Erlich Bachman and Pied Piper Defense Attorney Square Off - Silicon Valley Se02E09

getting your sexuality that's good yeah it's a good thing too because if we were we'd all end up in prison am i right no offense here I did a first pass I know you think just a few questions for you to ask me while I'm on the stand it's rough clay we can shape it as we go you realize I have no intention of ever putting you on the stand what why not well I just don't think you have anything to offer the case they're trying to say that Pied Piper was created at hooli whereas I'm living proof that was created here in my incubator I heard Richard like a little baby I was his patron like the bores Yas with da Vinci to the Medici were two Vinci's patrons the Borgia uh poison people say Medici again Mehdi shut the [ __ ] up let's how you pronounce let's be clear okay the burden of proof falls on hooli here and they have no you have a Barrett 50 caliber rifle at your disposal that you can use to shoot Gavin Belson in the goddamn face and you're not gonna use it what kind of [ __ ] attorney are you well technically I can't refer to myself as an attorney until I'm reinstated and make restitution to my victims families I'm a lawyer and I'm a good one and if you know one end of a Barrett 50 Cal from the other I'll eat a bowl of [ __ ] you got a taste for that on the inside mm-hm mr. Bachmann you still prepared to testify [ __ ] yes I am mr. Bokka yes sir you are the owner and sole proprietor of the Palo Alto based hacker hostel in which mr. hendricks and mr. bighetti both resided is that correct yes sir that is in fact correct it has been called the garden of tech Eden is it also fair to say that every instinct you have as a businessman has been completely and totally wrong sorry what you hard of hearing mr. Bachmann know I've heard ever you considered a joke in this town I don't quite know where you're going with this nor do I can you tell us where you're headed here mr. Monahan Your Honor if you are to accept hooli's reverence for mr. bighetti as proof that he's a genius then you must also Mr Bachmann's reverence for mr. bighetti as proof that he's a [ __ ] I'm simply establishing this type of logic your honor cuts both ways I see I'll allow it really because I don't miss it oh man it's red you have incubated a seemingly endless string of patently unsuccessful apps haven't you no no that is not correct i incubated Pied Piper I saw the value in that well did you isn't it true that you were about to evict mr. Hendricks until he became the subject of a bidding war you disliked Pied Piper the one app in your hostel that showed promise right that's a bit harsh I mean in fact you tried to encourage mr. Hendricks to change his app to be more like mr. big Eddie's horrendous app called nip alert isn't that true well yes I thought nip alert showed great problem is there not show great promise what it showed was the location of nearby women possessing erect nipples and as such mr. McGee's grotesque creation was passed over by every investor in this town except you because it was perverted well I'll admit that they all concede that the cultural moment may have passed but at the time oh it's a time it was as misogynistic as it is now wasn't it mr. Bachman it yes it had some major problems some major problems mr. Bachman a few moments ago you said that it showed great promise you said that I can have the court reporter read it back to you mr. Bach I don't need her to read it back Specter Rimmer tipalert was poorly conceived and riddled with bugs wasn't it well all apps in the beginning her Bachmann answer the question you liked nip alert and it was terrible no I ain't you liking it mr. Bachmann you liked it didn't you yes yes fine yes I I liked it even though it's a terrible Avenue no market potential I was high when he pitched it and I liked nipples Thank You mr. Bachmann it was a buggy wavy piece of [ __ ] designed by an idiot mr. Moss shocked thank you very much that the first time the Richer tried to boot it up on his system it crashed his laptop it was in the shop for three days because it was a piece of [ __ ] um mmm God that would you know I mean uh among other things that weren't that were reasons why it was bad no more question your honor I don't know what happened got in my head it's very uncharacteristic here

Channel: Brett Yenser

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Keywords: Lawyer (Profession), Criminal Defense Lawyer (Literature Subject), Television Program (Media Genre), HBO (TV Network), Silicon Valley (Region), erlich bauchman, richard hedrix, pied piper, Silicon Valley (TV Program), Entertainment (TV Genre), Comedy (Theater Genre), Ending

Id: ojlNfpsiljk

Length: 4min 45sec (285 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 12 2015