Skyrim, but if I say "dragon" then 10 dragons spawn

hey this is doug doug where we solve problems that no one has today i created a custom skyrim mod and i combined it with a voice command program so that if i say a specific word out loud like dragon the mod will immediately spawn 10 dragons in the game but that alone is not hard enough so i did this with nine different words including dragon bear giant troll crab nazeem wolf bandit or cheese all of which will spawn 10 of those things into skyrim if i say that word all right so theoretically if i say bear spawning beers it will spawn a lot of bears so i have it as 10. oops well there it went again so then if i say cheese sponge cheese spot and so it spawns cheese and then if i say bandit spawning abandons get some bandits in here and then if i say giant giants and last but not least dragon spawning dragons so the dragons the dragons the dragons slow it down a little bit will this go well probably not no now that we're all set up the actual goal of this challenge is for me to start a brand new skyrim file get through the intro and helgen keep go to the capital city of solitude and complete the wabajak quest which gives us the most chaotic item in the game now the wabajak quest itself is not that hard but getting to that quest in solitude could be very difficult with this voice mod so now let's play some goddamn skyrim i'm so excited well i don't know that's the thing i don't know how this will work does it ever feel like your streams drag on they do not feel like that do they spawn in the opening cut scene nazeem i wanted to try it with just the the like normal things first you know having with these specific words will not stop us they'll only be a band-aid on the injuries that's band-aid i was very clear about that we should say dragon wait spawning dragon i was very very explicit ah okay maybe the intro's still fine it seems like we're okay i said drag in oh i'm absorbing a dragon soul okay uh the intro is absolutely broken so let's restart it well done well played take two actually spawning cheese could help him at some point i don't think that's true okay see right there the program did not hear me say the c word does cheese work does cheese work spawning cheese it does work okay cool we're good look i'm very articulate all right the program if i say geese it's not gonna think i'm saying cheese even i say geez spawning cheese damn it well normally it's pretty good and i'm pretty articulate the cheese is a lie i don't think it has a dog make again i can't remember no not bark the other one woof spawning rules what come on there was clearly no l there that is [ __ ] that one was [ __ ] [ __ ] that dude i said it seems like we're actually okay and that the intro has not crashed they got road killed all of them were immediately run over jokes on you alright we ran right over those whoops hey thank you cheese it's cool for the sub yes i avoided it how did it how did it not think i said the c word there but it got woofs let's go spawning wolves no i said it's not even close maybe this would be fine maybe they kill all the the woos and then everything continues now unfortunately if almost anything spawns during the skyrim intro sequence all the characters will stop doing anything permanently i guess killing the leader of the rebellion i guess we just can put that on hold forever if some wolves show up which means that we now have to reset the game again new game here we go i am fine with cheese spawning at the beginning i don't care does not [ __ ] up the game spawning cheese what is your professional opinion on dealing with trolls while you're streaming i don't like to think of them i don't like using that t word i just call them buttholes you guys keep saying the word g-i-a-n-t i feel like you just want to do big you know they can't nin stole christmas why are we stuck you still allowed swearing or have you banned it spawning bandits no wait what did i say oh [ __ ] banger no no that was really good oh that [ __ ] that was really clever okay maybe the intro will still work though maybe killing these guys doesn't screw it up no no never mind the captain's dead you guys win [ __ ] i'm saying that i'm gifting five subs for every soft block or two whoever did that one was good i don't know how long i'll be able to keep that up because i'm dying a lot more than i thought gray equals gray beards yeah spawning beers what no no no no no they're fine oh that does have the [ __ ] that was really smart wait was that intentional now at this point the most common way i'm getting tricked is by someone sneaking a hidden word into their donation messages right but i'm getting better and better at identifying them and so now people are evolving to the next level where they misdirect me by putting in a really suspicious word that i'll definitely see and then i lower my guard because i think i'm safe for the rest of the message let me just recap where we're at for people the farthest i've gotten is the cart getting to here can i get through the intro please i could cheat by just not really talking but that just seems lame hey man i've been wanting to support you for a while and i was wondering what flavors of g fuel are your favorites what flavors did you feel sounds neat because you have a color there that sounds neat was that a trick what's wrong this is the problem is don't hurt me i'm fragile are you real are you a real person are you actually complimenting me i don't trust you and i don't believe you something about that was suspicious i don't know like this is going to turn off a lot of new viewers if they're like oh let's go check out doug's channel i love his youtube wonder what he's like on twitch you're like oh hey doug i really love your content and i squint at the screen and i go really cause i think you're trying to trick me okay i really i really really really just want to get to this character thing please because then we at least like are in a different spot okay literally just like 20 more seconds have you ever taken a cab before i have not i have i have in fact but i prefer uber i like frank beers no what did i say what did i say boo bear [ __ ] [ __ ] was that intentional was that your goal maybe i can still get through maybe it's fine no it's not fine dude the way you guys keep getting me you donate something that makes me think you're trying to trick me in one way and he said do you take a cab and i was like oh he's trying to get me to say crab so then he was like so then i was like oh i got you and said ooh bear [ __ ] okay i just want to get to the goddamn character creation screen oh my god please please let me make a character without some dumb [ __ ] spawning except yes we have auto saved 30 seconds into the game and finally after a brisk hour and a half i'd finally created my character in skyrim and once alduin shows up it's a quick run over to helgen keep with rayloff to start making our escape and the good news is that i'm finally getting better at seeing through their tricks does cheese still work spawning cheese yes genuinely happy excited to see where this goes there's no way that's real why won't it attack why won't it attack i am pressing the mouse hello game uh why is uh controls spawning trolls i deserve that one i've been so careful i've been so [ __ ] careful can i get some f's in chat my pet bearded dragon died today i'm sorry that your pets died today something leads me to believe that you did not conveniently have a bearded d gone that died today but spawning beards what no no no hold on i can live though i can live now i can maybe live through this here we go three two one i got cheese earlier so i can eat the cheese do i still have the cleaning utensils or is the rag gone dude i was completely trapped trying to get banded and i'm a very good early game gear banded iron armor that was very good thank you for the five dollars hey that would twitch play scrabble be possible which place grab will be possible spawning mud crabs oh god damn it that was good damn i think i can live though okay now i gotta jump over those crabs get to the barrel get more potions no hey okay i got more uh rail off rail up there's 20 grams in there it might be on you bud dude once you got the crabs in it just wait spawning minecraft no once you [ __ ] okay i'm just go i'm bailing i'm bailing a bailing i'd [ __ ] them once you got them in my guard is just like way reduced because now i'm just panicking out of curiosity could you spell cheese as quickly and precisely as possible could you spell c-h-e-e-s-e spawning cheese what okay good work team the way something like cheese works is that it's spawning cheese is that it tries to spawn the cheese away from me but if it can't because of where i'm standing it will just spawn it in me and then that kills me and then i happen to be standing like against the wall there is like the scene from alien and the cheese ripped out of my stomach also hopefully i don't die right now because i've said it a bunch of times spawning cheese is ed still a mod of have you been dead is eddie still a mod have you banned ed banned ed spawning bandits oh god damn it that is such a stretch dude [Music] god no you got me that was good that was good okay okay we're fine as long as i just gotta get out of here hey duck do you ever gamble i love to play craps how about you i love crabs cheese spawning cheese that dag doesn't give up easy i need a code word for the d word besides jasmine spawning dragons no i said dragon oh come on that's not fair okay i might actually be okay though because i think the dragons might fly out of my fly out of helgen keep and then i and i or i'll fly out of helgen keep i like that the music oh okay we're wielding that scene i remember the skyrim intro maybe the d-r-o-g d-a-d-r-a-g-o-n's will attack everybody else so you're going to use a baby stroller are you going to use a baby stroller spawning trolls no baby stroller god [ __ ] okay we're fine i think it would be it's not in trolls i used to watch you all the time on my own the dragons are like popping me around the screen okay okay okay okay we're good we're good we're good we're good this is fine spawning dragons no i that was so dumb assuming the game doesn't crash i don't think it's crashing okay well can the cheese be to goku okay we're back here this is fine oh and i can get my health potion did they knock it back here where is it all right whatever this is not safe we're bailing at least the devons are fighting the t rolls there is literally a troll blocking the path and he's just standing here oh no spawning dragons oh damn it um we're good all right oh and i'm getting through get it through let me through let me in holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] this is maybe damn it spawning bandits no i said damn it but eventually eventually i had a run where i dodged all of twitch chat's little tricks i played fast and furious through the entire dungeon except that part where i summoned 20 trolls and then i finally made it to the end of helgen keep it has taken two and a half hours but we got through the beginning of the game now again the goal is to complete the wabajak quest so now i have to go to whiterun to buy a carriage to solitude but let's be honest i'm kind of an expert at this challenge now so i decided to add two new words into the mix falmer will spawn 10 of the falmer enemy and rat will spawn 10 of the skever rats and now i put on some smooth jazz for walking music and i headed to whiterun best part of the stream to be honest we play the hold music easily the best part of my stream spawning ski bear wait what i said stream oh my god do you know why it spawned look at look at it look at it it thought i said desperation and that has a ski beer and that has rat in it i'm so [ __ ] oh this one's bad oh man you have those secrets you have those seeker abs seeker abs was see [Music] going on a stroll through skyrim spawning trolls no that was good that was [ __ ] good and now that i've actually gotten to white run i still need some money for the carriage but this is easy since you can just farm cabbages outside of the city and then sell the cabbages in the city for money hey doug you bandit have you ever been to bratislava been to bratislava no spawning ski beer man i realized too late unfortunately the rats are pretty easy to take care of unfortunately rats are pretty easy to make how should we call this the moderation vocabulary operation censorship operation showing spawning skiver what oh opera spawning ski beer no i went and sold my cabbages then i bought a ride to solitude and i found the crazy guy and then ran up into the castle to start the waba jack quest i love listening to the music you have on stream do you even have a playlist now once you're actually in the wabajak quest it's fairly easy since sheogorath's dialogue will distract you from all the viewers trying to distract you just run to the three different areas shoot everything for a bit and then you will finally finally have the wabba jack we're good we're good spawning ski beard no what did i say now you might have noticed how quickly i just beat the second half of this challenge and that's because now after four and a half hours of this brutal training i had full control of my voice i now spoke with clarity and confidence i dodged every single trap word and i ascended into a true dragonborn a master of the voice took four hours but we've got the god damn attack shouldn't stop using armor spells you're too squishy level alterations start using armor spells you're too squishy spotting ski bear what oh alteration god damn it and to celebrate this successful challenge i decided to throw a party in the blue palace and invite all of my friends alteration spawning alterations alterations alteration barriers dragon bears dragon dragons spawning dragons all right this video is starting to drag on so let's call it there thank you for watching everybody 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Channel: DougDoug

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Length: 17min 46sec (1066 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 18 2020

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[u/sawbladex]

woof that's rough.