FAIL 24 TIMES!! | Stealing The Diamond

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to stealing the diamond the delightful and charming game that you're gonna enjoy no matter what so buckle up anyway this game came out a while ago and it involves stealing that diamond there and we have to come up with an ingenious way to do that twelve million dollars well haha my life's terrible so I might as well go for it alrighty then this game came out a while ago on Newgrounds of maybe everyone else on the Internet oh hello Plus stand or sneak in and I never really played it busting of course like a boss role in raise hell steal things what a scooter oh no please please stop them kick grammar jump oh ok Wow I'm off to a great start you gotta use the keyboard for oh ok fine then kick I didn't do me a lot of good I don't know that's wait what are the toys kik-kik grammar jump ha that awesome didn't work for me ok jumping off a speeding vehicle may not be the best idea well thanks game I don't know this I haven't played it yet Wow ok man now what do I do now they all seem to know I'm here no you gotta help me here Jagga click on this one a barely Lance [Music] oh gods oh man this game is still lightful this game is extremely highly reviewed wherever you go it's shockingly effective oh man now I don't know the other oh hello wait tokima I guess good yes nope they just happen arrested him whoa really yeah that's when I decided I should probably get a different job I figured that garden is much less dangerous than driving well then did I win oh I'm GTA now Oh geek oh god you can't give me I'm not ready I'm talking to my audience here okay so ranch I'm gonna work out great from the Wow but I don't have the time and ya idiot what are you doing alright well I don't have time to think things through Jamie give you a chance three stars it seems bad now god damn it sniper from tf2 your own adventure book I love it I'm spitting everywhere bubbles that everyone carries around especially for guys who have no job no other way to do with them to steal a diamond sir place your hands where I can see them I didn't think that through either yeah I'm alive maybe so where the hell am I gonna hock this giant I won the aggressive way yeah let's try the other ways this is so cool how am I gonna sell that thing there's no way anyone's gonna not know is that turn eqh diamond I'm just gonna hump it I'm just gonna hump it on this Beach nobody watch this please okay sneak in everybody be quiet I'm trying to be oh my goodness so many choices okay so these go up these go to the left this seems like it's gonna end horribly so let's try that first oh no I'm going back I didn't know getting points anti-gravity yes in a gravity cap not a belt not boots oh well space travel would be very efficient if we all had that teleporter ah it worked I think it worked you don't see anything goodness oh I forgot I'm not Captain Falcon Oh No oh wait no cap I love the half-hearted voice acting that they have in this thing Lee tranquilizer yeah it seems logical oh no I love his eyes this drifted steadily apart like [Music] I would use it correct well wait what happened it's hard to see when you're invisible what do you mean it's hard to see your eyes are right then the same plate that doesn't make any say you'd be totally fine everyone else would have a problem that's [ __ ] that's [ __ ] that's [ __ ] penny of course the low-tech Nene Wow foes that fast in the first block I wouldn't have drop straight in go for it bro all right I did think it was gonna work screw you wire probably the best upset I want to see what the portal gun would have done though hammer that was a good option how is that the good option okay whatever I don't get the logic on can yes oh no Anand No am i alive that seems like a maybe a solid baby cheese I don't know you put it as an option game how was I not supposed to try it blank Oh after that lady stopped and arrested him whoa really yeah okay snap neck like a badass hit you game I get you ha ha my neck well Dimond oh he is very dead oh he is so very dead I'm just gonna try the other route that is available to me which is the bottom route here going straight in this way shrink-ray oh yeah that was very dangerous oh I'm sure this won't end horrible I mean that cake and use the to escape and then I got fired pretty lame huh what there's no they wouldn't hear an explosion there's a freakin bomb right here I'm gonna use that oh they're itchy trigger fingers gun oh yeah why would it be loaded cuz I'm an idiot oh shut up I don't want to hear your story Oh Wayne why oh why this is Bhavani grande exhibit or the rest waitwhat them oh I see go now uh uh I don't know where I went in the world oh why didn't I walk well walking in might have been a bad idea pick your favorite game let's go half life love half life those are headcrabs for those that don't know super mushroom bloop bloop bloop can't be a bat everything can only turn out great doesn't even hurt somehow being bigger makes me immune to bullets [Music] I expected this all is just as logical as what was happening okay well all right then ouchies my dad better not be dead what is going on in this insane world somewhere in the Midwest center for chaos containment chaos control hey sir yeah might want to come look at this no I got like it I'm getting chaos readings at 1006 it's come from the museum oh my god yeah yeah nine yeah I'm leaving this decision after you go bro just hit one of those buttons to deal with this is a big situation - oh it is I get I get to move my big grotesque finger oh there's some divide by zero oh god yes okay anyway enough of me giggling like a fool yeah the new action Call of Duty reference what's the call of future reference oh well everything went green I don't think that normally happens therefore the mother also oh my goodness whatever the hell this thing is [Music] okay that seems to be just doing more chaos why was that a good option can I just grab the diamond please okay indecisiveness will get you killed sir yes thank you please move along oh my god that's so awesome I know this is just sick figures and all and it's supposed to be silly but this is it's really cool and well done I mean there's a lot of animators that came out of this whole online gaming era about I don't know four or five years ago I don't remember when this was released there's another game made by this guy there's a lot of games made by this guy then I might play if you guys look love this one I got the epic ending that's even better than the aggressive one obviously the undetected one is the most boring but all of you guys liked it there's a lot more stuff that I probably didn't explore that you guys can find out for yourself if you not played this game yet I highly recommend it there's a lot of unique deaths and items that I did not get to use so check it out in the description below and if you want to see more from this guy or games like this let me know in the comments below thanks again everybody so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next video [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 17,876,146

Rating: 4.9255953 out of 5

Keywords: markiplier, steal the diamond, diamond, game, gameplay, video games, playthrough, walkthrough, funny, stick figures, flash animation, flash game, online game, free game

Id: DGAV-s9Gwag

Length: 13min 25sec (805 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 08 2015

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