Chris Hansen Exposes Billionaire Pedo Worse Than Epstein | Flagrant 2 w/ Andrew Schulz &Akaash Singh

he was a guy walked in naked into fort myers the speed limit is reduced in school zones should pedophiles be forced to drive faster stem cell research as an effort to rely on the fountain of youth you have eight emmys but emmy is a young girl's name do you feel conflicted when are you going to investigate the judges on toddlers and tiara pepperoni pizza what's up everybody welcome to uh flagrant 2. that's your boy schulte i got akash sang in the building alex media mark gagnon hello the truffle and a very special guest okay i need to um i need to give you all the credit that you deserve here very very special guest uh eight time emmy award winner thank you thank you flap that up uh the preeminent pedophile hunter of the world i would say yeah host of one of the most iconic shows in history to catch a predator tick tock's worst nightmare wow taking them down we have chris hanson hey welcome to the show welcome to flavor 2. uh i have a question for you we have to start off with this are you alive i am alive i heard rumors of my death a la alex jones but i'm here to tell you i am alone we had another credible journalist here last week alex jones and uh he said that you were dead you got uh blown up in a car crash or something like that i've come close a few times getting blown up but really what happened not seriously well just you know a couple close calls here and there flying or being overseas or doing different stories i want to know about this i thought we were going to talk about kid diddling but this is really it i mean you almost got blown up overseas no it's i guess more in the bigger picture of things you know i always worry about you know some of the assignments we've had in india or china or west africa yeah yeah i'm scared to go in india and it's it's it's a lovely place but you you never know and what worries me mostly honestly is it's getting into an auto accident we literally were in india doing a story on uh human drug trials and we took the recipe for a banned drug in the united states linked to heart attacks and strokes and we got a company to make it in india showing a gap in the safety net for pharmaceuticals right united states so we're coming back from this very intense day where we were undercover at a pharmaceutical testing company yeah i exposed the fact that we weren't really businessmen that we were journalists i was chris hanson and they detained us for six hours and it all rolled into the local police station we finally got it all done it was very tense and all we want to do is get back to the hotel and on the way back the driver wasn't paying attention and drove the suv up onto a median like one of those skinny meetings oh [ __ ] yeah we're in uh near omnibot in the state of gujarat and so it was teetering like this [Laughter] birthplace of god is that right so the car is teetering like this yeah he can't get it off now the other truck has gone ahead of us so now we're there in a small village how many people were riding on top of the car nobody was on top of the car was just us but the entire community came out to try to get the suv off of the median and then the police officer came out with the stick and was beating the people trying to help us yeah that sticks and so finally we tried to get you know the lead car and they came back and got us and we were never so happy to get a cold uh yeah cold beer when we got now you got a restaurant in india though right we were detained by security at this company and we talked our way into resolving it at the police station okay did you have to we did not little brother you did not this it would be way quicker yeah anyway we you know 12 years to his to his credit the inspector of the local police uh precinct said why are you here yeah there's no law against these guys using hidden cameras and everybody kind of shrugged their heads and they didn't know that we had all the hidden cameras they just knew that we had taken cameras out right videotape the confrontation so we said we'll share we'll give you copies so you know that we do the proper honest thing with it and we couldn't get out of the country fast enough so we were gone after that when you watch like prank shows is that just not exciting like the stakes too low like like oh his girlfriend was watching funny a funny prank show with david spade once okay on his uh his little comedy show and it was double no no no no no i don't know i knew you had no respect for these people i don't know i have a huge respect they have huge respect for david spade and all the shows and enjoy doing that because most of the stuff i do is you know quite dark and serious so when i can yeah have a little fun and show us into your makeup so it was a double reverse so they had the ruse was this double reverse this poor guy was told that he was going to out this girl who was catfishing online right so they send him in with a backpack and he's supposed to confront this young woman who's scamming all these guys so he comes in to do that she says i'll be right back a lot to catch a predator and i walk out and i said i have his heat right over there what are you doing here he said well no they the producer sent me in here you just walked out of that show into my show and this guy is just he doesn't know what to do that's what you're right he's coming after me because he thinks he's trapped now and i almost get in a fist fight but it was and finally i said look you know this is uh i got a great prank for you you just got to be the host at a restaurant welcome to applebee's yeah [Laughter] be 100 fine that's fine you heard about all this rumors like pedophilia really took off once you you were the guy well i think in terms of like mainstream like we were all watching it we were watching you but then the internet took hold of becoming you know chris hanson right they also talked to pedophilia what what the winklevoss twins would have been yeah i wish i had gotten into that one of the kids um yeah i think look we got into something that we knew was an issue we had heard the anecdotal stories that were very disturbing kids getting hurt yeah but until we actually infiltrated it in the way that we did using enterprising techniques um people didn't really get it and we you know my mantra has always been in whatever story that i'm doing whatever show is to take people on a journey of discovery see things they wouldn't normally see and hear things they wouldn't normally uh hear and that's what we did and believe it or not it was 17 years ago last month that we did the first predator investigation mind-boggling were you [ __ ] your parents absolutely every time i'd watch right because i went back to youtube and i watched a bunch of these i knew you were coming on today and i was like i just got to understand what this show was and the shows would be like an hour long right yeah typically it started as a segment on dateline then it grew into it to its own thing right so i watched an hour of it the segments are like seven minutes right i mean you must have caught like 10 000 pedophiles or something like that like i was baffled how many pedophiles they were were you worried you were going to run out 400 no here's the thing i don't think so imagine this there's a lot of pedophiles i know i thought about that i was like yo it's job security yeah yeah yeah when you think about job security it's like pokemon he's got to catch them all he is they were pokemon in the beginning we merely had decoys posing as children yeah in chat rooms on aol and young who casted those were you looking that's the stuff that's the question i had like can i have a seat with you maybe like why are you know what 15 year old hotties an online watchdog group called preferred adjusted yeah and before we got involved right that group would merely go online and when they had somebody set up a date for sex with the child they would post their picture and their identity on their website and i found out about it i said well wouldn't it be interesting if we could use our ability to wire a house with hidden cameras and microphones and combine that with perverted justice's ability to you know go online posing as children and i'm driving out to the first location you know in 2004 in bethpage long island and i'm thinking geez what if nobody shows up what if i've just wasted tens of thousands of dollars of the network's money and with that the producer calls said where the hell are you two guys are getting ready to show up in 45 minutes and so we get there and it was you know that's the guys hold on that's what you were worried about that they wouldn't show up yes what yeah they're gonna stab you or something like that like well that came later yeah once they did show up then you you shift your focus to you know the next most important you know thing but but i you know i i mean was i really worried i wasn't gonna get fired or anything but it you know it was all built on the premise of yeah people were going to show up but yeah and have something to to show to expose to yeah use as an example to teach people about the dangers online yeah and in two and a half days in that first investigation 17 guys showed up oh yeah it was like a jordan drop but it was it's interesting yeah you know we do this podcast predators i've caught so i go back and look at the previous cases yeah and to relive them unbelievable to watch these things and go back and figure out where these guys are and what's happened to them since then it's it it just takes me right back to that so what was interesting about the first couple episodes i was uh listening to another uh uh podcast or something you said you didn't arrest them no cops yeah what an unsatisfying ending well that's why that's why we changed up so in the first two investigations we just went out and did it and now the law enforcement in those communities did make some prosecutions after the fact but it was after that second investigation outside of washington dc and heard in virginia that we were contacted by the riverside county sheriff's department yeah they said well we'd like to partner and and parallel with you and i and i took some heat for that from the traditional you know journalism community for working too closely with police but i was willing to take that heat because i thought it was the only socially responsible yeah yeah [ __ ] journalists have their rules his [ __ ] rules are out the window i don't know maybe and trap them i like that they were coming from and but i did take some heat for it and also from just a pure television production standpoint it was very unsatisfying as you just said yeah to watch these guys come in me you know knock them around and interrogate them and then just have them walk down the street twirling an umbrella i mean what's up with that now there's a couple episodes that i was watching one is it is it's dark i mean i'm pretty dark in terms of my sense of humor so it made me laugh okay good please tell me it's the same one this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen happen on tv is when the guy started eating pizza oh my god god dude i don't know how you didn't laugh when the guy goes do you want a slice i'm good i'm good thank you i'm good yeah you have a straight face i would have first of all number one i would have absolutely taken a slice because that pizza had to be so [ __ ] good that that guy knew his life was over and he still took a bite of that pizza i bet i know where that pizza was from where is it i made pizza imagine no it's connecticut it was planet pizza wow did you go back were you like i got to see what this is like no he's on keto it's a chain in fact my oldest son um was working on that as one of the camera operators and uh he works in the business and um he wanted assam get some pizza the predator did jeff silkel yeah from boston to meet his 13 year old uh girl soon-to-be wife he had a marriage kind of yeah yeah so i yell over to my son chase he said what's what's the best pizza place you know right he said well send them to planet great so we sent him and so the fairfield police were right there watching him go in get the pizza come out so we knew okay he's eight minutes away and here comes jeff sokol with the pizza and he was among the creepier wow yeah it was unbelievable like unfazed by all of that yeah and i'm sure some of it was you know what apparently i got caught but i mean still the balls of this guy to not know who you are as a pedophile is disrespectful how [ __ ] arrogant are you that you're out here trying to [ __ ] kids and you don't even think about this guy yeah did he have you a little convinced that like he might be able to get off no not when he took the bite of the pizza and the cheese was all fallen but he made sure to scoop up the cheese for the bite he was just buying time you think that's what it was he had me convinced almost like if i was in your position i'd be like maybe we got the wrong guy this guy's eating i can't even eat before i do stand up this guy's going to prison for 20 years he was a piece of work you know and then in his car they found the marriage contract that he had and a viagra that you described quite funny yeah yeah you didn't say viagra like there's a there's a pill in the car that you might have to go to the doctor if you erect more than four hours are you on are you on any of the performance enhancements not at the moment not at the moment thank god just coffee yeah yeah we're big supporters of the peds sure yeah yeah big big big time on this show that's a good sponsor to him it is one of those people we're going to take a break for a second yeah there's another episode where you don't watch it doesn't take a break okay so you have all these like moments with these people what i was shocked about when i went back to watch is one how obedient they are when they see you and i'm curious they meaning the like a pedophile right so it's like or the predators right so when they first see you there's a couple things that look to be going through their mind one is oh is this a gang bang or something like that like they don't immediately go are you the dad they're like who are you but they're not terrified and run out they're kind of calm well they're stunned some freak out some obviously especially in the beginning thought i was either a cop or the mad father and then as we moved into the second third fourth investigation it became clear that they knew who i was right from the get-go immediately and we had a guy for instance in new jersey on the shore in manilowkin who said oh you're chris hansen and i said how did you know that because i watch the shows all the time when i miss him i watch him on the internet oh god so do you even understand the trouble that you just walked into yeah and he was happy to be on the show do you think some of them want to get caught and that's why they're there i think some are relieved you know we um revisited a case from ohio a fellow who's a teacher uh in his mid-20s who came in and um you know it took a while to get him to fess up and i think he knew who i was right from the get-go he had seen some of the shows uh and obviously teachers talk about this show in in in school and um he finally breaks and you can see this moment where he caves and he said you know i kept online doing these chats and i knew they're racy i knew they were sometimes inappropriate and i got older and the people with whom i was chatting stayed the same or got younger i just didn't get out when i should have gotten out and i think you know people always say what do these guys have in common and the answer is white they don't understand well there's that that's true yeah no there was they don't they don't stand out of a crowd it could be the guy yeah they look kind of yeah you know dry cleaning line on a saturday morning yeah from all walks of life quick funny and go you know you said they're all white there was an indian guy on there once and my mom called me and she was like there was an indian on the catcher predator you need to be careful online and i was like what are you what are you doing naked into fort myers he walked in naked naked to your into the sting house so you saw him was he was oh yeah it's hard to miss i mean this guy comes in so we're in the back room we're in this you know huge you thinking you're going to surprise him if you walk out like what the [ __ ] i need to take a seat you know the different decoys play different sorts of roles yeah some are very conservative and shy some are a little bit racy but not you know they always follow the protocol just just to clarify the decoy you want to explain to the people the decoy is actually an adult they hire an adult who is online like posing as a child like a local actor usually sometimes well there's two sets of decoys so they're the ones who are online doing the work right and then they're the ones who are on site yeah so typically the ones on site are as you say kids who are 19 20 21 years old who look younger who are police cadets or you know college students in theater can we just say one thing sure if um you pull into a house to meet a girl and she's just doing laundry it's over like that's before before you if there's tea right on the counter and there's laundry you just gotta you got to turn around i mean you got to go to jail obviously i don't know why i'm teaching them how to get away with it the cops are waiting for them outside yeah there's no way out yeah oh yeah you know what's kind of sad is if you're one of those local theater kids and that's the best role you've ever had like that's the biggest role that you made [Laughter] what stuns me is you know 17 years into it you know we're back out there doing them again and we're talking we have him on the youtube channel have a seat with chris hanson and then we we're talking a couple different networks now and and putting another show together but there we are in michigan genesee county michigan and after all this all the publicity all the shows that have knocked it off all the amateurs out there trying to do it again we have a michigan state prison guard shows up yeah we have a guy who is a cop in lebanon we have an auto engineer um and a guy who did contracting work in the governor's mansion all surfaced in the most recent investigation just a month and a half ago you graduated from michigan state i sure did yeah that's got to be uncomfortable i was yeah i was in uh magic johnson's class actually really wow you got to leave after sophomore year and make a million dollars a year at the lakers i stayed for 4.75 an hour in radio it all worked out these are lovely actually i see him occasionally at michigan state i've heard he's the best yeah he's a wonderful wonderful guy so what you got you're starting radio oh yeah yeah yeah 1981 michigan state radio network yeah yeah i was lucky in those days you know if you're too stupid to realize there was anything you couldn't do you know nobody was there to stop you yeah so it was like you know i grew up a mile and a half from where hoffa was last seen and presumably kidnapped yeah so i became fascinated with that story so i used to ride my bike up there and check it out for anybody listening jimmy hoffa is the subject of the movie the irishman exactly and this is the union register's leader who disappeared um to this day and no one has a real idea of who killed him right yeah well it was mob related yeah we know it's modern back into it but there are a number of stories including the scenario that's put out there in the irishman so anyway when i went off to college i just volunteered at the radio station and one thing led to another and got a job in television my senior year for 4.99 an hour and how how old are you do you mind me asking i'm 61. 61. okay you look phenomenal great thank you great great for a white 61. [Laughter] but my father it's just so funny the way you say that like you just got a job on television that's basically how it worked i was living in a fraternity house yeah and i got back from the mud football game and there was a note we didn't have you know yeah anything but pink message pads at the fraternity house and howard lancor called and said you have to be there at monday at 9 a.m okay great and found a sport coat and a tie and off i went my pops was in the uh the army so he was down in baltimore right and uh he just went i guess to the local baltimore news station was like hey are you guys like hiring they're like yeah and then he was just an on-air reporter yeah i say something i don't say often yeah it really was great to be a white dude back then yeah for alex to be on the news do you know what he would have to do something illegal so but and then he went up to um after that he went up to uh new york and he was producing the news for nbc and i thought you guys might have crossed paths but i don't think you were there until i came 93 right yeah i think he was i think he was gone by then but larry schultz was his name i don't know i don't know if you guys knew each other name is very familiar i don't mind i actually met but he was producing the news for nbc so you guys would be in the building together if it was but i don't know if the timing 30 rockets the timing was right yeah 30 rocks to work but crack kind of crazy right like that you could just get a job in your dream field there was access to it it's i you know i'm the luckiest guy in the world because it's what i was meant to do and what i love doing and and you know now with all these different opportunities and different new mediums in which to do them it's it's really a fun time to be in this business every day it's like an adventure every day because there's something new yeah and a new way to do it yeah um and you're virtually unlimited you know whether it's television whether it's the new series on discovery plus or the stuff we do and you know in digital media i mean it's what is it you want to do do you want to bring the show back to like netflix or something like that i mean we're talking to a couple of different networks right now and we're looking at it doing it in a slightly different way but we've got many locations set up in michigan as i mentioned and and so it's uh we'll know in the next couple of months can i tell you something absolutely i think it's socially irresponsible that nbc ever canceled that show what was their reasoning yeah we got enough well i think the bottom line was is that it become it became very very expensive for a lot of different reasons not necessarily nbc's fault but there was a lot of competition to get it abc tried to get it other networks tried to get it and hire a way people involved in the production of it and so the production cost ballooned and i think at some level they said um you know we can make a ton of money repackaging repurposing all this great material that some of which didn't air we do predator raw predator in depth you know the spin-offs you got were to catch um an id thief correct and there was what's the other one i forget all i remember is the stakes were considerably lower yeah yeah we're going from sex offenders to id thieves what are we doing yeah yeah and so anyway that's why we brought it back to do the hanson versus predator a few years ago and that's why we're doing this one haven't seen but it is weird though that a network would make that decision like i think it'd be really difficult like right now it's hard for networks to cancel a show if there's like a lot of minorities on it right like if akash gets a show and abc they can't cancel that show for a minimum two seasons or they hate brown people that's just what it is and i will ride that excuse to the ground the second you go in the office like you're not going to do it are you that's why they canceled all the predators were white guys they're like there's no diversity on this show now if you brought that show back would you have to get some like minority predators it couldn't be all white you would need diversity you get what you get you know the interesting thing about that i'm sorry al what the [ __ ] are you wearing what was this for no he lost confidence i just came out of nowhere so no but what is it i just like it okay okay back to what you're saying i think you get whatever is in that community if you're near a naval base you're gonna get navy guys if you're near silicon valley you're gonna get people who work in the computer industry if you're in you know one community that has uh it's more diverse you can that's who you're gonna get i think it crosses over for the most part but what you say is right if you take a look at the the 300 and some guys who have surfaced it is predominantly white guys mark i wonder is there certain parts of the country where it's easier per se to catch and find predators florida we did two in florida uh the most we ever caught in three days was in california actually these things are all attached to you know when in the sequence of events you know the how long you're out there it could be the weather it could be circumstances in the news that day you know a lot of things are at play right and is there a place where they're more grotesque perhaps like florida you know we we've seen it all over i mean we saw just as grotesque in long island as in california as in florida as in ohio as in georgia let me position this question to protect mark you're looking for a place to live a kid and you didn't want them to be around the thirstiest pedophiles you wouldn't avoid let's say california or georgia or wherever the [ __ ] these places i think it could happen anywhere i think if you set it up in the middle of montana you'd get people show up really i just i i think the best way to protect your kids is to educate them and and have an age-appropriate conversation and especially now during the pandemic i mean imagine all the kids who are online how many hours they are online and their parents are online but they're in another room captivated with whatever it is they have to do and the predators know that and we went from 17 years ago having decoys on chat rooms at aol and yahoo to an explosion in social media platforms yeah and we're not just talking about tick tock it's you know anything you can imagine and the interactive games are another area where kids can get tired and this is why i think not only because you're catching predators i really think your show's important because if you're a predator just knowing chris hansen could be out there that might put some kind of governor on it but when your show's off the air it's like baby let's go yeah we're out there i mean we're we're shooting again very soon hey man do you hear that [ __ ] weirdos ideally you're not yours of this show okay so then some dude shoots himself in the head this is a tricky one texas because i see it as a successful episode they sued and there was this whole settlement there was a settlement but here's what never really got fully reported on that yeah okay we had a guy who surfaced in an investigation in texas he was an assistant district attorney a prosecutor obviously that's a big deal he was chatting with a young boy 13 years old there was a solicitation in the eyes of law enforcement he never showed up but according to texas law and the laws in many states it's the solicitation online that constitutes the crime showing up is just the icing on the cake i love it so the next day the police go to arrest him they knock on his door he has an old gun that used to belong to his father as opposed to being arrested he sadly shoots himself redemption what we don't what wasn't reported at the time initially what we've reported since but you know people don't pick up on it necessarily is that on his computer he had multiple images of child pornography he was trying to get that hard drive off the computer he was unsuccessful as the police were coming in and as an assistant district attorney he knew that he faced up to 10 years in prison for each image that he possessed on that computer a bunch of criminals he prosecuted and he's a pet a pedo like he's gonna get [ __ ] he's gonna get torn apart yeah you know do the math so you can debate the merits of the lawsuit obviously it was our position that it was meritless we were initially willing to go to trial there was a settlement reached and the reality is if you go to trial the news division pays for it out of its budget if you settle it comes out of the insurance policy yeah so do the math on that nobody really was happy about the settlement initially but i think people involved grew to become comfortable with it given the totality of the circumstances yeah i mean if he's a pedophile he ends up killing himself then i think we're pretty cool with that well you don't i i know what you're saying but yeah we don't want anybody to kill themselves we want people to face justice that's justice yeah i understand what you're saying i don't want to pay for some pedophile to get three meals a day in prison a lot yo right i'd rather him just blow his head off way rather it's efficient if nothing else yeah i mean doesn't texas have the uh what is it called the justice chair wait one electric chair yeah i like that one i think i'm sure somebody's called it that yeah yeah yeah i think dude people have zero empathy for pedophiles as they should i think that's why you're such a hero on the show well if you were casting people who like uh beat taxes i think a lot of us would be like hey give it a pray chris like all the time yeah that's all you're going around chasing these people exactly but pedophiles people [ __ ] love you man pretty black and white even when they try to do hit pieces on you because we're doing some youtube research all the comments are supportive of you yeah you know i mean like try to show like cause you had some troubles that happened in your life which is kind of annoying because like what was the bounce check situation it was a it was not an event it was a business situation it was resolved in a day you shouldn't have to pay for anything i agree you're walking to a bar and this bud is on us i mean that i'm shocked i want to go have a i want to confront that guy i want that guy to have a seat the fact that a guy could call the police on you over a few hundred bucks i don't know what it was do you still have the money no i'm paying that money off right now i'm paying that off it's about to be an event i appreciate it and the [ __ ] machetes to connecticut i'm gonna have a talk with this guy all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because it's time to save you all some [ __ ] money all right you know we got some low interest rates out there and what does that mean it's time to refinance okay refinance those loans save some [ __ ] 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don't think you should pay taxes you shouldn't have to pay taxes that's it well i'll gladly catch the pedophiles and pay my fair share we pay your taxes from now on contact free coffee you can't even get your own memorabilia it's shocking what the [ __ ] it is honestly if you came to me you're like can you make some shirts for me i would love to make some shirts for you okay not in youth sizes i'll make whatever the [ __ ] you need okay i appreciate that i mean it was it was baffling to me and then i think that i think there might have been if i'm gonna get conspiratorial i think there might have been um an organized effort to try to get you out of there there's a powerful man in media that's attacking pedophiles and making it really cool to get pedophiles for the [ __ ] out of you no talents for these pedophiles meanwhile you got an international pedophile ring bubbling up with your boy jeffrey epstein he might have felt like you were hot on his uh his tail well you know there's an interesting story there let's go in about 2015-16 i had a meeting down in florida with a group of investigators and uh some lawyers who were all involved in the epstein so there was a lot of information there and epstein had served his you know year in and out of the county jail and was back living his life and the information was compelling and it was disturbing and i tried to fashion a sting and the security around his new york residence and around his life in general was such that it was difficult to penetrate and to figure out a way to do it and i worked with some of the lawyers it was before a lot of the victims had actually come forward victims who have now come forward and to be honest with you it's one of my biggest journalistic regrets because we worked it we worked it it wasn't happening i got busy with other stuff in the meantime here in miami much to the paper's credit the herald keeps pounding away and digging away at it chipping away day by day week by week and the herald develops relationships with these victims and ultimately the victims come forward and tell their story in the herald and there's no question and the u.s attorney in manhattan at the time said this when they charge epstein that if it wasn't for the miami herald's fine work right that case may not have been prosecuted at least not when it was so the lesson to me is that sometimes these things take years they're not the automatic sting operations that you want them to be and you have to stick with it right can you tell us a little bit about the sting that you were setting up we were in the initial stages um working with a number of people who were you know on the periphery of this investigation um of seeing if we could put somebody in proximity who would be recruited and then go into the epstein system wearing hidden cameras but you think today knowing what we know having heard from these brave victims who came forward uh to make this prosecution knowing what we know about the recruitment and the enablers julian maxwell etc yeah what happened and and so when i first got wind of the uh peter nygard story peter nygard was he's the the topic of the new series on discovery plus unseemly he's the fashion mogul who now is accused of human trafficking and all kinds of sexual assaults going back some 50 years he had nygard fashion so every pair of genes that you would see at a dillards and many other places that was nygaard close to a billionaire right he had a major uh estate in the bahamas and it was right next to another estate owned by a hedge fund guy and they got into a beef over property and one thing led to another and the investigators from the hedge fund louis bacon got involved and started digging around in nygard's business and found out that he was you know taking in young girls under age drugging them raping them i mean we're talking about potentially thousands of victims across the board this happened in l.a it happened up in canada it happened in the bahamas and for two years i worked it worked it worked it and then partnered with you know blackfin tv and discovery plus and we were able to to put this together and not only was he involved in in the sexual assaults i mean brutal vicious controlling sexual assaults but he was into this stem cell research as an effort to prolong the fountain of views yeah right and so he would go according to witnesses and investigators he went so far as to impregnate young girls what have them get abortions harvest the stem cells to inject into himself to prolong his life now is he alive so he's in jail up in winnipeg but is he living longer he's 79 and i'm told that you know because he's not been able to get bail which is good and he's awaiting extradition to the united states indicted in manhattan by the u.s attorney's office there after a long investigation by the human trafficking task force in new york um he's not able to get all his supplements and his injections and hormones he's just wilted withering away love it apparently yeah but it that is fascinating because you always hear this on like these conspiracy chats people talking about the um elites drinking baby blood and like sacrificing babies and that kind of stuff but maybe that's referential to the stem cell well in this case it was and and you know we in other words um we started to get more and more information his own one of his own children came forward uh nygard's son kaizen bickel who uh is interviewed in in the documentary and you'll see it on discovery plus and who has been on some of my shows on youtube and some other things who saw something and and that was inappropriate between his father and a child at a dinner party and started thinking he got involved and not only did he help investigators in this case but he was actually interviewed for the documentary which was a huge step yeah yeah and very brave but it takes when we commissioned the story we didn't know that kai was going to come forward we didn't know that another source of mind would say hey look talk to this lawyer he represents the former videographer and creative director for nygard who had hundreds of hours of videotapes on the private jet with the stripper pole and the paper parties and then going over to asia's hamper party paper parties you used to have these huge parties in la and in the bahamas where you'd invite all kinds of women okay and they would get you know their nails done and massages and makeup and some of these girls would get chosen drugged and taken away and raped in fact one of the models interviewed in the community pamper like they were getting pampered yeah you thought they were putting diapers on i thought they were walking around pampers yeah no no no no no no that's what i thought too oh well i could see right yeah yeah okay so but one of the the victims in this case is the famous supermodel beverly peel who was signed a contract with nygard for three years and she is interviewed in the documentary and you know it was the worst decision she ever made and ultimately was sexually assaulted by him and he had a child by him whoa yeah so this is checking out it's called unseemly and this is your show on discovery plus unbelievable you're like unseemly isn't really strong enough adjectives yeah we get a little to play on the i got you oh scene because uh yeah just get right to predator you know you hit it on the nose yeah on the other ones i think we just hit it on the next absolute rapist and you could spell absolute without the e like a liquor that's you know maybe he's russian i don't know yeah dude this that is absolutely crazy yeah if you look at what he looks like it is and so a year ago literally last year he looks like mel uh mel blanc on drugs or whatever mel brooks whatever yeah laker games you know he was always wearing a cowboy hat jimmy goldstein yeah look at this guy nothing about him looks young who's the chick to the left with the heaven oh is that the beverly come on yeah my bad i didn't know so literally it was like it was like a year ago last week that we got back from the bahamas interviewing all these victims this case and it was just a gut-wrenching experience notwithstanding the fact that you know it was a little edgy because he had paid off a lot of government officials in the bahamas with this stuff so we're you know we're smuggling these women in and out of this safe house we're doing the interviews and you know we came back i believe was march 5th and it was right before the lockdown happened i mean literally it was the last trip i made for several weeks months because of the the pandemic and i remember coming back through um miami and we had added a couple days to it and turned it into like a little bit of a spring break because it was staying down the bahamas and it was just eerie coming back through miami you could tell that people were saying yeah uneasy about travel and we got back to michigan and didn't move or you didn't leave there for did you know beforehand this is probably the last set of interviews we got to do so let's get everyone it was the it was i think we all remember the last set of international i mean we you know look we just did things remotely you know and as things opened up we started getting back to work on it but literally because i was at you know our house in michigan we just had you know ordering television equipment from you know amazon or wherever to do the youtube show to do this or that and you know then you know the kids got tired of having me at the dining room table because yeah two shows a week so move him to the basement yeah now we can get more stuff in the basement so we could light that up properly now you just adapted you said that you were doing you were setting up this sting for epstein and then you got busy with other things it was hard to do was there any pushback from the people in networks was there did you feel there's anybody protecting him at all no it really didn't get that far but i don't think there would have been anybody protecting him we had um we had we would have had support for it yeah because they're in the past there has been yeah but i gotta be honest with you you know i have never in 40 years had anybody seriously tell me to back off a story so and that's the god's honesty let me let me just clarify for an advertiser not for a friend not for anything for litigious reasons did it ever happen because there's a difference between a network going i want to protect a pedophile and a network going this alleged pedophile sues like crazy so we have to be very careful if we say anything about that well i think any time you make very serious allegations against somebody you know you have to do your due diligence yeah and it's a reality that you could end up being sued right um so it you do what you do in any case i mean a poor guy can sue you just as easily as a rich guy yeah and a lawyer would represent a poor guy if he thought he had a good case just as he would a rich guy right yeah it's not lost on network executives that if you go sticking the machete in the face of a lion yeah you know you're after we we fully expected to get sued by nygard he's very litigious yeah through the cbc you know we weren't the only ones working on the story new york times worked on the story did a great job the cbc up in canada did a great job in the story cbc worked in the story a long time and was held at bay because of restrictions on the press in canada and his litigious uh behavior you know closed my mind about these guys is the arrogance that it happened over a property dispute like you're a super predator right and you're like nah i'm so untouchable that this property dispute let's get litigious who gives a [ __ ] yeah like you feel that so aggressive that he went after louis bacon and he had this creative director videographer create just horrible misinformation campaigns claiming that he was with the uh uh the kkk and he was a racist on this horrible stuff i mean just really and when you looked at it they would take something from like the cbs evening news right and edit something into it but if they put it on bohemian television it'll look legit it may not get questioned yeah that's what these guys were that's what that niagara's people were doing yeah and we have the video of them watching this stuff yeah and the actual finnish product it's it's interesting when we were doing um the netflix special we just did this special for netflix and you know we were calling everybody and their mother a pedophile we were doing jokes we weren't doing journalism we're just making fun of like what was happening and obviously with everything with epstein and maxwell and all these other people we were talking about it be as it was you're referencing what happened through this last year and when we had to get it through legal there was pushback where it's like you can't just say that about a human being which rightfully so right you shouldn't be able to just go hey you're a pedophile woody allen yeah have you seen that no i haven't but i know like i don't need to see i'm not going to see him go he is a pedophile for marrying his daughter now that i think about it right like i did want to ask that did you ever look into woody i never did and it is a great question um i've only seen one um episode of the series i want to look at the whole oh man and it was i was just in in the early 90s i started nbc in 93 and looking back you know a lot of it happened in 91 92 and i was still a local reporter in detroit so it wasn't i mean it was on my radar sorta but it wasn't like it would have been had i gotten there a couple years earlier i probably would have been right in the thick of it all are you good at parsing out when you watch a documentary like how biased it is because some documentaries i haven't seen this one but some are really like just trying to get a point across and some are not and if you look at uh the making of a murder you know there's all kinds of controversy and yeah the point of view and and you know were they held to the same standards as you know traditional journalists and i do look at it with a very uh critical eye at standpoint because you know my stuff is held to extraordinarily high ethical standards yeah by i mean we our lawyers have lawyers right we do something like nygard or or the other series that's on discovery plus right now on this youtuber um onision yeah we were looking at that what is the issue like that well he he became famous on youtube after he did this video called i'm a banana and it was on tosh.0 yeah that show yeah yeah in 2007-ish and it took off on youtube and then he started doing a show and he tapped into this young female market and you're okay even if you're down and blue you know be positive and then it transitioned into you're fat you're horrible and a lot of body shaming and then a lot of predatory stuff and he would actually invite some of these fans out to live with he and ultimately his spouse in washington state and all kinds of allegations always [ __ ] washington state dude in this case no with these cults his people did a whole cult out there too did you not watch that show nah that was just one indian a bunch of vegans that's all that was it's always washington's wild welcome wild wild country that's the same as waffles once you go to the upper left ted bunny was from there right bundy's from up there something's going on the unabomber i covered yeah i covered the unabomber as far back as 1985 in detroit because he sent a package to uh professor james mcconnell at university of michigan we got into that at that point it followed all the way up to his ultimate arrest in montana i have some questions for you sure we're going to put you on the hot seat very good are you ready chris i live in the hot seat okay so you say i'm nervous okay here we go the speed limit is reduced in school zones should pedophiles be forced to drive faster no they should just be stopped on site and arrested immediately yeah that's a great answer that's a good answer that's one point chris [ __ ] zero andrew son of a [ __ ] okay i have a feeling it's not over yet though you have eight emmys ten actually oh god damn point two three zero i was saving that i didn't want to interrupt you you have ten emmys okay um but emmy is a young girl's name do you feel conflicted that you have oh no i feel like you need eight more oh i think we might get a couple more with these discovery players yeah here we go okay okay um did you ever think about doing an episode in a church in boston come on you know i was wondering how you're welcome in the catholic church i mean just walk in who wants that's the easiest episode in the world well you know you watch spotlight you know the movie and you see what these guys went through to report that story and it's really it's really a compelling narrative yeah and they went through hell to report it yeah and that shows the power and the economic power of the catholic church no but like if they see you do you do you think they're trying to like poison the way for they give you do they start sweating oh i you know i've spoken to the the conference of uh bishops and and um you know i i don't there's no real relationship with the catholic church but you know i've i've i think i'm on their radar not for bad reasons but you know just for okay you're not out yet what is the biggest giveaway that someone's a pedophile and why is it wearing crocs because they're easy to get in and out of oh that's point four he's heating up and they got the back strap you know so you can run if you need to you lock in and go for it yeah okay final question are you ready ready when are you going to investigate the judges on toddlers and tiars bombshell that's a great that's a hard one probably take a look yeah you should okay they're judging the hotness of little kids so no that makes me so so incredible and i don't know anything about the show so i shouldn't say you don't need it off my mouth it's just the whole notion of it and brings me back to you know covering the jean beneath yeah how many years ago and just is that necessary it's not not at all super weird not at all yeah i think we should get rid of it yeah i'm not gonna know the man to do it i'll report back boom that's five for five he got all of them all right so before you leave i just want you to tell everybody um the projects you're working on where they can see i know that you're doing a podcast i know you have the youtube shows like you're really getting into independent media which is you know what we uh have been thriving congratulations to you guys too thank you you're killing it thank you so much great and the you know the stand-up stuff thank you thank you but tell us man so where comes so we've got time discovery plus we've got the two series onision in real life which is extraordinarily compelling and takes people into a world and holds youtube accountable in a way that no other project ever has and then unseemly the peter nygard investigation which is we were talking about one of the most prolific predators i've ever come across yeah youtube is have a seat with chris hanson we do a lot of original content there and some of the predator stories that we've done the investigations we're in talks right now for a new predator series with a couple different networks and the podcast predators i've caught which is uh really compelling really interesting we just made new and noteworthy oh yeah bravo prolific it's a big deal well you're the goat man we appreciate you thank you for having me you all right yeah it's been amazing yourselves thank you very much for coming down and um i pray that none of us are on any of your projects i pray that as well in the future but thank you one more time chris hanson and also you won't just give him your youtube page and your uh youtube is uh have a seat with chris hanson social twitter at chris hanson the official chris hanson on instagram thank you man keep up the great work and again right correct hm perfect thank you all right we'll be back in a second all right guys we'll take a break for a second because uh some of y'all need some new [ __ ] headphones okay you need some new headphones you need some headphones that are going to give you amazing quality but not break your bank all right not everybody can afford these [ __ ] 10 000 headphones especially when you're losing them every two days all right you what's that i lose one a month so you got to have a headphone that you can actually get you can get again in case you lose it but also is going to provide the same quality that you get from any other brand and that is raycon plain and simple i'm telling you raycon these are headphones that we all use you're working out in these things you listen to podcasts and these things it's really a no-brainer okay raycon's headphones are finally an amazing 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this nightstream or whatever the [ __ ] nygard might be even crazier yeah he's crazier but it's it's not as um uh it's not as culturally relevant yeah because it's not like highly connected and everybody's involved i'm sure [ __ ] of his status is gonna be highly connected but like i didn't even know who he was until he mentioned him he's like finnish canadian that's why it wasn't as big here but he's huge there like people like talk about that clothing like it's i don't know it could be a thing you don't know what private jets he had and who'd been on him and all that yeah it could become a thing yeah that's just wild i mean imagine chris hansen is the one to expose jeffrey epstein i would be nuts dude i'm telling you it'd be a pay-per-view event bro unreal facts make epstein have a come seat dude all right man let's talk about it man we got some topics that we got to hit on uh we haven't talked about izzy's fight style bender took a l uh trying to get his second belt he came up to 205 to fight the champ jan blehovich uh forgive me on if i'm not pronouncing your [ __ ] name right but um name's stupid so he was nice though he is and izzy even said it afterwards he was like he's if i have to lose with somebody he's a great champ he's gracious he's sweet like it's so weird there are some people that need to get themselves so hyped for those fights that the person in front of them they have to literally want to kill yeah right but jan seems like this guy like he doesn't seem like he'd fight dirty no it seems like he's gonna fight by the rules he understands it's the fight game he's gonna try and knock you out yeah but he doesn't seem like the guy who would like hold you in a choke longer than he needs to or punch you one extra time after you're down just because yeah and they're [ __ ] in mma that like they will choke you out you're tapping and they hold that [ __ ] until the ref stops right there are people who see somebody unconscious on the floor and then jump on top four so he seems like this sweet kind of nice guy and he fought a [ __ ] brilliant fight against izzy he really did like he was ready for the leg kicks yeah you know um izzy was trying to catch him with that question mark yeah over and over again he was able to block uh block it and um he beat is he fair and square yeah and it's a bummer obviously because that's our guy yeah you know i spoke to him he said he's doing good you know it is what it is like he said uh you know like he was saying dare to be great and yeah you should be great like the guy is coming up 20 pounds yeah right to go fight the guy who is the champ who's been knocking people to [ __ ] out and as far as i saw i didn't see is he hurt one time during the fight no the guy used his weight well stayed on top of him yeah and that was it but but he landed punches on izzy oh yeah but i didn't see izzy get stumbled like he was able to handle the power and yawn was just concussing people yeah like one punch knockout okay the last few fighters i don't know if you saw the last couple of his fights i i think i seen one but he was just cussing 220 pound guys yeah yeah big big boys big boys and he's getting into that ring at like 240 and is he staying 200 probably yeah i don't know about 240 that'd be a lot of weight to put on i don't know i'm throwing on number 205 is where they fight at yeah so usually you could probably maybe add like another 15 pounds i'm an idiot i thought the fight was at 220 and then no no 205. 185 is what izzy usually fights at two or five square fights so so yeah so this is there's a couple things that are going on here obviously i'm [ __ ] biased i want izzy to win yeah but he did get out pointed he he got i thought that jan striking was phenomenal izzy's one of the best strikers in the history of mma right and jan was able to strike with him effectively yeah is he landing his shots obviously rocked him a couple times i thought one time he had him hurt but jan was able to be in there and jan landed a couple shots i thought izzy was gonna absolutely dominate him with the striking but jan was gonna be big to the point where if he landed it could hurt izzy and it wasn't it wasn't the case jan was effective with the striking right so what i think happened was um is in a weird way and i know you're going to go oh you just capping for your boy blah blah blah i don't care i think this is the best case scenario for is he fighting at 185 pounds right i think this is best case scenario for a couple things one where he's dominant at is 185 pounds and there's a couple reasons why he's dominant one he just happens to be the best in the world at 185 pounds right but he can use some of his advantages at 185 pounds that he doesn't exactly have at 205 with those bigger guys right at 185 he's significantly taller and longer than these guys so what izzy can do is he can hop in punching and kicking range and hop out of punching and kicking range whatever he wants while also being out of the range of the person he's fighting right right so if you've noticed a few of his last like knockouts like i've noticed they come from these these lean back hooks have you seen it like he can he dropped costa with that lean back hook he dropped um what's the other australian guy that he put robert whittaker with that lean back hook like he just kind of he exchanges he throws his combination and he leans away from their strike while throwing this kind of like up left hook it's a really odd punch right but super effective it's harder to do that against a taller longer opponent because you have to commit yourself to being in a danger zone more than you do against a smaller opponent right so he's got to take more fights at that weight where you're fighting guys that height so he could learn how to be effective in his striking right without putting himself in too dangerous or too precarious a situation okay right but what i love about this is the last fight he had at 185 when he took out costa that bum he would he destroyed him to a point where at least i was going there's nobody interesting for him to fight at 185 right like he's too dominant right it's the khabib thing yeah like we don't need to see khabib fight dustin poirier again god bless doesn't pour you but khabib dominated him so it's not interesting to see him fight him again right he was too dominant and all of a sudden you start to lose interest in the fights when people are too dominant right him losing to yon puts a battery in everybody at 185's back okay they're all going oh [ __ ] all you gotta do is take him down yeah oh if you get him down then you can control him right yeah i i want you to try that okay i want you to try to get into grappling range with izzy bees he's gonna piece you up and he's gonna sit you the [ __ ] down right right so i think this is good because it really heightens the interest at 185 again where there was none at all and that's the division where you wanted to see him dominate right he if he if he knocks out i think he's going to fight uh darren till next okay if darren till beats this uh marvin vittori guy okay and him against darren till is going to be the most fun that we've ever had in a fight build up on social media they're both exceptional at social media this guy darren till is very funny on social okay very funny right he's funny in interviews and the two of them going at it together in the hype of the build-up to the fight also they both finally [ __ ] speak english yeah i've been telling izzy this for his entire career stop fighting these guys don't speak english right you got to do all the promoting of the [ __ ] fight yeah you're going to fight against a guy who speaks english he can promote it to all the fans that also understand english in a really funny effective way that fight he's got to get by this marvin victoria guy but that is a super fight i would be so excited to see that fight yeah and um ideally there's fans back in there etc so i i think this is very good for izzy at 185 yeah here's the problem if jon jones goes and wins the heavyweight belt by beating the winner of inganu versus uh stipe mm-hmm jon jones has something over izzy which is jones went up and wait won a belt okay izzy went up and wait and he lost the 205 chance that's not to say that izzy can't go up and do it again but if john is effective then he has something over izzy as the current goat in the sport right right so that's up to you let's see what happens i mean jon jones could get caught yeah by one of those big boys and then completely knocked out and then izzy got something over john right he's like you went up and wait you got your ass knocked the [ __ ] out that being said jon jones is a very good wrestler and if izzy struggled with yan wrestling jan isn't a wrestler but he's black belt jiu jitsu he's a good ground game but he would struggle with john right so it is it is just an interesting thing now john doesn't have the power that yan has right so izzy's gonna go trade with john okay if they keep it on the feet is he after feeling yon's power and not getting dropped he's like oh i'm ready i'm ready for these 205 like i wonder if izzy right now i really want to talk to him on the pod is he come on the pod already man i wonder if after after engaging with yon and not getting hurt if he's like i should have just stood in there with that [ __ ] right because when he exchanged with him there was one more where he caught yon with a left hook and john hid the fact that he was hurt well but in the replay you see him get staggered and kind of walking around i think if izzy knew how badly he was hurt he would have put on a sauce yeah he just didn't want to get exposed he didn't want to get you you mean he didn't want to get uh caught yeah like he can counter so well but if he you know if he gets caught because the guy has concussive power yeah and i think by the end of the fight is he starts to realize he's caught me clean yeah a few times i can eat some of these and i ate them yeah so i i mean i would even like to see them go at it again maybe later on yeah and maybe it's a different fight but also you could argue that jan would be like i'm not even striking with this guy i'm gonna take him down and if he doesn't improve his take down defense or doesn't improve his ability to get back up when he's been taken down i'm just gonna hold him down there right which is what jan did yohan didn't do damage when he had him on the ground he just held him he held him yeah and that's on izzy is he got to be able to get up from that yeah and ideally he learns etc and kind of improves that part of the game but yeah go you can correct me if i'm wrong so can izzy i thought i'm watching the fight worried for izzy i thought he got caught caught a couple times in the third round maybe and then he got a little bit uh shook from it not shook but like he got a little more affected than not feeling it at all and i thought that's where he started to lose the fight and that's why i don't remember at the like i felt like that's where it he got a little more loose with how he was playing and then he was able to get taken down does that make any sense i'm watching a complete amateur he looked tired he was saying he was tired but i would say towards the end like towards end i think he was doing this like kind of like flow thing yeah right but i think that was masking him just being being tired and you know what i'd be tired too if i was carrying another 20 pounds with me yeah he usually fights a 185 and he fights around his weight he weighs in at 185 i don't think he gains more than five pounds for a fight afterwards so imagine you're carrying an extra 15 pounds around for a five-round fight that's different right like had the round of trying to get up from him you're being held down after the fourth round takedown it was you know i would say even the first takedown is what that was in the fourth round i think right fourth and fifth the first takedown he got up from one oh i thought it was earlier in the i thought it was maybe but i think that was a big part of the reason what like gaston yeah he usually is good to go for five rounds oh he's got yeah he got energy forever so it was interesting to see but it is a different level of energy like when you're carrying around more weight yeah every clinch is different that's a good point you know and you're also thinking differently it was i don't know i know it seems like i'm capping for izzy but i really feel like four interest in 185 pound fights this is the best thing right in order to promote fights you need to think the other guy has a chance yeah like remember when mayweather fights start to get boring he was fighting carlos boldemir like i actually went to that fight in vegas but like he's fighting these guys you're like there's no way that mayweather can lose to this guy yeah so what's the point of me watching and then mayweather had to turn heel so hard right he had to become the villain so bad that you just bought it hoping he would lose right you know what i mean yeah right i don't know if he wants to do that like i don't know if he wants to be like a villain like that no like it's not his brand yeah it's like he's like he's weird he's like a he's kind of like he's like the joker like he's not a villain but he's not a good guy no right he'll knock you out and hump you yeah you know what i mean captain america ain't doing that yeah so he's got he's mischievous yeah yeah he is cheating he's loki yeah yeah yeah right like you know what i'm saying he's not thor but he's not he's loki he's not a bad guy completely but he's not a good guy completely yeah yeah and it's relatable because if someone's talking [ __ ] to you and you knock them out you want to hump them too yeah you don't got to do that good guy [ __ ] handshake nonsense get a stroke going yeah that's what it is yo izzy's gotta know what you sacrificed to watch his fights bro yo that's true man we had when was it we were in salt lake and we i was about to go on yo like on stage so i just had mark go longer yeah this man's mad stress in the green room pacing around like come on is he oh yeah how many times you do 45 no i didn't like it so this is the thing that yeah i don't think izzy understand this but like i get so nervous i was super nervous bro there's a crowd of people sitting in salt lake city so excited to see their favorite comedian that's packed out all these people in there the guy comes in he's like you're ready to start you're like yeah we could wait three four minutes you know and he's just sitting in there anxious as [ __ ] sitting on the ground everyone's sitting on the couch he's just sitting on the ground i'm so i actually shake this is with with fights where like i'm invested in a fighter i shake and i'm so nervous and i literally am thinking i just can't wait for this fight to be over so i can calm down and go on stage in front of people and talk bro people are changing his name and drew yeah true drew andrew's in a fetal position in the green room terrified for izzy isn't that crazy i'm way more terrified of a fight that i have zero control that's why you're terrified yeah i guess because you have no control over it but still like most people their greatest fear is speaking in front of strangers yeah we're in a theater full of people in boston you're like hanging out taking pictures with people having a good time you watch izzy fight and you're [ __ ] i am a scallop and it takes a second like when i go on stage i gotta like loosen up a little bit because i'm so tensed yeah just from watching they gotta put these fights in the afternoon you know what i mean i it can't be this late night thing where you're competing with your own show i don't know the only thing i'm bummed about is we're probably never gonna get the jon jones fight i think we will still i think it will be later on i think if john loses to one of those heavyweights it's happening it's guaranteed like it's guaranteed they both get humbled they could both talk [ __ ] jon goes into the fight going i'm just gonna take this guy down uh izzy goes in the fight going i could take any punch from that [ __ ] laying clean as often as you want i took clean shots from one of the hardest hitters at 205 ate it yeah so i'm stepping in there i'm exchanging with you it's on so i think i think we get it i guess we gotta hope that stipe or francis knocks out john also if one of them knocks out john like if francis and ganou goes in there with jon jones that's not a decision yep like john might be able to beat him by decision but if francis wins that fight it's night night yeah and if he gets knocked out violently oh is he going to have a field jay on this yeah i cannot win talk about john like he got no real holes though yeah he's he's he's i mean look i'm not an mma expert or anything like that but he's really good man yeah he's really [ __ ] good yeah i don't know but when i hear people talk about him they're like he just there's nothing he doesn't do yeah he boxes well he wrestles well he's maybe he doesn't punch hard that's the only that's the only knock and you heard that from dc and dc got knocked out by john jones okay right by a kick right but he's basically saying like he doesn't carry his punching power like his punching power is not as hard as other guys of that weight right but he's incredibly good at striking he's incredibly effective at it but his single punch power isn't gonna sit you down right and i think he he pieced up i think it was uh anthony smith for like five rounds yeah you know i mean there's certain guys that he just for rounds was touching but not doing anything concussive right and uh that's actually good news for our boy yeah because if you want to sit in there in exchange yeah you're gonna get caught yeah if you hit harder then it's gonna be a good night or if you can just strike more and land more you can get the decision boom exactly so so yeah we'll see what happens this um it's an interesting time i don't know what else what else we got going on this week i feel like we had so many things happen a lot of stuff so there were grammys yesterday i didn't realize until about after it's so funny how little we care with nothing else to do we don't even remember grammy's oscars is probably not going to give a [ __ ] only reason i knew the grammys were happening is because they were trying to cancel bill the only reason why yeah the only reason like old billy [ __ ] tits came through what's that that's his nickname that's what he calls himself on stage does he really yeah oh my god dude i was like yo mark white special but yeah so they i guess he was saying some stuff akash showed us a couple videos and it's so funny because he's just being him he couldn't care less dude he couldn't care less and there is no audience i guess it's all done uh was it through streaming or something yeah i guess so but he's at some space some theater whatever and it sounds like he's bombing because there's no audience right but you can hear the workers laughing yeah right it's like an old episode of talk soup or something like that so he's clearly not bombing and if you're watching at home you're laughing but everybody on twitter that's just like this woke social justice warrior that doesn't even know who the [ __ ] bill burr is is going yeah see look what happens when comedians tell jokes about you know sensitive topics you know it doesn't work out you're bombing it's like no the guy was [ __ ] murdering we're all dying laughing yeah it's also great because having we took a car ride or billboard after the patrice benefit yeah yeah and he just is so in touch with his funny yeah one of the most awkward car rides i've ever seen one of the most awkward cars well i mean you know you look up to the guy so much yeah you know what i mean so it's like i don't know i was just i admire this guy i think he's so [ __ ] funny but at the same time i'm you know trying to have a conversation with him but he's also so good at just doing the talk it felt like i was on his podcast which he does by himself so that's what it felt like yeah so and uh he was just i mean he was just one topic after another bang bang but i didn't know if i was like should we do this together or i just throw up softballs i mean you could say anything you could be yeah what do you think about uh tampon commercials yes yeah we get it he sucks it up anybody wants yeah i mean how often you need to be told it soaks it up i think it soaks it up i remember i was in the green room and like he went on and on for like probably 20 minutes straight about helicopters and this was right after kobe pass oh yeah no one got a word in and he was just yeah every factor yeah helicopters and then putting jokes in between oh dude it was so fun like he had the whole thing broken down because i i know that he loves helicopters so when he was in the green room for the patrice thing i was just like maybe he's got some interesting perspective on it and stuff like that and dude he was yeah yeah yeah it's [ __ ] cloudy yeah just don't take it up i love it you see the clouds you don't go i love the guy who is himself all the time on stage it's just like i'm just doing the same [ __ ] i always do yeah so i was just in that car ride just like oh this is the best just watching this happen and that's what i thought the grammy show was he's just he's being him making himself laugh with the yeah he opens i haven't been able to find the piano solo that happened before he went on stage but he opens by going and i'm am i the only one that wanted to kill himself during that piano solo [ __ ] now i don't know who did the piano solo but that was the highlight of their life [Laughter] right like they were like i'm fine mom dad i'm finally performing at the trampolines please watch and the second you finish bill burr stop there going hey that was a suicidal piece of music right there wasn't it god dude then he [ __ ] up the winner's name he's presenting tropical latin album of the year it's so funny not even a [ __ ] just still it's not a very troubling kind of latin album yeah haven't been in miami it's all tropical latin the guy doesn't look tropical at all he looks like the hawaiian punch guy a little bit yeah he's a little red you know that's that's as close as he is to tropical oh my gosh so yeah um so yeah it's just so funny when like twitter thinks i can cancel somebody that you can't cancel somebody whose fans love what they do yeah do you know what i mean like yeah trump should have taught everybody that like if what he does in like uh what's up if what he does like hypes up his fan base if they love that thing you can't cancel him for it yeah and that's what bill was doing he was doing him yeah so his fans loved that he trashed the emmys while he was hosting him so you can't in any way cancel the guy for something that their fans love the greatest so good yeah it is steve it's funny seeing everyone call him racist like oh this guy is so racist racist that's what i'm saying on twitter everyone's like oh he's racist that he got her name wrong that he [ __ ] up all this [ __ ] he [ __ ] up her name apologized i was like he's like i'm accepting this award on your behalf yeah i'm sorry i butchered your name that's it why is that racist i don't know is it racist to get someone's name wrong can you get anything wrong anymore i don't know can we just be wrong and her name is hard too what's her name this is mark i'm not i don't know how to say it i'm racist i know you're racist you try to pronounce it i will put it up yeah pull it up let's see let's see if you got it n i g [Laughter] g nobody knows and it doesn't matter right i texted it to you best tropical latin performer album i think what is tropical land now who cares anyway you're not cancelling bill burr he couldn't give a [ __ ] i'm so surprised that he was even at the emmys yeah that was the saddest part he's like why are you here you're better than this but what he said was interesting is like the only reason i came oh yeah because i thought i was gonna meet all these rock stars but you must have known nobody's gonna be there i could see milburn not knowing also yeah maybe he did yeah these aging rock stars they're like 80 years old they've done every single drug corona will take them out in a [ __ ] split second and he still thinks that they're going to show up to the to meet some enemies random ass yeah richard dawkins or something i was like isn't that like a scientist yeah yeah natalya la forcada la forte that's what i would get that's a stupid name dude that's stupid bro that's dumb dude don't do that don't do it natalia probably that one yeah yeah you think bill burr is going to be able to pronounce that hold on if there's not a mc at the beginning of his name also no need for him this is another thing you don't get practice oh yeah it's true cause you don't know you don't know who's gonna win uh if that you knew who's gonna win you could practice it but you don't know you could practice all five but anybody won't learn that many spanish names there's a lot to remember it's too many in the moment you can [ __ ] one up come on bro natalia la forte nah you killed it yeah i did murder that you're not got it bro you're not racist yeah um what else i think this is uh comedians just doing this on purpose for some clout oh before you had um tracy morgan what are you doing oh yeah the winner is sal i mean so [ __ ] that he didn't say [ __ ] that's literally how he said it like they start clapping i mean so like as they're fading out the music this is fun bro he's hating because he wasn't in it oh yeah that could be some hate try to give him a spanish name that's what it was the latin album all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second 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bluechew.com promo code flagrant let's get back to the show oh also guys we got some tour dates coming man i'm i'm so excited to say that um you made me feel like a [ __ ] backstreet boy okay the tour our first tour back in business was completely sold out it's unbelievable man before the first weekend when we went out so thank you guys so much for spreading the word thank you guys for always supporting and you know what we are going to add some more dates to that tour so uh oh another cool thing is some of those dates that were sold out as the states start to peel back some of the covered restrictions more seats might pop open so keep your eyes peeled you know we'll obviously make mentions on instagram we'll talk about on the podcast but maybe even the comedy clubs you can add yourself to their email list and they're gonna shoot you an email the second some tickets open up i think we had that happen in uh forget which city oh west palm west palm immediately opened up another 40 seats per show so that was 160 tickets from available i think those are sold out now but point is go get them get on them and we're going to talk more and also dm me message us comment on any of the photos cities that you want us to come to because we are starting to get this thing back to moving and yeah we're going to add some more more uh tickets so the andrews.com for all those new dates that we're going to put up soon akash what you got i am going to be in st louis this week the 18th through the 20th at helium comedy club i'm doing the heliums right now i'm on a helium tour 18th through the 20th in st louis april 2nd and 3rd in buffalo new york football season is over you ain't got [ __ ] else to do and april 15th through 17th i'm going to be in portland so if you're tired of liberal ass portland come i'll be your safe space from these safe space [ __ ] that's right akashing.com for tickets yo portland got some of the best audiences in the country but that is by far the worst city in the whole country undeniably you just got to buy something expensive because there's no state tax and that's that's your trip that justifies it that's it that's all you can do outside you've got to go to nike store you go to the nike employee store oh [ __ ] i'll take care of you go to that nike employee store and you just spend a rack full of money but you got to bring a bag with you you bring an extra bag because if you send your stuff to any state you have to pay the state tax that you send it to son of a [ __ ] gotcha appreciate you all right let's get back to this what else we got going on man you get your simmies are out yeah yeah yeah y'all got a stemi no no i don't know if i can get it i don't know how that [ __ ] works because i didn't get this goes to your bank account i didn't do taxes for 2018 or some [ __ ] your taxes last oh so you can't get any of this money i don't [ __ ] know you you can't get it you make too much you might be able to get it maybe not yeah you got to put dove on it bro we got to go i think you make too much we too rich over here that's what i was looking at dove dove found a way dove definitely found a way to get that stimulated did you get that stemi you know it got him i'm charging you for the pool house this month that's why directly to me that's why alex got the outfit bro he's trying to look like he deserves it yeah yeah yeah i look like a contractor or something i'm doing labor i'm trying to sharpen [ __ ] i don't know what this outfit is out john i love it but can you what is the deal with the upside down goggles like what's the whole thing the 90s rap thing when you're not home you can dress in costume every single day oh so this is a costume we're acknowledging it because miami i would never dress like this son the hoodie to the shoes they all match like everything's fine until you go to the goggles yeah but the goggles because i ride a scooter and so i just bought these and i was like oh [ __ ] i got a little yellow in it let's just rock it oh okay so you built a whole outfit out of it it's the mo money real problems look yeah and then hmm yeah talking about outfits do you have another shirt nope nope oh shirt oh my god i'm out yeah this guy's got two shirts bro yo they said they're coming for you on jeans too they're like yo akash got two pairs of jeans i got a black and a blue yeah and one shirt and the comments are wearing thin on the shoes too at first everyone's like at first i was like yo the shoes are fire that's all i got i underpacked yeah he's leaning in we're back twice you couldn't pick one shirt to bring back so you couldn't order a shirt from amazon yeah you've worn this shirt for sixty percent of the episodes we've done since yeah people think it's a rerun every time like i'm not gonna watch it yeah they probably think it's a [ __ ] it's killing the numbers i gotta dress so goddamn stupid that wouldn't even turn into this podcast i know i got new jeans coming i'm waiting is that the same undershirt too no no no i bought new undershirts that's the only part just like a lego character you just built with the shirt yeah i think you got one outfit for life all the purchases i made are underwear and socks and then the rest really yeah it's a shame because he's looking good like oh yeah i saw him walking in the gym the other day bro he's got some muscles i'm at the gym today too you got the biceps yo honestly your face is looking slimmer i'm at the gym too much to buy new clothes oh my god no no no get your wife on that [ __ ] bro yeah you're right don't take that [ __ ] man the fans still shame this [ __ ] out of wearing shorts oh andrew you acting like you still didn't you chose not to wear it yeah that's why you hide it uh-huh and you can't even find it yeah and you notice he's got more pale right he used to be super tam bro i don't know he went to columbus for the weekend yeah i think it started to fade off a little bit that chemical peel yeah convenient [Laughter] no i got something fire for your asses i thought i had it with me today but maybe it's back of the damn man anyway so what else we got this kirk franklin situation oh yeah i want to watch the video play it so kirk franklin i don't know if you guys know who he is i don't know he is a legendary um christian what is it gossip he's like a rapper rapper yeah kind of lit jesus rapper yeah he looks like plies this is the apology i believe but no i want to see the video so basically his son exposed a video i'd send it to you of him cursing him out why was he cursing his son out there's no context obviously the kid is just gonna post the part where his dad is cussing them out [Music] shut the [ __ ] up i did it he just hung up the phone all right um i mean i got to know the context i think you're allowed to curse out your kids i hate this kid doing this man why can't you curse out your kids you can like why is this bad because he's normal in the black frankly that's how you say flank he's a black singer he's not his fan base is not white enough to care about this yeah he's got a black fan base they're gonna hear this and be like i don't give a [ __ ] yeah that's a regular phone call yeah yeah but is he not allowed because he's religious is that the other that's the idea that's what it is so what is he supposed to do what are religious people supposed to do in that situation where their kid does something annoying where you want to put your foot up their [ __ ] yeah i think he just hit him growing up in the christian south you get whipped you so you're allowed to do that there's no it doesn't say that you're not allowed [ __ ] his son how dare you [ __ ] you how dare you record yeah [ __ ] ass [ __ ] hate that son yo yeah this is what's happening to alec baldwin right what happened with that he was he was cut oh no was that mel gibson he was cussing out his daughter and then uh and his daughter like exposed him recorded no that was his wife's yeah he had his wife he called his like six-year-old daughter a greedy little pig the whole girl was like sick but now we would do we have a double standard though although it was like because that is hilarious he called his six-year-old daughter you're a young greedy little people this is like early 2000's we're talking about dollars 2007 something like that we're going to need that video bro i don't understand why you can't be upset at your kids but mel gibson was not very defensible but this yeah this [ __ ] i defend this and i defend it you're a greedy little pig yo yeah maybe but like i just don't understand why people are up in arms is it because he's is because he's uh what is it called proselytizing all the time so it's like so is so because he's saying he's pushing the gospel he's supposed to act that way in his life is that yeah like a christian who walks in i guess whatever walks in the faith or whatever the term is you wouldn't cuss oh so it's just the curse words it's the curse words it's not about the violence that's what's funny this is the alec baldwin phone call okay and i want to leave a message for you right now because again it's 10 30 here in new york on a wednesday and once again i've made an ass of myself trying to get your phone to call you at a specific time when the time comes for me to make the phone call i stop whatever i'm doing and i go when i make that phone call at 11 o'clock in the morning in new york and if you don't pick up the phone at 10 o'clock at night and you don't even have that goddamn phone turned on i want you to know something okay i i'm tired of playing this game with you i'm leaving this message with you to tell you you have insulted me for the last time you have insulted me who's justin bieber's wife that he's talking about no not stephen baldwin i don't give a damn that you're 12 years old whether you're a child who doesn't care about what you do as far as i'm concerned you have humiliated me for the last time this fall and when i come out there next week i'm gonna fly out there for the day just to straighten you out on this issue i'm gonna let you know just how disappointed in you i am and how angry i am with you that you've done this to me again you've made me do any of y'all know what he did or she did to him she wasn't answering his calls right that's it it's yeah he's that's what he's saying i'm tired of you turning your phone off that's what seems to be it okay she was 11. yeah but answer your [ __ ] phone like i get that frustration sometimes i'll text mark three times because i need some [ __ ] he don't pick up his [ __ ] phone that's what that message i want to leave well i'm not a thoughtless little pig you are a thoughtless little i'm not yeah you are yeah i'm an awful little pig no so here's the thing i don't understand about this obviously it's bitch-ass of the kids to expose their parents that's some [ __ ] [ __ ] right i'm annoyed about that but being upset at your kids is so regular like why are we acting like this is wrong that's a good point you never had your parents yell at you you've been yelled at have you not oh yeah like badly or not what's the worst thing your parents ever did to you oh yeah let's go i don't remember my dad yelled at me one time and he used some village hindi that i swear to god i've never heard him use again what a satellite means grab the machete so it makes it real i don't remember i was just like what the [ __ ] is he speaking to me right now i know hindi this is i've never heard before and i never heard it again he was [ __ ] livid wow that's it that's the most i got yelled at but that's it nothing crazy nothing crazy what'd you do to deserve it though y'all never got yelled at son yeah like what was it i mean like my mom probably did crazy my parents had a whole other person's birthday on my birthday once and when i complained about it yelled at me wait what the heck [ __ ] one of their friends one of my mom's friends [ __ ] wait was she a kid whole adult [ __ ] i literally said to them i'm walking with my dad like i'm having like a tip about this i was mad young when birthdays mattered and i was walking with my dad and i said i was like yo it's not weird i remember exactly where i was ask her ask astra plays in broadway i was like yo it's not weird that you're having someone else's birthday on my birthday and then my dad was like my dad's the most like easy going about everything he goes i had enough of this we're not talking about this anymore stop being spoiled and i'm like spoiled i can't have my birthday on my birthday you got some other [ __ ] mom's friends an old ass [ __ ] it makes so much sense though every year comes by i don't like doing anything for my birthday i don't want to do anything that's a good point that's a good boy i've been scarred and abused i'm sorry where's chris hanson but this whole story is about your parents yelling at you and his dad called him spoiled yeah dad said i've had enough it's about that's how you guys had you sensitive ass celebrated some bitch's birthday in my house they were singing happy birthday to not me on my birthday why i sat in my room watching the spice channel you don't get enough attention the other 364 days a year yeah no that's that really is like that's that is worse than raping your kids a real talk that is terrifying dude yeah i remember exactly what i was happy birthday dear katrina [ __ ] you [ __ ] that's your her that's your katrina that [ __ ] was my contract yeah the way that came in and destroyed my household let me tell you something george bush don't care about white people let's go is it a flyover for your birthday just looking at it oh that's that's andrew's birthday they didn't even do a happy birthday to you both oh yeah they knew i was in the house i was too young to leave it was as if they were teasing me they were taunting me happy birthday they got louder katrina and no one else nobody else would i probably wore the bird i stuck with your parents completely yeah yeah dealing with you yeah yeah [ __ ] on purpose like fakes his uh memory loss because i'll be bringing that [ __ ] up and he'd be like i don't know what you're talking about oh convenience oh now we got alzheimer's when we gotta remember traumatic times of my childhood yeah you never turned seven i'd never do that dramatic this guy wait a minute does that mean i'm 36. oh can we throw you a seventh birthday yeah we we should throw the seventh birthday we're gonna do that we're gonna do that done yeah i mean it's unbelievable bro you're on some harry potter [ __ ] i am on some harry potter [ __ ] and it was my mom's fault [ __ ] i don't blame my dad my dad was probably fighting for me yeah well my dad was probably out there like nah we shouldn't do it we shouldn't celebrate katrina's birthday my mom was like no let's do it yeah make your own reality yeah yeah we're making it yeah mom i know what you're up to mom try me disrespect your boy that's about whose birthday got forgotten this year yeah i'm saying my mom all upset yep let me ask you this mark uh well i don't know where you're at scoreboard mom yeah my mom got a scoreboard february 23rd came around not a single phone call oh my god that's just tuesday tuesday and the yeah came around and she was a little got it mom's birthday yo everyone's got alzheimer's that's alzheimer's bro that's alzheimer's and animals [ __ ] gets forgotten sometimes it's not like i was wishing happy birthday to someone else in her [ __ ] presence son i got locked under a staircase while they sung happy birthday like harry potter yeah letters flying in i didn't have a staircase in my apartment in new york but still it really colored up the story yeah so let me ask you this though what where's katrina now oh no i hope corona took her lungs [Laughter] so she can't blow out her own candles that's the last deep breath you took [ __ ] yeah katrina's looking at you now jealous yeah she probably is bro so all i got to say is you know you got to understand the frustration that these people go through yeah all right alec baldwin had a difficult place i defend these guys mom would forget somebody's birthday yeah we got to heal andrew right now i need to get healed i think we gotta call my mom call ayala what's that [ __ ] that fake healing [ __ ] ayanna hersey ali they want muslim the haze muslim who ion hersey ali you talking about my hustle ali the guy that was in romney no ayan hersey ali or some [ __ ] is she like african ethiopian chick or something you don't say yeah you know but uh yeah she and she was just on rogan well she don't hate muslims she's like a activist or some [ __ ] mark what you eating bro i'm about to give you a happy birthday cupcake oh oh no those are those old ones that are full of like that [ __ ] yeah [Applause] happy birthday to you just andrew know what else cha-cha-cha [ __ ] yo we're throwing you a birthday right thank you yo i'm gonna be honest with you guys thank you man nah that [ __ ] felt good make a wish you thoughtless little pig we're doing a disney world birthday firm when you're in orlando yeah we did that yo you know whose birthday it is this week who alex medius oh [ __ ] but all the colors go so it is what it is what did you say he looked like i don't remember come on gosh how you doing i was like oh mega man and how high that's what i said i'm trying to figure out what you look like no money more problems let's go [Laughter] yes not people like what other things does he look like that aren't human son oh he looks like power line from a goofy movie what's that remember like the pop star in a goofy movie you guys are just bombing right just to silence i'm gonna come out nowhere i'm gonna come out of nowhere right now the vibe isn't right for it yeah because the defense is on you got your balls up you called me you caught me with dirty oh yeah you swinging one out of them you were like one of chris hansen's [Laughter] yeah chris didn't know what to do bro i don't he hasn't hung out with that many black people before so you started clowning out his outfit and he was like what's wrong he's dressed quite well we do it totally fine there's nothing wrong with that we're also referencing an interview that we don't know if uh is in the beginning of this episode so uh you'll get to it eventually if it's not there and if it is yeah you know that was also how you started this episode to be fair i did yeah [ __ ] i might have to cut that [ __ ] what's up everybody welcome all right boom bang bang what else we got man uh you see stacy dash apologizing for man [ __ ] that [ __ ] yo useless ass [ __ ] hate that [ __ ] i know now you're trying to switch teams because you lost oh no i just hate girls that used to be hot that aren't to still talk i still talk yeah those are annoying is that like when you're hot for a living and then you're no longer like when you're hot for a living and that's just what you were like you didn't try to do anything else besides to be hot for a living yeah yeah yeah and then when that's over you try to transition to some other [ __ ] it's kind of pointless like yeah like stop it right you know i mean like you did the least amount of work for attention and now you're like i still need the attention it's like well you should have put some work in back then um i'm wrong yeah no i was just thinking is it that much more annoying than when hot girls talk yo hot girls i love what hot girls talk like like like politically keep it talking you know keep political okay what do you mean [ __ ] politics whatever you want to talk about talk what do you mean i like it when they talk what if it's not intelligent it's still funny they're just talking like they don't know that this is boring it's fun it's always fun when they talk if they talk and it's interesting it's interesting they talk and it's dumb they're like they don't know that you're dumb it's amazing it's always good when they talk that's why we listen and then that's why they talk because we listen this is the world nah we just listen cause they're hot that's what that's what i'm saying but it's like i'm not taking in or laughing because i'm just not taking it in like it it would be the same as if i watched it on mute you have done so much crazy [ __ ] to get [ __ ] you have definitely laughed at a hot girl get out of here you wore big hats and [ __ ] dreads on a [ __ ] platform at a club you wrote a manual you read a manual to get an [ __ ] out of here he al wins this one this is i was like you had a [ __ ] peacock hat and you're like use tiptone yeah like you just do it don't know that's the same that's how is it different he made himself taller this way he made himself taller this way yeah it is you push the ground down yeah this is more ridiculous what's more ridiculous the hat and the book and the lifestyle i don't understand why that's ridiculous you could get a manual from somewhere you're going to watch your puerto rican brethren sexually harass women on the street and learn that way fire yeah that's how i learned initially fire and then i learned a better way wear stupid outfits and then the women harass you yeah he's tight you think i'm doing it this [ __ ] want all the attention yeah he's just mad you got a cheat code that's what it is yo you got to do it do the cheat codes yep yeah but it's like i'm sure that chico worked great but some of the l's you take in the beginning that's where you learn oh yeah i took some brutal l's what's the most what's the most brutal way you got rejected by a girl too many times do you remember like a distinct one like real bad i mean i just remember in the club like when you try to dance with them and they're like straight look at you to see if you're cute and then walk away dude it's like you're in an episode of next remember that show on mtv yeah next week the girls could just go next and you're [ __ ] done like you signed the waiver you got the permission and everything and they looked at your face and then you are over yeah and that happens in the [ __ ] club yo one time in high school i was at a party and this girl came by and i was like all right yeah i believe like cute and fun that was kind of my angle i would just be like the cute flirty guy yeah and she had money in her hand and she was kind of drunk and so i gave her a hug and i was like oh i'm gonna take the money like oh thanks for the five bucks yeah yeah and then i took out her hand and she didn't realize that i took out her hand and then she saw me with the money and then looked at me and goes did you just steal my money and i was like no i was trying to be funny like i took it as a joke like you saw me take it she goes no you just took it out of my pocket and i was like no i didn't and she starts yelling at everyone in the whole house and all these guys come over and they're like yo why'd you steal their money and i was like i didn't i was doing the joke to try to be nice and then they all got pissed me out to leave no you know it's crazy mark told us that whole story as if we don't know he's homeschooled he always had a face it doesn't matter my sister okay you took your thoughts why does that matter okay why does it matter okay he's five bucks okay i try to be friendly sorry sorry i'm friendly your story that's his cousin that he's hitting on that's a florida shirt they kicked you out the party though yeah they were kind of just like yo like did you steal her money and i was holding her money now you did steal it because you have to give it right back after the joke yeah we're holding it for a minute so no she noticed as soon as i came out of the hug and she was like oh why do you have it and i didn't have an answer i was like for funny and she's like why is that funny still my money and i was like when you say it that way it's not really funny yeah it's not funny but it's kind of cool it gets the conversation going then i had to leave yeah that was it what was her name i actually don't remember her name katrina yeah you probably could dream katrina what about you oh man so many so many i've been the ugly friend where like we were at a club and then a girl danced wanted to dance with my homies so then the other friend was like i mean i'll dance with this [ __ ] and i'm just here pretending i i have to dance with her for my homie but i know i just got rejected by this [ __ ] and we gotta still dance it was the most disheartening just [ __ ] sitting there for one song like you told me i'm ugly and i still have to dance on you for four and a half minutes what the [ __ ] is this she looked at me like ah like no oh you could she was not vocal but you could see the look you know when you see the look like fine all right it's like a make-a-wish kid like exactly it's like a make-a-wish i'm the favor you know what i mean and i still gotta dance with you oh bruh bro i remember once i like this girl um that worked at the grocery store you know my folks had a little beach house right there's one store in the whole [ __ ] community there's only one store it's the grocery store right right it's the only way you can get anything and i like this girl right and uh she was not feeling it yeah yeah yeah and i was low-key i'd be walking around my shirt off when i'm young as [ __ ] probably 12 13 flexing the abs it's not there no pets no nothing but like abs low kind of there or whatever i was i was really into it not feeling it and then she ends up hooking up with my boy oh and she knew that i wanted it and then she ended up hooking up with my boy this katrina asked [ __ ] this katrina asked [ __ ] and i had to see her and check out with items for a whole summer for a whole summer just watching her look at my loser ass nah that's where you flex bro you get the magnum condoms you go yeah bring it up [ __ ] yeah bring it up i guess it's me i'll jerk off into these condoms all night so that [ __ ] was brutal yeah [ __ ] walking up to the counter just slamming your [ __ ] you don't got self-checkout in this whole [ __ ] shitty-ass grocery making her do mad extra work i'll take a bag yeah oh and a plastic bag double bag that [ __ ] yeah you don't need her bro yeah you're right yeah i did fine yeah single though and you can learn to laugh at yourself when you get rejected hard and then you're liberated you're right those guys were the greatest man my boy siddiqui was a [ __ ] legend bruh yeah do you ever meet siddiqui the best you mess with so sadiki was an absolute legend this guy would hit on anything walking jamaican shouts of jamaicans and anything walking and he was he had a pretty good success rate but when it didn't go his way it meant nothing to him absolutely nothing hilarious wasn't even angry about it it would be more heartbreaking to him to not hit on the girl then get rejected like that would hurt his soul more he'd be like man i should have [ __ ] told you he would stay awake at night bro he was rolling around at me like i'm talking like man why the [ __ ] you need to finish that conversation i should have gotten rejected by that girl and i feel better right now but that guy had it down man you said some [ __ ] one time that i remember always it's like the moment you are immune to rejection yeah you're a superhero superhero that's gonna work for me yeah yeah double hit on anything but he does it in the hot spoke anything hot please but he'll yeah anything hot you have standards but uh and he does this thing that's so funny when he hits on girls this is how he hits on every single girl he goes like this like they walk by or something like that and he goes he goes hey what's his hand out like this right he goes like this he goes he goes hi one of a thousand no this is always the move like this and it confuses them for a moment where they're like is he gang like what's going on and then he just goes in and starts laying it on oh but he gets in they think there's like a that's like when andrew would wear the top hat you just need a signal you need a thing you're right there's a there's a there's a fish gay at the top two different that's two angles that's gay that's abraham lincoln i like to work hard i like to dig myself out of that so uh chad you can't hit all black girls with a top hat remember that's why we can eat here together that's kind of smart actually that's a good ass point you gotta dress like the savior yeah if you want indian chicks how do you dress you whatever your parents tell you to wear yeah oh no i'm talking about this not enough you're gonna say gandhi gandhi oh yeah okay i see you now right i was in my head about that patrice bit about hitting on black women he's just like you can't be like how you doing to a black woman if you say how you doing to a black woman she'll call you how you doing get out of here with that old hack how you doing i'm supposed to take my panties off now it's so good dove biggest rejection you ever had yeah so i really love this girl for years through high school tried everything was friend zone take her to clubs we'd dance she would tease the whole thing she ends up going to uc santa barbara with me and then i brought her out to a party and i was like i'm gonna make my move this time and then she met [ __ ] andrew and then that happened and i'm like this is not true bro this is not true this is not true i did strike it down split it open a 100 but i did that for you [ __ ] would be not even paying for [ __ ] at the grocery store in my face [ __ ] would let him get the free gum and then charge me for gum right afterwards wow that's insult to injury she dissing you like that she was dissing me like that bro you're making me pull a whole quarter out my porch scan your dick oh baby carrots oh weird this spiteful ass [ __ ] but that's not fair because he had a girlfriend the whole time that he was in high school so he wasn't really you're protecting him no it was when i was single but and the girl had the fatty bro white girl fatty oh let's go back [Laughter] oh let's go you would have been proud this girl had a fatty dish number one number one okay i'll i'll give a real one ball wagon bro covered wagon bruh bruh oregon trail let's go baby we're going west come on though it was going down your boy almost died of dysentery it's a gold rush that's found okay but i'll give another one off of alex's that you have to be in your mid-30s of like when you would go to these like just the clubs girls would be yeah you got it andrew has it girls would dance facing each other and it was like where you would freak behind girls and so you actually would go up to girls that didn't even really look at you they're dancing you just kind of go behind them and and go with the rhythm and you don't get rejected by them you're assaulting women basically but you don't get rejected by them you get rejected if the friend thinks you're you're hot or you're good or dancing they'll give a signal right in front of your face but when they reject you you're looking at the friend and the friend you give the face of the rejection to that and you're like just a little like they do that spin move and then move them over and move hey ambrose but that was wild that we could just dance like that i don't even think we wanted to dance like that no no we just thought that that's how you spell it you have to get good at dancing like that yeah and it was wild yeah you liked that yeah i loved it wait why yeah it was just good puerto rican if you were good it was like home that was yeah but is tinder if the friend has the phone now yeah i mean and now it's just up behind the girl like please you know you know it's the worst like when you would make like eye contact with a girl from like kind of far away on the dance floor and then you thought that it was a yes so you start like dancing up to him like moving in between people and then you get there and this [ __ ] was like you thought right i should be happy i'm very wrong we're not dancing now you gotta slowly dance back to your friends and between all the people and this is so crazy because that's before and then it takes long to get back to your friends so you just got four your friends just going come on now no oh that's that's i used to be tight when they like girls would say they had a boyfriend at the club like i have a boyfriend and i'd be like the [ __ ] you doing here you're doing it the [ __ ] are you doing here i just meandered through everybody in the whole club every time [Laughter] they would say that [ __ ] yeah i would say that like uh like i have a boyfriend and i was like oh you just got one oh hit him with the oh you just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score hey i've never said that what you know what it is it's weirdly similar to stand-up like the audience if they heckle or whatever is only going to say a certain amount of things that are all kind of the same so like when you're getting rejected yeah girls are gonna say the same things yes like oh i can't talk or oh i gotta go i'm on my way to work but there's like 10 things that they're going to say universally so you hear them enough and then you eventually start to like develop pictures i remember like when we would ask people to come beg people to come into comedy shows yeah they'd be the same lines that they would say i'm already a comedian this guy's already that was always the one what's that this guy's already a comedian i'm already funny i'm already a comedian what would your line to that be go [ __ ] yourself different approach that's effective that's awesome i just found that answer so upsetting that's the only one i remember uh this will sound obvious if a girl says i have a boyfriend i'd literally would say me too and i would play off of that oh because a lot of them if they were bullshitting you can figure out if they really had a boyfriend it buys you more time if they actually react in a funny way to it okay yeah trust me you would double down double down here also cause some of them are live i would love to [ __ ] him around i used to always ask if the boyfriend was indian and if he was i would not do anything this was like a rule i had and if he wasn't i was like let's go i don't give a [ __ ] and then i would tell them i would say i'm sure he can make you happy i can make you and your parents happy and that was my always my response every time there's one like if it was during the day or something like that and the girl would be like uh oh i can't tell i'm i'm going to work right now and uh there'd be two ways that i would go about it i have one i'd be like oh you got a job like that because then they're like wait yeah aren't you supposed to have a job or or it was like oh come on you two pretty have a job oh that's good and then they just giggle yeah but then you just have to follow them down the street [Music] you know what's crazy is like that was completely that was completely normalized like just following a girl while talking to them that was normal back then yeah up to like how long do you think it was okay before you realize like okay this is probably one quarter of a city block one quarter of a city block not avenue regular city block one quarter was reasonable hey let me tell you something you [ __ ] you put one yeah that's also a new york thing okay it sounds so crazy but here's the thing in most cases it was probably absolutely crazy but you have to understand for women in new york it's so [ __ ] difficult just to walk it's now it's probably way different because people aren't tinder and like everybody's terrified like all these young kids are terrified to meet a girl in person but when that's the only way that you can meet in person girls will get hit on all the time walking down the street like headphones were made to not get hit on you know what i mean like when they started making headphones real small girls like no no no no give me the biggest headphones give me the beats yeah you know oh yeah that was the best possible way to not get hit on so there was a little bit of a knee-jerk reaction i think from girls when you walked up the knee-jerk reaction was i don't want anybody talking to me yeah and if you got past that then maybe they're like okay i'm open to this so it sounds weird to go you got to kind of you know use some charisma to get past that initial block but i bet 90 of the guys that tried to do that were wrong yeah but that was normal yeah completely bad in new york though because if you grow up in a place where people aren't walking yeah you see the idea of following a girl that's walking you'd only see her in like your neighborhood or some [ __ ] yeah you're gonna like hound some chick in your neighborhood well it's but in new york it's totally different it sounds crazy describing it it's but i cannot tell you how many numbers even if it was going well she's still walking so then you're just kind of walking together then you get your her number the next block but that sounds ridiculous like if a girl is moving in a direction and you're just going in that same direction you're following a girl down the street yeah but this was completely normal and would work isn't that nuts i never did the train hit on did you i never hit on a girl in an enclosed space because they don't have in my mind i'm like they they should have the free will to just do whatever the [ __ ] they want like i've never hit on a girl in a gym i never hit on a girl like at work i never hit on a girl in a place where they can't just leave right because my feeling is like if we're just outside we're walking down the street or we're at like a bar you just go to a different place go to different parts other people around like yeah whatever but like going up to a girl in the subway or going up to go in a gym now it's uncomfortable for her the [ __ ] whole time in the gym no it's uncomfortable for you when you get rejected in the subway and then you just have to stay in that same [ __ ] that's why i didn't do it i just got to sit in the car you rejected worse i don't get rejected bro i just i just continued doing some sort of like performance like i just sing in mariachi music or something i do break dancing you're like hanging on the phone ladies and gentlemen no but you're 100 right getting rejected and having to sit there in front of everybody is wild man that's why i'll never do one of them [ __ ] uh what is it called um cruise ship comedy shows bro uh i heard a joke i don't know whose joke it was maybe it was ray romano or something he was telling me about bombing on a cruise ship that like the hallways are so skinny on a cruise ship that people can't pass each other like this they have to pass each other sliding by face to face so he would bomb right and then have to walk by he would shimmy by the crowd nose to nose oh my god dude and just hearing that story i'm like i'll never perform a comedy on a ship it's not worth it bro you gotta you gotta take that ship down with you yeah if i'm bombing we're all sinking yo that's the crazy thing though about your guys generation growing up and hitting on girls without cell phones like nowadays you could like go to a girl we have cell phones bro we're not that old bro nah like an iphone what no iphone iphone i'm saying like black berry a girl like like rejects you you look at your phone you're like oh yeah i'm getting a text like you have a diversion but like if you got rejected you just had to like stand there you're talking about like oh you didn't have anything to look at yeah like you just go what we look at afterwards yeah we look at our friends laughing at us yeah that's why we have way thicker skin okay every time you got rejected it was in front of your friends yeah i don't think i even hit on girls outside of my friends being there yeah like that'd be weird yeah you're just gonna hit on a girl alone that guy was alone the whole time no you're just with your boys sometimes if the girls bad you would hear them bruh i don't know i used to feel it it was performance art i used to get upset like say if i'm with my friends and i missed the ass that walked by because you know we all turned yeah yeah yeah it's like if i missed the chance to look at that ass it's like i missed out on a date see i'd be all insecure that the other women that were walking the same direction down the street as the ass would see me turn around immediately so what i would do is i'd walk like two steps after the ass and then i act like i miss my friends and i turn around and then i go like that and then i turn back oh yeah i gotta go i make up a whole fake story so the other women that i'd never seen again in the real world wouldn't judge me for staring at the ass the mosquito bro what the [ __ ] it's a great moment when every guy in a circle just stops talking when a hot girl walks by oh yeah it's the best bro that would unite cultures bro like maybe some like jamaican construction worker dude some like polish guy cleaning windows and like me and we all see that asking all of us that's what we love high fiving nice good man it's good the culture changed it's pretty good just telling these stories now it's a little terrifying no it's good dog never told us his rejection say what you've never told us like yeah rejection for real that wasn't your objection dude yeah that's just in the club those moments where you tell me he liked the girl he had a girlfriend at the time and he brought this he said he was single bro i'm a trustee this is when i became single sophomore year i was emotional i was it was at the frat house it was this you came to the party don't bring the sheep around the lions don't bring the sheep around the lion okay your boy was out there she came through with it yeah it's sipping on on my jew frat uh free alcohol said about your fraternity oh that's zion bro at the temple hey bro i was there i was there that's what you got to do that's nice she wasn't jewish though he did it for me i did it to protect you to protect yeah 100 [ __ ] is this guy upset about yeah the girl was out there nachos she had the spoiler on and everything dog [ __ ] was beautiful you were trying to mess with a guy like that bro yeah dude he's bad like that all right what else we got this guy said the n-word because he was on diabetes he had some diabetes acting up bro did you hear about this guys oh yeah yeah yeah yeah always actually is legendary oh yeah so the guys who were um doing the commentary on this like uh high school basketball girl high school basketball game it's girls right yeah i think so like first of all why is there even commentary on female basketball but they they're they're doing this game and their mics were hot which anybody listening right now means their mics were left on and they are kneeling for the anthem and he just drops the m-bomb on him right there multiple times multiple times super racist and then he said it was my diabetes my diabetes was acting up al do you believe it my sugar spiked he said sugar spikes hell no come on son hell no you never had to happen you get hung you're hungry you get angry yeah yes all right i don't get racist that we know but imagine if you had to commentate women's high school basketball you'd probably say some angry things and your diabetes and your diabetes was acting up bro i didn't say i didn't get sexist so yeah why even pick that job that's what i'm saying like none of this makes sense bro yeah like if you don't like black people you're probably not gonna commentate on basketball maybe he feels like it's whiter because none of them can dunk i guess but still isn't that weird yeah i don't understand it at all but going for the diabetes excuse might have been the most brilliant yeah like to me what that is is he's just going i'm racist you know like i am racist nothing i can do about it because i can't get rid of this diabetes so diabetes not going anywhere so neither of these end bombs just stay away from me make sure that you know i'm just stop saying then bob feed me some chocolate yeah you know who did stop saying the n word who you heard about papa john i was just going oh yeah yeah hey my man put in work no it wouldn't work how many months to get out of that was it 20 months 18 months 18 months to get the n-word out of his vocabulary i mean that guy put in work yeah he put in effort man can we give him back the pizza spot nah still no he put it in 18 months to get rid of the n-word son so that's 18 months of n words that he was dropping no he was getting rid of it yeah but if it took 18 months that means he kept [ __ ] up during those 18. he was weaning himself off yeah it's like one of those patches and i'm not you know it might be racist what did papa john's give you in addition to pizza breadsticks garlic butter garlic butter who struggles with hypertension racially speaking more than any other group he's killing my people black people that was a ploy my man has been trying to he's been trying to get rid of him alone who has the least papas yeah he says oh i'm gonna be your papa and then i'm gonna kill you with garlic knife al he love bombed you yeah yeah and then he's garlic butter he's [ __ ] up we're on your side out oh my god yo yeah all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because you need to step up your style a little bit okay and uh fellas especially a watch is the really only acceptable form of jewelry i mean i have a necklace on right now that has a penguin on it and even saying that i feel uncomfortable so a watch is the only acceptable form of male jewelry i think that's universally exciting absolutely it don't matter which community it is every single male community will go yeah you could do a watch that's the flex grown up flex grown up flex shows you got some [ __ ] going on you're not using it to tell the time you're using it to set a 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could literally double their subscriptions i mean think of how many people are using their friends netflix and they ain't gonna give up netflix no i guarantee you if they cut down that sharing [ __ ] they double the number of people that are subscribing i don't even know what my queue is like my queue is if so many people have my password i'm just like how the [ __ ] did this get so many times i'll see a movie or do you want to keep watching and i'm like i don't any number of people could be watching this [ __ ] i got no point i gave it to everybody no you're bugging you got to create the other profiles so they don't [ __ ] up you i already have four dog i'm maxed out on profiles but they're great drug dealers they gave the product office rip it out now you need it and now pulling it away 100 and you're going to pay that 15 they keep going up in price i think they're up to like almost 17 years yeah i was paying 18 that's going up but in our lifetime that's gonna be fifty dollars not even a lifetime in the next ten years it'll be [Music] fifty dollars yeah and it sucks because i had just said i'm like yeah if they go above 20 i'm cutting it and i'm using somebody else's password and now they just [ __ ] don't you remember saying that about uh movie tickets i remember i was like yo once movie tick i might have been said this if movie tickets go over ten dollars i'm not going no more maybe it was it was either ten i think it was ten movie takes go over ten dollars i'm not going anywhere that [ __ ] is at what 15. this is how i know i'm old because i remember movie tickets being 325 yeah bringing this [ __ ] up we sound like that's harry yeah that's what i've already i remember movie tickets being a quarter and you guys are you yeah you know i'm doing that same [ __ ] now i remember 325 movies so i never had this because we're from new york but like probably where you're from or country bumpkin ass you could go to a matinee oh yeah like yeah i think we had that wait you had matinees yeah how did you have matinees well you told me it was the first showing before noon or some [ __ ] like that i think they still have it yeah i think i think you're just so not new york that you don't know what's going on in your own city that was the most insulting thing you said yeah why don't you get a new shirt they're coming but yeah nah but when tickets prices started going up then i just started watching a second movie for free that was my way of getting getting back at my mom taught me about that movie hopping my mom taught me how to movie hop and i was such a [ __ ] square that i was like mom i don't think we should do this this is like really wrong like i had to tell her that we can't do it she snuck us into a [ __ ] movie man it was fire she's like taking your top hat off we're going to see star wars unbelievable ballsy ass and the [ __ ] hot dogs got like to ten dollars i just started bringing in my own meals and [ __ ] like that i would come in with like whole ass tupperware tupperware chinese food chopsticks the whole night went through a movie with robbie and casey casey had every dog she opened up her purse just had full ass meals for everybody oh you guys was incredible that was incredible i can't eat a meal in the dark what do you mean i don't eat in the dark use the screen really yeah i like the reason i like the popcorn the reason i like the snacks and that kind of stuff is that you know it's just um i know this is going to sound absolutely [ __ ] but uh i don't have to look at it i know what it tastes like i know if i'm eating a burger i know what it tastes like but i like to see what the bite is you know if i'm a visual eater a little bit like if i'm eating like some chicken broccoli like i put the fork in i don't know if i got chicken i don't know if i got broccoli i want to know what it is before it hits my [ __ ] mouth with popcorn i know it's popcorn hits my mouth i do not like eating in the dark what about a restaurant with low lighting i'm kind of like my pops my pops would make the whole restaurant turn the light up when he got old he'd be like so dark and you can't see anything in here can you turn it on no we've got i picked with the restaurant movie that is a that is a jew thing too what do you mean just like making everybody else uncomfortable for you [Laughter] no no but like jude that is a jewish thing it's a jewish new york thing to like ask the restaurant to change certain things about the restaurant when you're in there mm-hmm like uh turn up the ac turn down the ac like turn up the lights my dad is a hundred percent wow he grew up in the upper east side of manhattan it's gonna you know rub off a little but he would ask that he would tell the restaurant turn up the lights say what it must be nice if you all would tip a little bit maybe you could do that kind of thing oh i overcompensate i know but your people that's why he's wearing this jacket so you see his food when he goes to the dark restaurant like finally but yeah you you uh you would never ask them to do that no i've never actually an adjustment yeah i would never do that that'd be fun it's their establishment i'm coming to your house and i'm gonna ask you to change some [ __ ] let me turn the light on a little bit so we can see what's going on over here well i mean i've never been to a restaurant that was that low that it bothered me like the light was that low like remember we went to poppy steak yeah my dad would one he'd be like it's kind of loud guy from the [ __ ] gypsy kings was singing he'd be like do we need to do two people yesterday that were chopping up with the bartender from boston they ended up walking out because they wouldn't uh make adjustments on their like omelette oh yeah they wanted to make an adjustment on the omelet the restaurant wouldn't do it they left that's great wait after they got the omelette no before they ordered before they ordered they ordered cocktails we sat at the bar like just like morning cocktails and they they walked out yeah it was great not lovely gotta respect it if i gotta be loud to talk to you and hear you i'm out i don't wanna i wanna know parts of it now do other jewish people hear that and they understand oh dude dove spotted him out [ __ ] truffled him oh and he was he was he was big like very transparent about it like he starts a conversation and like within two minutes he goes what's your last name what's your last name he's like schwinkle or something like that right something like that it was actually close you know it was something like twinkle and uh and then uh he was like oh yeah shoes then they did their little thing and he had his like jewish necklace and then the wife goes uh yeah i'm actually not jewish you know soda and then dove could not have been less interested in continuing that company didn't look at her no do you know what i just kept looking at him yeah by the way we went outside and was going back home i had to go south to france they drove me of course you got jewish uber bro you got jupiter you got jupiter down south because i wanted to get to know them better see like whatever like they were just dropping these things was like they're new to miami moved into the and i was just like i like making friends jews don't trust uber that's why i had to do it bro you think yeah german word dude son yeah come on i'm not trusting that last time germans had control of the destination that she did not work out [Music] [Laughter] all right guys um listen thank you all so much for listening to uh flagrant ii thank you so much for spreading the word thank you for telling your friends telling your family telling the world um we have a patreon and it is the biggest comedy patreon in the world no big deal but we want to be the biggest patron in the world so we want the [ __ ] army you guys that haven't listened yet to go subscribe i'm telling you there is nothing that has this much value on the planet you get a new episode every single friday patreon.com flagrant2 a brand new episode of the flagrancy every single friday i mean there are different tiers five bucks is probably what most you guys are doing we got the captains out there doing it big we also got the lieutenants but just think about that four episodes a month five twenty five and a half spending more on coffee continue the flagrance we spread the word spread the love thank you all so much we going for number one we appreciate you god bless you

Channel: Flagrant 2

Views: 1,170,147

Keywords: Andrew Schulz, Flagrant 2, joe rogan, bill burr, theo von, monday mornings, dave chappelle, JRE, King and the sting, fighter and the kid, tiger belly, your moms house, tom segura, bad friends, bobby lee, andrew santino, chris hansen, to catch a predator, dateline NBC, comedy, podcast

Id: KqQc2ZiBDpA

Length: 139min 0sec (8340 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 16 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/theblackvanilla]

Lmao literally the week after Alex Jones said Chris Hansen was dead

[u/GetHobbit]

“To not know who you are, as a pedophile, is disrespectful.”

[u/beanandchesse]

Idk but I’m more hype for this episode

[u/YoungProdigyNBA]

Holy shit back to back bangers!

[u/ArmchairHandjob]

I was ready to hate this, but Chris Hansen was dope to listen to.

[u/Payme619]

Wonder how many complainers we gonna have this week

[u/RedzRat562]

Andrew leaning heavy on his shock jockeyness lately.

[u/elizarraras87]

Chris Hansen? That's dope

I'm assuming the Bitcoin Guest gonna be a patreon episode?

[u/ogchidizzle13]

Will their be another public service announcement at the end this week?