Ruin your life in 30 Seconds or LESS (pt2)

[Music] i have to apologize listen i got a little aggressive there at the beginning but i'm just i'm excited because we're back with a brand new episode of brain worms at least that's what i've coined it in fact that led box right there says brain worms on it so that's about as official as it gets this might as well be a goddamn netflix special some of you might recall i uploaded a video a few weeks ago called ruin your life in 30 seconds or less in which we looked at some individuals who are unable to exercise restraint and poise when they're in public you're coming closer they start acting a fool and naturally someone pulls out a cell phone goes up on the internet goes viral and you know how the rest goes now 2020 has taken a lot from us it has wilford brimley regis philbin rest in peace our ability to leave the house during the summer without thinking we're going to get coveted aids and melt into a puddle of piss on the asphalt but if there's one thing it has given us in spades it is idiots acting a fool in public and i'm not saying i like it i mean it's entertaining sure but it's simultaneously tragic to watch the human race just circle in the drain after covet apparently hit the flush button hold on a second anyways let's buckle up burger king kevin get the [ __ ] out of here before i get her put in jail for the rest of her life you're gonna get you're gonna get her put in jail for the rest of her life for sir sir let me remind you sir this this is a burger king now as always zero context to what's going on this is a 13 second clip but we come in in the heat of the moment we don't know what's got kevin bugged out here in the burger king did his fries come out cold did they run out of salt did someone say something about his mother from behind the counter we don't know but let's see where he takes it oh [ __ ] a vicious open palm slap to the face god almighty look at that uh hey guys i wish this was a joke but i uploaded the video with the slap in it and uh it got demonetized for violence in harmful or dangerous acts a slap um so that's where we're at now something i wouldn't even be bothered showing my two-year-old uh yet that's unsafe for advertisers on youtube so that's just what we're dealing with sorry about the png love you to death see you soon what a loser my dude over here behind the counter just wanted to show up to work today make his 10 bucks an hour go home roll up a cone and play some skyrim and he has to deal with this [ __ ] can we get this man a raise please that was posted on august 3rd and later that day august 3rd update burger king kevin has been id'd and fired from his job the internet works quick update he got charged well gigi's burger king kevin i hope that slap was worth it now of course in true twitter fashion every single reply is managed to make this either political or racial even though neither of those things were present in the video but can't acted takes umbrage with a different fact this is atrocious but also disturbing is picking the name kevin to describe him what's your name how about we use that you guys need to get more original and creative and stop using someone's actual name that goes for karen too come on people can you do better [Music] lady just delete twitter now because i promise you it's only gonna get worse that guy attempts to hit on married asian screams go back to asia and calls our disgusting asian oof when she okay well let's see oh boy oh geez i'm sorry can you help me yeah i think very good this guy is coming out hot i mean throwing bows right seems like an overreaction but as is tradition we don't know the context or why this woman was filming in the first place we can just never get context on the internet but before we move on fortunately what we can get is affordable wireless earbuds which leon in a red hat with a different background is here to tell us about you guys already know that when i'm talking about affordable sleek and convenient wireless earbuds the 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nine i'm sorry did my man just dox himself i just you can't draw it up better than that i mean he's giving reddit a day off they don't even they don't even have to do any work he just did it himself yeah i can film you too you [ __ ] you dumb [ __ ] by the way my name's leon lush my social security number is zero seven one eight two two one seven five right here actually you're gonna see a sheet of paper i fold in half it has a bullet point list of all of my phobias and all of my bank account information for you uh also you're a [ __ ] my name is frederick douglas smith og frederick douglass is rolling in his grave right now at this dude's indiscretion i was born november six nights can you help me please this is being really scary gonna help you please can't do [ __ ] in front of me oh wow he had to go there huh jeez louise what a dick i'm a contributor to the obama administration oh my god i'm a contributor to the obama administration you dumb yeah that threat just uh didn't hold the weight that i feel like he thought it would i tithe 10 a week to secure my place in heaven next to god you stupid i just invested in a duplex downtown because i want my money to go to work for me you stupid i'll tell you what fred i've been asking that same question my whole life no but jokes aside [Applause] [Music] don't touch me i'm telling you is this woman is this woman okay she's got a three-word vocabulary so far can we just pump the brakes for a second and appreciate how good her lawn looks i mean oh my god the dad in me is spilling over with envy everything else about that woman's life must completely suck for her to act like this but the lawn the lawn game is nice maybe they went on her lawn accidentally i don't know what's going on they look like landscapers uh but this woman is is not having it all right what is she doing what is she doing what is this woman doing brain worms still going minute and a half in oh my god you're disturbing wrath of this final boss karen right [Music] here i'm asking you nicely how somebody makes it through 50 plus years of existence with this sort of emotional instability or whatever you want to call this uh is beyond my comprehension yeah i guess it was only a matter of time before she eventually made it to uh the n-word just a total just a total case of brain worms on that one i don't care i want to see you know your number what's your number oh no your number's not on your badge right here is she driving around in a car that says covered 19 screening cover 19 testing i don't know if the zero means like she's against it or she's offering screening and testing from the front of her car there with the american flag on the side and uh i have three av officer children nsa submarine i have three navy kids oh no reason to get upset because we're in communist greenville south carolina i am not disorderly this woman you know like some people you get caught on camera and it's like they're just being jerks right they're just having anger problem but women like people like this though there's got to be something more going on so i'm hesitant to like really you know dig into her because like she's clear look i mean look at the car dude she's driving around in a minivan with with poster stock with anti-coronavirus propaganda i mean it's just like jesus lord almighty help this place help this earth help this country 87. my license is suspended i'll see you in part mr bixby i'll pray for you oh you're gonna pray for him brain worms that's all i can say for that one like i have i don't even know what to say people won't learn these people won't learn more what do we need to learn idiots wearing masks you know it's not real no you didn't nut off the mom's countertop bro no but how dare you talk about my mask like that i bought mine at target okay not for my mom's countertop jerk you jerk your big jerk you look like an idiot you're a child trying to make you wear a matchbox [Laughter] you're a dork look at you you giant [ __ ] dude this one is funny dude i'm sorry what do you think what's up mask boy what's up mask boy hold me back bro what's up dork what's up big mask did you would you get that on your mom's counter did you get that mask off your mama's counter mama mask boy your little mama mask bet your mom's wearing that mask right now little boy dork boy [ __ ] dude i'll beat that mask off your face like a [ __ ] [ __ ] hold up hold up are these is this dude are these this dude's kids holy [ __ ] dude oh the poor kids [ __ ] you're a bunch of punches goodbye that man's son had to pick his ass up off the ground and carried his sorry ass out the grocery store holy [ __ ] those poor kids oh my god again without context but i promise you whatever led up to that probably did not warrant that reaction those kids are now i mean jesus who only know i don't i don't know i mean it's been viral on reddit this comment though imagine calling people [ __ ] as you're literally being carried out like a baby by a kid correction by his own son uh that was a chef's kiss almost where he yeah that that's that is a chef's kiss god almighty [ __ ] that's that i'm sorry this is the funniest [ __ ] i've ever seen look at him he's being carried out by his son oh my god you're a bunch of [ __ ] goodbye i'm so i hate to laugh because i feel so bad for these kids oh my god imagine what goes on at home in this dude's house i just i can't this is what i'm talking about though you need to have restraint and poise just just be able to go out in public even if you get into like a verbal disagreement with someone or you don't want to wear a mask and someone wants you to wear a mask you're in a store that requires you you don't want just like [ __ ] cool your [ __ ] take your foot off the gas or you're going to end up like this dude your kids are forever embarrassed you're now like the laughing stock of your family probably most of the internet they're not going to be able to like go back to college for the fall semester without people pulling up this [ __ ] on their phone anytime they get you know what i'm saying it's just you're doing a disservice to your whole family here because you uh had to indulge in your whimsical uh need to get heated over some dumb [ __ ] when you could have just walked out the store this wouldn't have happened in fact if you walked out the store you wouldn't had to be carried out by your own son while you were calling people [ __ ] does he say i'll beat the mask right off your face and i'll hungry before just unsqueezes this video is the perfect example of sad uh but entertaining that is that i mentioned earlier holy [ __ ] can you please stay outside no sir i'm here with my boyfriend i'm accompanying him i'm i'm here i got my mask on because only we have a limited capability how much we could have here please wait wait outside okay your occupancy permit how many does it allow for i could tell you outside we don't have a spot what is this like a dmv okay so he just said that uh this facility like why do people feel the need to vlog it they're like all right i know this place requires masks i'm not gonna [ __ ] wear a mask and i'm gonna vlog this [ __ ] just in case they tell me i can't and then i'm gonna put it online because why because i want to look like an idiot i don't i don't know the best part was the beginning where he's like i've got my mask on and she's i'm here i got my mask on she's what not how are you gonna get a live ah yeah [ __ ] she's kind of psycho could you kick her out please so i can have a little bit of peace and quiet that would be sick okay so he just said that uh this facility can't accommodate them you come outside so i'm asking him for the occupancy permit i promise that if you have ever asked to see somebody's occupancy permit and that wasn't your explicit job to do so you might just be a loser and you might you might just be an absolute tool you have to wait a minute sir i guess i can do this your job is not to enforce mandates okay so i'm being given a pretty hard time here about not being able to stand next to my boyfriend ladies listen up if you're on twitter crying about how you can't find a boyfriend all right and this woman was able to lock down a man what are you doing okay now i know you're capping because you're just not trying too hard if she's able to and you can't say to you no recording let me call the police for you sir i'm recording myself but you're invading my pride my you are not wearing a mask you must wear a mask i started to the governor glory the governor is not the lawyer so he just said he's going to call the police on me no no the cops are going to come here you don't want that [ __ ] again so we'll see what happens oh no dude the boyfriend you can he said again he's like hannah come on hannah please god for the love of god just stand outside i'm i'm only gonna be in line for like 10 minutes hannah can you just wait the [ __ ] outside the cops he's calling the cops they're gonna come again hannah like how many times has this dude had to put up with this chick filming herself doing some dumb [ __ ] in a store like this wow does this dude desperate to stay you know i don't like to project i don't want to like you know pretend like i know about their relationship but dear lord if that doesn't push you to the brink i don't know what would so we'll see what happens so you're gonna compromise my health by not wearing a mask oh peanut gallery from the back dropping a bomb on hannah holy [ __ ] now the public's getting involved let's see what hannah has to say deep in the fourth quarter [ __ ] just took a turn because that's what you're doing right now because if you are sick you are compromising my immune the face mask you're wearing is compromising your health yes it does 20 minutes so i'm gonna ask if you'll put it on if you're not we should please please no sir oh yeah everyone's involved now hannah's getting dog piled i have a customer here telling me and she's vlogging it oh my god look at this ohio woman appearing in her second anti-master video in less than a week that must be what her boyfriend was referring to that was a dmv i was right and then days after the dmv one she went viral again for doing the same [ __ ] in the planet fitness as a member at the gym reading the signs that in the front say please wear a mask when you come in you didn't do that so i'm asking you politely to leave okay well what's the next thing you're going to say if i'm not wearing i have a security um i'll wait uh if i'm not wearing a a weight band around my waist you're going to tell me to leave what ground yes because a weight band around your waist and a mask serve the same purpose you dumb idiot brain this woman is like the target broad from my last video that was ripping all of the masks off the target displays freaking out recording herself doing it the whole time like why are you recording yourself you're you're only like are you documenting this to show who who are you going to show this to that's not going to be like yeah you're just kind of being a [ __ ] i respect people's desire to not wear a mask if that's what you want to do but read the [ __ ] room right you like she's going around picking fights with people in places she knows where it's going to be a problem these type of people are just so [ __ ] obnoxious well as the world continues to circle the drain on the heels of this global pandemic i'm sure that videos like these ones will not be in short supply so if you go out and you value your job and your reputation just remember a little bit of restraint and poise can go a long way so until we see you next time do me a favor and stay hip thrusting that [ __ ] like button for me and i'd love it if you subscribed if you were new uh i appreciate you watching we'll see you guys in the next video peace you

Channel: Leon Lush

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Keywords: leon lush, ruin your life in 30 seconds or less

Id: HOn_VscVB1w

Length: 20min 37sec (1237 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 16 2020