Silicon Valley | The Best of Ron LaFlamme

[Applause] [Music] Richi right on time hey you're the lawyer we're on the flop great to meet you so what do you think about Jeannie she's pretty hot right oh yeah no she's uh she's very pretty yeah she is oh we're doing that okay see y'all Peter tells me you're popping your cherry with this let me just walk you through it rich rich boy you're not low here I've got you you know how sea turtles have like a [ __ ] ton of babies because most of them die on their way down to the water Peter just wants to make sure that his money makes it to the ocean but it seems like you got your [ __ ] together a lot of these guys come in here and they can do all the engineering stuff now they get all hung up on technicalities but guys are so bugged it's like you need both halves of the brain right the jobs and the Wozniak the yin and the yang I think it's a yin yin yeah like yin and yang no like yin and yang it's ying and yang they're opposite so Pied Piper drop it on me what is it um well we started off as a music app yuck well our Weissman scores are consistently high across all media audio video metadata actually that's not true we've had some trouble encoding 3d video I think it's because the pixels change value differently than [Music] what's not Richie Rich great seeing you last night buddy just wanted to let you know I had my associate trapped up everything like we talked about and it is all good all right homie I gotta go my anima guy is here did you work on Pied Piper on hooli time or use hooli equipment to develop it in any way at any time Richie no and no great and by the way always tell me that and tell yourself that because if you believe it a jury will - well I I do believe it it's the truth great that one was even better than the other one I love it always say it exactly like that breach of non-solicitation and the hiring of someone named donald dunn jared we call him jared changing his name to get out of it clever but irrelevant a young startup with an IP lawsuit hanging over its head i wouldn't want to be a part of that team what but you are a part of that team I'm part of the team that team is on it's it's just sounds really expensive says the guy who just got [ __ ] with fat term sheets welcome to the business Richie hey Richie I got a bounce on over to my mind body thing but I just wanted to give you the good news I got you a top-shelf litigator okay so how much this whole thing is gonna cost you - 2.5 million tops what I know right it's like it's free I told you I pay for myself I'll get out of your pubes I'm emailing you intros to the geyser meeting tomorrow later so you want to sue Russ Hanneman yeah yeah we had a contract he promised to give us five million dollars and now he's welching and you wanna sue endframe yes because they stole our IP before or after you gave it to him Richie you're not a guy that should be worried about suing people you need to be worried about the guy at hooli who's suing you you let Hanneman walk how do you plan on paying these cats I just paid them 80 grand as a retainer that retains them now you got to pay that hold on so I just paid them $80,000 for the right to pay them more yeah [ __ ] lawyers man right enough with your coy [ __ ] Richard okay I know you have my goddamn phone what the [ __ ] do I have to do to get it back well I was thinking that in exchange for my help you I'm sorry uh hold on you can't use the term in exchange it implies causality that's basically extortion who knows it might even cause hooli stuff to crash or certain careers to be ruined Richard are you threatening me Oh am i threatening you that's a good question no since this phone's OS is a stolen prototype worth forty to sixty million dollars you're looking at felony grand theft Richard you could go to jail for 40 years then again you'd probably be fine in a full-blown hard time penitentiary I mean after the waxed rectum and knocked out all your front teeth just to make things easier Paul you there run hey buddy Sam and Melinda they're - they are they say hi hey Ron what up kids let me get you back in ten and will sidebar this you remember that [ __ ] deal you brought me from Hanuman and I said hey Richie this is a [ __ ] deal but you took it anyway because you wanted to do something crazy for once in your life yes I remember well you basically just loaded a gun and handed it to Hanuman and Hanuman sold that gun to raviga and then raviga just [ __ ] pistol-whipped you you lose a little blood with the dilution for the new CEO but I've seen worse like that [ __ ] deal you brought me from Hanuman I'd rather quit and I don't care how much money I lose because I'm gonna get it all back when I sue the living [ __ ] out of you let's go technically I'm I'm Pied Pipers corporate counsel and you just declared your intention to walk so in effect he kind of just threatened to sue me and I don't take kindly to threats mr. hendricks mr. hendricks what happened to Ritchie unfortunately I'm not at liberty to discuss him with you either mr. Hendricks so he's a patter troll yeah guys like him buy a ton of super broad IP from failed startups at auction and then threatened litigation against accused infringers ie so uh how much is Burke asking for $20,000 ah getting off easy no look his cover's storage of media files on a network I mean that cannot be enforceable it's probably not but to find out you're gonna have to fight him in court for a good litigator we're talking at least a couple hundred grand just pay him the 20 grand Richard it's like it's like limp Biskit you suit those guys too not the band the thing the band is named after then biscuits an old frat ritual where all the brothers race to stroke one out onto a biscuit and then the last guy to not has to eat it all right this is sometimes it's a weed thin so mr. yang it's mr. Ching in China last nail comes first okay mr. GaN you say that Erlich Bachman wrote this letter to you yes this is Erlich hello I am gone but geunyang is a very good friend and very smart I want him to be the leader of the house and control all of the friends goodbye Bachmann Erlich okay I don't technically represent mr. Bachmann I'm Pied Pipers corporate counsel so my exposure to bogman pertains only to his 10% ownership of the business this letter is not a legal document I mean maybe a skilled attorney could make a case that in the absence of an existing will this would serve as Warren in the case of Bachmann's death but as far as I can tell the guy is not dead yes Erik is dead do you happen to have death certificate or any any form of proof run hello anybody hang on just a second I know the the Exodus the the exit is the other way god damn it um Richie you know a guy named Jan Jan no I'm well I know a Jan the man but she's a woman wait a sec so the guy who just kicked me out of my house now owns 10% of my company technically he kicked you out of his house and he inherited all of Mr Bachmann's assets including his 10% of Pied Piper by faking his death allegedly look Richie you didn't actually lose anything here okay Bachmann is the aggrieved party and if he is actually still alive he'll get his 10% back when he shows up so what's your real beef here then huh Ritchie got something against him you don't have like a bias against Asians Ducie retreat no I don't know I just don't like the kicked out of my house by nothing by Noah by any race yeah I'm hearing something different one more right there and dunzo series buh-bye oh look I can't protect you at some point Lori's gonna [ __ ] you over and make you sell ads what and I don't think there's anything I can do about it don't sign the deal I just did it's done Jesus Christ Lori's gonna sell ads isn't that what I told you what the [ __ ] am I supposed to do now you know I can just tear these out brain [Music] you

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Keywords: Silicon Valley, Ron LaFlamme, Funny Silicon Valley, Ben Feldman best moments, Ron LaFlamme Best moments, Elrich Bachman, Jian-Yang, Funny Moments, TV Show

Id: M1Wl91bnAMI

Length: 10min 47sec (647 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 20 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/barlowpark]

Isn’t this all of Ron Laflamme? Lol

[u/handsome_corgi]

I like to imagine he’s the same character in as above, so below

[u/[deleted]]

He looks like a young RDJ in that thumbnail

[u/hasrocks1]

He was one of my favorite characters! So funny