MISLED ZEPPELIN (i can't stop...) | Infiltrating The Airship

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to infiltrate the airship the next game in the line of games made by the same guys that made the other games like stealing the diamond and escaping the pretty wagon oh this is the worst intro ever anyway it's the next game in the series but in my quest to play them completely out of order I'm gonna play this one next and then if I have time at the end of it I'm gonna play breaking the bank - because I heard that one's really sure either way I'm just gonna play it I'm gonna get through this I'm we're all gonna be okay we're all gonna get through this together what are you alright there sir finally decided weaker me you've been quite elusive but your skills make you put the catch you'll be perfectly jab we've been having some issues with a group of thieves known as the top ad clan okay guilty you just can't pin them to any grunts you'll be going into the airship to bring down I don't need to remind you that we've got you on several charges tempting robbery breaking yourself out of prison even stealing tunisian diamond job we've got quite a lot of cancer so great in mood rebel charges against you whatever surely he would be bringing you close to the airship uh-huh is it to you uh-huh I know way to bring him down mmm-hmm okay but I thought I was already a free man because according to me in all the alternate universes that I did I oh oh so many choices cannonball I mean looking at the numbers Hugh what do you think oh yes let me have a look hahaha wait what oh I survived it holy crap I didn't think I would actually make that one yeah bring it on table Patti laser yeah how is my little orbital goal well okay we are I okay back to science here a laser doesn't have any mass well light does have mass but it's an insignificant amount of mass lasers don't cause thrust they don't let ion drive would cost for us but lasers wouldn't it's not okay okay how about the thruster I would understand if the thrusters gonna throw me back okay okay okay I'm gonna stop questioning the physics of these kids Wow oh you you smashed through the front window you can't smash into a little bit of a wall ah all right the chair yeah oh that's a comfy chair Oh dancer ball it's a sonic ball I just played Sally how do you see so I'm totally into the whole sonic whatever you got going on that one there oh I got a reflex we got to react ha oh I guess I didn't need to react ha ha ha ha ha I didn't know those doing don't judge me you can judge me this game cannot BAM I'm out of here baby you thought you'd get me I'm going huh yes yes oh god do I need to react please yes beans ha ha I had that I had that I gotta go back because I got to try out this other one because people got upset because they didn't get all of the fails and I want to give you all bow I am Bear one the world and what okay then that didn't make any sense how did I have those thrusters in me and O'Kane everybody you know whatever whatever I'm just gonna deal with this I'm gonna eat my can of beans and you are gonna do it I would never eat the beans yeah those helped ha ha all right never know when it's gonna take like the real physics router the wrong physics route I'm still Larry's butts down though metalbend rocket jump yeah that'll work out this one won't work of course okay that oh that one works God I'm trying to pick the failures here all right fine wait you got your finger I'm gonna Dirk here ha ha what Oh God really whoa no way suplex that train man deep dead yet what Wow huh this is a bunch of baloney techno trousers that's it that's from Wallace and Gromit Wallace and Gromit did that I remember that I remember the trouser from Wallace and Gromit they were great anyone watch Wallace and Gromit anymore all right I got to go back this is gonna get convoluted here because there's a lot of opportunities I need to try and I got lucky cuz I picked the right ones off the bat which is not usually how I go about things I try to fail first metal fist take my fist bruh oh I think it would have been cooler if you turned into a rhino now tell me huh well now I'll be right back anyway like I was saying how would I have turned into a rhino uh uh what some are not mentally prepared enough for alternate-dimension okay whatever you say bro activate the doors yeah hey we've all seen this before multiple times now for my series of failures go go my party friend go I don't know what it is about these games they're just delightful just adorably delightful metalbend Ben man metal what Oh like avatar Bend oh you're a bender Harry I don't think you know what you're talking about Gandalf hmm or are you Australian boosted I will get you on Oh earthbound well we went from final fantasy the earthbound that's awesome it's so awesome flash B flash B would just block oh man something got my god earthbound it's so cool oh oh show me memories oh no oh my god earthbound is one of my favorite games of all times I mean today multi bottle rocket hell yeah yes the bottle rockets always win god I loved earthbound so much I played it when I was a kid and it blew my mind even before I knew my mind could be blown Oh what do you got for me now glider jab blue beefed up I want to know what beefed-up is oh how did that happen that's not right jet boots I feel like these whoa well alright then I guess the sensible option would be the best one I was just assuming that jet boots would be made to standard what alright then hey it was very good very graceful I forget what I'm what am I trying to do about this I'm trying to like capture something to do with the tophat clan feeds my right-hand man I surrender the airship to you wait how do I do that do I have a choice again oh I do oh man it's so many choice tank love it how it is that didn't do it like I thought it do what they're alive Wow this document is to certify that Henry stickmin has been pardoned of all crimes prior to 2013 okey doke even good for Henry achieved the rank of relentless bounty hunter awesome but I didn't want to pick the winning one I wanted to pick the funny FAIL and i parachute here we go mmm-hmm is this is this parachute actually a parachute and better okay oh well butterfingers yeah you think I would have packed - all right missile I like the idea of missile on second thought that might not have been such a good idea well a lot of things weren't such a good idea oh and we're dead horribly dead big fall I'm sure Henry had a plan what is it rapidly promoted executive I like that achievement I mean who needs to be pardoned of all crimes when you could just be the crime this lovely anyway I got a start rag from beginning again there's so many options sticky hand wow that's okay is that worked zero-point energy of course yes yes what the hell man goddamn if you have that you need to do it right you [ __ ] ball and chain hey did you hear something over there why are you doing these things you idiot oh you're alive good yay that was quick lightning quick luck I didn't know that's what I was going for oh no no no no whoever is me I did it I did it your piece guess check check Charles thought I'd uh give you a heads up it's a guy down there a bad guy so uh yeah good luck thanks Charles I'm gonna knock oh come on look that's business than me see for how about that knock first blam oh you know when they blow stuff up they say take cover that's why you're very funny with all of your right and wrong physics ha ha that's horrible I'll give these a stick figure so go away pretty quickly wait what exactly are you sucking up there Bremen a ting something we can use to prove that they're criminals mm-hmm Oh point evaporation all right gentlemen we've been tasked with developing new weapons for the clan any ideas it's gonna think it yeah yeah ah transdimensional Iser sounds cool visit alternate dimensions with the flick of a switch it's super easy to use and gives awesome results I seem to recall traveling through a dimension earlier in this guy ah very clever with your dimensional joke there glue what am I get what why oh this is a terrible idea you do realize how much a solid-gold cannon would weigh doubt yeah dude we totally got enough power what do you think man well I'm still kind of new here so I'm not really sure what to say oh it works I totally didn't expect that to work at all record sign where it says records I'd probably be a good place to look right okay help you get across that gap Oh Robo helper right here comes wait you're gonna oh wait if you're gonna send it to me right then and there why didn't you before well that was easy I'm not intentionally picking the right choices again I'm trying to fail now I have to go back into two different varieties bone meltem melt his bones Oh God oh that's a horrible I pick the right choice again you got so many wrong choices now good god there's so many oh yeah I'm losing it I'm losing my mind go well that got is what what okay all right then oh oh yes I have to go back now I I don't want to continue any farther until I go back I just want to see this one again it's cuz it didn't expect it Oh God I I'm gonna get back to where I was okay here's the first thing I miss yeah look at him there hey yeah what what do you think you're doing ah right what are you doing here mate your wife's just gone into labor thank they escape pod behind you he'll take you right to the hospital good don't worry I'll tell the chief is okay alright now back to where I was going okay let's see what you got with the platform okay let me just put this thing in here for you Oh all these thoroughly horrifying tragic ways to die like gravity should be able to get you to float across great idea great idea so bad killing everybody we worry no oh this game is killing me I love it so much just get through there you stupid Robo tails god I bet enough of Sonic for one day okay let's see what else we got here I forgot there's so many that I missed mine control yes you are under my suggestion what what what did he do what the hell happened okay Gatling guy don't don't shoot me please oh wow hahaha everyone's dead everyone you're horrible hacked into their security system should be able to open the door from here okay come on and slam welcome to the gym is that really appropriate in this situation here mmm just melt his bones and be done Oh God sour ball okay spookier I'm gonna spook you good hello mr. spider Oh beautiful I love it hello is game say wait it looks like you can get around if you go through that air duct alright I've hacked into their power grid what do you want me to do whoa hey now make an animal noise it okay I don't understand what that means hey Sun is gonna do something if it repeated alright I don't need your help I just thought you needed some help is all hahahahaha heart instantly explode in chess um shut off the power that's Carl gonna shot the whole ship isn't it yep I knew it how did I know it I'm so smart yay ok let's just do the roll huh hey come on got it schedules are keep let's go let's go there's like more there's like twice as many animations in this one and there ever has been either that or I'm hunting them down a little better oh that's it it's a funny joke II overexposed all those photos no you don't Wow ok force gun hey there's a button on your earpiece should press it did I really just pick the right choice again Oh what what these could be a problem yeah it could be a problem but I think I did what I'm alive government supported private investigator okay then I have to retry that cuz merrily I'm really good at picking the water hey what are you doing there choppa what okay why is that coming them alright banana bomb worms joke worms revolution Joker pretty much any of the worms jokes I like it left counter-strike why would you walk into that your son's an idiot god you're so stupid all right so that's all of those for now back to the start because there's a whole nother avenue to go good golly BAM take that so many bomb bomb Iran that was it Oh am i dead wow I'm dead yeah I didn't have to swell it up all that much oh that was the right one I gotta go back again I'm too good at picking computer no no oh no man come on uh I'll lead your life away oh well all right then this guy's a true gamer at heart elevator I meant to go back to the other one to that one okay I guess I'm off to the hospital again goodbye everybody I need step back one joy buzzer joy concert what kind of joy buzzer we talk no not again why why is that tied to everything expanding foam how is this not gonna work it looks like it looks like the Helicarrier grew a little bit of a sac underneath him very good I just noticed this there's a key on the desk here am I supposed to pick that up look okay II get what does that mean I'll go in the vents now thank you oh yeah sucked in the vents there that looks important that looks bigger than the diamonite wait ah so I'm on the other side now teleporter that works so well okay worked a little too well I've gone to the plane of infinity well I'd better kill kay bye thanks you're so helpful magic pencil like from spans Bab it might end horribly Oh ended her bleed all right um leap sure okay what and my apologies everyone had to deploy some evasive maneuvers flock of ducks flew by I can't believe that worked oh hey guy hello again how's it going think you could let me out of here I have the key I get that was slightly erotic the way you did that but I don't care I'm gonna keep going wizard magic yes roll the one okay I'm gonna get back real quick stretch him what oh that's horrible Oh goddamn it I [ __ ] everything up area I hope that's back to where it was before if it's not then I'm screwed okay power glove the best oh it doesn't actually do anything does it okay thanks yeah you're great hack that would be the logical choice but okay well that didn't do it what are you doing oh oh okay let's breathe I thought Wade wrote this for a second paper eyes it oh no he became a stick figure what that actually works okay hi there goes that guard I guess it was a point to me unlocking him maybe claw pack gravity gun that one no uh shrinking and grow claw back shrinking grow well I guess that worked then no let's go No looks like he set off some sort of alarm vault what he's gone rogue all right dude Plan B : reinforcements move it Wow two choppers a what the hell oh that's not good is it wait if I was right there and I'm assuming that I'm in the middle of the fan why are they shooting pistols at each other shell power armor propane tank oh my god there's so many options Chao what why oh no no you presented it as an option all right I step back real quick Bob at what why why why oh it's not my Burt oh my god oh it's like the Banjo and Kazooie okay we're back now propane tank go oh wow what ha just exploded Hank Hill quote ah get a little tired are we power armor from fallout still dead oh you're alive what tell me that whoa uh and it just so happen to grow right then and there Wow no Wilson we've gotta get out of here I can't set up front doorstep we're not built to deal with this man go evacuate everyone I can take care of this oh do I have to choose really I have to choose this ah okay deep I don't know what these are dark energy blaster what Oh No oh fail what we made I didn't do that all right guys step back one more time because got try out what the umbrella does it kill me okay I thought it would all right there we go I'm dead now be right back oh let's try this again whatever the hell this is Elka laser Oh laser cut that's good might be bad what why do you explain that one what take her from nice patrick Star references good whatever while disc is scratched out gay gaben gayben Yap gave it no no ah oh no no prototype all right well yeah for me Wow okay those don't look nearly as cool as you think they do I was like in fact very stupid oh it's a sword arm okay well they're dead hey let's go to Ruby we rant about it we've got to retreat rust atomic plan will be history hello what really really really in the middle of the war zone in the middle of a battlefield right by a giant Ruby that couldn't be missed you'd take a leak all right what what is Ken let him go what yeah I did it pure blooded thief and that's all I am I think I got every single one of them did I miss any I don't think I did I did it I did it all right hey this went on a long time but that was so much fun I can't believe how much work went into that I mean I know the amp animations are simplistic animations but still that was really cool try for another fifty five total fails 54 unique fails I guess I did it I think but either way if I missed one maybe you can find it maybe deep down dug in there there's a few Easter eggs that you might enjoy so check them out play the game for yourself as always in the description below thank you again everybody so much for watching check out the other games in the series that I played I don't have time to play break into the bank but that'll just be a short video at another time so thanks again everybody and as always I will see you in the next video bye bye Wow hahaha and I know run up and right back to where I started it it's a light very detailed scenario so so in this lake house in upstate New York in the Catskills Catskills Catskills

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 28,339,474

Rating: 4.8999538 out of 5

Keywords: markiplier, funny moments, funny video, gameplay, funny game, animation, flash game, free game, infiltrating the airship, stealing the diamond, escaping the prison, funniest game ever

Id: kbFp2H7nYMk

Length: 29min 9sec (1749 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 13 2015

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