(energetic music) - Oh no. (men cheering) (men laughing) - [Blue Team Players] Yes! That was in bro. Yes! Oh, no. (men laughing) - Welcome to All Sports Golf. (men cheering) - [Announcer] Inspired by the
legends that are Dude Perfect. Today we are taking on an
All Sports Golf Battle. We'll be dividing into two teams and using various different
sporting equipment to try and complete the holes
faster than the other team. Once a piece of equipment has been used it cannot be used again until
everything else has been used. This really does come down to the wire. So we hope you enjoy. - All right, here we go. Blue team. - Me or him? - Both of you. - Ohh! - Let's go. - Red team. - Who me? - Blue team. (men cheering) Red team. Blue team. - Yes, yes. Blue. Yes. Yes. - Red team. Blue team. (men cheering) - [Red Team Players] Red team,
red team, red team, red team. - Yay. - Lets be the bad blue team you know? - Wow close. Wow close. - Oh geeze. Oh shit. Oh god. (beep) - [Red Team Players] Red
team. Red team. Red team. Red team. Red team. Red team. Red team. (intense music) - And it is go time. We have blue team captain Josh. - Ooh. - Red team captain JJ. Let's rock, paper, scissors
to see who goes first. - All right. - Come on Josh. - Let's go. - Oh, did he cum though? - [Red Team Player 1] Oh,
that jams up the scissors. - Oh, you know what, you're right. I've seen that happen before. I'm sorry about that yeah. - Wait you've seen it happen before? (men laughing) - Anyways. - All right, take a go, - Ah, ooh Frisbee. (men laughing) - I used to do this at church. - You went to church? Frisbee at church? - Eight years. - [Red Team Player 1] Stanky leg. - [Red Team Player 2] You know what, I feel like you're overdoing it. - [JJ] Praise the Lord. (men exclaming) - [Red Team Players] Oh, she's moving. That's not bad. That's not bad. - [Blue Team Players] Just
don't do the bumpers yet please. - Rocket ball, rocket roll. - Rocket ball. Nice and straight down
the middle of that post. - Get that past that road. - Just ping it. - Just literally ping it, bro. (men shouting) - [Red Team Players] We're
winning, we're winning. We're winning! Red team, red team, red
team, red team, red team. - He's gotta throw it a while away. - This is going to be our minute to royal. This is going to be huge. - It's not going to be
that much this time. - The halfway kicker from hell. - From the hams. From the hams. - From the ground. - From the ground. Yeah, yeah. - Need that lift. (men shouting) - [Blue Team Players] Oh he scuffed it. - Trust me. It will now roll and
we'll have an easy shot. - [Blue Team Players] It's
going towards the drain pipe. It's going towards the water. - Trust me. It's an easy shot. - So I gotta throw it to myself or can someone throw it to me? - You can throw it to yourself. Throw it up and hit it. - Okay everybody maybe
take up a safe position. - That's so dangerous bro. Standing in front of you and then what? You rifle someone. - Swing. Batter batter batter. Swing. - Oh my god. - [Blue Team Players] It's
all right, don't worry. Swing. Batter batter batter. Swing. (men shouting) - [Blue Team Players] You know what, that is actually quite good. High five. Visually that was a good swing. All right let's take this win as well. - I love my job. Look at these lot. Look at these lot over here. And then look at me. All my friends having fun. - I don't know if I'm
going to throw this right. - No, no, you got it. - 45 degrees. 45 degrees, bro. - Whatever you do. Don't flop it. - Don't duck this up. - You know what, you know what. - What you mean you know what? That was dead mate. - No because I didn't want
to hit the trees innit. - What you mean the trees. - I didn't want to hit the trees. - Then aim away from the trees. - Mate, that wasn't
farther than your Frisbee. - Oh! - [Josh] Here we go. - Let's get it boys. - Come on. Soccer. - All right, where are you aiming? - Straight for that mountain in the back. - I'll give you a hundred pounds. - We're just trying to get legs by. We're trying to get near the green. - Okay, okay. - Well the green is to the left. - Just aim straight. Oh no. (men shouting) - It's centred. We can get on the green. We can get on the green. - [Blue Team Players] Could be worse. Could be worse. We can get to the green from there. - [Blue Team Player 1]
We'll park by the tree. - [Blue Team Player 2]
By the tree? Ah. Ah. Jesus Christ. (man laughing) - I've never used this in my life. - This is going, I guarantee,
this is not going straight. - It's all about the release timing. All about the release timing. - Oh no. - Behind the tree. - [Blue Team Players] Oh
lord, it's behind the ball. It's behind the ball.
It's behind the ball. It's behind the ball.
It's behind the football. - We've been doing that as practise, and letting go when you're above it, just like this. - Wait, I just, I didn't. - Cause you went for the... - You don't need to do power. You don't need to do power. - Shit! - Don't aim it up. Aim it forwards. Come on lad, you got this. Yeah, yeah. Oh, look at the whip. - Let go early. - Do it to them. Do it
to them. Do it to them. - I know I can. - [Blue Team Players] You know what. You know what, we'll
take it. We'll take it. Yeah we'll take that. Down the hill. Roll. Roll - [Red Team Players] That
ain't rolling though. - Do you know what it is? (man laughing) - Oh, they got baseball. - Yeah, you do that. You do that. - I'm going to miss. - All right, let's watch out.
We're ahead by that much. - Eyes on the prize. (men laughing) - [Red Team Players] Relax, relax. - Hey batter batter batter. Hey batter batter batter. Swing. (men shouting) - [Blue Team Players] It's rolling. - This is what I said was gonna happen. - That's a neck shot as well.
That's a shot after a... - [Both] Ohhh. - [Blue Team Players] Trolling and tryna catch me riding
dirty. Riding dirty. Riding dirty. Riding dirty. (men laughing) - Oh we are here. We're in the mud. - We have arrived. (men laughing) - Aye yo, Toby you good? - Flick of the wrist. - Yeah yeah, aim towards the road. - Cause it's going to roll isn't it? - Okay. - Oh brother, this guy stinks - All right. (men shouting) - [Blue Team Players]
Yes. Get into the green. Yes. That's centred bro. That's a banger. - Banger! - Come on, come on. (blue team player mocking) (man screams) (men chatting) - It's not too late to change. - I think we're fine lads. He's got this, bro, he's
got this. He's smacking it. (men chatting) - Harry, good shot. - That's nice, that's nice. (men clapping) - I tried boys. I tried. - Red team. - Oh no, I'm too shook about that one. I've seen jackasses injuring
themselves doing that. Oh. Just don't swerve bro. When you swerve I die. (man laughing) We're actually quite far away, you know? - Yeah, I know. - I'm a whole shot ahead. - [Red Team Players] We are
a whole shot behind them. It's fine, it's fine. - He's an athletic guy. - No, no, no. - [Blue Team Player 1] He'd do everything. - Funky shot. Oh wait, hang on. - Please, please, please, please. - Yes! Yes! Yes! - [Blue Team Players] That's not too bad. That's not too bad. It's fine. - I thought it would go further. - I don't know if I'm doing
this the wrong way here. I think you need to do it like a... - Why are you helping them score up? - Well it doesn't matter,
it's the whole technique. - Screw it. (intense music) - Ooh. (men laughing) Well he hit it well. - That's a good direction. As
good as you could have done. - It's at a goal. - It was never your fault
boys. That's the thing like. - [Blue Team Players] Ethan.
I reckon you got this end in, in the hole. Imagine. Imagine the scene you
just sink it. Little chip Just get as close to the pin as possible. - Yeah, that's the thing. When I chuck it up, it's
going to go in the wind. - Well, are you going to
take forever to do it or? (racket smacking) - [Blue Team Players]
Oh. We have a chance. We have a chance. - This could be the game changer. - This could. - Game. Or lose this for us. - Just don't fuck it up. - No pressure. (men chatting) - Simon. Simon. Simon. I love you. Oh my god. That's insane. (men clapping) - Shot in hand. Vic star. - It's close. - Okay, I think a little rocket... - Anything that gets us close. - And hopefully it's up for you. - If it doesn't reach
the green I'm gonna cry. - [Blue Team Players] All right. Are you pulling out the thin? Come on Vic star. Oh, it's good. It'll do. Oh, no. - Ooh, the bounce back. I
was hoping it would bounce. All right, it's doable. It's doable. - [Blue Team Players]
Good job. It's doable. - Come on Tomes. (men chatting) - You're aiming that way.
You're aiming that way. Oh it's not bad at all. - [Blue Team Players] It's
going, it's going, it's going, it's going, it's going. Oh, he's off the green. It can go bad. - That means they're back off. - A little tap bro. - Yeah, they're back off the valet. You're back off the valet. - I haven't done this in my life. - A tiny knock lad. A tiny knock Because if we go in the
drink here, we are muttered. - Look at him. He's got his legs bent his knees bent, and everything. - We'll take that. We'll take that. - We'll take that. - What? - He's got it. - I don't like this. - Oh my god. - What's wrong. Why did
you not look at the hole. - It worked. - Why did you not look at the hole. - It worked. - You looked over there. - It's like the... - I don't want to hear
another comment from you about anything I did. - Caress it into that hole. - Just focus on keeping it straight. - That line is not. That's not lined up. - Do you want to take
the shot for me mate? (men laughing) - Knock. Low power. - Ah! - Yes. No. - It's okay, it's okay. - I have to get this
in to get in the hole. - They need this. - Watch me. (men shouting) - Come on. Come on. - Bro you hit it that way. - Are we filming? - [Red Team Players] Come on,
come on, come on, come on... - Are we filming 'cause
we're not even filming. We're not even filming. - Come on. Do it then. (red team shouting) (blue team cheering) - Come on! - Oh that's a good one. Oh my god. I've got nothing on them. You have to just really close the hole. (men laughing) (men cheering) (intense music) - All right we're going onto hole two. The big boys are out. We have drivers now. We will be hitting tennis balls. Same rules as last time.
Let's see who can do it. (men cheering) - Not in the water mate. Not in the water. - You guys. I haven't played golf since... - [All] Nah, nah. - Put it in the drink bro. - You better. - Drink - [All] Oh my god. Oh jesus lord. - Bro. Aye yo. What is that? What is that? (men laughing) - You know what, let him hit it. Eyes on the ball always. Block them out. - Let's focus on the clean swing here. You're back at Top Golf. That would have been good if he hit it. That would have been good if he hit it. That would have been a good hit. It's not, have you seen this? - [Blue Team Players]
Come on man, let's get it. - [Red Team Players] Oh
my god. That's a shot. That's a shot. (men laughing) - [Blue Team Player 1] I'm
going to do the same thing. - It's Willy Winta. - Willy Winta. - Willy Winta with a willy, oh no. (men laughing) - You gave me the heavy tennis ball. I just caught that was
a heavy tennis ball. - [All] JJ. JJ go laugh
at it. JJ go laugh at it. J go laugh at it. JJ go laugh at it. JJ go laugh at it, go on. (men laughing) - Go long Vic. - You know what, fly it across the bridge. - I think it's gonna go in the water. - It's not going in the water.
It's fine. He's got this. - [Blue Team Players]
Yes. That was in bro. Yes. (men laughing) - We'll take it, we'll take it. - It's progress, it's progress. - Bro you're in the water, so what? Bro you're in there. - [Red Team Players]
Don't fuck this up Toby. There we go. That will do. That's perfect. That will do. That's very nice. That will do. - I could not have done that. - You could have done that
believe in yourself man. - Yeah, light. - I'm just guarding my face. (men cheering) - Hey I got this. - You think you got this? You wound it right. - Get a good angle on me babes. (men laughing) - [Red Team Players] Oh, ah, ah. Nice. A good throw out. Yeah decent. (men clapping) - Ya. - Hey yo, don't do that man. - Really after what you said about Toby? You were like, uh uh uh. - Yeah I know. - You laughed at Josh's. - We've given you one of the
strongest in the side man. - Yeah, I know man. I tell ya. - Please not the drink. - [Blue Team Players] Pig it. Nice. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - [All] That was poor. It's not stopping. It's not stopping. Oh. - [Red Team Players] Come on Willy Winta. You let go there side. There. Let's go now. - [Blue Team Players]
You're not built right. - [Red Team Players] Now. Oh, that was good. That's pretty good - Marking this hole. We are far ahead. (men laughing) - I think honestly, I feel like rocket ball
might be wasted on me. Badminton maybe, its... - Rocket ball you can get
some of the, fox tail. - Yeah, I did that last time. I mean. - Well use badminton now. - Nah I would say badminton's a not. I think rocket ball there. - Do rocket ball, it's
technique. You got this. - Let go at 45. - Technique. Boo boo. (men shouting) Yes, yes. He's pinged it. - Yeah. (men grunting) - Ah, I'm gonna fucking level this. Oh! - When I'm through with you. (men grunting) (men laughing) - [Blue Team Players] Don't
leave me. Don't leave me. (men laughing) Don't leave me. Don't
leave me. Don't leave me. - Guys, I'm sorry. Guy's don't. Guys. Wait, let me in the boogie. Let me in. No, don't. Wait, ah, ha. - I'm fuming, I'm fuming. - Look at this wind, do
you think it's a bunker? (men coughing) - All I know is you're annoyed by it. - I am annoyed by it. - Yeah. - You know what? This
not the ox tail as well. (men laughing) - [Blue Team Players] Go on, go on. - Josh, chill. Chill. Chill. You don't need to act quick. - Let him do it. Josh you do you. - Let him do his thing.
Let him do his thing. Do it brother. Ooh. Work it baby. (men laughing) - I fucking told you. I fucking told you. - JJ we're losing bro. - Yeah, I know it but... (beep) I'll block the wind. - It's over there, lad. - It's all right, I got you. - You're gonna block the wind
right up in the air, yeah? - Well, over me. - We want to keep it low. Can you move? - Just hit him. Just hit him.
I'd hit him at this point. (men laughing) - Equalise our stink here. - Wait. You see the wind. You see the wind. (men laughing) - We suck. - More waste than a fucking girl. Wind tied for a girl. (men laughing) - [Red Team Players] We had
no chance. We got no chance. - Have some curl on it. - Not too much. - [Blue Team Players] You know
what. We'll take the bunker. That's the wrong side of the bunker. I'm not gonna lie, that was really boring. - You wanted bunker. - You don't go for the bunker. - You wanted bunker. - Yes and no. - [Blue Team Player 2]
All three of you said. - Yeah, go for the bunker. - You're gonna fucking leather this. - Just make sure you go right. - You're gonna fucking leather this. - That way. - [Winta] Look how far he can kick it. - He could get this though. - Yeah, like legit. I have faith. - If you kick it up there it will roll down towards where yours is. - He's taking a shot it's a real tactic. - [Blue Team Players] It's what? - (men chatting) - That's actually pretty
good to be honest. - That's actually very good. Yeah. Fair. - I applaud that. - [JJ] Thank you guys. - Bang. Bang. Whoosh. (men chatting) - Shut up man. - You're not corrupting the team. - Go take the shot for him. - You're not corrupting the team. - You gotta lift your hand up. - And you release it here for forward. - Imagine you sinking it. - This is cohesive. This is teamwork. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Teamwork makes the dream work. - No one backs your football ability - I know right. - Here he goes. Here he goes. - [Blue Team Players] Oh
no. What the fuck was that. Vic, what the fuck was that. Dude. - [Red Team Players] Oh my god. Oh my god. - [Blue Team Players] Can you aim? And you wanted to uppercut me? (men laughing) - Yo. That's one of the worst things
I've ever seen in my life. - Look at the wind up on the arm. - [All] Oh my. - That is beautiful. - [Blue Team Players]
Fucking. What the fuck. Yo. - Oh my god. Oh my god. Yes. Bro that was insane. - Josh, little plunker. - How much should the roll be. - It will roll a little bit. But the hill is slightly
this way and the wind. - You can't see, it's
blended in with the grass. - Okay, you ready? - [Blue Team Players]
Little pop, little pop. JJ move. JJ. JJ. We'll take those. All right, all right. - It was very slight. It was very slight. (men laughing) - Don't do that. Don't stand
behind me. Don't do that. - Yo, yo. We actually could
win a hole. Can you not? - [JJ] All right, all right. - Going on the minerals. Oh, oh. (men screaming) - We win. We win. Oh my god. (men cheering) - Yes. - Yes. - You suck. - Oh no Harry, you don't have to do this. - No, no, no. We did. Chill, chill, chill. - Harry, you don't have to do this. - [Blue Team Players] Bend
the knees. Bend the knees. Ohh. - Who's next. - Oh, he hasn't got the minerals. (men clapping) - I'm really, really, really good at putting things in holes. (intense music) - Hello. This is hole number three. It is, we are drawing right how. - Final battle. - Winner takers all. - What are we taking
home? What is the prize? - 10 K. - 10 K! - [All] Oh. Wow. Jesus. - 50 K. - 50 K! - 50 K. - We went first last time then. - Yeah, they should go first. - [Red Team Players]
Rock, paper, scissors. - Rock, paper, scissors okay. - Josh versus JJ - All right captains, captains, captains. - Bullshit don't count this time. - Yeah, no bullshit. No bullshit - No bullshit this time. - Bullshit loses. - Oh piss off. - Yeah. - First to three. First
to three. First to three. - Oh no. Fuck off. - [Blue Team Players] Second.
Second. We'll go second. Yeah vortex. - Vortex. - [Blue Team Players]
To be fair it is a draw. (men laughing) - Vortex. Am I right? Vortex. - [All] Oh my god. (hands clapping) - This is feels very golf now. We are actually clapping properly. - Yeah it's up to you. If
you can get a power on it, it will just keep going. - Boga! Just get it here baby. - I'm trying bro. - I feel for the camera man. - Yeah. - This could be incredible. - You got this Bog. (men laughing) - [Blue Team Players] What did I say? It would be better if he had not hit it. Straight for a crumbs eggs. (hands clapping) - Let's go red team. - Let's go. Let's go. - It would've been better
if you'd not hit that. - Well. Oh well. - All right. Literally, you just need
to make it to the bridge. Do not miss please. - To the bridge. - All right, take it to the bridge. - Go on JJ. - Take it to the chorus. - [Blue Team Players] In
the water, please god. - [All] Go J, go J, go J.
It's rolling. It's rolling. - It's actually kind of hard to get over the bridge from there. - [Red Team Players] That's
perfect. That's perfect. - Now, do I go for it? - [Both] Yes. - Vortex. - Yes. Okay. All right. - [JJ] Vortex. - Don't be stepping past that tennis ball. We're watching you bro. - It's a foul shot. - Just do your thing. You do you. (men shouting) - Ya. That bounce was big. That bounce was big. - There's a chance I
literally just slide it in. - [All] No, no, no. - Bro you play futball. - You can get in the
pin from here I think. - Time to smash it. - Ayo, time to smash it. - All right go on. - To Toby. - [Blue Team Players] Oh
yes. Yeah. Oh. Woo, yeah. - These balls are heavy as fuck. - If he would have bounced
that in I swear to god. - If you bounced it, that would have been
the coldest thing ever. - Ah, but it's not. - God. A lifeline has been sent down. - Okay. - From the gods, from the gods. - All right, I've just got
to pass it on the bridge. - Yeah. Come on. Pass it with power. Oh my god. Oh my god, no. - [Blue Team Players] Oh lord.
No. Oh my god. Oh my god. Grab it. Oh my god. - Ahh. Ah ha ha ha. - You know what. Actually,
we'd rather be back here. (beep) - We are Dude Distinctively Bad. There is nothing perfect
about this. Oh god. (beep) - Why do I see myself just
throwing it into the water? (men laughing) - That's your evil personality
talking. Don't let it. - Oh, no. I reckon I can launch this
over the whole thing, you know? - Oh lord have mercy. - Can we clear the water today? - Oh shit. (men laughing) (men screaming) - We haven't even crossed the bridge yet. Like we haven't even gotten over. (men laughing) - That went so high as well. (beep) - I can't believe what just happened. - That is ha... bro. I saw it. I saw you do it and then
it just went go backwards, I was like nah. - You got Frisbee as well. - Ugh. - Yes go in there. - I think there. - No, no. I think there (man grunts) - Oh, nice. Great. - You actually had it
going somewhat earlier if the hill was going down. - I told you bro, I told you. - All right, JJ. You gotta Frisbee this. - From back there. - This could go well actually. - This could go all right. (men laughing) (dramatic music) (beep) (men laughing) - So, I'm going to do badminton
and make it this distance. And... oh I'm finished. - We might have lost
guys. We might have lost. - Let the lord take that one. - Jesus took the Frisbee. - Lord - Jesus took the Frisbee. (men laughing) - This already not going well in my head. So whatever happens, its all right. - Okay, okay. - If we get over the bridge,
everyone should celebrate. - Oh, yeah. - Okay, ready? - Yeah. (intense music) - This is not. - [Blue Team Players] Oh! Oh my god. Stay stay. Come on. Come on. (blue team shouting) - Roll, roll, roll, roll. - [Blue Team Players] Go,
go, go, go, go, go, go. Yes. Go, go, go, go.
Yes. Go, go, go, go. Yes. Come on. It's still going. Oh, oh hallelujah. That's
a shot from the gods. - Oh, now we're talking.
Now we're talking. - Oh, so I just aim for
the start of the bridge. - Aim for the start of
the bridge, fuck it. - I think that would be smartest as well. - Yeah you can get distance on that. (men laughing) - [All] No that's good, that's good. In the drink? In the drink? That's perfect, that's
perfect. Perfect. Fair fair. (hands clapping) - That happy. You've got me scared. Why
am I scared of this thing. - Just swing, swing, swing. - [Blue Team Players]
There we go. There it is. Swing it. Yes, yes, yes. - We'll take it. - Progress. - It's not going to go
anywhere farther that this. - No, you got this bro. It's fine. - Power. Solid. Solid shot. (hands classing) - Thank you. (men laughing) - Just a nice hill drop. - Easy breezy. Yeah, yeah. Look at that. - [Blue Team Players] Oh, my. Oh. Okay, that's fine. - Is that green? - No, no, no. - That's not the green. - All you gotta do is just
pass it across the bridge. - Or if you want to make up space, you could just chip it that way. - [Red Team Players] You
don't need to make up space. You don't need to make up space. - The ball is going to
be like rolling down. - Nah, lad you could get it on the green. - [Red Team Players] Just get
it across the bridge. I beg. Watch out. Yeah. That's done it. - Not bad, not bad. (hands clapping) - That's what we wanted - Let's go boys. Let's go. Let's go. - I believe, I believe,
I believe, I believe. - Oh no, no, wait. - He's ahead of the thing. - I though we did this, it's fine. - No bro. Look at your feet.
You gotta be behind it. - Run back the whole video and watch how many times
everyone has been over the line. - No, no. Again. Again. Again. - I mean he called it
before. He called it before. (men arguing) - Yeah, we'll take that. - Okay, yeah that was worse. - Big stinky Winta. - Think about what you
did last time with that. - Just get on the green. - It was good. - You went, last time it was good. He goes, big stinky Winta. (men laughing) - All right. You're getting in your head. All different types. You'll get it. - [Blue Team Players] Oh, I want to die. - Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my
god. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's happening. It's
happening. It's happening. It's happening. It's
happening. It's happening. - That man there. That man
there. You're different. - I'm trying. Hah, I'm trying my best. - Definitely shorter rather than longer. (men laughing) - You see how far ahead
we are. In compare. (men scream) - Don't overthink it
bro. Don't overthink it. Don't overthink it. Come on. - Tap, tap. - I'm building tension. - Tap, tap. Verge. - Jackass. - Remember it's a heavy ball. - This to guarantee a win, Josh. (dramatic music) - Oh my god. - That's cold, that's cold, that's cold. (men cheering) - We done it. We done it.
We done it. We done it. Yes. Yes. - We did so well. We got to here, lads. We were so close. - And the amount of
times we were... oh no. We could have easily won this. - Literally, this close.
We went in the water twice. Water twice. (men clapping) - Ah - The most shit ass hole of all time, but we done it. - We got there. We got there. - [All] Great play guys.
Good game. Good game. Great game. Good game. Fantastic. - All right. Discount
code is blue team sucks. - Right, oh. - BLUE. Just have BLUE.
Code BLUE. Use code BLUE. Peace. - Code BLUE. Code BLUE. BLUE. (intense music)
