Conor McGregor Punches Trans Rapper | Flagrant 2 with Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh

[Applause] what's up everybody welcome to flagrant two it's your boy schultzy i'm here at akash saying alex media mark gagnon in a truffle um and i i figured something out today that i've probably known for like a long time but uh yeah what's that i um i am a i'm a crazy person like i'm crazy that is my this is normal state this is news uh i can exercise myself to the point where i can masquerade as a normal person i think you're giving yourself a lot of credit there i don't think you masquerade as well as you think you do so i'm still crazy you're still crazy even now in my current state right now you're good that's what i'm saying but you're a pivotal it's a temporary good yeah you can snap it anymore yeah there it is that's the words i'm looking for you can snap at any moment queen latifah's dog is dead yeah she catches me on the wrong day okay but this is what i'm saying like i i got this crazy workout shout out to my uh my boxing trainer abdin which is my trainer trainer abdeen and uh and i i mean i was destroyed i was like crawling around the gym i just looked absolutely pathetic but that's what i need you need that and yeah i need that to calm this down yeah and now i feel pretty calm yeah you're a hyper dog you need to get yourself i need to be wrong you're like a [ __ ] labrador like a greyhound you just need to get a run you know what's interesting though we only say that with dogs because every other animal just does that yeah but they're not nobody's like you gotta run the deer yeah yeah the dog so now we gotta make it be more of a dog so it can be normal correct we've domesticated humans yeah i'm supposed to be getting a little bit more activity yeah do you know what i mean i'm a scottish kid dude like i'm supposed to be we need to be in the islands exactly i'm supposed to be moving shaking it's [ __ ] grass it's mountains i'm swimming that's your biology that's my biology yeah okay but i'm put in the city where i'm walking around i'm on my list wearing pants and [ __ ] i'm wearing pants dude it's crazy yeah you should be in a kilt hunting i should be [ __ ] hunting in a kilt and then you and russell westbrook should dress the same that's right i need to dress at russell west yes yeah i'm not even going to bring up the cultural appropriation they think my culture's a joke it's not a joke black people think my [ __ ] culture's a joke it's not a fiction piece it's not kanye russell not a trend time it's not a [ __ ] trend this is who we are yeah i mean i don't see you rocking it say what i don't see you rocking it oh i live in a black world alex okay in order to be accepted i have to i have to adopt certain things so that people don't think i'm weird like okay britney sure like a free bridge very black you're trying to conform okay who cares more about brittany who cares more about a mentally ill white girl than black men okay you're not out to catch me outside usually [Laughter] usually when we have somebody on our shirt it's usually rip but i'll give it out i'll give it up no you've been trying to free people on shirts when lil wayne was in prison three weeks oh yeah you'd be trying to free people so it's death or jail definitely changes you death jail sports i guess she's put her on the ship people on shirts this is white people's jail though she was grounded for super long yeah she's in her room pissed off her parents don't give her enough freedom hate you dad which is angsty we're about to find out that that dad was a hero you think so she's 39 years old she's about to marry this 27 year old guy that she's been with for five years yeah right so like and if she is bona fide crazy like if she actually is and i hope she's not i'm an [ __ ] i keep liking all her crazy posts because i just i just want to encourage this crazy like she threw her cheeks up on the ground you know she's crazy because she was like my ass is real it's like just believable yeah that's really good ain't nobody down that snorty them honkers might not be remember when she got honkers out of nowhere right out of nowhere when we were young she got honkers out of nowhere and people like i think britney got breast implants and i was like no you just started watching her at 14 you [ __ ] creep she didn't have titties yet she was on the mickey mouse club like what are we talking about was she a disney star yeah yeah oh i didn't i thought her sister was dead it was only the sister and i think i think they both were yeah christina aguilera christine and jt trl trl broker bro the greatest a r in the game carson daly yeah two fingernails painted oh legend i know he did that yeah he did that yeah he did a lot she might have got brass in place bro she may have but look uh they worked out the um yeah man i don't know i just thought about that today like what there's a couple things i i thought about that i want to get off my chest i want to talk to you guys about the other thing that i thought about because i've been i've been diving into rome a little bit the roman empire i saw you tweet about this i was wondering where this came from my mind was blown because i'm starting to research the roman empire and you always hear about like these uh the things that are happening in the the big stadium what the [ __ ] was it called the colosseum the colosseum okay things are happening i'm not even researching that much apparently but like all these things the barclays of rome what is it called again exactly and then they make don't ever say the barclays also people are getting massacred in the coliseum nick's getting massacred in the garden exactly it makes perfect it makes sense way more faster so uh yeah the visitors were massacred too like the animals would come in they were playing away games tigers just bawling these [ __ ] ropes yeah the romans are the knicks so i'm looking up this roman empire right and you always see this big thing and they make such a big deal about like oh they have these like waterways under there and they could have these uh these ships floating and all that other stuff and they make that seem like it's the biggest invention that's ever happened pretty wild it's kind of wild right it's kind of well it's like pretty well it's impressive but but let's just back up for one more second right i got cousins don't got aqueducts now yeah yeah yeah no you you're pathetic your people are pathetic there's no question yeah the cousins here in america we smelled them so um okay so yes obviously impressive for the time the aqueducts 100 but what i'm looking at these and they make a big deal the ships they made a big deal about like the humans fighting the tigers and humans fighting these elephants and all the things that would happen inside the coliseum right and then i'm looking at these videos and it dawned on me i'm like how the [ __ ] did they get these animals to roam i'm going you have a rhinoceros they had a rhinoceros this is one of the most dangerous animals on the planet now 2 000 years ago some romans transported a rhinoceros this is before i just shoot you with some tranquilizer you pass out for a [ __ ] month and then now you're in rome like this is what they do with king kong right they shoot him with the tranq to get the guy over there and this is in now in fake right back in the day and it's not like they had [ __ ] hummers or nothing like that you are hauling a rhinoceros an elephant tigers lions from other parts of the world to rome that's the most [ __ ] impressive thing i mean it's mind-boggling yeah this is how crazy it is at one point at one festival 2 000 gladiators 70 lions 40 wild horses 30 elephants come on 30 leopards come on 20 wild donkeys 19 giraffes 10 10 antelopes 10 hyenas 10 tigers one hippo and one rhino son it's so crazy one ship they scooped up so many animals from around the world the animals started to go extinct yeah now animals go extinct we're like all right well we got all these machines you're scooping up all the fish from the water you see conspiracy you see all the poaching they said we're talking about do's and sandals and the skirts with the pointy bottoms running around getting [ __ ] dangerous and lions gone from greece you know what i mean like i'm like holy [ __ ] how the [ __ ] did they do this so i'm watching this video you know how they would get the tigers this is the ballsy [ __ ] in the world how the [ __ ] do we not have movies made about this [ __ ] morpheus so where was the guy in the coliseum no that's matrix of respect maximus decimates meridians [ __ ] maximum [ __ ] the armies of the north [ __ ] max right light work the maximum [ __ ] this is what they would do you want tigers you're in africa right you going to get these tigers okay you are on a horse what's faster than a horse a [ __ ] tiger you got to get the cubs so what you do is when the mom walks away from the cubs you scoop up all the [ __ ] cubs right you start rolling on a horse right the tiger mom starts to catch up you drop one cub the mom instinctually grabs the cub takes it back to the nest then runs after you again you keep moving you drop another cup you keep dropping cubs until eventually you're far enough away or she runs out of energy and maybe you got one or two and then you bring those back oh son how many [ __ ] had to die how many [ __ ] had to die in order for them to lose is this what you're doing this is your thing this is how you're ready i'm going to be unimpressed by the most impressive things this is your community expressive yo the color seems crazy impressive indoor plumbing is crazy impressive yeah you're talking about stealing babies the [ __ ] pistols plumbing is the easiest thing the reason why they didn't invent it is because people were terrified of water not because it was hard you take the water you put it in [ __ ] water killed people back in the day so you're like why would i put it in things they had cleaned and [ __ ] no they didn't have clean water all water killed people don't stop killing people they were just killing everybody just killing everybody water killed people back in the day people wouldn't drink water babies would drink cider they drink alcoholic cider you give it to a baby because of water production just killing everybody no [ __ ] you have to move the ships on something but having water is easy so the aqueducts were giving them water that wasn't drinkable yeah they weren't drinking water they weren't drinking water nobody drunk water no they drink alcohol people drink alcohol until like the 1500s or some [ __ ] like that dude once they start they literally when until when because it wasn't from the dawn of time until i do believe there was a time period yeah where people thought water could kill you it did kill you but i also think having indoor plumbing is pretty [ __ ] crazy they just game to the [ __ ] mom lions the end of the sun king after the sun king in france they started they started going all right maybe we could drink some water and then they would do like tea and coffee and that kind of stuff because it was heated up but they had this huge distress of water couldn't do it but and then i looked this up who was the first culture to really [ __ ] with tea the muzzies i assume mozi's have their intellectual breakthrough after coffee oh son if you look at this is the crazy thing i'm like getting into my youtube conspiracy [ __ ] again bro imagine this imagine your society right and you're just drinking alcohol all day that's all you do is drink alcohol and then you switch from alcohol to coffee think of the productivity yeah you go from being drunk all day through the roof through the roof and that's where you have these like uh you know there's breakthroughs of intelligentsia you have these french people thinking of ideas all of a sudden yeah right they're not just letting food walk just rot these are drunk all day like oh i guess it's cheese yeah that's marvelous i can't believe you think cheese is more impressive than bringing a [ __ ] rhinoceros from southwest cheese to rome coffee you know why they cause they're just gaming the mother lion's instincts you just take advantage of her instincts that's all i was with until he said people never drink water with him before that you and i looked at each other how was it but then he was like people didn't drink water people didn't drink water until the industrial revolution this has to be one of the dumbest takes you've ever had and you've had one update people didn't trust you you could do brain surgery people didn't drink water until honestly until the dust bowl all right guys yo [ __ ] army special announcement first of all thank you so much everybody that copped season three of fashion that [ __ ] was absolutely crazy literally our biggest season ever doubled last season like just unbelievable uh we called up the uh the guys who are making it and fulfilling all the orders and then and we said we we forced them to get one 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impressive to take a rhinoceros anywhere even now they just stole cubs yo i thought they were taking growing ass animals on there that's where i was like hold on i want to hear where this is going so i just felt a bit let down i thought how are they gonna game this [ __ ] fast ass lion onto a boat or just shoot the parents and steal the cubs they didn't have bullets back there arrows i'll say what you just said arrows say what you just said again shoot the mother and steal the cups yeah but arrows yeah shoot an arrow into an elephant shoot an arrow into a rhinoceros no a lion we're talking a lot we're talking about rhinoceros i was talking about i just said a lot of things how are you moving the goalposts i just said lions also how do you know you're going to hit that what if you hit it and then just comes at you you got the quick reload you're not [ __ ] achilles out here okay take them you're rolling your ass i'm thinking about somebody you can't even go away on the the jeep wrangler you got a horse and a horse looking at you like fam i'm not faster than a [ __ ] lion it's over you're dead now you guys are multiple multiple people multiple people people taking shots yeah i thought you were going to get [ __ ] adult animals onto this boat your lack of entertainment they're [ __ ] jamie spears with animals that's all they are they're just taking a bunch of animals and then [ __ ] holding them captive that's right bunch of babies i this is i i cannot even i can't play i can't even play along i can't play along it's an interesting comedic approach but i can't i can't i can't i can't it's an interesting community it's the story of the greatest empire in the world because of the [ __ ] animals yes not the kind of something else is important oh building things architecture marshalls that lasted for two thousand years all these things who gives a [ __ ] rocks are heavy they don't go anywhere rocks are heavy they don't go anywhere oh my god blocks are heavy they don't go anywhere how do they build it rhinoceros they can move if you built the [ __ ] pyramids right that's how they know the colosseum there's no cranes construction equipment just a couple of slaves doing the damage italians are still building things in new york it's what they do yeah but they've got equipment they're standing on the side of the road building [ __ ] harassing women walk by same thing has been happening for the last 2000 years that's impressive yes yes they had no equipment italians are [ __ ] union witness now what do you need this is it you need equipment for that you need equipment to lift a [ __ ] rock and put it somewhere crazy how are you talking about right now now you care about equipment you don't care about the equipment you're the same argument against you you don't care about the equipment hour no i don't i'd much rather you build a [ __ ] coliseum without equipment or you steal a baby animal without equipment yeah the rocks don't fight back the rocks are at least heavy you should pick up a couple of nostrils you see a girl you're like oh she looks like a rhinoceros you don't look like a rock from the coliseum i could have did that [ __ ] me and mark could grab a baby rhinoceros right now and then what happens when the mom comes through the hole take that [ __ ] down throw some rocks out of the sun yeah see you can throw the rocks you see what i'm saying you're using the rocks as weapons oh baby rhinoceros oh uh baby rhinoceri is a very funny way to say it yeah but i'm with it it's just babies yours is a fake argument no mine is real it's impressive we get a rhinoceros from sedan baby defeat it what do you feed it you know a renascera eat who gives a [ __ ] feed him what you're eating spaghetti you feed his spaghetti akash do you know what's happening it's the year negative 27. yeah thank you the rhinoceros drink the water are you 27 out here okay they went to the sudan yeah okay sudan isn't even sudan it's just desert sudan's still barely sudan so imagine back then you got to deal with all that sudanese [ __ ] times 10. okay now it's crazy to go to sudan imagine you went to sudan right now to get a rhinoceros [ __ ] go crazy back then uh uh okay the fact that you're giving pushback on this is is is mind-boggling they might have got them right now his mind was drunk if i said it was anything so the indians did oh my god i did the most amazing thing ever myself don't be lying to me i wouldn't be lying to me i'd be with you but i'd be like really that impressive huh what's something impressive building a [ __ ] circle out of stone don't hear me even english people could do that white people did that [ __ ] yeah y'all did that that's how easy that [ __ ] is romans are white people say what romans are white people everything you're talking about british white people real white people stonehenge oh yeah italians they're so [ __ ] not white oh these white of the wines it just became white in like 1930s sicilians maybe these [ __ ] italians we got now these espresso drinking [ __ ] up in florence those are white people we don't know we didn't consider irish people white yeah there were late conversations where white is from yeah yeah like white not everybody gets to be white y'all are gonna get there if these mexicans keep making babies y'all going to be white very no they just started with latinos they started making latinos separate dividing they started getting uh divide and conquer white they have none they have white and i like you i like that i wanted to be with you so i did oh i was hyped dog i was hyped i'm serious i'm in honestly you have no respect for him you want me to give you the uh no respect for animals solutions children please please you should dig into roman uh literature yeah we were waiting for this uh 20 minute discussion but for the elephants guys on horseback would basically lead and charge them into pre-dugout pits yeah this is it yeah and the elephants would end up in the pits and then they wouldn't feed it or give them water but we i guess no one drank back then so yeah they would get physically the depleted open string elephants and then they would capture it and then with bears they would go into like beers okay the way they do bear on there's lightweight they would fire off some trumpets the bear would be disoriented then they'd lead them into a predetermined net catch them and then take the limbs and tie them to wooden planks now you got a bear with a little revenant she's never hunted in his life they dug a hole and starved the animal son that is not that impressive right you remember that to a girlfriend who was gaining a little weight more pits they caught the elephants you never you never got a girl back in the competition shape out yo the bear [ __ ] is impressive yeah you never had a girl how to drop weight because you had a big party coming up basement give me some of the basement please lock the door i'll give you bears air is impressive lions they do the how is bears more impressive than a renaissance i think giraffe's the most impressive okay go you got to build a super big cage thank you the tallest cage ever thank you like literally seen a bull giraffe fight yeah that [ __ ] is like [ __ ] will smith's daughter it's just whip your hair back and forth though seriously that's how they fight the headbutt that long neck yeah yeah they gotta get pretty far down they do it they're the golf bro that's [ __ ] top golf though they're dangerous animals bro yeah you don't respect animals you don't respect me i sure don't [ __ ] all the other roman accomplishments this is the one nothing that's done nothing is impressive outside of animals they steal cubs the bear [ __ ] they're playing music distracting a [ __ ] grown-ass bear it's just kind of like hey that's cool you figured that out yeah what song does this play disoriented bear with [ __ ] saints going marching in or whatever that's impressive to me it's a grown-ass bear elephant you starve it it's kind of [ __ ] up but that's i guess i gotta practice the [ __ ] i see how that's impressive you gotta get him on the elephant you gotta pick up the elephants yeah you don't think romans that's why i was saying why'd you leave with cubs he just took cubs because the mom would chase after the cubs yeah and then he dropped one he jumped one you just constantly fail to come up with that idea that's not smart first they didn't have the internet so they had mad time to think about [ __ ] oh my god what about roman numerals how could you figure how could you find a way to make it the ideas you're gonna come up with during that one flight will be better than any roman idea any you you're being disrespectful to the great roman republics disrespectful for the great romans picking you up the genius that you have might have traction of this guy he's crazy what is what is the genius of ghana he was just an elephant he was an elephant that the romans took he just sat there and [ __ ] starved him yeah but the roman [ __ ] hero for that but the romans can't treat the elephants like they're gandhi but the romans didn't know the elephant elephants after that the romans didn't give the elephants their freedom did they no [Applause] the romans were running uh india they would let that [ __ ] starve the english some [ __ ] ass uh colonists they they're not strong about it if the romans were running india please believe he would have wilted away art of war doggy i know your enemy exactly exactly the romans knew their enemies they knew how to respect the rhinoceros they did not respect the elephant you still understand how they get the rhinoceros maybe this will be impressive what how did they get the rhinoceros they wrote it that's impressive they wrote it that's fire you see how that's impressive right it back i saved the best for last they wrote it back hey one drive hey you know what one ride non-stop no nobody yeah that's it they would drink apparel spread also the people stealing the cubs and dying were probably not like rich romans they were probably like sending their slaves out there like hey try it this way hey try it it's impressive just a bunch of [ __ ] guinea pigs yeah it's impressive you guys have no respect for history or culture this sucks dude what did your people do just sat around [ __ ] [ __ ] and wrote it down congrats i just can't believe he's watching at home his mind is just blown he's like yo i can't wait i dropped this heat off the box [Laughter] today i can't believe it what inspires and then if they don't believe that you know they ain't even drink water before the room is bigger he was in trouble i was actually i thought [Laughter] yeah when you told me this is more impressive in the colosseum i was like yo they did get animals how'd they get these animals why is that that's just impressive stealing it's still up today that's impressive bro and i know we helped we helped it's just rocks it stays there it's like any all the buildings we build are going to be here forever too son when you saw the [ __ ] pyramids you were blown away yeah because it's heavy the weight of it impressed me i could do it four thousand years ago impressive if you find putting rhinoceros on top of the pyramid that'd be way more impressive that'd be way more impressive if they put a rhinoceros at the top of the pyramid if they got that i'd be way more impressed anything with rhinoceros i'm impressed balancing remember when ace ventura came out the back of a rhinoceros yeah the greatest thing he's ever done in his career jim carrey that's the greatest thing jim carrey everton is all that's the greatest thing he ever did and i'll be honest i'm pretty sure it was a hippopotamus he came out of still one of the greatest things he's ever done his entire course i think whatever oh what was rhinoceros it was a rhino did you see that do you see that yeah that was impressive he came out the rhino's ass you all need better inspiration y'all need better inspiration in your life inspired by [ __ ] [Music] i hate all of y'all i don't ever want to share anything motivational again [Laughter] i can't believe it that's why he's not impressed by the pyramids the sphinx lost its nose that's what it is that's why you don't like it so apparently they did have water back in the day i googled it no they had water mark but could they drink it if they had water nobody they drink it but they're not drinking it water exists what are you dreaming like such a [ __ ] 1920. because they drink the water this isn't important they weren't drinking the water rich people weren't drinking the water water was the most rich people was coming poor people would die that's just what it was rich people don't drink water now they drink wine they still don't mean you can't drink you know rich people drink water so they would drink it from like the natural springs and then aqua ducted down or if there was like a cholera outbreak then they would boil the water and in some cases they would use beer as a substance exactly they would drink beer [Laughter] they didn't drink water they drink water oh please believe by the end of this podcast the roman empire is the most impressive thing anything i've ever seen a lot please believe they mentioned television really they had television they were the first ones they had iphones no they didn't have iphones but they haven't been to television actually the scottish invented television no big deal just two great empires just two great empires guys uh don't i don't ever want to share anything exciting with you guys ever again i just want to let you know that's chipty tiffany i want to talk to you later about the roman empire you're going to be really impressed this is why people have kids this is why people have kids i realize now my man was yelling at us because we weren't impressed he thought i made a decision not to be impressed i've when i told you about the fact that they put an elephant in the thing and you looked at me like i said my girl's really funny or just something like that and you gave me the same look like it was equally impressive i wanted to punch you in your [ __ ] i wanted to take your head and want to slam into the corner of the table oh man that's what i wanted to do yeah 100 100 i wanted that one i wanted to i can't believe you can't you guys couldn't find anything impressive in that i cannot wait i cannot i will remember this for the rest of my life i remember through the rest of my life when you guys are like faking interest in some like famous person's story you're like oh it's so hilarious i'm like oh is it oh is that less [Laughter] rhino never fails you didn't leave with rhinos tigers what tigers are pretty [ __ ] impressive with tiger king the whole documentary they're just kidding was enthralled over tigers during the cage tigers in the [ __ ] forest i wasn't impressed by him i was watching it like a [ __ ] circus but i wasn't like hot is joe exotic get these tigers in their cages oh gosh you've been dressing like him ever since you have you you changed the way you dressed based on that [ __ ] documentary i'm gay change the way you dress i just because i'm gay mm-hmm unbelievable it's unbelievable unbelievable this is the least impressive take in history right roman empire is pretty cool you guys couldn't catch a house cat i don't think either you could catch a house cat i don't need to go [Applause] 52 bomber it's still impressive that you can do it i catch that was impressive to y'all no it was impressive it was impressive catching the cat yeah they needed to move what was more impressive after they caught the [ __ ] and that cat was scratching the shirt [ __ ] out of that [ __ ] they still held on to it that was the impressive yeah that's that's respect oh look at the cat the cat is bugging out like biting and scratching his [ __ ] he's like holding it by its head and then one other person grabs it and the cat's like mourn them apart yeah impressive the catch yeah mid there's actually a good catch big ass flash i just said they took a rhinoceros from south sudan get the nerf gun i just said i know they took a rhinoceros from south sudan not north sudan south sudan to rome where they had a baseball game where they had a baseball game though you just puffed your chest and you said the guy held the cat while he scratched his forearms yes that was impressive yeah you said that the romans dug a hole and starved it oh my god how do you get out of the hole how do you get out of the hole so you take a bunch of [ __ ] slaves a bunch of slaves gonna get one rhinoceros alcohol [Laughter] no i'm wrong i hope you get a nosebleed today i want that for you but what i want you to spontaneously start bleeding out of your nose yeah and i wanted to drip on your stupid shirt and i want you to [ __ ] and then oh my nose is bleeding and i want that to happen to you today you put me through you gave me an aneurysm you took it you're off my life you took a year off my life it's just me what about this guy he will he will get his punishment okay okay he will get his punishment one day maybe not this life maybe the next life you're going to come back as a roman emperor that's quiet i would love it yeah i have a very easy job oh no because you have to drink alcohol there's i hope you like drinking ah i'm gonna love it and you're gonna have to eat beef too i'm gonna love that too whoa whoa whoa i'm just doing all the fun [ __ ] i can't do now i'm sorry i was lit you're going to come back as a muslim emperor with a harem of women yep yeah conquering india and making indians build things yes if i really want to punish them i'll have them catch baby tigers that workout you did today i realized you slept and said how they caught the rhinoceros i just want to say i don't know i just want to say you know what okay i made it up they never had a rhinoceros okay i just had to reach for bigger animals okay did that you know i had a [ __ ] tyrannosaurus that would be impressive that's the way they got that now they did have a rhinoceros they did it was a very it was it was a big white rhinoceros yeah they got one of the white ones okay they're a little slower a little easier to catch this oh god uh but to to what dove just said alcohol many white female rhinoceros you guys completely ruined my workout i am i am worked back up to where i usually am pri before a workout i am worked back up today so the rest of my days running thank you guys so much i had a good couple hours it was nice and now i feel like absolute complete [ __ ] welcome to flagrant shout out to kid super everybody shout out to our boy kid super kid super one the uh carl lagerfeld uh award or something like that i have it written down somewhere but basically won this uh very prestigious award and a lot of people who has won this reward uh in the past have gone on to do absolutely amazing things if you guys don't know who kid super is he's he's really like a truly brilliant creative man and uh he has a clothing line called kid super it's our boy colin who spells his name calm so i only [ __ ] call him comb uh he made the he made the robe for the entire store that you guys have seen before and but no seriously brilliant [ __ ] dude and uh he was out there i think it was fashion week in paris and uh and he won this award and like i just think that there's gonna be massive things for this kid he's just a great [ __ ] guy hilarious and i'm just super proud of him so we wanted to give him a shout out on the podcast sorry if we butchered the award okay um it's the lvmh prize lvmh prize that's louis vuitton moe hennessy hennessy oh wow the lvmh prize carl lagerfeld that's fine that's nice now it's impressive okay is that impressive guys or no incredibly impressive that's oh it's incredibly impressive impressive okay think of the competition he beat out yeah [ __ ] children yeah and it's called the karl lagerfeld prize oh it's called a collar whatever the [ __ ] it is call him r-i-p okay we love you we appreciate you and congratulations dog all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because we got shows the [ __ ] infamous tour is coming to your city and i got important information about all the covet mandates etc that these different states and cities are putting in place so pay the [ __ ] attention okay important san diego you're good all right austin you need proof of acts or a negative test that is required you understand that proof of back or negative test if you not vaccinate just go get that negative test make sure you go get that negative [ __ ] test before hand okay go do that [ __ ] if you are not vaccinate right that's right we're not mandating anybody gets vaccinated you just going to go get that negative test to prove it and then we're going to film this goddamn special i'm so [ __ ] excited austin i will see y'all there um uh let's see louisville is vax or negative tests uh within 72 hours cincinnati is vax or negative test within 48 hours philly is vax or negative tests within 48 hours um indie vax or negative tests within 48 hours dc vax or negative tests uh within 48 hours san fran is vax only okay now if you have some sort of medical exception like maybe you're pregnant or that kind of stuff maybe they'll work with you but the city of san francisco is a bunch of [ __ ] [ __ ] and [ __ ] make stupid rules so they're saying you have to be vax only that is the city's policy nothing we can do about that um i wish it was vax or tess but again this is a city run by cucks so they're you know [ __ ] are gonna [ __ ] um madison vaxxer negative test within 48 hours uh chicago you're good and uh minneapolis vaxxer negative tests within 48 hours jacksonville you know it's florida baby you already know baby you good um and yeah so make sure you do that and uh those are the shows we added chicago we added another one in san francisco we added another one in dc a lot of these shows already sold out uh we will see you there i am so [ __ ] excited man the tour is really kind of kind of gearing up man we having some fun man we have we have a lot of fun i can't wait to do this special and just just see y'all man so i'm very excited akash what you got yo i'm going to be in austin as well the 23rd through the 25th at moon tower comedy festival uh i am headlining on the 23rd so cop your [ __ ] tickets we got friends of the podcast showing up that's gonna be a fun show uh october 1st houston i'm coming home sort of where my parents live now i'm gonna be at the secret group two shows on friday bring your ass through october 5th new york i'm gonna be at new york comedy club two shows uh we're gonna be doing a little something so come through new york comedy club on 24th and 2nd october 15th and 16th toronto at the rockpile nightclub there are only tickets for one show left so hurry the [ __ ] up and cop before they sell out just added october 21st 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flames okay um no but let's talk about it this is this is this is an interesting story because these things keep on popping up and nobody seems to want to address it and you know who they never ask uh how they feel about this or maybe they do we just never hear we always hear about like these like uh right-wing pundits are always talking about it the left-wing doesn't really say anything because they know that it's [ __ ] up but they can't really be anti-trans so the right-wing guys use it as a way to like kind of push back against trans rights i think it's kind of like a community push back against over-correction i think more so they're pushing back against what they feel is like the pc movement overreaching and this is the one that they they think they have the easiest time arguing because it kind of also flips their feminism argument against them yes and it's like if you have a trans woman in the women's bathroom yeah that's enough for conservatives or to go yo this is [ __ ] up but liberals would be like you have to respect her as a woman she just go you as at the bathroom as a woman it is what it is once you get violence into the equation right then all of a sudden there has to be a little bit of pushback like do you want these [ __ ] being beat up by a dude who's like an ex-navy seal right like the dude was literally ex-military yeah there's a there's a picture of him before he transitioned where he's looking like [ __ ] gordon ryan dude do you know who that is yeah yeah the jiu-jitsu goat the guy was [ __ ] stacked when he was a dude transitioned to the chick still in pretty good shape but there's a there's an image of him [ __ ] out of this girl yeah so what i'm curious about is what the girls that are fighting these trans women think yeah i would love to hear that that's all i want to hear i just want to hear the girls like do they look at it as a challenge are they really willing to test their fighting skills are they going i'm a martial artist it doesn't matter who you put in front of me are they going you know what i'm saying i actually watched a cnn interview this was a few years ago it's probably like six or seven years ago the fallon fox story probably fallen fox fighters someone that fought fallon fox that was like yeah like the cnn reporter was just kind of asking about the fight and they were like yeah you know it was good like good competitor blah blah and started trying to bait the conversation into a trans issue yeah where the fighter didn't really seem like she was interested in talking about trans fighting yeah and then kind of got like baited into it and then like kind of misspoke and was afraid of getting canceled i think if you're a high level competitor you're just thinking i don't care i want to fight them and i'm not going to have any excuses where you could talk to me all you want about bone density and all this advantage that person might have had for third this person 30 years of being a male genetically yeah whatever sexually whatever but i don't want no i just see that as competition and i should win and that's it there's also a weird steroid i think a competitor might be like let's not even let that [ __ ] and that is an excuse enter into my mind win or lose i win or lost and that's it like a high level competitor might be like [ __ ] all the excuses let's just go because i'm sure the rules are the same as the olympics where like they just got to make sure that your testosterone is within a female range right right so if we're basing your strength and ability strictly on testosterone right which i think is unfair because there's probably other things that go into it but it's like a testosterone estrogen level right that's what makes you quote unquote female or be able to compete with these females i just don't subscribe and maybe it's my sexism like i don't care if i'm a dude that has no testosterone is my body at all like no girl's gonna beat me up like yeah even if she's got testosterone yeah right like i i i know that's sexist to say but i believe it's completely unfair well this is where it gets weird because there's a steroids thing that happens okay where a lot of these fighters men and women are on steroids oh yeah yeah yeah so they're like yo do you want to fight a trans woman and they're like okay yeah it's the same weight class like maybe they got more muscle more bone density whatever but their estrogen is higher and their testosterone is lower and i'm on [ __ ] testosterone so don't start testing testosterone because my testosterone is crazy or like i had to cycle in the off season and then i got off it and started using beta blockers or whatever you're saying the female competitors yeah exactly right are on the steroids female for like the genetically ones so in a weird way it kind of exposes testosterone use in female athletes or female mma fighters at least because they're like well [ __ ] don't test it for testosterone because it's gonna expose me that i've been [ __ ] cheating as well and then on top of that they're like you got to measure clits i think i think it's got to be dick or [ __ ] it has to be in like the one centimeter or three centimeter range yeah and then you're good but if you have like a full [ __ ] like if you're just if you're just all like foreskin if that's all that's left like your actual like phallus has just kind of shriveled away yeah i think you can beat with women yeah i'm okay with just like a hand and like a pantyhose kind of thing yeah it's real floppy yeah like if you turned like a like a smurf upside down like you know those hats that they have yeah yeah yeah yeah we think or am i thinking of a keebler elf there's name of cuba ralph keebler elf yeah just that if that's it i think you can go but micropenis ah yeah i guess unerect oh my god talking about micro and then we get back to the story real quick you know how like dwarfism is a thing and gigantism is a thing right you've gigantism you've all heard right has there ever been a dwarf with gigantism i don't think you can maybe maybe one of us dwarfs tend to have because they'd have that same body it would just be [ __ ] like a giant toddler yes dwarves tend to have small hands with big head i don't know small legs small alarms because i don't think that things are opposite i think they're two different diseases and they're they're just so rare that it oh my god you almost never see please tell me there is one right now adam rainer get the [ __ ] out of 1899 was the only person recorded history to have been both a dwarf and a giant are there pictures yeah holy [ __ ] so his adult height was four foot ten inches oh but it was a gigantism a dwarf so it was supposed to be two feet no i think anything under fi 411 is considered a [ __ ] yeah this was hold on oh no four foot no no he was a it was a regular adult oh he ended up reaching a height of seven foot holy [ __ ] does the body look like a [ __ ] still kind of mark please just please put this on i'm putting up a pic whoa whoa that's wild no that's just a regular guy he's a dwarf door yeah he's gone something's going on with his face dude [ __ ] chimney sweep okay back to but back to the what's it called the fighter thing what is what is your so i read about this particular fighter and this is where i have a little more empathy or sympathy or whatever the word is for her this trans is because she came out in 2003 as trans before there was a big pc movement we were all pretty [ __ ] close-minded about this stuff she was like yo i'd like to have the surgery her parents said no so she ended up like going to war as a male then had ptsd all this [ __ ] and still want to do the surgery so this is like sometimes i think you can question their motives like what are you just trying to [ __ ] compete and win and where you're trying to beat girls up yeah you know like dexter found a way to kill people right he's like i'll just kill bad people because i need to do it right like if you're a guy who just needs to beat women up yeah then you transition to a woman and then compete in female mma and i don't think this is one of those cases because they you made them stay a man and they went to [ __ ] war they're like yeah i just whatever yeah also i was thinking about this issue and i was thinking won't this just sort itself out with enough time like if trans athletes keep transitioning and then dominating and winning and like taking all the championships in every woman's sport we're gonna eventually like give this [ __ ] gotta stop yeah it's like shaq made you change the rules basketball exactly right so there's going to be like a girl so we're going to do this every time and i get it but if you step back can't you just be like this will take care of itself this is one of those problems that you just let it go and eventually everybody would like you only issue is if it was regular sports um i think that people don't care enough about female sports most female sports there's a few but like right people don't care enough about female sports uh to to really like make the adjustments to the changes well people within the federations do pardon if you're leading the women's ufc federation or the women's mma federation you care enough about women's sports you would adjust it yeah but like in general like i don't think that like female sports outside of like maybe like tennis don't drive enough revenue for there to be like real changes right female sports for the most part in on the professional level it is it sounds [ __ ] up to say but it's more of like a charity case it's like uh the nba is gonna front the money for the wnba it's not a profitable business endeavor but it's the right thing to do so we can get more women into the sport and maybe the nba is looking like hey look if women are actually into the wnba that means they're definitely going to be in the nba as well and then we can double our market share by getting the other half of the population of care right if this was happening to men's sports if women were better than men and they were coming in and affecting the game please realize that this would be changed immediately right in a [ __ ] heartbeat so maybe you're right maybe it sorts itself out when it enters the ufc right maybe it's sort of like when amanda nunes gets knocked the [ __ ] out by some guy who used to be a [ __ ] navy seal right then all of a sudden we go what is happening over here but fallon fox lost yeah right right a girl beat her right you know so uh i again i don't think you see that change that hits highest level i think the only tricky thing is akash is that if this was if this was any other sport where where they don't actually get like hurt and potentially killed i think it'd be okay to just let it sword itself right this is a violent sport one girl could die man yeah the weird thing i see is every time this story hits uh the news cycle it's either the media talking about it or men right never really yeah women have to speak up yeah until women speak up we're not gonna do [ __ ] and what do you think the hesitation is uh they have the pushback of saying hey i don't wanna compete against trans but they're so progressive so the liberal women want to include trans women in what it is to be a woman but they are also scared of excluding them and competing against women yeah so they're just quiet yeah and since it's not happening at a large scale like there's so few trans people in general there's even less that are competing in sports and even fewer that are competing even close to the highest level right yeah you know what i mean it's like having a [ __ ] ufc champion from like british samoa right it's just so hard and that's why men care about it because we're like nah [ __ ] gotta be fair so we're not even watching the [ __ ] trans fight but we're just like nah that [ __ ] don't sound fair and we care about that like if we're gonna look at ourselves in the best possible way like i don't think we'd like to see women get their ass kicked by guys that's also true like but i don't know i don't know why death is the inhibiting factor if that's an outcome in any ufc fight or any mma fight right like death is always on the table for any fight right yeah this guy could be at a genetic advantage or whatever uh yeah but if they're the same weight class how different is it well i mean you know if they're both fighting on 130 though there's a lot of like a guy at 130 and a girl 130 aren't the same right but on like estrogen blockers and all that [ __ ] i'm like that's the thing that we don't know we don't know if a guy's testosterone levels reduced to the like to a woman's testosterone it's gonna be the same i mean so what she said is i can't bench as much as i used to i went from running a six minute mile to a nine minute mile now i think she used to bench like 350 as a male and now she's at like 185 or whatever so she said it affected her performance there's a video you linked us to and the guy was using all kinds of terms i don't [ __ ] understand but he basically said he said bone density a bunch of other things are going to come into play just from having been a male for 30 years yeah that just reducing testosterone isn't going to take away right you're still going to have all these other secondary advantages right and can't the women choose to take the fight though yeah of course they can of course again but um yeah i mean look there's other factors that go into that like they want to make a living they want to do right by the promotion they're contractually obligated to take fights and if they say no then maybe the promotion looks down on them the promotion is also selfishly going hey if we have this fight here the whole world is going to be talking about it and we're going to get named in it so they're probably not looking out for that girl as much but even going back to like the testosterone numbers like have you ever had like an old man like grab you yeah they got old man's strengths old man strength is a thing it's a real thing we all know this right like that old man like offensive line at the ymca was like 60 like smaller than any of us that were there lifting way more than he was yeah and even guys that aren't exercising like just grandpa that just grabs and holds you he's got [ __ ] cuts in his fingers who haven't healed for like 20 years like that guy's testosterone levels are super low like you get older i think naturally your testosterone goes down yes that's why they do trt right testosterone replacement therapy and people start that even earlier [ __ ] i know people that aren't [ __ ] trt and they're in their late 30s right so shepard is on it there's about a lot of famous people on it so it's like if those testosterone levels already dipped but that old man still got that [ __ ] strength like no grandma's ever grabbed me and i was like damn [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] hey all right happy birthday all right i'll come around more often yeah right so there's got to be something else besides just testosterone and weight that's giving a guy an advantage in a fight with a girl and that's where i think the issue is to answer your question and what are those things is it just muscle like maybe bone density thing i don't know like we need a science nerd to come on over here but we never had to cross this uh you know uh bridge because um everybody was kind of on the same [ __ ] page like we're like all right the reason why we have two different sports you know we don't let girls compete it was really generous of us to be like hey don't play in our league because we'll [ __ ] do we still watch all the plays we just want you to play one week so let's create some rules so you could play if a man in nunes wanted to fight a guy in the same weight class or whatever and they were both like yeah let's fight would anyone care well i think there'd be a lot of people that we're not happy with there is someone who's trying to do this some little ufc fighters dude is trying to fight a big girl i forget somebody dm me about this a while ago oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i don't know if it's going to happen though they keep promoting it as if it's going to happen but i don't know if you would have a problem with nunes fighting a duke uh if they were an mma fighter like if she was fighting another elite mma fighter i'd have a problem if she was fighting like a random dude off the street who thought he could beat amanda yeah buddy yeah good luck yeah but if she challenges a another mma fighter i i just don't like she's just dominating everybody all of her competition is like yo i need some more confidence i don't even like i don't even like seeing women fight like it's gross to me dog i'm with you wait how they look or how that's [ __ ] which one say what yeah i said how they look at how they fight which one no they both like nah but like like seeing them like fight like they're bleeding and [ __ ] heads all swollen and [ __ ] like it's uncomfortable but some of those fights have been incredible yeah but they should be should they be allowed to huh should they be allowed to anything that makes me uncomfortable should be alive you have to curate society based on your comforts that makes sense okay that's fair you saw the video i sent you yeah you know mark's always talking about he wants to go to the stan countries yeah so i was looking this guy went to turkmenistan which is like the seventh visited country in the world like you can't it's basically north korea but like muslim but they speak russian or whatever and um they had an emperor back in the day who was just like dogs smell bad outlawed dogs they just said no more dogs said only white cars like he just had all these like random arbitrary rules and they just [ __ ] stuck like how crazy is that so wild yeah it's got it that kind of is this yeah you wanna you wanna visit there yeah i'm gonna go to all the stands bro i'm telling you you're a stand stand i'm a stand stand i wanna go to all the stands the only reason i give pushback on a place like like that is that like you might not get the authentic experience that you want what turmeric yeah just because like the the ajbot or whatever aj or whatever yeah so it's like the city is kind of curated in the same way like pyongyang has curated they just like made all the buildings to look really nice and everything but there's nobody really [ __ ] there but that's still fascinating though like going to pyongyang being like all right what do you want me to see like i'm living in this going to a dictatorship would be [ __ ] crazy yeah yeah yeah yeah like i feel weird like give my money to a dictatorship but also like yeah i mean they got plenty of money they don't need they're doing you the favor by letting you go right ask people not to come there would you go to pyongyang i would love to i would love to but but i'm not gonna do it why not no asians bro a lot of koreans almost only only koreans no no uh it's just not worth the [ __ ] risk man one thing goes south and all of a sudden like absolutely not and i don't want it like i don't want to put america in the position where they got to put all this pressure like on [ __ ] north korea to get me out yeah like i don't want that whole [ __ ] story where america looks like they're just bending the knee to [ __ ] kim jong-un just to get me like trade like two journalists to get you out yeah like [ __ ] that like if you go there and you get stuck that's on you you knew that you're not supposed to be there yeah we're not going into helping i think you'd be salty about your ransom say what you'd be mad about your ransom what would it be i think that's what it is what would my honesty be well my hand is he loves hennessy right how much hennessy for me yeah probably three yeah lvmh paul calm paul hennessey over to north korea immediately it would be cool to go if you're like dennis rodman and kim jong-un is like nah i like this guy yeah just going and risking like i might not ever get out of here otto the american yeah yeah spy for the spy no banner thief yeah i'm thinking of the things mark steals every single snack from oh yeah yeah oh it's illegal to take something from the mini bar i'm going to prison yeah 100 you're done yeah it is illegal unless you put your card down in the room and then it's legal but if i put my car down in the room then the mini bar is off every time i go to the hotel they go yeah he wanted to put your car on the incidentals for some reason i go yeah he does that they go that's we have to do that yeah the other option is i call before and i go hey can you just make sure there's no [ __ ] uh stuff in the sink or in the sink the refrigerator you know like some rooms just have nothing in there yeah denzel washington and flight rooms you know like i can't trust this person with alcohol room by itself but in mark's case it's eminem's it's evidence yeah yeah i clean up every minute [ __ ] that up i think y'all have always put your cards down no yeah not in the beginning when it was just me and you know oh yeah that was before i knew yeah i didn't rate that [ __ ] say what i didn't rate it and if i did i would do liquid so you could refill it clear liquid they know no they don't that [ __ ] still works this day unless it's the places that it's uh weighted and so they can feel as soon as you lift it up but if it's not the weighted joints they don't know you fill a vodka with water yeah get out of here wow don't get charged because if one guess goes by there's no way they can tell which guess did it yeah exactly now you're caught in a shuffle so the next guest that drinks it as long as it's like three after actually it could be the person before you yeah and you could be saving an alcoholic down the line yeah who's like i'm gonna relapse there's vodka in my room let me chug this whole thing it's just water this is great 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opposite nah i saw a light skin with dreads it was the hair more than the light skin ah for me that was like ah vegan okay okay okay okay okay okay and then the other one was the soul food that's right soul food yeah he's like i need one to rub my feet and one to rub my back yeah he said that yeah i mean the guy's a legendary yeah he's just he's like a supremely [ __ ] talented person he's like one of these people that comes i understand uh dictators cult leaders and that kind of stuff when i see dr umar because he's undeniably entertaining to watch like it's just so much fun to consume him even the whole time he's just [ __ ] on me i'm like the ideal person he's [ __ ] on and i'm watching like this is [ __ ] great yeah right and and he succeeds he continues to do it people fall for it yep they love it people love it he's got just enough truth and just enough good inspiring stuff in it where you're like okay he kind of has a point i agree with those things he's saying and he just still exists today he's making [ __ ] up left to right he just says he's a doctor we're like all right fine what about dictators is entertaining like umar though i think you have to be that charismatic i think in order to be easy you have to be able to just talk to people like there's something about the way he talks yeah he hits things a lot right he goes hella peace and peace and power peace and power black people peace and power peace like it's almost um what is that uh yeah it's like hypnotic hypnotic yeah it's it's it is hypnotic the way he talks about you feeling like a strong black man when you're watching i i will be his third wife i am going to be doctor um you don't want a vegan a soul food and a order in you got an ubereats you don't want to uber i'm a caviar wife yeah let's go what do you guys think what do you guys think about uh umar dude the two wife's thing is crazy it's impressive yeah it's like i think you need to watch it i think only one wife couldn't handle that much [ __ ] coming at him at her so the second one is for her more than for him he's like yo you listen to him at the time it's too many words i can't do it but i also think he's gonna have a reality show in the next year i mean he's got it right somebody's gonna give it to him it's just so trying to think like have we ever had a reality show about like um an openly racist family closeted racist yeah but not openly hmm and that's the thing if there was like if they did a reality show on like an openly racist white family we could easily do with umar but i don't think there's been like a westboro baptist church documentary even though it would be [ __ ] i don't know there's a documentary it's not a reality show he did yeah and it was it was a dock or it was a reality show it was a dock he said justin's the road did they i think so yeah that's fine he like kicked the westbrook baptist church people and like learned all this [ __ ] yeah it's a doc but doc is different than i'll show i'll take a documentary two i will take anything because the documentary would be a reality show there is one people only document with like talking heads with like each of his wives after every altercation i don't remember where i think i saw a documentary in college and there's one line you're gonna have to bleep but the lady screams she's like anti-gay protesting and she just goes eat feces that is a fact i was like what what what's the fact about that legend and they might not be wrong they're they're they're eating more feces than people who don't do that mm-hmm no we eat ass now bare minimum yeah that makes sense yeah but not as much as gay people if you're sucking a dick after it's been in a butt even if there's maybe a day that's gone by there's probably might be some feces some fecal matter but they're also cleaner i think on average who is that gay dudes 100 percent there are some clean [ __ ] that's why i think there's less pieces interesting yeah yeah or but it could just happen on the same night dude he's having all the same nights sucking and [ __ ] i'm sure there's an order to it i'm sure there's an order to it you really think i'm sure it's suck and then [ __ ] they're mad there's a pemdas no there's a pemdas please excuse my dear uncle sally dude um yeah i i think that at the end of the day they're [ __ ] guys they're horny as hell they're drunk and they're not thinking about anything i mean y'all haven't you know y'all you know going down on the girl's booty and then just you know tastes a little bit like um [ __ ] y'all never licked a booty hole in the table the wrong two guys here yeah for sure all right maybe you guys haven't you've never have to shower i never tried it not after a shower i've been like drunk and shit-faced and i've been down there and i'd be like oh this is the actor [Laughter] no but i've i've had that i've gone down i've smelled [ __ ] you've never been hidden in front of back and then the cheeks clap and a waffle [ __ ] just came at you that's different come on now come on come on that's different yeah i do that yo yo yo you need you need to get rid of something before we finish hey hey hey hey you got one comment you gotta have a dude wipe on hand bro you gotta have a condom in your wallet and a dude wipe just in case it's a condom something man just a book just i'm gonna block it yeah just put something on there the dude might plug it up that's why i put the thumb in there for the smell not to make her feel good let me plug this up right quick hundred percent that's why doctor umura never wants you bro that's what that's why dr umar wouldn't want you because you're filthy though i'm a filthy dude yeah white people are filthy right now that's maybe that's why you don't like him maybe he's just a clean freak he's a claim free he's a doctor he's a [ __ ] doctor he likes good hygiene yeah get the hands put on the [ __ ] gloves and the scrubs yeah yeah dude pretty ballsy to have a ceremony getting married to two women because that that is illegal which do you kiss first it's illegal to you can't marry you you're right about that that's right so he's like publicly committing a crime now that is if he does it legally right if you like if he does it within the uh legal yeah yeah but he probably does it like like how the mormons do it what's that how do they do i don't know i mean they're multiple wives but i doubt that on paper there yeah that's just that's the nanny there's one on paper and then there's the rest are just like my side [ __ ] yeah yeah so how do you choose what's on paper who's the paper [ __ ] the first one yeah but if they got married at the same time so they don't do the same time so got to add wives uh with a more machine learning dr family straight with this one and then you add on that's why he's legit he's like both of my [ __ ] right here yeah i already know who i am i know what i can handle man he put it in the universe and he just did it this was his index card donations bro he's going to start something i guarantee you starts up in like you there's going to be a trend what do you mean this is going to be a trend you're going to see more people doing it to polygamy alex no i don't exist showing it showing it yeah like i guarantee your future will have like three or four like they're just going to have to top them ceremonies yeah girls no but actual ceremonies because weddings are expensive so that deflects just the wedding alone and you've got to get a wedding family's in there bro three families crazy oh i have a feeling that there's not extensive family yeah i have that that is just like a few dads missing but like they got walked down the aisle by themselves not a lot of [Applause] okay what else we got what else we got feelings no facts all right we got mcgregor and machine gun kelly going at it this is interesting yeah it is you know what i find interesting about the conor mcgregor machine gun kelly thing yes they had a little beef at the vmas seeing both of their pr teams try to be the first one to start the story yeah was fascinating so machine gun kelly's team dropped it first and this is what i read on people i think and they put out the best thing ever yeah conor attacked him after machine gun kelly said he wasn't willing to take a picture with connor yeah which is i also read he wanted a picture with megan fox and she said no and then he got upset there's multiple varia there's a tons of stories out there right but but the idea that like connor was a fanboy and you were like nah nah i'm good yeah that's a wild flex that's a super flex right connor's team is like nah that didn't happen at all i forget exactly what connor said they said it was something like he didn't even know who machine gun kelly was yeah and uh you said uh connor only fights fighters yeah yeah yeah he doesn't fight which isn't true he punched an old man did he punch an old man he also threw the water bottle on the train and kevin had to go he fought a bus forklift basically this guy will fight anything he could fight a rhino that guy could take a rhino he would be a rhino hunter 100 he would be a rhino hunter yeah he's got it in him i'm going to put out a movie called rhino hunter and it's and it's going to be the greatest movie there's probably not made it despite all of you it's the sequel to the shark knight yeah and you know what it's going to be directed by not alex media that's how it's going to be i will have shark knight too we'll make sure knight that was another thing you said have they not made a movie about this i thought it's gonna be so [ __ ] epic dawg you gotta understand the expectations the movie is coming the movie's coming it will be directly four minutes long it'll be directed by um [ __ ] steven spielberg a short film it'll be written by david fincher okay it'll be directed by steven spielberg and it will be about getting the animal animals are they getting the animals i think he gonna go from [ __ ] jurassic park and dinosaurs to taking cubs it's actually in the ballpark that's actually not a good argument you would do it i think he's not in the ballpark he's going to do it you're going to ask for a roll i'm going to let you play a role what's he going to do he's going to be a stick that they [ __ ] used to project the rhinoceros just stand straight right there and we'll let you poke a [ __ ] rhino and then out al you don't get to do anything the cub story though i thought it was genius so excited dude the [ __ ] how did you steal a card and it would catch you and they would drop one how do you steal a cub the mother's gotta go get food for the cup so you just gotta sit there and wait and you gotta watch on a horse on a horse bro the horse doesn't go as fast as the tigers imagine holding four cats right right so they're gonna scoop up their cats what do you hold them in a basket do you have a chariot do you have a chariot like this yellow don't even know the levels of relaxing what's going on son y'all even know like do y'all know that [ __ ] augustus tried to come out with a chariot that didn't have horses in the front it had lions but that's kind of that's not fire that's fire you can't herd cats that's why you they have that saying yeah you can you can't mark you can't what are you augustus well you said he tried did he succeed i was like he tried he went for it dog they was trying to go for it back in the day i just think you're led with a bad example that's all you [ __ ] get right now [ __ ] you both i want you both still haven't told us how rhinoceros happened okay is uh it's none of your business you won't appreciate you can never understand i'm making the movie both of you both of your scenes are getting cut out fair enough yeah we're gonna feed out to the [ __ ] rhinoceros i think it's a pr stunt interesting i think connor's in on it or not i think connor's in on it i think he can't be spiraling this badly i also think machine gun kelly needs something all the time because none of us know his music we're also old some no that's the thing that i realized like i'm i'm with you on that and i had that perspective on him for a while but apparently he had like a number one song he's like doing this rock thing and it's basically like younger girls are into him yes that i believe the music isn't for our generation we just we just remember him obviously from the eminem beef and before when he was a rapper so we're like oh yeah so we should be into your new music but the reality is no was he big as a rapper he was always like very like connected industry and had like a devout following that's what i remember he was known he had a couple of songs did he manage them so he was always connected yeah yeah yeah did he manage him i think he's one of those guys industry player and maybe i'm just old quite possible i think he's one of those guys that maybe he's an industry plant the talent isn't as big as the star power of and part of that means you got to keep the pr machine rolling we can there is we know entertainers whose talent is fine good maybe but somehow they're just always in the tabloids kendrick can drop an album whenever he wants and then become the talk of the town there are other people that need to constantly be the talk of the town because they can't necessarily go back to the album or to the art to do yes now i guess the pushback that he would have on that is like i just have a number one [ __ ] song like the the music is there yeah and then a lot of people thought that he got eminem on that on the in the battle like he didn't do bad he didn't do badly i also was more more so i was like oh eminem didn't really bring it like he normally does as opposed to yo machine gun kelly [ __ ] ripped it which which that's a if you show up to a fight and you don't fight that girl yeah i just he has a number one song again to me you can get a number one song just off of being famous and i think he's a guy that is i'm gonna drive the tabloids and that will drive the career and that could very well be wrong but to me him and mitch and connor having a thing that's headlines for conor which he always thrives on and that's headlines for mgk it looks like he's defending his girl in a certain way it's like all right well this is good for both of them i i see that i can see that point i think what's happening right now is that conor's in like an incredibly sensitive state because um the thing that he is identified as for the largest part of his life i would say the majority of his life is being able to [ __ ] people up yeah and he physically can't do it right now and i think that that's affecting the rest of his psyche as well like you ever have a bad show yeah right and like there's insecurity that comes yeah yeah yeah everyone's your whole day but you're also like looking to be validated right like at any point in time like if somebody messaged you like yo i just saw this clip it was [ __ ] hilarious oh that feels really good now i i'm going to stop thinking these negative thoughts that i have in my head about how i'm bad and i'm like oh maybe people find think that i'm pretty good but if anything gets sent out that confirms those negative thoughts that you have in your problem right deeper exactly because that's what you're feeling and then someone just confirmed it so imagine you're feeling insecure yeah and i'm not saying this did happen but imagine feeling insecure and then you ask somebody for a picture right and they say no it's if he's already feeling insecure like he's losing his grasp of control in terms of him being an elite fighter him being the talk of the town in the conversation with mma yeah and now this other celebrity says i don't want to take a picture with you that's your biggest fear are you losing it is it going away or even he just was a little bit like he bumped into him or whatever something small it could not be a picture but it could be like he kind of bumped him and shoved him off and he's like wait does this [ __ ] civilian think just because he's taller than me and i'm on one leg i can't [ __ ] him up is that how far i've fallen in this because perception yeah is that how like not is that how much i'm not a fighter people anymore is this [ __ ] because let's be honest the people that [ __ ] people up like the people are real beasts yeah at least the ones that i've met in my life are the nicest kindest individuals nothing to prove nothing if you really feel like you can [ __ ] anybody up you laugh when somebody says something someone talks some [ __ ] you're like all right buddy yeah i've seen a lot of guys who could really destroy like end people's lives do this all right buddy just calm down yeah because they know if it really gets to the shits it's a wrap right and i don't think that connor right now in his state and understandably so is at the level to be like all right buddy that's cute yeah yeah i located the megan fox thing what do you mean like the way that they were interacting like i've watched this did you see the video of the whole thing i only saw yeah i watched the video okay so like him like throwing the water out and like getting held off but then i saw an interview after where they asked michigan and kelly megan fox what was going on and and like the whole interview actually knows before the altercation but their whole interaction their whole energy is so bizarre so like they're talking to the reporter and they were like all right so megan like why'd you wear this why'd you wear that outfit and she was like oh because daddy said he wanted me naked and then they're like what and the machine like kelly just stand in the back like yeah and then like they're making out on camera yeah then she's really going for that [ __ ] yeah so like they're they have this weird like daddy complex thing where she's like yeah i just do what daddy wants like that's the whole situation isn't he younger than her yes and i think that but i can see i can see connor being like oh i know mega fox let me say what's up and then she has to like report up to her daddy and then they have a beef so that's what i assumed it was interesting because i i don't i can't imagine connor knows or cares who michigan kelly is but i think he does characters i cannot imagine conor wants a picture of a machine gun kelly i can see him wanting a picture of mega fox i could see the the megan fox thing even though he was there with wifey yeah yeah but it's like let me get a picture of megan she's an iconic figure yeah of course he's probably seen her in [ __ ] movies for the last you know decade yeah so she was famous before he was famous yeah 100 percent and what is she's so trash if she's calling him daddy yeah i just dropped her down like a bunch of notches but i think what's happening i don't okay like the most cynical version of me goes all right the whole relationship is constructed because you have these two figures that people are kind of interested in they're famous enough but when their power's combined all the something there it's really interesting right all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because summer's coming to an end and the leaves are about to fall while mother nature does her thing to prepare for the new season you can do yours by seeing how much you could save on home and auto insurance policy genius can't help you refresh your cool weather wardrobe for autumn but they do make it easy to see you're overpaying for another kind of coverage home and auto insurance see policy of genius makes it easy to compare home and auto insurance in one place okay they can help you find home and auto coverage similar to what you have now but at a lower price they save customers on average 1 250 per year damn right over what they are paying for home and auto insurance can you imagine that okay they're saving on average 435 dollars per year on auto insurance okay they save new customers an average 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to get it right now let's get back to the show interesting people to look at megan is absolutely stunning like she's one of the most beautiful celebs out there she looks like a pinup girl like she looks like she's tattooed on like navy people's arms back in the day like world war ii tattoos like stunning right and the machine gun kelly is an interesting thing to look at yeah he's wearing the [ __ ] rhinestones on his face yeah like so now you combine them and it's just you're multiplying right yeah i'll stare at them he's also tall anything he's like six five yeah big kid right so so now all of a sudden like you know blogs are picking it up and everybody loves a relationship right they're kind of interesting and i think what happens is the most cynical version is like they planned this like they've planned past relationships of famous people and then they just are leaning into the things that work ooh we're going to do the angelina jolie uh what was the other guy's name billy bob thing where were like super sexual and like into it like a lot of the posts on instagram are like oh my god what happened on this table this weekend it's got to be you know it can't be shared or whatever like that it's like it's this over sharing of the sexualization of a relationship and it almost seems like i i see what you're doing here now the most cynical version is the whole thing is contrived and and and orchestrated and put together the more realistic take is they like each other they started dating the tabloids loved it and they realized they were getting way more pressed for their relationship maybe than the other things going on in their lives her movies his you know music etc so they're like this is the movie this is the music this is the clout let's lean into this thing and we get mutual benefit megan fox could look at as the hot girl again she's in her 30s has had kids people always thought she was hot but maybe she wasn't the hottest forgot about her yeah maybe there was like other girls there were also margot robbie's coming in looking pretty hot about being a hot girl is there's always another hot girl coming boom but now everybody talking about her and you don't think that her manager and then got the google analytics in the black yo people are searching your name 10 000 times more when you and him are making out in public so and then they're doing the same with him they're going yo people are searching your name ten thousand times more when you guys wear something crazy invalidating some sexual boom it kind of like reminds us of her and it validates him yeah it's like when everybody thought that tom cruise was gay and all of a sudden he got married twice yeah like you know i mean like my man got married and then married again he was like i am not good doctor doctor um right like the dude was with the redhead nicole kidman then penelope cruz like took down two baddies right right and they were like ah he's not gay he's just weird and then he was like i'm cool with that as long as he'll call me weird i can still be the leading man if i'm waiting still think he's good yeah enough of the midwest [ __ ] were like alright you could still do mission impossible i'll keep watching mark brought up a point about this is an mgk point mark brought up something and i think it was an interesting question he has ul and i don't get an answer is how do you feel about white rappers who transitioned into rock was that what you asked yeah yeah because i always think it's a little bit like it looks a little bit like you just kind of used rap and black people to elevate yourself and then you transition to some more mainstream sometimes it depends how they do it so like uh post malone for example he was a little like a little sketchy with white iverson cornrows yeah white island basketball uh phantom doing donuts and [ __ ] like that and then quickly switched up and showed kind of who he really is but like if you uh what was that other guy the guy also from i think texas with like big teeth and [ __ ] like no no no no another weird looking dude oh bubba sparks not even him that's just [ __ ] uh he's a new guy riffraff oh really oh yeah yeah like that is somebody like if he switched over to like country or whatever i would be like oh yeah you just use this for you just use the culture just to get you on and then you switched up because it looks so performative so it kind of defense depends how you how you do it we were talking about this with derek poston sorry i was thinking i kind of thought that about mgk a little bit i was like oh you used it and then you became it's the kid rock [ __ ] i felt that about kid rock is you were like this rap rock guy and now you're like this kind of kind of alt-right type like content you know country motherf and it's like kid rocker kid rock yeah that's what you're doing and then i don't get this i don't think mgk is by any stretch going to go all right but i get a similar like you just kind of use this and then transition into no now you're a rock star but i think people can have different genres of music inside them like there are rappers that change their [ __ ] up and then they start singing a little bit more and that's possible there are b stars that start like rapping and then they're like [ __ ] rock musicians that go into [ __ ] country like darius rucker and [ __ ] if you want to get into music that hasn't that you're not stepping on black people to get there like there's no music yeah you know what i mean like all music like is pioneering even if he does rock it's still black music yeah so he's still [ __ ] with the same genre yeah i it just feels like i understand what you're saying yeah you're looking at the most cynical version of it yeah there is also maybe i'm cynical about him because he also almost fought andrew at the vmas charlemagne charlemagne of course that's my guy but um but yeah man it's like yeah the vmas are a hot one for him yeah yeah yeah yeah but yeah it's interesting we're having this this conversation with derek poston who's been opening up on the infamous tour uh because akash doesn't like us and has more important things to do so uh but no no derek derek is [ __ ] great and uh he was we were having this conversation about like white rappers and it was like what you need to do to be a white rapper and you either need to be funny like actually hilarious funny jack harlow jack harlow uh or an eminem mm-hmm or troubled severely troubled oh yeah right and there's probably other like white rappers that are like mac miller was like like trouble there was something going on little zan was like that was his whole ego like that was his whole essence that he was just like sad troubled confused like and we were and then and i was asking derek and al i think you were there too right and it was just like what is that and uh i think there i think derek was just saying it's like well yeah like funny always wins like you just find respect yes and then if you're troubled it's almost like uh he's too [ __ ] up to let him know he's stealing the black [ __ ] he's about to kill himself anyway don't don't don't force him over there is there something yeah there's like a little empathy for people really going through it yeah so i thought that was interesting and if you're in the middle ground like post malone was in the middle he's like i just want to have fun and do music and he was like uh uh uh black people were like not like you you're gonna make us laugh or you're gonna almost kill yourself if you're gonna do this right hip-hop [ __ ] and he was like i am a rock musician immediately yeah and that is the fun genre yeah that's the genre you get to just [ __ ] party and [ __ ] just do the job and post looks a little trouble say what he looks a little trouble he looks it but he's he's joking he smiles he's like a great guy he seems like a fun on hank yeah i've heard stories of him just like drinking playing beer pong and [ __ ] yeah like it just seems like like a hang i don't know he it was so funny like to to go back to the jack harlow thing like did you see jack harlow approach god i sound like such a sweating teenager jack carla approached sweetie this is back in the bt awards maybe or something like that so he he walks up to sweetie and introduces himself and uh he goes yes hey doing i'm jack or something like that like looks up and down how you doing i'm jack right yesterday at the vmas he's walking the red carpet and he sees lil nas x and he walks up to the nasdaq and does the same thing he looks a little nausea up and down and a little about that he goes jack don't do anything sauce [Music] gotta tell the straight dude not to do such [ __ ] yeah i'm like oh that's fire bro the guy's funny funny wins it's funny wins yeah now he gets it there is a uh there's a couple fights over the weekend did you guys see i didn't watch the fights i saw highlights though yeah that's all you needed yeah this one was the least i've never been less interested in a trailer fight usually they're good at spectacle and like having this kind of like i have to watch this whatever it is and this time i was like nah there wasn't someone to pull you in no and holyfield apparently was the last second fill in too yeah it was supposed to be oscar versus vitor belfort and i think oscar would have pulled some casuals in yes i don't know if it if it does what jake paul does or something like that or like even like holy fields or whatever but not holyfield um mike tyson and roy jones but i think oscar is a big enough name but all right let's see if oscar still got it right and uh but what was interesting was um anderson silva fought yeah and he fought teeth ortiz and he knocked out two ortiz and it almost looked like scripted the way that he knocked him out but the way that tito went down it seemed very legit like he seemed like truly concussed did you guys see that i did the clip i didn't see the nagano but um it sets up a really interesting fight i think anderson silva versus jake paul you think so i'll tell you why he wants it yeah yeah they all do i'll tell you why though anderson's i i think jake paul is smart to continue to fight mma guys yeah absolutely because it enrages the mma community and he needs animosity for the interests yeah he has to do the mayweather thing where people are paying to see the guy loose yeah right i think that he'll eventually get more and more fans that want to see him win and knock these people out but a lot of people are going to watch these fights because they want to see him get his ass kicked yeah and anderson when he was the best fighter in the [ __ ] world i think beats anybody but now he's what 48 or something 46. he's up there but he's a nice [ __ ] boxer he just beat hulio cesar chavez jr okay like who was it was a pretty legit boxer in his day so i think what jake needs to do is continue picking away at mma guys and anderson has enough legacy anderson has enough popularity anderson has enough support in the mma community but he also has the boxing pedigree where people be like okay this is going to be the mma guy to take out jake and this way he can continue to drive the wedge with the ufc he gets to talk all the [ __ ] he wants about dana white and fighter pay and all that other stuff i'ma give anderson silva his biggest payday ever just like i gave tyron his biggest pay really enraged the mma community which is the strongest community in fight sports right now get them all to support anderson silver every one of those fighters that came up watching anderson silva thinking he was the greatest fighter that's ever existed there was a time where i think he had [ __ ] won like 10 fights in a row so like he was just unbelievable in his heyday i think that is the next fight to make for jake and similar height and weight they are similar height and weight thing now we're getting into it's not like he's taking advantage of like a small grand small guy tyler woodley smaller than jake but anderson's over six to 185 now jake probably walks around over two anderson will [ __ ] him up and that's what we need people to think i was just watching the highlight of how he caught him yeah great head movement i mean just came around counter hook like that was impressive and comfortable yeah it looks like more boxing than an mma fighter way more that was impressive yeah yeah yeah really comfortable in the pocket which i think could be dangerous for jake because he's able to take advantage of mma guys and not being comfortable in the pocket because if it's an mma fight you only need some part of the fist to touch your head and you're going down yeah so there isn't a lot of that i've been weaving like you're seeing in there whereas boxing it's like you got your gloves kind of covering up you can move around i'm just saying that to me i think jake [ __ ] boxers don't fight tommy fury don't fight any of the boxers fight mma guys with big enough names pedigrees and resumes where the whole mma community is behind them and let that drive the [ __ ] i don't think he wants anderson silva though i i agree it's a tough fight that's a tough fight [ __ ] him you had to go rounds with tyler woodley who's you know he's decent striker but like not amazing yeah anderson silva i think could he got him but he's older guys he's 48 is he 48 at 46. of course 46. to me he looked old and that's where i was like i don't know man i don't know if he's going to hold up he just looked old mm-hmm and the the punch is great but also who's he fighting tito ortiz he's not a boxer is he he was an mma guy also right yeah i know to me i don't know [ __ ] it seemed like a lateral move in the sense that like all right you fought one mma guy who can kind of fight this one's a better striker but also much older and it seemed like a lateral move in that sense yeah the challenge i think needs to seem a little bit bigger for me to see him interested and maybe anderson silver will do it maybe you guys will convince me by the time the fight rolls around i'll buy it again i think if you were a bigger mma fan yeah that's the thing is these mma i was looking at the [ __ ] story as i was researching and these fans were like this is going to be the guy to knock out j and it's like every single fight this guy i can't wait till this guy knocks out jake they are just dying and they're so sure every next guy that gets brought up is going to knock out jake paul and they want it to happen so badly yeah and to your point that's what's going to make money monetize that feeling got it yeah you can't people can't people aren't going to buy a fight they're kind of interested in seeing the outcome off yeah yeah yeah you want to see a [ __ ] get knocked out you're buying this yeah you have to be emotionally invested for 50 bucks yeah that's not nothing yes yes yes yes yes how good is anderson silva's english he pretended to not speak english back in the day right i think he wouldn't have to do the [ __ ] talk with like chelsea he's actually yeah he can speak english he's good could he should talk with jake to build a fight so he's an interesting one because he's never really been a [ __ ] talker that's what i'm saying well but he also trolls big time so he trolls in the fight but i think before he's capable of doing as well so like yeah i don't know i again you you want him to be able to help build the hype for the fight he's gonna have more genuine interest than tyron but tyron the week of the fight really built i wasn't interested until the week of earned his money yep he earned his money he murdered it so what is anderson gonna do to build it up right he's not gonna tap into any like racial division right because while he's a black dude he's a black dude from brazil and they have their own kind of like colorism thing going on yeah um so that's not going to be something that maybe he's not going to go all black lives matter on jake paul or all why are you trying to be hip hop or something like that his issues are completely detached from that yeah so this is gonna be like there's gonna be he's gonna have to really pretend to go i want to beat him for the mma community yeah so you put the respect on strikers from the and i don't even know if he feels that i think he's just like i'm 46 i'm trying to make a few million before i uh finish this fighting [ __ ] and then also how big is that is that like uh audience you're tapping into versus someone else that can just tap into yo i want to smash you like on some racial [ __ ] like on some other things like his name and me his name is yeah maybe me because i was all had ufc right like he was the biggest thing yeah when you were doing probably when you were doing martial arts yeah yeah he was he was the guy the greatest martial artist artists he could do everything he could strike he can get kill you on the ground the defense was [ __ ] phenomenal yeah yeah i'm thinking from jake's perspective he's like all right he's a good fighter he's got hands he's like a champion it's risky and he might not bring much he's not going to bring a ton like let me fight a [ __ ] another basketball tomato yeah like crazy thing and i'll give this up to you isn't this the [ __ ] bout that trump was announcing yes the holyfield one but i mean this is in the sand i think yeah yeah no one's talking about that [ __ ] what's talking about like jake paul has a bigger troll than the ex-president why are you giving it up to me what did i say no just because you said like jake paul's the biggest draw i had this thought too that's crazy jake paul might be saving boxing yeah because not even that just i think mma as it got more and more popular they looked at boxing as like it's this thing we can all do it jake paul is proving you can take elite mma not necessarily strikers but elite mma fighters put them in a boxing ring and then a disney star who's been training at boxing for three years yeah can kick the [ __ ] out of them yeah i think maybe maybe what we were doing with brendan that i was saying that or something like oh yeah but you're 100 percent right anderson was like i have to i'm taking the art of boxing so seriously like they're realizing how different it is it's not like oh we do everything i kick your ass in a boxing match yeah yeah yeah i think connor and floyd we all knew floyd is going to win but some people thought connor would and now we're like yo it's not even the best in the world it's not even the best ever it's a [ __ ] disney store who puts out youtube videos but it's trained for three years can beat an mma guy yeah elite mma fighters exactly so we've been training for when you say you're saving boxing it's not like um you're bringing attention to boxing it's you're putting respect putting skill yeah you're re-establishing respect for the support that was kind of starting to get forgotten as like a second tier ufc they do everything these guys can box who gives a [ __ ] yeah yeah and now it's like not boxing is a different animal it's not something that's just part of the mma package it is its own skill and if you do not train it by itself when fighting somebody within that discipline you will lose even if they have far less fight experience uh than you like way less it doesn't even matter it is its own specific skill it's kind of it's kind of pretty cool yeah it just needs to have like the infrastructure and personalities that the ufc does and they just do that so [ __ ] brilliantly yeah it's really amazing really amazing uh what else we got mark uh can we take a quick break really yes we can i gotta get my iphone charging all right guys we can take a break for a second because some of y'all [ __ ] stink okay y'all really smell bad and you need to change that you need to change that for your girl you need to change that for the fellas you hang out with you need to change that for your shirts your shirts smell you 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tyson podcast i only know him okay not the other small guy yeah i forget his [ __ ] name my bad i'm sorry i forgot your name bro uh but the triple champ says uh you know cause khabib brings it up and then he go the triple chance but don't you think there's certain things you just can't talk trash about you know like religion or someone's mother and it might just takes a second he goes man i just know in this game anything goes and i thought it was really interesting i thought it was really interesting just like in this game anything goes anything [ __ ] ghosts like there aren't rules you know like makes sense to me because he he said he was going to eat people's children yeah he also i mean the guy swindled him but he was managed by don king king promoter anything goes anything else so i think he's also on a certain end when he says anything goes like it's a dirty [ __ ] game on every end so whatever is said it's all [ __ ] but it makes sense that coming up under one of the greatest promoters of all time yeah you're like yeah anything goes this guy will make anything yeah it'd be nice if people didn't talk about your mom it'd be nice if people didn't talk about your religion but the idea that like these things are not allowed it's like people die in the ring dude like you're going in there and a guy he's not trying to kill you but if that's what happens he's okay with that yeah right like if you punch a guy in the face enough and then they end up dying like you're not shocked at that yeah if you're a boxer an mma fighter you know that this has happened many times as he said i've had friends that die in there that's it that's what it is so if if that's what i'm going in thinking i'm not really worried about talking [ __ ] about your religion or your mom yeah it's [ __ ] up yes are there things that are like messed up yes but is there this rule in fight sports that you can't we all know that doesn't exist if anything i would rather you do it to help me kick it into an extra gear so i can win this fight because i'm going to take every [ __ ] inch i could get when we're both fighting essentially for our lives that's the thing like there's certain people like i get more motivated by talking [ __ ] because now i got to back up the [ __ ] talk yeah so sometimes i'll talk [ __ ] just so i put the pressure on myself to to deliver mm-hmm right you know because if i don't talk [ __ ] it's like hey yeah everybody good we're all good friends uh my friend won but he's a good guy [ __ ] that guy that guy hates me i want you to say something to me to let me know that you hate me so that i could wake up at 6 a.m every single day and be training for them you gave me the excuse when i saw connor say he was going to promote dustin's hot sauce i was like oh it's over like yeah it kind of doesn't have a chance yeah you're in business with this guy yeah you don't want to take this guy's head off you want to promote his hot sauce yeah yeah like it's like uh that saying we always say in the pockets like two countries that have a mcdonald's they've never gone to war since they both have a mcdonald's once you guys have like mutual assured income or benefit or business you're not going extra on that man no i mean it might not even be conscious like when you're in that dark like [ __ ] pain cave and you're like do i push through and try to [ __ ] kill this guy my nose is broken i don't feel like it yeah or do i just kind of hope for a decision and sell his hot sauce yeah so talk all the [ __ ] yeah help me fight and like use that term help me fight through that pain cave yeah let me get through this talk all i want you to i want to remember when you said my wife is a towel i want to remember this yeah so now let's [ __ ] go yeah and when i win i win yeah now that is true also guy's name was henry cecuto henry cejudo yeah [ __ ] my bad henry sorry about that my dude you're a [ __ ] beast um yeah let's talk some more deportes we got some uh well we got some we got some football and then we got some tennis you said you want to talk about the 10 i know you're a big tennis fan i'm not a big tennis fan you are no i i i wish i was guys if you're a man that follows tennis at all you're a big fan okay then i'm a big tennis player tennis is basically is baseball to me yeah i think it's like a fan of it it's almost volleyball it is as boring as baseball it's not as bored but it is a girls sport it's because people are actual athletes like tennis is for women these people are actual like they're actually playing a sport where baseball you stand there you're running they're not really athletes they're just like rich people and then finally two poor people joined the sport and they just dominated for the last [ __ ] 20 years actually no one of them wasn't poor only one of them might have been poor maybe venus and serena were related i'm talking about men i don't know one was four is the only one that's interesting no dude i'm telling you if you are a fan of greatness yeah this is the coolest time in maybe any sport ever the three greatest of all time are playing right now in any sport if that was happening you'd be like you have to appreciate this i'm not a big fan of tennis right now but this is the best time to watch no this is oh is this what i felt like in the beginning of the podcast is this what it felt like saying the most boring thing is actually interesting so why are you closeted you can't be close why are tennis why is tennis because if you're watching actually interesting it's far less impressive the three greatest of anything getting a [ __ ] yellow ball over a net yeah yeah but the three greatest of all time are doing it right now at the same time oh oh my god if you lose a tennis ball if you lose a rhino match if he was a ronald magic dead he's taking baby cubs ain't nothing gonna happen yeah yeah yeah okay go back to your little uh the three greatest of all time are playing at the same time if you're watching like all the [ __ ] we're like i would love to see how great are they i would love to see montana and brady you know lead football how great are they like give me an example how great are they so you have tournaments like championships basically yeah the greatest of all time before had 14. okay there are now three guys with 20 each so neither of them is that great no they're the three greatest of all average yeah but they're just like equal no one's dominant like you're basically looking at the least dominant time in tennis you're looking at the most the least dominant it's the least dominant there's three people all dominating the same you got a tie you've got three [ __ ] bronze medals 128 people discover your bronze medalist 128 people enter every tournament one of the same three has won pretty much every time for the last 18 years yeah so nobody's dominant yeah the most dominant time in the history of any sport is right now how do you definitely how many players one person tying all the time yeah there's three players well they're not tied three people are tied they're 20. you got yeah yeah go back and forth that's like having five championships and five championships they're not tying in the nba fight neither of those teams are dominant so the celtics weren't dominant the lakers weren't dominant if they did in other teams the bulls did when the bulls in a row they were dominant but if you're going back and forth with another team neither is dominant that's the least dominant time in history dominant runs at least all the time but keep understanding why you need to do this oh yeah but it's the most dominant time keep doing it it's not just do it keep doing this say what i'm doing this just for comedic value i would i would get in on this because it is kind of exciting yeah but i have to cut your legs most dominant times in the history of tennis yeah yeah most dominant time of men who wear like wrist guards yes yeah absolutely yeah they wear wrist cards oh it's sweaty and it's the greatest of all time now yeah sweat in the eye that's difficult bro yeah yeah you guys are good in the eye and then you gotta play you gotta see a ball like you gotta slide on your sneakers when he sits down 130 miles per hour i think he could trap a rhino with his serve that's your answer yeah joker could kill a rhino with his surf no he couldn't absolutely couldn't yeah [Laughter] his serve in my chest a tennis ball would not hurt me 100 seriously tennis well to the chest wouldn't hurt me we may have a gun that can shoot a tennis ball at the speed of god the ball density is far greater when you're hitting off a week i think we should get this done let's get the gun i don't believe it let's get the guy no it doesn't have it doesn't have the sauce it doesn't have the sauce does it not what a shampoo what a shame and we can't buy it because you can't put on planes anyway go go go go we'll do it at one of the shows it'll be great great celebration keep on going talk about the least dominant time in tennis in history so the most dominant times in the history of any sport is right now do you love it cause it's just white people is it is it you just love watching white athleticism yeah i do enjoy it i do enjoy white excellence there's not enough of it in sports i do personally like to see them for the underdog i do okay okay absolutely yeah so who are the dominant ones there's what is it novak djokovic novak djokovic roger federer doll what rafael nadal raphael daniel nadal you watch f1 so you know all about europeans i love formula one shout out to daniel ricardo winning monza shout out to team mclaren yeah and that's all talk about orlando norris i love you all man keep killing it okay so as a guy who loves europeans you should like tennis yeah yeah yeah no he likes romans he likes romans yeah i mean djokovic isn't from europe dude and like the crazy thing no it's not from europe the crazy thing the three people that are so dominant all three of them lost yeah they lost yeah yeah yeah about domination so so none of them were dominant enough to win the [ __ ] tournament they're all in this tournament and got beat they got your [ __ ] he's looking at you so crazy yeah even the girls right this is something like uh [ __ ] filipino girl yeah great story that story's lit actually yeah she was like number seven anybody dude is poker yeah poker is a [ __ ] and he takes massive skills no it's not a coin between three people because poker you know all three of them lost yeah all three of them lost right after the losers only one of them played in this tournament they couldn't even qualify i thought you just said all three were told they could not qualify two were injured what what injury could you possibly get just doing that tennis elbow that's all it's a [ __ ] cervical diagnosis my elbow hurts from squatting you swat for a living dog yeah if you kill the fly you can play tennis 100 percent dude you watch people drive sad you watch people drive how do you watch that's only impressive to new york this how do you watch football in any way this was so much more impressive than any football okay so go back to your own impressive outside of tom brady yeah no football player impresses me as much as what's happening in tennis right now okay explain it i just did that was it yeah 2003 until now there have been 72 uh majors these three have won 60 of them everybody else is just in there they come they go one guy will get one here there yesterday a guy got one i don't know if he's gonna be good for that long he could be but the same three people for the past 18 years have dominated this sport and then they go back and forth all the time on who's gonna get the record for the most championships ever and it's just a [ __ ] incredible thing to watch and it's almost over two of the guys are dumb old so it's almost over and you should just enjoy if you watch greatness and appreciate greatness just watch tennis right now and enjoy it who's great raphael on the doll but which one of them is great all three of the greatest of all time are you sure that like athletes haven't found real sports and then this is just what's left and they're like these are like the mediocre guys that are all fighting for me could you beat the doll if i could beat him not on clay he's good on clay but i could do that i don't believe in playing on clay like why are we switching the bottoms up like yes why don't you front the money and then put the [ __ ] grass well it's like a racetrack i could beat him at wimbledon you could not beat him at wimbledon i could beat him at wimbledon not wimbledon no chance yeah i could beat him yes yeah he beat roger federer at wimbledon yeah but roger federer is 75 years old he's from no roger federer in his prime roger federer is a swiss [ __ ] he's a swiss [ __ ] i have a problem any time he feels a little bit of adversity he just folds you bend that man right over that's what happened that's not true he's a swiss [ __ ] no he's not he's not he's that's what's [ __ ] he's a swiss [ __ ] or a swiss guy he's a swiss [ __ ] he's a swiss [ __ ] what about nothing what about the doll say what in the doll he's a spanish cook but he's left-handed like just hit it to his other hand no you know what you know how fast he is he just runs around the backhand makes it a forehand not when i head it to him he doesn't have a backhand i just hit him to his backhand done game over this is lightweight why don't they just try to hit them with the serve and then debilitate them like a rhino that's a good idea why don't they just do that they're so powerful exactly they will kill rhinoceros all three of them with their bare hands with their bare hands you can't do it with their bearing into it wrap it on the doll faster than a tiger i'm not even close you just picked i met the guy and then after the mother was tired he'd pick her up put her on the boat too i've met him where in barcelona yeah sort of got in my life when i was living there really so what did you say to him you walked up to him said what no i see what's up did he try to get a picture with you and you're like nah i didn't i didn't i didn't offer him a picture he wasn't as big he wasn't as big four he wasn't as big left arm massive right arm noticeably smaller uncomfortable maybe jerking off maybe that maybe that maybe that that's your god he will kill a tiger right now tell us about this great time in tennis i just did yeah but where was the story yeah what's what what are you trying like got his ass kicked twice in the final came and then he just watched i never seen somebody you should see i've never seen somebody who looks less athletic he looks like he invented ethereum medvedev it's remarkable it's remarkable how the [ __ ] is that an athlete he moves like a [ __ ] gazelle it's not his race move like i could tell crazy so women gazelles are impressive then the way they move yeah okay and if you count them and brought them back rome that would be pretty cool i don't know that would be pretty cool okay but if you tell a story about kidnapping cubs that sucks just making sure we're on the same page let's look at this guy right here this does not look like an athlete he don't look like an athlete that's robbie slovak oh my god robbie slovick won the u.s open that's not bad randy slovik is the us and this guy is number two in the world yeah so he's better than the other two dominant guys come on come on like why are we lying right now i don't have to do a majors major is what matters at the end it's like being a one seed in the regular season yeah yeah that's exactly i actually summed it up perfectly and you just said not because you had no yeah i did i did it it was actually a perfect response okay anything else i feel like i covered it pretty well i will say the chick that won the us open is unbelievable so she went in 18 years old she was 150th beat everyone in the qualifiers didn't drop a set beat everyone in the whole tournament didn't drop a set at 18 was the youngest woman to win the us open came out on top champion new it was the youngest championship of all time and the girl that she was playing was also like ranked 76 or something like that like this was like the underdog tournament well once osaka pulled out and then serena's kind of old and kind of done i really think the women's field is just anybody can win at this point wait how old is you she's 18. yeah okay let's talk about a real sport football is back yeah okay did you watch any football this weekend or am i gonna have to talk us through this you gotta talk us through this but i watched a little bit of the uh uh the final game the last night the rams game yeah i watched a little bit of the rams okay yeah just a little bit of it the final game yeah yeah i was like whatever the last game was i put that [ __ ] on i was like all right i gotta go out and get someone to eat yeah but i put it on it was fine you know yeah it's week one it's too early to really say anything crazy but i think the saints could be good and it's kind of a testament to the coach of the saints because jameis winston is the quarterback yeah you guys remember james winston it was a bum at tampa bay yeah and now he went fsu legend though fsu legend but then was a bum for the bucks i mean he would throw like 30 touchdowns but then have like 30 interceptions crazy his teammates didn't really respect him yeah but then he went to new orleans studied under drew brees for a year and then his first start he won the starting job five touchdowns yeah but on 150 yards five touchdowns is five touchdowns is it yeah it's not i guess it's not let me not say it's as impressive as 350 yards let the running back take you down the field and then you throw your little five yard touchdown that kind of is all they need if you're the saints who have a [ __ ] incredible defense you just need to not if your jam is winston and your problem has always been throwing way too many picks yeah if you're throwing five touchdowns yeah and you don't have interceptions that's basically letting him throw less and they dominated the packers who again week one anything can change yeah but the packers were coming in as like oh they're probably going to make it to the super bowl yeah yeah and they just [ __ ] destroyed them yeah why did the packers suck so much was was aaron rodgers they just looked like they got to him like you didn't have protection and that's the main thing if you're i don't care what quarterback you are including the homes in the super bowl if you don't have protection you're not going to do well yeah no quarterback can overcome that it doesn't matter how good you are truly does not matter and he had two i think rookie starting on the line so he just got destroyed but also i would remind people this and we're supposed to talk football but week one last year the bucks got destroyed by the saints and then they got destroyed by them again midway through the year and then in the playoffs they beat the but they beat the saints there's any bitterness of the old uh rogers signing late yeah rogers also demanded a trade or no he said he would retire if he didn't get traded and then didn't get traded he showed up anyway had a press conference that he's kind of like aired out all his grievances was real weird yeah he's a weird dude but again it's week one so like we're supposed to talk about it but there's not much to take from week one any team impressive any rookie impressive the saints impressed me the rookies i'm sure some rookies played well the quarterback struggled i think like the number one overall pick uh whose name escapes me right now plays for jacksonville trevor lawrence trevor lawrence yeah he threw a couple nice passes but he has no line he's gonna get [ __ ] demolished there's an interesting stat that was going around about him this was his first regular season loss ever like in high school he didn't have a regular season loss in college he didn't have a regular season lost maybe he goes back to like middle school or pop warner but that's not i guess like see regular season but like sanctioned football games this is his first regular season that's crazy that's kind of nuts yeah that's nuts pretty impressive and the quarterback was supposed to be the worst out of all of them mac jones he looked pretty good he's a mobile little white guy interesting he's not he can't run for like 50 yards but he can move within the pocket and get out of trouble and they he didn't look bad they lost yeah uh the jets guy everybody says he's going to be good but they got beat by sam darnold who they got rid of yeah who they got rid of he had a pretty good game against him but again it's week one we'll see what happens it was fun it's just fun to have football back are people over daniel jones um yeah yeah yeah daniel jones is he's people were confused when they picked him in the first place at number six everybody's like why the [ __ ] are you doing this he had a good first year this is the weird thing when we were when i first started watching football it took a quarterback like three years usually to get good because they came from such a different system in college now colleges are throwing it all over the place so i think a lot of times these guys come in and do great their first and second year and then the league figures them out and then they struggle more and more and more yeah so it's a little reverse of what it used to be interesting any other game that really like stood out to you the cowboys game and bucks game obviously the cowboys lost we all knew they would it was tom brady i don't know but they looked good yeah was was yeah good [ __ ] incredible yeah but you also this is if you don't win it doesn't really matter and the cowboys will do this they'll play up to their competition and then down to the competition the coolest [ __ ] though was they drove down the field kicked a field goal to take the lead with like a minute and a half left and then they just showed one shot of brady and he just looked he watched the field go through the uprights nods his head once puts on his helmet and then it's like this is what this is what i do every other quarterback you see in that situation is running the line of scrimmage and doing all these motions i literally saw brady do this once he walks he does this it's just like the most calm like whatever he's signaling is not a [ __ ] frantic thing the most calm guy in the pocket and then the last one of the last plays the coordinator sends him a call and then he just says no he just shakes his head then he sends another call and just says no and then he sends a call he likes like a [ __ ] pitcher but he's like no i don't like your call no quarterback does that in that situation especially clock is running down you're trying to figure it out you just no usually when there's less than two minutes um are they taking calls if it's like an incomplete pass maybe yeah when the clock is stopping the clock stops there'll be a chance if they go out of bounds but otherwise the clock is running it's just on branches he just walks so [ __ ] calmly he's so aware of everything like to watch someone just have mastery of anything is always cool i think and he has complete mastery of football yes it's crazy yes yes yes yeah he's a i mean it's just crazy to see man like he could very well win another ring i would love it dude i would love it he is probably the greatest athlete of all time to me yeah it's yeah it's hard to say i think we've said it on the podcast before because we we assume athleticism has something to do with like running fast jumping high um but he's none of those qualities no yet he excels at athletics yeah and probably the hardest position in the hardest sport to excel at consistently yeah so he must be the greatest athlete of all time greatest sportsman are he's the best at sports but now we're just creating that caveat because he's not very athletic which just makes him more impressive you know like if they're like magic johnson was not very athletic but he was the best [ __ ] athlete in the nba or he was the best nba player right larry bird wasn't quicker than anybody he wasn't fast through and jumping out of the [ __ ] gym he was jogging to his spot hitting the three posing up great pass he's not athletic yeah yeah maybe we got to reconfigure our perception of athleticism yeah it's like instead of the way he processes actual vision lines being able to see what you have to see as a quarterback i know what you're saying with sportsman right because what you're doing is just like saying his greatness within his sport exceeds other people's greatness within their sports right but athlete we're tied to literally just like uh genetically fast twitch michael phelps [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah yeah but yeah just yeah just he is it man it's pretty imagine jordan left the bulls and then won another ring without phil guys yeah can i tell you something about brady that i think you like right i was having dinner at the uh neil last night neil brennan and uh he was telling a story i think like seth meyers told him about uh when brady did snl so seth goes and he's like uh are you uh are you nervous at all and uh brady looks in 100 seriously he goes for this wow that's a fire squad dog he's the goat of goats and he goes and uh and then it's like really funny is like he's like and why would he literally an ambulance comes to his job because somebody should end up in the ambulance that's so funny right like it's such a great day and it's so true and i love how you just like i know you wrote like comedy is important to us we love comedy but the fact that he could look at it like it's like a a clown posse yeah you guys are just clowns right like what are you juggling like you didn't even know what it is like in his mind and i guess in order to dedicate your life to it it has to be the most important yeah in his mind football is the pinnacle i assume yeah right yeah that maybe family and football is that is there's nothing greater than that yeah and you have to have that type of vision in order to dedicate yourself so anything outside of it he doesn't give a flying [ __ ] yeah sure he'll wear some stupid boots sure he'll do a commercial for subway and in the commercial admit he doesn't even eat bread yeah like it's unbelievable like he is so great that just attaching him to a brand that he doesn't use still makes you want to [ __ ] with the brand i'll buy subway are we gonna buy sneakers from oscar stories yeah i know he took two years off but jordan didn't take the wizards anywhere the bucks are the wizards they were they had one championship sure but like this is always a shitty franchise they just are they're just [ __ ] losers through and through he gets to their the first year yeah they go from not even making the playoffs to now we won the super bowl and it was kind of cool to see i think basketball is different it's like you have one player has more of an impact on the game than one player in football that's what you would think and that's what makes it more impressive that he takes the bucks from not even playoffs yeah i think it makes you win the super bowl yeah but they also is a team around them it's not like he's the one person who came on i think i think what you're saying makes absolute sense and just to make uh akash's argument is because one person has so much less of an ability to change the team if you can imagine how great you must be yes i think that's what he's trying to do he's a culture like in and of himself yeah but if he was the one person they brought to the team after the team was trash i'd give you that but what if he's got a squad around him but what if he's able to make those players that are might be uh a little bit problematic on other teams fall online oh yeah i'm not saying he's not great though like we're pulling i understand what you're like and i i kind of agree with you like what i saw jordan do is just different fundamentally than what i've seen brady do but like i do give it up for brady does i mean jordan does things that your body that you're my exactly comprehend the body period that's what an athlete is it's like you're the best at that and you win yeah but if you don't do that you're not an athlete if if tom brady winner had cam newton's athleticism there'd be no question question who the greatest athlete of all time was yeah if tom brady looked like i can't believe i'm forgetting well you can even say russell wilson but i was going to say the guy from uh the uh baltimore ravens uh oh lamar jackson lamar jackson if tom brady had lamar jackson's athleticism there'd be no question even if he didn't run out of the pocket yeah but if you just knew that he could at any point in time michael vicks yeah there'd be no question but because he has the athleticism of a [ __ ] substitute teacher it is so hard for you and me to go he's the greatest athlete yeah it's like something else is going on here and they didn't add crazy pieces around him when he got there like gronk fournette antonio antonio antonio bryant come on antonio brown didn't even really play until the playoffs last year and then he caught one touchdown in the super bowl and that was brady and brady loves that guy and looks out for him now now they are cooking and now he's cooking this year but gronk was retired didn't really have a great game until the super bowl and he just did it dude you i think told me this he was texting the team before the super bowl every day at the exact same time we in all caps will win there's a leadership component so like the greatness that like i really value yeah yeah brady where it's like he's the best leader like guys want to be around him and he wants to like be a shepherd of these [ __ ] guys whereas like you hear people talk about jordan they're like so [ __ ] nightmare i didn't want to be a part of it i wanted to leave like leonard fournette got cut by whoever directed him then came to the bucks and had it then it was good antonio brown yeah jaguars yeah antonio brown was people were like he's not worth the [ __ ] trouble came struggled at first but then in the super bowl in the biggest moment brady's like i'll find you we're good we just know what he was capable of though yeah i mean he was arguably the best wide receiver in the game so it's not like they had nothing and he was out of the league for a year and a half you know what i mean like all these things it's just in the same way we give jordan like credit for of course he's not as good on the wizards he wasn't in the league for two years antonio brown wasn't in the league for two years basically and then he went to the bucks and then was well if we can uh transition to talk about real sports for a second yeah uh yeah e-gaming right let's call it gaming is that what the kids are calling it yes fortnight yeah fortnite epic games uh has won a lawsuit against apple i don't know how that's [ __ ] possible good for them you don't take down apple no also the fbi couldn't beat apple in a lawsuit right fbi was like can we get up in these phones they're like go [ __ ] yourself yeah well epic games who makes fortnite was trying to get some bread on the side right apple's a dealer apple's like yo if you want to sell drugs you got to do it over here in in amsterdam yeah right and as long as you sell drugs on my [ __ ] block you got to give me 30 yeah and that's 30 of whatever comes in and their block is the apple store so apple don't give a [ __ ] if you got spotify or if you got any of these other apps because they know they're getting 30 of whatever comes in on that apple store and then epic games fortnite was basically like yo but we want to sell some [ __ ] within the game they already got it from you when you bought it but you don't need to take what happens in the game like we already got this valley yeah like why are you taking 30 that's a little crazy right and they tried to set up their own little um i guess like uh e-commerce business like almost like economy within the game you get to buy i think v bucks they're called or something like that i got to look up the exact name and apple was like nah you cutting that [ __ ] down if you selling [ __ ] over here we get a percentage right right and this is like the digital game currency that people use like by the sleeves and stuff for characters etc right it's really the first crypto when you kind of think of it yeah it just doesn't fluctuate in the same way but it's a fake currency that you can use to buy nothing buying real things to the consumer well yes cryptos like nfts are real things yeah you know what i mean yeah okay in a way right so uh so they suddenly i guess a [ __ ] judge sided with them and this is this is kind of big because now all these apps that were giving up 30 of whatever they made within the game to apple now they're all going to come out and be like okay we're going to sell our [ __ ] this hurts apple i'm curious actually what happened to their stock price after this i would assume people are like [ __ ] that's going to hurt their bottom line a good amount interesting they just lost not 30 of income but a decent chunk of income because that's their whole business strategy apple i think their whole thing is like we're going to lean into the apple store yeah or the app store rather we don't give a [ __ ] about like creating these different devices like we don't care about apple music as much as we care about the store because we'll just get a piece of everybody's thing we'll own the internet landscape and then whatever happens here we'll get a little bit of it so now we don't like a mafia boss exactly i don't need to find my own hustles i just need you to find hustle and it'll make it i don't want to make a restaurant to compete with you i get a piece of every restaurant yeah yeah apple's down three and a half percent interesting five days interesting so i don't know i don't know what do y'all think what is the i think it's a valid case it was a little wild like you i didn't once you explained it i was like yeah you shouldn't get money on the in-app purchases no just because they're using they use the apple store to buy it you get your kickback but now it's my app no you don't get that money like apple made the avenue for you to purchase this game i eat off that yeah you wanted some [ __ ] to do outside hey find a way for them to buy your game without going through my app store well here's the thing that's interesting they said that you couldn't even uh include links and stuff within your app that would take you outside of the app store for you to make those purchases so they started like kicking out all those links where they could do like in-game purchases because they're like nah fam you're gonna we're gonna make sure we eat on anything that comes over here i think it's i don't know like i understand apple because they're like hey listen we're going to create the marketplace we're going to put a lot of money into the marketplace and it's going to be so easy for people to buy your games we're going to make it so simple for them you got to protect it against hackers against this and that there's a ton of maintenance and i just think i just think the number is too high 30 what that's just they got greedy what if it's like 30 of the app and then once you're in game it's 10 percent i don't think any of them are balking at 10 but when you go 30 and it's already in the game 30 percent of in-app i don't even uh thirty percent of the app i don't mind yeah you buy the app yeah i take thirty percent you get once you're inside take a smaller cut actually and if it was ten most apps are free so they can't make money so i'll be like fine if my app is free and you get ten percent of in-app purchases it's fine but 30 no it seems egregious right and that's the thing what is it what is it if without the apple store is 30 or nothing that's true and they're hosting your ship for free right they're not charging nothing to host they're hosting and then if your game happens to blow up you got to pay off but all the games that don't blow up they're just taking that on the [ __ ] arm yeah but it's like monopolistic type [ __ ] like it's them or android and basically you're saying we're not gonna let you have any other way on our phone yeah so you're going to have to give it to me are you trying to say that apple's like a shrewd businessman yeah i'm saying america is going to fight against any monopolistic [ __ ] so you're not going to have a ballad yeah yeah we will fight against a monopolistic practice if it hurts the consumer that's what i've realized about us like there's no question like amazon is a monopolistic practice but it helps the consumer yeah so all we really care about is ourselves right if we're sitting back at home and we get to get the you know the package right if we get to get the [ __ ] package delivered right to our door instead of going across the street to buy the book at barnes noble and it's cheaper and it's cheaper we'll do it it's just so weird though like for example there's i have the amazon app on my phone and i bought i got the amazon app for free and then i downloaded a virtual book on the amazon app and i read the book but i paid money to amazon for it even though it's hosted on apple servers you know what i mean so like is hosted on apple service break that part down or like the app like the amazon app like the kindle app is on amazon servers amazon server i'm sorry it's on apple like i bought it through the app store guy gotcha so the book that money yeah so i did an in-app purchase through the app store and 30 of that goes to apple uh is that i'm gonna right right yeah so now i'm wondering is the is the precedent that amazon could come back and say yo we're not giving you anything well that's why this is a big deal yeah because once one company's like they're getting 30 of every purchase so like even if i buy something through the like amazon store if i buy groceries on the amazon app that's what i'm wondering that's going to happen and then my question is crazy that's another question why are all you're getting 30 of everything yeah that seems crazy on top of that all these guys push their app if i was losing 30 of every in-app purchase i'd be like now you could buy this [ __ ] i would go so far on the right web server they couldn't profit because the food that you buy at whole foods yeah is not priced differently on amazon when you buy it right yeah right it's not like there's a 30 hike that they could pay over they can't afford to give 30 so there has to be something else going on that's what i'm wondering or each company negotiates their own deal right and amazon is like you're going to give this to us for nothing and apple's like you're right about that or i wonder if there's a virtual product thing where like if it's a virtual product that exists in your store and there's no competition like it only exists in your app then we get something whereas but that's where i wonder with like the virtual book like i'm buying a virtual book there's no way amazon gets 30 or apple is 30 yeah yeah yeah it just seems so weird but like airbnb i'm putting money into this yeah the apple's not getting any of it they have to get something yeah that's the business model the cut varies per day yeah okay varies by the company that's what you work out so like they get 30 of many digital in-app purchases yeah so this is so what this is really a negotiation for the percentage they know eventually they're going to get some sort of cut and they can't risk it being kicked off the apple like app store because they'll lose too much money anyway so they're like all right you're going to take a smaller percentage it's just interesting if they won the lawsuit then they don't have to pay any percentage right well if apple tries to kick them out of the thing then couldn't they just go back to the same judge and say they kicked us out now i think you're allowed to i think apple's just allowed to put whoever they want on there yeah you know at the end of the day it's a private business it's not like it's a utility or something like that right but uh i would love to see apple's next move yeah they appeal they settle outside of court and then they can't use that as the precedent yeah for the future [ __ ] because if it's decision uh so i bet you they try to repeal the decision yeah and then they'll settle outside and the precedence thing is interesting like explain precedence so basically like if a judge rules on something to my knowledge then it can be used as a precedent for future cases so other companies can go look at the decision that happened right there we want the same ruling we want this as if they settle outside even if it's the decision that the judge would have put forward it doesn't matter it can't be applied and they can put like ndas in there we'll all find out what it is yeah but legally speaking legally speaking there is no presence for them to do it i don't know it's just it's kind of interesting it's like i know we put out the [ __ ] episode the nfts are gay whatever like that and like they don't exist uh they're not real but the more that i've been like just kind of like digesting content understanding like what things are like how humans interact with things something doesn't have to be real for us to believe it is like we make things real and we ascribe value to things that do not have value right and we do this all the time and i think that nft jump is the first time we've done this to something that isn't actually there right so it's like uh a jordan sneaker is has no more value than like a regular air max sneaker right in terms of like the material used the value is added and it's us it's the marketing of us believing in jordan and valuing jordan or it's the value of us believing other people think jordan's cool so now we do right whatever we decide is real becomes real and has value you've seen this happen with diamonds you see everybody says oh the diamonds trade is so controlled and that's why even if they let all the [ __ ] diamonds out diamonds would still have some value because of what we've put onto it we've created the romanticism of like oh you must be engaged with a diamond and putting on a girl's dress so even if you flooded the market in the same way that they flooded the market with money during the pandemic even if you release a [ __ ] stimulus of diamonds how much did that stimulus really affect the value of the dollar it's shocking how there's not tons of inflation there should be so much inflation for the injection of capital that they put in our economy okay the fact that there was something that there's such a minute amount lets you know that this game is really just a confidence game once we just go as long as there are more goods than there is money to buy money will maintain a currency will it maintain its value right and i'm assuming they calculated that of course like they're giving away money being like we can inject x amount and mitigate inflation by this amount yes but also the most important thing is we got to stop looking at economy as like you have this many things you're rich right it's really how many things are you buying because when you think about it when the pandemic hit it's not like there was less money in the economy it's not like we took money and burned it when the pandemic came it was the same amount of money there it was it's a consumption that shrunk yeah so they flooded the economy so that where there would be more consumption and that is what's really fueling consumption and consumer confidence and that's what's happening with the nfts right it might not be real but as long as the consumption is there and the consumer confidence is there all of a sudden it just becomes whatever [ __ ] real is right so it's like i don't know i'm seeing this like nft like hustle going on what i really think it is is a way to like pump and dump ethereum but you can't just say hey buy ethereum i mean some of it is some of it right right uh not to speak in like complete extremes but like you can't say buy uh buy these nfts and then people go how do i do it oh you have to buy ethereum to do it okay now ethereum goes up it's a worthy investment if you're somebody who is a ethereum billionaire very worthy investment to give some some popular figures in social media 50 million dollars to go buy nfts with and then ethereum goes up 10 and you only have to spend two percent of your ethereum to get an eight percent return anybody does that every day of the week but the fact that people are starting to buy into it and believe the hype and want to have an nft and want to make it their profile picture this could be a real thing you know it's like it's like your belief in crypto right you may know more than the average person about like what makes these different cryptos valuable barely if at all barely right but you believe people believe that's all i believe yes i believe people will believe and that's all that matters yeah you know what i'm saying like if you're the [ __ ] like if you're the leader of a country and you maybe are not religious but you believe people believe please believe you're going to use that religion to control some people yeah right and that is [ __ ] crypto and that is for these nfts i will never understand the x's and o's of pretty much anything but i think i know people and i think i know people are gonna continue to believe in nfts at a larger clip continue to believe in bitcoin at a larger clip i just i could very well be wrong but these are these are my hunches i look it looks as if your hunters are right my hunch was and maybe i'm way more conservative with investing in things that i can't actually control but my hunch was like the fcc or somebody's going to come in here and knock this [ __ ] all out that's a fear i have still but you know what should kind of make you feel a little bit better i think enough rich people are invested yeah and rich people dictate the economic policy yeah not the fcc rich people go hey buddy i got i'm up 50 on my crypto you know whatever person who runs the [ __ ] you know monetary policy in america and the rest of the western country hey we're not getting rid of these [ __ ] coins okay yeah it's not hurting anybody i'm up 50 i'd like to keep that [ __ ] money so the the more invested when visa buys an nft like the more invested the institutions get in crypto the more [ __ ] real and safe it becomes it's kind of crazy even though we all know it's a farce it's nothing yeah but it [ __ ] in my mind couldn't walk me through how this conversation didn't happen with the dollar hundreds of years ago i maybe in the 70s because before that you could get gold right uh okay okay and then once they remove the gold standard it's like what do you but here's the thing can you ever remove a gold standard if i can just buy gold with dollars um i mean yeah because then it's not pegged yeah each thing is is varying and you can theoretically dollar could fluctuate when you flip the same argument for bitcoin is like if how fake is bitcoin if i could sell a bitcoin for 45 000. there's a consumer for it yeah and then the idea is eventually like they either remove the marketplace or enough people feel like you can't sell it like it's made illegal in enough places where it's like okay it's only legal in el salvador i don't think they got enough rich [ __ ] in el salvador to buy the rest of our [ __ ] i'm just saying the investment in consumer confidence no matter what it is a [ __ ] nft a sleeve in a video game a [ __ ] podcast whatever the people find valuable if enough people find it valuable it becomes real it doesn't matter if you like it or not we might not like bts or that [ __ ] k-pop band we might not understand it if enough people like it that is popular music yeah enough people wear baggy jeans that is the thing like all fashion is is confidence and what people are doing and it's like enough taste makers doing a thing yeah what fat it's nft it's like enough we were taking this in the car value jeans should be more expensive than skinny jeans because it takes more material if we're just getting going off of the material they should cost more when they're not cool they cost less when they are cool they cost more right it's the consumer confidence that dictates the price tie fashion to this it's like every new fashion that's ever come around like now when skinny jeans first came i was like this looks so [ __ ] stupid this looks unbelievably stupid now i'm using skinny jeans i'm looking at baggy jeans like that looks so [ __ ] stupid what was i thinking when i was what the [ __ ] is that that's not a thing yeah but that's that's what this bitcoin [ __ ] was to me is what the [ __ ] is that's not so stupid it's gonna go away right it's gotta go away look what they do with fashion like when they wanna make something cool i'm sure the companies reach out to the influencers they're reaching out to bieber they're reaching out to ariana they're reaching out to all these different people they're hey we would love to put the kardashians we want to put you in our stuff and then all of a sudden the rest of us see that and they go i guess this is the new cool thing that's no different than crypto yeah you know what i mean like how do i get the influencers if i'm someone who runs crypto not runs but a big time investor i'm from the winklevosses i'm going how do i get these market makers to be invested yeah how do i explain to a logan paul how do i explain to i'm not talking about pompliano right because pompano is going to feed the people who are really into crypt already ashton kutcher and his wife how do i get ashton how do i get exactly like the the casuals to be into it and they've done it [ __ ] they've done it well and maybe this is a 20-year process i don't know how long you know the coins have been around but like it's just it's just amazing how we can just make something literally out of nothing he said watching dove truffle in person this was absolutely phenomenal okay this was absolutely phenomenal all right i didn't even know it was happening until it was the middle of it like you know when like you don't pay attention when you're girls talking then you're halfway through a story you're like all right well i gotta figure this yeah he's committed to a huge trip and yeah don't name the store so we can go back no no i'm naming the store because it's that much better so you know ame yeah yeah i'm a leon uh great store i love this stuff um we're going we're going i'm like actually they have a [ __ ] the best coffee in the city i mean it's like called like it's like the 217 or something like that it's at the ame store in nolita it's the best coffee there's a specific one it's called the 217 or something like that yeah cafe leon yes yes it is the best i'm being honest it's like boujee it's a [ __ ] hypebeast clothing store no i'm talking about you and your coffee [ __ ] oh yeah oh we got to get the pink blue bottle or whatever [ __ ] you yeah like go to starbucks why are you adding another color dog it was like oh let's go let's get some fancy [ __ ] had enough colors that just comes in a glass starbucks caught up in price yeah what firebox is expensive now do you order the same copy like come on you're so bougie bro all right so boom so we out here and we go to the and we go there and i'm just standing outside i want there's a uh we walk up to like the cafe part and she's like oh there's actually uh the line over there the line is [ __ ] huge just to get a coffee it's fashion week everybody's in the city people want to hang out the whole thing you're not gonna stand for that we're not gonna save the line i turn around dove is talking to this guy the guy walks over to me he goes hey this is andrew uh and he was here can i get you guys anything but oh yeah we'll have these coffees order gets us the table and we're sitting down i'm like what just happens he goes i'll be honest with you uh i've never met that guy in my life i go what the guy walked us over and he said oh great seeing you he goes i was like how did you [ __ ] pull this off he just knew that the guy was the guy for the store like he was like the manager he thought he was like the owner but he just knew he was walking around there and he walked up to him as if he should know him so he walked up and he goes he goes i just started saying buzz words right he goes i just walked up he goes he says hey man how are you we just got back in town man we're doing these shows over at the fillmore in detroit and milwaukee but it's good to be back stuff is crazy right now just preparing for this special and everything like that but how are you man and the guy doesn't want to not say he doesn't want to not know a person that seems like they should be known yeah everybody fault like you ever have somebody like act like they know who you are not even act like they know who you are and you're like oh we're friends but not in a famous way like i'm not pretending right now it's also drew i recognize this name it's awesome yeah actually you didn't name drive it's a little nice it's also a fashion week you might not have known me but it was the name dropper you can't if you imagine there's all kinds of important [ __ ] walking around fashion so it was like extra confidence it was like it was like that scene in hitch but for truffles instead of [ __ ] yes so i was i i would do this in vegas to like door guys right but this was so audacious because it was like this is somebody that you're going to see you're going to go shop at this place like anymore probably even like now it's like a real connection so the guy it [ __ ] perfectly works he just acted as if the person should know him but without going like hey how are you more just like uh yeah we just got back in attack like you're almost finishing a sentence from the last time you spoke yeah and the guy fell right into it let's just cut the [ __ ] line get to the seat you're not afraid of the rejection because in my mind the guy's going to look at me and go do i know you say what you said this was great first of all you guys understand with all my girl successes i'm not afraid of rejection because of the amount of times i've been rejected in my life is stellar high number you have to get rid of that party how many how many i mean are we in the quadruple digits he doesn't even shoot us a shooter bro he's like you don't feel i don't feel like i got rejected they just haven't antoine was covered yet yeah they just don't know okay but go on what were the girls are coffee no no the coffee but you no there was a specific thing that you said you were like i'm putting him in the position where he doesn't want to let me down yeah he he i want i want to believe that he's like excited that i'm there now or just so he's connected and and we're just finishing whatever last conversation we had so like or at a club or walking in a door you want me in that club john you want me in that coffin so impressive we go out last night in uh milwaukee and and granted it's milwaukee he's not new york but still we just any place we went to long-ass line and we just like sick dove on him like duff go get him we just they're off on the side and just watch wait for the come on over so what's the strategy two places we just walk right into that okay that was for the girls so that was something else so we had our little stickers our little backstage passes from the pabst venue and it was like on my leg when we're walking up i'm like you know it's al it's he's got the this guy he's tom brady al super smart people that walk next to me i'm like stay the [ __ ] away from me and let me look like the [ __ ] jewish manager i moved this sticker to like my shirt so i know that it's an eye line for them i'm like what's this little badge that says all access and blah blah blah start shooting with but you got to hit them quick and you can't wait in line it's like you gotta he's talking to someone you gotta interrupt that conversation and i kind of put a little fear in my eyes like oh my god i'm keeping out waiting right there and al does it perfectly he and derek are chatting up vala's even playing the part with a cigarette in the corner and they just need to stand in their little thing be seen and then i'll call you when you're ready and then that's it legend legend and do you have a different strategy for everybody every time i like you you make it up for you you gotta sometimes i can be tough sometimes you were on the phone i was handling this hotel oh yeah yeah it was funny it was just all just be different folks but my intentions we're when i was a kid like my mom would like she get a parking ticket i was like 12. go get this parking ticket go look like a victim pretend i don't speak english but no persians and i'll get shout out to persians listening the the persians were the some of the original trufflers and my policy is like i've never stolen anything but i'll like get in i'll get a hookup this is i'll do whatever this is how you learn it you exist in a place la where everybody is trying to get uh clout and connectivity to fame like everybody in la i don't care if you're the [ __ ] door guy the pilates instructor i don't care if you run a [ __ ] cycling class everybody there wants to be famous and they think that they're this close to fame and once somebody's presented with the feeling as if they could be that close they'll do anything so that guy at the door that's not their dream the guy that even the bouncers there yeah right like everybody there they feel like they're this close so if you give them that access point and you make them feel as if they should they'll do anything to fulfill that prophecy right and that's the vegas thing the vegas people like i'm sure you're doing [ __ ] incredible in vegas vegas people they meet thousands of people every single week so if you go up to a door guy in vegas and act like he should know who you are and say the right things why would he not believe that you guys have met and that he showed you the night of your life hmm why would he not but there's no way that you aren't that person just walking right up to him dude great to see you my man yeah we're back unfortunately he's poker tournament or unfortunately you know a summer league whatever and then he just does this buzzword stuff which is so great he's not even saying sentences he's just saying the things that are going on yeah netflix has us back out here again and i gotta get the [ __ ] guys literally netflix this yeah we have this blah blah the team is everything like that so i'm taking out a couple guys from the team and everything like that but yeah so whatever boom and then you're in good to see are we good to go there's something yeah another thing i've never greased one door guys this is my entire this is that's great so the back to the la thing it's like i'm 20 21 i'm going out you pay the door guy you pay every time every time and it sets your tone differently what you need to do is find your way you shouldn't be in there that's why you're paying yeah you shouldn't go you're tipping him to let someone who shouldn't be in there be in there yeah if you're not tipping the door guy and he lets you in he goes he must be it god why did i make him wait it's my job to make sure guys like this are in so find a way to get in i wish you and once you're in don't make an exit focus on the exit with the person that you know is going to be in the next time it's the promoter it's not usually the bodyguard but like or the the bouncer but like a promoter that's there there's a way to have that chat get to know them what they're all about like what's their other side hustle and it's connected to something that you do just that one minute conversation in an organic way will serve you for a year at that club that's all it takes so you always you do the hustle on the way out now it's just getting in there with how good you guys sell you know what i mean like you would think you'd convert more people and get them on they don't want to convert yeah they know they're because those have been around each other like we need to confine this to people we love and we're closer to the chosen people you can't have more chosen people but yeah who can they take advantage of they need the goys and the muslims around there so they could be like hey jeffrey how you doing it's good to be back let me trick this dumb [ __ ] christian to let me into the club we go to another spot and it was like even though it was a huge spot it was packed but there wasn't much of a line and he looked disappointed he didn't have to try it he was disappointed he was like [ __ ] well then shout out to that place oh trinity trinity we have they actually that all recognized flagrant respect yeah they hooked us up i'm about to piss myself guys is there anything else biden came out and he gave some rules on i have them down here because i don't want to get them wrong but a vaccine mandate all federal employees local government state employees have to get the vaccine no options and then i believe at a certain size company you either have to get the vaccine companies with more than 100 workers require vaccination or weekly testing i like that they do or weekly testing i like yes there's something different about like forcing someone to have something in their body yes and just taking a test to make sure that you don't have it yeah correct i like that as an option yeah they should have made it limited fake like is limited like with the diamonds they should have did that with the vaccine everybody would have that that's what they were saying earlier rushing to get that [ __ ] yeah yeah you have white people going together you [ __ ] no but i'm just saying how you are you against yourself listen have you listened to his pockets say one thing completely refuted yeah man it's a trash animal i'm imagining this sucks like getting animals to is wait for it to be baby snatch it from the mom and then you just put that [ __ ] in the boat you throw one baby out of some [ __ ] it's dumb easy this is the easiest way to think of what it took to think of that son you don't got nothing to do you don't got the internet you want instagram all you gotta do is dealt today nose bleed free [ __ ] [Applause]

Channel: Flagrant 2

Views: 485,245

Rating: 4.8224735 out of 5

Keywords: andrew schulz, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, stand up, flagrant 2, sports, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, near me, jokes, interviews, akaash singh, alexxmedia, alexx media, alex media, eddin, eddin media, Thankyoueddin

Id: Q6sRPhCKxj8

Length: 163min 23sec (9803 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 14 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Pathunir_88]

Andrew forgetting people were boiling water with the sun in 2000 BC LOL

[u/EliteVZN]

I enjoyed Akaash and Alex challenging Schulz’s Animal Roman takes lol They had Schulz pissed off he was staring at Dov for help 😂

[u/sincerelyjxyded]

Oh brother I see the boys brought their knee pads for the Paul brothers again

[u/glorifyi]

Agree with Alex and Akaash, the people didn’t drink water until the industrial revolution shit is the dumbest thing that’s ever come out of Andrew’s mouth 😂😂 He was so confident about it too.

[u/omgomgwtflol]

Any time boxing or MMA comes up, it turns into jerking off Jake Paul

[u/Zlop820]

Post Malone was in a metal band before he ever started rapping.

[u/Cabald]

These dumb fucks talking about boxing and MMA is worse than the pandemic.

[u/-escuchame-]

wish they had time markers on the episodes... Could've done without that 35 minute intro to Roman water advisory in the year 27

[u/wzrdfelipe]

Akaash shut up about football. Repeats what he hears acts like it’s his take. Andrew i was researching the Roman Empire, fucking dork