Smash Bros, but if I say ANY character's name then I die

hey this is doug doug where we solve problems that no one has today i'm going to attempt to beat the classic mode of smash bros ultimate but if i say the name of any of the 84 playable characters out loud then my voice program will yell at me and i have to immediately die and reset the whole run now there are six total levels in classic mode plus a final boss with two master hands i have to beat that full thing on the hardest difficulty while responding to my twitch chat i only get a single continue if i die to a computer and if i say anybody's name it means a full reset i'll start this challenge off with my main boy king ddd here we go all right [ __ ] give me your best i've been training for this with gta 5 and skyrim i'm ready obviously super [ __ ] easy again i'm not like an expert you just said ike dumbass okay i need to learn to not say the l word have you seen the new documentary on louis louis i really liked it i don't know who louie is good try though this is very random but do you use google chrome chrome or fire f the f you just said krom you son of a [ __ ] [Music] easy and i use microsoft edge see this is why my big penguin man is perfect for this because i can just throw giant smash attacks without paying attention all right i'll get better at the actual game don't worry i haven't played in like a year i was never that good i'm playing on a pro controller there's a delay on obs i'll get better can you please ban joe from the chat he's hurt nobody is going to ban our beloved friend joe i know a lot of people want the mods to get rid of him this stream is already starting to drag on no it isn't yo doug have you ever met tonight have you ever met no i've never i've never met a soldier because you know it's 2021. oh i'm speeding up chat god maybe this is it maybe it's just like a 10 minute challenge gotta ramp your game up just said ike dumbass the l word is so hard for me i do not say that word consciously i never think about saying that word i had some delicious food last night had some delicious i love mac and cheese that sounds delicious but i only like lots of mac and cheese you just said ike dumb ass the issue is like my brain i'm bad at multitasking and so like trying to play the game while reading is just like my brain cannot handle it and then when there's like 90 different words now you just said ike dumbass this is awesome take a bowser take a bow oh my god i almost said it i was trying to think it through and was about to go through with it you just said ike dumb ass so it turns out that this challenge is not actually about playing smash bros this is an advanced torture device to train my brain not to say the word like constantly and it turns out i say the word like all the time so it'll be interesting to see if this challenge can successfully beat this word out of my brain god it is gonna feel so good when i beat this [ __ ] i'm going to win i promise i will beat this challenge legitimately i didn't come to this channel to watch me be a [ __ ] coward and just say the l word constantly get the [ __ ] off my ship hey duck been watching a while on youtube and this is the first time you're watching a stream while riding my bike club from australia wait you're watching while riding your bike you just said like son of a [ __ ] i swear to god oh my god i didn't reply to the whole thing i was like i'll just reply to the bike part [ __ ] we're warmed up i love your mustache it's very stepped out chic does your girlfriend wear a choker joker you just said joker how do you like your body pillows jiggly puffy probably something in between is my best nest little column b i just gave a speech favorite superhero steve rogers aka cpt america no steve rogers dude you just said steve steve rogers son of a [ __ ] just said he thought i was being clever by not calling him a hero okay you just said hero what is your favorite animal mine is the gazelle mine ellen was good very subtle hi doug what's your favorite steven spielberg movie i think saving private royan really tracked man do you like terry crews or are you more of a samuel jackson man take a peek at you dude hey doug i know you'll probably think this is a trick i just want to say hello from the house you just said good luck you can't say that you're in the hospital you just said and then trick me come on come on oh hospital has pit you [ __ ] i am currently in the hospital of the blood clots and then one day it's clogged look at you how many of you are in the hospital today every time you just said a stream like this i learned new fun facts about what my twitch audience turns out most of you are divorced and the vast majority are in the hospital are there any maps with a spike pit you guys have said spike a lot i know that the p word right after is a trick is spike anything i cannot think of how that relates to any character you just said dumb ass wow i'm stupid my wife isabelle like just left me do you have any words for my broken heart i don't i don't know how to like you just said like no i was literally saying i don't know how to replace the word like in a sentence and i said it the ike thing really is terrible i do genuinely think i will get better at it over the course of like 30 to 60 minutes eventually my brain we will beat it into submission yeah has anybody been keeping track of the number of times i've lost to the l word i'm not good at fighting games i'm like very just like the queen is the worst part of the royal family she is like p no you just said like no i'm so dumb we don't need any more tourism like in england no you just said god damn it i cannot figure out what character sounds anything like canon you just said like god you just said like you just said like you just said like you just said it's like just talking is dangerous because of that word my god cause sometimes you use it as a filler and sometimes i'm describing that i enjoy something hey doug how do you have so much patience i've lost my mind waiting for waluigi to be in smash that's what you don't know about patience w is never gonna be in smash you just said like dumb ass i didn't dude this program is getting worse i swear this program is getting worse i'm gonna be better and it's getting worse i said look i did not say ike so i just have to get better faster than the program gets worse and eventually we do it i don't think my last message went through for some reason my last message went through for some reason went on sport martial thank you you just said mario no i didn't i said thank you that's the farthest i've gotten i'm like over halfway i'm getting farther and farther and i said thank you and i got [ __ ] thank you for the donation pac-man i saw your name by the way when was the last time you went to trick-or-treating i you just said ike dumbass no i did not that is absolute [ __ ] i said uh i'll honor it but that's stupid hey duck dog hope your day is going good easy you just said daisy i said easy i said easy because i killed them easily easy you said that was so daisy i did not oh kick those computers ass that was daisy man this is it you just said pit no i didn't i can feel myself getting better my brain is getting dumber and the smarter for this challenge if you think about it i just have to beat all of my mental energy into a pulp so i'm too stupid to like say anything this run i will get farther than any previous one i promise you yes this stream is nice but have you visited schleswigstein no i haven't i don't know what you can't send german i don't even know how to pronounce it off the top do you like michael dyke candy what no oh my god just walk into my f-smash that's all i'm asking oh my god farthest i've gotten let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's [ __ ] go this is the last level what was your least it was taken so god damn long to get here just said ken [ __ ] what i liked more was mathematics taken you just said ken [Music] i thought that was safe i've been within a few seconds of beating the challenge it is clearly doable i don't know if this map is hard or if all lamar i was like what that was very good well done you just said rosalina no i didn't tag what's your favorite fast food restaurant i like kentucky fried ice climbers i really like this spicy chicken i don't think that's a restaurant but you've just been buying hamburgers from some guy in a dumpster oh my god get the [ __ ] out of here yes yes that is [ __ ] that is [ __ ] i am in the [ __ ] zone you just said falcon no i didn't as i was saying i'm in the [ __ ] zone have you heard of my friend lou who's seen the grain ninja lou has seen a few things for sure hey dude what is a bell something that goes above the what isabel no i you just said isabelle why did i wait before saying isabelle i need it i just what god i'm so stupid that was smart from yours you're going to saw con this so are we just doing these nuts jokes now have you heard of john cena i heard they flew cena out to do some make-a-wish charity work scenes nuts okay it's just me versus the hands this is not a trick don't overthink this perfectly normal donation normal donation hey doug i'm sitting here in my bathrobe genuinely enjoying your genuine genuinely enjoying did he win chaps did he oh my god i haven't won no i do have two lives how many times i'm pressing the [ __ ] tilt butt why is it not working i don't understand oh my god please i have one more life i want more life is waluigi in this game is walls in this game i don't have an l to the discord oh my god that's one all these tricks can really give you all of these teams can really give you oh my god please don't trick me please don't trick me oh my god no continue doug you've got this take a deep breath blink and don't say like like i have to be really careful with my words okay this is it i'm gonna use simpler english me and joy [Music] me and joy me good good enjoy me enjoy hey have you done joy the dog 47 was invented in 1947 by mikhail kalashnikov chambered in 7.62 and engineer brandon i gotta keep these simpler my you just said ike dumbass apparently you know exactly what you were doing don't let complicated messages mislead you remember doug good doug like good good not bad good it is going great it good it good it's just the challenge me good good this good dog good good dog is saturday considered to be a weekday or weekend oh my god saturday is considered to be the weekend you just said ken [ __ ] i know it was a trick but i couldn't think of anything i couldn't think of anything nobody said weekend before nobody said weekend ever [Music] stop for the day no [ __ ] chance i am doing this tonight you underestimate how stubborn my brain is if there's a something that is within reach that i know is doable i have to do it [Music] i have two lives i'm going into the final battle when the imposter is suspicious if you agree [Music] damn looks like this stream is dragging on are you planning to cap it or just like which company did you work for before i am curious to hear ea the entire bank i get one life it will be okay doug just relax and think about happy rabbits i am thinking [Music] [Music] or sonic or you just said villager pit or roy or robber probably or ike oh my god you just said rob so in the end after only eight and a half hours of practice i successfully beat the classic mode without saying any character's name and i'm happy to announce that this challenge did not stop me from saying the word like i still say it like all the time the only thing that happened is that i legitimately got nightmares that night where i was in a job interview for the tv channel g4 and they kept threatening to fire me if i said like so if you would like to give yourself terrifying nightmares then give this challenge a shot i highly recommend it thanks for watching everybody if you enjoyed this video be sure to like like and like

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Length: 14min 44sec (884 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 21 2021