Silicon Valley | Jian-Yang's Best Moments | HBO Max

where'd you get those sunglasses did they come with the car it's all from your mom [Music] special occasion i eat to fish i understand you eat the fish but when you clean the fish you can't just leave the fish head and guts and [ __ ] in the sink because the whole house smells like a bait station so you got to put it in the trash and then take the trash out do you understand yes i eat the fish is your refrigerator running this is my cut hello eric bachman this is your mom and you you are not my baby not now jinyang not now go back into your room i have some compassion i mean the guy rented his place some head tenant who won't leave jared is jin yang he can go to court of course he's going to go to court you four-eyed turd but in america the legal system doesn't work very well so it'll take at least a year for the proceedings to even begin do you understand that yes i stay here for one year i pay no rent you have a no recourse that's not always the case i mean sometimes court systems can move faster especially if you're going to smoke it in my room does anybody have extra ticket my investor cannot pay that's actually not true uh uh they think they must have misplaced the tickets no we have everyone's tickets here can you please check eric backman er that's not at all how it's spelled here let's go jen hey jin yang how was uh how was last night it was sad eric he promised me dingna was a big meat big meat big meat people meet people thing people say no you can't come eat wait so you guys didn't get in we went to taco bell richard i'll expect you off the premises by end of day monica i'll see you later okay you know you can stay here for one year free rent you know students are thinking of going to tibet you're broke my great friends i figured we might pass the hat just give whatever you're comfortable with i'll pay for it whatever it costs well it seems the smallest of us has the biggest heart thank you young jonathan business class premium economy you fly one way don't you need a visa to go to china yes i can call my uncle in beijing he's a very corrupt that's what bighead said this play has to do with the oculus right no but he said that you said oculus you said you kept saying it oculus oculus oculus octopus no no octopus it's a water animal i i i know what an octopus is just what does your application have to do with octopus eight different ways to make a chinese recipe octopus question for you what's a better than octopus recipe answer for you either recipes for octopus go furlock erica backman this is you as an old man i'm ugly and i'm dead alone i'm gonna let him have this one all right uh well i'm sorry to hear that future me what a terrible thing i'll talk to you in several years this is quite the baby shower but you think you're some big swinging now that you're getting invited all these fancy vc swell rays yes my is very enormous and my app made ravi got a lot of money and i still pay no rent nobody likes braggart jin yang hey guys hello congratulations you're pregnant no no no no no she's no no stupid eric vehicle mortgage seven credit cards not even one with the miles ganesha you like this jesus christ is that a dead pig yes it's just like eric my corrupt uncle sent a death certificate from china but to same body is too expensive so i cremate a pig because a pig is almost like a fat human yes eric bachmann is a dead uh mr gian there's absolutely no need to display the deceased remains you can put that away i have it yes please put it down [Music] eric bachman is a cremated into ashes and i put it in bucket jin yang what is going on here all girls are clothing camp i support a woman mr eric i'm finished this diet cream helped my husband lose weight he was fat [ __ ] now he not five star the end i wrote exactly like mr eric told me to it's very good sophie very good you're using underage girls as slave labor for a fake amazon review farm yes and and you're using the pied piper name yes it's okay i have money oh girls call your parents you need to pay all of his outstanding bills how much do i have to pay well these debts can sometimes be substantial would you characterize mr bachmann as a financially responsible man eric is gone this is my incubator now what your things are over there what the [ __ ] joe four you are racist and a richer you are ugly the eric administration is over what what the [ __ ] you can't just kick us out jin yang sorry you are victims of a circumstance thank you [Music]

Channel: HBO Max

Views: 706,503

Rating: 4.9295473 out of 5

Keywords: Jimmy O. Yang, Silicon Valley, HBO, Thomas Middleditch, Jian-Yang, Jìan-Yáng, Best of Jian-Yang, Erlich Bachman, Mike Judge, Richard Hendricks, T.J. Miller, Martin Starr, Kumail Nanjiani, Zach Woods, Amanda Crew, Matt Ross, Comedy, jimmy o. yang silicon valley, silicon valley jian yang

Id: IvJhA8jjcSM

Length: 7min 0sec (420 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 15 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/kachilapo]

“It’s a water animal”

[u/JulianZ88]

I think it’s high time for another SV binge.

[u/FlameStriker2020]

They bleep out the curse words in this (because youtube) and that's just wrong. Do yourselves a favor, watch the show uncensored. It's better that way.

[u/Elguerito]

“This is a Mike Hunt”

[u/TheRolf]

JIIIIIIIAN YAAAAAAAANG

[u/MindblowingPetals]

Not hotdog

[u/Nayake]

"I eat a fish"

[u/bubblesofgas]

Spesha okajon

Lights cigarette.

[u/Anup_Kodlekere]

"but what about garbage?"