Share Your Craziest College Stories

what is the craziest thing you have witnessed while in college possibly nsw this didn't happen at my university but i saw it i was sort of seeing this guy who went to college a couple towns over and we were up late one night skyping i should mention that his mic wasn't working so we were webcoming but typing eventually we both fell asleep at the computer and when i woke up he was gone and there was on alcaps message saying gotta go hole on fire i tried calling his cell bill he wasn't picking up and i called the college bill the lines were full his webcam was still on i watched his dorm burn to the ground from the inside until his monitor melted scariest freaking night of my life he's fine but it turns out it was arson some sucker filled the elevator shaft all the way up with newspaper poured gasoline in and then lit it up i walked into the bathroom at a random party to find two naked guys in the shower pouring orange juice on themselves while a girl watched and laughed about a week later i met all three while i was out at dinner with one of their friends and they seemed fairly normal but said weird things like that happen when that honour study group hangs out i'd have ordered them some oj first year at uni in the uk i heard someone fall to their death outside my door i lived with nine other guys in halls of residence and a guy who was friends with some of them came over to house for dinner before a big night out on the town i didn't go out i was busy making music in my room then went to bed around one or two i wake up to the sound of people shouting and laughing outside in the foyer drunk people coming home normal enough i lie they're listening a bit then hear something which i assume is someone falling down the stairs but there's a thump a loud crack a girl screams then there's quiet slowly i hear voices start up again a low panic bubble of voices i got up and went out of my front door i lived on the third floor with one floor above me each hall opened onto the foyer with a large open space in the middle looking down onto the lobby on the ground floor i looked down and saw the guy who'd come over and eating dinner in my flat that evening lying on the ground floor blood pooling round his head he'd gone out gotten hugely drunk taken sammy and felt like the king of the world he'd gone to the top floor thinking he'd jump the five meter gap across to the railing of the floor below he hadn't made it and fell straight down to the ground floor i don't clearly remember what happened after that people were freaking out and someone had called 999 for an ambulance i remember going back into my kitchen with a couple of the people who'd been out and seen it happen my housemate pulled a lot of people in from the foyer to stop them staring in shock the guy didn't die right away he was in the aiku in the hospital for a few days even conscious and looking like he might pull through then he had a brain hemorrhage i can't even remember his name don't remember if i ever learned it in the first place my dorm room was the type where there was two rooms that connected and shared a bathroom my sweet mate was banging a girl late at night in the bathroom i could hear everything he says to the girl the code word for when i'm about to blow is jumanji five minutes later i hear him screaming like it's 1995 again jumanji ie jumanji iei from the on out i've lost endless hours of sleep from the word jumanji would have been weirder if you didn't hear the first part and woke up to jumanji and the sounds of climax we have this preacher who regularly comes on campus to condemn people to heck one day two girls decided to strip and run at the old man it was hilarious they the two got arrested and had to sit in the grass naked and handcuffed kinky crap it's stories like this that make me really miss college i was on campus once walking through the park and saw coyote running at full speed past me i looked up and see about 10 naked frat guys with sticks and pitchforks running after it not saying a word they were hired by the roadrunner a postdoctoral researcher at my college tried to kill a colleague with a katana an honest-to-god legitimate japanese katana the man was apparently into martial arts and had been in dispute with another gentleman over a woman during the confrontation he shouted something to the effect of you ruined my life he didn't succeed in killing his peer before he was subdued by police but his victim and an officer required hospitalization afterwards ramblin wreck i once visited my friend at university for the weekend during halloween a few years ago it was late at night and i was walking back to this girl's room as we walked by the common area i saw batman giving it to sailor moon from behind both of them still in full costume masks and all in the same vein i once saw the guy in a ninja costume being blown by snow white in the kitchen in the middle of a party underage at a bar turn around and a girl woman whips out a tit squeezes and lactates about 10 feet across the bar i didn't realize how fricked up that was till hours later till that's a thing the funniest thing happened to me in my first year i was an abnormal college student living in the dorms as i would actually typically get to bed before midnight and mostly always got a good night's sleep one night i woke up and couldn't get back to sleep so i decided to walk around the building i pushed the button to get on the elevator and when the doors opened i found that a whole talk show set had been built inside there was one guy sitting behind a desk wearing a full suit and there was one camera guy in the other corner filming they had a ton of props including a huge backdrop on the back wall of the elevator and a bunch of set decorations that made it look like the old late night with conan o'brien show evidently he did this once a week and would stay up all night in the elevator and would interview whatever guests happened to get on with him it became really popular by the end of the semester and he ended up having musical guests stand-up comedians and all kinds of different acts this was around 2004 and while it didn't predate youtube it predated nice digital video cameras i still have some of the old files they're pretty pixely and the sound isn't that great but if this gets upvoted enough i'll dig them up and post them to youtube if anyone wants to see i'll look through my old backup cds today and see if i can find them that actually sounds really cool you should definitely post those videos maybe even make your own thread and whatnot post world series riot saw someone who somehow got onto the roof of a dining hall attempt to crowd surf but the crowd did the ohek no parting of the season the dude free fall the 2.5 ish stories onto concrete then came the riot cops reminded me of streak night which usually ended up being a huge circle of people waiting for someone to start then a hippie chick from central would take her top off everyone would yell then the clippity cops would break the whole thing up clippety cop equals cop on a horse i was at my buddy's girlfriend's house she was having an acid party basically there were a couple of groups tripping and we all ended up there at the end of the day my buddy comes back from the bar with two girls he and one of the girls drops the other girl was too drunk for it to be responsible anyways drunky was really into my buddy he goes into the bathroom with the two girls to have her a more intimate setting the girl he was tripping with was an old friend and they wanted to have a heart to heart anyways the drunk girl rips down his pants and starts sucking his flaxseed on with all her might his friend just starts laughing and sits down in the bathtub cracking up at the site he yells at me hey kung pao chuck can you come over here i walk around the corner and see him leaning on the sink with this nonsense going down he just points down and says we got a bit of a situation here i start laughing and sit down with the girl in the bathtub to see how it would unfold my buddy getting his dong sucked was tripping too hard to really know what to do until he just gets annoyed and says a few words i am certain i will never hear again can you just stop sucking my dong for five minutes please yeah that is a sentence i doubt many will ever hear i had a friend who would casually call his grandmother to pick him up from parties but she would end up staying there for about 45 minutes getting drunk and making friends i also bought weed from a place called fat mamas who served all you can eat chicken and fries to be honest that sounds like an incredibly smart business plan in school i hung out with a good amount of football and basketball players we were at d3 school so these guys knew they weren't going anywhere by senior a few of them had started doing steroids and were freaking huge one night there's a party at a football house and one of the guys let's call him bob xgf shows up with another dude bob loses his crap but doesn't say anything to the girl or the guy instead he goes outside and picks up the lawnmower and throws it through the windshield of the new guy's sub he then proceeds to go upstairs to his bedroom punching a hole in the wall with every step he took the last few steps the punches went through two walls and into his roommate's bedroom so yeah he destroyed a windshield and put about 15 holes in his own wall and a few in his roommate's bedroom's wall bob was a bit crazy smoking bong loads in an apartment across the street from one of the main college bars when the swat team walks through the door unannounced scramble to cover the bong until the sniper walks in and says they don't give a freak about the bomb as he sets up at the window turns out there was a hostage situation at the bar barkley is a great freaking town saw a performance art piece at my liberal arts college where two guys dressed as mcdonald's employees were deep frying bacon in front of six tvs playing nothing but a loop of a woman chewing there was also house music blaring to provide more backstory it was the end of the semester and the new media department was having their exhibitions outside liberal arts colleges will make you do weird things kids it's art man upset i am late to this party but hopefully at least one person will enjoy the story i am about to tell it was my 8 a.m persuasive public speaking course freshman year a few weeks into the first semester we had to give a speech about ourselves and a moment that defined who we were everyone gave a basic speech talking about hobbies and a proud moment from their past except for one kid we will call him jay jay got up and started off his speech like everyone else hi my name is jay i am a sophomore majoring in but then all of a sudden he started ranting this rant went on for a few seconds about how he feared nothing and that led into a story about him and a friend at a park so i was at the park with my friend and he told me i was full of crap when i say i fear nothing i told him that i would prove it by falling flat on my face which is my greatest fear so i stood up spread my arms like jesus christ on the cross and fell flat on my face and in that moment he reenacted that scene from the park jay fell flat on his face without bracing himself on a hard tile floor he got up and he was bleeding profusely from his chin but he didn't stop his speech he just kept freaking going on so i got up and i told my friend that i don't freaking fear anything in that he was a little piece of crap for not believing any i don't fear crap you hear me i am feel as he is saying this all while blood is spilling all over his shirt the floor and the podium and then when the speech ended he just went back and sat in his seat he didn't do anything until the professor made him leave the classroom to get help for the massive gash that was on his chin i will never forget that day tl dr guy in class gives speech purposely falls flat on his face continues speech while bleeding profusely this happened at the university of kentucky so it wasn't a bottom rate university with crazy students not saying uk is top rate by any means the video is long gone maybe the professor saved if i can try to contact him and ask but has happened two years ago i transferred from that school after freshman year so i haven't seen the kid since then but my roommate from freshman year told me he still goes there and here is a shameless self-promotion of my twitter account at cough69 i'm a struggling comedian who makes jokes sometimes saw a girl protesting police brutality in the middle of our main building by getting naked in a rubbermaid tub filled with bullet shells and watered-down mace then she scrubbed herself and recited poetry even watered down mace laddiputs why good some guy freaking a girl in the butt in the kitchen of the apartment opposite hours with the lights on and in clear view of about 100 people i once saw a boy in the midst of an alcohol and coke rage literally rip a water fountain bubbler off the wall of our dorm building we had to evacuate because of flooding also there was a lunatic ripping fountains off walls halloween at asu arizona state most of the girls costumes were over the top hot but this one chick really outdid herself to put this in perspective i saw her in the cafeteria freshman i'm assuming casually walking around with her costume on her costume was a baseball jersey no pants no underwear complete butt showing as she walked and yes she was hot first month in college driving to get a taco around 2 a.m my roommate and i watch a jeep in front of us use a honda as a ramp as it boned and flipped over ejecting three stroke four occupants the people in the jeep were drinking and driving i saw them all and gave them comfort one of them had a roll bar smash their head i saw the brains and a pale dead face the other one was out cold paralyzed choking on blood he flew onto some poor family's front porch i will never forget the look on their faces when they opened their door to see this disaster on their front lawn rocks the other occupant had a severed foot and was also out cold the fourth was upside down in the jeep still in his seat belt only a broken collarbone drinking and driving welcome to college be safe also wear your goddamn seatbelt we have a common toilet at my uni last halloween i went in to do a pee only to find a guy dressed a snow white freaking a girl dressed as a s piglet childhood well confused at my first college party my freshman year the cops showed up at the frat house we were at everyone started running and scrambling to get away when one kid somehow managed to get one of his testicles impaled on one of the iron bars on the backyard gate he screamed and kept running and after the cops left we found a scrap of his pants and yes a chunk of his testicle stuck on the tip of the bar i never found out what happened to that poor kid but i'm guessing he's not nuts about frat parties was wandering in the forests behind the dorms with three other buddies after a night of heavy drinking and stumbled upon a cow moose and her baby like 20 featuring a way down the path i have never been that scared in my entire life and never thought i could run that fast through trees and shrubs and branches moose are huge and terrifying it's not moose silly it's mese so three things i witnessed at this party last year kinda blew my mind this was a huge party there was probably about 300 400 people between the people inside and the people outside as usual everyone is trying to cram into the garage for the dj and this is a three-door garage basement combo it is completely packed inside flowing out a good 30 featuring into their driveway all full of people shoulder to shoulder trying to get in i knew the kids who lived there and was let in through the front yada yada about one hour later my friend tells one of the house owners yo man you gotta come to the basement this girl is just blowing this guy in the corner we just sat there and said what the house owners and company forced their way downstairs and lo and behold this girl is straight up blowing this kid in the corner of the dance floor we didn't want to stop her because we were afraid the kid might blow his load at any minute so we let it continue said frickit and went back upstairs same party it gets broken up around 12 by the police in helping clear out the party i discovered a couple freaking in a tree literally in a tree told them to finish up and get out also i watched this kid probably six feet eight 250 pounds rip a tree about four feet tall out of the ground and carry it home yep college at a fraternity party there was an old alumni around 60 years old doing a keg stand two girls came up to him and asked if he wanted to motorboat them he smiled and said sorry to disappoint ladies but i'm married flashed his ring and disappeared into the night classy mother sucker plus one for respecting the sanctity of marriage but still knowing how to party hard not my story but awesome and in college has that guy who graduated like 10 years before but just couldn't give up the life big house party early in the year lots of freshmen cops show clear out the house line everyone out in the yard for ids said grad runs full bore out the front door with a fire extinguisher over his head empties it all around the yard and screams ninja vanish dust clears and all the kids are gone cops let him go with a warning because they couldn't stop laughing my new hero walked into a theater party to see a girl but naked do a line of coke off a guy's dong i'm dead serious you can't make this crap up there was a group of students that attempted to found a religion and declare one of the dorm buildings a sovereign nation it got far enough that the u.s military had been contacted with an offer to set up a military base in exchange for beer and their finest of meats and cheeses they d indeed get a response well no crap freshman year there was the kid who lived in the dorm next to mine who was pretty quiet and didn't really do too much he would butt into conversations during the floor meetings trying to be funny but it was usually painfully awkward two weeks into school i come back to my floor with a group of cops by my door to find out this kid had been leaving notes talking about suicide and killing people around campus and he was kicked the frick out last year we had a nintendo themed birthday party for a friend and crap was out of control multiple people got taken to the hospital for alcohol poisoning i was about three hours into an acid trip when it started to pour rain and the host my good friend decides to bust out a slip and slide not too many people joined in until some girl dressed as princess peach decides to strip down naked and go for it tl dr freshman neighbor got kicked out for leaving suicide notes and i saw princess peach do a naked slip and slide while i was on acid i did not expect the outcome of that mario party when i was 18 i was at a party and was asked to hold a guy up inside a shower as his buddies ran a tube down this guy's throat and filled his stomach with water from the show ahead he was very unconscious and had apparently overdosed on something he puked everywhere and they put him on his side i left very traumatized and shaken he was fine the next day it terrifies the crap out of me to think back about what would have happened to us all if that kid would have died i was a dumb kid tl doctor homemade stomach pump for a kid that overdosed at a party good thing it went into his stomach and not his trickier yikes vichy riot smell of death after a kid living in the room above mine killed himself and wasn't found for nine days dude smashing his head in a running fan for one dollar getting freaking attacked by romeo and juliet swans and not being able to do anything about it because they were protected by the school lancelot and elaine i forgot their names after seven years of being away from isu freshman year i was walking to the party house district and saw a huge crowd on the road just off the main strip of bars in the middle of the crowd was a pool of jello with two topless chicks wrestling about 10 seconds after i realized what was happening the cops showed up several hundred people sprinting away while these two poor girls struggled to climb out of a kiddie pool in the middle of the road was a sight i will never forget senior year someone had thrown a bunch of mattresses and a sofa away across the street from another party house i attended a drunk idiot got the idea to light the pile on fire in the middle of a drought if you never realized how fast a fire can get out of control just start an unprotected bonfire on a residential street next to a dead tree thankfully the fire department showed up almost immediately all the blaze would have torn up the yard and most of the block the tree was almost completely on fire when they showed up and they had to prop it up so the neighbors wouldn't have a flaming elm falling into their kitchen tl doctor topless wrestling and mattress fire my house had a birthday party for my roommates 21st one of our roommates was a year below us so he and all of his friends who were over were under 21. my roommate whose birthday it was let's call him tim tended to be an angry drunk so he really didn't like it when the younger people at the party were disrespecting him in his own house what was even worse was when one of the younger guys puked at the bottom of the stairs to our front door he couldn't get outside cause the door locked with a key from the inside and we never used the front door this kid passed out in a chair in the middle of the room sometime after midnight while everyone else was out of the bars when tim got back to the house completely blackout drunk he saw this kid who he couldn't stand passed out with his head hanging over the back of a chair in the middle of a room this kids who puked at the bottom of the stairs but naturally he decided he needed to put his balls on this kid's face he dropped trout down to his ankles and covering his shaft to keep it respectable just plopped his balls on the kid's forehead when this kid happened to wake up probably from all of the people standing around laughing or trying to convince tim to stop so this kid balls on nearly on his head did what anyone waking up surrounded by people would do and started flailing his arms and legs this resulted in tim being knocked off balance and him tripping backwards this wouldn't be a problem if he was standing basically at the top of the stairs with his pants all the way down at his ankles he rolled all the way down the flights of stairs landing at the puddle of the passed out kids puke at the bottom tim's other friend and brother pulled him up stripped him naked and put him eye in the shower tl dr kid pukes other kid tries to put balls on said kid's face the definition of karma ensues if you are new to the channel you can subscribe i publish new videos every day until then check another video bye for now

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Published: Sat Sep 12 2020