Logan Paul RETIRED Floyd Mayweather | Flagrant 2 with Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh

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Knicks haven't made the playoffs since 2013 and somehow these guys think them getting bounced in the first round is gonna stop everyone from watching... sure.

Also schulz saying no one wants to see a pacers Hawks conference finals tells you everything about how much they're paying attention to basketball lmao

👍︎︎ 11 👤︎︎ u/elizarraras87 📅︎︎ Jun 08 2021 🗫︎ replies

Imagine paying thousands of dollars to sit in first class and the guy next to you is picking boogers out of his nose and indiscriminately flicking them into the environment.

👍︎︎ 11 👤︎︎ u/Glo_Biden 📅︎︎ Jun 08 2021 🗫︎ replies

Lmao, that title is gonna get a lot of people triggered. Smart move.

👍︎︎ 3 👤︎︎ u/Ardhillon 📅︎︎ Jun 08 2021 🗫︎ replies

That nose picking story was so funny man

👍︎︎ 4 👤︎︎ u/[deleted] 📅︎︎ Jun 08 2021 🗫︎ replies

“You could also put your mask on” Lmfaooooooooooo

👍︎︎ 5 👤︎︎ u/ArmchairHandjob 📅︎︎ Jun 08 2021 🗫︎ replies

Andrew was capping about the Floyd and Logan fight. Smfh

👍︎︎ 3 👤︎︎ u/No_Bar6825 📅︎︎ Jun 08 2021 🗫︎ replies

Schulz was wrong about the 3rd world countries having pure hearts thing I’d say it happens even more there it’s just not vocalised cuz the systems are corrupt there. Look at India rape cases through the roof and that’s just the recorded ones.

👍︎︎ 3 👤︎︎ u/[deleted] 📅︎︎ Jun 09 2021 🗫︎ replies

Such a long ep but solid

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/YoungProdigyNBA 📅︎︎ Jun 08 2021 🗫︎ replies

Did anyone else when Andrew first described the guy he got into an argument with on the plane as a middle eastern dude with shorts and a skateboard go “did this motherfucker meet Nyjah Houston and not know”?

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/RomeoTooSuaveSantos 📅︎︎ Jun 10 2021 🗫︎ replies
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[Applause] all right yo what's up everybody welcome to playground 2 is your boy schultzy akash singh alex media we're not even calling you alex immediately we just okay my bad i'm just reading what the shirt says this is five rock learning how to read oh is this far rock yeah let me see just a kid from far right oh i can't see because your coughing thing is out there okay my bad far rockaway uh totally changes things and mark we got the truffle we even got vala in the building and uh listen um we got a lot of things to talk about let's get right the [ __ ] into it um people that believe in themselves people that believe in themselves piss people off [Music] they do piss people off because they expose our lack of belief in ourselves that's a bar but they force us to deal with that that's a bar and it is true you see people who go i could do this i could do whatever and this logan paul situation i can see why his self-belief rubs people the wrong way but when you see somebody do the thing that they more or less said that they were going to do right it is wildly impressive and it forces you to go oh [ __ ] maybe anything is possible now i'm not gonna be delusional here okay he did not win that fight if there were judges he would have lost that fight on the cards very easily no no i think he won the first round i think he won he had that big flurry where he didn't really touch floyd but floyd didn't really touch him so i'll give him the first round maybe the second round debatable maybe after that floyd mopped him he did land a big overhand right on floyd that i think actually stunned floyd really yeah he did there was a i forget which round it was him but it actually he actually landed but um what was amazing about this fight was is the stakes were changed where floyd had to stop him for floyd to win right and logan had to survive right for him to win right right that's it wasn't written down right that these were the rules but those are the rules emotionally and we were all going into it we were just like listen i swear to god i've probably even said it you know floyd is gonna take him into deep water and then you're gonna take him down i mean everybody i messaged you know i was i'm literally a dm style bender uh yesterday before the fight i was like what do you think's really gonna happen he goes floyd's gonna tire him out and then he'll just probably tko and they'll stop the fight late in the fight i thought that was gonna happen and it didn't happen and floyd tried and i know a lot of people are like uh he was holding him blah blah blah a lot of people tried holding floyd they weren't 200 pounds but now you're bringing up 200 pounds i was absolutely astonished when i saw twitter start capping everybody on twitter was talking about i mean you even saw dieses and mero who said that you know uh floyd was gonna catch a body tonight switch and be like well that's kind of floyd's fight they did a [ __ ] phenomenal job though i think they were great absolutely great shots of diazo uh uh but they they initially there was yo floyd's catching a body he's gonna take him down is over and then that turned into listen that's what floyd does the guy's much bigger and everybody starts making these excuses for floyd charlemagne is sending our group text after saying floyd's gonna get him out of here on the podcast someone was 100 certain goes yo that's what floyd does i mean he was going to win a decision ain't nobody paid for a decision yeah people were paying money to see a paul brother get knocked out i think people were so annoyed with jake they were willing to pay to see logan get knocked out right and it didn't happen yeah and that is a win for logan yeah and you capping if you say otherwise i admit i'm 100 wrong i thought logan was going down i thought logan's going down in the fifth or sixth round yeah and i thought they were just gonna stop the fight the distance was too much for floyd to cover yeah he wasn't fast enough to cover maybe younger when he was younger floyd he would be able to but he wasn't and he wasn't willing to take the risk in order to land those punches right i thought floyd fought very conservatively yeah he walked down there with his hands up and he was trying to like mix it up on the inside but he wasn't really trying to counter that much yeah you know it was it was very impressive hats off to [ __ ] logo now was that floyd playing it safe because he's like i'm just here to get paid i think logan was right floyd had the most to lose yeah yeah of course of course yeah and the guy's 200 pounds i think what happened was in the first round floyd was like oh god the guy's kind of fast okay and at 200 pounds you hit hard yeah it just is what it is and and he was like okay so i got to kind of be cautious with this guy i don't want to get caught and then look absolutely stupid out here and then floyd started to bully him he's just he basically let him punch himself out the first couple rounds right that's the strategy same thing happened with uh mcgregor right right let mcgregor be super active in the first few rounds once mcgregor is tired he won't have the same sting on his punches and then you just start walking them down body shots upstairs and floyd was trying to get him out of there right floyd was annoyed i haven't seen floyd annoyed in a fight since he fought victor ortiz when victor ortiz was head-butting him right and remember you hit him with that check hook when the ref separated him and then just finished him but that's the last time i seen floyd floyd was like stop holding he was upset floyd wanted to get logan out of there right he was not content with just letting the fight go and then go to the distance he wanted to get him out and he couldn't right he couldn't get him out of there no matter how hard he tried right he couldn't get him out of there and somehow the fight shifted to floyd has to stop him or else he loses that's not the case floyd won the fight right but he lost it right and hats off to logan if you score i mean you're the rules when you play jason williams were actually if you score one point you win exactly but that's it even if if i played brian scalarini and it was 11-1 yeah i won you how do you let me score a point dog come on you decide these rules somehow the rules that floyd decided actually helped logan which in which way which rules because there's no decision on the fight no judges okay so and and actually the bigger gloves yeah if there were smaller gloves maybe those shots that floyd is landing they sting a little bit more yeah right yeah if there were smaller gloves yeah you never know if there were judges and they all just said 8-0 floyd or 7-1 logan yeah now logan can't go out and say i beat him right logan is literally going i won jake paul's going i won all the casual fight fans have no clue what the [ __ ] happened all they saw is that their guy went eight rounds with the greatest to ever do it and didn't really look that beat up yeah and it wasn't super super conclusive i mean it's not like i mean he was bullied him he was laying his shots and logan wasn't landing anything the last six rounds except that one big bomb but it wasn't so abusive that you're like oh wow he got destroyed right the average casual could go i guess logan won yeah the casual nah all right maybe not yeah but but you're playing with narratives now you know now he could just go the victory was going eight rounds before he's like i'm gonna finish him and now he's like i went eight rounds with the graves of all time yeah so it's just i it just it's really it's really impressive yeah it's really because now the decision is kind of up to the court of public opinion yes and logan is better at manipulating the court of public opinion than floyd 100 100 but it was amazing to see all the cap on twitter he's a heavyweight you know weight divisions matter which is what logan was saying the whole [ __ ] time and now you've got all the floyd stands like myself trying to make little caveats for why floyd fought like that floyd was there to finish him and he couldn't finish him and that is credit to logan enough said i disagree go i don't think anybody thought floyd was gonna drop him like floyd never has not that's what i was saying i thought he was going to pick him apart more i thought like the the number differences were going to be bigger yeah you know like he did out punch him two to one but still yeah i thought it was gonna be like four to one or something it's supposed to be you gotta give him some credit like logan was holding him every time he tried to get he tried to mix up with him sure so it's like it's frustrating and when you do have that much strength over him yeah he can't break out the hold as easily as he used to be able to yeah so it's like you i don't discredit floyd he's like he was trying to fight i give it up to him that yo you would going at him a bigger stronger guy you could have gotten knocked out but he was attacking this is this is this is the twitter cat it's not cat we're talking about the greatest of all time the greatest to ever box in the history of boxing according to andrew the greatest to ever do anything like this nobody's better their thing than floyd is at boxing and he couldn't find a way where logan couldn't hold him but in a specific weight class like if he fought mike tyson what i'm saying like if floyd fought mike tyson mike tyson would win right well mike tyson is a professional boxer right paul started boxing three years ago if you've been boxing for 25 years you should not you should be able to find a way and you're the greatest boxer in history not only because of your physical attributes because you're mental attributes you were finding a way to get out of any situation you've ever been put in he couldn't do it father time is undefeated he was too slow he couldn't close the distance and he he he was forced to just straight up walk him down with his gloves up because he couldn't counter him he was too slow to counter him there's too much distance right right so he's like i gotta just walk straight in when he walks straight in that's when he was susceptible to being held right he couldn't he couldn't do it i don't think he couldn't counter him because of speed he couldn't counter him because of just the distance well discontent speed right there was too much distance to cover that he uh he was landing most of his shots he would be he would do a uh he would open with a hook yeah and that wasn't off the counter what he was trying to do is hit um logan with this pull too so logan would throw his shot and then he would pull back and then shoot a right hand before logan could throw his his right hand yeah and that barely landed it it didn't land that much but i'm just saying i think it didn't land because of the distance like he had to get super close just to be able to do that counter because he's usually like falling back when he throws it yeah so it's like it's hard for her yeah yeah 10 years ago floyd lands whatever he wants floyd lands whatever he wants i'm telling you bro i'm telling you he is slower now mm-hmm but that's to logan's credit it was really brilliant what they did you got to give credit i'm taking it nobody want to give credit to this guy i don't think i'm giving him credit for not getting tko i'll give you that that's all i'm saying like i never thought he was gonna get floyd was in there with mcgregor okay mcgregor got his ass kicked way more way more than logan paul and i think way more and i would say the difference is height and weight logan paul started boxing three years ago yes but if a guy 50 pounds heavier than you grabs you i don't care how good of a boxer you are all i'm saying is this is now the discussion like everybody's making logan's argument when everybody was throwing that [ __ ] away before yesterday before yesterday logan was like there are weight divisions in boxing for a reason and i'm gonna show you why and everybody's like shut up you're gonna get your ass chopped down i'm talking about like professional everybody asks well that's what i would ask you you'd be like and i think we said if he lands one maybe al said it if he lands one he could hurt him and you were like there's oh you're talking about a one in a million chance yeah that he lands one yeah um i went on stage right when the fight started then flew here so i'm taking your word for it but i don't i'm not super shocked by that outcome and to your point about conor connor didn't box three years straight i know conor boxes well but he's an mma guy could you say logan paul just boxed four three years straight in that way aside from being bigger and more reach and more weight no he is a better boxer than connor and just skill and dedication no because you're boxing as part of your preparation for your fight so he's been doing that since he was a kid connor right logan has it we're talking about three years of boxing experience all i'm trying to say is the conversation has shifted and logan shipped the conversation yes the conversation before was he's going to walk him down i ask any professional asks anybody in the industry ask anybody at all same same perspective it was uh floyd's gonna walk him down and then in the later rounds he's just gonna start piece him up same way he did to conor get the tko right couldn't do it and now everybody's like it's because of the weight differential right and that's what logan said the whole time and everybody was like man get the [ __ ] out of here you don't got a chance i said it's his face on the podcast i go you don't have a [ __ ] chance yeah and he didn't win but he didn't get to take his face people say that [ __ ] to his face yeah and i'm sure that is motivating yeah and what i found just is like the self-belief thing i remember before the fight he tweeted something like every day when i moved to la uh every morning every night i would look in the mirror and say you're gonna be the most famous person in the world one day yeah and he's like now it's on its way to happening and you can argue with that but i i was like yo that [ __ ] works the people who have their self belief not every one of them gets super famous but i bet you every super famous person does that [ __ ] and has that self belief so i looked at that as inspiring you can hate that if you want to or you could just emulate it and see where it gets you that's the gps self belief is a gps yeah if you don't have that [ __ ] you're going nowhere right now just because you have it doesn't mean you're going to put in the hard work a lot of [ __ ] ain't going to move to puerto rico and dedicate three years of their life to doing a [ __ ] to becoming a boxer becoming whatever the hell you want to do but that is the gps right you also need to know the address in order to get there and what the things you have to do in order to get there but foundation if you have you do not believe in yourself you're not going nowhere right simple as that it was just [ __ ] impressive to see man yeah it was just so impressive now floyd put out on instagram like a month ago he was like yo i'm gonna fight logan paul in an exhibition and if jake paul can get through his opponent then i'll fight jake paul in an exhibition floyd said he's not fighting anymore no at the press conference do you think that like what did this fight change his perspective yeah logan retired floyd again that's what people don't realize like yo it's facts like you could say whatever you want but floyd said in the post-fight presser he went from before this fight he goes you know what uh yeah i'll fight jake could get it afterwards we'll fight the both of them matter of fact i'll fight the both of them the same night so afterwards i don't think i'm doing any more of these exhibitions anymore i've made a billion dollars in all my fight purses everything's good we out of here yeah i think if he started to interrupt but if he takes care of of logan in two rounds you you don't think he's fighting jake after time yeah he didn't like the way the sentence was worded even though logically is correct what really the reality is uh floyd realizes he's old probably yeah and so he's like all right i need to retire because this is [ __ ] embarrassing yeah but you the guy did it you know what i mean the guy hung in there and he made you realize you're old oh if you played a retired nba player and he was like bro i'll kick the [ __ ] out of any young kid whatever and then he beat you but he was like yeah i can't play these young kids anymore you you wouldn't be like i [ __ ] won dog yeah i'm not [ __ ] yeah but i wouldn't i wouldn't claim i retired him you retired him like that's a wow i know it's crazy to say you have to understand this hurts me that's my favorite athlete ever i love floyd maybe i'm the biggest floyd mayweather apologist when the whole world was hating on floyd mayweather because he was floyd money mayweather and doing all this flashy [ __ ] and beating the [ __ ] out of all these fighters that people actually really loved i love floyd yeah the whole [ __ ] time purest boxer i've ever seen in my entire life yeah it pains me to see what i saw was jordan on the wizards say what jordan on the wizards it was jordan on the wizards had a jumper buddy but it just wasn't there yeah it just wasn't there and yes there was a weight differential but floyd was so good it didn't [ __ ] matter it didn't matter well why didn't you say that conor retired floyd after floyd b connor like why wasn't that when he was like because isn't that when floyd is like all right i'm done like i'm retiring and then he came out of retirement to fight logan well then he got his 50-0 with conor so i think that's what we all again i'm very casual but i i always thought he's going to try to get to 50 no because nobody's gotten that and once he got that and won and made a hundred million dollars and he actually stopped him and won he's like all right i'm going to retire i've accomplished everything i will accomplish with logan he said i'm 44 it's just good to know i can hang with these young kids he's not a pro boxer he's a pro youtuber yeah and for you to be like i can't fight anymore that you realize i'm never in my life i'm done did i think i was going to say floyd mayweather [Music] barely beat a podcaster [Laughter] i can't believe i just said that sentence floyd mayweather he barely lost two rounds to a podcast about this now never did you think you would say yeah unbelievable yeah yeah never did i think in my life i would say that floyd mayweather got hit with a one-two clean by a podcaster floyd mayweather didn't get hit by a one-two by some of the best boxers in the history of the sport he got hit by a one-two by a podcaster by a youtuber by a guy who would go around the world doing splits that's that's what he would do he would do splits around the world splits did he jumped in the air and do [ __ ] splits and he landed a one-two literally what george jenko said he was gonna do and we were like george get the [ __ ] out of here he did it the exact [ __ ] punch that we told jorgenko he's a maniac for saying he gonna land a one-two georgie goes in the green room and [ __ ] in phoenix and tells us now we got a crazy punch what he's gonna do is he's gonna throw a jab and then throw a right hand afterwards i'm like [ __ ] did you say he's gonna land a one two unbelievable so say what y'all want to say but i could give credit where credit is due and there's a [ __ ] some credit due right here yeah because before this we were all like boxing superior art and boxing's this and boxing that now everybody like weight classes are what matters and they do matter but not when you're the grace of all time and not when you're going up against a kid who just started boxing three years ago yeah charlemagne's post i remember reading was like something like y'all are gonna stop disrespecting the sweet science after this they're not disrespect the [ __ ] out of it yeah they're not you disrespect the [ __ ] out of it the science ain't sweet when you got 50 pounds over that's that's really what we're saying here right like wax we've been talking a lot on brilliant idiots about like wax says he could just beat up anybody he goes listen i'm big and i'm fast and i got good footwork maybe maybe literally maybe like this is the best argument for wax wax is saying i'm just bigger and faster than these guys so if i'm going to fight them i'm [ __ ] them up like wax be black wax truly believes he could beat up floyd maybe he might be too heavy he might be too strong in a boxing match or a fight fight boxing match okay he might be able to yeah it might be too much [ __ ] weight it's crazy yeah to that point you know who also played pro football and has great feet work and is athletic and didn't look bad chad ocho cinco 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chad johnson gotta box someone else next he should fight jake paul if he didn't get dropped in that fight yeah the whole internet is going yo he actually looked pretty good and now it's only two months of training he got to fight jake paul next yeah and then he got hit with that overhand right and dropped and didn't even know what the [ __ ] was going on he thought the fight was over he was trying to congratulate the other [ __ ] he got up and he was like good fight good fight and be like now you got to keep going raised his fist like he was on the metal stand at the olympics so yeah that was uh that was wild that was a wild situation right there but he looked pretty good he looked good dude yeah i mean i mean it was actually a really good fight card when you consider it the fight that that was between jared hurd and luis arias was one of the most brutal fights i've ever seen in my time watching boxing it was unbelievable unbelief it was worth every penny of what anybody paid for that pay-per-view if you can still watch it go watch it they sat in a phone booth it was a boxing term when blocks are close to one another and they just threw haymakers at each other the entire time unbelievable unbelievable like and jared hurt ended up losing and it's probably a doubt he'll fight maybe he'll fight one or two times more but i doubt it's gonna happen anymore but it was unbelievable great fight card well done entertaining these romero great [ __ ] job yeah they were funny i mean and the other guy custer the guy who was kind of like emceeing the whole thing from the from the desk and then there was a couple other guys that were with diasomero and they all had really good chemistry it was great it was [ __ ] great why have we been watching elite boxers fight each other like why we watch elite boxers fight each other that we don't can't understand what they're [ __ ] saying we pretend like we care about the sweet science i do just because i've been watching the sport my whole life but reality is boxing is more like soccer america gets into soccer when it's the world cup we all front like we know the [ __ ] rules we don't know the rules we're just excited about america and we are as invested in america as we are in a youtuber or another famous person a celebrity a musician whoever the [ __ ] they are the people that we're invested in let's just see them fight this is great you think this trend actually happens like if you consider how the night was you have an undercard that's pro boxers incredible entertainment true to the sport and then you have one on that note on that yes on that note and any boxer that's upset about this shut your mouth you have the opportunity to be on a fight card that people actually care about you can have fun and go on your espn fight cards that get 30 000 people watching at 8pm on thursday nobody cares about that [ __ ] or you could fight in front of a million potential people have a highlight reel knockout and then have some super celebrity if you're a boxer that's upset by these famous people bringing eyeballs to your sport you are a [ __ ] idiot yeah you are speaking as if you get punched in the face for a living like this is the best thing possible for the sport yeah that guy luis arius might get another opportunity to fight somebody mm-hmm that he would never get if he was fighting on some espn card yeah do we know any of the numbers yet no but i assume it didn't do as well as jake's for some reason and we don't know what the refunds are going to look like oh because showtime was such a nightmare think about that oh i thought they did that on purpose i thought that was like an east town in down or east uh the mayor of east town thing that wasn't on purpose bro that shows too new for you to bring up the mayor of this town okay so the mayor of establish this hbo show and on the season finale like halfway through the no it's right at the start oh right at the start the stream went down and hbo claims it was maybe like overflooded blah blah but i only know about that show because of all the media and press that it got when this ring after the shutdown so now it goes viral on twitter you can't pay for that type of virality i mean that's like tens and millions of dollars worth of pr must break in the window of the unbreakable exactly yeah right a live event though yeah especially in a time when they're competing against the zone and and triller yeah a live event is definitely different don't get me wrong but i am skeptical because it adds so much excitement to it right you get so much virility everybody's on twitter everybody's on instagram what the [ __ ] is going on why isn't showtime working why isn't showtime working and now the casual casual just goes what the [ __ ] is on showtime maybe i should see what's on showtime so that's why i'm always skeptical it probably didn't happen with this event but i 100 believe that hbo did that [ __ ] on purpose yes 100 and if they didn't they [ __ ] should right 100 that's an interesting date so the chatter in the ufc world did you guys see francis and gano's yep we need to talk about it oh this is this isn't ghana's tweet it's crazy to think that logan paul zero and one just made 20 million dollars on a boxing exhibition what are we doing wrong in caps hmm and he was in the audience by the way paul acosta said he's not fighting paul acosta is that guy the big juice up guy that he took out i think he said he's not fighting until they work on like fighter pay yeah in the ufc so it is kind of interesting the ripple effect of what the paul brown brothers break in mma it's fascinating to watch and jake is the guy that started it dana white has got to be like what the [ __ ] technically it's located yeah yeah i meant jake was the one that went at ufc fighters and he started going specifically like why are you getting paid so he's trolling this movement this weekend in miami was the bitcoin conference and he did a panel with like tim dillon and twins and he was calling uh dana white a [ __ ] at a huge conference for bitcoin and it's just like this is what we're doing these these fighters get paid enough i need to hear the argument from i didn't hear the argument from dana because yes they're taking way more money from these fights right but they have way more overhead right like the ufc has like actual phys physical facilities that they have to maintain they uh are the their own promoter there are way more costs that they have their overhead is way higher the promoting of all these fighters etc so i'd like to see what their takeaway is after you calculate in the pr that they're constantly pumping out for all their fighters they are the promoter for every fighter on the roster in boxing that is not the case the wbc does not promote whoever is fighting for the heavyweight tyson fury tyson fury promotes size and fury so if that's what you want to do if you want to do mma where you're your own promoter that's fine i know a lot of those fighters in mma right now that do not want to do that right i know a lot of those guys just want to be gym rats hang out there let uh let's go dana white the ufc build the folklore around them and then go out and fight and they'll take less money because they don't have to do it i mean put it this way if you don't speak english you're [ __ ] if you don't speak english there's no chance that you have of winning over an american audience without a promotional enterprise like the ufc helping you out mm-hmm so of course it's going to be if you didn't have connor how much would we give a [ __ ] it's a great point do any of the ufc fighters besides like obviously conor like get at least a tiny percentage of numbers so you're always at least hedging against you mean like of a pay-per-view mm-hmm i think they do probably the elite elite yeah is there a way to give that to across the board to anyone that's on some of the main fights even a percent even just they know look there's ways there's ways i guess what i'm trying to say is like i need to know the numbers from the ufc side before i i call them these like money grubbing pigs right because they might just have way more overhead than these than fan mio or whatever it is because fan meow doesn't need to promote the fight it's easy for the paul brothers who have these like robust social media channels to say hey you should be paid more they should be paid more because they're doing the pr yeah but if you don't have that who should be paid more right but still even in regular boxing real fights the purse is a lot bigger so i think that i think that goes down i think that goes down because i don't think regular fights are generating the income that they used to i think it's one of those things like it's almost like baseball where it's like this legacy sport and the guys are already making so much yeah and then eventually you're like these tv deals are gonna go down because nobody's watching baseball and once those tv deals go down those those huge salaries they're going to start tanking as well i think the same thing will start happening with boxing yeah and let's be serious with boxing most boxers are making absolutely nothing we're talking about just the cream of the crop yeah that's what yeah your point still stands about overhead but one of the reasons boxing viewership is down is because ufc is taking it yeah they're dominating market share so even if overheads are they dominate market share because their pr is better they're selling their fighters better they got fighters that have 10 losses that we still watch that doesn't exist in boxing think about it like you can be a ufc fighter this is your job security you can be a ufc fighter as long as you're signed to the ufc we'll probably watch you if you're a boxer and you have 10 losses we're asking you to retire we're going hey it's over for you you don't have a shot they're a legacy ufc got cowboy cerrone if he wants can still fight yeah i'll watch it we'll still watch it the guy's the one i think in like five years or something like that it's unbelievable so once you're part of there's value to that machine how much of your salary is that worth how much of your salary is it worth you not having to win every single time you go out and still get paid the next time the same amount in boxing you get paid the millions as long as you're winning the second you you might be down to a tenth of your salary right in the ufc you make the same every single time with potential upset uh upside if you're maybe doing a pay-per-view or something like that all i'm saying is there might be an argument from their side would i like them to get more yes i want fighters to make all the [ __ ] money but i need to know the true numbers for the ufc before i say that they're just raping all the fighters is that fair yeah but one thing that makes you skeptical of rip is they have shareholders and if you've got shareholders that's the number one person you're trying to please so you're going to try to keep profits as high as possible to keep the stock price as high as possible so that's where i'm a little skeptical also i was wondering about ufc just now is it popular because why don't you don't have profits what do you mean actually the motto now is you don't need profits you don't need a profitable business yeah you really just need the share price to be high how's the share price high is people are talking about your company people believe that it'll grow yeah so in a weird way they don't even need a profit they can take all the money dump it right back in the business as long as wme stock goes up wme owns the ufc everybody's [ __ ] happy right is it crazy that's valid what world do we live in right now where your business doesn't need to be profitable you just got to believe in a long term [ __ ] me yeah or what world we live in where you can have a fake currency that people dump tens of thousands of dollars unbelievable and still do it after it keeps going down yeah what whirlwind anymore yeah yeah were you convinced by the bitcoin me and dana white you know what can i say you don't sound that uh thrilled about it i'm just a matter of fact about gonna keep doing it every week what fact are you matter of about i'm gonna keep doing it that's a fact did you put some in this week took a week off too i took a week off too did you put them in last week no no i took all the weeks off yeah did you hear that every week the thesis of the winklevoss twins of where it's going to go to this is a 500k a coin and their rationale is that if it's why can't we just be honest about what it is i want to trash bitcoin every single time i come on this podcast but i know half a million people listen and i don't want them to sell because then my [ __ ] goes down i'm too far committed to trash it you know what i mean it's like bitcoin is yeah i i i'm what is it pot committed with the pokemon committed i'm part committed i want to trash it i was able to trash nfts because i don't have any nfts and nfts the price of nfts is down 90 percent 90 like we [ __ ] said i can't believe this baboon over here dove trying to get me into nfts every single we're still doing it it's fake we're not doing it what's fake stupid you're stupid you're stupid i'm dove can i tell you something about nfps you just won't do them because they're cheap can i tell you something i got a hunch i got a hunch oh now i definitely don't believe in it now everyone write on the comment wall if we should nft the jameson bottle of you can't nfc a physical well that's what people are doing they're nft the actual episode and then you get something physical you can entertain it right yeah if you end up a virtual thing no but you can also include a real thing in it listeners right now i want to tell you something i mean this sincerely anything i say about bitcoin if it's positive is a lie okay if i say a single thing about bitcoin that's positive it is an absolute lie i would never recommend you putting your money in this absolute [ __ ] but i'm too committed to it right now no no i mean this sincerely if i ever if i say something negative i meant that [ __ ] from my core but if i ever say anything positive about specifically bitcoin or ethereum specifically bitcoin or ethereum if i say a single thing that's possible but about either of those things that i only got 90 in so back to the moon but there are other ones i mean this is i'm lying to you because i am too committed to that stock or crypto or whatever the [ __ ] it is that [ __ ] to lose all that money the second bitcoin goes up to the point where i don't lose any money and i sell it all i'm gonna tell you how i really feel i'm gonna tell you and winklevoss is if you really believe in it so much buy my [ __ ] for what i pay for it buy my [ __ ] for what i pay for you buy my [ __ ] for what i pay for and i'll be out the game right now just talk all that [ __ ] every single week every single week i come here trash and crypto [ __ ] idiots come rock it come rock it do you know that one yeah i heard of it but it's not on coinbase i don't [ __ ] with it you got to be on finance i'm not [ __ ] with this stream neither am i say your [ __ ] guys keep putting money in we're going to be all right to the moon wait what was that last one you guys said though come rock it no no the one you said you have ninety dollars that what's that what do you mean what is it that's all the same thing they're all it's nothing it's nonsense so why did you choose to get into that one because i was getting into it now he got hustled he got hustled by some guy it's just whoever hustles you first i actually hustle myself on this one yeah i was i was looking into crypto and i'm like all right let me try to like learn about this i need one that's actually substantial like one that i can feel like i'm doing something that could help it that is tied to this search engine called what is it brave or whatever you want to be brave brave so bad is that through the search engine called brave was made by the people who made uh chrome or some [ __ ] like that it's a search engine that doesn't have uh ads essentially no what is that it's like a search engine where they can't track your data or whatever like track whatever like phishing encrypted or whatever yeah so uh and they you get paid for using the search engine so specific ads pop up that i get are for you and if you feed that search engine with any content you can make money on those ads and i'm like okay well we make a lot of content we can put it on the brave browser whatever it is and then i can make money off of our content being on brave or i can make money off people viewing our content on brave instead of on google chrome or these other ones i'm like okay this is actually something substantial and you get paid in bat so i'm like oh this is something substantial and then i'm like do i really want to type in [ __ ] brave every time i want to google some [ __ ] like it's just too much and i was like i'm not gonna do this [ __ ] but this is me trying to actually find something that's real and substantial that's associated with crypto and ethereum ethereum is just a it's also a ledger it's a contract that goes on forever i mean do you see these words they use to mean nothing yo do you have a hickey son turn that way show them that sorry dodie it's all [ __ ] dude it's all [ __ ] [ __ ] the whole thing is [ __ ] i can't believe we're all falling for it it's unbelievable it's unbelievable it's unbelievable but with that said to the moon guys to the moon pump and dump to the point where i get my money back the [ __ ] went up to where i get my money back tomorrow i'd probably keep it in because i'm like it's going farther [Laughter] but real talk i wish i wasn't in i do wish i wasn't it damn i do because there's no way that they're gonna let it get to the point there's no way they're going to let it be worth a million dollars without it being centralized and the second it becomes centralized as long as it's still making money all these people like it's decentralized and that's what's so powerful about it the second it's worth a million dollars and centralized they're gonna be like well it's worth a million dollars they're going to move they're going to move the goal post as long as it fits them it be honest it has nothing to do with it being decentralized for you take away power from the fed you were teasing me about the fed now you all the fed is bad i'm i'm on crypto before [ __ ] really y'all [ __ ] was teasing me about the fed and now he's all out here like i guess at the end of the day this investment is your fault what do you mean you lost yourself money on crypto by being so anti-fed uh-huh god damn dog come on you can't trust your own hunch i was anti-you making money not anti-fed i believe in the fed i believe in uh institutions of power and i believe they will blow [ __ ] up to maintain that power yep that's what i believe so i cannot wait if america right now said we own bitcoin we run that [ __ ] it is centralized i put all my money in bitcoin so you were crypto before you know what they said el salvador said we accept bitcoin i was like this [ __ ] is done it's over that's the best country you can get the best country y'all could get to except bitcoin it's el salvador it's barely a country trail blazers oh my god sir real quick that's the caravan that's the camera these people are leaving that character it transports it takes people build a wall we take it build a wall build a wall build a blockchain build a wall okay build a wall out of whatever the [ __ ] you want but unbelievable the best country they could get was [ __ ] el salvador how much they had to pay that [ __ ] how much do you think they had to pay the president of el salvador to lie on that stage right there twenty-eight dollars maybe what they gave they gave him what 100 bitcoin let's be honest a million dollars and he's like yeah our country accepts bitcoin for what [ __ ] your country don't even have ceilings you can't even you don't have bitcoin 35 000 has been the ceiling for the last few weeks all i'm trying to say is you can say your country accepts bitcoin y'all don't got no bitcoin except you don't have any wi-fi you don't have any internet connection [ __ ] are living in poverty who got bitcoin the people that are making um little what do they make on the side of the street in el salvador uh those little bracelet things people making bracelets on the side of the street though yeah they sell mangoes they sell mangoes on the side of the street they're selling corn with the mayonnaise on their side of the street rich unbelievable people got excited about this we accept bitcoin whoo who in your country's accepted it fluctuates so much is like that mango is like oh 0.2 bitcoin up now two hours later now it's point five bitcoin like how the [ __ ] you going to start buying [ __ ] i don't really use that as a curtain that makes no sense because their currency already is fluctuating like crazy yeah if somebody paid you an el salvadorian whatever the [ __ ] it is you're gonna be furious this is worth nothing i wouldn't wipe my ass with el salvadorian currency charmin worth more than el salvadorian currency double ply i guarantee you that i guarantee you double plus sharma with more than el salvadorian currency easy transition what's that i'm saying go to bitcoin it's a great move el salvador what's the best country they could get was el salvador ain't that also they're doing no capital gains tax what is that el salvador they've been doing that oh it's kind of funny on bitcoin what does that mean so they go like if you have mad bitcoin you can oh and you want to sell it at the end of the year you don't have to pay so it's gonna be like a haven for people to put bitcoin to pull money at it you think america ain't gonna get that money try to bring that [ __ ] into america that's true we won't get that money i am so anti-crypto it's unbelievable i know it annoys me the most about it i like that you go now that you're taking the position like you just don't know anything you have a hunch but like a lot of these crypto people they act like they know it like remember what was your boy ross that was on the pod that was on the shows this weekend he was like the one i'm into is xrp because it's the banking one it's religion dog it is religion you just pick your religion god this one sounds good you gotta have faith you gotta have faith dog i have faith in nukes so if america goes this is our coin i'm in it 100 but if you think for a second america is going to let a bunch of these fat [ __ ] nerds make millions of dollars out of nowhere and not come to collect yeah ouch a goddamn minds but don't you think the way that there's millions of people talking crypto and conferences this is what like wall street traders were doing on the floor they were having these nerdy ass talks about buying this thing versus that thing and selling now everyone's at the party no this is their thing i'm still buying apartment buildings multifamily guys what's that shuffle fund just rental properties you want to do that i don't want crypto oh my god i'm getting so [ __ ] heated by this it's driving me crazy what do you think we should do investment wise i'm bad with that i only know how to invest in myself i i would tell you straight up if i don't if i can't touch it i don't know how to make money on it i have to be able to touch it but if i can manipulate it myself and put work into it i can make money but i don't know how to just give money to a company and then trust that they do some [ __ ] introducing yeah today yeah i mean i just don't know what the coin is like i don't know what i would do with the coin but if it's something like this dog if you just trusted your gut no i wasn't got a strong gut no the same reason i'd be a bad coach i'd be a bad like a drafter hunches because i i know i know what you're saying you're looking at companies and you'll be being like i know that company going to make it i bet you looked at amazon 15 years ago and you were like you know what this [ __ ] is all right no i was like who reads google you can look at google and think yo that's the [ __ ] google that's the search engine yeah of the people no i thought i was like the late adopter to facebook i was like this is corny i'm still not on tick tock said netflix was dead said netflix was dead trust me don't trust my destiny when it comes to investing in companies don't trust me i only not invest in myself if i cuz i can find a way to problem solve and make it work but if i give you money i don't know if you're as good as a problem solver as me you're right sheltecoin let's do it let's go only way it's gonna work but i don't know what we do with it we can't do it what are we gonna do with this coin i don't know what the [ __ ] is it get a show scoring coin i don't even believe in but you might don't do it don't if i ever try to sell a coin don't do that [ __ ] telling you right now don't do it crazy i mean that [ __ ] don't do it if i ever sell a coin don't do it so what are you saying crypto is dead because those usually mean you know crypto's dead [Laughter] nfts are dead look at the the stock price or whatever that [ __ ] is a bitcoin right now i guarantee this green for the next three months christmas is dead nfts are dead none of this [ __ ] works take your money out immediately save what little you have left attack any nba yeah let's talk some nba okay your knicks lost my mavericks lost yep what do you think of that in general lebron lost do you have any interest anymore in the playoffs no i mean this is the worst thing that could have happened to the nba yeah like nobody wants to see an atlanta hawks philadelphia yeah like no one cares about that series like they're bringing out wwe wrestlers to get some interest in the game yeah i'm enjoying it but i know and i'm always like oh big market team that's what we all say is fans you need the big market teams because casuals are done the clippers you don't give a [ __ ] about the clippers you know it's you know what's really interesting is like people go people say there's criticism of like boxing or mma and that kind of stuff like that it's like oh you're destroying the sanctity of the sport like how are you gonna let these youtubers and these influencers into the sport blah blah blah it's like they are the knicks they are the lakers right they have the big market team they bring in the casuals right nobody wants to see the indiana pacers play the atlanta hawks that would be the worst eastern conference finals in the history and it reflects in the ratings anytime there's not one of these massive market teams or dynasties in the ratings it's always down absolutely abysmal i mean they changed the playoffs hoping that the warriors would get in yeah right they literally changed the format of the playoffs please get steph curry in there please please we need to make money on this first round because we know lebron ain't making it past that yeah and so now we're gonna have to watch the phoenix suns and the [ __ ] utah jazz i mean again i'm gonna enjoy it i don't blame anybody who's like that [ __ ] sounds awful yeah yeah i just don't care i haven't been as invested even the nets with all their all-stars it's just like all right they just turn it on and then they just have a blowout yeah like it's like it's not even that far the nets aren't even that hateable like they're so how are you that boring as a super team yeah i know it is kind of weird you know what it is with the net specifically is that um if if we if this was the world cup the nets would be the we don't have a country team you know like you know in like the olympics where you compete for yourself right because you can't compete on behalf of your country yeah so it's like if your country got banned like russia got banned so you gotta compete on behalf of yourself like ain't nobody give a [ __ ] about you competing for you right this guy be bigger than you and no one cares about the nets i don't care who you are maybe if you're a new jersey fan but if you were from new jersey you're a knicks fan let's keep it a buck nobody was a nets fan i went to nets game as a kid because the tickets were way cheaper my dad would just drive us out same with clippers right like you just go to because your dad wants you to sit closer to the floor yeah like you could actually sit pretty close as a kid and it was an amazing experience but there were no nets fans there was no nets fans then there's no net fans now so now you have this super team but nobody really cares about it if the nets win nobody in new york will care about it you know what people are going to argue with we're going to fake it we're going to fake care 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doing like basic research but um basically rogan had a dude on his podcast that started talking about excuse me rogan had doing his podcast that started talking about um fouchy's connection to what is it called something game game game gain of function research into covet viruses or coronaviruses okay and gain functional research is they basically like juice up the coronavirus yeah and to see how uh vaccines would work against it okay okay so they're like if we make it on steroids would it the vaccines still work right and they stopped this under obama because they thought it was dangerous because they're creating a virus that we won't have any cure for and if that got out of the lab it could potentially kill a lot of people right maybe even cause a global pandemic in 2017 under fouchy's tutelage because i guess he's the guy that has to sign off on all these things right they continued that research so now this is under trump right so fauci the guy who's coming out saying like yo trump uh got rid of the uh pandemic team or whatever the [ __ ] it is is also the guy who's like yo we started doing this wild ass research again that research um was happening in the in the wuhan lab right and was funded through an organization that i believe fauci uh has to give the sign off on so i think they find it to the tune of like six hundred thousand dollars and um through it's it's kind of like murky but i guess it does eventually go back to fouchy right so they're funny this research in the wuhan lab and i guess there are a few people that worked in that wuhan lab that did get sick with something and were hospitalized after getting sick with something and being hospitalized i think this is in november right at the time if i'm not mistaken so it looks like this whole pandemic was started from a lab leak from gain of function research now this is important for a couple reasons one fauci said there's no way that that happened he was all about the bat theory right it's a bat these chinese people eat bats and we're so [ __ ] racist we're just like yeah of course they ate bats like this this is how this [ __ ] works and we all believe that and he shot down this idea that it came from gain of function research or it was genetically engineered now the reason why it's important is because i think when indian scientists first looked at it they said this looks genetically engineered australian scientists first look at they're like yo this looks genetically engineered like i think we made this [ __ ] or somebody made this [ __ ] and it was shot down not only was it shot down if you said that it looked genetically engineered on social media they brought down your posts apparently like fauci and i think uh zuckerberg spoke and zuckerberg's like yo how can i help with like the information that's going out here and i think the conversation was we should yank down anything that says that this is man-made because it's not man-made it comes from bats there's all these press conferences where he's basically saying this virus is consistent from when uh from coronaviruses that could have gone from a bat to a human being and that's what it would look like right when he very well knew that that is [ __ ] so he was not only lying to the american people being exalted as this [ __ ] hero in the process but also ripping down quote unquote fake news or misinformation there was existing all these social media platforms that actually could have given us a little bit more understanding of what we were actually dealing with and put some responsibility on the people who [ __ ] it up in the first place obviously it leaked in the lab in china which is [ __ ] up but if we're funding that research we're partially responsible too it's on both i mean don't get wrong the end-all be-all is probably the lab because you have to take the safety precautions necessary so these [ __ ] viruses don't go out and cause a global pandemic but if we know that they're not taking those precautions and this lab isn't good enough to do this research why the [ __ ] are we funding it yeah so it's a really interesting situation where fauci has been you know kind of like deified during this whole process but the reality is he knew some [ __ ] that he wasn't sharing with us and allowed himself to become a [ __ ] you know what is it a pandemic god yeah and wrote a [ __ ] book it seems like everybody writes a book during the pandemic ends up [ __ ] up big time like cuomo wrote a [ __ ] book this guy wrote i don't know where they get the time to write their [ __ ] books but point being i mean like they're got to sacrifice the guy the dems got to sacrifice the guy all these people who are like the fouchy enthusiast they got a sacrifice and the guy [ __ ] lied gotta go bare minimum lied bare minimum am i missing anything here mark i mean it's we can't necessarily conclusively say that the lab leak theory is like confirmed it's not confirmed but all of a sudden it's way more plausible it's also worth denoting that like the idea that it's man-made versus like humanly modified is not necessarily synonymous with a lab leak like inherently so like people are like oh it's a bio weapon from china and they made it on purpose and then leaked it out to like affect the world and that's not necessarily what this theory is it would be an accidental leak right and the accident and that the virus actually is naturally occurring however it's just modified and like the spike proteins were modified just to see like the gain of function research yeah research stuff so it's like to be more nuanced it's difficult to say that like it wasn't yeah it wasn't done with malicious intention even on fauci's parking gain of research china's part it leaked you could say this whole thing happened one thing i kept saying early on is like i'd be having hunches i said i don't know how this isn't man-made because at basic ass science i was like okay early on it causes a cough it affects your lungs you might need oxygen then all of a sudden i give it to giannis he's [ __ ] his brains out and it's affecting your digestive system then people are fatigued now they're losing your sense of smell none of these things i know to be linked there's a digestive system there's a respiratory system yeah how the [ __ ] is this affecting everything at once that doesn't seem naturally occurring to me yeah that was my only logic but i was like it seems like it has to be man-made for that alone yeah so this doesn't i'm it's very easy for me to be like yep this [ __ ] is man-made accidentally leaked absolutely cool yeah but it was man-made yeah the other things to note like in defense of falchi is that people are looking at people that emailed him and suggesting that like oh fouchy knew that's like the big trend like read it in twitter like oh fouchy knew this voucher knew that but it's like just because someone emails someone doesn't necessarily mean a that they read it two that like they digested all the information that they're privy to all of it fouchy knew that people believed right that it was mammoth there's no way in hell yeah of course that he didn't have a single conversation with somebody said it looks as if this was man-made right he in order for him to conclude the bad theory he has to discredit man-made theory right and he had no way to discredit it there wasn't enough time to do the actual research i just think it was a way better narrative to go this came from a bat than potentially the research that i was funding that's fair and that's what i think people are being upset at him about they're like of course you said it's bad because if it wasn't bad they gonna look into the numbers and see that you put six hundred thousand dollars into that [ __ ] lab where the [ __ ] leaked out of [ __ ] and then more more so to his lies like someone asked him i think rand paul asked him have you ever did this lab ever engaged in gain of function recently and he said no and he said on the stand under oath so i don't know if that's a semantics thing that like oh technically this lab wasn't working on game of thrones research if it's not technically gain of function research is actually a different type of research exactly he could get off on like uh what is the term uh technicality technicality right he could get off on a technicality but it is interesting what's happening man you know we're all about to turn on on anthony fauci you know what else this calls and question people who were like aids is man-made and i remember my cousin telling me if you look at this virus doctor he said if you look at this virus i can see how people think it's man-made like it's so perfect and i remember a lot of people being like word y'all say this [ __ ] came from that's a dave chappelle joke word a monkey somebody has sex with a monkey and then a human and now that to me seems like oh it seems like a very plausible cover-up to just say oh this came from an animal it came from a bat it came from a monkey when in reality it could have very well been man-made maybe not for nefarious uh and with nefarious intentions but the [ __ ] could very well have been man absolutely and then it could have leaked as well yeah that's another to me the most fascinating part from like the all the email leaks which like frankly i think the headlines over exaggerated what was presented yeah but the biggest thing was this guy peter dasik okay is that he was apparently funding research at the wuhan lab and then he was also coincidentally the person that wuhan hired or that the who hired yeah yeah in order to create like the uh who is the world health organization yeah in order to do investigative research on like the origins of the guy who's funding the research that ends up causing the global pandemic potentially right also just happens to be the guy that the who hire to investigate the lab where the pandemic leaked out of of course you're not going to get an honest investigation and i mean there was a lot of criticism of the who during this period i'm not trying to say that you know trump is right about that but he was critical but it could be right that's right he can be right it's okay he could be right and you could be wrong about a million other things you say the same thing about alex jones alex jones could be right yeah you know but he could also be wrong about a million other things yeah so then basically he get like fouchy gets an email the day after he's on fox news or some major news network promoting the like uh bat to human theory and discrediting like the lab league theory this guy peter dazyk he shoots him an email goes yo thank you so much for you know sharing the truth and you know discrediting the lab week theory which obviously is false blah blah blah and so him being in fouchy's emails thanking him for his work and contributions to clearing up the narrative so to speak i thought was particularly interesting now where do you go with that i mean basically what you just said like this guy is like potentially responsible for funding research potentially new more than the average person as to like the origins of the virus and then is thanking people in high places that are using their platform to try to help him you know get out i wonder if china and america had a conversation and they're like yo we're both responsible for this [ __ ] maybe it came from a bat yeah maybe like you guys funded it you guys wanted to do this research it happened to be over here yeah um there's a specific thing and i'm i have a note here for it i'll actually look it up but like there was a certain level of security that was necessary for this type of research security not like people know about it but actual like physical security like there's a certain like health requirement right it was code it needed to be code four but they were only like code two so to continue doing it at that level is dangerous because it uh not have any barriers to exactly there were more opportunities for a leak so they weren't even updating the lab for the necessary precautions chinese [ __ ] so who knows but it is interesting what if both of both parties are like listen we're both [ __ ] up here we're gonna say it came from a bat because if it came from a bat there's nothing we could do they'll make fun of you about your wet markets you can shut down the wet markets for a few weeks big [ __ ] deal but the reality is the whole world got shut down because of some american research in asia in a chinese lab yeah and you know i was just about to say that goes to what i was going to say which was the they're sacrificing fauci obviously because there's no way he's the highest ranking person that knew about this there were a lot of people above him being like yeah you [ __ ] up bets we this can't be on america this can't be on china that's so who who's above him that's what i'm trying to understand like tim you brought up trump if i'm trump and i appointed this guy i would trump didn't he would it would be he's been in he's been in uh i thought you said it was 2017 so it was when trump oh and it came back when trump was in power but he's been working for the government for the last like 30 years or something i think jimmy carter yeah he was popping during the aids epidemic okay so when the research came back that could still fall back epidemics just started with him like he might be the architect he was around her spanish blue probably guys matter of fact she is there to start pandemics that's his job that's his [ __ ] job maybe he's dana ebola sars mers that [ __ ] was down for all of them aids aids as well that's when he really started to make his name maybe he's trying to help us though maybe he's trying to help us or maybe he's the guy that's put in there to [ __ ] [ __ ] up exactly well he's trying to get rid of the he's trying to get him oh he's trying to call the bro he's thanos the herd oh my god fauci is [ __ ] thanos man wow comes through with the gain of function wow snap snap wow anyway it's just interesting times to see this happen because he was such a [ __ ] hero and people are about to flip on his ass so goddamn quick so what do you think happens he gets locked up nah no no these guys never get locked up yeah because locking him up would mean personal accountability for america yeah yeah right it's a weird thing like we're we're tied and the people above him that allow this to happen because if if you if one of us does some horrendous [ __ ] that's still on you yeah you know what i mean so it's kind of in your bedroom just to be like all right man let me take care of keep this [ __ ] quiet let me take care of this it also proves all the right wing guys correct you know what i mean like they're loving this [ __ ] the trumps the rand paul ted cruz like yeah they're all vindicated because the whole time they were like this guy foust he didn't know what the [ __ ] he's talking about they were talking mad [ __ ] even before they knew anything they were just like yo [ __ ] him forever but i get that i get that because the guy was making decisions that really weren't based on anything he was doing what i thought was the best what i thought he was doing what he believed was the best uh decision for the time making the best decisions for the time yeah right like that's what every governor anybody in power did right some were overly precautious and then some were maybe not precautious enough right right like some people would criticize desantis about that down florida they'd be like oh man you should have had more people with mass you should have done it maybe you could have saved even more lives right right and then people were critical of cuomo for the opposite reasons a lot of people to go broke you allow people to go back people's lives they might be alive but they have no livelihood 100 yeah 100 so i always assumed the best with voucher i was like he's being safe because that's his job his safety yeah his job is not supposed to be hey go out there and wing it that's not what scientists do you go to your dentist he tells you to brush your [ __ ] teeth three times a day and flossing that always bothered me not always i read it a few months ago it was like a new york times summary of an article i read the whole [ __ ] obviously i'm me but they said something like they knew early on masks helped and i remember them saying mass don't do anything and i bought into it but i was like they didn't math should help yeah and they said that because they wanted to save masks for frontline workers so they just told all of us mass don't do anything instead of saying the real reason which is hey if you told us that you were saving it for front line workers we would have bought all them shits there's a run on mass toilet paper all over again but at least at least you have to acknowledge that you not you be them you set the precedent of lying yeah you said the president lies so why should we believe you once you lie once we can't believe you no more we're always going to be skeptical and you give the people who want to buy into the narrative that this the whole thing is a hoax etc etc you gave them the ammunition yeah whether i agree with them or not i can't disagree with the fact that you gave them the ammunition by lying off rip yo and you know what would have been a better idea to say nothing about masks until you know that the front line workers had enough that's a great move don't cause the mask drought right if you talk about how there's not going to be any gas everybody's going to run up and get the gas that's why we had the uh there was a little gas shortage i think in a few states yeah you you said it was completely fabricated yes and no like there was an actual gas shortage but it wasn't actually going to affect people's day-to-day lives but once people found out about the gas storage then they started buying it up and created by my house in florida was out of gas for two days so here's the thing with it i was talking to mark about this correct me if i'm wrong here but like basically what happens is we always have like an extra week of gas yeah all these gas stations have massive wells of gasoline right yeah and it's there in case there's a shortage when there's a shortage as long as people just go out to get gas in a normal way they have that week that will tie them over until the next week it's going to get close both up again toilet paper literally the same thing happened with toilet exactly so it caused hysteria stop saying [ __ ] that's gonna cause us there if you shut your mouth we're gonna be okay yeah maybe they i don't know it's tricky it's tough because you are thinking these are the frontline workers risking their lives more than anybody else we'll lock everybody else up these guys can't be locked up yeah yeah yeah yeah but you can't lie because if you get caught it's not worth it yeah that's the thing about honesty it sucks but if you get caught in a lie it's never worth it um honesty is always gonna be more worth it than lying and getting caught that's facts and they [ __ ] their whole credibility so now i'm a guy who believes mass work but it's hard to argue with a guy who's like yeah i'm a liberal [ __ ] i'm a liberal cop do you wear a mask anywhere anymore yeah i wear it when i know they need me to but now that i'm vaccinated i don't feel the need ubers ubers i took a line from you which is you get in and if the uber guys were in the masses hey bro i'm vaccinated if you don't want the mask it's fine and then if they're if they take those off my [ __ ] is off yeah but if they keep theirs on then most of the time i haven't really run into that most of the time they've said i have to keep mine on because uber makes me you can take yours off i'll walk through the whole airport with no mask on fire dog both sides bodybuilders orlando and new york no one said anything no they said it to me i'm right next to him yeah literally the same tsa i walk in the lady looks at me al's right behind me looks at me and goes uh sir can you put on your mask my roommates used to call that nf of bp natural fear of black people yup they just don't want to say shitty you could just cut in line with andrew and they'll be like sir there's a line here that also makes sense no no you're fine yeah if you have the mask and you're not wearing it correctly it's easier to be like yo wear it correctly whereas if you don't have a master like i'm not dealing with this no but no no we haven't no mask on oh you didn't have a mask i had no mask on he had no imaging i thought it was his beard i thought it's his beard and they're like somehow solder than that al is a different theory no it's because them black they don't want that confrontation be like oh why are you doing this because i'm black and then once we pull that card it's interesting because it's a little bit removed from your theory which is like a 90s theory yeah which is like they're afraid a black guy's gonna do something physical no they're afraid of being called racist yes the fear has changed it's really interesting before the fear was they were racist and they thought a black person would do something [ __ ] up to them and you thought that because you're racist now they're not racist i mean who knows but now they're not racist but their fear is someone thinking they are yeah so they won't even say a single thing to a black guy yeah i'm not afraid to get hurt by black people i'm afraid of getting canceled yes that's funny yeah so you really believe that's the case i don't know i didn't i didn't subscribe to it but maybe it is because they are such in the right in that moment and also all the tsa workers are [ __ ] dominicans and [ __ ] like yeah yeah yeah exactly i don't if it was a moment to prove you're not racist at all by being like hey black guy put on your mask i mean i'm going to say a black black guy i think doesn't help a black guy maybe you don't start that sentence yeah yeah that was an implied thing but hey hey buddy put on your mask hey buddy put on your mask yeah yeah even buddy i i think it's kind of dangerous it's like close to the board canadian buddy's like boys buddy nah but it's like kind of right where i say buddies from my canadian black guy buddy yeah yeah buddy you could call boy you can't call you're gonna say king god damn did you get an ass whooping for that boy but boy is so great like i l what's up boy like i would say you say that but you can't it's contextual yeah it really is you can't it's like [ __ ] black people is contextual to a woman but it's it's it's it's also oh i hear what you're saying i mean if you're if you're talking to a girl like hey [ __ ] that's a problem yeah yeah yeah like this cute ass [ __ ] are we gonna get the [ __ ] in the pool that was an iconic line from jelly roll bro so we're gonna get the [ __ ] in the pool and the [ __ ] were right there they're just sitting right there i didn't absolutely nothing speaking of [ __ ] i almost saw your dog get decapitated last night oh yeah my dog does this thing where it shits like basically in the street but at so andrew we had to we were watching the fight we have to go and take the dog on the last walk because he lost the battle this girl so we're walking outside and andrew wanted this dog to [ __ ] so quickly and soon that he was willing the dog's head was hanging into the street and he's pulling it by the neck i see an oncoming car and andrew wasn't pulling the dog back because he's like dog [ __ ] they'd be taking their time no this was something it was so easy in miami because i just bring them to two patches of grass new york is different there's no grass it's concrete it's concrete it's concrete i'm trying to find grass characters just realize it's concrete yeah but dude the dog used to do it because all he knew was concrete yeah and now i got him addicted to grass and now he doesn't know what to do it's like an eastern toilet for us that [ __ ] there's a hole in the ground when you visit india you'll see it like i'll just hold it yeah i just wait what you need yeah that's a good metaphor bro this is something i'm not buying my girl a nice bag okay that's why no you gotta get it now i'm not getting her used to a nice bag all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because you nerds need to stay up longer yes you gamers aren't spending enough time gaming i know you don't see your families i know you're dwelling in your basements zero sunlight coming in looking like fish at the bottom of the ocean but let me tell you this you could be even more translucent if you use our major major major new sponsor gamer subs gamer subs is going to help you stay up so you can game all night long this is what i like because as long as you're gaming you're not shooting up a school we need you in cells to be inside and how we're going to keep you inside 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had a heart attack yeah died so he married her sister yep same day absolutely at the wedding at the wedding how do you feel about this this guy's a king okay i love this guy you know how much money went into that wedding yeah this selfish whole going to die the day of [ __ ] you can't wait two weeks you follow her bro i i honestly i hate this [ __ ] woman don't don't value money yeah i'm glad this guy dodged a bullet not marrying her i don't know she got no values this girl she don't hold on to nothing the sister was about it dog that's a soldier also y'all forget it's probably an arranged marriage so who the [ __ ] cares really yeah he probably knew them the same amount of time it's the same genetics you're marrying the genetics in an arranged marriage i'm marrying the family yeah i'm marrying the bloodline biodiversity same bloodline same bio daddy yeah yeah yeah i mean loki he might have given that [ __ ] a heart attack to marry the sister yo you think the sister was fine i think if the sister's better look we need to compare him if the sister is better looking you give a girl a heart attack she's 20 who dies from a heart attack 20 years old never happened i don't think that's a real thing that happens i think he killed him herself or the sister killed her sister so that she could be the chosen one we need to look into this probably had a wedding gown that day like oh why do you have a wedding oh you just happened to fit in there that's why you don't wear white shirts younger maybe she looks older she's getting a little desperate nobody liked her she's like look this is my chance i gotta plan everything perfectly kill her the day of the wedding india's not wasting those six figures indian rom-com that's why you can't wear white to a wedding because if i see a girl wearing white at another girl's wedding i'm assuming there's an assassination happening wow yeah why are you so prepared like what's wrong with you treacherous treacherous it is kind of crazy but if you look into your culture it makes sense oh i can't believe this doesn't happen all the time in india bro it's a seven day wedding like yeah but they marry at like 17. the girl's exhausted after seven days [ __ ] dancing non-stop like i can't believe more women don't die at their wedding oh the heart attack yes no they're up until four in the morning how late are you up the night before you would i don't think you sleep be honest with you that's my point bro it's like burning man yeah nobody dies burning man that we know of no we do that's a cover-up bro literally no look at falci's emails bro watch what about you said about burning man barna now is that wife when they crematin now so i just think it's interesting like like what happens like shorty dies yeah and everybody already is there yeah and then [ __ ] die yo people die right in the train she she died that's what it is no the brother commented they brought her dead body into the other room had a team meeting because they still needed that dowry swapped up and had the wedding with the dead sister in the other room she got to attend the wedding yeah after all that's very generous this guy isn't here we need to throw a parade for this man what a noble guy because he saved the day but so did she got saved but he saved the day he said because shorty obviously wasn't married loser [ __ ] and then he came through and then i mean i guess she she hung her games in a little bit like she was just like i nominated yeah right she pulled up right she was with it but he he didn't even look her down usually there's like a meeting at least once before right he doesn't know who he's meeting he just blindly married this woman to save the day for everybody 21 dawg you know that's extreme that's like 1950 stuff that's a reality show b we need to follow that family yeah i bet he's true didn't your parents meet the day my dad didn't know he was getting married until the day of his wedding neither did this girl say that same thing yeah i don't see why this is that crazy my dad was at another wedding and then his cousins came up to him and they were like two cousins were like scared to tell him they're like he's like somebody [ __ ] tell me and they're like you're getting married today he's getting fitted for clothes on the way there this should be happening wait wait he was at another wedding he was at another family member's wedding and then he gets married the same day he had to leave that wedding to go to his own wedding get the [ __ ] that's crazy bruh i'm saying i think your dad's a hero yo yo more than you wouldn't say that if you saw him the rest of the marriage but and on that day he was heroic you kind of undermined my point about this dude but yeah yeah that day he was heroic yeah he did what he needed to do now do you know about this state where this happened real quick before we get into the state we got to talk about how my man dodged a bullet with this heart attack lady yeah because she was going to have health issues the whole marriage popped up out of nowhere yeah and that didn't show up in the bio data if anything he should be upset at her family because her family knew her heart wasn't right where's the wonder lick oh yeah yeah that's another thing you need to go into those tests you need to find out when you need to be protesting give us the bride factor 100 bride facts is perfect because if he did manage to marry her if she saved that heart attack guys a week later he married a lemon almost she married a [ __ ] lemon bruh come on and mom what you think dog in pakistan the same [ __ ] when they're gone down why he don't have a money guy why are you asking [ __ ] like you don't do podcasts every single day well i want to hear i just want to hear an opinion of a brown guy is he looking at me at home he's looking at me like i'm [ __ ] up so i just need to do some detectives don't throw that [ __ ] on him bro they got honor killings they would have killed that [ __ ] for even thinking about having a heart attack the second she grabbed their chest no goats stones get the stones all right so we were going to say this state yeah it happened in uttar pradesh that's my state that's where your people makes the most is that like the country like what is the uttar pradesh of america alabama really probably like are you guys actually it is though he marries yeah yeah kind of a punchline if you're in bombay or whatever mumbai the comedians will use they have uh so we call all of our in in like my part of india at least you call all your older brothers by us people call us that but like in a derogatory way oh like it's like an idiot guy who's like it's boy yeah yeah i guess so yeah yeah it's supposed to be older people but for some reason they use it to us and it's like an insult like yeah you're like some backwards idiot like like the richest guy in alabama bro bill clinton is from arkansas what you know about it you know what i mean you could you could be nah bro i thought you were i thought you were royalty yeah me too like this totally changes how i feel about you bro like i thought you were from the bomb ass guys your dad was a politician or some [ __ ] you were right about the both of those things but that don't mean the state i'm telling you bill clinton bro what's this barnyard when aren't we about to go no poor indian wedding what hey we in america thank god it's punjabi bro thank god that's why you're not having no elephants at your wedding you know yo if you were from mumbai you would have had some elephants in your wedding bro yeah yo [ __ ] this ultra pradesh wedding yo hey ain't nobody want to go to this utra pradesh wedding come on bro bruh if you want to save me some money don't show up i'm about to not i'm about to just go to the [ __ ] zoo instead and get my fix yo if you see indians at the zoo do you just pretend it's a wedding yo real talk why don't y'all just have the wedding at the zoo the animals are there already just bring us all to the bronx zoo start the wedding yeah and do it right in front of the elephant cage or the hippopotamus you know enclosure i love this idea this is the way this is the most indian of weddings are you spending all this time moving elephants bro the elephants are already there yeah they have a house yo let's go to ringling brothers you want to go to barnum they're trained there so at least you can ride it easily i mean maybe not you could ride it maybe to barnum and bailey you would teach me pretty quickly probably just subdued animals son i thought we were going to some high class yeah i know we going to a fried chicken wedding bro hey boy can you believe this [ __ ] wait but it's your girl's not fried chicken wait yeah i gotta give damian lemon credit for this he was telling me he called them fried chicken weddings and that's the weddings that would be in the apartment like they would do project weddings but like the girl would walk down the aisle in the apartment wow so you're calling it project and i'm not going to lie it's kind of lit bro there's something kind of romantic i know it's real love i almost got married at my house seeing that beautiful we're not putting on airs yeah damn son we ain't putting on airs either bruh maybe y'all should we looking for some bomb ass indian wedding but what state is your girl's family from i do know are they from like a nice like a nice day yeah yeah they'll they'll have a nicer wedding thank you for sure okay thank god but yeah you be [ __ ] bruh yeah in that up yeah you pee it's what it is damn son that's my people i can't betray my culture by giving y'all a beautiful wedding you getting a mid-budget wedding so i'm all about that though i'm all about that bro we almost cancelled our [ __ ] this weekend i'm all about that how many times has it almost it's a lot it's like what are we doing here like it's a lot ain't it it's a lot yeah the fried chicken sounds nice now huh anybody who had a fried chicken wedding is the smartest person on the phone it's it is a lot but what's interesting is like we all get attached to these ideas of what we want for a wedding right we get attached to these ideas and we all have our like bottom lines about the things that we can't live without yeah and like i don't want to get married without my boys there my people that's very important to me same and my girl don't want to get married without her mom you know seeing her get you know in that dress but she would do that in front of four people she would do that in front of her parents and my parents god bless her and i'm i'm like all right that might be a possibility but if anybody outside of our parents are there i can't do it yeah there's flood gates i just i emotionally you feel like you're leaving people out it would break my heart because my friends are just as important as my family to me that's my family i didn't have like i had a big family but i wasn't super close to my extended family so my friends are my family so i'm not gonna have my boy jamil or bobby or you see picture me getting married and then you're like yo so i didn't make the cut yeah i think the cut is rough say what i didn't make the cut it's right it's [ __ ] rough that's rough that like that is right there you are you are drawing a line in the sands of who your close friends are who your colleagues are yeah dog you know what i mean i'm saying this right now on the podcast a lot of y'all about to find out some of y'all watching listening right now it's like nah it's my boy it's my close friend we bout you but you're a colleague right yo that's my colleague you are weird colleagues bro like it's no love lost it just wasn't that much love there but i never found it yo it is it is that 100 so but the amount of money that you could pay for these things well this is not a lie this is the lie they give you right okay they try to tell me they're like oh no you got to get the extra money for the buffet because it's your only wedding you're only getting married once yeah i'm not a little simp yeah [ __ ] out here with that bro i could have seven of these like you can't get caught up in this only one marriage thing that's where they get you yeah so you gotta go into it being like nah i could have ten maybe twelve who knows like you can't go oh you could do more weddings you can't get bogged down with it you know what i mean you can be with the same girl i was always like yeah i might run it back when i turn 30. do the vows again have another wedding i'm actually supportive of that that's what i'm saying like okay we'd like if we can't ball out now but like don't get caught up in that [ __ ] all you got to do is the only wedding not [ __ ] you guys yeah i'm gonna have 10 weddings i'm i'm with you on that just mindset wise i'm with you on that mindset wise but then what happens is like the thing that i care about and i'm sure you went through this as well because not only do you have to consider friends you got to consider family you didn't go crazier than anybody but you don't even [ __ ] with some of the family you gotta consider them you can't bring you can't not in my family exactly i i will yeah we can if your last name schultz you might not be on the list yeah is there gonna be a box obviously your wedding room just scalpers bro your last name shows you might not be on the list there's gonna be scalpers at the wedding there might be you could get text messages like i bet i will call for a half hour you're gonna be there a little longer you might as well wait for my next wedding this time around but yeah so it's just like if i want these people here because they're important to me people cost money yeah you would say what you said to me was serious if you don't come if i don't come to your wedding i'm a savior i have some money so that is bare minimum people need food they need drinks if there's an outdoor component to the wedding they need heat you know they need staff to feed all these [ __ ] buy all this alcohol there's a lot of dance you gotta have a dj dance dj and why do all this [ __ ] if you're not gonna take pictures and remember it for the rest of your life you need some pictures makeup artist bro it's like a set it's like you're filming a [ __ ] vh1 oh my god our makeup [ __ ] stole our deposit the first one cinderella brides you ain't [ __ ] you stupid [ __ ] why did we talk about this earlier i'd be forgetting sometimes because of the pandemic yeah we yeah whatever [ __ ] point is the audacity to call yourself an artist i'm off i'm off the [ __ ] bandwagon right away i will push back on you but i want to hear this rant you think you and da vinci do the same [ __ ] i think they're more impressive than davinci how's that because eventually ain't turn no ugly [ __ ] cute every [ __ ] was ugly back then but i didn't [ __ ] him david was five feet tall how fine is that statue it's a beautiful statue all i'm trying to say is like makeup has made me question my eyesight like before i knew i had a stigma whatever it is i probably been with some girls and in the morning i was like oh [ __ ] if art is supposed to make you feel if that's the purpose of art it's supposed to create a visceral reaction in your heart yeah that's what made me feel makeup doesn't mean go go if i could replace you with a [ __ ] at a carnival putting paw prints on somebody's face yes you're not an artist yeah i don't know i've never been horny looking at a painting say what i've never been horny looking at a painting that's a good point i've never looked at painting oh [ __ ] that painting is fire i used to jerk off the pictures though yeah i'm not painting pictures not paintings but pictures oil painting where you jerked onto a pastel back in the day you probably jerk off i'm positive especially oil because it's got a little texture if you work at sephora i'm sorry you a artist like a subway sandwich artist is an artist oh i like that take i can make just the same you know hey what they do with the sandwich is impressive they might be artists though i don't know you are equal level artist i'll take that you and a subway sandwich person same level of artist same level of art same they take a piece of bread and turn into something delicious what about martial arts is that an artist you kick my ass i'm not gonna argue with you you got your ass beat by artists i already got beat up by an artist come on guys i guys fought this dude yesterday knocked him out yeah he went back doing his art come on you're gonna be an art project hey he's done yeah we are partial bro probably a lot of these fat makeup artists can beat the [ __ ] out of me too if we're being a buck about it but i still believe it but you don't want your makeup done by some pretty [ __ ] it's like i don't want food cooked by a skinny girl yeah that's a good point you know what i mean you want someone who knows how to make delicious holidays yeah like i want you missing parts of your body i want your husband dead if your husband died of some type of heart disease and diabetes you can make dessert for me widow brownies weirdo brownies is fire put your husband in the dirt yo you not a good cook unless you put your husband in the dirt that's true that's a fact hey you want to know who could cook their ass off yeah that dead bride [ __ ] that that bride [ __ ] could probably make a mean chicken tikka masala because she put herself in the dirt yeah all with a heart attack the the the sister there's some extra butter butter for her say what's that the sister was cooking if the sister was cooking for her he married the right one whoever was making that meal he married the right one he married the right one he married the right one point is you could be good at makeup you're not an artist fair enough fair enough i'm not gonna give too much pushback on it but i will say this the marriage [ __ ] is a racket because with all this money that i'm just trying to like impress my friends and like make my parents and her parents proud we could buy a not buy but like put a down payment on a home credit hedge fund create a maybe not but like you could have a very small home what i said to her was this i was like think about the money that we spend on a wedding yup and how much nicer a place we could get when we buy did that work that resonated so i was like don't think about like let's say i'm not saying we're spending this but let's say for example we were to spend a hundred thousand dollars on a wedding yeah which which people do regularly right and i'm not talking about like uber wealthy people right i'm talking about people will spend a hundred thousand dollars that's a small budget that's a yeah it's fun rocking jews right it is the minimum you could spend on it that's the rehearsal dinner yeah 100 000 the minimum you can spend on any wedding hundred thousand dollars in i mean that's crazy right because we got the multiple functions that's where you're like three weddings it's a gain of function 100 000 is parasites 500 000 more on your house or your apartment if you actually have to go right so it's like do you want a hundred thousand dollars we can spend this hundred thousand dollars now and then lose it forever or instead of a two million dollar house you get 2.5 million dollar house what does 0.5 that gets you does it get you another room does it get to a better location for the place what is what does half a million dollars get you right and i think that way you're looking at it going i'm going to spend the next 10 20 30 years in this home we could have really used that extra bedroom we could really use a more convenient neighborhood we could really use that outdoor space we did not need that wedding to be that crazy because as crazy as that wedding is people going to forget about that you can be posting your house if this is by depressing others you're gonna be posting that house for a long time so if your girls complain about the kitchen you gotta go yo why'd you want to get the buffet that's on you you had your dream kitchen you said you wanted a buffet that's on you you want to feed everybody instead of just feeding me selfish selfish during covet a lot of this happened though a lot of people that to push back like the big few hundred person weddings opted for those smaller weddings yeah and now they they are happy they were real estate market booming isn't that that's probably why that's why they save money on weddings i'm getting married to vasuka [Laughter] i'm getting better agnes is going to officiate i'm agnes leaving we can't get married if a selka dog i'm saying no i've spoke to the other guy okay i still think i'm doing it yo son i literally might get married at the celta brother you're gonna be fired i don't i was trying to think about this i don't know if this is a crazy idea as well but like what if i what if we somehow found a way to get the whole block the whole corner of the block oh so it's veselka it's mud cafe it's get some like mr softy trucks and that kind of [ __ ] and then just take the whole corner and then because it has to be videotaped because it has to be photographed we get um shooting privileges permits so that the whole block is kind of sequestered so it's like a set i'm loving it it's a set i'm loving this what's also vaselka tell it to the people oh vaselka is this like iconic diner in new york it's so used to eat there after pretty much every show every single show yeah and it's uh it's a ukrainian oh that pierogi thing that you used to bring yeah yeah yeah it's also our first date me and my girl oh [ __ ] yeah yeah which i forgot i thought we had our first day somewhere else and then uh i had to scramble on that one and uh but uh we went to the other place after the bazelka but um but yeah i don't know there's part of me he's like i'm not getting to marry no [ __ ] diner but on a whole block a diner and a little block party block party could be kind of like still probably save money yeah but we're probably not gonna make that happen but i'm just trying to think of ideas at the pierogi wedding bro the pierogi fried chicken wedding we're doing a program international weddings allow you to cut the list the best yeah you cut the list but again for me i want people to be there people there all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because uh we gotta care about our families okay we gotta care about our family specifically we gotta care about our fathers you know it's father's day coming up and there's a gift that you can get your father that's not only gonna be for your father it's gonna be for your mother too and that is manscaped now i know what you're thinking show us why would a razor for your balls help your mom and your dad i know you don't want to think about it but they're still [ __ ] they're still doing the nasty they're still getting horizontal and your dad's laying pipe and your mom might even give it some 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the whole [ __ ] kit the kit comes with the exfoliants the creams it makes your balls and dick feel amazing the confidence you get when your balls and dick feel and look good you ever get a new haircut and you look at yourself you're like wow i'm handsome imagine feeling that way about your dick you are out of your mind if you don't get with manscape right now and if you do do it make sure you go to manscape.com flagrant use our promo code flagrant okay it's manscape.com flagrant and you are going to get 20 off plus free shipping that's 20 off plus free shipping for a gift for yourself for your mom or your dad go do it right now now let's get back to the city that's my family bro like no the people that like you will come that's also true but also like i'm old this other thing when you get married old and i think that's the reason why [ __ ] get married young when you get married young your friends don't have kids oh yeah that's just funny yeah my friends got kids yeah me asking my friends to take a weekend off is is a huge undertaking i got friends who can't make it for kids literally that and i said bring them and they're just like no i don't i wouldn't do that don't bring them i wouldn't bring the kids don't break come on no put the attention on your wife no unless it's your niece or nephew which you have a bunch of like akash is letting like his friends friends kids come yeah that's fire i love your friends friends kids coming you're not bringing him family friend but you you gave him permission right no i was like i gotta ask but as far as i'm concerned i didn't say i gotta ask actually right you just went in i love that [ __ ] it's a baby dog you say no to a baby hire a babysitter hire a babysitter get drake bell to be your babysitter i'll be honest yeah that kid would love to watch him dude yo can we talk about this though i don't know if we spoke about this on podcast but like if you got a kid don't ask me to hang out with you and your kid i don't want to do it that's not us hanging out we're just babysitting your kid i love it yo [ __ ] that [ __ ] that get a babysitter to watch the [ __ ] kid and then me and you hang out or tell me hey do you want to come over and look after my kid with me and then i'll do that set the expectation right don't be like yo let's hang out and i come over to the house and then we just babysitting this kid the whole [ __ ] oh you just want to be prepped and warned in advance it is i understand i wonder if we spoke about this before but like i understand you know when like you're talking to me and i just started looking at my phone yeah how infuriating that must be for you that's i didn't understand that until hanging around my friends who have kids yeah because we try to have a conversation yeah and then they're just like yeah that's totally cool take that out of your mouth honey take that and there's no connection whatsoever yeah don't do this it's funny though that you think looking at your phone is as important as keeping your child alive it's not your child's fine like he's just eating the floor like it's gonna be okay he's resilient kids are resilient yeah i just think it's stupid like why are we hanging out what's the point of this what's the point of this they need you that's the thing the ones that have the kids they need you they they're trying to get that original feeling of friendship and so let someone watch the kid and then we go have some friendship time but how old is the kid that makes a difference it don't matter five-year-old it don't matter kid's mad funny he's got jokes running around nope come on bro no if he's five you can hear the older the kid is the more annoying he is yeah babies are the best once a kid hits about eight or nine i'm i'm good no not eight or nine it's not kid anymore it's like a it's a team basically that's like a tweet those are the worst that's the worst age what's consent really guys but you think with a five-year-old they're mad funny they got jokes yeah they can kill you because they're your family like if they're not your family like i don't care about your jokes yo like you know i mean i got plenty of funny friends hey you think i need to hang out with you you think you're my funniest friend you don't think i have the funniest friends in the world i go hang out with them if i want to laugh i'm here to hang out with my friend you haven't done enough living yet for you to be interesting to me right whatever you do is interesting to your dad right you know you walk and you [ __ ] sing a song and clap that's super interesting to your dad i see people walk clap and sing songs some of the best in the world i've seen do you know so none of this is interesting to me at all and it's just a waste of my [ __ ] time but what if you have a kid and then people i'm not inviting you over to look at my kid and if i do i'm saying listen you're coming over here to babysit my kid with me don't come here with no important [ __ ] to discuss cause i ain't gonna care about it you got problems with your girl you better save it because i'm not gonna be paying attention to you you and i are gonna be paying attention to this little [ __ ] right here because that's the most important thing in the room so if you got anything to talk to me about i'm not gonna listen i'm gonna pretend like i'm listening while i look at this [ __ ] kid so i suggest you do the exact goddamn same thing we're gonna have fake conversation and just look at the kid that's what we're doing together we're looking at the kid together that's what it why don't we be honest about what this is why we start over do you agree with this it's yes it's honest though it's honest we're not hanging out bro we're not hanging out we're not i don't even know he's a big fan of kids he's amazing with children it's unbelievable i think you're i know doug's got a big jewish family brother massive it's hard for him to be here because his sisters have kids yeah it's difficult for him to not be there and be around a family i told andrew i might want to go away for fourth of july weekend and he just made up that we might have something to do like bro you might have something i moved away from a baby that's him my family you're asking me this way we might have to do something that's america's birthday say what it's a whole month there's so much things can happen it's true all i'm trying to say is listen why don't we just be honest none of us have kids in this room right now none of us have kids in this room right what what i didn't think anything off until you left what some of us could have kids make the joke but none of us have kids so we can't really say but if we being honest how do you feel about you have you have a family member that's a kid your sister has a kid yeah you are more invested in that kid than anything else yeah does it change anything no absolutely a lot and i've told i've told her i'll never babysit until i could wipe its own ass and speak full sentences you're a monster yo i don't know if he's a monster it's just like i don't know what to do that i agree with this is a safety thing he's like yo listen i don't if it starts crying i'm assuming the worse yeah that's probably what you're gonna do now i'm here in panic mode now you can't even enjoy your night out you're going to the ballet you're going to a movie or some [ __ ] like that i'm calling you every five seconds because the kid's [ __ ] crying yeah get somebody to look after your kid let's have that conversation why parents don't care about who looks after their kid cause y'all don't y'all don't love your kids [Laughter] parents don't love their kids arguing how much the babysitter costs i've seen parents haggle with a babysitter this is for your child's this is supposed to be the most important thing in your life and they're like i'd like a raise from twelve dollars or thirteen dollars i i don't know if i could afford it it's your child this is the most important thing in your life whatever i ask to look after your [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] should be okay with you once you trust that i'm not gonna [ __ ] your kid i could ask whatever amount of money nah that's that's like a wedding vendor say what's like a wedding vendor that's how they get you they go oh this thing's really important you know you only get one and then they ruin you yeah and we pay no you can't get a guy this is what's crazy no i got mad kids you know how [ __ ] up parents are this is how [ __ ] up parents are parents spend five thousand dollars for one person to take picture they're winning and when a 16 year old goes can i have 12.50 an hour they go i can't afford it no i agree with that i can't possibly where am i gonna get that 50 cent extra so you don't [ __ ] my kid dude that's what you're literally paying attacks to not have your kid [ __ ] and you won't bump up the price you go on this no i'm sorry i'd rather my kid maybe get [ __ ] that's what you as as a parent you are saying when your babysitter asks for more money and you say no you're saying i'd rather my kid maybe get [ __ ] it's crazy you're disgusting babysitters for dog walker prices like dogs you paid more money more money so i have your dog walk for half an hour then your kid supervised for the whole day you scumbag crazy monumental scumbag parents 15 an hour oh my god i can never pay that uh how much would you pay for your kid not to get [ __ ] that's what the babysitting service should be it's not babysitting it's guaranteed your kid don't get [ __ ] how much did you pay an hour then hot 1250. i would pay 20 an hour if it's guaranteed my kid don't get [ __ ] so what it's gonna be that's it say what that's it i paid 20 an hour guaranteed 25 get a woman bro how badly they're going to get [ __ ] if it's a woman dog i paid 20 i'd never have a dude babysit the kid but if it is a dude i would pay probably up to twenty dollars an hour for my kids do you think they advertise that like the babysitters well you would have a dude watch a kid i would never i would never have my parents had dude watch me how you think i got it i found out that later i had a [ __ ] tell me he used to babysit me as a kid and i was like what that's wild it's wild you gotta sign the no [ __ ] thing your parents don't love you sorry on earth are you gonna let a man look after you okay even if the man is attached to god they still [ __ ] your kids you want twenty dollars for no [ __ ] or fifteen and is up in the air it's up in the air bro you gotta think about this think about this think about this the best of the best people literally a priest the closest you could be to god you can't even trust him with your kid how nuts is that yeah if there's any male nannies babysitters i'm looking at you sir i'm looking at your ceremony like why did you even choose to do that be trans yo go no i don't think the babysitting business should exist unless your parents are dead two if you have parents why would you get a babysitter what if your parents got to work no you don't what if your parents grow up in the western hemisphere well how would you your parents got to work how old are they say what how old are they your parents yeah that was hypothetical 60s 70s you ain't figured it out by now one both of you still got to work y'all both still got jobs yeah get some bitcoin who's 60 years old with a two-year-old no if you're talking about something i'm talking about grandparents who your iglesias are my grandparents if you if you have grandparents your parents are alive all my grandparents were dead that's what i'm saying that's the only reason i can understand a babysitter if you are you got kids and your parents the kids grandparents are alive you should not have a babysitter no son grandparents are old as [ __ ] like if i have kids right now i can't leave my baby with my dad my dad gonna be introducing himself to the baby every five minutes baby gonna be on his head who the [ __ ] are you hey what is peek-a-boo the baby's gonna be playing peek-a-boo with my dad they're both babysitting each other for each other peeing on each other and [ __ ] come on bro did someone pee i don't know whether you was it me that's a friend it might be a friend but still it's dangerous yeah that's bonding time dog you got both grandparents too my cousin my cousin is good my cousin would leave uh his kid with his grandparents he'd come home kids [ __ ] all over him [ __ ] himself yeah dad's still watching jeffy damn tv yeah well leslie's not even getting melissa but he got [ __ ] all that's what babies have they got [ __ ] all over their ass yeah you just sometimes have [ __ ] on your ass maybe you're right about that but still babysitting i understand is a profession but highly underpaid is unbelievable that parents will negotiate this will go back to your other point though what because you said oh my god oh my god i just figured it out that's why we have like caribbean babysitters okay keep going molestation doesn't exist in our culture oh [ __ ] that's true why not you get a jamaican nanny or something like that they're not the last thing in their culture yeah why don't you make this molest there's no time they dance they do dagger they got time as a babysitter rape is not in that culture yeah no it might be they punish that or they punish rape with death bro they on his way it's just different like this is product of like western [ __ ] i really do believe it's probably like weird like this like psychosis that leads you into doing it's like a serial killer or a serial rapist or molesting kids and [ __ ] like that [ __ ] don't exist in the third world as much yo you have to go third world with the people look after your kids they're more wholesome they're more human we've like we're one step away from humanity we're like a little ai it's too much comfort there's so much extra time they call them creature comforts because it turns into a creepy [ __ ] creature that's a fact yeah you can't go first world with your babysitter bro i would never go first world with my babysitter if she's white you got to be eastern easter and who would want a [ __ ] russian nanny yeah you want your kid to have love right latin lat in latin you go latin latin latin filipino jamaican caribbean something like that something with a culture of love kindness warmth you walk in there's music going the kids learn how to dance and [ __ ] like that how the [ __ ] you think i learned how to dance well my parents didn't have a dance school but outside of the dance school i was raised by latins yikes i was raised by latin dykes perfect come on yo latin dykes bro no interest in you no interest in me at all how smart of that how smart were my parents perfect you get the love of the latin culture and the dyke so now they're not trying to rape me they was trying to wear some of my clothes and [ __ ] [ __ ] was trying to sneeze into my oshkosh i do see where you got your sense of style 100 i'm a dyke i get it i really do i look like best case scenario miles right now but for real that is that is very important that we acknowledge that's a good point so you would let any latin raise your kid not any latin puerto rican female latin female puerto rican ideally homosexual ideally homosexual gay female latin bull dyke lion bulldog any latin latin bull dyke i'll let you do it africa yep yep south africa nope white south african no white south african or black south white south african no russian no ukrainian nope german get the [ __ ] out of here german no all those like swedish like people who get like an au pair yeah they're just like they're basically they're just [ __ ] like you're just [ __ ] them let's be honest right like you're just [ __ ] i'm like why are we acting like anything else dad is just yeah the dad is just you're basically importing [ __ ] so that you can [ __ ] it and you're making her take care of your kid as well yeah like that's kind of crazy that's basically just a wife at that point yeah yeah you're supposed to just be doing that with your wife like why do wives allow this like what is wrong with the white like you're it's almost arrogance i'm sorry if your husband [ __ ] the au pair that's on you that's on you you were too stupid to recognize what was going on he literally said to you hey why don't we fly in some 19 year old [ __ ] from norway and then maybe they'll just look after our kid as if norwegians are like the ideal child care uh what to go culture in the world it's non-stop suicide over there why would you let them raise your kids because you want to pound nordic [ __ ] that's why and also you're watching this girl love your kid take care of your kid you're not gonna get more attracted to her oh look at this maternal she's such a strong maternal instincts this girl oh i should be with her not the woman that actually gave birth to them and wants nothing to do with them i i it is mind-boggling that any wife would be okay with it i bet you just because the wife is like yo i don't really want to raise this kid so let's get someone else to do it and they go the trade-off of me not having to raise your kids you have to [ __ ] the new person that does it yeah yo that's even steven's honestly can we talk about that let's have this conversation let's after you've got it let's have this conversation because if let's say i hired somebody to uh pay for all the thing i know i said this there's a chris rock joke he says this is like i can't pay someone to pay for [ __ ] but let's say i hired somebody who paid all the bills did all the work did all the stuff you know around the house and then my wife started being attracted to that [ __ ] that was like doing my role yep i can't be shocked yep so if we're hiring someone to do all the money i would i would say to your face if my friend came to me with that i'd be like you brought this [ __ ] on yourself you the [ __ ] did you think was gonna happen oh my god you lost everything about you that she was attracted to unless somebody you became a social cook you you became a social culture yeah she just did all you got some guys doing all your [ __ ] all your whole job yo this is real bro like you should i believe in having one of them like nannies that wakes up with the baby in the middle of the night night nurse because i'm asleep so i don't notice that i want to cheat on you yet but it's dark you can't see her exactly i don't know who's taking care of the baby i'm asleep all i know is the baby didn't wake up right but if you let that [ __ ] do it during the day arnold schwarzenegger smashed the nanny did he not i never though the the people that are surprised i think i [ __ ] the nanny i'm like why what makes you what makes you think this was you ever seen the show the name bro fran was mad what was that what was that the nannies fran drescher was man and you know the whole time the show ends i think they get married no they don't i think so oh because his wife died yeah oh yeah so he's married to health if that ain't me too that's me too right there the whole show is me all me too is is just doing it efficiently but the efficient way i mean the truffle way is you've got a house what's this most indian take of all time rape is more efficient that's the most indian take of all time no it's mary the person close by you died hey sister you're right here let's do it ah good ass point good ass how about marriage me too guys i'm a respectable human that's fair that's fair wait we were just on to something though what was it doug what were you saying no i was saying like the way they do it in l.a it's like you got a housekeeper and then they could watch the kids too so it's two for one yeah maybe not the safest thing sometimes but you know what clean house hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on there is something to this okay this is gonna sound foul but just rob or just roll with me on it i'm wrong you have a kid right after you have a kid obviously you're recovering from this baby yep okay your body is not the same you are not feeling sexy we're not even having sex because you have to recover from this baby but i am 100 faithful to you and more in love with you than i've ever been in my life because i'm watching you literally squeeze life into this child feeding off of your bosom you are taking care of it nourishing it you're connecting with our child true hero you are here i've never been so in love with anything in my entire life seeing you breathe life into our child if you're not the person doing that you're just a fat [ __ ] [Laughter] right i mean maybe i'm crazy saying that but like if you're not the person that's breastfeeding the baby taking care of the baby breathing life into the baby nurturing that baby we hiring somebody else to do it you just out of shape i did not know where that was going it got me but i mean maybe i'm wrong but like you got a point go go the only out they'll have is if they're like hitting the gym crazy to have that quick snapback okay that's the only escape and i'm with you on that because you gotta hurry up because speaking of tick-tock it's a lot of hoes i'm looking at our nanny on tick-tock and i'm liking it no but i'm with you on that if she snaps back immediately emily ratatouille got back immediately yeah okay she back immediately so so her husband can't be like yo you fell off so even if she's not taking care of the kid he's looking at he's looking at his wife like oh my gosh she's still one of the baddest on the planet yeah yeah yeah yeah but if you don't get it right back and you letting someone else do all the motherly thing i'm not looking at you with all this uh with like the rose-colored glasses whatever it was i was looking at you during the pregnancy i was like how you are doing your breathing life until you got the the glow our child is inside you yeah but i think and i don't know because i don't have kids yet but i imagine we should talk someone has kids when you see your wife nurturing your child your love goes to another level and it better not be a dude nanny during that during those first days that would cross your wire yo that's true are we crazy for saying that or is that making sense making some sense we got it we're just making some sense if your husband [ __ ] the au pair even stevens but also some random chick like some nanny can't breastfeed your kid for you you'd have to get like a wet nurse and why they always by the way dairy cow ass [ __ ] how the [ __ ] they got milk in their titties just keep it running with a nurse that's always aroused and [ __ ] like that hard nipples dripping you can walk into the you're gonna walk into my living room dripping white t-shirt sudden it up oh my god bro that's a foul don't get one of them i don't really think they do wet nurses but what is a wet nurse they just always are breastfeeding so they're always keeping milk going yeah basically they're dairy cows yeah basically oh my goodness bro well anyway akash or mark or me one of us are gonna experience this within the next couple years right yeah but now here's the thing though if if and when i have a kid and you want to hang out yeah you're going to force me to get a babysitter no i'm not i'm just going to tell you hey come hang out with me and the kids is it that hard is it is that hard to say hey do you want to not have fun and be with me together and i'll go sure you want to soak up how cute this kid is i'm already not having that much fun i'll have not fun with you is it different than a dog say what what if you invite me over and you got the dog i'll be honest sometimes i'd be like yo babe we're not doing this with the dog right now like i want to hang out with just you i don't want us to be saying sit down stay the whole [ __ ] time i want to have a conversation with you so we put the dog away 100 i do that with the dog like for example if we're if we're going to have dinner and i don't want to be bothered by a dog i want to sit down and connect with you we put the dog away are you going to do it say what we're going to do when i have a kid it's over what's over what's up i'm not talking to my girl no more everything i say to you is through the kid everything is through the kid like i don't even need to speak directly through you mommy's really running up the credit cards yes she is yes she is mommy ain't gave daddy no [ __ ] lately you know what i'm saying mommy ain't giving daddy no [ __ ] lately mommy ain't giving daddy no [ __ ] lately you know what i'm saying that he's bobbing his hands like yeah his first words can be blue balls or something mommy giving daddy a lot of blue balls you know i'm saying daddy going on the road soon so mommy should probably be getting dad's [ __ ] soon i don't know that's just something that would be a smart thing but but you understand what i'm saying if you make me get a babysitter you gotta pay half i i will pay full [Laughter] but it's an expensive rate because i'm getting the no [ __ ] feet say what i'm getting the notifications you don't understand i'm gonna spring you don't understand you understand i would gladly pay that okay i would gladly pay that i'm a 100 like i'll pay to have my dog boarded for a night if i want to have a good night with my girl 100 in a heartbeat i would do that it's worth it i value more than anything on this planet human interaction i've built an entire career around it person-to-person human interaction love it we're laughing we're crying whatever the [ __ ] it is you got something really traumatic going on your life you want to talk to me about it let's go it's amazing this is what people usually watch tv for i'm so fortunate i'm around all these interesting [ __ ] in my life and i get the real thing your life's a tv novella it's a novella i'm living in a [ __ ] novella okay if i want to have a tragic comedy i talk to dove okay i do you want to listen to a serial killer podcast talk to them i listen to it i talk to dove okay i do that [ __ ] it's a real thing i have all these different characters in my life right if i want to listen to an abused husband and get no say in one anything and you know just get slowly grinded away i just spent some time myself nah but you got to tell them about that guest appearance that happened on a plane oh dude can we come back we'll talk about that okay we can talk about that all right and we're back uh what are we about to say you're about to tell us uh about the time your very cool comic collected on the airplane no okay let al tell this is a shared experience al can tell the story you set the table i'll set the table yeah we're we're flying to orlando first class no big deal right shows the firebox really no big deal it was really nice all of you guys were there yeah we were already there mark was already there because he's from orlando uh probably didn't fly first class but alex and i were flying first class okay i was economy plus i was a comic book that's awesome hey bro you got a whole plus that's what i'm saying they're awesome bro that's really cool i had a cliff bar did you get a cliff bar right we was drinking champagne don't call that [ __ ] no bar either that's not cliffhanger i know that is so small all right so so we're in first classes no big deal right i'm in second row right i'll see right i was in first row window c okay so i could see al through the little space in between the seats mark in first class is more space between the cities there's much more it's getting edited yeah so uh i can see a little bit through that sitting next to me is a small man wearing ripped jeans shorts okay he put a skateboard in the overhead bin that's it [ __ ] didn't even bring luggage bro skateboard okay okay probably of some arabic descent or something like hey look brown i've never seen brown do with skateboard either it was it was so rich dude maybe that should have reported them dude that's sketchy that's a good point that was a very good point the [ __ ] doesn't even have luggage he about to blow this plane up and land on a half pipe and that's how he does okay so now alex you could take it away okay so out of nowhere i just no no no no maybe i'll do a little bit maybe i'll do a little you're gonna say it better okay and then i'm gonna let i'll take over nah just give me okay so i i sit down right i'm gonna be honest with you i'm just gonna have an honest moment with you guys i'm not there's no cap it's nothing like that people pick my nose a lot i do pick my notes yeah okay i've even thought that i've made it get bigger from doing that i've had that thought but i also have a lot of irrational thoughts i have catastrophic thinking that was just one thing you could stretch it out though but i think i might have stretched it people give women [ __ ] for having a bunch of sex like oh you gotta lose [ __ ] i might have the loose [ __ ] of notes yeah i do okay so i pick my nose and especially when it's early and i'm tired when i it's early and i'm tired i already probably don't notice uh how people are feeling in my surroundings yeah right like i kind of already operate spectrum yeah i'm not no no no no not spectrum but i just kind of ignore what's going on around me and how my behavior could affect others right he's like i'm not saying i mean like muscle or anything like that i'm just saying like sometimes i just don't you know i just don't pick up on kids have you ever seen a football practice you know those things that they're like tackle dummies and they just go through life that i that's me yeah right so like i the tackle dummy doesn't really know what's going on right right until it gets brutally uh assaulted yeah right so i'm i'm sitting in c2 and i'm picking my nose and i'm [ __ ] going for it dawg like i picked a few i picked a few i'm balling and balling ball and ball and flick right and um there was one i was chasing and and i kept going and pushing it further up oh no and i'm up there with the pink him up there with the pointer and at one point i went up with thumb oh and i got the tail end of it and instead of pulling it back down i pushed it up further wow i went back in back side with the pointer finger hooked it got it down flicked it right i'm like yes but also i'm thinking while i'm doing this i'm like man i'm really picking my [ __ ] nose like your boy's out here right all of a sudden all of a sudden as i'm back there picking my nose i just hear uh i just said come on stop picking flicking your boogers everywhere man it's so loud you're picking you're picking a flick and the boogers everywhere right what are you doing picking figuring boogers everywhere right and it happens and i'm so shocked that he could say it out loud and be this embarrassing to me that he would cause this much embarrassment i looked at him like joe button looked at the [ __ ] in the dating show he was on you know that [ __ ] like where he goes like this he just goes yeah yeah yeah right so imagine you're him so i just look at him right yeah and i stare at him right and he keeps going he goes come on you're picking your nose you're flicking boogers everywhere big and fleeking you [ __ ] sound like five freezers he's switching condition he's picking flicking it was unbelievable right so he's i look at him he just says it again and i look at him i go yo you done and he goes you could also put your mask on i'm furious right that this guy could try to embarrass me publicly like this right he would say this loud right now in retrospect the audacity of this guy this [ __ ] was audacious right so i say to him because you know me i'm angry as [ __ ] right so i say to him i go i go listen as long as i don't flick nothing on your side keep your [ __ ] mouth shut keep in mind keep in mind we still on the ground we haven't seen them take over we have it we haven't lifted off the ground in new york we still got three hours together on the flight picking and flicking okay i turn back i put my mask on because you know i'm supposed to put my mask on i look up well you couldn't tell because he had his mask on and he couldn't tell if you had your mouth open or not because your mask was on here oh no all i know is this is when the weight just came over asking for water i said he's good you ain't saying that stop it my man was riding wide awake he looked he reached for the water i slapped his hand out the way yeah i said he's good i say he's 100 seconds he's catching his side story so all this this happens this right i turn back i put my mask on like that [ __ ] audacious [ __ ] to be saying i'm picking flick in my butt now in the moment in the moment it did dawn on me yeah that the guy reacted like um a human quickly like like like a person you know but he reacted it he reacted yeah you know i mean and that reaction could only happen if i flick something that might have hit him or got close so because he said he says that right now in the moment i didn't assume that he was reacting to my boogers getting closer to him or some [ __ ] but when i ball up and flick i'm not aiming really like i'm trying to go straight i wasn't trying to get his side but sometimes when you ball and flick it gets a little sticky and the you know trajectory goes to the side so what i'm thinking is since he was wearing jean shorts i flicked and that [ __ ] hit him on a calf or something and that's why he's like stop picking flicking your boogers all over the place yeah right you know what i didn't think might have happened he just knew he could boss you around and so he just didn't like the idea of what you were doing and he had to tell you how to behave yeah yeah that's right that might be i might do so i i think he reacted that way and i couldn't fathom oh [ __ ] did that never turn on a whole bot the uh i think it might i think it might have happened right i think i i couldn't fathom that he would do it but it might have been the case that one of the boogers might have hit his leg home yes right okay if i had known that i probably would have apologized in that kind of [ __ ] but i thought he was just getting upset at me flicking boogers in my own space and it's like that's my space i can flick where the [ __ ] i want yeah yeah yeah okay yeah i turned back straight after he cucked me or whatever yeah i told him shut his mouth and do [ __ ] little ass [ __ ] at the end of the flight [ __ ] what else is there to say you could also put your mask hero is the double down because you could have whooped his ass maybe maybe now i don't know based on this story my man has spirit dawg my name is i know everybody's didn't make to see him just pointing at the [ __ ] tv the whole time didn't dare open his mouth didn't dare open his mouth didn't ask for a little you know that sounds like to me he's a very reasonable guy he's way more reasonable to me or maybe he was just more intimidated by the sky waitress than he was you maybe that's a possibility point is i'm trying to get to this out part okay i turn back around i put my mask on right and i'm feeling pretty good by myself i feel like i told that [ __ ] shut his goddamn mouth okay i see at this moment i don't think anybody hurt because airplanes are kind of loud you know what i mean i'm like maybe nobody heard or nothing like that right i looked through the gap in the seats which is quite significant because first class mark and i just see there's captain's comfort plugs i just see al i just see his shoulders like this and he's his head is like stuck in between his shoulders he just laughs and i'm like is he laughing at me i look i'm going out and i go out did you hear what just happened and how it just starts [ __ ] losing it to the point where we're both laughing out loud there's a gay guy sitting next to la uh sitting next to out he's like i'll have what they're having it's booker's [ __ ] you don't want this i didn't have the heart to tell a [ __ ] you have been mother i've been flicking boogers on the back of your head this time this is the entire time we were on a tarmac because oh my god so that al is laughing sorry he gets up and uses the restroom but i'm in tears snot's coming down my nose like it was bad so i had to get out of there that would stop that was the funniest direction i've ever heard on a plane and i saw some of you it's more funny for this reason al didn't hear the part where i told the dude he got shut his mouth all he heard was that migo you done and the dude goes well you can put your mask on and then me just turn straight put my mask on and not say a single thing the rest of the fight which is way funnier if that's how it happened i thought this [ __ ] just got cucked so crazy he still did kind of even with the response like you changed the whole dynamic of the interaction because by saying shut your mind he addressed you at like level four octaves and you addressed him back at like negative two you're like you could shut up cause i hear you reply i heard him i went psycho i went psycho on him i went cycle and and i that was one thing i regretted i did not regret saying are you done because i need a little more time to think about what i was going to say okay and then i was so caught off guard the [ __ ] called me while i'm bawling up a booger i got a booger in between these two things but why do you think there's no people around when you're on a plane so i was texting out my girl i was [ __ ] tight i had my girl i was like it was [ __ ] i had the audacity to say publicly stop picking and flicking your boogers and my girl was like my girl was like yo you picking your nose publicly like you brought on this energy doesn't that [ __ ] the worst when you try to get validation they don't back you up yo man hello she's on the side of right now i guess i love this guy are you done so funny here's where here's where your shut your mouth is useless yeah he said are you done and he was like no i got one more thing to say yeah then he said it and now he's done i got nothing else to say now you know what i was just shut your mouth and you did it you should have kept the mask down the entire flight but you can't they come up and tell you it wasn't down up until that point up until the point he told you to put that [ __ ] back that's really why i wasn't because i picked my nose my nose from madison [ __ ] fully on so oh that was so good guys i wish you were there it was so [ __ ] good hold on one second god did that for me i had a front row seat to that [ __ ] so hey besh hey what's up is it possible to do a wedding for 50 000 oh my goodness you're hitting me with that um all right i'll call you back you're on the podcast right now by the way oh very cool um for how many people well you know i would put 100 in there probably not [ __ ] [ __ ] okay i'll call you back and you'll find a way to spend all my money love you okay love you bye bye okay that's bad news that's our wedding planner i went to i went to college with her oh that's uh uh sarah besharati do you remember her yes she does she does big ass weddings yeah i know she's like a beast with it yo check out bisharati group i think that then wants to do the wedding she's amazing and yeah and uh if you got big budgets holler at her yeah and if you want a [ __ ] to keep your deposit for no reason holler cinderella brides in new jersey yeah i mean what did cinderella do you kept her [ __ ] money yeah kept that [ __ ] sandal too right yeah she kept the deposits she kept 50 of them sandals yo if you go with this [ __ ] you finna turn into a pumpkin on your wedding yo real talk she's cinderella jew she did yo i got god i should have known it's in the name holy [ __ ] that's how you know it's a good idea you guys should be using just fans that just for every single thing flagrant catering flagrant makeup flagrant chauffeurs no hollering reach out holler reach out i'm reaching out right now holler it's not too late personal trainers yeah we need yoga personal trainers for real yo shout out to the muscle doc that is looking cute i haven't taken a [ __ ] in a week since i left he's trying to put me in touch with a dude in new york i'll see if he can get you what is it what is your i already forgot what we were talking about what was it oh that's what we were talking about hey bro hey bro hey are you done brother are you done you got anything i was saying you got anything else to say [ __ ] told me put my mask on [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] and i was ready on this podcast to apologize to him i was going to go right to the camera and go yo you're an apology and you won but he won what does the winner need to fight [ __ ] you yo [ __ ] you from the bottom of my heart [ __ ] little skateboarding ass [ __ ] hey if i see you on first class again it's on site i'm smashing your head into the window and i'm closing the window [ __ ] on your head for the whole three hours [ __ ] you i hope you had fun at disney world [ __ ] altercation i have in the street that doesn't end in violence i'm in the shower that night i will suck my dick down suck my dick then you're gonna honk at me in the street like that [ __ ] you that [ __ ] hop out your car hoe hop out your car how about your car then [ __ ] you won't hop out your car slap the [ __ ] out oh [ __ ] almost slip in a goddamn shot kill myself your girl was like andrea what's down in there i got a shower i'd be going through fights in the shower i didn't knock so many people out yeah i would hate to be a conditioner bottle in your shower bro [ __ ] punching can't be completely honest with you sandusky would be scared to join me in the shot scandusky would think he was about to come in there and get this ass he's just going to hear me and they're like all right then you think you're gonna take my starting spot in the middle school football team [ __ ] you [ __ ] [Laughter] all right let's hit these uh facts all right feelings all right feeling feelings no facts there's two facts no feelings for one day okay psych all right feeling there's no facts why is the show where it's like i swear to god that [ __ ] if i see him down the street i swear to god did he really get me though he caught you son when someone says are you done to try to intimidate you and then you're not done you won so you won if he if you didn't beat his ass on that plane he won you said you and you bigger i'm assuming you're bigger because i ain't letting up no pressure no pretzels the whole fight i said to the waitress i said come here [ __ ] i said listen yeah he good he don't know nothing bro you know what you hungry once you pick somebody up yo you probably needed the water because your mouth is driving my because he was afraid of mouth man i took a big ass gulp of water sorry he said nothing [ __ ] she said nothing when i was thinking about big-ass gulps of water listen my music mad loud tapping hella [ __ ] [Laughter] he really hit me with a [ __ ] bird man son how you birdman me [Music] that's the worst part first of all he yelled at you and then all you said is are you done yelling at me hey hey now hey now hey man i didn't say it like that hey now i i didn't say it like that ah i said it more tough i said it more tough excuse me because i didn't hear it it was not something i was curious how conveniently only heard what the [ __ ] said to me i was looking no i didn't i saw you not looking because i looked specifically i saw how mad you were looking at this guy you were hanging specifically i thought you gonna have my back you had [ __ ] he was scared i picked up my nose you know he got home training [ __ ] he was so scared second confrontation happened that [ __ ] took the part to the seat to bend and bent that blinders bro he took the blind just created a little cocoon for himself so you have to deal with none of that altercation i told that [ __ ] myself [ __ ] had a full skateboard he had a weapon nah i i killed a weapon on the [ __ ] i can't back it when you're that far in the rocks though you're that far to rise i wasn't in the wrong i told them i said shut your mouth you don't get no snacks nothing if you wanna if you wanna bring nfts back just nft that whole interaction as he told it yeah i asked you to go for millions he got money too in first class he's so rich he didn't even bring close he got bumped up can you tell when people are an upgrade we got bumped yeah i bought my [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] that [ __ ] [ __ ] him [ __ ] him die oh you [ __ ] him there was part of me was like i hope this [ __ ] crashes because that's the only way you could stand up for yourself i hope this [ __ ] that's the only way you could have won is it bro and i'm gonna blame him i'm gonna blame him when he's screaming through his mask on the way down a bit put your mask on put your [ __ ] mask on [ __ ] [ __ ] you the worst person you thought you won yeah when i'm laughing at him he thought we were laughing together yeah it really hurt my feelings i thought we was laughing together i thought i'm laughing without the ha i just bitched this [ __ ] right why are we on the tarmac tarmac schultzy out here that [ __ ] you all get deliverance and the whole time he's laughing at me thinking i'm a [ __ ] i told him shut your mouth here and say a word for the rest of the flight didn't order water pretzels nothing yeah go do a kickflip [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah that's what i said to him yeah so when we got the text from you [Laughter] that's the funniest interaction i've [Laughter] he wasn't done he was not he said as a matter of fact no you still gonna get this work thank you for bringing it up the [ __ ] house thank you for allowing me to air my second grievance he really bought it you were polite dog you were actually quite polite up top asking if he was done is there anything else i could correct for you sir i pray that i got a booger on you if you're watching now i pray that i gotta be your leg hair or something real talk i truly do pray i love this and you know what there's chant you know this is actually really kind of funny i'm not trying to say that i'm like a famous person but i am you are i'm not trying to say i'm famous but i'm well known enough that there's somebody on that flight like yo that comedian i watched their youtube videos yo he was picking the [ __ ] out of his nose on his flight right like that like dick and that guy yelled at him and then he just said are you done that's all he said yeah and then the god wasn't done yo and he's supposed to be good with hecklers and [ __ ] he's supposed to like know what to do and the audience gives some pushback and he just crumbled i don't know i don't know which one's funny in this situation or where the girl in portland just told you to take a girl in portland because she completely lobotomized me bro yeah like i was head i was a head shot kill shot when a [ __ ] told me the [ __ ] why i hate portland i asked her where a restaurant where there's some seating all right she said do you have a phone and i said yes you should try googling it now but [ __ ] that [ __ ] yeah she's completely in the wrong hippo hippo cute actually she was not cute she was hypnotized you guys you guys you guys are disgusting you guys you guys are disgusting to me no no you disgust me yo you done i'm an honest man [ __ ] that [ __ ] she's a loser but that guy on the plane that's a winner dawg you know what he did too y'all remember that viral video with the indian where he goes you do hugo hugo he hit me with that [ __ ] but i didn't slap him how can you okay okay slop i should have hit him bro but then the flight don't get there we don't get to do the shows in orlando yeah that's where it was yo what's up guys uh first of all we got to announce some dates but first of all thank you to everybody who came out in phoenix it was great the turnout was great saturday the first show we made a [ __ ] movie we might actually put out a little bit of a movie but uh upcoming dates i'm at bananas and hasbrook heights this weekend on friday and saturday kansas city the weekend after june 17th through 19th at the comedy club of kc july 1st through july 3rd san diego i'm at the american comedy club and july 22nd through 24th baltimore i'm at magui's joke house the name is ridiculous but the show is going to be lit come through akashing.com the infamous store get your tickets right now if there are some left the andrews.com you know all the cities we're calling to we might be announcing a couple more soon i'll let you guys know next week about that but go get them right now go get them right now while they are uh still available i know the next few cities we're coming to are sold out st louis sold out i think san antonio sold out but there's a few tickets left in dallas houston go go go because we're coming there right now don't wait too long because the tickets get crazy in these prices and buy them off my website i keep telling you the answertools.com okay that's where the tickets are they're between 55 and 75 bucks if you're spending a thousand dollars on tickets 450 dollars on tickets you're getting raped by these scalpers don't let the stoppers get you get them from my website i'm telling you this is for you we love you we appreciate you now let's get back all right feelings no facts we're just going quick all right we're going quick drake bell's out here talking to kids i get it who else is going to know this [ __ ] yeah who does know what do you mean like i don't know about him i never watched that show you never watched drake and josh no no no none of you guys watch drake and josh no that show is fire yeah i love you i got everybody dude did you ever watch saved by the bell yeah we watched hey dude we watched saved by the bell i did a tv show with him one of those mtv shows we gotta make fun of him yeah i don't understand no spongebob references i don't understand none of that i see all these museums come up with spongebob i don't get it i know about this dark wings dark duck was lighter dogs fires get wing dangerous that's right you don't get any spongebob references what you don't get any spongebob no i made spongebob references to you guys yo you know how you know china won i don't think you just you know how china won like all of our cartoons when we were younger had to do with ducks right like dark winged ducks all these duck duck tales every single [ __ ] thing duck and these chinese say what is this it's not a bit at all i'm just thinking about right now and chinese people during the heyday of ducks was hanging ducks in the [ __ ] window and made them duck so goddamn delicious we were like we don't need no more duck cartoons eat that [ __ ] real [ __ ] [ __ ] donald ducks is gone you don't see ducks doing nothing anymore aflac that's all we got there used to be a dog a corporation they went corporate yeah it's unbelievable wow bro the mighty ducks you know you guys watch that they brought that back it's a series now they made it an actual team yeah they made an actual hockey team to mighty ducks after the movie yeah oh that's fire remember tailspin fired up monterey jack feeling notes facts the thing that i wonder about with drake bell is if you get famous when you're 15 and your audience is 15 is it possible there's something that happens in your brain that makes you stuck no no way all these mickey mouse kids seem like they got marriages all off they got issues but they're not [ __ ] kids timberland they can't does that brain stay at 15. like something happens you're not necessarily always a pedophile but you like stay at that age i do call it culkin kind of off no like the vampire [ __ ] like you know how like if you have a vampire bites you whatever age you are you stay that age yeah i do think that that is the case with like molestation you know like michael jackson and being famous not even famous in the room with the adult young people but maybe you could argue like fame is like a version of molestation i think so yeah like they're they're abused because what is you get your innocent stripped yeah [ __ ] awesome twins they look like [ __ ] gremlins but just because you stay young don't mean it means you want to [ __ ] young people that's the point but he was just talking to this 15 year old he was just texting you know i did an episode of a tv show with that guy really it was a show called safeword where celebrities were like trying to dare each other to do [ __ ] oh no safe word he was on it but that [ __ ] stayed using his safe word which you know i get it you would think you would do that for your victims holy [ __ ] i got the whole audience to boom really you wouldn't do sh the whole point is like you're just daring each other to do these crazy things and tweet these crazy you gotta post that video son mtv cut it because obviously they don't know how to be funny but i was just in like the panel and they would just have us there to make comments and when he i was like yo everybody boo this [ __ ] and the whole audience started booing him was great in retrospect we should air it the guy deserves it yeah you got to get that clip yeah you got to hit him did you get any like uh weird vibes from i was no i i just thought he was like he was an awkward looking guy and i was like oh he was probably like the [ __ ] when he was younger and now it's probably a tough adjustment because you're not what exactly was he doing so the crime is that he was messaging a 15 year old and they haven't released the messages but they were allegedly sexual in nature oh yeah yeah so he's sexually talking to these kids if you're doing that on texts you've done crazy [ __ ] and his ex accused him of abuse and all sorts of crazy [ __ ] apparently she moved in with him when she was like 17 or something like that oh yeah yeah the guy's got a rap sheet of issues did you start abusing her when she turned 18 maybe i don't know so maybe then it's okay i was saying like when she she became on a track he was pissed he was done okay what else we got all right anonymous is threatening elon musk yeah yeah listen you're a billionaire like he's the most beloved billionaire like for some reason he gets away without any smoke yeah [ __ ] is and maybe he's you know figured out exactly how to do it but he gets no smoke at all he's almost like he's almost like uh unanimously loved yeah and uh that shouldn't be the case well i was like you get successful you become a billionaire you go and get some hate it's okay it's part of it anonymous just sounds mad because the [ __ ] bitcoin price is down yeah that's probably they just sound salty like you know stop [ __ ] be honest with you i don't know why i don't hate elon i just i see him for what he's just a character he's playing a character yeah i think he's gonna make all of our lives better so i let him rock they tried to say he didn't start tesla he bought that [ __ ] off of somebody who cares i mean yeah he always try to discredit the inventor this guy didn't edison didn't make the light bulb we got light that's the most tesla show ever though isn't it why get someone else to do it yeah the elon musk was like self make the business yeah he's like i'm just gonna buy some [ __ ] that's already popping yeah yeah tesla got ripped off yeah oh because tesla got ripped off yeah oh scientist nicholas tesla yeah i thought he's in a self-driving car and he's like he did the same [ __ ] with the business yeah the business will also make itself yeah self-driving business that's fine it is did that [ __ ] go off again yeah with that i don't know it's [ __ ] haunted i think anyway yeah i don't know it's weird but um you know you're gonna get some smoke it is what it is the crazy thing was what you were saying about his wife grimes what she tweeted her you were saying oh yeah she put a she put out a tick tock what do you think basically she was saying that ai that communists need to embrace ai and she was saying like how so many of her communist friends don't like ai for whatever reason but actually ai is the most effective way to get us towards a communist state yeah that's true now that doesn't mean that she's a communist not necessarily but she's saying communists need to get on board yeah which actually i don't disagree with if you are a communist yeah no but if you're a communist that is what's gonna ai will do all the work and they'll just have to supplement everybody's income and then essentially we're all kind of the same because the issue with communism is that you have to have people force farming and you're forcing people to get out there and start doing [ __ ] that they might not want to do but you got to have the village farm but if you got ai that's able to farm for you do all your [ __ ] for you yep then it's actually the fastest approach to getting a communist state in like the philosophical sense this is the universal basic income pitch yeah right it's like everybody gets enough to make a living and survive and then you can spend your time doing the things you actually love yeah and uh it sounds good in theory but i don't think it will work but it is going to be tricky when ai can do everything better than us yeah it's also tough to take like uh this sort of like comrade like marxist approach to grimes who's the person that married literally like the metabolism yeah yeah yeah i don't think she's the biggest communist one yeah yeah is she hot what does she look like no apparently not he's not do you think that's like on do you think he's doing that on purpose what do you mean like i'm i'm just wondering how calculated he is like because every decision he's making about his likability like successful dudes with ugly wives are immediately likable yeah but they also named the baby like [ __ ] alpha graphic archangel yeah which is i guess a little annoying but like oh she's like uh goth kind of yeah she's a scene like she's a she's got a vibe but he was with amber hurt it was a smoke show but yeah but then he was like nah this is unlikable if i have i'm a billionaire and i have like a smoke show wife people are going to hate me if i'm a billionaire and i have a weirdo wife like i don't i mean if he's on the spectrum like i think he says he is on the spectrum like it's not like he has that deep emotional capacity right so he's like what functions best i mean no he does have emotional capacity if you're autistic you think yeah you just like aren't picking up on like social cues and like how to like relate to people but you know you still feel uh it just shows she's into all the stuff that he's talking about like she's an alien so he's dating something yeah to me that seems closer like yeah he's i'm just trying to say like maybe he's very calculating the decisions that he's making that's probably true and it seems too much to do i'm gonna have a baby with this kid but we've seen weird things before i can't imagine he's marrying someone without calculating if he's calculating every other facet of his life yes there's a couch it has to be some cocky i don't know what the calculation is tom cruise marries [ __ ] katie holmes in like an organized wedding yeah they have a child together they found her yeah to marry him it's like unbelievable things that people do and he's not even close to as successful as elon musk so maybe elon is doing this thing to create this moat around him emote of likeability so i'm going to sell all my houses so i don't have any possessions so people can't go he's the rich guy with all these houses how can i make myself um avoid as much criticism as possible i don't have amber heard the pinup wife i got this weirdo chick over here that's kind of likeable of me right like everything that he's doing is based on likability because the more people like him the more that he can manipulate the market yeah if he has some people hate him and some people like him then you have the trump effect now you're at war constantly yeah but the majority of people [ __ ] with you and they're going to do what you want to do you're a dictator with approval rating at 90 percent yeah you can get a lot of [ __ ] done and that's what i guess we're seeing him do you getting a lot of [ __ ] done it's it's very interesting i'm i'm curious about when the reckoning will come for elon yeah they gonna find something it's starting this is the beginning do you think that's the beginning of this there's a little thing to hold on to it's the beginning i got tesla stocks tesla stock plaid mode comes out this week what's up it's the the new under two i don't know what the number is but this car will dust anything on the road the range is 500 miles it's the model s model s so sedan that's faster than any ferrari that's on the road right now that's crazy yeah insanity can they change the steering wheel uh or you have to get the actual physical upgrade i think it's the card it's the new model you probably need all new stuff to handle it yeah yeah so you basically have a spaceship let's just pay respect to our boy elon no no there's there's no question he's a he's a smooth operator the guy's doing it but he's got some weird things going on but maybe he's doing it it's both things can be true he could be the greatest inventor of our lifetime he could change the way everybody does everything and he could be a [ __ ] weirdo who you know is just like a character and everything is calculated and all these things can all be it's just crazy he starts at not realizing his tweets like the dogecoin joke that he made just but was an engine to all of these other alt [ __ ] coins of this pump and dump on that yeah and he was doing it during crypto week this weekend with come rocket coin and blah blah blah goods and services are the true that's why you know canada united states mexico because if you take the first letter of each of those it's c-u-m and that's for come rocket the cryptocurrency nafta that's what it is interesting right so he's he's having fun he's playing with [ __ ] kind of cool he's normally the people who move the entire world we don't see we don't know who they are the [ __ ] koch brothers or whatever this guy is moving the entire world and we're seeing it happen in lifetime tweets fascinating unbelievable what about uh keep it on billionaires what about bezos going to space there's part of me that kind of likes it and i think it's like we need a check on on musk i don't believe that he has nefarious intentions but like you need someone else it's a safety precaution i wonder if he doesn't even want to do it but the government is basically like yo can you just please do this so that we have a safety like a fail safe in case musk goes wild right because we can't be too um for lack of a word like reliant on musk yeah if he's doing all the space exploration all the rockets all the missiles like everything and then all of a sudden he starts beefing with us just last week you were tight that the government was bailing him out i know you're like i think he should i know i did say at the end of it like maybe there's good for competition and maybe it'll be good but like part of me starts to look at this like does bezos want that or is bezos being asked to do this and when you have a business that's successful you're in business with the government it's like you have to be especially in america so i'm wondering if they're doing this just as a safety precaution because musk is kind of a loose cannon bezos is not bezos is let's do this buy the book i will lobby congress i will spend half a million dollars i'll do this the old-fashioned way how do we do this i've found a way to avoid getting broken up we're clearly a monopoly or on the way to being a monopoly we have a huge advantage in like the what is it goods business and and that's not being checked by the government probably because i'm working with them and uh maybe he's doing it for them i mean that's just me trying to understand why right i don't know what do you guys think i think it's possible i think it is interesting that elon musk could do it without but yeah to your point like you're in bed with the government at that level yes you can't not be so i can believe yeah just go up there just handle this you have an empire that comes with a cost yeah he says he's going to be on the yeah he's going it's kind of wild yeah bringing his brother with him really the whole family getting taken out what do you think faker's on death yeah where musk shoots that [ __ ] down shooting down a competition what do you bruh think all right next one [ __ ] it did you uh did you see what kat williams said about canceled culture this weekend i didn't see the whole thing but i heard him a little bit i saw the snippet yeah yeah basically the gist is that he uh he basically said that canceled culture uh doesn't really exist that there's not really like a culture of cancellation and he uses this quote if you ask all the people that didn't make it in the nba if you ask them if you just lower the goal down another foot they would all tell you that they would make it nobody likes the out of bounds but the out of bounds got to be there or else you'll run into the stands no one's no one likes the speed limit but it's got to be there no one likes to shoulder the road but it's got to be there and if you ask people uh i don't know who we got canceled that we wish we had back who are they if it's done for the reason it's done for and it helped who had helped that's all that's going to happen uh blah blah blah and basically it says that people back in the day when they could say whatever they want maybe they weren't all that funny anyway i don't disagree with a lot of what he said um i think there's a more nuanced way to say it i think you also should be allowed to if your intention is to try to be funny and you [ __ ] up you should be allowed to try again uh i also think it's ironic that so many people were rushing to celebrate this guy and how perfectly he said it and we're neglecting the fact that uh he fought and lost to a 17 year old kid got the [ __ ] kicked out of him and also went on as to quote the media xenophobic rant toward a mexican dude at a show who was offended by one of his jokes told him uh had the whole audience chant usa usa usa said some [ __ ] like if you don't want to be here if you're going to support another country get the [ __ ] out that's not a very tolerant guy these are all very cancelable things they tried to cancel him yeah he's just kind of neglecting all that and the people that are rushing to celebrate him bother me more i love kat williams people that are rushing to celebrate him bother me more because it's like oh now he's your hero because he said one thing you agreed with maybe he's acknowledging it maybe he's like yo when i had all these people chanting usa i actually [ __ ] it up he could have brought it up that's a great time to say you know what i [ __ ] up and he did apologize and i don't have a problem with cat my bigger problem is with the people celebrating this guy now he's your hero and we just ignore all the other [ __ ] exactly yeah i i don't think he's uh i don't think he's been in a position to like deal with cancelled culture like cat's been forgiven for a lot of his transgressions because people are like oh that's cat being cat he's crazy he's on drugs or he's doing something he's got a tumor or whatever the [ __ ] he is at some sort of medical issues right so i think a lot of people just let him do whatever so he hasn't really experienced it because the expectation for him is so much higher right um but i also think this is a little bit of like just being a comedian like we like to have the unique takeaway the [ __ ] that nobody else is saying yeah and the unique take on canceled culture right now is that it's good or you shouldn't complain about it because the unanimous decision now with even within politics is cancelled culture has gone too far right like everybody believes cancer culture has gone too far so in order to have your own little hot take you're gonna have to say you shouldn't and um i don't think that he wants to write jokes differently i think if you ask cat i think he's a purist he just wants to say the funny things that he thinks are funny yeah but he's making the argument for changing his material he's saying you don't lower the basketball rim you don't do whatever and so okay katsu now you're not going to use certain words that you used to use before like now you're gonna change what you think is funny according to uh what the internet believes is okay to joke about i know that he wouldn't do that so i know that he's not capable of living his reps if you will yeah so i think that this is more about like having a hot take instead of actually feeling this way and when he puts out more stand up he's incredibly prolific cat like yeah so when he puts out more stand up we're going to see and the stand up is all of a sudden clean and he's going along with whatever twitter says is okay to say and not using any uh you know derogatory terms not being sexist bigoted uh you know homophobic racist at all in any of his jokes then we'll go okay you you believe it i have a feeling that's not going to be the case yeah no i i but time will tell yeah yeah i don't know i don't necessarily disagree with what he said though i do think that like a lot of the cancer culture conversation is like kind of blown out of proportion and if you look at like actual comedians that are like canceled for jokes like there's not a ton and like most people that are canceled are like for actual bat [ __ ] yeah cosby or whatever like it's typically i find like for actual bad things it's more it's less like um it's more the fear of cancellation that i think people are are concerned with and that inhibits the creative process so it's like how often does it really happen maybe not that much but things only need to happen a couple times for it to create a fear like the fear of getting into like uh you know being in the water and getting eaten by a shark is way more prominent than the actual occurrence sure right so we we often dictate our behavior based on the fear right not how likely it will be yeah and i think that's what a lot of like creatives comics think about they're like oh i'd like to do this joke but like what if it get that gets out there and i get cancelled and i lose my sponsorship and all i say okay i won't do the show so now they can't create in this free environment right right and cat is created for himself to his credit a career where he can create quite freely kind of like what we've done and right just to slice what you're saying you're not saying someone that wants to do like an outright like racist or hateful joke you're talking about someone that wants to do a joke that is like edgy yeah but they might not be canceled for it but they're like i don't want to run the risk yeah exactly and the joke could be inherently racist because it's a joke but not that's not because of how you actually believe right but the joke itself is racist or it's sexist or bigoted in some way right but ultimately it's a joke but it's just a joke you're not saying it because you feel that way you're saying because that thing said is funny right yeah i think that's a good distinction and i i tend to agree that there are some people that are doing just offensive stuff and it's kind of lazy because it's not trying to be offensive it's just trying i mean trying to be funny just trying to shock you with offensiveness yeah i find that a bit corny but i still don't think you should be um like crucified for that yeah you [ __ ] up man do better yeah that's the that's the thing the dancers will decide like if enough people support that kind of humor then you'll have that kind of humor and you'll have that kind of audience and you'll be fine that's fair too and uh but just the idea of like the ability to go out there and create without being concerned yes i think is important for us it is so hard to be creative every obstacle that comes in here i'm that much more in my head i'm that much less funny yeah yeah i will say one thing that i didn't like about his comment and that i disagree with is that he makes i think a false equivocation between like sports and cancer culture yeah where he goes there's you know there's boundaries for a reason there's a speed limit for a reason and my thing is like yeah but those things are decided upon by a governing body like there's the nba or there's the government that comes together and says yo this is how these rules are going to operate and everyone that is in our jurisdiction is going to operate under those rules yeah whereas with cancellation and like the mob quote unquote on the internet a lot of times it's dictated by like academia as dictated by like random people on twitter like there's no consistency you're coherence it's just like uh you know whatever the movement is on the internet so like if everyone was under the same rules like okay we're not gonna trash politicians in this way then it's like all right cool but if it's like oh you can only trash conservative politicians in this way then there's some inconsistencies and then there's inconsistency and so to me it's like oh there's something that's that's happening that's not like what he we have boundaries too like our boundary is funny like if it's not funny it's out of bounds yeah right so the second it's not funny everybody just goes hey buddy regardless if i agree with the politics or not the joke wasn't funny enough yeah and you're not cancelled for that but effectively you are if you only tell unfunny jokes nobody wants to see you and then you have a career right you've cancelled yourself yeah so i think that that does already exist but i think he's misconstruing what's really going on right and i don't chalk it up to to ignorance because cat's like a really smart guy and the guy will read the guy will dig into it like i'm sure he's abundantly uh you know it's abundantly clear to him what cancer culture is i don't think he's just like riffing right he knows what it is he's aware and he knows all the controversy around it and he's choosing to have this take but it is what it is okay last one and then we out here all right boom yesterday the united states of america greatest country on earth yes played in the concacaf final okay which is basically a soccer tournament amongst like all the uh like teams in north america and like central america and like the caribbean ship yep they played mexico in the final and won basically at the same time as the floyd mayweather fight so a lot of people missed it right but it was arguably like the most absurd game why it's just chaos so basically the game went full 90 minutes usa and mexico also just like rivals in this division so like they're the two biggest teams or the two best teams they go back and forth winning losing that kind of thing and they played in denver but the thing is when you play a game versus mexico in america a soccer game it's basically mexican home field advantage every time because mexicans no matter where you are they're coming out to the game yeah and then americans are kind of like oh yeah we'll go if we can so like no matter if you're playing to burst mexico in america you're playing 50 in front of mexican fans no matter what so there's no real like home field advantage so they're playing in denver and the game is just absolutely absurd from like start to finish there's like dirty plays there's the game goes full 90 minutes then it goes an extra additional time they add extra time at the end they stop the game because there's homophobic chance in the audience yes which this is actually an interesting thing like culturally speaking because soccer players are the gayest athletes yeah and mexicans are the most homophobic yeah exactly so you get the two together like what's happening that's why they have the fence there so they don't beat them up yeah um no they were building a wall no but basically they start doing this homophobic chant in like the 90th minute and they add a bunch of extra time because they stop the game what was the chance so they don't have the exact chant but basically they were saying puto and this that's where it gets weird because they just call it a male it's a male [ __ ] but apparently there's a translation that kind of translates to we use it in the same way that we would use the word maggot with an f but it's it translates literally to male [ __ ] yeah because bhuta is [ __ ] so you're a puto so it's used in the same way but it's not literally the same word right right okay and so then they stop the game so apparently like a bunch of these federations have put in this rule where there's a homophobic chant or a racist chant they stop the game okay and then they put like a penalty on the audience basically which is kind of like a wild rule that i don't know if it exists in other sports how's that a penalty on the audience because they say i'm just a match we're not we're not playing the game until you guys stop was the only way to like the true die hard fans like in europe like was the only way to like how do you really threaten them how do you penalize the audience like they're not playing because you don't play the game yeah now you can't watch the game they paid money to watch the game and if they continue to chant we're just going to knock it out you're giving the audience too much power because now my team's behind or say they look winded and [ __ ] like that oh let's just start some races [ __ ] give them a little time out and then they back into [ __ ] yeah yeah that's what some people are saying they might have been doing because in the 90th minute game was tied up and then they start this chant and they're like all right what's happening okay so then what happens so it goes into extra time christian pulisic the legend the legend scores a penalty kick in like the 116th minute okay puts the team ahead and then right before that the american goalkeeper got subbed out because he got injured so they put in the substitute keeper who's like from denver like grew up there and then like five minutes left in the game mexico gets a pk he saves it he saves it like off the line like the most absurd thing ever there's like a streaker that runs on the field there's another goal that mexico scored that they took back like the game just had everything there were fights like crazy about this story they were throwing bottles and shops oh yeah that's nate like that's the other thing i don't get how can we always talk about basketball players like one person throws popcorn at them and it's like the biggest deal in the world everyone's like crying through popcorn or whatever because those are actual athletes and then at the start game they're literally at the corner one of the best players in the men's team got hit in the head with a bottle like a glass bottle hit him in the head and then they kept playing you know what the wildest part of that is i still don't want to watch soccer yeah like like that was just the craziest match ever that sounds crazy yo yeah i like it you gotta watch good soccer football i like it i still think it's cool i just want to know who were they calling a [ __ ] that on the americans and what was he doing and was he being a [ __ ] yeah because all those soccer players are some people yeah [ __ ] like that flailing always grabbing their ankle and then playing two minutes later there's a bunch of right they are grabbing their ankles without their ankles yeah i don't know i think that's some puto [ __ ] but anytime america wins i'm about it so this is awesome shout out to christian pulisic we got to have him on the podcast he's a rising star huh he wasn't just one recently won the champions league a week ago for chelsea yeah and now which is a neighborhood for putos so maybe they were right maybe it worked out the whole time we love you we appreciate you we'll see you on flagrant too patreon patreon.com flagrant2 we'll see you there friday peace [Applause]
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Keywords: andrew schulz, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, stand up, flagrant 2, sports, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, near me, jokes, interviews, akaash singh, alexxmedia, alexx media, alex media, eddin, eddin media, Thankyoueddin, elon musk, anonymous, jake paul, logan paul, paul brothers, floyd mayweather, ufc, boxing, Katt Williams, Knicks, Drake Bell, Nets
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Length: 172min 10sec (10330 seconds)
Published: Tue Jun 08 2021
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