to stick your head in a porta potty for 10 minutes what yeah that's what he wants is there anything else i can do well let me ask you no that's what he wants go do it okay i'll do it i'll i'm going to put a body okay there's a porta potty the powder he once told me oh hey donkey shrek you were in there yeah donkey i gave birth to a little crap baby out of my butthole eight pounds three ounces donkey i'm a proud mommy so it stings really bad in there oh yeah donkey i think the stench is starting to breach the doorway hurry up and get a whiff donkey one two three all right do it with me donkey oh god it smells so bad yeah donkey if you're gonna go in there i think you're gonna need a gas mask don't get oh okay [Laughter] oh god i did it i did it was so gross but i did it that was payback daddy for you making me in your green beans what we got you good mario wait you were a part of this i did the makeup makeup yeah daddy this is all makeup come on pretty girl and who do you think really amputated jeffy's arm so you could pull it off me so all you guys were in on this why mario you shouldn't force feed jeffy to eat green beans yeah daddy and whatever you experienced out in that porta potty is exactly what happens every time i have to eat green beans i guess you guys are right i shouldn't just force feed jeffy green beans i should actually feed him nutritional foods and with protein and other types of stuff from the food pyramid it shouldn't just be green beans i'm sorry jeffy for all these years of me trying to force feed you green beans i promise i'll be a better dad and feed you different foods pee pee that's what i'm talking about daddy all right jeffy where's my 20 bucks oh it's right here i don't know thank you all right jeffy come on let's go get your arm sewed back on [Music]

Channel: SML

Views: 17,012,793

Rating: 4.8131909 out of 5

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, zombie, zombie jeffy, hilarious, laugh, friends, super mario, video games, games, rosalina, brooklyn guy, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, green beans, nerf, entertainment, scary, horror, comedy, logan, puppet

Id: NFWdhIdn3J0

Length: 16min 11sec (971 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 28 2020