Schulz reacts: Jon Stewart EMBARRASSES Stephen Colbert on Lab Leak Theory | Flagrant 2

let's talk about someone who's always been the goat of the uh i don't even want to talk about late night talk show because it wasn't that but like the go political commentary comedian legit like i think changed like political comedy he changed comedy changed comedy in general kind of for the worse even though he's so great yeah because the he people weren't as good as him yeah so the only way they could get that reaction is if they started pandering yeah but he was so good that he could say how he felt in a way where at times both sides would really enjoy it also the way you felt was just better the way he felt was better yeah he was a more moderate guy this is a very pretty not liberal take for this this is a conspiracy theorist yes three months ago he's a conspiracy theorist yeah he's queuing on three months ago if he says this he is donald trump three months ago he says this jon stewart is on stephen colbert uh yeah stephen cook bears late night show and uh stephen colbert who was on his way to goat status when he was in his heyday with the colbert show and completely sold out to be a corporate chill uh one note guy now he just has trump as bad and now without trump being there i don't even know what he talks about i know he hasn't somehow he's still apparently number one yeah but like number one of the shows that nobody watches you know what i mean yeah it's quite easy to be um so here's the thing this guy goes on he's on the show he knows colbert's opinions yeah he's on cbs the channel's opinions right and he goes out there and he drops this play this i think we owe a great debt of gratitude to science science has in many ways helped ease uh the suffering of this pandemic uh which was more than likely caused by science well there's like huh what do i do hold on and that's kind of all of it no no no no no no no no no no listen listen uh it's coffee i wouldn't do that too i'll do that to you there's a chance that this was created in a lab there's an investigation a chance oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] i i i i i'd love to hear that there's a novel respiratory coronavirus overtaking wuhan china what do we do oh you know who we could ask the wuhan novel respiratory coronavirus lab the disease is the same name as the lab that's just that's just a little too weird don't you think and then the natural scientists are like how did this so wait a minute you work at the wuhan respiratory coronavirus lab how did this happen and they're like a pangolin kiss the term let me see your business card show me the business card oh i work at the corona virus lab in woohan oh because there's a coronavirus lucy ruin how did that happen maybe a bat flew into the cloaca of a turkey and let it sneeze into my chili and now we all have corona like come on okay okay wait a second all right up oh my god there's been an outbreak of chocolatey goodness near hershey pennsylvania what do you think happened like oh i don't know maybe a steam shovel made it with a cocoa bean or it's the chocolate factory maybe that's it [ __ ] hero dog [ __ ] hero and he's not just the goat for having this opinion which is absolutely great and and saying it in a way which is so digestible yeah he's the go for doing it on that platform yeah he knew exactly what the [ __ ] he was doing he knew exactly the the the type of opinions that are are spewed on colbert's show yeah and he went on there and he specifically did it and it goes [ __ ] viral and it's exactly how we all feel and it's just [ __ ] great yeah the other thing that i wonder is that i bet him and colbert have a prior relationship they did yeah they put colbert they're boys for mad long yeah he gave coaches he also knows colbert as like probably just as a comic like yo if the cameras aren't on like we'd be busting balls about this like you and me bear's not a comic he's an improv guy but i bet you if he's behind closed doors like they're making mad jokes they're willing to like joke about this kind of [ __ ] and then he goes on his show to his face and colbert said are you really doing this yes are you doing the thing that we would do off camera yeah on my show right now yes and i think that is where he catches them that's what's so great about it it's like i don't think colbert is like a complete cuck i think that he's a comic and like it likes to make jokes but when the camera's on he buttons up because he wants to still be accepted by like the corporate oh yeah yeah yeah yeah like i bet jimmy kimmel's an amazing hank oh yeah exactly how do we know pasta dinners and [ __ ] like that he's gonna be busting balls telling great stories yeah but you get paid a certain amount of money and you bend over yeah right and who's to say like it's easy for us to say right here with no offers of 100 million dollars then we're not going to bend over yeah but then when that 100 million dollars is in front of you oh my god yeah the floor looks pretty good when you're closer to it that's pretty awesome look how amazing this [ __ ] floor is let me grab my ankles wow my hands fit perfectly around my ankles right but the fact that i agree with you right there he started having that person-to-person conversation with him but what's interesting about john is john knows the game yeah john been to the game for a while he knows some [ __ ] that are fake on air and real off air yeah and he had a real offer conversation with a [ __ ] that is currently fake on air and i love that he did it he threw his boy under the bus he really threw his boy under the bus i think he threw him under the bus i think he gives him the warning that he's gonna do this and he knows that steven has to act like hey don't do this you can't do this like it's not okay for the network interesting so it's like now steve he's good yeah he can't get in trouble because he's acting surprised as if he didn't know he's gonna but i don't think you would do to see your boy the only pushback i would give you is it looks like colbert is trying to cut him off yeah and he raised his voice talks over him and goes listen listen listen listen so and maybe that's just colbert not knowing that that john's in the middle of a bit and you just gotta [ __ ] go along for the ride but it does look like he's trying to at least interrupt maybe not stop it but interrupt so i don't know if they had prior conversation but maybe john said something like yo i'm gonna go for it just yeah that's right i think that's right yeah yeah and the other amazing part is that the audience is all cold bears audience like both on youtube but also live in the studio yeah and then he's getting applause breaks from colbert's audience who i imagine to be like you know pretty buttoned up with pc yes but those people also love john like if you're part of the woke like if you're part of the woke brigade you probably john is like grandfathered in it's only godfather yeah it's like it's almost like you know like don rickles could say whatever he wants yeah and it's okay right it's like maybe john wasn't as woke as the woke people are now but you look at him and go yo man he started it he started having these conversations right even though he did not start wokeness but he was maybe the first person that they saw on a nightly show that was uh they were saying some of the opinions that they now share that have kind of evolved into something crazy i'm just saying i think that these people still got love for john and he's kind of unimpeded he was calling out fox news before [ __ ] were even doing it right yeah so they have some mutual funds yeah and he is kind of unimpeachable in that like we don't see a lot of fraudulence with him like we i remember when he walked away from the daily show saying he was like yeah i would love to finally spend some time with my family that would be nice that's the most [ __ ] thing for most people yeah they go take a break for a year and then come back jon stewart has been gone for what seven years now he's coming back he's coming back now eight years a long hiatus to take yeah yeah yeah but he's still got it though he's still got it dude i mean think about it it's just the beauty of comedy is sometimes you just need to be like you just need to to be right about how you feel all right guys we're gonna take a break from this exclusive patreon clip because i gotta make sure your peckers are working to their fullest potential i care about your pecker and you should too make sure it's hard okay make sure it's durable and you're gonna do that with blue chew because that's the one that we use same active ingredients it's inside viagra sea house but this is the chew and we do not [ __ ] around with anything else and you can get it for free yeah you can get it for free all you gotta do is pay five dollars shipping and you're gonna get the hardest dick of your life you're gonna get the greatest gift you can get your wife your side chick your girlfriend the girl that you want to leave a 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jokes are right there yeah the joke is right there there's a wuhan lab about there's wuhan coronavirus lab in wuwon right sorry there's a coronavirus lab in wuhan yeah i thought it was working on other things but the fact is just working on coronaviruses if that's the case it was just working on coronaviruses i mean it's unbelievable that you could not think this this would get you kicked off facebook back in the day yeah this will get you kicked off twitter this was labeled a conspiracy theorist and he came out he was just like there's a corona virus lab in this one [ __ ] town where the coronavirus is spreading crazy yeah we're not gonna knock on the door and at least ask him yeah if this is where it came from yeah bat is the best we got and we're so [ __ ] racist against chinese people we're sitting around like nah they're doing it probably yeah probably better than the back market they got a wet market that's more likely than some [ __ ] would get out of the lab that's named after yeah and it's named after there's the coronavirus lab and chronovirus could get out yeah but we're like they eat anything yeah and viruses could come from bats when did they come from [ __ ] bats i've never heard of one you know what i'm saying it's just [ __ ] unbelievable i'm telling you it's like the chappelle thing whether we just believe aids came from a monkey and then he was the one guy that we that is a comic was like word a monkey and everybody's like yeah that's a good ass point hi hates from a monkey somebody's [ __ ] monkeys and then humans yeah what what yeah we just buy it we just like yeah no sure that's what people are telling us i wonder though does this bit work because it's jon stewart this is i was going to make a points that go ahead like like if if the bit is objectively so good but because of the like topic and like the time and the everything else he's able to get away with it and i've even seen people on the internet they're like oh like this is misinformation like i can't believe the daily show would let this happen or colbert let this happen but i still love jon stewart he gets away with it within a certain um population that maybe gives pushback to any ideas that aren't consistent with their own because he's jon stewart but the general consensus about this bit is people are gonna find it hilarious right and left the extremes the extreme right might [ __ ] love it but the extreme left might give some pushback this misinformation why would he do this is dangerous but most right and left people are like yo it's probably a [ __ ] leak the virus is probably man-made and i was gonna say one thing to call out some conservatives i saw a lot of conservatives whining like we've been saying this forever and now jon stewart says it and you celebrate you or you should be so [ __ ] grateful that a guy with the credibility from the left is saying it now your [ __ ] means something because instead of just being a one time like a one uh one opinion guy somebody who's nuanced and typically on the left wing side of things says nah man this [ __ ] is man-made now all the people who are moderate or are moderately left-landing are like yo yes she might be mma yeah he's getting your message out there no other messenger could do it you need a guy like him to do it if it's so interesting it's like if you just have balls and say how you feel generally it works out yeah if you feel it the problem is just saying things to be absurd and ridiculous and when that backfires you go oh it's just being absurd and ridiculous and then people go well you being absurd and ridiculous hurt people right right and then you go well but if you actually believe something and someone gives you pushback you're like nah i still believe it yeah you know it's it's almost like if you're religious in how you feel right there's really nothing that people can do to take it away from you this is how you feel yeah he feels feel strongly that the coronavirus came from a lab in wuhan that specifies in specific specializes specializes in coronavirus yeah that's pretty easy to believe yeah and when you lay it out there like that what pushback you gonna give well the tie to religion he's also not fanatical on one side or the other nah be fanatical about how you feel wherever your feelings lie it doesn't matter but be fanatical about how you feel i do think it's if you're consistently fanatical on one side and just people are like yeah it's just he just always is about that no it's more profitable and that's why they do it you know you think that's not authentic exactly because you're not fanatical about how you feel you're fanatical about what the side is and there are these people that have their shows their late night shows and uh i think the reason why trevor's version of that show doesn't work as well as john's is because he's just going here are my points of view and they are consistent with whatever the left believes and i'm gonna feed them that and that does work and it works for fox news fox news like this is what the right believes i'm gonna feed them that right carlson tucker carlson same exact [ __ ] right when you're willing to just talk about your gut you're going to get way more criticism because every single time you speak half the people you're going to piss off but eventually people believe you and when they believe you they go oh he's not playing aside he's not trying to make me look stupid or make me feel like an idiot this is how he actually feels and deep down if i'm being honest with myself it's kind of how i feel it's very rare that people are woke in groups of three talking yeah people people get woke in groups of 300 people get woke when there's an audience people get woke when you're when there's a fight during the lunch period that's funny you know what i wonder what the function of that is like as group size group size increases wokeness goes up or extremism goes up and whatever your political beliefs are but in groups of three people five people even the most woke [ __ ] in the world nobody's going uh i feel uncomfortable with you saying that they just laugh and it jokes now what if like because this got so much praise all over the internet yeah what if you were like a right-wing comedian like what if you were like even like not even necessarily like community like tucker carlson or like stephen crowder if they like they're more conservative if they do this exact same riff like word for word on their show and it gets shared around do does like liberal twitter or like any lefties anywhere do they like it or do they just i don't think so and i think oh it's just conspiratorial to his point about uh to my point about him like just calling out both sides and having equity built into his point about he believes what he says tucker carlson is just trying to make money a lot of these right-wing people just you're just trying to make money you're always on one side of it oh here you are being on this side of it again john stewart has been fanatical in what he believes i will call out the right i will call it the left sometimes too if i don't agree with them i tend to agree with them more but i'll call them out when i don't i'll call it i'll call it obama here and there so for that guy to call out something that's kind of left-wing when he's left-leaning you're like oh [ __ ] this means something yeah what up people you just watched a clip from our weekly patreon episode you can support the flagrancy you can support this unapologetic unfiltered uncensored content that we drop weekly on our patreon at patreon.com flagrant2 you want to go join you should because it's a top 10 patreon in the [ __ ] world that's right for a good reason go check out why at patreon.comflagrant2 all right peace you

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Published: Fri Jun 18 2021