SIDEMEN $100,000 vs $100 HOLIDAY (USA EDITION)

- Hello and welcome to Sidemen 100,000 versus $100 Holiday, USA edition. Rules are simple, I have flown the boys out to L.A then we split into two teams. One team will be on a holiday that cost $100,000, and the other team will be on a holiday that costs a measly $100. Let's go see the boys. [upbeat rap music] Welcome to L.A boys! [all cheering] We're finally doing a holiday again. - Ooh! - Woo, woo! - Are you guys ready? - Yeah! - Wanna know your teams? There's a red team and a purple team. - Ooh. - Oh, a purple team. - All right, all right. - Yeah. - Red team. - Red team. - Yes. [all laughing] - There's a return to a red team for Simon. - Of course! - Whoa. - So, Simon just stay on the left. Harry. Get on the purple team. - Ooh! - I'm with one of my boys either way. I'm with one of my boys. - He's wearing purple, put him on there. - J.J. - Uh-huh? - You're on the purple team. - Yeah! - Whoa. - Man. - All right okay, okay. - They'll need to be having the best time ever, by the way. - We'll see, yeah. - Nick. - Yeah, yeah? - Simon team. - Ooh! - Come on, come on. - I'm last pick, it's my high school over again! - It's just us. - Ethan. - Here we go. - Red team. [group cheering] - Come on, come on. - Scare them. Scare them, scare them. - Have you noticed something? - What? - This is original holiday. - Look at the teams. - Yeah, welcome! - This is the day that my luck changes, let's go! - Wait, is this the most viewed video? - Yeah. - Oh, we're recreating source. - Oh, okay. - We're recreating source. I'll see you guys in the bin. - So, for it to be a authentic. [group laughs] - I'm gonna lose my eye. [group laughs] - There are cars waiting for you. There's an envelope in there, you open at your destination. And you actually get at the destination and you open the envelope. - My heart's racing again. - There's nothing to open right now. - Mate, mate, mate. - I don't like this. - Josh, I'll tell you now, if me and Vic have been f*cked again, especially him. - You won't leave this country. - Especially him. - You won't leave. - He's gonna murder you. He will murder you. [lions roaring] [camera snapping] [upbeat music] - Ah, J.J you're in the white car. Your team. - White car, white car. Alright, we're in the white car. This might be it. We might be in the good team. - Why, because the car's white? Is that what? - Yes. Are the others in the black car? - No, the grey car. - We're in the grey one. - Ooh. - Ominous. - Kon and Ben can both fly drones. So one of them has gotta have a niche. - Yeah but Kon- - One of them's got a niche. - Exactly, so he would be on the bad team where the drone shots are less necessary. You get me? - We don't want Kon. f*ck off, Kon. - We don't want him. - f*ck off, Kon. - I think we're on the good team today, boys. - I think we still have an equal chance of being on the good team right now. - Of course, it's 50-50 Vic. - Let's manifest. Let's manifest. - What's that? - My 50-50 is usually 80-30. [all laughing] That's high. - Thanks a lot, boys. See you tomorrow, probably. - You know what, lads? Have great night. - Yeah have a nice time. Whatever happens- - Bro. - I wish you- - Have a great day. Have a great two days. - Yeah, yeah, likewise. - Have a great holiday, man. - Enjoy the bad team. - Thanks. - Enjoy the bad team. - You too, you too. - Enjoy the bad team. - Have a good time, Harry. - Farewell. We got Kon. - We got the tunes and everything. - Ooh, we're f*cked, we're f*cked, we're f*cked, we're f*cked, we're f*cked, we're f*cked. - No! [intense dramatic music] No! - We're f*cked! - f*ck off! Go away! - No, we wanted Ben! - Ben, we want you, Ben! Ben, Ben! - Ben, please! - Ben, where are you? - Ah, it's done for, man, it's done for. - Well, you know what happens, guys? Three young friends hanging out. - Purple team. - Yeah. And we've, we've shown people. - Just the colours. - Them all. We have shown our efforts to pull something awful into a good time. - The last time the purple team was bad. Yeah. - So they. - And he's given them purple team. Why has he given them purple team? - Purple's actually a sh*t colour as well, to be fair. - It is, it is. - It's a lie. No one's favourite colour is purple. If your favourite color's purple, you're actually a f*cking loser. - Oh. - And no BTS either. - No BTS! - No BTS, - No BTS. No Ben with his drone. - Oh. - We're gonna Kon drone shots, man. [J.J grunts] - We might not even see the f*cking footage. [group laughs] - It's funny 'cause it's happened before. [all laughing] - I'll tell you what, when we're down the bottom of this hill, I will look at the map. - You won't. - Ah, I don't need this. This is what I don't need. - No. - Look, 'cause Ethan will send me on an emotional rollercoaster, good team to bad team, to good team to bad team, to good team. - Yes, what I'm about to draught up, right? Imagine, like, a ghost board right here, and I'm gonna be chalking things down. Imma be drawing the lines. - No, for once, how about you don't? - I'll solve this mystery. - You've never been right. [both laugh] - I wonder what hotel we're getting. - If we even get a hotel, man. We could be in a tent somewhere. This could be trouble. - Skid Rows 10. - No. - Ugh. - Is this like a holiday or a? - It's a holiday. - It's a holiday, bro. - So like activities or stuff? - Oh, Christ. - Okay, so we're officially not going to the Hollywood Hills, we've hit the freeway. - Is this is good or bad, though. 'Cause if you think about it, right, there could be some absolute wham house. Like, you're not getting the whammest house. - Yeah, or out of the Hills. - This is a broken man here. [group laughs] He hasn't blinked since we started. - I left my soul in the Hills. [group laughs] This is now just a vessel. - Right now, good team, bad team? - Bad team. - Good team. - Good team. - Come on. - Keep the spirits high. - Come on, manifestation. You know what, Josh, honestly, if he's put us on the bad team, he needs to watch his back starting tomorrow. - Yeah, this man's getting f*cked- - And he does not need to come anywhere near us. You know, usually I say go visit the bad team. He should not visit the bad team. - Leave him at area 51. That f*cking space raid ahead. - You can't say this yet, you can't say this yet. - I'll take it back if, we'll wait. [group laughing] But for now he's still in purgatory. - I didn't mean to say those mean things about you. Thank you for this amazing trip. [group laughing] - Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya - Is that copyright? - Kumbaya. - Kumbaya is copyright? - Well, who's copyright, Jesus? [group laughs] - This is optimistic, Simon, because when we stayed in a pretty sick house. - Yeah, we drove up there. - We drove up this, we were up this hill. - Are we going to Beluga Heights? - This is looking- - Jason Derulo type beat. - Look, if I had to think about where a really nice house in the Hills might be. - Come on, name your bad team. - I'd say this year it's been a lot of bad team. - What did you have bad team on? - Well, the Harry video. - That was a good team. - That was not- - That was literally the good team. [all laughing] - A man, a stripper, a male stripper was dancing on me, bro. - You got a free dance, bro, why are you complaining? - That's normally 15 pounds. - I had spoodermans. [group laughs] - Where in the hell is that? - We're in the states. - I'm terrified now. - I'm seeing nice houses, but I'm seeing- - Nothing, nothing that is blowing me out of the window yet. - As long as we turn uphill like this- - If we keep ascending. - Keep climbing, keep climbing. - Keep ascending, I hope. - Keep climbing. Keep climbing. - But it could all come crashing down. - I think we are close. Looks like, nothing here is striking me as either good or bad. - I think we'd be lucky to be in a place like this fixed. - No, not with a f*cking Sidemen budget. [Simon laughing] - Might be this house. - We're going in here. - Is this house big or small? It looks... - It's tall. - Let's read this first, let's read this first. - I have a prediction now. - Okay. - We've just been told to like, well, asked if we want lunch or not on the drive, because it could be a long drive. A long drive would not be up the top of the hills to the expensive houses up there. But a long drive might be down- - At like a coast villa? - I think like a beachfront villa is, if we were to be on the good team. - And beach would be. - I think it's possible. I think it's possible. - That would be beautiful. - Mwah! Well, I just need some relaxation from... I ain't had a holiday in so long. Oh, oh God. - I'm talking like these f*ckers down here. Like, all these like beachfront. - Oh! - Oh, we could be getting wagu! Or fillet or sushi! Sushi! Can you feel it? - I don't know why your vibe's changed so much, he just said we have a long drive. - No, bro, this is it. [all laughing] - I can feel it. - I can feel it. - Okay, we've been told this is the house, but it's just the destination. - By our driver we've been told. - I'm gonna read it without even looking at it. - No, look. - You know what I mean when I say that, right? - Like you're gonna- - I'm not gonna pre-read it, I'm gonna go- - I mean, the sentence is quite backwards. - I know this seems really unfair, but prepare yourself, you're in for a scare, oh God. - Is this like a? - Oh, is it a haunted house? - Oh no. - It makes sense why it's so grey and dark. - But do we need our bags? - Bro, look at it. It is a gargoyle in it, man. - Do we need our bags or like? - Yeah. We should probably get them. - Oh poo. - Josh, I'm gonna stab him in his mouth. - Poo, poo, poo. - Look at it man. - 100,000 leagues under my nutsack. - We're heading north. - That completely goes into my beach theory then. - So what's in the north? - I don't, mountains. I thought we were gonna go to the beach, but that would be southeast and we're going north, so. - Send me the invoice, if I don't make it out, it was good while it lasted. - Oh, this is, this is, oh f*ck. - Oh my goodness, oh, it looks, I can see like, a lantern in there. - I just saw you, whoever's in that window, by the way. - Well, look, they've dropped us off some supplies, so we have everything in a bad team. - Bro, this is worse than a bad, this is a traumatic team. - I don't even want to be in the country. - I love ghost sex, you know, Kesha had sex with a ghost? - Really? - Yeah. - We getting Popeye's. - Oh, there's Popeye's, yeah. - Yeah baby. - Okay, okay. - Popeye's. - f*ck me, it's hot boy. - Are we excited? Excited for some Popeye's, baby. Woo! I can see the chicken. - Hello? - What is, oh it smells. It smells, it smells dusty. - Oh, what's going on in this house? - Right, someone's died in this house. - Bro, look at what's on this table. All right, why are there dolls with no heads? - It's probably a real thing, isn't it? I think, I think he's dead. - Well, yeah, no, but it's probably real, it was, yeah. - Shall we explore? - Go an explore, find your rooms. - Oh, sh*t. - Oh. - Alright, you on a cuddle? - sh*t. - Sure you'll sleep on the sofa downstairs. - Alright, we've got the Popeye's baby, we've got the fries. - This looks good. - Little biscuit. - What's the biscuit? - I think it's like a scone. - Okay, okay. - Chicken burger for me, mmm, we living good. - This could be our last supper. Yeah, this could be the end, this could be it. It's been great boys. [all laughing] - Time to explore our wonderful haunted house. Bro, they ain't looking too, too, too good right now. Oh, there's a pinball table, that's not bad. - There's a TV, we've got a big ass TV. There's a human head in a jar. Oh. There's a human head in a jar. - Oh, yeah, okay okay. - Mm. - This is my first Popeye's. - Oh, no way. - Mm. - Mm. - Yeah. - Mm. - Mm. - Can you eat pussy like that? [all laughing] - What you think the other team's up to right now? - Probably living their best lives. - I think they're going straight up into Hollywood Hills, getting like, some amazing mansion in Hollywood Hills, I think is what's happened there, but I'm happy with the Popeye's, man. - Very happy. - I'm happy with this. - I'm not. [all laughing] I mean, I mean, I'm enjoying the Popeye's, but I'd love a mansion. [ominous music] - Guys. - What? - This is a bathroom decoration. - That's nice. - Yeah, it's their kid. It's a nice little boy. [all laughing] This is a freaky ass room, what the f*ck? - This is like, proper like, demonic, goth. - I'm sleeping with the curtains open. - The f*ck is this? - What the is this? - What the f*ck is this? - What, there's bats. - This is just weird. - Bro, there's look, bro. - Is that real? 'Cause that's f*cked. - That looks kinda real. - Bro. - Odds on drinking it? - Shut up. - Gimme the odds. But look, the little fermented baby bat. - No, no, no, no, no, 'cause you know there'll be a bullet. - Bro, bro, bro. - You know, there'll be something in there, man. - Bro, don't. - Stop. - I legit, don't f*cking point sh*t at me. - It's America, what the f*ck? - Yeah. Stop, stop, save it for Josh. - You're so heavy handed. - Bro, should we bring Josh here? - Josh, I'll f*cking do it. I don't care if you- - Look, look at that doll. - If I don't get another f*cking envelope. - What is that, that doll? - I ain't just trolling, I'll f*cking do it. - I'm so full. - f*ck me, that was good. - I'm so full. - I'm so f*cking fat right now. - I'm so full. - The toilet. - I'm crazy full. - I'm just saying... - Use the restroom, 'cause we've got a long journey ahead. About two and a half hours. - Ah. - That's not good, that's not good, that's not good. That's not good, that's not good, that's not good. - Ah! - We can get the Vegas in two and a half hours, bro, if he steps on the gas. - Two and a half hours, bro. - Oh. - Why are we, ah? - Why? - Why-ya-yay? - Where are we going that's two and a half hours away? - Ah! - The f*ck. - Bro, I'm seeing Dean Carr a lot. Look, Dean Carr, Dean Carr, Dean Carr, Dean Carr. - Presented to Dean. - No way, are we in the Dean Carr's house? - Who is the Dean Carr? - I'm googling. - Bro, Dean Carr? - Yeah, he's a director. - Oh, he's a photographer. - Yeah, but like, Ozzie Osborn's album cover. - He's an American photographer and director. - Well, Dean, I'm very sorry for the way we've spoken about your house, but it's very f*cking weird. - Bro, there's just a bread. - He's growing babkas. - He's getting some of that babkas. - Oh, sh*t, he did the cover for Meteora. - You think a long distance is bad, why? - No, no, I am convinced we're on the good team now. The bad team would stay in LA, 'cause all the bad content is getting on like, tour buses, go into like, Hollywood Boulevard, like that kind of stuff. That's bad team behaviour and that's in LA. The good team would be sent far away, 'cause that's where the big mansions are. But two and a half hours is worrying me. - Two and a half hours is very far. - Its far, it's very far. - Like very very, we could be in the middle of nowhere, bro. [upbeat music] - I, I literally, I'm so sad. When it turns dark, this place is gonna transform. - Are we gonna do like a satanic ritual in here? - Can we, can we bring, can we invite Josh over and sacrifice him? [upbeat music] - Right boy's, a little stretch break. - You lot were asleep the whole time, you are fine. - You not sleep? - Nah, but I have, I know where we're going, roughly. We've just always been going east, like that. Like we're going into the wilderness, man. We're not, we're not, there's no, there's no, There's no beach, there's no city. We're going inside the middle of nowhere. So take, make, make of that what you will. - Well, f*ck you, Kon, for getting my hopes up. Told you, as soon as we had this man flying the drone, it was ropes. - f*ck it, I'm gonna eat his chocolates. Oh, what else Lyndt? Mr. God Bar, Goodbar, Reese's Pieces. - Check them. - You must just check 'em. - What? - Yeah, check them. - What do you mean, okay, you're sick. What did you check? - What did you need to check? - Well, now you've put me off, bro. - What have you done? What have you checked? - Nice, just have a chocolate. I'm not having one. - I'm not having a chocolate. - I want you to eat a chocolate. - You eat a chocolate. - Even have a choc- - You eat a chocolate. - I want you to eat your chocolate. - Eat a chocolate. I'm so lost, I don't get it. I get that it might be some sort of rock museum, dark arts wherever yeah, but don't get it. - Like, a house like this. - It might be haunted but listen, spirits, if you can hear me, yeah, you lot are f*cking frauds anyway. - The spirit is in the house. f*cking frauds, what are you going to do to me? I'm going home on Friday. - Let's not anger them too much. [all laughing] [upbeat music] - We're going to the middle of f*cking nowhere. There's gonna be f*cking bears is what there's gonna be. - Yeah, but we don't worry about bears, we got Steve. - I don't the bears, I just don't want the bugs, man. - Okay, okay. - There's just... There's a little f*cking ants pie going on over there. I've spotted them and it's pissing me off. But I don't like bugs, man. Nah, like, what are you doing, man? - He's gonna throw at you. - Nah, man, I would've been bitten off, already. - Well, what do you think made that hole do you reckon? Little lizard, like a little gecko thing, maybe? - I don't know if they go underground, actually. - Might as well then be the tarantulas that come out by trap hole things. They'll just pop out. - Oh. - f*ck that. - I'm really not scared of a haunted house. - I'm just fed up. - Can't get over it. What's on the TV, what's going on? - That looks like Calyx. That's Calyx. - f*cking Count Calyx in the house. - Go and put that silver mask on. Yeah, go on. - It's got paint all over it. - Yeah, who cares about that. - This is how Vic took the bus in Sheffield. [all laughing] - I'm telling you right now that me and Ethan will just watch Love Island tonight and call it night. - And if someone starts trying to f*cking knock on doors and stuff, I'll say, bus ban. [speaking foreign language] - Yes, you are a liar. [gentle guitar] - All right. - I've accepted our fate. - I feel like I've crossed the border into Mexico or something, we've been driving for hours. [all laughing] This is long. - It's so weird seeing a different part of California. - It's nice though, you know, it looks lovely. And I've not seeing like, bad places around here. I'm actually like, somewhat optimistic. - I feel like, you know, like girl scouts and boy Scouts. - Yeah. - This is just where they live. - This is the home the- - They spawn here. [group laughing] - This is like where people that go hunting deer and stuff go, it's like. - Yeah. I feel like everyone here has a gun. - Yeah. - Oh yeah. - But it's not like automatic rifles, it's all just rifles. - Well, you need it for the bears, man. I'm telling you, you have to fend off the bears. - Imagine getting shot, oh, you're a bear and you're just getting shot by a deagle. Pretty mad init? How about a golden deagle? - Oh, I feel if it was golden, now that changes everything. - Yeah, bit of wolf hair, two golden deagle. - You know about- - Damn, damn, damn, damn. - What's happening, bro? It's f*cking, it's midday in LA and I'm sat at a f*cking freak show watching Ridiculousness. That's fine by me. I would rather go and get a nice lunch though. - I'll be honest, I hope there's a lot more to this. [gentle guitar] - We are really, really pushing the boundaries today. - Oh. - Hang on, what's that say? What does it say? - Bear Hollow. - No. - What? Oh, come on, man. - Ah. - I don't know about this. I don't know about this. - Ah! - I mean, actually, don't. - Oh, wait. - Oh, hold on, hang about it's not awful. - Oh, wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I need to go in to see. - Yeah, I don't know. - Oh. - f*cking flown 13,000 miles to sit on a sofa. Are we waiting here, because it's a prank or something? - No, 'cause apparently it's a haunted house and there's gonna be geezers that come and do footsteps and bang on things. - It's America, right? So we can stab people that come in. - Well, is it our, is it, I suppose it's our home night. - It probably wouldn't be a good idea on a Sidemen shoot. - It would be content. [upbeat music] - We are in the middle of batsh*t nowhere. - Well, at night, this will definitely be terrifying. - Oh, awful. - Yeah. - Awful, awful, awful. - Ah. - Aye, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - There it is, there it is. - I mean, you're our captain. - You're probably shouting, oh, for God's sake, but welcome to Big Bear Lake. - Yep, okay. - That is all. - But then we are the bad team. We're the bad team. - So, it's time to explore the inside of the cabin. Also, I'd suggest to be going quite quickly, because the woman who just greeted us said that there are a lot of bears in the area. - Okay. - f*ck off, man. - Right? - Are you serious? - f*cking fantastic. - What if I just run away? What if I just go out the door and run away? What are you, what are you guys gonna do? Are you going to chase me? - Do you remember in the first f*cking holiday, like Harry was like, I'm a YouTuber, I've got 15 million subs. Yeah, yeah. - I mean, I've got f*cking money. I've got money, I'm booking, I'm booking a penthouse. [all laughing] What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Kick me out of Sidemen? [all laughing] I've f*cking got 14 million subs. I'm staying in a pent house. It'd be so f*cking easy, bro. I don't care, I don't care. I'll film what needs to be filmed, I'll be like, oh no, it's terrible, and then I'm going on. - It's fine, I'm staying here. - I think we deserve- - But I'll run away. Who's catching me? - I don't think we deserve this. I think this is getting f*cking, this is getting ridiculous now. - Oh, my dreams have been shattered. My dreams have been terribly shattered. - Please protect us from the bears, Lord. - Aye aye aye. - Oh we got geezer. - We've got a few bears. - Hello, mate. - Right here. - Wow. Look at these. - Wow. - I mean, it's all right. It's all right. Like, well, let's not judge it. It's got a ring doorbell at least. - Technology things you like to see. - Oh, actually, you know what? It's kind of cool. It's kind of cool. - Yes, it is, kind of cabin fever. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. I kind of like it. I kind of like it. [country music] - I've never experienced a good time in a different country. - Here we go. - I had the f*cking sh*t f*cking boat. - Here we go. - To France. - Yeah, yeah. - I went to Benordorm with the weirdest people. - Yeah. I like this. - Not you guys. Everyone else was just f*cking weird there. Oh, I had to run around the streets of Sweden, followed by just a horn, I don't know what it feels like. I had to f*cking sit in the forest with you getting eaten by bugs setting up in Greece. Every time this is happening, there's three other Sidemen, and I watched the videos- - Who's that because of? - Mostly Josh, but it has also been other. And I watched the video. - Keep going, man. - And the other Sidemen are like, "Oh, yay." And I'm just f*cking sat here, miserable. - Interesting space here. - Yeah. Okay. Its like, you know what- - It's all right. - As far as wood cabins go, I quite like it. - It's a decent one right? - It's a decent one. I would prefer its obviously to be in a multimillion pound mansion, but they got wifi at least. - Lovely. - They got wifi. They got wifi. It could, it could, could be worse. - We got wifi. Yes? - Yeah, we got. - Okay. - Upstairs we go. - All is safe. - Okay. Oh. Oh wow. Oh, this is a room up here. Okay. That's a bit exposed. - Every time. And I think maybe next time, next time it'll be different, because we are rolling the dice again. It's a 50 50, what is this sh*t? - Oh, oh, that was great, man. Thank you. - Oh, that was beautiful. You've actually, you've lifted the spirit here. - Oh, you lifted something. - It's warm as well. It's just humid. This house smells of sh*t. It's like, it's bound to be moulding. - Vic's going off. - And I'm just sat here doing nothing. There's never anything to do. Good team oh, you're off to go on this boat. You're off to dinner. You're off to have a massage. A yoga club. Give me something to do. I've been here nearly an hour. - You sound so Sheffield. - I know. I've been here nearly an hour. - Oh, wow. Oh, this is sweet, I like this room. I like this room a lot. - Oh sh*t. Everything just links up. This is quite cool. - And look at this room. This is tidy, this one. Look at that. - This must, oh. Oh, you don't want this one. - Is there beds? - You don't want that one? - It's maybe not too great. - Who said that's a good idea, putting a bed like this? - Oh look. There's bunk beds here though. - Oh, yeah everyone. - Yeah. - Cool. - This is not creepy at all. Definitely not creepy. - Can we, can we, should we play a game? - Play a game for the rooms? - Let's play a game for the rooms. - So you just have a nap. - I'm taking a nap right here. - I'm sweating all over this man's bed. - Wait, wait, wait. - What? - Is there no air conditioning? - This little f*cking, these rats in here, bro, are nuts. They're grim. Is this one there's the most grim. This f*cker here in the dark one. Look at that sh*t, man. That little f*cking thing. What's going? - Oh no. - Oh sh*t. - He's armed and dangerous. - Oh my God. - Please don't point it. - You guys scared? - Bro, put it down. - I see. I don't like that sound. I don't like that sound. - Oh my God. - Don't tell me whether he's got a gun. - Put it dow, put it down. - Oh, for the love of Christ. Put it down, please. No, no, no, no. - Please put it down. - Exactly Harry. - For the love of god, put it down. - Let me read it, let me read it, because I'm already so sad. - But don't, don't pre-read it. - Josh is sh*t at f*cking writing. Now we're in LA. You've probably caught celeb fever. We're heading to the hills to see houses from the likes of Justin Bieber. - We're going on a celebrity tour. - We're doing a tour. - We're going on a tour. - I wasn't there. So this is, it's really sh*t. - It's so sh*t. - Wait, wait, wait. - We've got to source- - Snacks. - Alcohol. - Alcohol and drinks. - Alcohol and snacks. - That's the only way I'm getting through this day. XIX Vodka let's go. - This is an address to the United States of America. - After months of hard work, we can finally announce. - It's shipping season. [upbeat music] XIX Vodka is officially shipping from across the pond and to your door. - This Sunday at 10:00 PM Eastern time and 7:00 PM on the West Coast limited edition first batch bottles will drop on the XIX vodka website. - Move fast. Once the first batch is gone it's gone. [upbeat music continues] - One day you won't need to ship XIX Vodka from the UK. But till then, this is the best way to get your hands on our premium vodka. - I present you with Pine Cone and a Bin. - Pine. - So you gotta sit on the chair and try and get a pine cone in the bin, and the last person to get it in. Well, the first one to get in, get, gets the best room. - I don't really know what's the best room. - Whatever you've found. - Get to choose, bro. - I know which one I want, I know which one I'd go for. - All right. [dramatic music] - Oh, oh. - Click on matching outfit. Like how cute this is. Do you know what the settings are really nice, but the vibes are horrendous. - The vibes are low. I wanna see Justin Bieber. - That honestly, if I got to see Justin Bieber, that one might be- - See Justin Bieber's cock. - Same you know. - Just to see what he's packing, - I think it's a good, like solid- - I think its great. - I think it's a good cock. - He's a good one. - Oh. [dramatic music] - f*ck. - In the hole. - Oh! - Yes. - Gotta be kidding me. - Come on. - Easy money in the hole. - Oh. - Tobi. - Oh. - Good strat. - Oh. - Why don't I just f*cking do that in the first place? - Yes. - Gotta make some content. Make some media. [all laughing] - Why even us? - Oh. We got a little Polaroid for our tour. That's a great kick back. [Ethan laughs] - Bang a selfie. - Aye, aye, aye. - This is my number. I'm happy with this. It's got a bit, a bit of privacy. I got my own... What is this thing? - I don't think your lights work. - Oh, well, I got, no, I got no lights, but I have, I like this room, big, spacious beds. A bit of privacy. All the other boys all are all like bunking together upstairs. - Oh, this room or this room? - Might have to be this room. You know? - You like this one? - Yeah. Actually, maybe this room. - Okay. All right. You have this room. I'll have this thing. - Right once again, we are in a very similar vibrant style as last time in the European holiday for, I give that little reminiscent shot like this. The boys are five minutes away, and from what I know, their vibes are really low. Obviously, they're on the bad. Like they've seen it on the bad team. And the place that they went to isn't like, great. It's not super great for content. It's just like a decoy house, basically. Just to give them a little bit of of low. And I hope that they come out really high here. I'm just praying. They don't give me like a muted reaction because they're upset at me for putting 'em on that bad team. Even though they're on a good team. This place is mental. [upbeat electronic music] - What are you gonna do to Josh? - I'm gonna have a stern word with Josh about the house. - I'm gonna kick the sh*t out of him. Listen, you're f*cking- - But it's just, ah. - Listen, Josh, you old bat. You f*cking, you're gonna need a hip replacement soon. - I heard you're getting tired of my bingo cards. So I've given you a goodie bag to decide your fate instead. Didn't rhyme. - What's the goodie bag? - That's a goodie bag. - Is that from- - This is from the flight. - This from the airport, bro. All right. Go on, on bust it open. - Please take out one of the pieces of paper. - Is this for all of us? - One for all of us. - Oh don't cuck it. - JJ. - Please, please. - I'm- - No, no, no. - Assume responsibility. - No, no, no. f*ck that. - You already assumed responsibility. - f*ck that. - For anything but a stinker. Anything but a stinker. - Go on the alpine slide at Magic Mountain. - I'll take that. - Sick, I'll do that. I'll do that. - Take that, I'll take that. - Should we pack and not go to his 30th? - Yeah your f*cking 30th. - Honestly. Yeah. I might go to the Dutch Grand Prix or something. - I bet your 30th stinks like granny's wallpaper and f*cking smokey sofas. - Imagine nearly being 30, bro. That's rough. - Yeah, exactly. - That's rough, man. - Sorry, Simon. I'm really throwing you under the bus. - f*ck you, f*cking. - What did you just say? - Nothing, nothing. - No, no, but you're a youthful thirty. - He's got a f*cking. - Yeah, yeah. - His head's too big for his body. Soon enough, he's f*cking smiling. - Doesn't that makes him age. Do you think that makes him age more? - Yeah. He's packing his smile. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Ah f*ck, they're literally gonna be smiling tomorrow. - Grinning from ear to ear. - Man. - Grinning from ear to ear. - You mean? I'm legit pissed. [Tobi laughs] - You're not doing anything. - You should know. You should know to not ask this man that question. - Well, you are f*cking dumb bro? - I told you every time. It's not what we are doing. It's what they're doing. - You're so spiteful. - It's not a spiteful. - Someone like Harry will find fun in this. - I'll try to find fun in this. I would prefer to be, where they are. - I'm telling you this man. - Oh, look at a squirrel. - Look at his face. - That's nice. - I kind of hope that I told- - It's sad. It's sad that I'm still trying to find hope. Is this a plot twist? That could be such a good one. - I'm hoping he's taking us to a cliff. - Or actually, I'll get arrested. - I wouldn't get arrested in America. I wouldn't not. - I'll punch a cop. - I won't, I wouldn't. I wouldn't not. - I would sleep better in a prison cell then f*cking... - You are too bougie. - Can I use the gun if a bear arrives? - Yeah, of course. - Okay. - I don't think it works then. - You don't have bullets. - But it might, it might think, oh sh*t he's got a gun. I better back away. I'll get a knife outta the kitchen. I'll just get it off of that. - A knife. - Go crying. - I'll get me on a gokart. Please get me on a gokart. - Yes, that, that, that, that. - You wanna go there now? - Wait, what? - We'll go off the- - After our lunch. - If you lot wanna do it, I'm down. - Why are we, don't tell me we're starting at their house or something. Don't do this. - What if we are just the good team? - They're definitely gonna be in there. - No, no. - J's just gonna be sat there. - We could. We could be. What if we're the good team, man, I've made myself look like a right mode. - We're gonna be their assistants. - What's going on? Where's my, I left my bag in the demented house. - I see a camera trying to be stealthy up there. - I left my bag in a dementor house and I want it back. - Josh is not so sadistic that he would bring us to the good team place. And we are not on the good team. - Yes, he would bro. - What happens out now? - That's Ethan, that's Ethan, he's outside the f*cking lot. - He wouldn't do this to us. - Zuck come outside. [peaceful music] - They literal shouted don't wanna go to the YouTuber. So I think we've been clocked. - Well, no. Not even safe in Big Bear, man. - We drove three hours into the wilderness to still get caught. - Should we take photos? - Yeah, they're mainly here for you, big man. - I'm fine here, so whatever you need, do your thing, bro. Me and Harry will go on the Alpine thing. - No, no. - You enjoy your time. - Yeah. - Yo, what's up man? It's good to meet you, man. - Thanks. - What's up guys? How we doing? Yo, yo, how you doing? - We're currently at the Alpine slide at Magic Mountain. I'm very excited for this, you can see, look at the alpine slide. - Aye big man, show yourself. - Come on please. Just be happy please. - Listen I don't like my belongings being somewhere else, by the way, that's what's irking me a lot. - I'm just throwing this out there. My passport is in my bag. - Oi, BTS, the man on the moon's in the hot tub up there or something, in it? - I can see the door. - Okay. It is open. Don't wait. - Zuck is outside. [upbeat electronic music] - Nah, no, no. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - That's on video. - Hey. Hey. - Nah, where are they? - How are you? - Josh where are they? - Where are they? - What do you mean? - Why have we been sat with a bunch of demons for the last two hours? - Josh, where are they? My bag is with a dementor. That is- - My passport is in a bag where they've been touched by a rat in a jar. - I'm traumatised. - Where are they? - I'm traumatised. - They ain't here. - What you mean they ain't here? - I was about to kick your chest in. - Explain. - What you mean, they ain't here? - What's going on? - Why are they not here? - What's going on? - Whoa. - Oh sh*t. Oh sh*t, this is a bit nuts you know? I've never been on like a lift like this. - Yeah. - Is is that Kia? - It doesn't look safe, man. - It doesn't. - Does not look safe at all. - Like, I mean, that's probably why we signed that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Form. - What and they said that one's the slow one. Oh, for God's sake. - Are you pleased to know that you are on the good team? I promise you. This is your team, bro. Welcome, welcome to your house. Go around and go celebrate. [all cheering] - I want to take back everything we've said for the last two hours. I'm going in. [water splashing] - Someone's going to get your stuff for you. [Ethan cheering] - You got me so badly. - Thank you very much. - As in, are you? Because I was like, I was, I was told I was at the house all night. - This is really horrible. - But you know what? I, I can't celebrate yet 'cause I'm still traumatised. - I'll promise you. You're here, you're fine. - Traumatised. - I got a spice in it. I mean. - Oh, why is it spicy? [all laughing] I'm on the good team! Yes! - You made it. - On a scale of one to 10, how excited are you for the rest of the day? - Probably four. - I'll take a four. I'll take a four. - Yeah. - We could just jump off this thing and end it all. Just head first. - Nah, I don't think it'd kill us. - No. Just paralysed for rest of of our lives. - Yeah. - As well. - JJ and Harry's leg limp is exactly the same. How crazy is that? This is not a flattering angle. I know. I have that intuition. - I've been got so good. I've been got. - My mind has been molested. - By f*cking demons. - I'm just trying to throw you off a little bit, you know? - Alhamdulillah, Alhamdulillah. - You know what that means? - Yeah. I don't know really? - It's really beautiful out here. Like really really? Do you know what yeah. I'm one of them people that appreciates beauty Kon. - I, I'm- - And land- - Really nice detox as well. - And in women. What. - City detox right now. - City boys. - Woo, yeah. - That was enthralling, man. I'll tell you what. - That was one of the best rides I've ever had in my life. - The view is lovely though. That is actually a beautiful view, but. - It gets old. - It gets old. - Yeah. - I think it's a bit too hot. If it wasn't as hot, it'd be nice. - All right so this is your first part of the games area. - Oh my God. - What on earth? - If you come through here. - Oh my God. - Yo. - You have your Rolls Royce feeling theatre. - Can we put Love Island on this? - Oh, team. - Come get a finger. - Get another- - Get a finger? - Come on get a finger lads. - Come on, team. Sit on here, bro, get on. Oh, is it in? Oh, just get fingered in this cinema. Oh my God. I've gotta calm my little pan down. - It was nice knowing you, boys. - Good luck. Enjoy bro. - See you in a bit. - Stay alive. - I'll try. Away. Oh, Christ. God. This is fun. It doesn't feel safe back. Oh my God. Oh my God. [Harry yelling] Oh that's, that is terrifying. Oh, Jesus, lord, have mercy. [Harry yelling] Oh almost smacked it. - There's a f*cking popcorn jar. Is that a popcorn jar? - Bro, that's a... That's a popcorn vessel. - You have free sweets. - Hey, James French. You want some of this chocolate? - You want some chocolate? - Some of this f*cking Hersheys. - You want some chocolate, eat the f*cking chocolate. You wanna eat the chocolate, go on, eat the chocolate. - You want some of these Hershey's, bro? What you want one of these, bro? - They're cursed. - Eat it. Gobble, gobble. [Minecraft chewing noise] - Got nice little cacti area. - Little desert in the room. - Okay. - Come this way. - Oh alive. - That's the saddest Pac-man machine I've ever seen. - Oh my god. - That's the kids area. - That is the saddest Pac-man. - So this, so this is- - Golf. - No, no, no, no, no. We, no, no, no, no practise. We need a, we need an Olympics to choose rooms. [all cheering] - Am I getting a rub down? - Please, please. I'll give you a rubdown. - You might massage each other. - Oh, yes. - Where that angle? That's just like, chop up his thighs. - Oh f*ck, oh yeah. - Slow. Okay. - Oh sh*t, oh sh*t. - That was good, that was fun, man. That was fun. - Oh. Oh we're picking up speed. Oh we're picking up speed. Oh, oh sugar. Oh sh*t, oh sh*t, oh sh*t. f*ck, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. - There's more this way? - Bro. - There's a resistance pool. So you turn it on and you can just swim and in. - I'll put it on the max speed. - Ooh, you are hard showing off. - I can't believe what's happening. You know what the best thing about this is? JJ went back upstairs to get his swimming shorts. [all laughing] - Let go on. - Come on. You got this. - Yeah, I'm going, bro. - Is he falling off? - I'm saying- - There he is. - There he is. - He's, he's going so slow. - Cheers. - An actual bench as well. Oh my God. - There's more as well. - Oh my f*cking god. - Oh my god. - Bro. - Who's house is this? Whose house have you got? Zucker. Who? - Oh yeah. And sink it in. - Ground ball. - Eastman. - Allyupe. [all laughing] - Call me Ethan Curry with the shot. - f*ck. - Curry. Yes, Curry. Oh. - Oh. Yeah love that. - Nice. - Now we go. - We're done. We're done here. We're done here. - We're done we scored. - Josh. - But this house is mad. - So there's a, the lift and then there's a poker room up there. - Poker room? - There's a poker room? - JJ what? - Go faster. - Ah, you twat. - What? - My man is not moving. - JJ. Steve's gonna catch you. - JJ go, bro, he's actually crawling. - He's causing trouble. - Mate. - Oh no. - 95. I think it's 95 pounds so's 45 kg. - You know your bazinga right? - Yeah - Total wipe out that's what a wipe out noise is. You reckon you can lift that? - Yeah. I reckon. - See, look, if he's even his collar bunk can do it. - Oh God sake. - I'm having a great time. - Steve. Just ram him, man. - Hey, Steve. Do it, do it. Do it. Do it. Why are you going so slow? - Yeah, it was great. It was the best time of my life. Wow. What an experience. - Well, you went like one mile an hour, so of course you didn't have fun. - Incredible experience. Wow. - Forget about it. - Wait. Is that a fish tank? - Yeah. - City boys. - City boys. - Now I take you to the place you're staying in tonight. Okay? - Oh, honestly, I was eyeing off. - Oh my god, brother. This is a room. - This is not a bedroom. - Look at this room. - This is a bathroom. Apparently. - What? - No, no, no, no, no. You don't understand what? - It's a bathroom apparently. - This is a whole apartment. This is shower, this like a chamber. Hello? - Hello. - Oh, let's not call it a chamber. - There's a coffee maker in the bathroom. - It's called the Soaring Eagle- - And you're KSI fly remember? - No. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - f*ck off. - Only two of us can, we can, only two of us can do it. - So if you two- - You guys, you guys, you guys, man- - I'll do it. I'll do it. - I'll do it. - Have fun boys. - Man you gotta do something. - Well, I'm doing it. I'm watching. That's doing. - So how's things with you and Faith then? - I'm actually really happy in my relationship. So like, I, I just wanted to be truthful with you. - Yeah. - And say like, like I do, like you, like as a friend, and I'm happy to get to know you as a friend. - No, no I was, I was gonna say the same thing. I was gonna say the same thing. - Sorry. I've got hugs. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Hugs. - Okay. Nice. - Is that what we're doing now? Look. Look. My mic came off. - Oh no. - Oh God. - I actually don't want to do this now. - No, no no. We're doing it we're doing it. - Oh, I actually don't want to. - No, no, no. - Why do I agree with this sh*t? And then all, oh, no, because it's scary, man. What if that falls off? - Yeah. Don't worry about them. Just focus on me. Yeah. - Getting the good light. [JJ grunting] - Put a shirt on. - what? I'm just getting you guys footage. - This isn't Love Island. - I'm getting the girls on here. I'm getting the girls. This is bringing the females. - I don't want the females. I'm looking for thrills and adventure. - Look Why is there a TV this big here? - Say you can't be bothered to go downstairs. Guess what? I'm a f*cking watch TV. - This house is big. It, it would take a while to- - You know what, I measured it. It says big, it says big. - I love this art. This is sick. - That's cute, isn't it? - We know what Vic's house is gonna look like. Now this room feels like very normal. - What you mean normal? - No, this does feel after that room. - It's still got a natty shower. - What you mean normal? - Bro. It is very nice, very nice. - Pleasant in here, bro. - Very nice. Very nice. - Wait, are you staying here as well Josh? - Maybe. - Big jerk. He's not leaving this house. - Yeah, but that means Josh is in the Olympics. - Yeah okay. [all gasping] - Oh my God. - Has a little patio. - Brother. - All right, listen. I'm telling, can you please buy someone buy our vodka? I, I need to live like this in my life right? - I need one of these. - I need some please. - Listen up. - Whoever, please. I need to have something like this in my life just once. - You gotta shill it, man. You gotta sell. - I need- - One in each country, please. - Oh, sides is so good the only reasons it's so worth it. [all laughing] - This is dumb. - Yeah. - You know that TikTok sound, yeah, you're right do you mind if I get my cock out? Is that all right? [all laughing] - Bedroom here, okay, so whoever loses is getting one of these bedrooms, there's a putting green right there lads. - Oh my God there's so many games in- - Who has mini golf in their house? [JJ grunting] - Mate this thing is made out of... - Look at him. - Yo guys, hurry up. I don't know how much of this I can film. - Go on, yeah, go on, you're good. - Has anyone fallen off this ride? - Don't answer that question. - That was me just now. - Oh, okay. - Appreciate it by the way. [all laughing] - How many more do you need? - I think that's plenty, bro, thank you. - Okay. Have fun guys, whoa, yeah. - Mate I'm actually really shook. I'm really shook. - Have fun. Don't die. - Why would you say that? - Big Bear. - Why would you say that? - Woo America. Yes. - We'll be fine. We'll be fine. Do you want me send up a prayer for you? - Yeah, go. f*cking Jesus. - Okay. There we go. Lord, please protect myself and Harry on this ride. Amen. - I love all this. - Amen. Amen. - To try and protect you just in case sh*t hits the fan. - Oh no. - This is better than the mini golf course that we went in, in the birthday party. - If I get this in that far one- - You have to, you have to suck one of his toes. - No, no you genuinely, you have to shag his mom. - Ah, that's fine. - I didn't consent. - That's genuinely, that's so fine, man. - He's gonna miss, he's gonna bottle it 'cause he's a good friend. - No, I'm shagging your mom. - You're a good friend. You're a good friend, Simon. - All right, if I get it, you literally get to shag Zuck's mum. - Well, okay. - Alright. - Sorry about that. - How's that happened then? - I just had to pick another mother and yeah. So literally did you know that JJ's sister is waiting for you? Come on for Zucker's mother. - For the ultimate prize. - A lovely woman. - Fantastic. - You lot suck. [all laughing] - Why'd his pants come down? [all laughing] - Oh damn that sounds like- - Why did I agree to this? Oh, I didn't like it. Oh, I didn't like it. - They're high up. - My leg bro. It's getting higher up my leg. - Oh wow. - I don't like it all. - It's gonna be over like that. [Harry yelling] - Well that was fun. - That was so cool. - That was fun, that was fun. Well, heaven almighty. - Yep. - Holy f*cking- - Jesus. - Stop. - Your face. - Stop. - Bro? This might be one of the mad, I think this is the maddest house I've ever been to. - Yeah. Without a doubt. - There was a place I saw somewhere. I haven't. I've actually- - Haven't found. - Yeah. - Welcome. - I again, once again, I'd like to apologise. - Always apologise. Every video these days. Now what's going on? [all laughing] - Just take a second to look at all these peasants. - My feet are burning. - Yeah, me too. - My feet Are burning right now. - Me too. - Guys you smashed it. Well played, I'm proud of you. - Thank you, mate, thank you, thank you, thank you. - I'm so proud of you. - Just about, just. - I'm proud you. I'm proud of you. Bro, I'm proud of you, bro. I'm proud of you. I'm so proud of you, bro. I'm so proud. I'm so proud of you. [all laughing] - heaven Cribs. Let's have a look in my fridge, you know? Ha ha. Yeah yeah. We got some water 'cause we're healthy and that. Ain't no Prime 'cause we ain't got time for that. - A puffer, they got a puffer. - Oh, we need to stress him out so he blows up now. - If anything, they enjoyed the show. Take care, you love me. I know. - Don't- - Dudes enjoyed it, man. I think you turned them into a cuck. - Join me. - It's gonna look like an episode of Blacks brother. Harry in the middle. - Oh my God. - This is gonna be our team. - Hey, that's all right, how you doing man? - Harry, please, please. Harry, please. - This one? - No. - This one? - Just pick one bro, please. Any, just one. - Go to Big Bear Speedway and Ropes Court. - Is that. - I don't know. I have no idea. I dunno. - But let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. - You're now tuning into Vic Star one, two, dripper. - Gangster greasy. - Vic. One second. Wine station. And I can what, just glass of wine? - He's getting sturdy. - Cheers that's some fire beat bro. - Oh, contemporary dancing. - You what? - Contemporary dancing. - You what? - Contemporary dancing. - That's when- What is that pose? - Ooh! - Current. - There's go karts. - Wait, is this it Big Bear- - Over here? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a Speedway. - Ah, that's called the Speedway. - So where's the ropes? - Ah. - I don't care about the ropes man. Get me in the car. - Hey, welcome to bedroom Olympics. It is the way to decide what room they're staying in this evening. There's the master bedroom, that's first place, there is is the lovely room with the patio outside. - Depending on what we want. - Yeah depends, it's their choice. They first pick, second pick, third pick. - If anyone doesn't pick. - A series of games they'll play and they'll get points in each of those games. So this is basketball first. There's first place. It's three points. Second place to get two points third players to get one point. So first off is b-ball. I'll show you what you do. - Right. - This one right here. - Jeez. - Show us dad. - This is all we gotta do. - Oh, yet. - Swish, swish, swish. - No, no. - Edit it. No. - Can we rewatch? - Just film here real quick. Oh sh*t. - Oh my God. - Oh my god. - Oh my god. - Josh! - Just watch. - Oh wow. - Swish man. - Come on. - I look all right man. - Jesus Christ. - Mediaeval bro. - Mediaeval- - Some mediaeval. - Yeah. - Come on Ethan. - Oh f*ck. - Simon, don't do it. - Steph Curry. You ready? - He's so athletic. - Yes. - Character. - Three points up for grabs right here. - Curry. - I dunno if you can just shout that. - Why not? - It's a good one, man. - I'm broken. - f*ck. - He's done it. - Oh my God. - Oh, man. - Hey Sidemen. - Basketball jersey basket now, swish. [all laughing] - They call me the clerk of basketball. - The clerk. [all laughing] - This is good. I'm having a great time. - I love this sh*t. This is my, I I love- - This is Harry's element. This is like his favourite. This is your favourite thing to do. - It's probably my favourite activity at the moment. Yeah. Mate you can tell it's like America. They don't give a sh*t. They, there's no like overalls to wear. There's no gloves. They just send you out and hope you survive. Like. - Alright, big start. - Who've thought- - f*ck's sake. - This is pain. - That's it. - Oh, there you go. - Right here we go. - There you go. - There's no point Vic. - Thanks. - To secure this. - Here's for encouragement. - Secure this. - Oh my God. - Oh. - That means round one. Ethan three points. Simon two points. And Vic is on one point. [upbeat music] - Are we going? - Go, go. - Go fast. What's wrong, what's wrong? - You're a d*ckhead. - Alright. He's gonna get smoked. I will catch him. - Alright round two. We have pool, but it's five four pool. There are two stripes and two spots. It's Simon versus Ethan. Winner will v Vic. - Interesting. - That's the web caught me. And you choose. - I'll go. Watch's this break I'm a pool sensation. It's not no joke. I'm not. - Oh. - Oh. - f*ck. - Who's this guy? - Oh, that is a line. - sh*t, sh*t. - Oh, he's round. - Oh my god, time. - Vic. - Vic, man. - So do I get two because you went out of bound or what? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh my God that was f*cking- - Oh my God bro. - Oh my god. - Okay, now you got a second shot though. - I ain't putting this in. I don't have the ability to put this in. - Oh. - Oh. - You slag. - Oh yes. - Oh wow. - We go to another round. - Did you mean to do that? Be honest. - No. - Be honest. - Of course I did. You see him? - Of course I didn't. - Oh my god. - Get this, this in you win. - Ethan's gonna win everything. [all gasp] - Oh no. - That's it. - Well I've set you up. - Oh. - Bang. [all laughing] - Fumbles. - Wait, wait. - You had some fumbles. - How have you fumbled that. - Damn, he's gonna win. I fumbled. - This is forwards. - No. - Wow. - No. - Oh wow. - Did he finish the game? - Wow. He's f*cking good. - Oh my God. - Can I have a second shot? - No, you go, it's black hit it with them again. - We both fumbled in this game. - We both fumbled. [both laughing] - I don't even think you deserve a room out today. - I'm for you JJ, I'm coming for you JJ. Let's go baby. Woo, woo, woo. - Bro, sick. Oh f*ck. Oh I just overtake him. [upbeat music] - Why does it do that? My car just stops. Oh see, that's fine. It doesn't turn left. I can't turn left. Look right turn, fine, perfect. As soon as I try and go left. It doesn't let me look. Take me left you f*cking sh*t car. I'm getting chased by JJ 'cause I can't turn. - Oh nice. - Fantastic. - Second shot. - Yeah, he's picking at him. - Oh yes. - So dog, phenomenal. - No, it won't be. - He loves getting it in. - I definitely can, but will I? - I lost to this? I lost to this? - That might be the best bullsh*t I've ever done. - Oh yeah, here he is now. - My god. What a shot? - The second shot? - Oh my God. - Did he hit that? - No. - No, no. - f*ck, I can. - Like- - Oh my God Bez, Bez. - That way with that ball. - Yeah because you let go of this when you shoot or something. - I'll hold onto it more. - Love that. Oh my God he's in. - No. - Oh, I'm done. - Hello? - Now we do this. - Okay cool, I'm at a corner. [engines roaring] - How is Tobi so far? [engines roaring] - Alright. Please turn left. - Come on bud. - I can't turn left. I can't turn left, it's f*cking busted. [all laughing] - Alright. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk to to him like you spoke to me. Please do it. - I beat you, but I beat you. - Oh well you know. - Yes, Vic? - Oh my God. - This table is, yeah- - Oh my God. - Leaning. - I said this. - Whale it. - Oh my god. - What? - Oh my god. - Bro. - Yeah he's angry. You're getting f*cked here, Vic. - Oh no. He's done. - Yeah. - Like oh my god, Vic. - Come through here. - No, this man is, bro, stay, stay clear of this man. He's angry. - There you go, see? - Boom. Boom. [all gasping] - Oh my god. - It didn't go in. - Wait. We all won a game. - We all won one by one. - So Harry religiously does- - I'm not hearing it. - I'm religious does gokart. - I'm not hearing it. I'm not hearing it. - So let's look. - I'm not hearing it. - Let's look at the scores. - Oh, second bro. I beat Harry by one, a 10th of a second. - My car didn't turn left. My car didn't turn left. - Its what it is, right? - It doesn't turn left. - I'm better than Harry at gokart. - I couldn't turn I couldn't turn. - Numero uno. - I don't even gokart. - I couldn't turn. I couldn't turn. Look at the footage, I'm like turn! It's the one I've got. - Pleasure going first. - Yeah. - You have one shot. So if you get one in, you have a shot. If you miss, you're done. - What if he just gets all of them? - We all get all of 'em. - You'll get of 'em then. - One. Don't mess it up there. Two. - No, no. - Is that one, two? - No, no, no, no. - Time and take him to the janitors. - Four. - All six. - Okay. - That was close. - There is a chance he doesn't do that. - He's sliding behind a ball. - You hit the well done. They're well done. No more to meet Ethan. [all laughing] - I knew it didn't matter. I wasn't going for you. - All right. So? - Remember that. - I sent it round two. That means Ethan is on four. You are on five and you are on three. - Is it my turn? - Nope. - Fair enough. - No. - Get a team photo to send to the other teams. - Okay. - Should we not do that back at the ranch or like the, the cabin, the fire? - Yeah. We'll do that. Okay. That's on the list. Okay. Where else? - Go suck dick. - Let's go. [all laughing] - Oh, there's one more left. - One more? - Yep. - This is gonna be a belt where I can tell this is gonna be top tier. Go to the local McDonald's and order food for each other. Yes. - So fun. - Come on. - What a f*cking day. - Yeah. - What a day? I know the are the team are having the time of their life. - All right round three. Little pirouette kick against our creature here in his stadium. - Creature. Sudden death. Just so you know, this man has never missed a penalty. - All right. Show us how it's done. You gotta pack him in. - Do a soft one. - Oh he saved it. - Actually he's a good goalie. - I think he saves it. - Oh my god. What pen? - Oh. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's all ringing you atmosphere. - I didn't gotta run up like, oh, he. - Oh, that is a pen to be fair. - Well Vic's out. - First of three. - First of three, we'll change it. - Seems fair the sounds fair. - First of three. - Left. - Oh, is your bar? - Oh, I think that's a little bit unfair lads. - Four seconds. - Oh, come on. - You're not minding count. - Yeah. Now. - That's it. That's his go, that's his go. - That's no goal for you man. Sorry. - Get away. - You're taking up his time. - He's clear. - Somebody knows. He knows. - That's two, that's two lads, that's two. Oh my god, he's in. - Here you go. - Right here, sir. - Oh my God. - Oh! - Oh my God. - That was sh*t. - You can't say you can't change the rules as we go, you can't change the rules as you go. - You have won, you have won. - Bro, I've literally been on a bad team like every time this year. - Bro you've been on once this year. This is the- - Every time. - This is the second time. - This was of bad good team to miss out on though. Like I feel like the good team this time is having a- - A sick time. - We're not having a terrible time. - Not having a bad time but. - Yeah, I'm having a terrible time. - No, you're not. You were just gassed that you beat Harry on carts. - I'm gassed but no, no. I've, I've had moments of delight, but besides that, I'm having a terrible time. I'm annoyed that they're having a way better time than me. - Bro. Be happy for your friends. - Man I'm anything but happy for them. - Me and Vic both have one goal each, right? Yeah so we're going into Egypt 'cause I think it'll be easier. - Easier for playoffs. - Oh, boy's got a hat. - Oh god. - He's ready. - Dripped down, dripped down green chip. - Oh, the most. - I figured it out you know? - Yeah. - Figured out your technique. - What? - None. Look. You ready? - Say that again. Got the shift. You are the better. - Yeah. - Must be sh*t. - Oh God. Oh. - See you two, you're too good. - I hit the goal, I was in the goal on my screen. - On your screen? Easy, easy. - Charlie. - Oh god. - He's in, he's in! - He got the goal. So end of round three, we have Ethan again in first place because on seven points we have Simon in second place seven points. - Seven points. - And Vic is on four. - Four points. - What's wrong bud? What's wrong, you done enough? - Why don't we go get some clothes, guys? - Well, you need plenty. - You didn't bring any clothes so you need them. - I do need them. - Who doesn't take clothes on holidays? - Whoa I got rushed, man, I didn't have time. You guys were like oh, you, you, you are a minute late. - We all have the same 24 hours in a day. - I feel like the fun things are done now. - Get out of my f*cking face. - Like I've done, I've done the zip line, I've done the go-kart and now it's just down the woods from here. - Yeah. - Yeah camera to the woods and McDonald's. - It's not fair man. - Round four, if you've been around the house, a little tour of it, I want you to guess how much it is on, on the market for it to be sold or what it would sell at, what price it would sell at. - Oh sh*t. - Lots of square footage. Lots of it. - You got your number? - I think so. - Okay. - 46 Million. - So I'm gonna say that this is 78 million. - Oh well I was- - Yeah. - Miles off that. - Oh God. So Ethan said 26. - What did I say? 78. - You said 78 and Vic said 46. - So we've gotten like one, two. - So one of us has lost- - One of us is- - So the actual price of the house is 48. - Oh my God. - Oh. - Oh no wait, it was 46 when you watched your video, I think. - I f*cking said this inside. He lied. - What's the video? - What's the f*cking point of this round? - I watch YouTube. - No about point in the round. [all yelling] - It was 44. - No point in the f*cking round, I said it in the kitchen. - Well, what's the point in me playing basketball? Like, come on boys, I've gotta be good at something. Ask me when my birthday is for a point. - When's your birthday? - 7th of September 1992 do I get a point? - No. - We're jay-walking, we're jay-walking, we're jay-walking, we're jay-walking. - Sidemen commits crime. - Hey what am I getting from here? Just like- - Come on, come on, cheer up, come on. - Get that f*cking camera out of my face. - The vibes are terrible. - We're literally paying him to be. - The vibes are not here. - Last and final rounds is a diving competition. - sh*t. - However, there are three rounds in this diving competition all right? - He's gone. - There'll be a set type of dive for each round and then the best dive from that round will get a point. The first dive is, I want you to pretend that you are working at your office desk when you jump in. - Working at my desk? - Yeah, yeah, let's see it big step. [water splashing] - He did this little, I'm not sure. You know what, I'll go quite lowly, I'm gonna go like a 4.9. - Let's see it bud. - Little feet wag there. - Little feet wag. Know what, it's better than Vic's. Vic's was too alien. - Yeah. You're also quite natural. Like a 6.8. - Oh he signed out on 'em. - He loaded. - He emoted. - The see ya. - He emoted on 'em. - I have to say that's 8.2. [Simon cheers] - Okay that's Simon's point that round. - What about these numbers? - Oh no bro. [all laughing] No, no, no, not on Harry. Too easy. - That hurts. - I'll wear it in the hot tub later. I won't wear 'em here. - I'm not saying wear them here. - I'll get, I'll get 'em for, I'll get 'em, I'll get- - You'll just get 'em. - Okay. - That's a good man. That's a good man, that's a good man. - Round two is a sleeping round. - Sleep. - And we'll do it so first to the highest score goes first. - Sleep. - It's time to sleep. - You know what, he's pretty solid 7.6. - Okay. Okay. - Woo. - Nice. - Oi. [all cheering] - Ow. Ow. - 9.5. He'll go first, that was our first. That's 9.2. - Ow. - It was hard to pull it. That was air time the pose was right. And you held it all the way through. - There he is let's see the sleeps. [all laughing] Yeah man, diving sideways? 6.1. - Jesus. - Look. - f*cking hell. - He actually like sent it. - Oh my word. - That looks so bad. - Oh it hurts. - That's why you want that. [all laughing] - Look at that. Looking, looking like money. Wow the cream. - Realm. The realm. - The realm. Oh. - Should we get some of these in case a bear comes? I feel like this could be damaging the bear? - Would he be able to take this back to the, oh my god. - Boy you can do some damage to a black bear. I'll tell you what, this one's got grip on it, man. Nah, look at this one, he's got some bang. Middle of the night, there's a bear, bonk. - Yeah. - He's out. - He's done. - He's out, he's out. - f*ck. f*ck. - Do it light, do it light. - That's a serious bit of business, that is. - Okay round two, it's an easy winner, man Bez point secured. That is the final round and it is a freestyle round. So it is the dive that impresses me the most, Bez. - The Rockford rocket. - Bez, Bez. - It was all right. - Thanks. - It wasn't great. So we'll give you like a 6.6. - 6.7? - No. - You know what actually, 7.5. It was better than that. - Thank you. I appreciate that. - Seven? I didn't get a seven. - That was a 7.5. The show's f*cked. - Show's f*cked? [all laughing] Show's f*cked. - Anyone can spin. No one can fish. - Go ahead and spin. - I'll get out and do a spin. - You committed more though. Ethan did commit more but Vic's spin was better. This is one I call Rotor Shore's Mother. [all laughing] - That was very good. That's very good. - He named it. He named it, he's creative. - Well done, that's an 8.5 Simon. - Congrats. - Yes! - Well done Simon. - Congrats on Bedroom Olympics. - Well, do I get to pick the master? - Yeah. - Thanks. - You got three bedrooms mate, or four bedrooms? - Oh yeah. - I'm really not mad. I'm really quite above it. - I do see, there we go. - What size is that? That's a medium. - Yeah exactly. What are you doing? I'm in shape now. Do we have a small? - No. - Oh, was that camo? Could hide in case the bear comes. - Ah. Oh, it's so nice. I've never stood up in the middle of a hot tub before. This is me standing by the way. - Those are actual guns. - This is sick. - Those are bbs. - Those are guns. - And you can just buy this here. - That is so crazy. That one's sick. That reminds me of the remnant R700 COD4. Come on. - Should we get one for the bear? - Can we? - No. You need a licence. I think. - Should we ask? I guess it's pretty America. - I'm actually not trying to buy a gun. - Well, you can literally buy a shotgun. - I know. - Is it that easy? - This sh*t just so crazy. - Someone could just come in and just kill us. - I mean, yeah, that could happen in most places. - Yeah but like in England, how's someone gonna kill you? - Knife. - A knife. - Yeah but then have to run to you. So I just run away. - How much do you think the gun is? - $50. - $250. I could literally buy this whole thing. - Thanks, you're rich. Thank you. - Hey, we've finished our very important task of shooting a TikTok- - We work hard, work hard. - Touch luck for them other Sidemen. - Josh told us to go outside. - Come outside baby. - Yeah I'm gonna open it for you ready? Watch this. - That door is wham by the way. - Sidemen enjoy. - Oh sh*t. The way the door opens is sick. - Oh! - It's Ethan's nickname, All American Softie. - An ice cream van. How could we not? - Do remember as a kid chasing the ice cream van. - Hear a noise and you run after it. - Can I get a large vanilla cone with rainbow sprinkles please? - Oh, man. - sh*t man. - No, can I get a large vanilla cone please? - Whoa. - Can I get Hershey syrup. - You know what, look at this, look at his gob. - Open it. Open your gob. [all yelling in disgust] - Oh yeah. - Mate what is that? - See now? - Oh wow. Thank you. - Oh that is two tone. - Oh my. - Oh sh*t. - I kind of wanna order a shaved ice and see what it is. - Yeah. - Oh my day. Oh, thank you. - Simon how many e numbers do you want? - Yes. - Yes I got a protein bar as well I thought in case we don't eat later. - You went healthy. Where's my thing. - f*ck it's a good- - I got sour patch kids. - Gee, okay. - I... There was a lot of sweets and a lot of things I wanted to get, but I resisted because I'm a good boy. - It's right we'll tempt you later. - Let's go to Mickey D's now as well. My God alright. Whoever this points towards is who I'm buying for. [bat rattling] Tobi. - Guess that's for you. - It's neat. Okay. - Hi and you wanted? Chicken selects? - Chip? - No chips. Just chicken selects. - No chips. Okay. - And I'm buying for you. - No chips? - I'm buying for you. - Yeah. - And you wanted? - Cheeseburger and large fries. - Okay. - That's right. - Okay. - All right, let's get in. - Isn't this the content of this entry? - f*cking hell. - Now you are push up hard. You can press up, you can press up a fart you can fart baby. I said I will press you, d*ckhead. - Okay. - How much is that? - 45. - 45 pounds is about- - On each side. - Come on then. - Look at the chest. - I can still rep to blaze please. - I got you a happy meal to try and lift the spirits. Came with some milk, if you like milk. I got you a blue raspberry Fanta smoothie. - Thank you. Thank you, I appreciate that. - I also got you an apple pie. - Ah, that's a good man. That's a good man. - I got you, do you like fish? - No. - Good 'cause I got a file of fish with no fillet of- - Oh no. It came with the fillet of fish. - I like fish. - I don't like file of fish. - Well, it's just I got you fillet of fish. - Thank you. - No, I got your a Big Mac with double everything. So a big, big Mac the biggest of Max. - The f*ck is that? - The biggest of Mac. - Come on boy. - Oh my god. - So enjoy my friend. I thought I gotta feed you. That's dinner right there. That's dinner. - You look sad so I thought I'd get you a happy meal. - Great. - And a water because you're being healthy. - Oh, that's it. Oh, see, that's quite peak. - All right well, I guess that's quite, that's quite big. - I guess for you, I got you an apple pie. - Thank you. - I got you another apple pie. - Okay. Thank you. - I got you large fries. - Nice. - Thank you, thank you. - I got you some chicken nuggets. - You know what? I'll take it. Thank you very much. - The orange chicken nuggets. - Oh, great look at that. Thank you. I'm a Muslim man and you've given me. - And a cheeseburger. - I'll take the cheeseburger thank you. - Yeah and yeah, some extra fries in there. - Did you get me a drink? - I guess you could just have that. - Okay. - Fantastic. - That was, thank you very much. - Well, Bon appetite. - I lied, I lied. I got you really wanted bro. - Yay. - Can I see your tongue? - Oh sh*t. - Geez, bro. - Red. - Yeah, a couple of you blue tongues as well? - Yeah, I've been, you know, hitting couple girls up. - I've been slacking up a snuff. - Time must have been crazy now. - What time of month it is- - Come downstairs. Little surprise. We're surprising you, bro. Here we go, baby. - Oh yeah. - Hey guys, your boy. [all laughing] - This is my vlog. - And vlog. - This one looks much more common. - Vlog. - Game Fest. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - Henry. - Vic. Vic stop. - Vic. - Its his channel by the, by the way, that's what he does- - Free team. - Well, why you in our food fam? Why you in our food? Let us eat. [all laughing] Get out of my food. Let me, let me eat. - What is that? - What is this? - Imagine it's like call for help. - Ah. - What is it? - Getting some practise in before I go back to the missus. - Make up a Tinder. - Make Tinder boys. - Get right in there. - Wait, why are you coming? - Jesus. [Josh yelling] [phone ringing] - Hello. - Hello brothers. How's life? - Yeah. - Yeah, it's fantastic. - Micky D. - Harry. That's a nice hat. - Nice life for you. - Yeah, just tell, just tell us. - What you been doing. - Have you had a good day though? - Just tell us what you've been doing, bro. - We're in a haunted house. - Are you? - What? - Yeah. In the Hollywood Hills. - Well, we're outside the haunted house right now, but- - Yeah and there's dead bats in jars. - Oh. - And f*cking rats and stuff. - I don't believe you. I don't believe you. What have you guys been doing? - We went on a Hollywood bus tour. - Wait- - Why do you think, why do you think me and Vic look so fried brother? Like, I wanna die. - Yeah the vibe has not been- - Wait so have you not had a good time? - No. - Really? - Well I've enjoyed a little bit, but, but- - Oh, we thought we were on the bad. - I thought we were on the bad team. - You lot, what you've been doing? - We're staying in a lot in a long cabin in the woods with bears. - That's quite cool. - No, it's a sh*t cabin- - Isn't it? - It's expensive it's not a sh*t cabin. - It's a sh*t cabin, we've been- - Josh said you guys had a hot tub? - We don't have a hot tub. - No, we did have a hot tub. - You have a hot tub? - Wait, are we the good mate? - How are we the good team? - We've been on- - You know what, I think you lot not might be the f*cking good team baby. Look, those are the f*cking hills, baby. Come on, come on, welcome to the hills. - I'm so fine, living in the hills now. [all laughing] - You lot are pricks. He didn't need that today. - Yeah, that's a last thing we needed. - You lot are pricks, he didn't need that today. - We're winning. - Didn't need that today. - We made it good team in a different country. Come on. [JJ sobbing] [all laughing] - Do you guys, you guys want a little bit of a, like, do you want a really quick tour? - No. - No yeah. Go on. Go on. - I wanna see it. - No you don't wanna. - I wanna see it. - This is the, this is like the living room. - And that's the chefs, that's the chefs cooking for us. - Wait that's what I like. - KSI has a chef. - Tobi, hey Josh, Josh did make us do something long though. We had to go do some exercise on the basketball court. [all gasping] - Come on. Show them that, show them that. - All right, look, you wanna see something else cool, yeah? Harry, I know you like poker, right? Because guess what, we got Vegas in here, baby. Vegas at home. - Vegas at home. - Vegas but make it at home. - Yeah look at the front of this sh*t. - I think he's gonna take him to the gym, the spa, he said I could hang up. Oh, do you wanna, I went to the gym today. Do you wanna see the gym? - Yeah. Okay go on. - Come on let's go. Let's go. How did we get down there though? - This way, this way, this way. - This way, yeah. [phone beeping] - I didn't want that, and- - f*ck. - Please. - I'm gonna f*ck, bro. [all laughing] - In all honesty, the way they went, they bought it. - Oh, Harry, Harry did this thing. - I thought we were bad. - Harry did his face. I said, you know there's these things in jars. Went fully for it. - Bro oh my God. We're literally in bark. - In bark? - What's point, bro? - What's bark? - That's what it is? - The tree cabin. - We're logs. We're sleeping in logs. What are we, 21st century, and this is what's happening. It's ridiculous. - Well, that house looks so nice, that house. - So modern and nice and beautiful, that basketball court. Well, for a second I thought we were the good team. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got us good. - They were, they were like, oh yeah, yeah. We've had a sh*t time. I was like, I was, I was started to smile. - They didn't need to do that. - Brought my days. [JJ screaming] - Okay. Right we should go. - Let's, let's go. Let's, let's go, let's go, let's go. - Simon what's your name and where are you going today? - Basically, we've just heard that dinner is ready and we can see it, and it looks like a madness. [upbeat music] - Steak. - Steak. - Oh wait, what, what's gonna do then? - That's bubbeleh. - Yeah, bubbeleh. - This is me. - Rice and- - That's a lot of chicken. - Yoink. - Plate water- - Ginger. - Yoink. - Are you seeing this food? - This steak is soft. - Pop one in my mouth? - What you want me? You want one of these? - Excuse me. You're filming. - What can you fit in your mouth? - Hey, hey, hey. Nah, he deserves it he deserves it. He's put up with us all day. - No gag reflex either though. - How was that? - You know what I love is the fact that when you're on the good team, you love the camera man. - Yeah, yeah. - When you, when you're on the bad team, you're literally shut the f*ck, shut up. - Yeah, bro, leave me alone- - Stop now. - That was us this morning. - Shut up about a chocolate get a camera out my face. - James shut up about the chocolate. - Harry's gonna be upset, mate if he saw this. - Oh my goodness. - Oh Harry is gonna be raging. - Oh, I'm going to get stiffed twice, bro, in a row. Oh. - Hang on a minute. - My anus hurts. - Hang on a minute. Wait, wait, wait. It gets better. It gets better, it gets better. - Well, I'm getting fisted. Who's been fisted? - Okay, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. This is for you. - No. Live, experience the life, visit a country, go on a hike. - f*cker! - This is your fault. - This is your fault, we're going on a hike, bro. - I don't want to go on a hike, bro. We're gonna get eaten by bears. - This is you, this is you. [upbeat music] - You boys have no life you sit in your bedrooms all day getting old. Your life's withering away. What are you doing with your life, go do something? Why, don't stare a screen til you're 60, live experience the life visit a country, do something. Do anything, bro, go on a hike. [all laughing] - Josh was like, yeah, oh you wanna go on a hike so badly? Look at us now. Well, you enjoyed your hike. - What? No one's having wasabi? No, we're f*cking man, f*ck that guy. KSI's having wasabi. [upbeat music] - I was convinced we were on the good team. 'cause we travelled so far, like we travelled so far that there's no way you're gonna send us this far for the bad experience. - They're literally having the time of their lives, man. - And they didn't even, like they didn't leave LA. They just stayed in LA. - Bro. Like that. Did you see? It's own basketball. - It had it all bro, it had it all. - How do you have your own basketball court? Whoa why are we going here, bro? There's so many f*cking flies. - Just don't look at them. Just watch. - How can I not look at them when the sun is reflecting their f*cking little wings in my face. - Just firm it J, ah, okay don't firm it, don't firm it. - I say, this is amazing, best bit steak right now, and I I'm might, I might do some naughty in my pants. - Gimme steak. Steak. - Oh, another bit of steak. - Oh. - Oh bro. There's so many bugs. f*ck, f*ck. - Bear, there's bears. - Why are we going this way? - There's no way this is the way. - This is a hike, bro. - Let's walk around and see the harbour that's gotta be fun. - The thing is, objectively what we're doing isn't that bad. We're, we're in Big Bear. We're in the middle of California. Like, we're walking around at the sunset at a lake. It's nice. - It's not about that. It's about the other f*cking team. - I know. I know. - That's the best time. - Bro, I know. - Their f*cking lives. - I know, I know, I know, and then, then knowing that we're having a sh*t time and- - And then gloating bro. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - They literally mocked us off. - That was rude. - The one thing I'm not excited about is eating rice with chopsticks. I f*cking hate it. - I also really struggle. - I love chopsticks, I love the wooden taste of the chopstick on food. - That's weird. - No, but it isn't. That's, that's what people said anyway. - He's just out here eating tree bark. - No like that's a, it is actually a thing. - Like, you wanna eat this wood? - Oh! - Is there, is there anything you guys certainly want to tomorrow? - Ethan? [all laughing] - As long if you be right set up to film it. I only, I only do HD shoots. I don't, none of this homemade shoot. - You do though. I only like homemade. - People behind the camera HD or amateur? - 4k at least I tried. - If it's the right one, amateur's not too bad. - You know, amateur's the best. - Bro why are you trying to wank to pixels? - f*ck off drone. I lost, I lost the camera. The camera. - No. - Are we done? - No. We're going to the harbour, we're going to the harbour. A hike can't be over in five minutes, man. A hike's a long operation. - It's just feels, I don't know what I'm walking on here, but it's not nice. - sh*t bro, what is this? Why are there so many bugs? - Do you have any poison? - You don't like fish? This is a big one. - Simon. - That's grim. - What the, what is- - They're worms. - He thinks aliens. - They're aliens. If I just put my hand in, would they eat me? - No. - Feed that fish. - Here you go my minions. - One day you will die. - Here you go. - Eat that. - No, it's coming down. - Wait. - Are they hungry? - Alien outbreak. - Swarm. - He swung. He doesn't know where to go, he doesn't know where to go. - He needs to go this way. - One of the little ones. - They're on beef. - There we go, the big one. - Oh! - The puffer fish eats. - That was satisfying. - He's on a bulker. He's on a bulk. - This guy just hoovers it. - He's gonna be- - Puffer fish. - I thought he saw us. - This guy. He's on his bulk just going crazy. - Do you know what? - Go on, go on, go on. - Is that in that? - Yeah he's taking that. - That's right by me hand. - Its right by your face. - Oh he dropped it. - Look he's chewing it huh? - Yeah, he's thrown up. He's eating too much. - I can get a nice view shot here. - Hang on they can't get a shot. [all laughing] - No, Harry, keep looking that way. - Well f*ck this man. f*ck this I'm off. - What you mean you're off? - JJ come back. - We're on a hike. - JJ come back, I need to get these pictures. - Hey boys, we're making cocktails for each other. - Oh sh*t. - XIX. - I'm gonna make one for you guys, show you a nice one. - And then we all get to make one. - Whatever we make. - Josh has this. - What are we gonna make taste like this? - There's an egg in the cocktail. That's crazy. - Wait, what's going on? - Wait, is it the, is it the yolk or the albumin. - Just the white, egg white. - Your technicality. - This might destroy your career here. - Yeah, I was gonna say- - I wanna put your drink in the lineup with our drinks - And see if Josh can find out which is the real cocktail, and see if he likes it. - Do you know what though? - Can we do that? That would be fun. Okay, cool. - There's definitely a f*cking skill to mixology and stuff like that, and being it's amazing. I don't know the technicalities to it. Like this offsets this note, this note is meant to be taste like semen, I don't know. I think what? - I set fire to the drink. Watched it burn as I- - You aren't not allowed to do this to your drink. - It is a nice sunset to be fair isn't it? - Beautiful. - It's beautiful. - Oh beautiful. - Oh bro. - Hey John. - Mading. - Get a picture of all three of us please if you can. Yeah from like there we'll stagger just some sun and some of us. - It's a nice sunset. It's very nice. - That is good you can tell it's whiskey, but it doesn't have that bite to it that a lot of whiskey cocktails have. No, that is really good. - It is good. - f*cking see it off. - See it off. - Yeah see it off right now. - Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. That was at least, put what a shot in there. - There was also egg in there so it's gains. - Oh my God. - Where does this go? I don't know what this is. - Oh, this is nice. - Yeah. - That's all right. I could deal with this. - No. - This is a hike. - That's our hike. This is a hike, that was a hike that was. - I can't be assed, I can't be assed anymore. - This is looking more at my alley you know. - So what, what have we got here? - We've got- - That is a mango belt pepper shrub. - Wow. - Lime juice. - Little pechon which is like apperall. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Okay. - Do you know what? That drink tastes like culture. [all laughing] You know, it's just, it is refined. It is a blend of flavours. - Yeah, yeah that's- [upbeat music] - Wait one sec. - f*ck. - Wait I wasn't there. - Well you just did, I think two, one. There we go. - Wow. - Nice. - Great. - Gimme three, two, one, and I'll jump. - Three, two, one. One more. - Yeah. - All right. Can we piss off now? - Sunset man. - Sun's about set, man. - You can go if you want. I'll see the sunset. - No, no, but we'll see the sunset. - Come on. Do you wanna see a cone flip? Yeah. - We got ice with me? - This guy caters by the way- - Where he spent half of his life in a bar he has. - So the big one is two ounces to the- - Of course of course the two big ones two ounces. So you know what? I quite like the- - Just because you pose when you, what's his hand was this? - I'm not gonna, oh, vanilla. - Oh, vanilla's dead. - Is that for, oh Ethan's done Ethan's ready. - Oh, it shake it. Shake it out. - Here we go. This is gonna taste like crap. - What's the point of the pouring- - That it looks like sh*t. [all laughing] - You're not allowed to try it, by the way, until after Josh. - No, none of us can try it. - Go Simon. - Chill, chill, chill. One second. - We don't have all day man. - And teach me, how do I do fire. - And then fire across. There you go. - Jeeze. - Cooked it, til all the cinnamon just melted. All the cinnamon has melted and gone. That looks like poo. - It is poo. - It looks so good. - Bazingas boom drink. [Vic laughing] - It looks like he took a sh*t in it. - We're trapped now. Oh wait. you gotta carefully roll up to the gate pad. Oh is we? We're not heavy enough. - It's for cars, bro. - All right. Everyone's stand on it at the same time. - We're pretending we're a car? - Yeah, you need to be a car to get out there. We're not heavy enough. I'll just hop this maybe. - It's actually been a while. Last time I had to steal something and avoid the feds. - Oh, this is a bit ropey. Oh sh*t. - I'm free. - It's a bit high up. - Get off foot in between the gate. Now be careful not to get caught. 'Cause that's the thing you don't want. - Oh my God. What are you doing? - What are you doing that? - Why are you doing that? - What are you dong brother? - Have to carry down. - Oh no. - I'm Spiderman. - I don't think I'm gonna have a, I don't know how much to put in lemon, turbo nuts. - That's like sugar on the rock. - So what's it called? - We call it turbanado sugar. - Ooh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That looks like cum. - What's that? - That's just sugar simple syrup. - Simple. - He knows jocks. He knows jocks down to a T. - Do you reckon that's enough for a drink? - Yeah. [ice clattering] - Oh yeah that's style points. - Oh, that's a nice colour. - Jesus come drink. [all laughing] Hey, just Simon, just prepared press- - No, no whoa. - Hey don't, no spoilers- - Yeah, you trying to spoil- - Genuinely like he's come. - Oh wow. - That's an interesting way to presenting. - Man, I like it. - Don't, don't pull, don't pull- - Raspberry on an island. That would be a good name for a drink. Raspberry Island. - Yeah. Let's see you make a drink first. - f*ck, f*ck, someone. What the f*ck do I do then? - You just push off, push off, push off, push off, push off. Forget this you're gonna crack your coccyx. - Oh no. - That's what I'm worried about. [JJ screaming] - Oh what a day. n*gga I'm Spiderman. - I'm gonna start with the simple, simple sugars just to mix that in with the vodka. Just to make it nice and sweet. [all laughing] Lime and coconut. - He's made the same drink as me. - At least I made poo drink. - Fresh juice and it'll give it colour. - He's done that in the fields. The fields of Bengal. - Alright, well on so your boy in the cabin. I got myself some laxatives. I've eaten so much sh*t today I haven't taken a sh*t. So I thought, hey, f*ck it. Why not have a pop? I've never actually tried laxatives before, wish me luck brother. - Laxatives? Did you just pop a laxative on camera? - Yeah. It's quite nice, try one. Try one, try one. Wait. How many have you taken? - Two? Maybe in a few hours time I'm just like- - Just groaning. Hit everything in there as well. - Bro you have to hit it. - You have to hit it in. - I have a leak. - It's, I didn't want that leaking a bit it's fine. - You trying to get me wet, what's going on. - And then... [all laughing] - This is why I didn't do it, because I knew I'd look a stick up his ass. - Ah, chill, chill is not gonna, no gonna, it's just gonna burn itself short. - Fam, the f*cking bugs, where the f*ck we are? f*cking hell man. f*cking relax, no, I'm on edge man, I'm on edge. Hate this. - Get, get yourself some smores. [upbeat music] - These are four XIX infusions as well. - Why's there four? - Don't worry about it. Which one looks the best? - I like this, perfectly centred in the middle. [all laughing] - Rank them one to four. - One. - What is going on? - Two, three, four? - Okay. - One, two, three, four. - Okay okay, and now you get taste. - Talk us through it. Talk us through it. - There's a little bit of spice to it. It's not like that spicy. This one looks like it's very spicy. I can see bits in it. - This one. - That one's nicer than that one. - Okay. - That one is nicer than that one. - Okay. But what are you experiencing when you drink it? What does it taste- - Well that one was spicy. This one's not. - What does it taste like though? - Don't just- - Let him drink the vodka. - Drink the drink, man. - Very bitter, sort of a struggle to drink. [all laughing] - f*cking daddy, Vic? - It isn't enough. - Put your straw completely to the bottom. Put the straw to the bottom. - There's so much. - Everyone look at it. Can't get to the bottom, that's nice though. This one's nicer though one very smooth goes on nicely, this one flavoursome, but bit bitter, but it's nice and three, then four. - Three. - So it's a mini special. - That was good. - It was called nipple in the wind. - Oh wait, did you make the one? - That's a mixologist. - The one that you didn't like the most. - You're rude. You're rude you know? - Did you pop the laxies? - He was popping laxatives like there were smarties man. He wasn't playing. - This fools gonna end up batting monsters and sh*tting himself. - No, he is sh*tting himself bro. - I wanna try it, bro. I didn't even try mine. - That's buff. - See, I wanna try this bit. - The bitty. - So what's this one? - Oh, lemme try the poo. - Try the poo drink. - I said fire to the poo drink quite a lot, too. - f*cking nice. f*ck you guys. - I heard rustling, I did hear rustling. - Oh I'll scare him off. You're supposed to make yourself big. - Nah. - f*ck off. - Nah. - f*ck off. - Oh sh*t bro, f*ck off. - No man, f*ck off. What is up? - Bro it's the speaker man. They're taking the piss, man. - Stop it man. Stop it. - Bro f*ck off. [people laughing nervously] [bear growling] - I'm not, I'm not ready to try. I'm not ready to f*cking. - Get a shoe, get a shoe, get a shoe. - Wait, why did that work? - Why did that work so well. - Bro, it's f*cking locked. - No, no, no, of course it was f*cking fake. I don't like it man. - Josh did tell us to get in cars and now we're here. I thought, are we doing? I don't like the that there's karaoke there- - And they keep pointing at us outta the window. - Well this is apparently where I think, is that like the oldest bowling alley in LA? - No way, eh. - And we have the whole main room to ourself. - Oh. - So it's not karaoke. - There was a surprise that was not happening. - All right. - But they're still gonna be here. But they're jet lagged right now. - They're what? - Jet lagged. - Oh fair dues. - They don't cut it like us, bro. They aint like us. - Guess what? I just had an asthma attack. I'm still about to bowl strikes. Yeah. I can barely breathe speaking to you right now. - What chances sleeping. - What Kenny? That boxer? - Sleeping. - What man at Nico. - Nico. - We're here for the private event. Yeah, yeah. - What? - You boys have this whole place yourself? - What? - Bro? [upbeat music] - Oh, this is not fun this is not fun this is not fun. - I thought me and Harry were playing the prank on JJ. I didn't know it was you lot. - Got em. - That's funny. That's so good. That's totally funny. - f*ck off, f*ck off man, f*ck off, f*ck off. I don't wanna be out here anymore. I don't wanna. [all laughing] - No, man, because you we're crying wolf right now. - You know we are crying wolf big time. - Bro there's just four guys- - In a room. - Four guys in a room? Might just kiss? - This looks so sick, man. This is a good vibe. This is a good vibe. This is sick. This is very sick. - Very sick. - Yeah, yeah. - Old, super old school. - Yeah. - You said we gotta speak each other's names, right? - Oh my God. - No, no, no. - That's fair enough. - There you go. That's what I've got for Ethan. [all laughing] - Natty though. - Vic, come on. - I got- - This lane is dead bro. This is a dead ass lane. - Where's the sticks? - You're burning the f*cking marshmallow. - Oh no. [all laughing] - You put it in the fire. What do you mean? - What is it you're supposed to do? - That's what you do with smores though. - No, you put above the fire. - What you can eat that then? - They've done it. - Done it. - We have Vic Pianant. - Yeah. - We have Fira and we have Simon. - It says Nonce. - We're playing for downing a drink. - Yeah. - If Fira, it's you. - Oh yeah. - Tomorrow cannot be worse than today because there is an ending in sight tomorrow. Like I know at the end of the day I'm home. Like I'm back at the hotel, whereas today, the whole day, I knew I was coming back to this den with the bears. - Bro, I just don't like this. I don't like being outside. I know I don't like being inside. - Why don't you stop? - No. f*ck off. - Let's see it, bro. - Yeah, in the hole. - Look. - Oi! - Sorry guys. - Can't f*cking breathe. - Vic Fian. - Yes Vic. Yes, Vic defend on it. - Yes. - Vic's got a little curl on it, you know. [all gasping] - Great ball. - Thank you. - Great ball. - Cheers. - Strike game. - Cedar strike game. - Welcome to the strike game. - Yes Vic, you got, you got strike. - Yes, Vic yeah you did. - Strike game. - Strike game. - That's a good vibe, but- - Yes, yes, yes. Strike game. Strike game, oh! - Bro just kill it, bro. It's just killing itself anyway, bro. It's just burning itself alive. I feel bad for the Donnie man. That is the most stupid looking animal. - I mean, it did it to its f*cking self. I'm actually eating more laxatives, I haven't shat yet. - No you're already sh*tting yourself. You don't need that, bro. - No. Funny. [bear growling] [all laughing] Such a f*cking kid, what's wrong with you? f*cking twat, just piss off. Just let me f*cking sleep, man. Just can't be arsed. - He needs break. - That was the worst. - That was straight? - I can't fit my hands in these ones. I've got girthy fingers. I can't fit my hands in. - I need to get seven to be in level with you. - Yes, Vic. That's a strike. Yes I knew it was a strike from when he bowled it. A big star's gonna come back for you, by the way. - Be here already. - Oh, I need a spare. - I'll f*ck my spare up. - Oh, Vic, it wasn't ready yet, Vic it wasn't ready yet Vic, Vic. - That was so perfect I can't see, I haven't got my glasses. - There you go. - A hundred year old thing. He is like, f*ck it. I'm would just break the whole thing, bro. - If Simon gets a spare now and then gets another good mark. It's on. It's on. - I have to get- - Simon. This is it, you have to hit this pin. When the pressures on he supplies. Oh, that's it team. - Well done. - 115, 10- - Two. - 107. - 93. - Meet down. - Let's say it. - We like to drink when it's on- - Big Vic. - And when we sit with the gaff, he gets it done, eh. Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. - So I like you. I likes you. - Fam, the snoring brother. Help me. Help me please. I swear there's a bear in here, Jesus Christ. Lord I'm not gonna make it, I swear to God. - Yeah, we've been bowling. I'm not gonna lie. - We're all- - Look at my hands. - There. You come up. - We're tapped right now. - Cooked. - The other team went to bed an hour and a half ago, I think. - Did they? - Wait a minute. - We're going. - You can't talk- - I have pride. - Pride. - I wanna go out. I'm not out. - I wanna get, actually, obliterated. - I got to the threshold point where was like, I need to go or I need to dive, and I chose to dive. I chose to dive. - Sleep time. - Are you in his car? - Yep. - We're in that car. - Good evening. - See you tomorrow. - I got no wifi. Wifi for some reason has stopped, no f*cking data. What the f*ck am I meant to do. I swear to god just kill this demon man. Just kill it, bro what is that? Is that, that is breathing. [upbeat music] - Okay it's 7:30. I am now awake. I mean, I slept not great though. Oh, okay. - Oh, how did I sleep? Oh, dreadfully. I had a bear in the other room. I had some creature snoring their ass off. I didn't think I was gonna make it, I thought I was about to die. Legit 4:00 AM All I, I was like.. [JJ snores] It's you init. - It was me. - You a sicko. - I'm so sorry. - Freak What's wrong with you? - I need a- - You're different, I've never heard anything like that. [peaceful music] - So Josh told us to come back to the hotel. - Yes. - For, for our last thing. - Day two of activities, it's feeling good. - Thank you. - Of good team. - There's there's two super cars. - There are. - That's good team vibes. Why is there two super cars? - I don't, I don't think they're for us surely. - I think they are there's people in those people in them. There's people in them. - You're not gonna be able to drive them, Joshua. - Josh, they are- - Josh are these for us? - I think that one genuinely might be. - I don't, I don't think that one's for you. - Oh. - These are for us. - I think all three of them are for you. - You're trolling. - You're trolling. - No. - You've been- - So, so we're gonna go a little journey today. - Oh my god. - And these are your cars for today. - I was joking. I was just trying to wank off. - Should I just get driven around? - Yeah so you're driven around for starters though, we'll pick one each, you'll decide how the- - Let's play a game, let's play a game. - Oh, good morning Tobi. - Sup baby, take me out to dinner. Good morning. - You having an early morning dip? - Yeah, man, we didn't get to go in here. I mean, we didn't want a risk going in here last night, but I thought a little hot tub in the morning to wake me up. Not so bad for a bathtub. Like I said, like I said, this whole time, it's not a bad experience. - You think it would be a good place to bring a lady friend. - Eh? Why is it always about lady friends? - Just wondering? - Yes. It would be a good place to bring a lady friend. - It's very nice. Romantic. - It would be a good place to bring any of your friends. Maybe your family. Little getaway. Better yet, work bonding trip. - Yeah. - Bonding. Not bond bonding. - We'll bottle flip for it. - We'll bottle flip. - All right. [Ethan laughs] - Oh sh*t. - Well am I, ah, do you know what lads, I'm gonna take the Eris. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Oh sh*t. - Deny him. [all yelling] - Me and Vic. - I'm taking the Eris. - Are you can go ahead. - Yes. - I'm so useless bro. I don't care, they're all nice cars. Alright, I will take the- - Rolls or the 'Rari? ♪ Green number T, green on the whip ♪ ♪ Guess what Sidemen are sick ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, uh ♪ ♪ My whip, vroom, vroom ♪ - Oh here they are. The boys, the boys. I'm gonna warn you, this is not hot. - It's not hot. - It's not hot. - Oh, that's depressing. - Hey look at- - Oh just like not even luke warm. - You'll sleep well? - I slept all right. - Guys, so- - Also I had no internet. No wifi bro. - No wifi. - Yeah at 4:00 AM I was like- - You was awake at 4:00 AM? - Where's the wifi? - Oh no. - It make no sense, turns out Harry disconnected the wifi so he could charge his f*cking phone. - I did know I had the wifi plugged in. It was just a plug that led to the light and then some other box, and I was like, I'll just take it out. - I'll just wack it out and f*cked everyone over. - I didn't know. - I hate this. Imma take Rolls. - Oh. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Young Victor on the route. I would've picked this anyway. Its yellow. - Stinky 'Rari. - It's my GTA car. - Stinky 'Rari. - We now have a little journey little sight seeing bit to start us off, you know? - All right. - The shops are open. - Shops? - Shops? - All right. - I'm gonna take you shopping too. - Oh my god. - Oh my gosh. - Yay! - Yes. - Josh is taking us shopping in LA. - An LA kind of day. - Who puts it on night? Who leaves it on 90? [water splashing] [all laughing] - Oh, that's nice. - Okay. All right. - The lights come on. - Okay. - Oh no, it's hot okay. - Oh, I like this. - About goddamn time it's a luxury. f*ck. - Oh, Rolls, oh my. - This is a life we deserve. - Living. - Oh, this is the life, bro. This seat is so comfortable. I feel like this makes me feel rich. - I really want to rev it. Decent space in it as well. I always thought like it is an SUV but it's like, it's just, it's a racing SUV really isn't it? You fit kid in the back of that, right? - Oh yeah. - You fit kid in the back of it. - Fine. - All right. On this fine morning what are we doing? - Number four. - It's time to leave Big Bear. Sorry I couldn't see you there you are now heading back to LA to find out what you're doing for the rest of the day. - Is there actually more? - You wanna leave Big Bear. - Ah, tremendous. - You should be smiling. - Three hour drive back as well. I can't be honest. - Geez, that's in the front, you know. - Jeez. The big Rolls just left. Now the Rari's going. Ah big stars rolling in different real life Grand Theft Auto right now geez. Yeah, baby, yeah, baby Lamborghini living. Double L living. I've definitely driven this road on GTA in whips similar to this, this is real life. I'm playing a real life video game today in a convoy. [upbeat music] - Well, good riddance. - What you mean good riddance. It's not, there's not been that bad. - It was all right. You know what treat that's well you treated us well. I slept well. I had a nice little hot tub in the morning. - Survived the night, no bears. - I'm sure some haunted thing has entered our bodies. - I'm a child of God I'm safe, good luck you lot. - Nah, bro, no man. - I did wonder. - All right well. - It's been nice. What's the name of this place? - Big Bear Lodge. - Yeah. - Big Bear Lodge. - Let's go. Jeeze, actually in Tommy T's whip. You know Los Santos knows about Tommy T. What a day for it, the sun is shining. The weather is sweet. f*cking cotton pit in here as well, it look, it literally looks like an aeroplane ship, look at this, we can take off in this Looks like a takeoff lever. [peaceful music] [phone ringing] - I can't see you lad, I can't see you. - Speaker? - I don't need to see you. - Okay I want to see your face there. Hello? - Where are you? - Oh yeah. - Oh my God. I actually saw a lambo. - Yeah. - Man. Got out of a f*cking Lambo, bro. - I can see it in his glasses, bro. He's living Tommy T live in Tommy T while we're here. - You are at Santa Monica here, right? - Yeah. Yeah, we are. - Okay, so you are now tourists for the day and you're gonna see LA the tourist way. So I want you on Santa Monica Pier to go ride the roller coaster. You know, play some games with some prizes. Check out the arcade bumper carts. Once you've done all of that. You head south towards Venice canals. Okay it'll be someone waiting for you down Venice canals. - Amazing. - Okay fantastic. Thank you so much. You scooter down the beach wherever you want, but make sure you utilises the pier, I want rollercoaster. I want bumper cars, anything you can. - f*ck off, f*ck off, f*ck off. - f*cking hell. - Oh. - I just want to eat. - No. - I just wanna eat food. - We can get food on the pier. There'll be food there. - All right. [Ethan laughing] - Yeah, yeah! Oh this is so nice. I've have had a lot worse than mornings. This is good sh*t. I don't even care where we're going bro. I, I'd just stay in the whip. - I was gonna say, I've definitely crashed here on GTA. I reckon Lurk is bringing us all the way here just to get some cool photos. That's a very zucker kind of thing, isn't it? It, oh, I studied photography at Ravens born. - I know his body of water from GTA too. I spent seven years on this game. I know, I know where I am. [peaceful music] - To be fair I've never been on this pier. I'm somewhat looking forward to it. Should we go on the Ferris wheel? Oh no. - Oh no. - Why would he do this? - Get better. - Yo, what's up guys? Hey, how we doing? Yo up? What's up? Jeeze. Yo what's up man, great. - I'm gonna f*cking Kill myself. Please, please. Please. I'm gonna kill myself. - Happy days, fun. Thank you Josh, thank you Josh. - Might jump off the pier. - I might jump. - Never looked so promising. - Can I survive a jump off the pier, jump off the pier, I might go. - Whoa legit. That was, what was that? What just happened? - It was like a fever dream. - Whoa for real. - How do I get out? I can't get out. I'm stuck. Please James, let me out. James, let me out. I'm stuck. Oh, sweet. Thank you. Bro I looked like a d*ckhead, 'cause I'm, I made him open the door for me, but it wasn't out of richness. - I couldn't work out the door. - That's the Sidemen. - I can see, I can see him opening it going disgusting. Oh, sorry about that. - Like no I just couldn't figure out. - I see why Tobi has one of those. - I need one of them. - Yeah. I'm not lie, I need to sit on this. - I need, need. - Sit on it. - Listen. - Sit on it. - I need one of these bro. I tempted to break the bank. - Justin Camil get yours would be a leap that would. - Don't know boys. - Just turn up with JJ. Here's a pink one. - What, what do we do now? Take pickies? - Yeah little photo shoot. A little sight seeing tour. Little dam over there as well. - We're literally just gonna stroke our egos for half an hour. - Yeah. Real quick. - We're sorry. - Just say no you haven't, you have got these cars all day. - Yo what's up? - KSI? - Nah, nah. No way. - Wait, wait. I listen to your music. - Oh, thank you I appreciate it. That's so funny. - There's a chance that this replaces the Model X for like a big man but I'm not 30. - Here you go, how you guys doing? - Hey man. - Beautiful vehicles. - Yeah. - Thanks. Our dad bought it. ♪ Every time I step up in the studio ♪ ♪ And I post up in the booth ♪ ♪ n*ggas know that I'm a killa ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ But everybody claiming that they ♪ - That they got in the Eris now because you know, Ethan's basically gassed out, Tobi loves it. I need to see what a fuss about. - Whoa. - I don't even like these rides. I'm scared. - I don't think I've been on a Ferris wheel before. - KSI yo. I used to watch your videos when I was a kid even though I'm still a kid. Yo, why were you mean to Speed, KSI? - I won't. I don't know. - You shouldn't do that. That's my guy, bro. That's my guy. - Help me. - That's my f*cking guy. - Someone help me Lord strike me down. - You. What's your name again? Was it real when you kicked the part of your mom? - My name's Harry. - What's your name? - Harry. Harry. - Yo. I'm gonna subscribe to you again yo. - Try strike me down Lord. Yo KSI, KSI man. - Smite me down. Give me a shout out. - What's your name? - My name's Eli. - Shout out Eli. Thank you so thank you so much man. I appreciate it. - Wow. - Thank you so much man. - That was the best. - All right, next one. Let's rolling guys. - I hate this. I hate this, I hate this. So we've blocked the road and as soon as we blocked the road, a car came. They were hicks, a hundred percent. They had definitely have no friends of any other race. - Harry, please don't- - Yes. - Please don't drop this. - All right. [both cheering] - Oh I love it. - Oh sh*t, oh sh*t. - Okay. Its got a bit of juice on it. [both cheering] - Oh sh*t oh f*ck. - Alright, well that was fantastic. - Into the first corner. We have the Rolls Royce in the middle, it's about to be sandwiched, a Rolls sandwich. - Are we allowed to do this? - No, but I mean, it's content right? - Now look? - I hate this. ♪ Don't wanna debate ♪ ♪ I just chill and meditate ♪ ♪ Got some shows in every state ♪ ♪ Plus my baddie got some cake ♪ ♪ She text me like I can't wait ♪ [crowd chattering] - Oh my god, oh thank you, thank you. Yo, what's up? I don't really have time. - It's a mess. It's a mess. - Yes, let's go. Woo, yes. - It's too plush man. - Oh, we've got the lights. Oh, of course we got the lights. What a life? Eh, I'm about to go eat a f*cking burrito. That's what I'm about to do. Jesus this polo's popping. I ain't never seen anything so busy. It's just food rolling out to the chipotle, three man deep, a couple super cars. - It's Harry, but thank you my friend, I appreciate it. - Go on Henry. - Come on Henry. - Get at Henry. - Let's get Henry. - Oh sh*t. - Henry's second shots. - Come on Henry. - Come on. [crowd groaning] - Henry, Henry come on. [crowd cheering] [peaceful music] - We out here on Melrose. You've been here before many times. Oh, obviously you're the good team. The expensive team so. - Yes we are. - I think the Sidemen are gonna treat you to some little gifts for yourself. - Oh my God. - Thank you so much Sidemen. - Sidemen, you're really good. - I'll give you a little budget, spend some money on yourself. However, also right, I want you guys to get presents for the other team. individually right? So Ethan, you'll be buying for JJ. - Oh no, oh no. - Okay. - Any present you want for him. - Yeah. - And Simon. - Yeah. - You buy it for Harry. - Oh. - Huh. - And in Big star you're buying for Tobi himself. - What Boy? What a boy? - Something you could troll them, you could make nice, up to you, that's all on you. - You have the budget. Do what you wanna do. - What's the budget saying? - What's the budget king? - What's the budget saying Boss man. - We'll see what the budget is. - We're the Sidemen. - Wait, there is no budget lads. - Whoa. - Build a sandcastle. - I'm not building a f*cking sandcastle right, but I don't want to build anything. - Just get me out of here, man. - No, I don't want to do anything. - That's not the spirit. - That's how I feel Harry. That's how I feel. - I haven't eaten anything. We haven't had breakfast. We haven't had lunch. What time is it? One I'm wasting away out here bro. - I don't know what to get. I gotta get Harry something. Harry doesn't like anything. He likes white air forces, but I'm not buying him another pair to ruin. I feel like the safest thing to get Harry is like a supreme T. That's Harry t-shirt, that white Fair basic. - Yeah yeah. You're not wrong you're bang on. - Who's copying the speed thing? - Oh, they're disgusting Tobi. - You know what I f*ck with them bro. - You know how Tobi ghosts us all the time. I got him hoodie to wear while he does it. This is elite. - I'm gonna get these to go with this tea. I'm getting the green five 50 to go with this tea. Boss man's copping this one for me. - Yeah, you should be able to do this. - Boy. - He's too big for this. There's no way. - Boy. - Good up. - My grip strength, no. - His feet are touched the ground. - Oh God. I'm so heavy. Okay. No f*ck that no. - Can't give up on one. No, no, nah, nah, nah. - If these boards are for sale, Bog puts him in his, in the back of his house- - Did he actually like it? - Well he has a read supreme model already but I suppose I was just thinking like out of everything in here maybe. - Get Harry that. - What's this guy doing? He, he looks like he, he's gonna smash it. So gracious. - Oh my God. - Okay. - Oh f*ck. - He's taking the piss. He's taking the piss. - Bro this is embarrassing. - Bro, this is beautiful. He's going backwards. - Oh. - Oh my God. He literally flipped. - What the f*ck is that, bro? - I'm not filming this properly 'cause I'm just astounded [crowd clapping] - That one's hard fun in the truck button. - Yeah yeah. - That's sick. - Hanky the Christmas pooch. - Yeah, that was good man. - I'm Mr. Hanky the Christmas pooch. - Swollen brown and come from you. - All right next activity. Are you guys excited? - Yes I cannot wait. - Are we going to Shane Dawson's house? - Why did you keep saying that? - I don't know. This feels like something weird. - Is this one of the GTA houses? - That's what I'm saying. - But I didn't play, no, I did play GTA Five. - We've been over this bridge. What are we doing? - We are in Venice. - Yes. - Cool. - What's Venice like? - There's canals. - You are in the money. - Are we in a boat? - Oh, canal. A boat. - Okay. - Yes. - Get me on the boat. - Just Speed it, Speed the thing. - Do you know what though, they are stupid shoes man. They're so stupid. They're so stupid. - My old footwear. - I'm getting them. - Yeah. - Do you know what you, you, you are the type of guy that can pull 'em off, so- - Oh, I can't bro. - I'll give it you- - Pulling them off you. Look, this leg can't keep up you see that? My left leg couldn't keep up. - Green 550s. Craps. - Be excited. Be excited. It's fun. I know you love boats. - Me, me? - It's gonna be a whooping boat as well. I'm thinking a yacht. - A yacht. I'm thinking a like. - Said canoe in- - No, didn't say canoe they said super yacht. - There's no water. - There she is. - Brother we can literally walk through. - Oh Lord. Jesus, Jesus. Tell me you'll be careful, lad. JJ what the f*ck brother. - Cheat, bro I'm a bit- - Keep where's your core? Where's your core? Where's your core? - Whoa. - This is a sh*t idea, bro. If I'm falling in this, I swear Josh is on my bad team next time. - Oh, oh, oh my god. - f*ck. - No JJ don't. JJ please. - Don't move. [JJ screaming] - Okay once we go under that bridge up there, let's see we can go the end and come back. - Don't splash me. - Whoa, whoa. - It's not me. - Bro, bro, bro. - Would you want me to do? - Bro, bro. - Paddle, paddle, just paddle. - This is long, man. - I hate my life right now. - Well, I don't know where I'm going. What am I doing? - Just, I can paddle. It's fine. Just, just make sure we don't like capsize. 'Cause that'll be a be a long day for everyone involved. It's cold. - Go easy. - Hey Steve look at this jacket. - f*cking Steve. - It has Steve on it. - Thank you very much, bro. - Listen, I'm taking Josh for everything I can get. I don't usually get the piece to dispense, so I'm enjoying my day, bro. Oh, is that press? I think you can fill it up with like water or something, bro, or inflate it or something. - I kind of want to paddle. [JJ yelling] - What the f*ck? - Bro. - What the f*ck are you doing? - Harry, Harry, Harry, are you a f*cking idiot? - Harry, Harry, Harry, I will kill you. - Its so unstable, you all. - Actually kill you, just letting you know. - We're chilling, we're chilling. - I'll catch a body if I have to. - Harry, man, god. I can't be honest, bro. What are we doing man? What are we doing? - We're making content. We're making content. - I'm too f*cking rich for this. - It's like GTA transition scene. [upbeat music] I've got him a little ghost hoodie, quite like it, That's ghost. That's that's literally Tobi in a nutshell. - Oh my god. Notice how they get the two black guys to go on the boat. - I wasn't gonna say it. - Yeah, bro. - You're gonna have a 18 hundreds colourized joke on your Reddit, by the way. - Oh yeah. [all laughing] - Can you stand up in this thing? - Don't you f*cking stand up, you b*tch, you f*cking b*tch. - Harry, stop, sit down, sit the f*ck down, sit down. - You understand? - Sit down. Aye Harry, how you going too fast. You're going too fast. Slow down, slow down, slow down. Top down, top out top. - Help, help, help, help, help, help. - We're going go to one side, Harry, help. We're beaching, we're beaching, we've been beached, we've been beached. - This is a push over. - We've been beached. We're flipping over. We're flipping over. - Turn around. Tell me I can't do this. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Chill. - Bro what are we doing? We're not even doing this right. [upbeat music] - My God. No give him this. I wanted to give you my cock. My Barbie swallows. That's out outrageous bro. Hey, can I get the, my cock candle? Yeah I'm getting your cock. - Would you like the cut or the uncut candle? When I was younger, I grew up Catholic in my neighbourhood. Everybody was cut, but I finally had a boyfriend with the skin on it, I was like, what the f*ck is that? I was like, I think I love it. [all laughing] - No we're beached. - Now we're beach. - Now we're fully beached. - Okay, go. We're running. - You won't. - You can catch him. - You won't. [all laughing] - sh*t, sh*t, goddamn it. - Let's go, let's go, let's go Harry hurry. - We're away. - Well, now what? - You have to jump? - Whoa, we'll go to where its less. I'm not trying to be a mean person. Josh loves to Grinch, right? - Yeah. - Shot like those though. - Why the Grinch shoes? It literally says bum berry Grinch. This is the Cause foot. - I got a Grinch on it, it'd be nice. - They are the grinch. What you mean? - Oh, oh, that's a, that's a comfy fit. It feels good on the foot, feels ah yes. I'm treating myself twice. So nice I had to treat myself twice. - Ah, no. [all laughing] No man, brother. - Why you pushing? - I'm sorry. Why would you let the one white guy leave the f*cking boat? Have you ever seen anyone black f*cking sailboats? Two black guys on a boat. What's going on? - Two inch gang. [all laughing] - You can have it if you want. I was gonna, I was gonna copy it, but- - Yeah, no, no it's all yours. I got you. - Oh, are you sure? - Life sometimes. - That's the best free t-shirt you ever got. So funny. - Hope you enjoy it. - Oh my God. - Thank you very much. - He saw you and he was like, Simon takes good care of a two inch. - What? - Not mine. Not mine. His own, his own. [upbeat music] This is what's good about being good people and being in tune with like current, the current world. Yeah cookies and kicks just took some care of the homies big time, like that's what being in tune with the world is good. - State side. - If you on film any videos there, any pranks or anything, let us know. - Yeah. f*ck the other shops. - It's a long jump. [electronics beeping] [all laughing] - This again, this again. - Can you help me, please. - I'm not going back on that thing. - Yeah its a bit gunk bro. - I want to die, I want to die, I want to die. [all laughing] I want to die. I'm going to fall out. [all laughing] - I'll show y'all the vault, come on. - Oh yeah? - Yo. - Yo we get the vault, okay. - Oh sh*t. Oh sh*t. - Jeez. - What size do you guys wear? I can show y'all some. - I'm a 12. - 12. I dunno if you guys seen these before, these are the Travis guy Air Maxers. - Yeah. - This is like heaven bro. - I know you- - Could be here for days. - It's also, this is also hell. - Yeah, yeah. - 'Cause I want everything. - Yeah. - f*cked up bro. You go get your camera, come on. [all laughing] All right let's call Josh so we can call him a twat. - The day never ends. The day never ends. - Doesn't answer his phone. He doesn't answer his phone. I've known this guy for what, 18 years. He doesn't even text me back. - Which one of you guys are the biggest sneaker heads of you guys? - None of us really? - Probably you. - We all like shoes. - Yeah, he just has the mags. - Yeah. - Oh, you have the mags? - Yeah. - What did you pay for those? [all laughing] - You don't wanna know. - There's union fours. The Guavas. - They're sick. They're very sick. I'm not in a good place right now. I wanna open every single one of these down here. - Well, what's next on the- - Mobility screws. - Nice. - No you have a choice of load of stuff. - Do we? - Yeah. - You've got fights- - Mobility screws. - I like those those little sit on scooters, they look fun. - I wanna be a passenger. - Why don't you two get a two seat of one of these, and I'll get one of these little bitty ones. - You wanna drive? - Sure. - You drive. - All right, yeah. I'll drive actually, yeah. - I'm not scared anymore. I'm ready to die. - Aw boys. I want they, oh. - What's happening, I'm so confused I'm overwhelmed, by have many shoes there are. - How much are they? - 800. - Eight? - Travis. - Every box I'm opening, I'm like, I've never seen these before and I love them. No idea what they are. - They've got spikes, bro. - Yeah, I've seen people with these before. - Spikes and that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - If I, if that's my, if I had big feet I'd bug. - I dunno why you are just, why you are debating this. You'd love Air Force ones and that's it. I dunno why you're, you're on a good team Josh. - Yeah Josh. - Josh. You're on a good team. - He's always on the good team. - These are mad. I'm not in a good place. I'm not a good place. - I don't own a red, red pair of shoes. Yeah, they actually, they work sometimes shoes are red and they're all red. - The cap never ghost. [all laughing] - How you doing my G? - Good shot bro. - You gotta go over there to shoot it. - Oh yeah. f*ck it. - All right we're gonna go make a shot. - Okay. - No, no. - Start speeding up bro. - Ah, that was sh*t, bro. - That was terrible. Come on. - Bro it's hard. - Yeah, I was terrible look at you, look at you. - Yeah. I love it guy, not their lay up. [all laughing] Oh sh*t. ♪ Money ♪ [upbeat music] [crowd chattering] - We got our infamous basketball rim that everyone has challenged, I'm gonna give them a chance to win some of these shoes for free if they can out shoot me. [all gasping] Let show them. - There we go. - We're so bad. - Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh. [crowd cheering] - Make this next one, you get 500. - Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh. Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh. [crowd cheering] [all laughing] - Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep beep, beep, beep, beep. - Don't run over the dog. Don't run over. - No, I'm trying not to bro. The f*ck? - Get him, get him. [all laughing] [crowd cheering] - I ain't going next if he gets it. - Go on Vic. - He's that shall get this. - Go on, Vic. [crowd cheering] f*ck it! - Money! [crowd cheering] - Nothing but net, make it two, make it two. [crowd cheering] - That was almost. - No, no. [crowd cheering] - Woo, yeah, keep on running brother. - Come on. - Let's go seagull. - What happens if we go on the beach? - No, no, don't do that, don't do that. [all laughing] - d*ckheads! - Total was 1100. He made the jump shot. We brought it down to 500 as the see remaining 657. I'll do another 300. - Where's my coach at, where's my coaching sat at? - Rock paper scissors shoot. Rock paper scissors shoot. Lets go! - Oh! I didn't say go twice. - Yeah. Yeah. - My guy's a legend. He's celebrating not losing money that he got on the line. - There was no need for it as well. - Ass wiggle, ass wiggle. - I got a bad back you know, oh my god. Watch out Harry, watch out. [all laughing] - Slight through it- - The special there. I got it, gov. [Tobi laughs] Yes, now. - If I win, when you guys post your video, make sure to shout out Cool Kicks. - Yeah yeah. - Just subscribe to us. Ready? - Wait, all right. Rock paper, scissor shoot. - Oh sh*t! Smoked him. - I'll telling you bro, I'm a master- - How much you weigh. - I'm a man of my words. So he got 800 off the Travis. - Jesus. - He's only in paying $438. - That's not only a steal, that's the most nuts deal. That's a good deal man. - How was y'all experience at Cool Kicks today? - A1, A1. - That's him, that's him. - Woo. - Hold on, we're coming for you. - Woo, yeah. - Are you standing? - Bro, woot, woot, woot. [all laughing] - Just copped a hell load of sh*t man. - Harry's got nice. Harry got nice. - Harry's got a nice jumper and a nice hoodie and the board. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got JJ a montclizzy, little montclizzy off white collab. - That's sick. - Yeah. Yeah. - That was spendy as well, JJ you know, but just so you know, you also got my cock. - Let's see his reaction. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But you know what's Air Jordan off white and I got him the Adidas ghost. - What do you get for yourself? - Me too much, too many things. - Who do he have to buy for here? - Yeah for myself- - Because he's running. - What'd you buy? - Two airforce ones. You know one's half our Travis's Scott though so come on. - Yeah. Yeah. - And I've got a Supreme Night club as well. - Jeez. - Wait, so now are we gonna go meet up with them? - Well they're gonna go come back here now yeah. So we're gonna go back towards hotel. - I feel like they're gonna express a lot of negativity- - 'Cause guess our whips are still waiting for us. - Can we see if they're, if they're nice to us before we give the present. - Yeah, you can. - 'Cause if they come in and go, you look are all d*ckheads. I hate you all. - Yeah, yeah. - I will keep this. - I will happily keep the Montclair jacket. [upbeat music] - Hello boys. - Hey boys. - You seem very happy boys. Country boys. - Totally asses for this. - I don't like being called boys. - I can't bro. - Boys. - Don't wanna rub this in, right? But Josh has told us we have to tell you what we bought. - Cool. - Guys. You like it? - No, they look sh*t. - Oh yeah? Yeah you don't like those? - No. - You alright man? - JJ, you seem really happy man. - Nice of you to not join the bad team again Josh. [all laughing] - A Josh classic. - I'm just saying when you're saying this, I'm expecting you to be in the bad car tomorrow, the whole- - Yeah. - I can't fit in the bad car. - Can you? - Convenient in your place either. - No no. - Oh that's funny. - Explain yourselves. - So much space. - So much space. - It looked all man, it looked all right. f*cking coyotes and bears. - See you see any good wildlife? We actually, you know what? - See a red squirrel? - We kept looking out, we then we heard there was f*cking like silverback gorillas out there. - Yeah. - And sure enough old Simon's mom run past. JJ was filming all this. Oh my god. We got her. - Crazy. - Minus cabin. - Yeah, it was the vibes. We wanted to kill ourselves the whole time. - Minus one. - How was your time? Did you have a good time? - Yeah, we genuinely did think we were on the bad team. - For a good amount of time. - I had- - He sent us to like a haunted house, and we just sit there. - I thought that was a joke? - No, no. - Actually were there. - Dead rats and bats in jars. - You know who slipknot are, right? - Yeah. Yeah. - Imagine a house themed around them. - Bro was nuts. - It was nuts. - And we just had to sit for an hour with nothing to do, and when it got to towards the end of the hour, I had a full blown meltdown. I was screaming into the camera because I was like, I'm on the bad team for a millionth time and there's nothing to do. - What's up with you bro? - He's so dumb. - I just had the best time of my life. - Did you did it with, did you experience some things? - Our thing was good. - I think we did a lot of sh*t. - Yeah. - But anyways, let's show you what we bought. - We got some good news. - This one. This is what I wanted. I wanna show you our, I'm going to be speed. - Yeah. [all laughing] - You're nuts. - Disgusting. - Where did you go, you kidding? - No, we went, wow, we were, we did, we ran a train on Melrose. - Go on Ethan. - Well basically at the same time we had to get you gifts, right? - Oh that's nice. - Really? - It was an option and we could. - We got assigned someone. - Yeah and I got assigned you. - Oh god. - Big budget as well. - For you- - Unlimited budget. - Might be the best present I think anyone's ever got. - So he could have spent as much as he wanted. - I got you my cock. [all laughing] - It smells nice. - Hold it. Take a picture with it. - It smells nice. - Hold his cock. - It's a candle, look. - He held my cock. He held my cock. So yeah, I hope you had a good trip, man. - Me and Simon just we, we got busy shopping for ourselves. - Fair. Well congratulations. I'm happy for you guys. - Well played guys so- - Well no, we bought you something we bought you something. - We bought you stuff. - You go first. - Harry may have lost one by insulting my mother. [all laughing] I bought you a supreme board. - Oh that's actually very nice. Oh, thank you very much Simon. [all laughing] - Would you like to apologise to my mother. - Simon's mother you know I love you really I do. - Your supreme board. - Oh thank you very much. That's actually very- - Got you something else. I got you a night supreme jumper. - Oh my God. [all laughing] Thank you very much. - And I got you something else. - Brilliant. - The last thing I got you. A nice supreme. - That's so huge. - Oh that's f*cking sick, oh that's sick. Thank you so much. [all laughing] [all clapping] - Oh, you just hold his cock. - What else did you get me? - No that's it. - That's actually it. - Would you like the cut or the uncut version? - Jordan collab. - That's fantastic 'cause I can't wear that. [all laughing] - I told you, I told him. - Oh thank you. But don't worry, I made it all right, because I got you an Adidas ghost T-shirt. It's ghost hoodie 'cause you ghost us. So when you, next time you ghost us, put this on. - You turned it into an insult. - So what's in there then? - This is like, I got this for myself. - Yeah this is all- - Oh, that's nice. Oh, that's really nice. - Vegas right. - Bag. Here's a bag Harry. By the way. - I'm glad you wouldn't, you wouldn't buy Ethan something. - Would you, would you have actually got me anything? - I actually would've. - Oh well that's good, that's good, because I did actually get you something. Oh, I've got you a Monteclair off white jacket. - Thank you. - Come out a lttle better. - Yeah, yeah, it's hard. No, I appreciate this. - He doesn't buy his own clothes, so he does appreciate it. - I know. - You know what the conversation's gonna be, so his is gonna be to his stylist. Is this good? No all right. - If you don't want it, I will have it. - No, I do want it. - Do you like it? - It's for winter. Yeah. - Yeah, of course not for now. - Yeah, obviously. - Do you like my cock though? - Smell it. - That smells quite nice. [all laughing] Out of context, obviously. - Harry wants it. - I want it. - He's chuffed. - Thank you. Thank you guys very much. I appreciate that.

Channel: Sidemen

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Length: 129min 7sec (7747 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 31 2022