- Welcome to The Sidemen,
$10,000 outfit challenge. We've all been assigned a
different person to buy an outfit for costing under $1000 dollars. We're going to split up
into different groups and post some outfit
that fit these boys here. - Look at him. Big shit uh. - Please stop calling me. (all laugh) So Simon Clothing has sponsored this video provided the funds, please by our merch. Link in the description below. - A thousand for you. A thousand for you. A thousand for you. A thousand for you. And a thousand for you And we got five. - Are you flexing again? - Yeah. We're flexing. - Once we've all picked up our outfits. (all laugh) - The camera man's out with it. He's taking a rack to the boss. - [Camera Man] Class. - Once we've all bought our outfits we're going to come back here. Take a look at them, put
them on, do a little catwalk and then see what the public
thinks of them. Let's go. - So I'm buying for Ethan, y'all. Yeah. Big boy Ethan. - That's just perfect isn't it? - Exactly. Of course. - But you're nicer though right? Or are you going to make it. - I'm actually, I was saying like, I'm I going to him over? And then I was like, you know what? Nah, I'm going to be nice
to you because obviously. - That's a surprise. - I remember he used to be
fat as fuck. And now he's not. - I've got Simon. - [Both] Ooh. - So, I don't, I don't
know. Should I get him shorts and t-shirt or would he flip? - That's what you ... (both laugh) I want to make him a tapper,
I want it to look like swamp. - I thought you two would be
like the real horrible people and I'll be the person
here to like mediate and be like, no, that's too horrible. - That's too bad. Yeah. - Well, I've got Toby. But maybe you should make Toby look bad. So why don't we make it so he be uncool. - Yeah yeah. - Like real opposite colours.
- Funny. - That's the game. It doesn't make it too many cars pull up. - All right. - All right. Shopping time. (both laugh) - Say something. - Who do you think you got to pick for? - Okay. So I've got an
easy person to pick. I have Josh. - Oh, that's standard. - But I've got a good idea.
I've got a good concept. Who have you got? - I've got Harry.
- Okay. - Are you going to do him a nice? - No no. Okay. So I was
thinking where is somewhere no one else would go
shopping? A charity shop. And we are going to make him old. - Old, old like. - Like like. No no no. Oversized suit. - Harry is so hard to buy for. Cause he'll just wear whatever. - I know. - We just try to get him
in the smartest shit ever. Like a three piece of base coat. - We can make him look
like literally like. - Just have like a thing over here. We make him a preppy boy.
We make him a preppy boy. - Yeah so Josh is like old man. That's great. Yeah. We'll start at the charity shop and we might get some stuff to hide there. All Right.
- Easy. - All right. That's the plan. - All right. So we're in Garrison Oxfarm like 0.2 kilometres away. So that's our starting point. - Oxfarm. Hey fam gang gang. Hey hey. - Let's get it. Shout out to
them doing something good. - All right. So to start off with who have you got? - I am shopping for Vik's stuff today. - You're shopping for Vik. I am shopping for young Olatunji. - Olatunji? - Yeah. I mean, and Simon's over there. - Nah, come on. - I'm just, I'm just saying.
He's going to do it 100%. And he's buying me I guarantee, I end up with sort of women's clothes. I'm hoping Josh can make it
be Josh making a sensible. - Let's plan for Vik. - I was going to just
dress him straight up like a married man but like
a high-end stylish man. - Okay. Well, I was thinking of giving JJ some Sideman clothing. Well, no, actually, basically
I want to get some new shoes. So I was gonna give him Sideman clothing and be like, ah, like, I
yeah spend it on the shoes. So now the budget's gone. So I gave you some free clothes. - Okay. Okay. - But in reality, I'm actually going to get him to dress incredibly nerdy. I'm talking like crocs, socks, shorts with suspenders,
shirt, glasses, bow tie. Exactly. - That was really weird.
- It was. - We're into the So High Soho. - Which is.
- A costume shop. - Those look very interesting. - You want to dress up Simon? Like one of these old
Donny's. Which style is this? No, I can't do it to him. If I was buying for Vik, I'd get him that. - Oh perfect. - But I'm not. Well, I'm
tempted by something here. I'm having to wait until
we get to the last place and I'm actually, I'm actually
going to get my, myself. - He's gone from Selfridges
down to like, you know what? I'll get a really quick.
You see how tall he is. He'll tumble over again. - Yeah. Yeah but. (laughs) - What size. We should do it that bad. You're just gonna get a size. - Yeah, he'll just wear
it, whatever it is. I mean, you need to be
medium? Or is it large? - It's up to you if you
trynna make him happy or sad. Happy and be medium. - Yeah it's cool, we'll give him medium. We'll give him medium. What
else do we get to buy him? - Selfridges to that. I'm
sorry friend, we tried. - We've made it to Oxfarm. We're inside. I've picked myself up some cool jackets. - He's just shopping for
himself on Simon's budget. Don't tell anyone. - It's not part of the video
but I quite like these. We found the men section. But for Harry, we're gonna put the preppy
boy shorts. Have those. He's getting bigger nowadays. Harry's hips. Yeah
Harry will fit in these. - We'll get Josh these as
a little sweet you know? We'll get Josh this is a sweet deal. - Harry muscle fitness. I mean some muscle fitness training. - Ethan.
- Yeah. - Come here. Oh, Josh with that, you know. - Old school.
- Yes. Okay. So this is what I want to show you. You can come out here. Josh in the. - [Camera Man] Bro it
has to be huge as well. - Yeah. This is huge. This is huge. This one caught my eye.
With this tights... - Trench coat.
(laughs) - That matches. - I know, look, look at this
matchy, matchy, matchy, matchy. I should do this more often. - Oh spotty socks. There are spotty socks. - See what I'm saying? - I think these. I think that exact pair. - I feel like we should still colour coordinate them, slightly. - Why? Okay. We'll get these. And then we'll get all the colours. - Yes. Yes. - 12 pounds done. All right. Which ones suit in JJ? A-Front? Hipster? - Loose fit? Woven. - Yeah. That one. Did you get extra large? - Yeah.
- All right. - Is this fat these days? Extra large diverse 20 pounds. - That is amazing. - Yoh, that's sick. Oh my gosh. - You have Simon right? - Is that a chain? I'm going to make Simon
look uh, clothe this. He'll suit it. He'll suit it. - Pretty much I'm almost done. I just need to get shoes. I got him this beautiful thing. (all laugh) And the mouth moves, everything. It's movable mouth unreal. - You're saying he's clut basically. You're not even letting him see his face. - Crazy ass short. This is wild. Like fourth dimension stuff. - Yeah bro, look at this. - That's my favourite. - It's got fish too. Oh fish too, yeah. - I've got, I'll show you real quick. So I've got a bald cap and
we've got a chain as well. So I'm gonna go for the old school like. - Tim Westbrook.
- Tim Westbrook. (laughs) - You have to start where
you go, when you said, let's get selfies, you
to get a nice stuff. And I'm supposed to be the mean one. We waited you five minutes. That's five minutes ago. - Whoa, Whoa. - I want to buy it just for them. - That's a naughty Harry. Does he wear that with his outfit? Okay. So I'm close to getting
an entire outfit right here. We've got the jacket. We got the bag. We already got the shoes,
got the matching tie. We are going to be copying
these nice, creamy, brown trousers to match. I think you'll fit into them. That 32 waist.
- Yeah. - 32 waist? All right. Cool suits outfit. And then we've found this absolute winner of a shirt, but again, it's all brown. It all matches the
aesthetic, is old school. Probably a bit too big. This is an entire outfit. I just need socks and that's
it. We can get them anywhere. We can't have Joshua in this
outfit, in the modern days. We got him the Nokia burner. - Smartphone. So smart. - What a success. Budget spent? 158 pounds complete outfit done. You've got shoes, trousers,
shirt, tie, jacket Modern Warfare 2, Nokia
phone. And that's in the bag. - What did I do? I bought myself a pair of
joggers and two drawers. - So how much were the shorts? - I've left my glasses in the shop. (laughs) - So the best thing about
there, shout out to Oxfarm. Once we're done with this,
we can bring it straight back to Oxfarm and we donate it to them. So we've spent zero pounds on the outfit and we've donated 150 pounds to Oxfarm. What a win? Class class. - I found my glasses. I've got hell of budget
to bougie up, bougie up my guy Harry, he's
wearing the white shorts. So now I think it's time to
head to a bougie little shop. Like let's think of
Araffle, something fresh. Ooh, gave me a nice little vinegar Cardi. Yeah. vinegar Cardi. - Get him some stripey
socks. Some loafers. My cousin about to look heat boy. - Lets go.
- Prep gang. - Tell me why is this guy's dick out? - Why are you asking me? - You pulled him down, I saw you. Your head was there. I mean, what? This guy's getting freaky that's why. I've decided I'm changing it. I'm not getting him a fedora. We good. We're going like this because
this will make him look. - Can we find one that will fit his head? - Yeah. 100%. - Oh you going to get
one of the pointy ones. - Oh my God. - A long way. - Get a medium.
- Yeah. - And then make him, and
do you have say to him, you have to roll up your. - I'll have to get him socks as well. - Yeah yeah. Feel like you are sorted. When you're in a problem,
you fix the problem. - All right all right. But
I'm about to pee myself. - You're not shopping for yourself? - No, I'm only half done. - Take a bit of your time. No no no, look. Video,
video, video, Simon. What Toby wear? Or not wear. I'm trying to work out
what Toby could put on. - I would have actually bought this. No, I definitely did not. - I hope someone buys me
like a proper dead outfit. That's what I'm hoping for. - Everyone is gonna gimme
very small, small yeah. So everyone can see all my fam. - I'm going to have myself. - Just take these. - No, these are all you
needed, I want some more. I'm going to have myself. - I'm going to buy it
out someone to be funny and then buy the thing
for yourself as well. Are you buying something
yourself now Josh. - No, no. This is for Ethan. - [Camera Man] You're getting Off White. - What, is that, is that mad? - People are gonna think this is advanced. You gon wear it with that.
It goes styling with that. - How much is it? - 480. - 480. Oh, come on. That's that's called down on a bag. Let's let's, yeah. - It's your outfit. You
do what you want to do. - Yeah I know. - These look cool. You know. Stop shopping for yourself. - All right so. Vik is getting food. How about I get Harry
something very cheap. And then we just go to the pub. - [Camera Man] I'm down. - Yeah. He is stopping me speaking
upon Simon clothing. - [Camera Man] No one stopping you mate. - That's my 14%. It's mine. I will drink it. - This is pretty much how I imagined JJ. Except glasses, the helmet. We're going for those, We're
going for those shorts. Then maybe that shirt. Yeah. You agree that those shirt? Those shorts. Yeah. What is this? - Simon would like this.
- You think? - For sure.
- It's crazy. - Well, my update I've
got Simon, his trousers which are these. Now the trick I've done here
is I actually want these for the festival this weekend. So I'm going to buy them for Simon and then take them off and wear them. - You're actually going to wear them? - Yeah.
- Told you. He goes, he will buy Simon
an outfit that he wants. - Well, I don't want to bull
hat, but these are nice. - Well, I always say I want to have a I want to get Ethan a
full sense of security. So I decided to get him Off White shoes. - Because they're
supposed to have security. You would have said something nice. - So I'm going to get this to a bus. And just gets wise and wise. (upbeat music) - Put your hands up if I'm good looking. One, two, three, four, five, six. Gross. - [Camera Man] Simon, what
have you picked up so far? - So as you know we've got the pants and socks
already. Then we stopped. - [Camera Man] Is that gonna fit his head? - I don't know. You saw the shirt and you
saw the shorts and the belt. But on top of that, we
ended up changing the socks, actually, we got these. The reason we got these, they were red spots to
go with his red bow tie. - [Camera Man] I love it. I love it. - And then the shoes not going to tell you what they are because. - [Camera Man] They're
going to be a surprise? - They are disgusting. - [Camera Man] Okay. Okay. - Hey Toby.
- Yeah. - Wear a full on a
football kit with boots. Let's get him like just
a team he doesn't like. - Man City. - I'm getting two pairs I'm
going to keep it myself. - We're in night town and I'm
really sorry for your day. But I knew the mean one today. You lost your Man City your kit. We can just celebrate the
fact they won the league. (all laugh) A little celebration.
I'm sure he'll wear it. - He got a choice. He got a choice. - Man City kit, he's ready. Beautiful. - Yeah, whilst we're here. I've noticed the PSG jacket is exactly the same colour as my tracky bombs. So I think it's got to be done. - Chain. (crosstalk) - We've come here to get
chains and it's closed. How is it going to be a complete roadmap? - There's one that closes at 7. - Yeah, where? - 1.3 miles away. - All right. We're in luck. We found one just nearby. That Toby has able to,
what? That wasn't English. I'm very hung over. I'm hung
over guys. What'd you get? - First of all, you got. - I got a little secret.
I got a case. So you got? - A ring.
- Okay. - Some bling.
- Yeah yeah big bling bling. - Some more bling.
- Bling bling. That's a big chain. - Lovely though, hat.
- Jeez. Okay. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. They know he's in a track suit yeah. Showed them all. Let's wait. Let's wait. Let's see. Yeah, let's see. - Okay. I'll grab some shoes. - Yeah, let's see them. Let's see them. Had so much sauce. Wow. I mean really? Yeah, exactly. - Okay, so I've gone from zero to hero. I had no idea. I got an idea and I'm secured the bag now. So we've got a full kit,
naughty word on Toby. So you've got odd socks. You got Chelsea socks and red socks. You've got shin pads to wear
just in case a game happens. You never know, he left at square. A game could happen out of nowhere. He's got himself, some golden gloves in case and he's going gold. You never know what's gonna happen. - You gon save his career. (all laugh) And then we have your mighty
Man City, top the ultimate. So obviously he's not a fan. That's the worst thing you could give to a United fan as Man City top. - But he's not going to wear
it. He's going to be fuming. - He has to wear it's part of the video. And I got him some, some
shorts that don't match again. And he's got some orange Ash retards. - And I've got a pink jacket. It goes perfectly with the trousers. I just need shoes now
to complete the outfit. - All right. So we said we was going
to go around for the red. But, listen. I've got drinks to buy. So we're diva now listen,
look at the size of that. - I didn't even consider, I
didn't even consider sleeveless. Oh yeah. - And then think about it yeah. He's going to have a
long socks with loafers. - That's going to kill
it. That's going to do it. - He doesn't know we're here. - Harry is taking him out. - That's class. That
just class, doesn't it? - With the white shorts. - Do you know any type now? - Socks ans shorts. All right, quick check. - Quick check to go with these yeah? - That's the look. - White shorts as well.
How beautiful is that? - All we need is decent socks. - I'm not, sorry. This
is all good downhill, but this is hilarious. We need to find some softer
then, work here is done. Couple more like these. Or disgusting ones. - I like, I think that's, that's bad. That's just too many cars that don't work. - Which ones. Which ones should
we put them in this pack? (crosstalk) I won't do that. - So work's done. Just need
to get the shoe, job done. - Hey gang shit. (laughs) - [Camera Man] I'm standing in your ship. - This song sounds awful. (laughs) - Why is this happening? This is why I don't go out much. What is going on? - And we get a camo hat,
this kinda matches though. Cause it has orange on it. But he's fine. - I got just a couple of
this. The kind of Simon hate. Apparently. - Apparently. Apparently I'm saying
this, Jay is saying this, so we're hoping we're right. - I want for a nice little. 28 Quid. Looks like he's on his way to school. - You might see this
disappear out of nowhere. I've got myself a shirt as well. Thanks to Sideman clothing. You have five seconds to go to sidemanclothing.com right
now. Five, four, three, two. There you go. Use code subtle for 20% off. - What was your price count? - 158.
- 158? Well, that shop alone just come to 202. - Jeez.
- Loafers was 75. The Ben Sherman shirt was,
the blue shirt was 60. - But you spent 160 there.
Plus the shorts 170. - Bro, he's lucky. Looking good for this central boat. I'm so excited for Harry to see this. We're now gonna walk back
because we're all about cutting weight, aren't we? - Just the extra little cardio. - Do you know what we
managed to get like just a little bit too big during the winter. So we had to get a big
for this drug test now. - It's like walk everywhere. - Walk everywhere. I was going to down. It just hit me right in
the wrong spot. I told you. - I will stop for a break. - All right, go on. (music) - So we're back. Everyone has bought their outfits. We're going to go one at a time into the other room and show the person that you bought it for the
clothing for that when it's and then walk out. And then. - Yeah. - Yeah.
- Okay. (laughs) - So who wants to show theirs first? - I've been nominated to go first. Cause we got to change in my room so. Who's bought for me boys? - Who is it? - It's me. (all shout) - So first of all, I'm going to tell you what my inspiration for the outfit was. - Okay. - Tim Westwood. - You know what? I'll
take it. I'll take it. - It was recommended
to you by Josh and JJ. Apparently you don't mind. - They're Vans aren't they? - No, they're Converse. - Converse are worse. Vans are, Vans are. Converse are horrible. - Well, they're yours. Size 12. So next up we've got. - Oh my God. - Lovely right? - I kinda like it. - So what I've actually done
here, to be honest with you, is I've bought you my Parklife outfit. (crosstalk) And to go with these lovely pink top. - Oh my God. - Some just as pink tracky bottoms. They're a bit smaller. So I got you a small, here's why? Because you do the style where you roll it up with the socks. And I've got you for
socks, these bad boys. - The whole thing is just pink. - So just to cap it off. I got you a chain. (laughs) - What's that? Who is it? - So you're at the four year old raver, essentially the look got. - Are you mad? - You don't even know what it is. - He hasn't got me but he's taken control. (all laugh) Well, Harry got Simon and
he was part of the group. So he's a 50-50 between Josh and JJ. And he would have just said no, no, no. Get him this. Get him this. - I can have you. (all laugh) - I will knock him out, I will not do it. - All right, you can look now. (all exclaim) (clapping) - You've banged that. - My inspiration was Tim Westwood. (all laugh) - I'll tell you. You've got a good outfit. - I like it. - You've done well. - Although he did tell
me this is just life. - Yeah, I'm just... (all laugh) - How much was the chain? - Two pound, three pound. - Where'd you get. - 500,000 up with Monnise, hey. - Have you got me? - You've got Harry. (shouts) (all laugh) - Hey Harry. Welcome to your outfit. So today was inspired
by Oxfarm and Debnotes. Giving back to the communities.
So here's your outfit. Nice white shorts. - Oh, I can do with
that. I can do with that. - To go with your white shorts. You've got a nice smart blue shirt. - I'll take a shirt. I'll take a shirt. Go mostly. All right Harry? - Not really. - He likes smart clothes, right? - No. - That's exactly why. To go with that. We've got a lovely. Now you must be wondering
what's going on the feet right? Well, you're putting these. - That's all right. That's all right. I can do with the socks. - You are pulling them all the way up. - That's fine. I can do that. - And to go on the feet. You've got these. And then to finish off. - Yeah. - You got. (laughs) I bring him to you, the
freshest boy in the game. I don't think y'all ready yet. You can look in three, two, one. (all laugh) - In the Tinder video. They'll hate it that you
weren't like smart enough. So we thought. (crosstalk) - I've never seen him like. - That was the point,
he hates small clothes. This is why I imagine Calyx was a School. (all laugh) - I just know what's
coming, so it's all right. (all laugh) - Well, who bought for Ethan? - It has to be rigged. It
has to be rigged surely. - All right. So obviously, I bought you a nice shoe, ain't it? - What the fuck. No way. - I got you some Off Whites. - I feel like you're waffling there. - What you mean waffling? These are real yeah. Don't know. - Where did you go with these? These are fucking sacred. - I don't even know. I went So High. Oh yeah you like them? - Yeah. Yeah. - All right. All right. Wicked. All right. Well you're going to
look fresh trust me bro. - Got me Off Whites. Something
else is going to fuck it. Something else is going to fuck it up. Something is gonna fuck it. - Also got you some socks. - Happy socks. Anti-slip gang shit. - But for babies. Yeah. So have fun with that. Nice. Yes. Suffer. - Can't wait to put these in my own boys. (laughs) - Oh man. Bro fire flames. - I'm not ready, what's about to happen? - Got you some trousers. (both laugh) - That will make me cry. - And of course I've got give you a very nice shirt to go with. - How are you even my friend? - And I got you... (yells) - Oh no, there's more. There's more. - These are socks in case they didn't fit. - Well, I will take those. - But they do fit so
you not taking those.. So yeah. Have fun with that. - Well, for fucks sake.
All right, I'll put it on. - Wait, there's one more thing. - Oh my goodness. Reduce some speed. - Yes. Yes. You have to wear this. - What's wrong, I'm gonna
look like a GTA character. - I don't give a fuck. - I'm gonna look like a GTA character. I don't care - All right I'll put it all on, all right. This is going to be epic. (laughs) - Oh no. That's not a good sign. - Ladies and gentlemen are you ready for the man of the hour? - Oh no. - Ethan. Come through. Three, two, one. (all laugh) - Fuck you man. (all laugh) - Oh, he's flexing. (crosstalk) - I was so gassed. I
was so fucking gassed. I saw these black pair
of come out, I was like. - Are they your size? - Yeah.
- Yeah. - Who the fuck is this? (all laugh) - Is it like. Is there
something that open your mouth? - Yeah, you just structure
properly over your head. And then I mentioned up
here. You have to do like and put hair emphasis
into what you're saying. - Make sure you subscribe. - Five seconds to subscribe channel. - Five seconds yeah. - Subscribe right now. - Five, four, three, two, one. - Thanks for subscribing. - If you've managed to
subscribe and press the bell. Make sure you comment win gang down there. JJ is next. - All right. Who got me? Yeah. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. - All right, so basically I
bought myself a pair of shoes while I was out sizing up budget, I'd say. You have this. Which you can
get at sidemenclothing.com. That's it no trouble. - You're not joking for this? - Not I'm not. - Wait, what? - Just that nothing else. - No way Simon, stop.
- That's it. - Okay, cool.
- Where is my bag? - Nah it's legit. I'll
see you in a minute. Come on start changing. - I'm just going to wait here until he brings out the actual outfit. I'm infused. There's no way
there's no, there's no way. It's just this. There's no way - You changed? Okay I was joking. Trust me. Once you change, you're
gonna want just like that. - Really? There's a helmet. Why is there a helmet? - All right. Well let's
start from the top. - Oh man. - Why would you buy me a helmet? - We've got your shirt next. - Okay. - A nice lemon shirt. What we want you to do with that is you have to do the top button up too because that's how the
bow tie goes around. - Oh my God. - Then we got you some shorts. - How will the shorts work with these? Oh, I see. Thanks, man. - We got you these socks to go with it. Now the shoes are my, my favourite items. Apart from the helmet. Look. For what I'm saying is Tommy. - Tommy Jeans. - You know that, that's a good brand. - They did know. They did choose. - Tell them how classy are these shoes. - Oh my God. What is that? - All right, just to top it
off. We also got you a cap. - Oh my God. This is ridiculous. Like whatever. Whatever man. - You don't seem happy. I thought you'd be happy with these. - Oh really? - Well, get changed.
I'll see you in a minute. - Come on please. All right well, let's do this. - Three, two, one. (all laughing) - Evil can evil. - Why I'm I wearing a helmet? Why I'm I wearing a helmet? It's not fair. - What you mean it's not fair? - What you mean it's not fair? - You still have your face. - I've got a bull cap. - And so what I'm I
doing? What I'm I doing? What I'm I doing? What I'm I doing? - You're about to be shown out of Canvy. - Harry do you feel bad? - No, I feel bad. (all laugh) - Who picked for Toby? - That would be me. (laughs) - This is dangerous. - I'm ready. I'm super nervous. - Oh, hello hello. - Nike, are you tricking me? He's definitely tricking me. There's no way you've got
me anything from any sports. - Well, normally I'm a nice person. - Oh God no. - The issue with Toby is you
look good in most things. - This isn't true. - So my aim is trying to
make you not look good. - I knew this is going to happen. - Why would you even
put it in the Nike bag? - You've got some nice shorts. - The one thing I didn't
want to wear is shorts. That's the one thing. - I got some nice socks to keep you warm. But you have to wear odd socks.
These are Chelsea socks too. - He doesn't act like we've
been friends for a long. - Your shin. - You are waffling. - Your shin pads. In case
there's a game happening. - Josh. - I also got you a night dress. - No no no, you didn't. (screams) - Lemme get the top, hang on. - Trust. I swear to God. If it's a Liverpool
top, I'm not wearing it. I'll go topless. I'm not
wearing a Liverpool top. - [Camera Man] Or a City top. - Oh my God. Oh my God. - [Camera Man] Is it a City Top? - Josh no. Josh. - You got to celebrate your
friends of your Manchester. - Josh no, that's actually,
that's actually disgusting. That's actually disgusting. - Look. Very nice. - I'm going to topless, I
can't wear that on my head. - You have to wear it.
You have to wear it. - How has he done this? - You have to wear it. - I knew, I knew you
were going to do this. - Have fun. - Get out bastard before I hurt you. - Introducing a new signing
for my football team. Three, two, one. (all laugh) - You've been done. - City. City. - You know what, I like your outfit. - You're right. You're right. - That is the comfy outfit. - All right, now I beg
we swap. I beg we swap. - You're not going to fit in this. - I will. - Your turn Joshy. Feed them to the lines. Josh, every part of your outfit was bought in one fell swoop at Oxfarm. So we're supporting great causes here and it's all matching and it's all great. Let's start you off. Let's start you off. Let's start off. We've got your a shirt. Nice, nice, nice little brown. Nice with stripes for the boy. Got you some nice flowery socks to go, kind of matching colours. - It's ladies, 14. I'm size 11B. - Well, there you go.
We've got you a nice, uncool jacket bro, might be a bit big but. - Uncool jacket. - We got you some. - Are they going to fit? - Nice trousers. They look pretty slim. Well, you're going to
have to deal with it. You might have to leave
a marker at the thing and tie them up mate. That's, it is what it is, pal. - Shoes. Did you get me shoes? What shoes I'm I wearing? - They're not in the bag. - I'm just not gonna wear shoes. - No. We got you a matching
tie, which is sick. Oh no. I did get, I
did buy a pair of shoes but I guess the girl
didn't put them in the bag. I got you an accessory teammate. - That's not shoes. Can't
have that on my feet. - I do feel really bad. I don't know. Like, yeah. So I see. - So I'm wearing NMDs, is
that what you are saying? - Yes you are. - As if I was. - Yes you are. - Well, let's see in a second. Just to stick to this outfit. - Okay my friends, I
have to present to you Joshua in three, two, one. - Holy wait. (crosstalk) - Two things, I didn't get shoes. Second thing, the fuck is this? - Yeah you look like you
should be away from all of us. - What I'm saying is, I figured
he didn't buy you shoes. There's no way you're wearing anything. - Oh shit. - They lady left them on the counter, didn't put me in the bag.
She handed me the bag. - So you left them? - So you left them? - Wit a minute, no. - Oh, we missed the final piece. - Check the bag. We got
some accessories for you. - We got you some accessories. - Some accessories. - There's more?
- There's more. Try the other pocket. Try this one. (all laugh) (shouting) - Oh yes.
- There's one left. Vik's, one, two, three. - My turn. So you got style, you
got fashion sense, Toby. I'm expecting to look flier
than I've ever looked before. - Flier? Maybe not flier. We're going to take you a
little bit out of your element. I'm gonna take him off his gloves man. - What are these? Why are there baby socks? Simon not telling us something. - Bro, leave the socks alone. All right Vik.
- Yes mate. - Vik.
- Yes mate. - Today, you are becoming
London's newest road man. - Oh, okay. I think this could work. - You're wearing a full tracky and when you're done with this tracky we'll move on to the next bit. I think you're going to look good. - Oh jeez. Okay. - This isn't typically you. - Oh my God. Bro. I hate these shoes. I
actually hate these shoes. I see these shoes I'm like, who would ever want these
or wear these or buy these? - You. - The thing is, I mean,
I'm in no position to complain right now. - We're going to get you some waves, Vik. (laughs) Your little trappers bag. And you're a bit higher end. So we're going to bling you up. - Really? This is a big old chain,
bro. JJ watch out. - You got the ring as well bro. - All right, don't watch
what man's wearing. - Ladies and gentlemen, introducing
the trapper of the year. - Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh, he's got durag. - I hear you got the new look here. Where you got it? - I haven't got any one. - How he just checked your things. (all laughing) - That's the one.
- Yes. Oh shit. - So we're goin to go see
what the public think about. - Oh good God. - I'm not ready for this. - Who's your favourite outfit? - Vik. - I like, I like Simon's. (crosstalk) (all laugh) - That's how the guy died. - They were just like, yeah just take us and now you're like someday my guys. - I like JJ's the most. - Really? - Because he's the safety man yeah. - I'll take yours. - Really?
- Yeah. - I think my favourite is Harry. - Really?
- I think it's just do. - The only thing he wouldn't wear. - Yeah.
- Yeah. - Well I like Ethan's
outfit as my favourite. - Fuck off. I'm going to suffocate. - What did you get, well
you weren't recognised. - Class. (crosstalk) (laugh) - My favourite is JJ's. I love how he looks like now. He usually looks like
the other school teacher. That buys NMBs to try and be cool. But the rest of his outfit looks great. - You just look like you're
rushing to every place all the time. (upbeat music) - Who's is your favourite outfit? - Wow. Okay. That has to be. - Who do you think is the best dressed? - This one. - What is this. - It's the pink. And the Bling. - What do you say? What do you say? - Best dressed? I like this guy's dress. He looks like he put a lot of effort. His mask and the fishes
on the colours are nice. He's dope man. - Don't even know who that
is, but it's interesting. Okay, he goes to the gym. I saw a video. He goes
to gym quite a lot now. I don't see the difference though. But he all seem like
Tony Hawk, Dracula here. Man City, no, we can't allow that. Pink star yeah. You can
replace that so maybe not. I do like that. It's quite cute. - That one. - The bird. - The bird guy with the fish. That's because he's fun. I haven't had the best of this fun. - See, I would go with Man City. - No. No. I don't even know
who I'm picking you know. - I think that is the
best. I guess it's for me. - Best dressed? Got this
man right here with the. - Did you choose the shirt yourself? - I didn't choose any of these. Why would I wear a helmet?
Why would I wear a helmet? - I like that you're bringing
back socks and sandals. - I'm not bringing
anything. This is all wrong. I want this to end. - I'm gonna go with best dressed just cause you got the helmet on. I feel sorry for you so. - I've got to go with as well. Because I just love that
you have a cap and a helmet. - Get away from me. - Coolest? Bird. - So annoying. So annoying. - I like the PSG kit. That's nice. Oh, I like the pink,
that's cute and the chain. - But the bird , just
like your ex husband. (all laugh) - I appreciate the durag. You look like my university professor. Yeah. I'm sorry, man. I have to give it to Toby.
I was born a champion. - Man, it's gotta be him. It looks wicked man. - Looked okay with a bow tie. He's like the best and the worst actually. - Yeah, I'm a fan of that outfit. That guy looks a bit like a
monk in a football outfit. Yeah. I like to know
for your helmet sucks. - Do full, do a turn. Best dressed Behzinga,
worst dressed Miniminter and yeah, that's my opinion. - I'm not going to lie,
it still has to be Ethan. It's just the hat, I'm not lying. - I'm going have to
say Paris Saint German. - Who is the worst dressed? - That one there. You look so scary. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. (laughs) - Have you seen him? - He is, you want to be Superman? - I want to be Superman? - Or Batman, whatever. - Worst. I'm not sure about
that Manchester City guy. - Yes. Yes, come on. - Worst dressed, I can't decide. - Why? I wonder why? - Man City is the worst. - It's going to have to
be the Man City guy yeah. - Socks and sandals I'm not gonna lie. - And what about the helmet? - And the bow tie and the helmet and. - Josh. (all laugh) - It is from Oxfarm. It is an Oxfarm. - Oh, that's easy. It's
the Manchester City. - Again, everyone. - Worst dressed? You. Doesn't go mate. Those
fucking socks ruined it. I'm that perfect. - I don't wanna say no,
he looks pretty scary. (both laugh) - It's his sandals,
he's a dead end for me. - I'm gonna go with my man
here, just 'cause of the hat. - What is that hat? - It's age. - I told you this was a bad idea. - He's the worst. I
don't like the pink man. - At least it wasn't this. - JJ. He stays too thick for the outside. (all laugh) The cap though, I dig the cap. - See, he likes the cap. - I look stupid. - Worst dressed might be you. Because, it's just very
interestingly imbalanced. You've gone for really
neutral and then very bright. - If I change the socks,
would it be better or not? - It's like Victorian boy and then futuristic at the bottom. I think you might have won
best dressed as well. Yeah. (upbeat music) ♪ Yeah, they can't hold us back ♪ ♪ We on another level ♪ ♪ It's that new age and
it's something special ♪ ♪ We going to change the game ♪ ♪ We going to live forever ♪ ♪ This, that new age ♪ ♪ Is that new age ♪ ♪ This is the new age ♪ ♪ Now they want to play ♪ ♪ Cause they're trying to
get paid with the Congress ♪ ♪ They're too late ♪
