SML Movie: Jeffy's Drivers License!

July where you activate schools thought that five minutes if you're late again they're gonna kick you out of school hey Jame what are you doing this edge of a hiding so I don't have to go to school well you're going to school Jimmy get down right now one because you're gonna be late to school Jimmy they're gonna kick you out oh you're coming down you're coming down oh well Jeff you don't want to get down so I'm gonna make you get down all right enough games come on you're going to school but I hate school day I don't care come on you're going to school what day I need my paint job I can't go is going on my paint job just do a pencil jumpy all right here's your pencil put back your nose all right Danny huh you are absolutely ridiculous Jeff you're gonna be late for school and they're gonna kick you don't care about that nope rapid speed hold on Jeffy chubbie please tell me I hit a squirrel um woof I squirrels bright-red you - Lamborghini on it but yeah you hit a squirrel give me your [ __ ] drivers life but my driver's license why cuz you're not a [ __ ] Drive I was in a rush I was taking my son to school taking your skin you need to go to school driving school because you don't know how to [ __ ] draw I'm sorry I was in a rush I'm really sorry what am I gonna do with it I'm sorry more you I'm sorry doesn't fix my [ __ ] Lamborghini you give me your driver's license and your insurance because my neck hurts what is this for you my driver's license wrong it's my driver's license now el-banna hard time figuring out what I want to do with it I thought about cutting it up but that would be too simple I don't thought about lighting it on fire but then again that would be too simple so you know what I'm gonna do with em are you what I'm gonna go to NASA and I'm gonna buy a rocket ship for three billion dollars and I'm gonna go to the very tippy top top of that rocket ship and I'm gonna duct-tape your driver's license to the tip then I'm gonna personally get down launch button and block that [ __ ] right through the middle of the goddamn Sun and I won't sleep a second Mario until I have a direct [ __ ] hit in the middle of the goddamn Sun oh but you can't do that yes I can well what if I call the cops I already did hey there I heard you're back Jakarta this billion is Lamborghini yes I did officer and he's trying to take my driver's license tell me can't do that no no he can yes I can't oh yes he can do that mr. Benjamin Franklin here says I can isn't that right mr. Franklin see money talks well obviously get a new drivers license huh yeah I guess you could do that no he can't no you cannot mr. Franklin's friend Ian mr. Jackson says you can well you can't accept money in bribes yes I can Mario you know why what am i what I don't know I'm a crooked cop I love money well to get around and take my son to school I have to be able to drive and get food what I gotta do Mario I don't give two shits I took two shits this morning in my Louis Vuitton gold toilet now I don't have any more shits together now if you excuse me I have to take this [ __ ] to the tip of a rocket ship oh oh come on officer you can't take my life the way I need it look man the best I can do is give you a license back in 30 days and you got to be hush about it okay okay what what am I gonna do for 30 days don't you have any friends I could drive you around what about your son he's 14 ah well okay look I'm a cop all right I can do whatever I want oh oh like last night I walked into my apartment and there was a random guy there so I got scared and I shot him and then it turns out it wasn't even my apartment Oh silly me now anybody else had done that they would have gone to jail with me I get off scot-free okay so what were you trying to offer me oh yeah I could give you son a driver's license test and give him his driver's license if he passes and then he could drag you around for 30 days and then I could take away his license give you yours back okay but here's the problem I don't even trust my son eating with a fork so I'm gonna chop them on the car okay look man I'm trying to help you out you want it or not okay fine but you better make sure that Jeffy does the test right and he even hit a safe driver all right fine let's do it okay Jeffy are you ready to take your driving test yeah all right Jeff you'd be really careful okay just be really careful take it nice and slow hey hey I don't want you being a distraction you get back there and you shut your trap okay okay Jeffy now what's the first thing you do when you get in the car um honk the horn no why would you honk the horn so let the hose know I'm coming what hose know what what's the next thing you do when you get in the car I'll make sure there's a balloon for my peepee and a glove compartment what no I mean in the car the next thing what do you do oh um no how about you push that button over there and you start the car why so we can go why so we can take the test why you don't want to take the damn test all right don't push a button good calm down you just turned it on which which is something I could never do for my ex-wife okay what's the next thing you do um I don't know how about you check your mirrors and buckle your seatbelt or what so we can be safe just buckle your seatbelt wanna buckle my seatbelt Hey I guess you're wearing a helmet so I guess it'll be fine just okay so for our first test you're gonna drive up to those cones up there you're gonna stop before you hit him all right do not hit the cones don't hit the cones that's right do not hit the cones just just pretend to my ex-wife take that you [ __ ] Jeffy hit the cones uh yeah and he passed I told him the cones with my ex-wives you know what to do it was a trick question all right Jeffy Park over there for our next test all right okay Jeffy so for our next test we're gonna do a police simulation test well I'm gonna pretend that I pull you over for speeding and then you just act like you would during a normal routine traffic stop okay all right all right okay just keep your cool just keep your cool then all the way Wow what's wrong with you you don't have to follow directions boy all right do you know why I pulled you over no well it seems like you were going a little fast back there what's your hurry Oh smelt bacon so I had to speed up oh you got quite a mouth on you don't you boy all right let me see your license of registration I have a line change oh you don't have a license all right step out of the car officer you know he doesn't have a license hey I'm not talking to you all right you step out of the car come on stupid I do nothing all right you got any mary-jane yeah hi you packing the only thing I'm packing just 2-inch PP oh yeah they're gonna love that in prison all right I get into a cavity search mixer you don't have anything hidden up your butt oh you're on fine something cuz I've been constipated for two weeks all right officer officer look a little job to do that it's just a test come on hey you want to hand up your bike - what no sir but look there's cut se he passed right all right yeah I guess he he acted like most drivers do whatever next test all right all right Jeffy so our next test is the designated driver test I'm gonna pretend that I'm extremely drunk and then whatever you do you have to not give me the car keys okay do not give me those keys no matter what I do or what I say you got it okay all right now let's switch seats hey hey I'm [ __ ] up hi I had to to tree tree tree bees and I can't wait jeez well Oh No hey hey hey well you you you you give me keys oh hey you you you you see you see me I am pleased man yeah you do what I say ice ice again key was it is tasty beverage it was that sprite ha ha I'm talking to you that's right hi uh uh oh god I need those keys man hey III get I got I gotta pick up my kids from work you're gonna get fired if I [ __ ] you the keys now all right all right let's do this alright alright yeah you weren't supposed to give me the keys but you passed I got to hit my wife so you pass give me the kit you're drunk well look it's fine okay still got the hit there's no big deal okay so just picnic test all right Jeffy you see those guns up there yeah they're separated just like me and my wife now I want you to imagine that you're in traffic and it's an emergency and you got to go really fast but there's a lot of traffic in the way so you get a weave in and out of the cars right I want you to do that with those cones pretend those cones are caused right don't hit the cones because if you hit a cone you hit a car okay okay just weave in and out between them all right you think you can do that yeah I got all right let's go all right okay okay easy easy all right that's good that's good all right all right keep going go away I don't think you hit it all right all right good Wow okay oh wow javi you did it huh yeah you didn't actually hit any cones that's awesome all right now I want you to pretend that those cones are my ex-wife good yes take that you [ __ ] man Jeffrey you are good at this oh they Lassalle you've made him do with hit codes give you a real driving test hey I said shut your trap he is passing well always does hit codes all day get back there alright Jeffy so now I want you to go to McDonald's McDonald's yes just take me to McDonald boy just do it Jeffy come on take me to McDonald's oh right alright Jeffy here we are at McDonald's now we're gonna do the happy meal test that's where I act like a spoiled little kid who wants a happy meal and then you tell me that I have to eat something healthy and then I start crying and screaming like a little girl and then you give me a happy meal anyway okay know what to do with driving everybody goes through this when they start driving and besides I really just want a happy meal alright let's go through the drive-thru okay Jeffy me oh happy meal happy meal have real happy meal happy meal happy meal just one second I want a happy meal ah you're getting a salad I wanna appease your gang a salad please chicken nuggets a chicken nugget happy meals barbecue sauce with barbecue sauce and apple juice and apple juice you're doing apple slices I hate you don't get apple sausage with that you always do this you're the worst dad ever oh not yet three times 7.0 all right Jeffy here's your driver's license you passed yeah he actually passed yeah the last part of the test was to get a happy meal and he did it well that's so awesome ginger cable you actually passed no I didn't think you were gonna pass but now you can drive me around the next thirty days and still go to school get my fries here and get my chicken nuggets nice and no get my barbecue sauce and I am my apple slices hick wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait a minute Jeffy can I have your license back please oh one thanks yeah you actually failed failed why he fell you just let me pass there's no toy in the Happy Meal and that's what makes it a happy meal and so just look at my face do I look happy to you oh no no not one bit see now this is not a happy meal it's a sad meal it's a frowny meal because of my frowny face see that look there's no toy oh yeah we can just draw your back and give it a look to it nope see in 30 days for your license Mario I can't wait for you to see this watch Mario do you know what that is a rocket ship it's a three billion dollar rocket ship and you want to know what's duct taped to the top of that rocket ship my driver or driver's license that's right Mario if you don't know what this is a button yeah and you want to know what happens when I press this button what my hand is that rocket ship blast the [ __ ] off Ryan Judah goddamn son so say bye-bye to your license Mario what say bye-bye to your license but I've never seen something so goddamn beautiful in my entire [ __ ] life direct [ __ ] hit in the middle of the goddamn Sun worth every [ __ ] pin [Music]

Channel: SLL

Views: 29,423,882

Rating: 4.7896986 out of 5

Keywords: fun, supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, driver license, drivers license, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, car, puppet, plush, super mario, nintendo, driving, hilarious, entertainment, show, mario, video game, test, goodman, lamborghini

Id: 3DzqFp9EfNY

Length: 13min 40sec (820 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 21 2018