The KING of Trash TV - The Jerry Springer Show

this video is brought to you by manscaped stay tuned till the end to find out how you can take better care of your nuts the 90s was like the great gold rush of trash daytime television talk shows and as media consumption in america continued to grow year over year it wasn't long before dramatic lovers quarrels inbred fist fights [Applause] in playing games of guess the father in front of a live audience would become the perfect formula to secure impressive ratings for the networks [Applause] maury povich ricky lake montel williams jenny jones geraldo rivera and of course the most ludicrous and insidious of them all jerry springer the goat of making a spectacle out of the human struggle you see jerry has a special place on that list because he exemplified what all the other shows ultimately wanted to be but didn't have the balls to send it quite as hard as jerry did a tabloid talk show but with the violence surprise nudity and manufacturer drama turned up so high it was hard to tell if it was actually a talk show or just a spin-off redneck version of the wwe in fact in the late 90s jerry's contemporaries like jenny jones mari povich montel and all the rest had to revamp their show structure to try to keep up with his surge in popularity and rating the formula was simple fill up the audience with a bunch of college-age kids hyped on monster energy booked the guest list with low iq idiots from fringe communities of society and have them confront each other about that time they cheated on their sister with their cousin but was pregnant with their pastor's baby i made this for you so sorry sorry about what i had sex with harry i had sex with your boyfriend [Applause] it was carnage and the result was always fists being thrown wigs getting snatched and floppy tits getting dumped out with only the saving grace of a network television sensor blur separating you from the horror being insinuated underneath the outrageous behavior wasn't just a consequence of the confrontation it was most certainly encouraged by the producers although jerry would never admit that years later former guests would come out with stories of there being a fight quota per episode and deliberate encouragement by the staff to turn things physical after all violence and nudity are the ratings king and queen and the viewers couldn't get enough so the network leaned into it and the show ran for 27 seasons over just as many years until its final episode aired in july of 2018. now growing up in a religious household i wasn't allowed to watch it so naturally i watched it when the coast was clear from my parents in the outlandish nature of the show coupled with the excitement of doing something i wasn't supposed to is this weird childhood memory i'll always cherish for some reason looking back on it as an adult i do think that jerry springer and shows like his are at best mildly exploitative and at worst a production run by scumbags made only to profit off of the derelict members of our society while collectively lowering the iq of everyone that tunes in i'm not above it on the contrary i see the entertainment value in it but i'm more concerned with why we as humans have this propensity to revel in the destruction in the hardships of other human beings and it's only gotten worse with the proliferation of social media so with that pretense in place let's relive a little bit of what made jerry so bad but oh so good hi jerry i'm here to tell my girlfriend are you high oh this is gonna be great see this was back in the day when it was still funny to joke about people being banged up on drugs because you know the opioid epidemic hadn't really hit hard yet now it would be kind of dark to laugh about that and say this is going to be great but let's be honest this dude does kind of look like he invented percocets i want to break up my girlfriend and i cheated on her with her sister you cheated on your girlfriend why i don't know with her sister you said this kid is classic jerry springer what a what a great start i don't want to be with either one of them though oh oh i just hit it and that's it medical purposes yeah yeah i don't really have a condition you can show them a scratch and they'll give you the card they just want your money total facts though it was such a joke i remember when it was before it became recreationally legal i had a bunch of friends that were like oh yeah i just went and told them i get occasional migraines and they're like here you go take the 250 bucks and then you can go to the dispensary we had sex in the back seat you had sex in the back seat do you really like her do you want here we go yeah she's out nice yeah why my sister lou i thought you loved me i did you did what happened i did oh she was there serious my sister yeah classic excuse for a cheater i mean she was there what was i supposed to do not cheat on you whether unthinkable you look so stupid right now you know that you look pretty good yeah i've wasted four years i put my life on hold for you i kept going to school you've always talked about me always put me down i was always a fat ugly one so the sister's out now and you can tell by the vibes that they're only seconds away from getting in a cat fight and the security guards will like pretend to break it up but if they won't really do anything let's see you both look so stupid right now you look stupid with him bobby [Applause] the crowd chanting in the fight bell ringing is just the cherry on top i swear well did you did you hear that yeah yeah that was my last brain cell packing its bags it's moving out mr ooh lala what it was my baptism into the religion of rock and roll the lifestyle that i lead the life of divine decadence um has been seeing trisha yes after how long for about we've been sleeping together for seven and a half months now we have been doing more than sleeping together you know sleeping together exaggerated french accents are the best there's no comparison you get there you know to get there you i'm never know to find another man like this the way i feel when i'm with him is better than any any man i've ever been with of course it is i am mr oolala i have the all right all right this guy's this guy's growing on me a little bit uh let's meet her here's courtney you're such a [ __ ] you're supposed to be my friend why do love him i can't help that he's with her i can't what is it that you love and i don't mean to be disrespectful but what is it that you love about it god just a single taste of mr oolala's d he's got these girls falling in love man i don't know what the secret is but i'm pretty sure it's probably the accent got the grace's greatest personality he's so sweet i love him so much oh my god are you coming home with me i am not going with one woman i am taking all of the women that i want i cannot be with one woman [Applause] you never know what the reaction will be take a look at the best transsexual classic the best transsexuals [Applause] i mean this used to be a recurring bit not sure how it would fly by today's standards but bringing a couple onto the show and then the female of the two revealing that she was actually a man and then the guy being completely out of his mind because he can't possibly imagine that he's made out with another man just what great great entertainment really the devastation he just immediately he goes from like i love this chick oh wait she's a man i want to beat your [ __ ] ass let's get it oh no he just got [Music] worked what's your secret i was going to be a man oh snap big training surprise i'm a little more different than what you think it's not that i'm sensitive and all of that i'm a girl [Applause] you all right mo all right you can't be a girl i slept with you yeah it was decent too but wait how do you not know after sleeping with someone you can't i mean can you like attach a can you put a thing on can you put on a dollar maybe it was just oral i don't i don't [Music] i was born a boy crowd just can't believe it i love the subtitle if it looks like a woman dot dot well i think i haven't had any luck with any of my relationships in the past oh i said does he hell with it i'm gonna go for it he's going for it lady he's going for it and on that day transphobia took a fat l thank you jerry springer for moving society forward one transsexual surprise at a time please meet tech he says his body may be big but his heart is even bigger you softie okay tech what's going on well jerry i'm here today to tell my best friend muka i'm in love with her um she's a beautiful person attractive but she's a lesbian but so how are you gonna handle that uh flowers obviously how was flowers in a dapper time tie man he's looking sharp his attack i mean if if it came down to converting a lesbian i'd say he's at a 7 out of 10 chance right now 70 percent well i've known her for six years i wouldn't mind but um you know uh i don't why was why is the crowd cheering at that what are you thinking about becoming a lesbian i wouldn't mind she influences me to do the better myself you know like i went on the atkins diet jerry and i i lost seven pounds in two months seven pounds in two months really does work oh come on what are we doing here we go oh yeah yeah you could be a lesbian you're halfway there jesus jerry savage bro you love her though i love her jerry yeah why don't we meet her here's muka you're a wonderful guy attack and i really adore you i admire you to that i really did getting friend zoned please don't do this please let me hear the poem man i wrote a poem for you oh no some flowers oh thank you oh god listen oh boy oh yeah i love you and you love me this we know time heals all wounds and allows us to grow my love for you is exciting just like this show you're the one one day i would love to marry that's why i brought you here today on jerry jerry perry if that doesn't make you straight nothing's going to right now if this girl doesn't blast out of her lesbian ways and fall for this dude you don't just integrate a jerry chan into a poem without at least having a small chance of making a lesbian fall in love with a man let's be honest that was fire if you see the one that hurts you she's the one that mistreats you and make you feel bad and i'm the one that makes you feel good you do you make me feel like a queen when no one else does why would you want to feel like a peasant with her yeah i think what she's saying it's nothing against you but she is a lesbian and you just don't cut it as one a classic it's not you it's me friendzone speech god my man never stood a chance feel bad for the poor bastard all right let's meet star oh here we go enough of the nicety [ __ ] okay he loves me 27 years of this absolute drivel jerry springer just a remarkable career tragically came to an end in 2018 when the show hung up its hat but jerry's no slouch he's on to the next show you go on youtube check out judge jerry uh and this is a show also being syndicated by nbc and he's gone on from this tabloid nonsense to now trying to fill the shoes of what looks like a judge judy type of courtroom show but with a jerry springer twist plaintiff adam davis claims he and the defendant were friends with benefits but when he broke off the relationship she stole his identity he's suing for thirty four hundred dollars you are suing the defendant miss angle in the amount of thirty four hundred dollars for identity theft and fraud what yes sir you're claiming she was pretending to be you yes i see a difference [Laughter] so my name is adam davis i'm from dallas texas i'm an instagram influencer i have 23 000 followers on instagram explaining to me what you mean by i know he did it he did not bring a xerox copy of his instagram follows holy [ __ ] that's the hustle right there come on you're not a real instagram influencer if you're not carrying around a xerox copy of a screenshot of your instagram page to tell how many followers you got [ __ ] i keep mine in my wallet you never know when you're gonna need him name is leon lush i'm a uh youtube influencer so i get paid to take pictures and people's clothes um post their pages and i make a lot of money doing it so now what happened excuse me how many followers did you say you had i have 23 000 followers on instagram 23 000 followers and what was that now i make a lot of money doing it you smell that yeah i smell cap i don't pretend to be an expert on these kind of things but i can almost guarantee that 23 000 instagram followers in 2020 does not equate to a lot of money i'm scrolling on instagram and she's like a thick white girl so i was like wow i've never seen that before she's a white she's thick like she has a nice butt so sorry you've never seen a thick white girl before bro first of all it's called pog all right in the industry at least let's get it right secondly come on bro what is your fri you came to be an instagram influencer and your first ashley's the first thick white girl you ever seen again this whole thing's a cap dude i messaged you on instagram i was like hey let's shoot let's work and we set something up but we ended up just getting ice cream we became friends then we became friends with benefits and friends with benefits yeah jerry shut the f don't act like you don't know what that means after 27 years of doing the jerry springer show you dumb [ __ ] at my age a friend with the benefit is someone who has a pension [Laughter] you old [ __ ] boomer god he kills me what kind of benefit oh yeah oh sex i get it you have nothing to do with that did you receive any money because of that no i didn't i i didn't set up the account i have something else though oh what i thought when i was talking to her if you can prove your case i'm fine with it right there if you read it put it on your mom that you didn't make a profile of me so you did it yup you lied and because of that i find for the plaintiff so my initial thought right is how first of all how does a show like this exist who who is watching this what is the demographic that is watching this show on television and i guess it has a youtube channel now which is why i'm here but then i thought to myself well judge judy's been she's like the most famous daytime courtroom you know small claims court judge has been doing this for like 20 million years she recently retired who's watching that so i looked up judge judy she was making 47 million dollars a year for doing her daytime courtroom [ __ ] have 50 almost 50 million dollars a year for that who the [ __ ] is watching that show she's worth half a billion dollars judge [ __ ] judy holy now it makes sense jerry the slime bucket he's just following the paper trail he's following the money he looks to judge you he's like god damn this [ __ ] is worth half a b i'm only at 60 m's let me try to carry the torch and do this daytime courtroom television [ __ ] dole out a couple of life lessons to the young instagram influencers while i'm at it and maybe i can be worth half a b someday down the road the subtle popularity of [ __ ] like this will keep me confounded until the day my heart strokes out and i get laid six feet to rest but it's clear that jerry springer and shows like his were pioneers of the look at how pathetic and dumb these people are content format and while these shows have largely fallen out of popularity it's not because the format is dying they were just replaced with social media and dr phil who still crushes it quite honestly but he's basically just jerry springer in makeup and calls himself a doctor to make it sound credible but let's be honest it's the same [ __ ] catch me outside how about that catch you outside what does that mean what i just said but for the most part the gratification of seeing weird people doing dumb [ __ ] is now instant we can pull out our phones any time of day go on instagram and we're three clicks away from seeing some troglodyte drop of watermelon on his dick from three stories up because it gets views and attention now some people blame social media for the degradation of our society but sometimes i think it's just exposing us for who we really are we pretend like we wish the danielle bregoli's of the world didn't exist yet we give them an audience through our actions and that's what jerry did best he found the abrasive the absurd the contemptible and the ignorant and he gave them an audience long before we could do it ourselves through the power of our smartphone and it got him 27 seasons of his show and an estimated net worth of over 60 million dollars a very successful career by most standards i don't get it uh but one thing that i do get is properly maintained balls as i previously mentioned this video is brought to you by man the only men's brand dedicated to keeping your boss prepped for your next romantic rendezvous less cryptically speaking let's talk about taking care of your [ __ ] and balls i've always wanted to say that in a sponsored spot this lawnmower 3.0 is the god mode of ball hair trimmers sporting a third generation ceramic blade and skin safe technology your grapefruits stay nick free and with the built-in led light there's no guessing involved so whether you want a bald fade or a tapered runway you've got the right tool for the job listen gents i know we all have our own horror story about that time we were getting ready for a special night maybe you swiped 170 times on tinder and you liked your chances so you head into the men's room to take care of the boys and then one wrong move with the razor it looks like a mortal kombat fatality in between your legs it's waterproof travel friendly and at rapid charges on a usb power dock for wireless operation the new perfect package 3.0 is their best value yet you get the ball toner the anti-chafing deodorant plus you get this shed travel bag and these anti-chafing boxers completely free smells like comfort so head to manscape.com and get 20 off plus free shipping on your perfect package 3.0 purchase by using code leon lush at checkout i appreciate the hell out of you guys thank you guys so much for watching let me know what you think about jerry springer's accomplished career in the comments below i love hearing from you if you would subscribe if you haven't already that would mean the world to me i also run a second channel with my wife where we do some fun content over there and i stream on twitch at twitch.tv leonlush and post some gaming videos to a channel called lush games if you want to check out any of those that would also mean the world finally before you go if you could do me a favor and sit down and just watch a three day marathon of jerry springer without blinking your eyes once and then at the very end of it lean back and put a little eye dropper of listerine into both your eyes until they start to bleed and then pull down your pants and hip thrust that [ __ ] like button for me i would greatly appreciate it we'll see in the next video peace

Channel: Leon Lush

Views: 734,667

Rating: 4.9480724 out of 5

Keywords: leon lush, jerry springer

Id: qbLBbNS9ts8

Length: 22min 23sec (1343 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 13 2020