DeFUN The Whites w/ Aba from “Aba & Preach” | Flagrant 2 with Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh

now um what am I getting my dog I get my dog I think in a couple weeks I'm not exactly sure no - excited about my dog sign I got a [ __ ] hater in my girl's family bro my girl's brothers I don't care though no I don't care but my girls bro but I do but I don't here's a reason I thought it was just like you hate me is one of my girls brothers hates me I thought you just hate me and I was like I'm cool with it yeah but I think he's trying to sabotage your boy like he was talking to pops and trying to say that I want to give away the dog Wow not my going to the shitty one we got that I was just a fan of the project dad dad bro where's the noose so white but it was crazy I'm trying you know impress the dad get the debt on my side you know it's in yeah and if [ __ ] open somebody tries to sabotage we're gonna get to the one of the best visit Akash has ever retweeted in my entire life bro this [ __ ] was amazing [ __ ] go boy but [ __ ] is the week I'm meeting the dad and everything dad [ __ ] is going swimmingly do me oh you don't know what that's about and for real so and and then all the sudden the last hour me apparently called the Pops I tried to [ __ ] sabotage your boy saying I wanted to get rid of the dog yeah again he just told the truth man he probably just preparing the dad like yo get ready man y'all really making good argument I didn't come out in that way how did you come back for were you like no I love it you know what I said I didn't deny it I guy said you know what I don't like that dog but I don't like the dog because I have only value animals as much as they value me so if an animal doesn't like me I don't like it hmm that's a decent save that's what I said I don't like that dog but what is the dad doing to impress you because that's what matters the parents got to impress you if you really wanted to sabotage here just be like yo dad you know he thinks you need to impress him Obul down sheltered you bro he was driving that car fast he I think he was letting me know he's here to impress you I think he was like oh I'm good driving cars y'all know about f1 and y'all some F [ __ ] tens that's better I was just using the F word differently and you are the f1 f1 yeah dude we just figured it out it's so little Anna's European yeah yeah why is that the thing he tried to sabotage you with why is there something else yeah you need to impress him depressive I was like yo pick me up from Rogen you know yeah that's ill he pride oh no that means no he did he was in there in the green room took him in the green room oh this line as he was trying to impress him be talking [ __ ] like you don't care to impress me lying because you feel that way before you're in the moment you're me like before you're there it's almost like going like I don't care if I bomb with this open mic and then you get onstage back throwing haymakers bro all weekend let's go all weekend oh my god now it's fun it was good [ __ ] these throw out there that you hit up Rogan I am gonna be in the city you know what you want to do and then Rob was like oh come through that's a look like you just casual with Rogen I didn't say I didn't say it like that I just say it was cash like that yeah I mean I didn't say it was cash like that it was it but I will tell you this and I told you earlier but I get to tell the flagger to fever right now we went full red pill uh-huh yeah unrolled yeah okay I brought up your boy bill still yeah we brought up the fed we would we went deep state I asked rogue and I was like I go yo what's what's the conspiracy you really want to know about cuz he was trashing flat flat earth and he goes he says there first thing he goes honestly I want to know what's up with the deep state and then we went in while [ __ ] why man the only thing less interesting than bill still is hearing you talk about this I was like man this is losing it's like when the train you know the train is speeding up it goes to get to brush it was no to choose when you know your bomb bomb with the dad bomb talking about why you didn't bomb of the daddy at a heckler just [ __ ] up your [ __ ] dude I had a heckler man oh [ __ ] [ __ ] like me my girl's brother come on was good do Manny listens okay well listen that's selfish that means he doesn't like his own sister Yeah right wait a minute make them make argument like you're making her happy and so if he doesn't like you that means he doesn't like his own sister he doesn't want he doesn't want her to be happy her to have multiple gasm as a friend I feel like I should tell you to stop but I also don't let you be out here alone why did you go tell him that you should just look him in the eye and said look dude I'll give her that badge you just tell her if you just tell him that he goes I I didn't know you gave her that bag true true what if I was just like yo the real thing is that there can only be one doggystyle in my that's why we gotta get rid of that [ __ ] oh boy [ __ ] but now I do got a point I do have a point do I not have a point think that's wild to say Oh Ohio slice a while bro good we're fighting against oppression right now oppress family brother privilege yeah you got a point you know took that one crazy white boys aren't just white different why not just do it different why wild crazy well disrespectful he should punch you in your face for what that's cuz I don't know if there's a reason it's disrespectful but it's not wrong it's disrespectful they have sex with my girlfriend with my dick for me is that disrespect you know you chew it out number he listens yeah dogs anyway yo go check out the Rogen episode it's up today it's fun it gets wild I mean yeah I guess wild [ __ ] well there's one moment where I go to the bathroom in the middle of a wild conversation I promise you we didn't cut anything but I know people are gonna go you know why wouldn't they were talking about these people killing people all the sudden you took a break also if anything happens to me tragically I want everybody listen to it like in the near future when everybody listen to abso and there's the reasons in it the reasons in it then I can even point to what I think it would be hmm it's on what's your gland pick my way with your glam pick that's gonna be in a mirror I'm not letting you pick it I'm asking you right now we gotta pick mine yeah what pose I would want to do I mean which one do you want to see on all the mirrors like black people need a glam pick you might say like the nose now like awesome revolution you know be kind of go if you bury me but like my nose revolution [ __ ] like that you know I mean like the [ __ ] the mask for V for Vendetta it's just the nose of Andrew you've spray-painting like the revolution is oh that means secret meetings here so we have the secret meetings bro we gettin down to the bottom of this [ __ ] bro [ __ ] yes Apple Koide yo yeah I gotta play this clip bro do you know did you see the thing out guys post on Twitter tweet with all the Indian flags needed oh my god I'm wire ass clip I'm on Twitter history I literally have I took the red-eye in tonight I took that red pill then we took that red-eye okay I go on I'd land in New York I'd go on Twitter I believe I'll and you're going Twitter and Akash has this up there's this video do you see it out do you want me a Texas II Texas all right let me go get it right quick so how has this video claim was going on to the spelling bee and like the early 2000s maybe even earlier but an Indian kid goes up this is before everybody knew what we were doing at the spelling bee this might have been our moment like our coming-out party you guess the word al opioid I think alopecia oh you got it right there yeah also by the way just real time they're trying to cancel me over that joke about Somali Clips back in the day on Twitter yeah yeah they're coming back from me it's funny they will try to cancel the people cancel the okay so okay so now the the tweet all right so gives you up-to-date information as the podcast goes how many more people are jumping on this page it's like oh it's going down yeah full screen it so this is at a million views this is back when the Spelling Bee is still espn2 mad grainy you know high-def and the kid gets the word a love P code and then legit passes out oh no no just play it just so we could see it okay okay I'm trying to hold it together huh and he out watching okay gentlemen apparently has fainted look gets himself off the ground comes back wobbly let's go that's what I look at my man's right there first of all nobody helped him that she was hilarious a child in front of adults passed out hit their head on the ground and none of the other kids budged son right none of the other kids but none of the [ __ ] parents did anything how do you feel about that I think they were just so confident that like doctor here Doogie Howser does sound Indian right how does impressive what that kid yeah he's not Indian so play we know play it just happened like he probably passed out from stress and then he just like a [ __ ] I'm up let's do it holy [ __ ] yeah if you didn't get over they might have left him there the rest of the focus yeah his parents gonna beat his ass as well that's an honor killing bro yeah can I say I think nobody went to help him because if you did maybe they would have told you the word and how to spell it oh that's why the parents are like [ __ ] I can't go help my kid mmm interference yeah parents are piece of [ __ ] yeah there's Indian parents right yeah they just don't care that's [ __ ] up sorry yo I'll be great at spelling bro why'd you pick spelling y'all pick some weird [ __ ] to be good at spelling dr. he a house doctor engineer house how weird right the spelling I get y'all no spelling what else are we good at Oh with that baseball [ __ ] that you get with a baseball bro they don't even got mitts I know you're just out sharing a [ __ ] bear feet with your relist you guys love insects that much dude crickets and ooh God Jesus no spelling bees all we can do is it's the easy way to a scholarship you just got a spell like he's just memorizing I can't fathom you get a scholarship from just being able spell things if you guys you're a National Spelling Bee champion I think you would go wherever you want okay all right how you spell bored because that's what I am by this bro what are the best what's that what's that comic what's his name is there yeah neo or something like every white guy no no Mario Norman yeah yeah but like the older guy of that I went to the knee or McDonough Norm Macdonald yeah yeah yeah right yeah and then oh yeah I got my coffee yeah funny how you can ruin anybody yeah lots of big them up okay he's a genius but when you lose that guy's man now you get it don't write my gonna steal make that what's the name Norma Donald yeah so norm acknowledge on Conan right yeah he was on with carrot top yeah oh this is so good oh my god this clip was amazing you've seen this clip you seen it so he's all the carrots I'll explain have it and carrot top is he's on with that girl who's doing a movie with Kay yeah the girls didn't move the carrot top and the movies call that chairman of the board and the whole time norm is sitting the second time you tell story why don't you spell the story so the whole time norm is in the second seat you're normally after the person interviews they stick around and they barely talk yeah he's ripen norm just keeps [ __ ] on carrot top via this girl and the fact that she did a movie with him like she literally cannot say sentence without norm sniping and ruining every so Kohner goes to girl bull all right what's the name of the movie and she's like its chairman of the board and then Cohen goes to norm he goes sir do you have a joke for that norm and he goes is it spelled Bo are the greatest in the moment reactions bro yeah man see two great stories we gotta get off this spelling topic doc I you spell drown dog [ __ ] let's talk about black people you know that's a interesting segue that you did that why how y'all got that reputation can you swim I can but I'm put are you mean but it is funny though when like you look at the Caribbean in the islands it's all black people that love swimming they can swim yeah but then that's the talking about American blacks but why are American blacks not good at swimming why what is the aversion to water well you learn to swim when you're young and most people don't get the opportunity to go to a pool or Beach ah but what about like a lake or something like that community pool where is it where's the lakes the lakes in the hood Oh No so say you got if you don't start early then boom that's all it is yeah but what about poor whites poor whites always be swimming maybe around they find a lake around lakes yeah I like Lakes camping all that outdoor white people should poor blacks are not settling around lakes yeah water we don't like nature we don't like outdoors okay now did they not settle around war because the last time Lockport cities but also I think I think pools were like super segregated that was like one of the most segregated things really yeah yeah yeah it was like yeah like some stuff started getting integrated a little but they were like not pools we can't mark be knowing definitely know no integration in the pools really we're pissed about there was one place where they were like no you have to integrate the pool this isn't like Montgomery Alabama but they're like you have to integrate the pool is how why they created a deep end [Laughter] [ __ ] drain the whole pool no yeah they're like alright we're gonna come in where does not gonna have a pool anymore like they like cancel the whole party there's an Alabama [ __ ] you guys gotta integrate the school what do you one better [Laughter] ah so weird why would you not want to go swimming with blacks it wouldn't be nice to be better at something athletic than a black person yeah just for once I mean for argument's sake let's entertain it like if you're coming through it from that example it's just such a weird that's something I don't understand about white supremacy it's like they don't seem that confident that they're supreme Yeah right like all these like white supremacist are super afraid of Mexicans but the metric they're calling it right there superflee the black people are gonna take our girls in photography yeah if you really believe you're the [ __ ] how you why are you worried I think Mexicans steal your jobs if you're better than them boom that was gonna both hold up you can't steal my job if I'm better than you that's what I'm saying if you true like we own like if you really believe your supreme be about that life yeah hopefully they work at a gas station they're like the Jews will not replace that yeah I don't think they will over a minute wait a minute is this no that's the thing they were saying is Charles Ville they're like the Jews will not report that you were doing gas station like there's like whoa we're going with electric cars so you are getting replaced it's over dude it is huh done spell gas station we already did a spelling bee on you know gas station no gas they felt like she's so nice we own them yeah I mean that's not you Indians though yeah nah who is it you tell it hip huh how you tell it hip it's not his Indians so which ones on it that's the Punjabis they don't it and good news if you draw these and Gujaratis but not you yeah what are you guys on [Laughter] funny about aliens brush it is out here like with the blacklivesmatter like we got a support we got a have equality and the second you asked anything about their casted bike now technically I'm one of the higher caste person like you know obviously like we are the [ __ ] sheriffs or whatever whether they call Pope citizenship what are the Romans yeah yeah priests priests priests yeah yeah yeah yeah you love that high cash to be honest you look I guys love to brag about the meat he can eat but none of the rest of them can what can you eat what can you eat everything except me look at that take a sip to take a sip on that just starving ass indians turkey you know one thing i noticed uh this past weekend yeah why people have taken over this movement i went to two marches go [ __ ] me oh wait a minute ella i know i would say there was five black people for every hundred white people there's none I was shocked and this was in Flatbush Brooklyn sign I was in Santa Barbara okay no white is [ __ ] but they had a had had a march going to it and so I took my girl's family and [ __ ] house I really tried to impress not this show t I love that impresses them I mean it's like it shows you I'm with it yeah I mean her dad was fresh out of surgery I'm like making him hobble down the [ __ ] Street to go to this report and but I just wanted to check it out cuz I was like there's no black people is Hannah barber like very few right yeah and there was a few people there and it was cool everybody supporting everything like that but I start to look around at the people at the March and I was like hmm saw Matt white [ __ ] with dreads hippie doubt Burning Man [ __ ] and right a few like [ __ ] is [ __ ] and one just had a sign this chick with titties and everything I'm a man I was like that got nothing to do with what's going on here right and I go oh [ __ ] this has become the outcast like anybody who's an Alkesh they fight against the system that they believe has oppressed them is now supporting this thing and they're saying it in terms of black lives matter but part of me is kind of like they just want to tear down the system that made them feel like [ __ ] we're inferior or not part or something and I wonder if it's gonna start to get co-opted because as I see more of these things they're looking fun and I'm not saying you shouldn't have fun at a protest but you shouldn't I think people should have never cupid shuffle at that protest that's one of that was the tipping point that's and white people are like you know yo son be honest right if you're at a protest and you're the powers-that-be and you see them screaming and angry and defacing public property and doing that kind of [ __ ] you're like yo we got to do something hmm if you see [ __ ] dancing and singing and yg dropping new music that's a block party it's a block parties here like oh they're good they just want to kick it right they're gonna be good everything's fine I really don't know if it helps the severity and seriousness of the movement if everybody's so joyous can I be honest though that's why if you're just doing a peaceful protest without like any kind of economic sanction of any kind in form of a formal yeah nobody I don't think is gonna listen you're just hanging out on a percent agreement who gives a [ __ ] women's March yeah yeah what that change I can't name like a single piece of legislative difference like what would it change I would say just the collector give some of these women the careers they wanted what oh yeah yeah but I would just say like behavior has changed a little bit yeah I don't know if that was from the March but I understand but it is interesting that you saw that and I wonder if that affects it like I think the me - movement a lot of people were like oh [ __ ] yeah maybe we could be a little better but the March I don't think I don't want to talk about that meets you should I'm just I'm just saying the March I don't think did and he's like I think the March where people were like oh yeah these [ __ ] are talking for this they're serious oh that sign really changed my perspective yeah let's talk about this this black lives matter thing okay so you're in there yeah and then you feel like what happened like this it was it still black lives matter we're like yo this is a party people just need to know something the message I still on point but there is fun being had yeah it's like you know the chants the rhyming it's like yeah it's it is fun yeah sometimes somebody will pass with like a really big ass speaker and just be playing music and [ __ ] like that but at the same time there's still for every for every two songs of fun then there's chance to [ __ ] the police and all that type of stuff going on as well so it's like the message is still on point it's still black lives matter very yet so but yeah but now I feel like what's and this is my concern right like I'm concerned that what happens is when you get power and you get influence you start to ask for more and more [ __ ] right and I fear that the focus will go away from the thing that they want and then the goals will start to get unrealistic and then nothing will be achieved okay I will tell you break for a second guys um go drink don't be hungover simple as that do you want to be able to drink and not be hungover I mean you're drinking probably way more now you're in quarantine your shelter at home I think I've drank 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premeditated murder so two is intent with no premeditation and right as premeditation so the concern I have is they up the charge and then the masses were like yeah stay up the charge but I'm like yo hold up if you chart if you go in there trying to get Murder two you can't settle from her two three you're not gonna settle for murder three so you might not get anything so here's a strategy because I was looking that up but I was worried about that as well okay added to it and so it's better to go in with a bunch of charges better okay because then you're more likely for the nobility all right we're not gonna charge them with the hardest [ __ ] but we'll give them one of the little ones okay and so if the biggest one was the murder three yep he might have walked on that one but now that Murder two is the biggest one now it's like most like divorce settlement bow the [ __ ] goes on one half and you go 10% you are and that's my same theory on these marches cuz I know you disagree that's not how it goes Oh 10% okay generous I don't work like that 10% I'm not saying what's right and wrong I'm saying what happens you think dudes out here getting divorced and giving up 10% how much they give about half yo Nick come on bro that's usually more than a she's working for the government no coincidence that Alexandria Ocasio Cortez won't refuse to give up 65% single ass yeah once you get a man that could give you a half single [ __ ] in Congress like we want heavier tax money get a rich man okay okay back to this so distracting us from black lies and white people that supported I figure disagree with this but I think the protest and them asking for you know defunding or abolishing the police is a good place to start Sam what the what is going on here I feel it's a great place to store okay let's have this discussion defund the police yes defund the police okay why would you want to make them less fun [Laughter] okay what is what is what is defunding the police break it down because at the surface anybody that hears that yeah it's realistic yes right and calls the police anybody it's like I'm gonna call the police it was like don't defund them yeah so break it down maybe it's something that we don't understand two different things so there's one group asking to defund the police as in take away funds because their their practices haven't been like for the people and redistribute those funds to other things like community leadership or counseling or things of that nature like just different ways to police the the community yep then there's people who want complete defunding like like almost abolishing it right and starting anew so let's let's do uh let's start with the first one which i think is like the most realistic one that a lot of people are which is basically and mark clarify this cuz we had this discussion before which is like from and if I'm saying something wrong correct me but right now the police do a lot of jobs that aren't necessarily policing correct for example like if there's a homeless people doing something wrong right the police will be sent there instead of maybe like a counselor that might be better equipped with how to deal with a crazy person they could help him and my cousin is a psychiatrist and he's like police don't go [ __ ] they just drop him off at the hospital they're like here you go and then they get out right [ __ ] so so they go like okay that's a perfect example and then maybe like suicide is another situation where the police will go there but maybe again you could have a different vision where you'll have counselors go there and help right yeah hostage negotiation I'm sure there's like a hostage expert there but you might also call the police so I think the defunding thing the idea is and it's poorly worded but instead of going instead of defunding the police you're basically going why don't we just use the police for what they're supposed to do and then use other experts for these fields yes for what they are supposed to do a couple other things are like the DNA testing sex kits rape kits and stuff like that yeah cuz all those stuff tend to be really backed up in most places right and then the police claim oh we don't have the funding we don't have then let you just do them so that'd be interesting about defunding I think that's why if we had a different word people who digest it way better so the pushback that I would give to that this is what I've read is how that helps save black people they're talking about listen let me just make the point is like all these divisions that are talking about defunding aren't when police kill black people right one second so it's like black people aren't homeless when they're getting killed by the police right black people aren't crazy when they're getting povo killed by the police black bare feet what other things they do it's not DNA kits or sex kits that black people are getting killed by the police the places where black people are getting killed by the police or in the violent crime situations the pullovers the stops nothing I would disagree with that give me one that's not Floyd he was called for a counterfeit bill but you need police for that you can send like an auxiliary cop that doesn't need a gun for for like type of like financial fraud situations yeah like it's you I think police should be there for violent situations if a guy is just like oh he's trying to counterfeit bill let's just call you you know how they have like take a cops backup outside of that right outside of that we can look at a lot of these scenarios in a lot of these situations where cops have killed innocent black people and they aren't in the situations which they're saying that they should defund and I would probably go so far as to say 99% of the times where innocent black people are killed by the police they're not in those slivers of policing that they want to defund so I don't know if that functionally helps the problem that's the pushback I would yeah but I'm saying the people who are acting for that they just want police for violent situations and those are the situations where they unlawfully kill blacks so why like violin situations like a robbery like shoot out somewhere and solve that a counterfeit bill a selling a loose cigarette these aren't things where a stop with a gun is speeding what he's saying yeah getting pulled over this flannel Castillo is just that the routine traffic Scott yo Loki so back up you don't even need a D front why does a highway cop I'm trying to think of scenario try to pull know what they're gonna say poke holes in my own are poke holes in my argument but why does a routine highway cop not I'm not just routine hi wake up why is it that why do they have to have a gun if you're just giving tickets because we're gonna say in a way the number one way cops get killed is routine traffic stops I need to have my gun you are putting us in danger to which kind of I would be like yeah you've knew that when you signed up for this job it's a dangerous job that's what they tell cops in Europe ever me let me just poke a hole my own argument sometimes you pull someone over and then they have drugs in the car and they don't want to get caught with those drugs so then they start shooting it's there and then it becomes a bigger type of crime yeah and a lot of like smaller things escalate quickly because of the person that's involved that person might be some mafia dude that's got [ __ ] kilo cocaine in the back he's like I'm not going to jail for 25 years boom boom boom but you just pulled him over cuz he's speeding and so I would say I think those occurrences happen a lot less than a normal traffic stop yeah so for those situations if all the people are aware like it's almost like how a lot of London most cops don't have guns people are aware that the cops don't have guns so things don't tend to escalate if I also don't have guns ready design an armed Republic where America is but I'm saying like so say if a drug dealer knows like oh the traffic cop doesn't really have a gun that I don't really need to shoot them to get away I can just run away and then that person just hauls in the actual please be like yo this person ran and I suspected something now the police can come in for a situation like that but for a routine traffic stop you don't need to have this hottest police officer who's been trained in combat training who first thought is like oh I gotta protect myself at all cost like and I could be in danger in a split second because we're trained to react none even know we're trained to anticipate and that's one of the problems in like the way we're trained like as a law enforcement person it's like we have to anticipate that is gonna be danger and then don't hesitate to react on it and that's what goes wrong half the time it's a split decision where someone's like complaining about the way cops talk to you during a traffic stop and you're like you're not trying to de-escalate anything you're just trying to ask like you know I pulled you over what makes you think you're better than everybody else that you can just beat and they can't and it's like it's just not anything that could happen is just escalating right I mean and if you have people that were trained and de-escalating just writing the ticket amen I got to do this sorry it is what it is like and then if we need to search the car call for backup whatever you're not to wait here and then one of the like the tertiary benefits is that you can have like military police or like actual violent police like police that are dealing with violence are able to get like more specifically trained trained for longer and you're able to allocate more money into a smaller subset I'm a police but tip to shelters point where you're [ __ ] up marketing-wise is saying defunding the police it's such as oh I'm in danger and that's but that's how you don't get headlines but back back up it's not only Republicans I think the average person sees the word defund police and they go well I don't want a police force that's so depleted that they can't protect me is that reasonable is that what you guys thought when you first saw this is I personally think is a problem with like liberal academia is that they will work through all of the problems and then come up with solutions and then present the solutions and they sound crazy so like for example they're like oh like everyone has to acknowledge their white privilege and it's like what you're saying my life is easy and it's like no no no I've actually just been thinking that like you know we've been studying sociology for you know 50 years were like oh yeah white people just do the virtue of your skin you have an easier time blah blah blah and so now you have to acknowledge like the whole explanation of it yes so they come up with they solve the problems over years and years and years and then they come up with the solution that is just like a headline and it sounds crazy as opposed to what as opposed to like okay here's the problem or like yeah but that's that can't be a headline exactly so the issue is that like one of the things they want to make waves with it and they know it's gonna be spread around and they know that this idea is gonna be shared by everybody and now it's this common goal it sounds sexy and you jump behind a sexy idea it's no different than what Trump does right it's like it's just it's super interesting but it is true though Sarika true but like about how the Democrats operate in that way like I think a perfect example was that [ __ ] horribly embarrassing like Kinte cloth photo dude why people are tap dancing for your vote right now how do you how does it feel how does it feel well I mean it feels good there you go I did you get one of those no no but it only feels good because it's like we're finally being acknowledged the way that going about it is funny so it's more so it feels good because it's entertaining but it's like hey any awareness to improving the way my livelihood I'm all on board you know why people really treating black people like an angry girlfriend now how are you feeling like I got to Babel watch whatever you want to watch like their tree they're talking to them like that how you would deal with an angry girlfriend who's previous boyfriends have been beating her up yeah that was like she's more on edge she's more like that yeah so it's like you need to cuddle a little bit yeah but what was that foot rub [ __ ] a foot [ __ ] someone explain what that foot rub [ __ ] how racist so further adue doesn't know what's going on apparently there was some protest where like black people were able to sit down and then white people were washing their feet or like rubbing their feet every I seen is in a tree going around yeah thank you reparations have gone down so much for black people okay yeah you guys are promised a lot of for me when I look at that I'm like how racist do you have to be yeah man that you are going to rub someone's feet so that they don't know how racist you are cuz nobody that actually sees black people as equal if a black guy came up to me like yo you're white I'm black rub my feet beat your [ __ ] ass right now if you are scary and black no really are you [ __ ] kidding me talk to tell me to rub your feet yo maybe that's my why people want over Oh black people's feet because that's the whitest part of their body there's the white part yeah you know but isn't that crazy you know like I couldn't believe it and I really think there's some like deep down [ __ ] racism guilt about your racism nobody that treats someone equally would do that to themselves I don't know if it yes'm I just think it's like they don't know what to do like you were saying well that's an overreach it's really simple not knowing what to do said like ok if this is going to show that I'm not racist like I'll do it oh man do that like what if Indians were like you've met black people you've made fun of us for years rub our feet no no Robin Akash they're just like you said it's all over I also don't overcorrect also the point is there's no way y'all look down and there's no way you could look at somebody that asthetically inferior and say that's my equal off like I'm to use your hair yeah that's me maybe black people as a whole maybe like I do but maybe we're like um ok we have my dog is that like we're like Goldendoodles to them like we're exotic you know I mean being Indian what what's wrong with the dog meat I made my shoes named tikki masala but dinky sabi but for real oh don't do that bro don't don't don't don't do that to my god me eros at me Oh what does that mean a Hindu means I think [ __ ] no problem you know this picture okay so back to the picture with the cup of the scarves I got to give credit to this [ __ ] Nancy Pelosi this [ __ ] smart bro cheap she's the only Democrat it knows how to play Trump's game she's the only Democrat that understands the most important thing is the conversation not the content so she's like yeah I put all this dumb [ __ ] on we're gonna go take a knee we're gonna look absolutely ridiculous they're gonna make memes about it they're gonna do everything and the conversation will be about us and what we want to get accomplished or not even what we want to kind of compliment she's taking attention away from Trump as long as we're talking about them we're not talking about Trump and Trump dominates the news cycle because we're talking about him if I gotta give her credit she's Takashi bro this to cut sheets Ecosse I never look at it that way hey Matt that's him bro to can see 69.2 lows I'm telling you this girl is she knows what she's doing I just know that all of their knees are [ __ ] up say nobody [ __ ] got us looking goofy in the middle of this [ __ ] floor using a [ __ ] spell the n-word they took Annie on a hard floor for eight minutes yeah eight minutes nine or some [ __ ] how long is uh George Floyd wasn't eight and change it Democrats will do this they will make they'll do some [ __ ] to make you think al they'll do some [ __ ] to make you think that they're supporting you but they're actually [ __ ] you over that's what Democrats did that's exactly why they [ __ ] is over because they're doing the exact same [ __ ] that does the officer did is this for children or is this for George Floyd you don't know if someone's like yo these people are here or supporting Tobin you bet okay I see it what you think all the white supremacists are doing to celebrate this [ __ ] the exact same thing they take it a need for George choke wasn't named George Gervin Derek yo gentlemen Derek children ain't taking a knee for his ass I know I'm just saying bro this [ __ ] is crazy you feel honored by this al Sunday doing something man are they something is better than nothing they brought they bought some like into a cloth bra yo like you said Stace they stole the attention they like now you talk about this issue it's not a trump they look like a grand uncle look like they're graduating from an HBCU or some [ __ ] is so silly oh we actually have to get to who was that I look like they're pledging in a black fraternity and this is part of the haze [ __ ] is yes it is so hot dude you can't get mad at people from for doing that [ __ ] oh just to fire so is this is this black supremacy oh very cute is it black party if white pool only wash globules for all time is that not why suppose you before if you make a job more competitive mm-hmm that helps weed out a lot of the idiots now should be much easier to lose your job as a cop but if you pay cop an amount of money it's like a hundred fifty thousand dollars a year somebody who's actually smart might look at being a cop and be like oh I'll risk my life for 150,000 a year let's do that right now you're getting [ __ ] you're gonna have dumb cops who are doing this because it's like a decent job it's safe and I don't really have a lot of their options hmm and now you can't lose their job cuz nobody else wants to do it because you have paid [ __ ] fifty thousand a year or whatever so no a lot of cops are making six figures they milk overtime because their budget is so massive yo I got it I got a little I got a little idea bro I got a little idea try to poke holes but I got a little idea all right y'all ready okay a union should not be able to negotiate against the government that should be illegal because oh the person that's representing the government doesn't have any skin in the game oh it's not a private okay a private business right let's say we own a factory yeah right and we're negotiating with the union that works at the factory and they're like we want this well I got a pay - it to them so I'm like nah you're not getting all that but if you work for the government that's not your money and you're out of there in two years anyway you're out of there in four years anyway so now you're negotiating for some [ __ ] is it your money and it isn't even your job you might be gone in a [ __ ] heartbeat you're not invested in that company so that's why these union's body the government every single time and they may give those to win you know send they get these absurd pension things where they do this thing called like pension stacking where the gut the pension is matched for their last year of work yeah and then the last year work you know what they do d'etat son Oh son I'd be talking my work so the last year they're on the job and I'll blame them for doing this work consistent if you can but hey crazy o crazy over time cities let's say you were making 70 grand that last year you try to bump it up to 150 and guess who's got to pay you 150 for the rest now if you own the factory you think you would you especially you you think you ever settle in fine absolutely not absolutely not hmm spell no spell not interested the push back I would give you on that yeah yeah polls I they the government decides the budget yep so if they don't have any skin in the game it's like oh why do we need to pay these people and then these people who are supposed to protect and serve can just make you look bad as a policy I got to I got to ready if you don't pay them enough they will go do other jobs okay no they will not they'll do their job badly like say they'll just let crime happen yep yep and then it looks like crime went up Wow under the watt halogen yeah just gets them out of there before the next person be like yo if you don't want that [ __ ] to happen you better give us some money yes so and that isn't a that is an option but if the money is so low I don't even think they accept the job for example if they can make more money doing construction than they can risking their life as a cop I think they just go do construction okay so that free market actually makes you pay cops more right okay so if you create a system where cops have to take on more risk with their lives right meaning you can't just go in guns blazing you can't just shoot the second you're scared or whatever like that you actually really got to protect yourself if you do that you are actually really protective public click on how do you do that that's what we're talking about cops not going in guns blazing we want to change they change the culture it's done it's tough and it has to be your freedom in your job but it's you said this yourself the reason so they're not afraid to lose their job is the Union the Union so if they're afraid you lose their job right or they go oh [ __ ] I gotta take that amount of risk I'm gonna do that [ __ ] so now you got to increase the price so that people are willing to take the risk so nobody wants an ice road try your basic salary that's another thing I increase the price but then also take away the Union I don't think no listen I just started thinking about this I could be completely wrong that being said I don't think it should be legal for example the military cannot unionize against the government the military can go anywhere fight umbra the [ __ ] you ate well that's true you fighting so wife the military can't do it what a [ __ ] the police can why can the teachers why can all these people do it it doesn't make any sense you shouldn't be able to walk on your job if it's an essential job now I'm sure people listen right now FA you probably listen right now you liberal [ __ ] and and you could probably lot of holes please poke holes in the argument if you can but it just makes sense to me also yeah cops making money that's them probably some [ __ ] you find out after you become a cop when you're choosing a career nobody I don't know anybody that's like I want to be a cop because it pays great I don't know that for me I was told that that's why I leaned towards law enforcement I think you got it yeah you gotta like being inside yeah you got a different idea of pay great if you're coming from like a working-class neighborhood or a poor neighborhood and you got guaranteed money in that guaranteed pension you're like 20 in and I'm out and I'm out it a hundred for the rest of my life yeah that sounds fantastic so maybe that's what I'm saying maybe if you make the base hire you start getting some guys white-collar think things through a little bit [ __ ] not trying to shoot everybody like that like you got it what about a one shoe it was human see blue-collar ready to kill not like I ain't killing nobody I'm gonna put that to you right now you me put a gun in my hand I'll care I scared I am I'll shoot myself I mean I know I hear what you're saying but gotta make enough money whole thing is just about changing the culture changing the system it's like if you take guns out of the cops hands or less cops have guns and so they don't approach a situation ready to shoot that's what changes everything but I think there's a precedent for it like remember when air traffic controllers all went on strike in the Reagan's Sun you know shots of Reagan they all went outside of him [ __ ] a black communities that [ __ ] had a bro like the air traffic controllers were like we're going on strike and he said listen [ __ ] boy if you go on strike you're all fired what that [ __ ] do fired him all of them came did I know brought wait for it brought in the military the military ran air traffic control while they retrained new air traffic control people for like two years so flights were dumb late and ship was [ __ ] up for two years but he wasn't having it and then [ __ ] start going oh I don't know if I really want to walk do that with cops police union wants a strike all right go ahead we got military they're too big too big that's what I mean that's I mean if the people out here are saying we don't need cops so then what's the leverage now illegal for air traffic control is a strike hell yeah as a sure that's what that's what the ideas if the cops want to strike all right you're all fired we'll send a military retrain people who can't strike no should be illegal bro cannot strike tsa can strike you cannot strike you kids should not be able to unionize against the government the interests are not aligned now having said that TSA doesn't necessarily make me feel like they're protecting us really like when I look at a TSA agent I'm not like I feel safe with you sure so there's no TSA at all like but it's not their job to protect us as the machines but they be they be like manage a slide so just I've seen does sorry no you go now they're not very good like every time they test the TSA to see if they're confiscating what they should they're just like they're not searching anybody mad [ __ ] we'll get through the machine let's be like yeah whatever oh yeah that's what show what gets through the machine what are you trying to say what are you a machine dude yeah I don't do that a lot of stuff this one I get on a plane with a straight blade every time we fly with a straight blade straight blade like a straight blade razor ah cos do you take your curvy sword when you [Applause] really take a knife on the plane no all right so it's my straight blade razor that I use to shape my [ __ ] up okay but it's in my carry-on bag you know way arriving a plane with a [ __ ] straight blade son 911 a box cutters young real to 911 woodsy exactly what I have in my bear talk yeah I'm a save right now [ __ ] anyway even on patreon add a little slide on patreon so I get on the plane yeah with a razor blade yeah and TSA misses that every single time but they don't miss it they just know you not doing [ __ ] that's [ __ ] like that's the main relay how do they know I'm not doing [ __ ] black people don't hijack planes right behind you at first name a plain black people hijacked go and then that soul plane name a real paint it black we vibe they sort of play battle I want the whole bottle of water yeah get a full bottle not this little ramekin sided be lit what what no you're not lewd in place I'm not worried about anybody black blue in the plane I'm not worried about anybody Asian Lou in the plane stealing what do you call it Robin why be all hijacking because it's in the air in the air hi but it's not if you're not low you're high but it's not called low jacket when you take a car okay we got to bring our illustrious guests I'm very excited to have this gentleman in right here so we can take a break for a second we organized some [ __ ] on important information and tell you because you wouldn't have known the difference since we're just gonna edit that part out I do look net can I just say one thing no yeah you can say every there's go all getting cut yeah given what we know now about people hijacking planes okay if somebody came up on the plane with a box cutter they're like the plane is is my how y'all say it they're like the plane is mine we're taking a plane yeah you think we're standing for that not now no no but it stills gonna take that's like saying 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who sent you over there flagrant - so go to policy genius.com and get your some money now let's get back to the show we're back man we have an illustrious guest until then I'm very excited you might be our first fish guests during during Corona but I'm very excited we've been talking for a while we've been trying to make this happen for a while yeah you and I have been trying to get we were trying to get you down here three months now yeah four months maybe you were gonna come around Corona yeah the same weekend that was supposed to happen and then they shut the border down right probably right decision to not do it in the moment in retrospect the board though its exact same situation it was then here's what's [ __ ] up yeah well I've gotta say who you are oh yeah yeah so you you have a YouTube page album preach yeah we connect at first when I was in Montreal and I did your guys show is absolutely crazy [ __ ] 10,000 people or something like that and I didn't realize it was a family show I told that story on this podcast I did it just families children running away crying I'm talking about a seating I think it was in saying in the audience was the best part but here's the thing I didn't know is clean because everybody went before me was speaking yeah French so I don't know what they're saying being dirty shot say what they were getting québécois they were speaking that no matter what French I wasn't understanding maybe they didn't understand what the [ __ ] you were saying oh they understood they understood was there okay you do this amazing show was there backlash for that by the way no no no no to be honest with you you came to me backstage and you like yo can I just do what I want I was I get do whatever y'all said I could yeah and here's the thing that's like the initial show which is like the 7 p.m. was like yo it's like family-oriented once it gets dark we told everyone this is an adult show if you could stay with your kids at your own discretion so I'm a tattoo it off yeah that's why I look great and this is cool because it's not often you find somebody organically in this business I've organically found y'all mmm then he brought you up but your whole thing is like I don't know like we're not just can some people for no reason we're thinking [ __ ] through so that's exactly why if you come to their show right and they it's like look if you see cussing then I'm gonna say anything so you guys have this YouTube page you guys upload how often every day daily every day I've been crazy what's this pandemic hit every day I love it because I feel like you guys are this the interesting antidote to like the woke PC culture yeah you're kind of like canceling canceler hmm does that make sense and you're like fighting against like cocker 'i like y'all hate y'all hate dudes that don't get [ __ ] it's not [ __ ] you guys go create some school shooters 100 problem 100% probably but it's really great because the internet is the only place where you're gonna find this equal and opposite reaction to everything going on yeah and we've obviously done it in the stand-up sense but you guys are doing it in the journalistic sense mm-hmm like I'll go to your [ __ ] if I don't know about something I'm and I don't want to hit you up right before I was like you know about defunding the police yeah that's a video I would watch of yours okay and it's really interesting to see and it's so cool that it sprouted up and then I've been following your trajectory on YouTube and you guys have been exploding yeah yeah last two months is like we doubled everything yeah like now and I look at the view counts it's like crazy now yeah so this is ABBA we have ABBA preach is not here preach got a family yeah shouts to preach these got responsibilities you can't take these risks yeah so preach supply say some crazy [ __ ] from Mike Wars another Montreal comic that preacher like go to all these like countries and just like buy machetes and [ __ ] like that yes when we were in Haiti and the riots happened and the whole city was the whole country shut down he had a machete ready on him that's like a thing you do on deck yeah and I heard like [ __ ] trying to press him in Haiti or somewhere like that and he just hopped that was machete like what's up that was crazy that was one of the most insane experiences it's like if you ever see you you think like riots are crazy yeah when you go to like a third-world country where they shut everything down and they know how to write like we're amateurs they know how to rap they know how to write he'd be gone okay so you hooked up thing is like so the World Cup was happening and essentially the President had put forth a law that would raise gas by four four times and so what happened was for a poor country that's unacceptable they use that to get around this is in Haiti Haiti so they're big fans of Brazil Brazil was playing Belgium and once Brazil lost the whole country was shut down they enacted roadblocks everywhere everything was done you couldn't move hey the whole country was essentially gridlocked and we had to leave because we were just there to do shows and we had to pass through these roadblocks but there's people there waiting with machetes so just to get out of the country was one of the craziest ordeals because there's no laws anymore it's essentially what would it look like if police everything was gone here so police just said [ __ ] it we out that's defunding the police so Haiti is the fund and the police and was it lit did anybody get [ __ ] up yeah a lot of people died a lot of people so you kind of need police a little bit or what okay you wanna get to be fun the police come on do we not we not kneeling for two three minutes bro Akash made the best point in that the most disrespectful thing to do George Floyd but taking me such bullsh I hate that virtual Signori [ __ ] also lying that's how he died like you know what y'all doing Chris you know you didn't like it when they when they all like laid on the cement like two inches from each other with like no masks on and all like man let's do this for Floyd what happened well that's one of the ways they were gonna commemorate Floyd a lot of people just laid on the floor you didn't see that you saw a picture right protesting is so gay man I stopped being peaceful this is not a shame Americans are supposed to walk for a Cause and they're like okay so break down the defunding [ __ ] so okay what do use a resource okay well that's kind of scary because because I don't consider myself one so that's that's right man you're so smart like [ __ ] I'm dumb why are you looking to me for resources but what do you guys understand about defunding because I've hear a lot of people talking about it and I think a lot of people don't know which I just reallocating funds yeah these budget is bloated that that seems to make sense yeah if you're not effective at any job your butter should get cut yeah yeah so that's how I also understood it initially but it goes a little bit deep in that I think a lot of the rhetoric on lines like what do you do if there's no more police and I'm like it's not that exam right and especially the changes that they want to make are gradual they don't want to change it overnight where they just get rid of everyone in signing a law they want to make a gradual reduction and then essentially allocate those funds to other specialized professions right so police officers themselves complain a lot like they have too much to do something bad happens at school they send us mental health issue breaks down they send us fires they send us they send us for a lot of different things that we shouldn't be doing and so the idea behind this is like why well let's take money away from them put it towards specialized units and then that way we can cater to the public better and I like that a question if they're just focusing on police in the public right aren't they gonna kill more black people like they were distracted with the school right and the home now yeah you know like it seems to me it could be a dangerous thing to do to give them less stuff to do and then one singular focus right right then you hope that they're better trained and if they're not they're trained someone not to just shoot somebody I think you can train that yeah yeah well what's the training I mean you can train somebody to shoot someone you probably trained somebody to not shoot someone yeah how would you do it son I don't know I'm not a police chief there's de-escalation communication there's a [ __ ] like what are you talking about what do those mean the mediation does that mean every time you've had a problem in your life the way you've dealt with it that's what that means yeah cuz you've never shot somebody up until this day because I don't have a gun that's what we're saying but if I had a gun that's it it's gonna be escalated there should be a lot more police with us gonna be escalated so it's gonna be but not everybody should have a gun I get that I just don't understand the look I'm sure it's possible you can go you can train it course right I just don't know how the [ __ ] you go about doing it and escalation happens all the time like a [ __ ] couples counselor just de-escalates that's all counseling the escalator yeah what's the first way they deescalate hey want you to step outside for a couple minutes and that's what they usually tell the black people in the car yes and then they end up dead do you try to get black people killed yeah um and you know I'm gonna go back in the car for a minute I'm see how I feel different word for defunds so we can all get on the same page got to be better marketing I think this is the way that people interpreted they just went to an extreme you know and it's not necessarily that sometimes things are not well branded but it doesn't mean what you think oh how would you rebrand it because that's what we're trying to figure out you can't say defund because then everybody's like well there's no more cops we all freaked out here's what they're doing they are essentially defunding them but just not completely yeah yeah it's just maybe like replace the police replace them yeah maybe think of the lawyer who's like guys we have to film all the cops and he's like hashtag shoot the cops specializing the police force or some [ __ ] like that like we're gonna reallocate that entire special specialized the police yeah I like that man you guys use dumbing down American so hard like you not even forcing them to like make any kind of informed research now they won't you know like you don't think that someone should read a headline be like I'm gonna read a little bit further noted for a reality TV star dogs come on we're totally different in Canada that's true you know you guys have like a real qualified politician that's running your country right he's got he's got real-life experience you know in the bit like how many jobs is yet oh yeah that's happening even your language is just dumb down French now you got a proper dummy thing yo yo how do you think people talk about Americans in England the same way that [ __ ] French talk about you so you know so far they're not allowed to open their mouths about us in England that's true again bro yeah we the first brings it'll be able to real talk if you guys keep getting [ __ ] up like this thing we'll be able to you think I think so I think you know what you know there's a rise and fall of every civilization I think my areas might be seen as decline [Applause] I came here experience of racism not even not yet I'm excited for to shut down that's technically speaking yeah it's only here's the thing Americans you guys can't come to cat at all you can't fly you can't drive you can't ferry like a bill no wall no [ __ ] Society we come every breath was 1812 what was the war that we had with Canada you guys had to war with Kim yeah I think there was a war some battle with Canada man marks Canadian by the way his parents are right Gagnon all the time though I see Joyce bro he identifies as that led that country but we had a couple where we're free yeah I know I get so annoyed every time you said gagging I'm like [ __ ] its Gallo we're not doing this you know you want your name went from like winner to like I might suck dick cuz Daniels winner in French it's a winner both ways like losing that's like your your vocal cords giving up yep throw it being like I'm out no he looks genuinely upset like think about that waiter Garcon his waiter that's why change is so easy but game yone that's yeah I guess I actually means boy gasps oh yeah you know sometimes these because they're basically it's like they're looking down on them a little whoa yeah yeah well this is already yeah so is also just like it's in that same you got a yeah oh snap [Music] [Applause] the way the wrist rolls back yes I'm excited much better this wasn't like how Schultz's used to snap their wrists make sure you say Garcon and not boy yes yes okay so um where were we deep fund the police right can we talk about Canada getting involved in this [ __ ] and like then they break stores in Montreal on [ __ ] yeah there's a couple anarchists you know they need people similar to me saying cops at races in Montreal yeah yeah yeah well I was telling Schultz about this but we had our own rights and machole for a police killing and you know there was a lot of looting the police kill a man named Villanueva so this happened in my child North essentially they shot him and then there was protests and then her protests turned violent right afterwards and it was a big thing I didn't a lot of reform came afterwards so it's not what's a reform well essentially they just handled how police investigate themselves which is already a little [ __ ] up and then yeah why you investigating yourself that's that's what we do here so main problems yeah we got to reform that yeah yeah so get it out of yourself no yeah keep going so that happened and we have a long-standing history of just problems with the police's like studies that came out that showed their racial bias and racial profiling was like very explicit stuff so yes it's a it's a well known problem University so some [ __ ] happened here and y'all were like oh we don't know affects us that's right okay do you think sometimes black people in Canada adopt a black American identity because they don't really feel a connectivity to blackness outside like where they're from their parents from yeah well I think that's most second-generation english-speaking black people in the world in the world because America like that's one thing that I think Americans don't realize like you guys do a great job of exporting your culture oh we know we know yeah so what I mean Ethiopian I see in New York hankie Yankees hat on some like poor village kid I joined you guys the losing hats had Yankees it everywhere now as Mets I'm not familiar with baseball enough to know but well yeah you guys do a great job of exporting so I think as a result people learn to identify with that because their environment they have a hard time identifying with it yeah but they see the like black American culture everywhere like you know I can speak that speaks to me so yeah so they identify with that now your background is GOP oh you are yeah yeah I know the forehead fooled you but yeah let me feel no no you shouldn't I can along fairly making sure now when you're in Ethiopia are you Canadian no no no they treat you as an Ethiopian thing is I was raised over there oh so you're Ethiopian yeah yes oh my childhood was mostly over there yeah so I got a bit of a different experience right but the experience that some people who are second generation they go back home they don't really feel ya know they get called like in Haiti it's a weird word but they say blonde which means white so even though you might be black they consider you a white as I saying you're a foreigner you're not from here yeah when I'm when I go to India they think I'm gonna marry ya I'll caution spoken about that like you didn't feel American until you and I went to India I find myself defending America in India yeah I'm like you know [ __ ] you we poor ass India and [Laughter] interesting yeah it's just it's just an odd thing that's happening you see it all around the world and there was like protests in Rome and yeah I feel like I don't know what is your take on this like that maybe the protest his has grown outside of just the black struggle but anybody's struggle with Authority yeah and is that a concern because when more people take part of it and they have their own objectives does that take away from the specific does it become in a weird way all lives matter s mmm-hmm because there are all these lives that want something from I don't think so I think you know one thing that people have to keep in mind is like inequality is what drives a lot of these issues even for like racial issues here yeah like if there wasn't as much income inequality a lot of these racial issues would disappear right so I think in a in a time where it seems like inequality so rampant everywhere yeah people see black people struggle and they kind of resonate with their own issues with authority and so I think it's a good thing I don't think it waters it down to me personally because you seeing solidarity people protesting all at the same time I do think is good but I can understand you your your your hesitation I think in America yeah thing in America you got to keep the focus for and tell something gets done on black lives matter that's when I saw [ __ ] Ocasio Cortez tweet back at the Redskins to change their name when they do to black lives matter it's like yo chill on that we got priorities right now relaxed matter trans people you know like using the bathroom let's wait on that you everybody's hot song hold and tell black people stop getting killed by cops yeah and the more you start tagging on a [ __ ] the more exit ramps it gives people to not care not care that's what happened with so much a PC cultures like yeah we all agree people deserve equal rights but at a certain point so many people are complaining it's like you know what I'm done [ __ ] all this well here's got though a lot of the people were protesting even here in America aren't necessarily all that crazy botanist or the black life stuff but they are angry period and so their numbers and their added numbers don't you think that's a benefit yeah but we keep a focus on black lives [ __ ] in there nah bro we're good on that because the crazier the request gets the more easy it is to dismiss yes so defund the police is actually really reasonable when it's described as it's like stated it sounds absurd yeah I think we both people just really only read headlines yeah obviously so maybe some better branding some better marketing with that but as they get more grandiose of things that like some people are saying literally abolish the police like let's get rid of police yeah that I disagree with but what's gonna happen is like some enough people are gonna ask for it and now you're gonna get division in this group let's everybody get on the exact same page exactly what we want and then let's just ask for that until we have it well that's I think what I was like the way we see defund the police when we got all that stupid there's people that sit left that go OD phone the police yeah let's abolish it yeah you know I mean like that we they read the headline to it didn't go into it and then they jump to their own stupid conclusion but everybody read headlines and number one news source in the world is Twitter that's why you got to market the [ __ ] utilize a police force and so now yeah these dumb people that are like no wall just live in harmony abolish the police and it's like you don't even know what side like your side's putting up points and you're not even fighting for the points oh yeah yeah it's just a it's a tricky it's like we're in this weird battle right where a few years ago we all start to kind of push him back against like the woke PC [ __ ] yeah yeah and now we're seeing the other side of that coin which is the bigots not like we haven't seen them before but now they're like really showing them some bull right yeah but they're pretty much the same ideology just flip the ideology is essentially I want the world my way hmm nobody else's way and I'm entitled to having it my way and if you don't agree with me we should get you the [ __ ] out of here that's how racist and that's how you see [ __ ] think it's the matrix [ __ ] over and it's like the more powerful neo gets the more powerful Agent Smith gets or whatever and I think that's what we're [ __ ] seeing again and we have the exact same animosity to both of them yeah like I'm sitting here going I hate both of these [ __ ] why do I hate them because you're the same first in person rush limbaugh said this you said people think politics is on a spectrum yeah more of a loop give me examine the it's no it's not like far left and far right and it goes this way it travels like a loop and then at the extremes they both just kind of meet extreme right and extreme left are the same person yeah it's a loop you just grew up in different neighborhoods that's all the only difference between you same mentality yeah that extremism is the characteristic if you were in that different neighborhood you would be prone to those beliefs the thing that makes missing and the extreme right more dangerous is you guys are broker bro your program Garrett they came out that frets and everything was big yeah 1% scary because you hate brown people and you're pro-gun I'll cuss soft breath ah cus i'ma buy guns hey gun control y'all lost this one y'all lost one I was like I wasn't super gun control to begin with I see why people would sound thing you need automatic ice all right for whatever but now I might just have a bazooka at my [ __ ] house yeah I need to go straight Indian have a [ __ ] Cobra and you just got a little move around and a flute right next to it nobody break it into your [ __ ] house yeah you're a watchdog you gotta watch Cobra you know if people that put the Brinks sticker on that house Somalis are coming after me right now oh yeah no because you did by the [ __ ] [ __ ] came back up dude yeah nah nah my country's good on the general mutilation [ __ ] yeah y'all gonna do that [ __ ] yeah why cuz you're 50/50 cuz I think one is religion we're not the same religion like a lot of Christians a lot of Jews to [ __ ] in my country yeah the diversity in Somalia it depends who you ask I think Sam Harris that's a maybe eight percent of women's margin Somalia is not Sudan no Somalia they said but I was like how you calculate that yeah it seems a call around measuring [ __ ] no made no sense I don't believe probably just self-reported Hayes your clip been cut up that's probably how I see it happening but you know I'm not surprised that they're coming for you why I feel like me even where I'm from I wouldn't I would never I want to live back in Ethiopia but I would not want to do stand-up back there really cuz you get thrown in jail you probably been to certain countries where you can't joke about certain things Mindy is super sensitive it's a lot of people who don't have access to anything even education but they got access to internet now mmm so like they're gonna throw out opinions on the shin they don't understand a lot of like I don't think what stand-up is or whatever I don't think it's education though what is it it's really just cultural sensibility there's just some things that are taboo like you don't play on God over there you don't make fun of the press like if you go to Dubai or like Saudi Arabia you can't make fun of the royalty you know there's a scenario there's rules in places this is interesting and yeah in Thailand like you make American this is an interesting thing and this is a mark was telling me about this there this is why like social media policing and social media policy right it's so interesting because you're developing a singular policy for the world who the world is on Facebook the world's on Instagram world's on Twitter but the world has very different values right so what is completely acceptable intolerable in America is not in Ethiopia in a lot of cases so if you cancel you kick someone off Twitter for some [ __ ] in America like I'll use the wrong pronouns and whatever [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] there are and then people in Ethiopia like you could be a boy on their radar right so how the [ __ ] do you create one policy for a global company I don't think you do you just do it based on America I think everybody's in their own space there's a whole everybody even within America there's all these different internet worlds that we don't know exist yeah and they got their own policy that's in so you want to go back to Ethiopia huh yeah what is that do you want to be in politics over there nabis I just like the quality of life so for me is just like if I really apologize is great for everybody no not for everybody if you got some cheddar yes yeah yeah it's just it's much easier life much more calm a lot of things III don't necessarily like always about the West but the liberties are more important to me than that quality of life because I think the liberties that we have here matter to me more than just that comfort that I would be able to experience so that's why I'd want to go back for more than anything and it's not like uncommon there's a lot of people who do that and so you think you'll do that eventually no because I love doing stand-up and so for me I just couldn't imagine living in a country where I could potentially go to jail cuz I've made the wrong joke yeah you know and to be fair my country Ethiopia specifically it's far more progressive than some other countries that being said that is something that worried about hmm yeah there's something about um I was watching this video I forget the the [ __ ] philosopher but there he basically said he's like if there's one if there's just one religion it's tyranny if there's two religions it's war and if there's more than two everybody gets along yeah cuz you gotta find a way to kind of like work with each other but when you don't have that like diversity of religion you don't really have to accept anybody else's beliefs hmm so maybe a place like Ethiopia which is because of history is quite diverse in terms of religion like don't you have Ethiopian Jews yeah we got a lot of Jews in Philippi yeah yeah so who yes somebody made down like Joseph's nephew or something made it down Ethiopia way back on a day well we got ancient relics for like Jewish into relics of the north it's crazy too in that that weird church that's like underground that I think Indians made I don't I don't know if as I said Indians but yeah I know we talked about yeah we could it's a country with like a lot of the oldest human ever record it's found Ethiopia really Lucy yeah yeah there's a whole bunch of Lucy's a weird name for listening to Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds when they discovered the remains ah sure so that's what they say so don't [ __ ] with it but yeah it's not no matter when do how about diamond that's a black girl named la chose the wrong [ __ ] part a song dime is a trigger born in Africa that is like yo stop [ __ ] yo in my life we gentrified grammar for you this is a cut not lifespan dramatically actually now that you mention it come let me propose with Africa was that like what do they perform they propose on they lost their arm getting a diamond trade buddy listen to smoke out of hand nice touring okay here's a question when did weirdoes in Africa when do you think blackness begins and Arab Miss ends o as we were having this discussion before I figure this out which is which is like we've divided people based on continents because it usually kind of works out like that like Asians are in Asia and it works with it but then again you go to parts of Asia and they're not you go to like the Russian parts of Asia and they look like right you look at the Indian parts of their Indian right yeah we everybody that's in Africa just is assumed as black right because we look at Africa as the black continent yeah but in North Africa especially when I was in Egypt yeah you see black Egyptian but you see white Egyptians yeah for sure what do you think that there's like a line where Romney self identifies his Arab Romi's Arab ssin yeah mister self identifies their and yeah like he's from Africa but he can't drop that embalm yeah so like I basically what's the n-bomb line what is it safe that's a good question that's a good question uh you know when people talk about Africans first they just see it as like a homogeneous cough of course you know they just see his f so what do african-americans and Simmons we're neighbors don't think alike what so at all you know so it's a it's a hard one to tell you but yeah North Africa is a good indication like they consider themselves different they might call themselves Africans but not nearly as it would much enthusiasm and then Horn of Africa is also different like Somalia and Ethiopians we feel different from central Africans yeah South Africans so when you are in the West you'll use the n-word yes and North Africans if you're Algerian or something like that I would assume less so man I don't know what circles you guys hang around I know dropping it oh yeah really that's great and they feel you've got Asians here who drop it yes well every you know we're not talking when I'm talking about what black people are around but it's like what it's mad awkward being with a bunch of Indians are all just saying that in order and I'm like none of y'all would say they so a black person yeah actually oh dude yeah yeah and Korea tell I saw them dropping that [ __ ] I used to be dropping he's right Asians drop it in the weirdest defenses my black friend lets me say and it's like I don't say around black stranger and then I'll be like okay now I see okay you really are Network yeah it makes me think of rich ticket remember him the rapper rich Asians oh yeah recently because he got enough backlash about it but he basically was just saying it's Brian and he calls himself yeah yeah yeah I remember and he had a great wines I you don't want to [ __ ] with a [ __ ] like meat and I remember just laughing so hard cuz he got around saying [ __ ] but he still said it yeah you guys that's a funny one but yeah they say it all the time and here's the thing in Africa twos like it's not the same thing we don't the same history so the the the relation to that Ward is not the same people around Africa as a white person you like [ __ ] [ __ ] black they won't care really yeah I wouldn't recommend you go do it just in case you get filmed but but because you guys probably have your own words they're way more painful not necessarily we don't have the same colonial history so no one's the colonial Ethiopia specifically doesn't but there are tons of places they do know how did your body out everybody how'd you never get comin to Africa B have you seen those drugs yeah it was hard for those Italians who used to Sonny [ __ ] country sites to be like a rainforest you know I'm saying that's like that's a difficult thing to navigate but they bodied everywhere else why is it Ethiopia is the one spot that they couldn't colonize because we live in mountains it's a mountainous country it is impossible to traverse and we were patient you know I mean we hidden them bushes we dragged their [ __ ] out it wasn't a instantaneous we beat them back like three four times but they were long camp and you knew it and it was just part of the culture we're like we're not gonna get by you no matter what I don't think was necessary part of the culture but they just fight and they just kept fighting and they just didn't stop and the other it's like you know war is not always about just direct conflict sometimes it's just a batter of attrition yes you wait the other group long enough and their supply lines dry out I can't stay here long enough so Wars complicate it's expensive that's what people need to realize with these [ __ ] protests yeah it's gonna be a process dry out the money supply like I think it was a I think George Washington has a losing record in battles hmm he's the most famous general who's trashed but the idea behind the Revolutionary War was we can't beat them but we can make them broke so stretch this [ __ ] out as long stalemate stalemate stalemate and eventually they're just gonna go left financed they worth it exam at spy Vietnam anytime you see a big Empire loser war yeah it's not because they can't just keep killing people it's like is this worth the money is this is can I afford to keep killing how much [ __ ] am I really gonna get one same time I was thinking about these protests and like these cops are on the sidelines get happy happy as [ __ ] cuz again so much overtime yeah yeah just to stand there they're like defund the police he's like yeah 1.5 pay they're literally extra funding the police yeah whoa yep what do you think what do you think you think you think did uh hmm you think cops have the right to be furious about the way they're getting treated right now by by the protesters and by the sentiment like just the overall sentiment yeah a little bit but then ones that are ones that can empathize I feel they probably understand mmm but the ones that it's harder for them to empathize with others outside of their own group they probably feel resentment and I feel like you could police each other a little better like I always hear cops being like hey we want this guy to get prosecuted just as much as you I don't hear a lot of Minneapolis cops coming out and saying nah Derrick Shova needs to go to jail that needs to happen like you'll say that when it's another precinct and you don't know the guy it's impressive to me and it's noble to me when it's your precinct and you're like yo this guy killed somebody he should pay the price mmm I don't cops always say that hey there's cops most of us are great we want punishment for the bad cops that was awful but when somebody you know you don't say [ __ ] hmm and that's different yeah yeah the silence is weird I was talking about this on Rogen that like like I look at Bernie Sanders in that way yeah he's one of the good cops that just won't talk about the bad cop yeah and like the DNC [ __ ] him every single primary brutal brutal right Brutus he's just silent yeah but he saw every single time it's like okay well you just you're complicit now you let it happen yeah do you look at American politics like that and like you see is this just like a show to you guys is it all entertainment are you is it confusing no because I think a lot of the problems that happened here reflected in other countries that's why people resonate with it so much it's not just watching from afar like what the [ __ ] to some degree people can understand a lot of their frustrations so I go we feel like we're in a two-party system in Canada as well right you know I mean that's the same issue in a lot of different places so whatever you guys are going with it's just broadcast it to everyone else so it's like days of our lives for us yes now when you're doing stand-up do you think like when people come out are they expecting what's in the videos sometimes like you if you get a YouTube audience like they leave never give you probably had this happened like people come to your show and they've never seen stand-up before yeah yeah like oh I didn't think it was gonna be like this I thought you were gonna talk about a man to see you'll scream some [ __ ] out our show but you know you just call to view the audience and you make them realize what stand-up is and then yeah they warm up to and they like actually like this [ __ ] yeah it's crazy how many people never been to a stand-up comedy show yeah but they see someone they like even the person's never done comedy little bit I'll pay 50 bucks to go yeah that's weird they want to be in the same room as you yeah yeah I think that's really what it comes down to and it's just interesting or in a unique space because the thing that you're doing is funny but the first intention is not to be funny it's funny cuz you guys are funny right yeah not because you're like oh I'm writing these punchlines yeah well we don't rehearse anything they just we have the idea that we just start talking that we edit it down yeah yeah I want to ask you something though that's the way you guys do [ __ ] do you guys are to feel like you sacrifice a conversation for the jokes every now and then sacrifice the conversation for the jokes yeah what does that mean meaning sometimes you guys are delving into serious [ __ ] yeah and sometimes just goes off on a tangent yeah funny [ __ ] and it's dope is fun to watch yeah yeah sure there's been times afterward I'm like I wish we visited that more but the thing we're trying to harness is the fun we're always trying to tap into the fun yeah yeah so if we both have the understanding that's the idea of flagrancy x' we're not gonna sacrifice fun because something could be offensive right so as long as we keep that as like our North Star then I think we're good yeah yeah there's a lot of resources out there for like straight information in fact right and we're giving you perspective right that's right this is we're not trying to give you the [ __ ] data yeah we're just giving you perspective and it could be wild and crazy and when we're becoming more like journalistic I think we're having less fun should I think it's not there that being said I think there's I think if you're just goofy all the time that becomes the norm and it's no longer fun hmm you still need something to be juxtaposed addressing you know like I think our funniest moments come often times when it's a serious conversation when it goes left fast yeah because it's not expecting it like if we take a goofy topic right something that's already silly and we try to be silly on top of it it's like the it's like a peanut butter jelly sandwich but it's only jelly yeah you just missing that something that you could bounce it but when we got like the serious conversation that we cut off of this podcast but it was earlier yeah like that's a real heavy topic right so the tension stick yeah and whatever there's tension there's gonna be some funny but it's a good question like when you're joking around stuff about [ __ ] can you not get to the meat yeah well I will ask you is like I can tell you guys care but some the topics you bring up you're saying and so it's funny to just see that juxtaposition and then it just goes left and I enjoy it a lot yeah but I always have that frustration sometimes with myself like cuz our [ __ ] can go left sometimes too yeah and a lot of times I have to edit it out or like put in the extra footage but but yeah I'm always trying to find that balance that's the coolest thing about this like ranch show that we've been doing yeah right so it's like the coolest thing about it to me is that when I just do stand-up right and I do a bit I can't explain the real meaning behind the bit afterwards because they're like no no we're here for comedy what are you doing giving a [ __ ] right but the cool thing about this is it when we're putting together the idea we have the fun we execute through fun and then at the end we can go hey this is the real part of it yeah and that that that's not really allowed per se in Santa maybe if you're Chappell you could take five minutes and pontificate on something and tell the whole story about yeah whatever the [ __ ] it is but uh but he's earned that because he's so [ __ ] prolific you're like I'm just gonna listen to you right and maybe one day we get there but yeah his it is interesting questions while those clips have been doing Super Why I see them all the time being yeah it's been cool that's crazy it's just been [ __ ] cool yeah you Bryan's build what like a late night show monologue would look like if it wasn't PC you know I'm saying I think that's a good yeah that's what we've been well politic oh should be I think is what the idea was yeah we were just talking about this and I was talking about on on Rogan a little bit which is like it's very difficult right now to have a fair cultural or political satire show mm-hmm because the institution that you're working for is politically aligned right and they won't allow you to make fun of that institution so there's only one other institution left right the opposition so you have to push in that direction and what we were basically saying is like we're just gonna do like the funniest joke or even the truth never has a party right like sometime the truth is laughs sometimes true that's right that's just how it so we're just gonna do the funniest bit we're gonna have the most truthful take and another reason why watch your guys [ __ ] is like there's ammunition in it mmm not watch your videos like I got some ammunition for a defund this anybody wants to talk to me about defunding I got a few bars that could give to the people and I'm ready to go I didn't research it you did all the intellectual heavy lifting for me but now I got it locked right you know and I think we try to put that into pieces as well it's like all right what is the one thing this week that we want to talk about as five minutes now when you talk to your friends about masks later you can back well the mask don't even work like how do you know that ouchy it's really mark and I just [ __ ] right joke so yeah it just works that way yeah I wanted to ask you guys it's like a question I've been asking myself all week but do you guys feel like especially in the States we focus so much so much on race and I say this because I find like companies like Amazon like black lives matter and all this [ __ ] align themselves as if they're very liberal and left but then their work policies are extremely conservative in the way they operate so I feel like there's so many people trying to invest in this racial conversation you just take keep away from their own shitty behaviors Marc Marc is interesting thing about this go but yeah like I completely agree but also just the fact that you have all these corporations that are supporting this quote-unquote revolution is effectively it should be an indication that it's not gonna affect anyone's money no it's not gonna affect anyone's body break that down though like why would like if there's some sort of like like revolution against like the 1% or Occupy Wall Street thing ya know wealthy corporation that's making a ton of money especially off the backs of poor people is gonna support some sort of labor revolution it could potentially hurt their deadlines yeah like you're not gonna support revolution it's like yo take down Amazon Amazon's not gonna be like yeah you're right this is like some sort of social issue that's not gonna affect anyone's money so so they can get on board and on top of that if they get on board er can actually affect it can actually improve their money good guys you imagine a black lives matter trying to be like yo let's [ __ ] up tax havens how fast we're not shipping those and so for me it's like such a focus and people don't realize if you eliminate a lot of this wealth problem a lot of these racial issues will disappear as well people always talking about like police reform and this and that and I'm like that sounds great I get in the short term but in the long term if you don't fix people's finances and their money problems these issues will persist yeah the most interesting thing about that Derrick Chavan murder is the amount of diversity in the cops that killed them that is completely removed from a conversation right like I knew this was gonna happen we even [ __ ] talked about in the last piece like they will make this a race war when this is a war against police brutality that is disproportionately affecting black people hundred percent race plays a part in so everything don't get me wrong right but it's not white people black people on the street beefing hmm this is authority and authority abusing a certain percentage of the population but it's not as exciting and if you can create a race war no that's the fun [ __ ] and it's additional race as a weapon that's that's why I think yeah you can keep the poor people feuding over race they're not gonna feud over the fact that like they're not getting money the minimum wage is [ __ ] them all right whatever though yeah the economic issues they're not gonna let us war over something they don't have the weapons for yeah Amazon is like cool y'all y'all war over race and yeah but I Google are getting [ __ ] up we're not denying that at all but this will keep that as much as we can we'll protect our money that will send out an email in support of these black people were getting killed cuz they shouldn't be and it's not [ __ ] up our money yeah do you don't think it's wait you don't think it's gonna [ __ ] up their money because I saw Bezos post over the weekend he's getting emails for because they have like black lives matter yeah they support black their yeah when you go to Amazon so for now he's getting now he's getting emails that people like oh I'm talking with Amazon he knows good and goddamn well ain't nobody can go get you [ __ ] go get you where else you won't get it go to Walmart guess what they said black lives matter yeah I'm on things I'm not positive you know what this is this is another version of like the environmentalist movement it's like you know how like every actor cares about the environment hmm because it's the issue you can care about and not piss anybody off it's gonna buy a ticket to your film like Leonardo DiCaprio is like okay I got to be the biggest actor but I can't be this rich and successful and [ __ ] this many 19 year olds and then not do some good what kid what good can I do without pissing off the population some of it mmm polar bears done and I feel like this they've realized the companies have realized that this movement they're like okay maybe we'll piss off some cops but we can deal pissing off with 1% of the population if we're gonna get tons of free promo tons of free PR and we're gonna have black people who truly organizes a group especially when it comes to like purchasing power mm-hm we're gonna have that black people arrived for us heavy rush they did the same calculation as Nike yeah that's exactly what sick people like I'm going to boy cought Nike blah blah blah their stocks are gonna drop for supporting them no [ __ ] went right up and I'm like Nikes the same company that sells like overpriced sneakers to [ __ ] I'm like it's all virtual signaling because it benefits their bottom line they're strategically placing themselves to be on the right side of conflicts for their bottom line they rarely make these calculations at home as soon as it's unfashionable to support black people the corporation's without power well unfashionable or as soon as it I guess unfasten was also tied to their bottom line yeah I'm saying more specifically like if it's gonna really affect their bottom line like Nikes been around for a minute you know what they're doing corporations see color and I'm sure that is shown in their hiring practices etc but more than color they see green yeah where's the green that's where I'm aligned you know yeah you know it's quick you know what's crazy I'm thinking about like why didn't those these corporations that existed like during the [ __ ] Nazis why didn't they rebrand like wizards company like Volkswagen it's still Volkswagen but it's good for their brand because Nazis had great vehicles what they did though they had great machinery well so I'm like I might hate them but if I need a good car I'm gonna get it from the / neighbor pull it up into France they're like oh man we're [ __ ] but that [ __ ] is moving Jews in Germany are taking the service road Autobahn G let's go that's interesting so there even though it's this horrible tragedy there is positive equity yeah in the things that I mean I guess that's how NASA got started right film you oh you didn't know about - I don't know son that red pill dog we stole all the scientists from the Nazis uh we split them up with the Russians and then our whole space just space program is designed by the authorization paperclip I think it's called I think somebody has a bit about this but it's like dope [ __ ] outweighs anybody's morals yes yeah Louie draw yeah I think that's very true say people virtually know all they want but if you got a dope product okay art artist seemingly inseparable like a started that [ __ ] like it was poetry right art artists seemingly so seemingly inseparable in terms of the actions of the artists verse the art they create right and if the actions of the artists are immoral we also cancel that art that they produced do we some people really hypothetically right like Cosby shows taken off air yeah et cetera right you might not yeah but that's why I'm asking I might not and you mind that you we know you don't and I do not yeah Tilman or Hillman what does it go all the time during the Cosby trial right every that's where Cosby got his teenagers like he was like old [ __ ] raping old [ __ ] on his show he's like I need a [ __ ] college show yeah what what what I had a picture my dad hoodie on with the hood up yeah in my head down and I scented Charlamagne he said justice for Cosby so he did not respond your science scientist scientist does some horrible thing in Greece they used to use the little fourteen-year-old boys as like flesh them off [ __ ] them all back they did that good that every scientist Pythagoras [ __ ] every little kid right that was just what it was you had it yeah the science exists we separate those right we're not gonna stop using antibiotics because Alexander Fleming did some foul [ __ ] that meant right can we do that with art or should we I think the sticks are and they always make does he like we need those inventions in terms of science because it's like life important you know if you come up with a vaccine but you've raped a hundred people they're still not going to throw in the vaccine because it potentially will help and save folks I think the don't make a distinction between that art that's the argument they would make Rogan said this he goes alright go go go yeah well the question is in the podcast is are we saying science is less important than art and would say yeah we are all so I'm more important than our science is more important sorry yeah also I think with artists when they put out their art that's like you're like you feel like you know them and you connect the two dollars is a reflection of who they are yeah Pythagoras theorem wasn't a reflection of that existed and he discovered it yeah whereas art is something that actually comes from you and you create your soul question what about if art is so powerful and so therapeutic did it has almost scientific ramifications mmm like I think there are people that feel so good when they listen to Michael Jackson's breath and it evokes so many emotions maybe like childhood stuff or whatever it is it makes them feel so [ __ ] good well some people but uh but like can that reach the level of science here's one difference an artist it's like the double-edged sword if you get famous for your creation yeah you get worship for your creation yeah Alexander Fleming I don't even know who the [ __ ] he was until ten seconds ago you don't desire or enter this business for fame necessary you might get Fame with in your community Oh Angelina neither people wore sheep if they find out Alexander Fleming [ __ ] kids might be like you'll [ __ ] that [ __ ] that dude foul ass [ __ ] science isn't necessarily performative whereas I art is kind of like inherently performative you're doing it because you want some sort of like credit you want something that's like want adulation but like it's just quarter goes with the territory and impossible to be a singer without singing you know I mean like the very like its intrinsic to being a singer that you must perform Rogan brought up an interesting one he said the guy who created like fertilizer you guys heard about this one you don't maybe I think like the same type of formula used for the fertilizer I could be getting this wrong was used for the gas where they gassed the Jews oh yeah I've heard about this something like that yeah yeah yeah an icon a is like the fertilizer or something that's like my beer so apparently while they're gassing Jews he's winning the [ __ ] Nobel Peace Prize while they're gassing Jews with the exact same thing and understandably so for the Nobel Peace Prize piece how many people are getting fed because now you can actually fertilize these crops there's way more crops out there Gulf just it just adds your point it's the whole Nobel Peace Prize what the whole guy that invented the Nobel Peace Prize you know his story what's that literally the guy things I Alfred Nobel or some [ __ ] okay the guy that invented condom yep he invented dynamite what he's the guy that invented dynamite he invents his dynamite I start getting used in like Wars and people are blowing each other up and [ __ ] that's a piece someone writes an article with they're like oh yeah Alfred Nobel you know the the agent of death or some [ __ ] like that where they're like they basically gave him the title of like oh yeah this guy invented death and like killed all these people and he was like ah [ __ ] I can't be remembered as the guy that killed all these people yeah so he went out and started this fund and this charity basically to be like not we got a reward be like humanitarians hmm so he literally invented the Nobel Peace Prize I had of guilt out of guilt because he killed so many people so he's like those white people rub in black people's feet during these protests now I guess know what they're doing the robbing feet bro you didn't see this gotta be set up me some of them does one of them was set up one guy was like walking up to white women he's like do you believe black lives matters really yeah Bethenny I was like what is happening some of it is a setup some of it is a setup to just basically strawman the movement but to come back to your point about the product I feel like with art art it's hard to measure the impact it has on people a vaccine you take it you get better or you prevents you from disease we know it yeah art you can say it makes people feel great all this stuff but it's just like most people's problems if they really can't see the impact they don't believe it or they don't really care yeah you know I can talk about inequality all I want but watching a black man gets snuffed in front of me is always gonna have more impact because it's a visual even though this problem is more important and it is bigger yeah that is always gonna make people feel more in that same token art may have more of an impact on people's happiness levels and fighting off depression and all this other [ __ ] but a vaccines always gonna hit home harder hmm so just people's minds are not apt to any camp Ron aside yeah like you can quantify how many lives you say yeah yeah with a vaccine you can't quantify how many people were gonna kill themselves until they heard this guy's music or whatever that's all like yo totally separate note you know how like Corona went out of business because of Corona yeah yep a beer another beer went out of business oh it's actually did y'all hear about this I heard they like stopped production or something like that I mean it's such a big beer distributor they're probably owned by some other big company I'll probably figure it out but it was severely affected yeah right has Advil not taking a hit I'm sure they have cuz everybody blatantly I'm not taking advil no more ever for what they said I know when I heard this the initial study makes you in hey bro they said they found out [ __ ] where are you getting these stories yo yeah what bill makes you gay they did this they did a study over 30 over the last 50 years and they found that people who took Advil instead of Tylenol you kids had a higher and higher like video again hey like a Tuskeegee like experiment but they did it in atlanta see what i do okay you know how white mark is smartest guy we know what kind of icky what's up with you in geez in all seriousness advil makes you die from corona so you're saying advil makes you gag nah okay on were like if you take ibuprofen it makes it like it will kill you faster if you have corona or some [ __ ] like that harmful with you for treating corona so why would you ever take Advil again just on the risk the study was false Darnell a [ __ ] dork [ __ ] nerd asthma typically the ticket told me I be proven I don't call it Advil this is a brand name IV proko me a dork and like David still feel still my respecting a god you think your watch bill still yeah I don't know what that is yo you don't need to that's the guy bill still is the [ __ ] goat dude he looks like Steve Kerr he's out there talking [ __ ] about the Fed is it any good boring he is he's still alive gotta say what you know born you got to be the [ __ ] on the fed your entire career and still alive documentary the documentary exposed like all like the banking families and all the fouls ship is going on three years but it was so boring that all the Rothschilds were like kill this guy's is that an indication that conspiracies [ __ ] and like you can put out as much information as you want they still decide not to act I just think they know people don't give a [ __ ] enough I think like as long as we're comfy everything's cool yeah they just need to keep us comfy that's the whole thing they get theirs and then I literally think the trajectory of society is squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze we start to push back and they're like all right release it a little bit let them get a little something and then we go back to squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze cuz right now like you said earlier this is a black lives matter movement but everybody who feels aggrieved by anything is part of it cuz they're like alright we're taking down a system in any way I'm about it let's go and I think the powers that be are seeing that and they're like oh yeah we were screwed we're doing little toomai squeezing yeah so let's see what happens I think you're gonna see some outside obviously just giving people money that's what they just did with the STEMI check whatever but I think you're gonna see money going back into people's hands in some way really they got like if you're a billionaire right you can only be a billionaire as long as we allow you to be fair right like if if we just go [ __ ] it [ __ ] the country we're not gonna have a country anymore yeah good luck yeah it's not gonna work but I don't this is what to your point maybe he's all [ __ ] the stock market just keeps going up like it's almost back to where it was before Corona none of it makes sense some it's because they're giving people money yeah everybody who applied for unemployment even if you're even if you're not getting money from your state which that's where you're supposed to get it from the government sending you $600 I have not gotten this how many in everybody who apply for this [ __ ] so it's like hey you shut up everybody but at some point that has to lead to crazy inflation yeah you're peeing on yourself eventually run out of people and they cut you never peed on yourself in his warm he hippo run out of pee and you've run out of pee and then it gets cold and you're got pee love you he and my wetsuit and love it it'd be so warm yeah that's all can you talk about how much [ __ ] Anonymous's been new anonymous just because like the first anonymous was like the [ __ ] they were like really hack and [ __ ] we're gonna have to trumps you can even get salary but that's what I'm saying this new anonymous because they went away from Mad years yeah now they just come back under a new name what same imagery and they haven't released a single thing yeah the social media manager was trash he's like yo during this pandemic let me release all this important information while you know black lives matter is going out it's like no one if this would have happened during regular times I feel like it would have got way more trash yeah I was like why would you drop it out of beginning of the pandemic and we all had nothing to do drop it then sure but not now why would you drop it gotta be careful with your content right now like there's like a lot of comics like posting like stand-up clips right now and it's like do you not know what's going on yeah yeah like now's not the time you're getting views though oh yeah are you posted on this again no I'm posting a bit but yeah I'm trying to hold out and figure out when I get back in or whatever yeah it feels weird to not post about it feels like especially with everything everybody wants you to talk about that and so often times when I deviate from cuz I don't want to cover policing and all that [ __ ] all the time but it's soap omnipresent people's mind that's all they want to clean yeah yeah yeah man well look we've got to wrap this up man tell the people where they can find you is there anything else that you want to get off your chest yeah I mean no not pretty good as far as finding me I have been preach on all social medias ABA and preach yeah and I guarantee if you watch our videos on the internet you've probably seen at least a thumbnail pop-up from you guys yeah I think that we're kind of locked into a very similar part of the algorithm yeah so go check them out great stuff and then one of you guys gonna come here do some stand-up we're supposed to do a tour I provide this Crona stuff popped off yeah yeah we were planning the visas and everything almost gave the lorry the final payment I said not [ __ ] waited like another two weeks yeah and I'm not giving her the payment anytime soon but we yeah I think once this all kind of winds down we're supposed to do her a world tour so yeah that'll be fun for us good [ __ ] man all right man go check them out bro guys thanks so much for watching peace [Applause]

Channel: Flagrant 2

Views: 903,527

Keywords: andrew schulz, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, stand up, flagrant 2, sports, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, near me, jokes, interviews, akaash singh, alexxmedia, alexx media, alex media, eddin, eddin media, Thankyoueddin

Id: jEoBN_DaKDw

Length: 125min 50sec (7550 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 09 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Mr-Soak]

Oh I love Aba and Preach. Im totally gonna listen to this one

[u/sxnti98]

Great episode did Andrew call akash a n****a near the end 😂