SHAWSHANK RE-DUMB-TION (i'm so sorry...) | Escaping the Prison

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to escaping the prison another game in the line of the steal the diamond games with you guys actually really liked and I'm happy about that because I thoroughly enjoyed playing it it was something charming about it way back in the days of Newgrounds when I used to troll that place all the time but either way I'm back with another game because you requested it and most likely you may have played it by now and if you haven't please do it's great game they're a lot of fun you're free to go hey a package useful yeah yeah of course I checked it I mean if I didn't check it out it was my job that was my job yeah see me around sure you will actually think this game came before stealing the diamond I'm playing these totally out of order of what they should be oh my god that was all in there maybe I'll start with a file surely if that could get me out of here oh I have so many choices again cell door how is this not gonna work out for me just questionable maybe because it's almost impossible to actually get through them Wow holy crap good job guy hey I didn't oh god didn't see happening you didn't give me a chance I've got the reflex of a statue ah but screw you hmm okay let's try this again I'm so ready somehow I know magic ah-ha divine now I'm gonna get me this time I am ready oh just the two of you oh so much for losing your job you're gonna lose your life and I'm out of here wait no this doesn't help me it ways that a belt of grenades that's level 2 grenades only is the belt a growth is gonna kill me oh the guy from Myka rubra oh man if any of you know what I'm talking about you're probably done is the game drums that would never mind just use the chair chairs always good cheaper so who's gonna get you out right or left left led towards them so by law of it probably doesn't want me to do what I think it wants me to do oh [Applause] yeah that's good Oh patty well that's not even fair to say alright fine whatever I'll go write somehow that'll magically turn out better for me and I gotta get chopped up in the hole the photos gonna get chopped up in the fans thankfully this game isn't that violent not like most of the other games I have played they're just a lot of choices I imagine the most of the choices in the beginning of the game wouldn't have actually happened cuz if they all have branches like this holy crap there's gonna be a long video or there'll be a lot for you guys to test out once you play it if I don't get to everything myself why this seems awfully familiar I would know this if I'd played the other games I apologize for I'm gonna just play them all backwards because I think there was one even before this that was uh something about a bank robbery so probably break the bank breaking breaking into the base break break the bank I think it was there's so many other choices here why wouldn't the parachute work why wouldn't it pull the cord man that's just unfair Oh that'd kill them all that killed him Oh what do you mean again never mind should I assume that anything else didn't work should I assume that this jetpack wasn't actually gonna shoot ya it takes many hours is that back training before you're able to operate one I don't think anybody has jetpack training because I'm afraid to tell you jetpacks don't really exist in that way actually they do there is that suit that does it ah that is true ok anyway starting back from the beginning energy drink don't know how this gonna help me Wow oh my god that was an energy that was just liquid crack I've got about 10 seconds before my whole brain just explodes you can see oh my goodness that's what Oh uh-huh maybe because well I mean if the instantaneous force you applied to that bar cost to be able to pen picking up that guy would instantly kill him causing all of his body parts to explode out of the instantaneous force if you don't know what I'm talking about if you a force is applied over a very short period of time it implies that it's going very fast and it is it would be going very fast holy crap wait oh I died anyway I was getting all sciency no one wants me to get sciency Hertford am i markiplier big gummy someone else from the comments filling the red for me I'm outta here I'm back now I had to make sure that the power cord to my camera wasn't on but whatever you don't care let's move on alright teleporter let's see how this is gonna suck it worked last time oh so the time that I actually did it it works correctly oh I'm a name is stealing the diamonds one rocket launcher this can't possibly entera bleah oh great what what do you mean way to aim that was an incredible shot I made how is that not gonna be bad alright cell phone okay yeah yeah attorney okay Fletcher Reed why does that sound familiar okay okay witness please continue your testimony okay as right alongside my partner in the armored man but generally spotted a bag on the side of the road I got out and eventually decided to throw the bag in with the other we didn't know what it was someone hiding in there perfection oh so the defendant crawled into that bag in order to break him to the bank is that correct is it not obvious is it really that obvious proof that the defendant didn't hide himself in that bag well then what are you waiting for present this evidence already oh wait what I gotta do something I was suggesting the microphone eyeball this oh no no I didn't play breaking the bank ah that's gonna be so bad know what to do I'm gonna play break the bank and then everything's gonna be totally obvious um mysterious device may yes this what is this as evidence and how exactly does this prove anything [Music] just kidding this is no time for jokes I see no reason to further prolong this trial I find the defendant Henry stickmin wait no what what do you mean I don't know what I'm supposed to do Lag take Wow is is that the bag the defendant hidden yes but there's one thing that's been bothering me if the defendant really was hiding in this bag then from the outside of the bag I think it'd be possible from the tie that knot on the outside what that meant I wanna do it it's simple didn't you see I'm saying my client wasn't hiding that bag at all you're stuffed in there by this very witness as you can see by this doctor's analysis defendant had taken quite the beating I was in the bag he was unconscious the PCs absurd the witness was attempting to dispose of the body we left the defendant the bank knowing he'd drive by it on the way back to the bank when a witness and his partner passed the bag he convinced his partner to throw the bag in with the other what but why would he do that millions of Beggs money in that Bank the witness knew take a long time before the victim is found but unfortunately for the witness his victim woke up and tried to escape from the security he was arrested on a spot any witness thought everything was over at Wainwright certainly was an interesting trial however I am now ready to deliver my verdict I find the defendant Henry stickmin free that doesn't make any sense because it didn't play the game but I'm free baby free to steal diamonds wait now lamenting how is that lame those awesome I love Phoenix Wright is one of my favorite games at least the first two were but you know what I mean a little boring after a while anyway this is like the last thing cuz this gonna do for me oh and horribly that's what's gonna do drove right to the center of the earth I oh no I'm continuing crowbar headcrabs no headcrabs okay alright then well that's bad yeah I'm going so fast my hands are blurring and my pizza's gauze dude okay I won for me I went right there's good ha ok right was also still bad choice presenting me a choice that I know let's go to trial and error it over an Orion Zilla James let me quit how are they missing with that shotgun so close to me this is ridiculous oh go down time to stop apparently because get ready for what what am i doing what am i doing Oh shinobi duel oh come on quick it's a bunch of poopy ball I got do it all the god damn it I'm up bad for through this ah baby matrixed it up I caught one how what all right I'm not gonna try to understand physics in this game but this doesn't make any sense it's like the scene from V for Vendetta good the back in the ugly the back big back hey the Batman's ending that worked for me I guess what else was there that I could have done I think I got everything everybody I think I got everything also looks like the white balance went way off on my webcam but that's okay you probably don't even know what that means main site went yellow so thanks again everybody so much for watching I will play more of these games because as far as I know there's two more in the series as the bank won and then there's something that comes after stealing the diamond I don't know why I started where I did but hey it's what happened and I'll just live with my decision to the rest of my days take this with me to my grave and everyone's gonna remind me of it from days on end until I die so thanks again everybody for watching check out the other videos that I've done and as always I will see you in the next video [Music] I was hitting everywhere Oh

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 18,101,183

Rating: 4.9179034 out of 5

Keywords: Markiplier, Funny Moments, Funny Video, Gameplay, Escaping the Prison, Stealing the Diamond, Funny Game, Free Game

Id: KUSCkUZ21Uc

Length: 12min 45sec (765 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 11 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/FlashParadox]

I need more sciency from Mark

[u/DigbyMayor]

Mycaruba?