Danny Duncan | Best Of 2019

[Applause] [Music] I go hard and the [ __ ] pain don't we turn the air up no the air yeah why you just said you're [ __ ] hot there's no [ __ ] year oh so we do this thing in the in the test so where we put their seat heaters on without them knowing floors already hot so it gets [ __ ] really hot he had no idea but I always do to him in the driver's seat bro we kind of drove the whole Wayne you've been like wow [ __ ] is so hot you know how to do it we're gonna go get this cake cuz I had a million followers on Instagram I'm so excited it's a triple-layer this thing's [ __ ] beast never spent 400 ollars on the cake before oh my gosh oh we're gonna blow it up with mortars cannot wait this is not on relax bro relax I thought my mom to come over she's moving my car she comes I just hear the dirt bikes I was riding the dirt bike over what oh [ __ ] she's getting close no dude you gotta not ride this anywhere yeah it's all lopsided I have a million followers on Instagram geez do you not pay attention to my numbers it's a phone it's still there I used to work here really I thought I look the same my friend thinks he can pass a drug test he's a STONER is this for good for marijuana are you ready if you want to go for it if not it's all fine don't be cheating [ __ ] don't put like apples apple juice or something there [Music] [Laughter] [Music] he failed to means- so he's negative negative THC that's positive ro stop looking at it your stoner dude there's one [ __ ] line dude there's two no there's not bro this is their [ __ ] you might be doing opium dude dude what the [ __ ] did you look fresh bro hell yeah that's it dude that's that's the one man what would the total be for everything you think yeah cuz I make my money so I can't afford suits at your overpriced or oh [ __ ] basically this little [ __ ] likes to skip school and stuff so I'm trying to tell me it's cool [ __ ] did you slovers sleep and you're sleeping all day and then you miss school dude yeah you did it at my house dude you just overslept what the [ __ ] is being tardy you're skipping like three classes what is tardy wait yeah dude just something not even going at all no you missed the whole [ __ ] class dude you skip like three classes that's nothing dude all your peers are playing [ __ ] checkers bro in you're playing chess you know I'm saying no I'm saying bro what do you think your time will be for the mile eleven [ __ ] minutes dude yeah that's 858 how do you know what done this is his home he lives on the track ready yo get in Lane one dude let's go Daniel pick up the pace look at sky you're almost at two minutes how tired are you alright two minutes 201 202 st. Lane 1 let's go got 250 ok I think I [ __ ] over the time to be honest hax only hit the button oh you got it oh oh yeah I [ __ ] it up so good thing he's here he actually marked the splits and [ __ ] yeah actually doing really good let's go go strong you get water when you finish [Music] 10:15 bro what a beast how is it doing the last beer in a while yeah dude that's gonna hurt are you leaving make it 30 seconds I was the first car I got when I started making money man I remember the day I guess yesterday I went to get a Honda Civic they didn't have any he's like what about this I'm like nah actually it's only $13,000 he's like yeah and it only had 20,000 miles on it sounds like I'll test drive it test drove me I was like I honestly think the Honda fits the best car ever made bought it on the spot a lot of memories of that car oh my god it just lifts it up can you tell him to pick it up again and throw it on the roof again dude just Ram it through the side like a wrecking ball this doesn't hurt my heart at all I thought it would a little bit oh I want this tree to grow around my car seen it in the movie hey go higher there you go [ __ ] up there yeah put it in the middle there you go I feel like that's unsafe you think I'll fall out err I like it excuse me excuse me excuse me we gotta do it perfect Hey yeah I need this this is amazing this is Dana he smokes weed so we're trying to change his life he's a stoner you guys know any stoners you're stoner I'm a [ __ ] legend dude I have the best ideas in the world [ __ ] everybody else on YouTube thanks for always pushing me to do the best thing guys [Music] imagine like you know teens like sixteen year olds get like their first car imagine you like walk down on Christmas morning and like it was like this brand new hey no yeah this looks clean told you guys 50k likes come on give this 100 K likes doing it this car looks like [ __ ] like it does look like a little [ __ ] car anymore theirs might be the best idea we've ever had don't know that don't think I'm a genius but then sometimes I do things like this and I'm like you know what Danny you really are a genius [Music] oh the camera I come out with my hands up imagine the Carcano fire that probably bad right okay fine go grab the ones next door to Steve go next door you got the ones in my garage oh [ __ ] bo it's on fire no it's on fire bro leave it I need I need a fire team sir oh dude I can't see [ __ ] [Music] oh [ __ ] there's another five [Music] cops came for lighting off the mortars imagine that a man is on fire oh that haircut oh you gotta do it you gotta do it it would look fresh - yeah right i Gators getting your ass on that thing oh dude I don't even know they're right there oh I didn't even see that thing dude oh yeah Buster oh good I'm glad we're in here bro are you scared oh oh it's going on last week [Music] no ideas not me we're family I'm allowed to do it to you man it's mine [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] Oh got any [ __ ] windows can trace this you can't [ __ ] races well I'm your windshield you punched it I hope your card o'clock No hey blue 42 toy hit the wind over Oh Oh oh he breaks away mama always to me I won't break hard like it's her fault [Music] [Music] sorry I just want to see if I care Oh what is that thank you having [ __ ] thirsty did you hear this guy he said how do I post in my story this guy's lost gas [ __ ] look at him run dude he's getting so old we're playing football you agreed to football and you said that you could beat us in football over here Daniels puking comes out of breath from Burger King smoking all that weed here you wanna hold one you want to touch it for once all right Daniel just got off school told us to meet him at his for he gave us Matt I think we're getting pretty close you know what are you doing get in there hurry up dude where the [ __ ] are we alright today the triplets have ten minutes pick out whatever they want and we're gonna get it for him we're at a grocery store so see how exciting it gets what do we need knock it off knock it off what are those one chips that you put on your fingers you can act like a witch oh yeah you gotta respect cows dude no what are you gonna do it what are you doing [Music] you guys can't yeah you guys got to talk quiet this is what a zombie apocalypse look like don't drop that only look I need that for my cereal psycho what would you do if your kid had a bunch of don't throw it at her don't throw it at it dude I don't buy you that that's we dad [Music] somehow they managed to get contains alcohol-free squeeze and enjoy no sales under don't you order to create the best movie of all time I have this car where's your horns where's your horns at is this Christian music you really like this Jesus guy huh have you ever seen a rainbow do you want to go see one with us we have candy she's like let me see the candy first then I get in I'm not stupid Oh should we get chick-fil-a real quick do we do not need a train it's like studying ten minutes before the test you're the [ __ ] prepared or not I was born I've been prepared for this [ __ ] my whole life yeah I've been playing with nerf guns since I came out my mom's are you leaving can you leave can you move your car you have one of those Girl Scout cookies are you selling girl scout cookies what are you selling then can't be late for the airsoft tournament are you wearing you're not taking this seriously well you owe me we're [ __ ] nugs got some Tim's were not you I'm talking to them dude don't let us down man we don't have a wife to do that also makes money you know we're a single driver never done this in my house this looks fun yeah dude it's crazy I've asked every single person who played and they all said they loved it so come on do it we got to do this for now yeah you're you're gonna kill [ __ ] I would recommend throw the hoodie on time do the math so [ __ ] back here next to a team because they are aiming for I don't really care about that I just want to be comfortable all right let's [ __ ] me go to I'm ready cuz I'm gonna shoot your PPR dude are then shooting raw with this [ __ ] gun dude oh [ __ ] this gun yeah [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] get in here I'm gonna [ __ ] to redo it got the new pity [ __ ] they're just [ __ ] Joy on the tape [ __ ] day why the [ __ ] do I know you what yeah [Music] [Music] if there was one thing I learned that day it was that teamwork that's good they formed alliances three of the teams at the end and they want but did they really did they really lose their soul did they really go into the battlefield [Music] you know what I lost that day I lost a friend a friend I met miss you could say at first I didn't think I was gonna like that he seems a little crazy oh just the other day drove him around in my car and I was terrified I left but I like that guy hey you got the football day let's play catch you grab it Danny Cameron looking fresh oh those new shorts look at this kid dude he thinks he's hot [ __ ] well you know hottest [ __ ] in the game it doesn't hurt ah [ __ ] Garen where's that one coming from our go to you Karen oh my god you hear that what do you say dude he just said hey leave that [ __ ] i shorted god that little kid needs to get his ass beat by Cameron and and seven other little people you ready Oh made my day ladies hello guy catch it I threw that all day on a [ __ ] card it ah [ __ ] what's today ladies and gentleman Astro where's your luck in astral world you have an astral world t-shirt and you need and bring it you [ __ ] idiot with what money [ __ ] rich boy over here huh even [ __ ] check Westers getting really rich and stuff huh is he no check Wes he's at the Travis one you [ __ ] idiot you guys know where I can find a police officer is this the parking thank you guys what is it so he's gonna know you're joking well yo what are you doing yo what are you doing [Music] [Music] why did check Wes tweet this in Miami Tampa is elite Danny Duncan is the go [ __ ] everybody [Music] check where's Gossow mid-flow me sorry I thought you wanted me do you know like that oh you don't like my merch I'm just good I love it oh hey man you're you're a beast [Music] Oh ray-ray and now I gotta watch my chest and stomach so everybody do a live show check it out [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] this face do this there was an open case yes close it and they open anyone here now that it's here tomorrow they come to re-inspect so today you're gonna drag it back here then it just rips off metal goes flying into Frankie's truck [Music] oh is that new Evo shield hat oh hell yeah dog very stupid oh yeah yeah Baird if you could just push it I wouldn't hook to the charcoal dad you pick it up bring it next door yep perfect heads up guys no don't get wet I'm sorry and what do I say though I'm not I'm not like sorry but I feel bad a little he's gonna sit there and ignore me huh hum [ __ ] yeah come on throw [ __ ] hands get it his hands you get it hey [ __ ] problem one two throw hands chill bro there's any [ __ ] handcuffs Jesus what's up huh I hurt ya wedgie bro do it slowly [ __ ] dude he threw your muffin on the roof throw it on his [ __ ] truck [Laughter] [Laughter] white people dude he's like bury me alive and lay all right dude sure get in why do you want me to bury you you got a crotch full of sand dude you want to be one of us huh wanna be one of us huh yeah you wanna be one of us [Music] well Steve you move your [ __ ] needed we're driving from Florida to LA again it's like the third time we do it every year we got the test of this time with the horns in the brain so la leave it there got another one gonna bring it to Florida we keep I'm gonna stop in these [ __ ] Chargers dude shit's annoying it's gonna take us a [ __ ] year to get there Danny Duncan we just told those ladies that had been porn and then the magic then those ladies walk away and they're like how they know him it's lit he said wish I get I was like wherever you want dude I never met anyone who's ever I [ __ ] stood back just kept talking him like he could hear me he's like I'm deaf I was like you can't hear me [ __ ] idiot dude okay I said you I do meet a lot but I got my I got my [ __ ] still virgin I know he's not [ __ ] with it would just be funny if he if you seen on the news tomorrow night college student arrested again for luring tourists believing he's death to buy him two things let's get the [ __ ] out of Mobile Alabama did all you say I just won't let you know it's not [ __ ] it's a little person and then why God I just want let you know it's not [ __ ] it's a little person animal cruelty even left that lizard right there put it in here put in your beanie and then when you came in sleeping when you put it right on its forehead and just fell asleep the magic tricks a lot of them like the really thought out ones it's like playing way in advance they just yeah yeah do cover oh yeah dude hey hey don't say anything don't say anything he's walking around the lizard I do not have the loser I swear to God do you need to check me we brought all the way to San Antonio and then the special see Johnson Jersey [Music] do we still have the lizard anymore yeah I'm gonna knock his helmet off there's like a dead lizard out here a big one we're trying to put it on them we brought it home with us he doesn't even know won't you sleeping we're gonna put on his face yes oh you're actually pretty close your friends a cheater welcome hey thanks man I forgot my cowboy outfit at home thank you this is a man store and I'm just a little boy [Music] either what are you doing here this town isn't big enough for the both both of us like what is that I know I'll just get rid of filming us I'll just kidding looks like humans awake but he might be sleeping you'd be sleeping people is there nothing all right Kimmy just woke up from these fans [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] put in your pocket and save new we've traveled 1200 miles of that [ __ ] you need a ride to the store we were like joking because he kind of looked like did you have like very not really but like just like a little bit and he goes over the ass of her picture like cuz we're joking but we didn't even film it this [ __ ] literally says during the photo that guy goes we the best you got a lighter we got a lighter right here apart I bought a gun oh yeah yeah there I'm joking no violence I thought the car had one but it doesn't like you know you push you don't want to ride and give you a ride to the sermon do you guys like DJ Khaled you guys like DJ Khaled I go [ __ ] yourself then dude I don't you go [ __ ] the celebrity I've seen this Tessa yeah I'm China I'm just trying to make it you know most people from Pakistan racist do it at the next light [Music] [Music] I'm gonna park up here no they're not the car that I hate that hi my bad bro no disrespect no I would you know Danny fandom I'm not saying it's not it's nice come on no guy dude that he looks good he looks good dude my friend Raymond he's like 16 I've known him a long time from the skate park and stuff his mother does like maid service as well she cleans my apartment they're the homies okay good family Raymond's father just had surgery on his ear or something like that so he's out of work for like three months okay so it's kind of sad Raymond has had to take over the the father's company and he's been missing school on top of that he's had to get a job at jack-in-the-box to pay for the rent because they're obviously not enough money is coming in currently we're gonna go surprise the family with three months rent because that's how long the father's out of work and then also we're gonna make Raymond quit his job at jack-in-the-box so his bitch-ass can go back to school because he's a little [ __ ] hell yeah thanks for holding that all right wheel it to me let's go we only the cart you [ __ ] idiot what are you doing how much weed did you smoke bro bring me the [ __ ] car so will you look to me well you're high so we did walk in there and you were just like Rain Man you ready to quit got your own business let him let him finish a lot of things will Raymond quit his job for a churro company Virginia rocks rose it's on you take your time oh well you gotta get back up in Spanish also for the Spanish viewers you're supposed to but sometimes in life things don't go as planned [Music] [Music] feed your baby some churros get'em Raven I got you this this is to my Spanish mommy [Music] [Music] let me velocity your are okay huh I speak English to news I must be finished right believe me okay Ramon needs to go to school Ramon s estupido I think she was cutting onions in there or something I [ __ ] could feel it oh yeah hey he just goes I didn't know he's allowed to drive talking about you swear Aaron said he could jump over my [ __ ] house or the mountain bike so we go in the field first with us in case he crashes I'm not going to crash [Laughter] what's he doing I did not tell him to do this this is his ID he goes he covered everybody yet well did you fear fans oh yeah that's a peg in the butt I just do it always thinking yourself do [ __ ] you don't know how to do it dude yeah dude nice I didn't watch the video and replayed why my foot probably not hit your butt there's no way I hit your button oh you could tell me that you didn't hear my father when I'm gonna watch the video please pick up your bow you landed on a dirt bike peg that was lucky that was lucky I was not luck that was dedication you don't know how to play football Julian you're good at it's taking golf tees and dirt bike pegs [Laughter] this is a second life I don't know I'm just tired of seeing you looking like [ __ ] all the time dude I don't look like crab you kidding me I look good now now you look good I dunno I can get girls but like I can't get even more girls like if you want to be the best you got a train like the best get up there don't fall in the donkey poop now get back up there let's go no touch him dude did he think of a rock dude is that weird on money can just change someone's mind on [ __ ] but he hated the poop now he'll go roll around in it because of money thousand bucks thousand bucks to go roll around in it like it's all over you are you nervous dude are you doing the rest lay down stop dude you don't have to [ __ ] do it's not a show dude I feel like crap today yeah that's donkey poop also I forgot to tell you I said it was mainly donkey poop really yeah yeah you have it all over you say it's horse go and Don hunt hurry up how much longer you gonna be dude do it a long time for that hurry up Aaron hurry Oh hurry up we don't have time for games bro dude your hat road is it go get that hat out oh we're not that crash right here good police I'm joking shut up if you only knew how much I've helped with things I feel I feel this week I feel disrespected now at this point cuz I cuz I haven't donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to charity work and I haven't I know I'm already I've already helped her as well but it's like so annoying it's like it's like wow Danny does nothing but [ __ ] all he does is [ __ ] he doesn't help local yeah I know it's KC Hanrahan's wife I've helped and I am helping continuing help you get started off being a little nicer next time stop assuming things we're on our way to the bridge I'm gonna see if our homemade ramp go hold up never launched the bike off it before [Music] oh yeah keep it up keep it just keep your hands up have you swing there yeah okay you got I'm out of great fire some say I'm not a good fire no [ __ ] I want to clean fire don't I clean fight alright yeah nice clean fight come here only see you go young nice clean fight all right now oh [ __ ] ciarán turns into a [ __ ] bro every time dude hey cop comes egg is a [ __ ] this black man punching this white kid son you're going to jail all right so net this is big jack dude yesterday in Times Square so I went up to him I was like hey would you want to be like in our video tomorrow we're gonna go mess around and stuff you know for the right price he agreed meeting right now 12:30 told me to Sara same spot so it's 12:30 3 we're gonna see if he's there I'm gonna bet he still has this shirt off right now I'm not gonna be able to recognize him with the shirt on so what's up I didn't recognize you you know without the titties bouncing you know what someone gets a nice outfit on they feel more confident yes is how it is for you and your shirts off yeah all right want to look this [ __ ] out of you I'm still looking at my phone you're a little late my [ __ ] fly hear me muffled right what tonight look I just want to get a bag I just want to get a body thing my [ __ ] flag before the point I just want even to like hit me we were trying to get it we're dining at a tandem bicycle dude the guy just freaked the [ __ ] out my friends are big did you big to ride it can we can just get three one two three one two three funny he's not it is not a zoo in got put a shirt on the ride oh can you do one two three no way why your shoulders moving now just get back they're arguing like no you tell music no no you don't I'm not telling did you jump they didn't have a key for playing rock paper scissors best of [ __ ] hundred for you here where were you really I was just they just did the radio for me Gary Oh winthorpe I was all right over there and then I saw the sign on fire I was like that signs on fire and we looked up and there sure enough there's flames on it eyewitnesses tell me that the flames were shooting from the Billboard and what the real concern came when charred pieces began to fall down again fire crews secured him they attempted to put those flames out luckily they did not spread take a listen to what people had to say when they saw this at first there was nothing at first it was just people recording and then all of a sudden like it was like a SWAT team ever and just started coming and coming and coming did you feel like yeah they did a very good job and yeah I didn't know I don't think anyone felt any danger music video did he think I was gonna steal it yes yes that's [ __ ] up me I wouldn't steal cuz I'm white you think I'm gonna run away with your camera like I don't got any money shoot it alright new new game playing bulldozers camera every time shoot the [ __ ] ball camera beginner's luck I see very nice guy the nice is something wrong my dad owns this place [Music] [Applause] that's my great-granddaddy dooster this is the dooster yard I just hacked the spire up here so I can change the color of that so right now it's set on yellow so I'm gonna make it blue see see you turning blue up there make a pink dangly that's sick yeah I see how it's red I make a yellow boom boom [ __ ] real people real reactions okay I'll change that so it's alright okay blue I pick another one alright hold on Yello look at this I'm gonna make it yellow see oh my gosh how do I do it alright green on green oh my god how do I do it how do I do it my dad owns that building don't like with them all right red oh my [Music] like a purple okay yeah that's good right cuz that's it oh that's hot yeah that's right that's hard I like that thanks man [Music] a word all right I always see this guy selling his watermelons doing it's hot as [ __ ] up so we're just gonna buy every single one of them so that you can go relax inside in the air-conditioning today I'm buying everyone that's where you got to tell me the price man hey I'm buying every watermelon bro the whole the whole thing you don't believe me though we all gonna eat all this [ __ ] he won't guy doesn't believe me you driving my house all right let's go just [ __ ] up everyone else's Thursday watermelons are gone [ __ ] [Music] where I come from it's cornbread and chicken when I was waking up today I didn't think I'll be buying a van full of watermelons but some days you can't plan 21 actually you know one I don't really think I want all these water imagine 22 [Music] there's no way you sold more than this in today come on win you sold 200 ones in a day in Inglewood jeez me I'm slacking that's a lot to sell in a day though come on oh yeah I owe you money 255 times 5 is how much 8 to 24 I think it's 12 [Music] my babies we much prefer the rest but only way to this [Music] [Laughter] dollars funny dude there's a stopwatch I got an idea you get 30 seconds you can get anything you want in this aisle okay but you only get 30 seconds are you ready go anything you want you better hurry up dude you only had 30 seconds 30 seconds 25 hurry up dude anything you want dolt anything you want let's go 15 seconds left don't you better hurry up and grab more 10 seconds on it's got to be in your hand though it's gotta be in your hand 5 seconds 5 seconds 5 seconds don't pick it off dude pick it up all right I'm Wow no no you can grab it let's go chatting on their [ __ ] what are you about to kill Isis all right at least I know if anyone shows up we're good you got a concealed what are you doing wearing that yeah yeah pick him up pick him up pick him up [Music] [Music] you baby no not a baby psycho I don't know how fast I'm gone a hundred I hit a hundred I'm in my backyard you should try to hit a hundred not eat dead serious oh you gotta stop oh my god on that rolling I'm nothing right there don't even Hospital [ __ ] no dude do you how many fingers I'm holding them that's not a finger about the thumb that's for gogo shower do you go sir yeah again dude oh I saw this on Facebook or something the dad takes a card I mean like drops it in the kids like if he catches he gets to buy [ __ ] with the card just like that then you get a buy whatever you want oh you had it dude you had it did you cheat it that count it's on my forehead a little bit why is this dude always on the phone whoa chill dude seriously you're back here Steve your value here Steve Oh watch your legs James why they aren't always get hurt we're hold it hold the back get out of here bro getting good last night did you sleep good I was worried you weren't gonna get your rest I got enough I was joking with this guy seriously yeah just lay down first I don't hit you I don't want to get that's what I'm saying I don't wanna get a charge for like assaulting a senior citizen they're watching [ __ ] videos how to talk to girls dude I'm like turn that [ __ ] off they just keep blaring this stupid annoying [ __ ] dude talking about [ __ ] so I was like give me the [ __ ] phone so I grabbed and just threw it out the window so they're like like they just found it finally did hurry up get in let that be a lesson to you don't ever watch that stupid [ __ ] again if you want to learn how to talk to a girl you just walk up and talk to her dude you confused about that one good way would be I told Aaron this cuz he asked me find some sort of common ground okay hypothetically the girl has a Sun Hat it's a good moment for Aaron to walk up and approach her hey I'm Aaron nice to meet you don't be a [ __ ] weirdo about it are you crying this place is crazy it's all being it what is this place what the what the [ __ ] is that everybody in the house like a naked person it's just funny though oh oh wait you're just gonna take that this place is about forgiveness and love no you can't just not you can't ignore me now why do you places not hey you already it's already hey someone you call a friend you're gonna and you're gonna turn your back on him and your interns friends anymore no put that little thing I did that little that little run away and when you actually do beloved you beloved to me look at that that's blood how was it it oh nice was she interested she's doing the hair thing was like interested you can tell when they do the hair thing you were doing the hair thing he said that while you guys are no he said you have really nice hair he said it look like you just dyed it or something oh cool I'm feeling like more like good you have to poop I do the other poop I would but I do feel better now huh guy might be joking about me sir oh good alright now kiss weird dude you want that in the background guys watch out how do you know my name you work for the CIA last one ins a rotten egg you smell like a [ __ ] rotten egg dude you definitely were last on your whole life I can tell ya you're getting a Mike Tyson face tattoo and www.hsn.com [ __ ] stamp oh yeah some are dishes that I'm so excited you're gonna look like a [ __ ] idiot dude straight straighten your posture oh why didn't you come to Florida dude we're at Universal Studios and we went to Disney World yesterday all right I'll book you a flight right now you want to come I like that I like that you're taking action with your own body oh my god dude hits the top of the donut scary stuff going and shoots down and almost hit so well this [Music] my god I told you I have a nice hey I didn't pay $400 for this kid to come listen to you cry all day okay you told me you don't like the Mike Tyson tattoo so we're turning him into a tiger why are you looking at me like you're gonna pounce on me step right up come meet Tiger boy next in line please is that you don't work it be careful with your children around him and your family he's a weirdo I'm gonna miss that face it we told him he just had to keep it on till midnight it's 12:40 it's time it's time for it to go aaron has the penny he's on the roller skates push him down falling with pennies dude yeah I hurt you be honest [ __ ] I'm sorry are you baby dude look at his [ __ ] shirt dude going in the cat litter boy you did a belly flop Brooke don't good job how was it how was it fun you did a good man yeah oh so sorry don't be sorry that's okay holy [ __ ] I'm so sorry I'm so sorry Oh oh thank you so much stay down yeah I'm fine I'm so sorry spelling everything on you you know one thing on me that was money I should open up my hands thank you so much I don't think so my legs kind of hurt though you wanna rub those yeah no I'm okay oh you're not I'm okay your legs hurt and I can tell me I think I'm good I should be fine are you kidding me hey Jake Alan [Music] what stop what near the sea or is not on do we have a van full of people do hunter in what Hunter and Ryan did they won the contest dude you know no one wins those [ __ ] contests right no one even I knew three people when I was like no one's gonna win it like who the [ __ ] no one wins those things you have to be successful in life if you won that [ __ ] why would you buy a letter ticket 88% of people go broke after winning the lottery [Music] I felt someone hit the side of the van what's up oh the spin spin spam it oh that's birthday present [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] did you have the smallest nipples in the world oh I met Danny actually on Facebook Chris messaged me this long thing about how he's you know goes to college for like human movement performers that type of [ __ ] we were kind of doing similar things and I thought we could do like a science collab or like exercise collab or somethin and I a message Emily yeah it's so cool that we met up and then we ended up not like doing any of that we just ended up [ __ ] around and making YouTube content I was doing YouTube videos at the time ready before I met him I was trying to do the YouTube thing as well like just a little bit I remember having like five cents in my Adsense barely moving like timer twenty-eight cents I was like I'll give you a shout-out if you did a backflip off this trick and he was like really motivated at the time and that's what I really stuck out to me and made like hang out with them and do stuff with them cuz I was also really motivated and at that time I didn't really have like that friend to like bounce off of like energy and motivation and wanting to like film videos he's like dude I want to make it I want to like work my ass off I want to do this I'm like dude me too like let's do this I'm like we had that like like that drive together to like want to make it it was having to stay at multiple people's houses just couchsurfing they stayed at my like parents house you know for as long as I could convince my parents to let me stay over and like other friends houses I just didn't ever wanted to like overstay my welcome I mean there's times where I'd have to like sleep on the train and then like until the train stops running and then hop on like the busses or wait until the bus to start running and then hop on those and sleep on the bus and I remember him saying like if I just had like a car I'd be able to stay out here for like you know a little bit longer and he's just like you know I just just like right there his channels like starting to like do really well and you're just like right there and like I already knew he was gonna do well already it was my birthday we pulled up to his house and then I remember he just gives me a card and I open it stuff and then it was like just for like a used car and it was like oh I remember giving him the voucher and then we went to my local Bank of America and pulled out three thousand dollars in cash yeah I was just stoked I'll just Stoke for you to like just be out here I knew I could like finally do it you know I was like there's like nothing that could stop me at this point cuz I could like you know I had a place to follow my stuff stay here full-time I was like I have a car I can sleep me on my knee to like I knew like at that point for sure like I was good appreciate the struggle I have it because like it's not gonna be like that forever I wanted to do it on my birthday cuz four years ago to get me a car all right Oh [Laughter] [Music] one of the first guys to believe me man look four years ago I smashed him you just bought me this car right now we got six point nine in this [ __ ] if you finish that I'll give you how much money all right hundred bucks that enough yeah and if you don't finish it you have to sleep in the barn tonight you're not [ __ ] Ana finish bro just let him fail - that's not a quarter that's like not even an eighth this is a quarter hey Peter just came out Aaron [ __ ] staring at it dude he's like oh that looks good does this look good smell of these he bowed to smell it I've never seen anyone do an eating job who'd eat something else during the legit things you have a heart attack I'm okay thank you though it's probably just like a mild heart attack I try to tell you you could not do it I literally said that no right what rats do isn't is they they try to eat humans ears when you're sleeping I'm just kidding I'm in better Oh [Applause] all right what do you say dude and lay down lay down like he gained ten pounds by the time I leave here today that'd be sick scale of one to ten I'll have you there like seven point eight what is this sugar look what is it get out of you we don't do that oh I even forgot do you want to go over this house tomorrow and shoot fireworks it's it's fine it's away yeah yeah hell yeah he wants to take you to the fireworks store and you could get whatever you like oh one o'clock one o'clock one o'clock one o'clock okay I'll see you then all right fine see you guys oh we're a little early but you want to go it's gonna have to break this okay that's all right I've never seen anybody drink anything no where were you gonna shoot the fireworks job my house I got a lot of land you light it and then it's 17 shots boom boom boom let's go right there virginity yeah you can have it you want to go to lunch yeah all right let's go ahead and have a neat breakfast yeah hi I'm Danny Duncan we're at UCLA today and this is the offensive interview prank thanks for watching where is interviewing guys who stick sharpies up their boat when they jack up we're basically just interviewing guys who learned how to suck their own dick because no one would suck it for them we're just interviewing girls who lead guys on for two to three dates so they can get free food we're just interviewing guys who listen to shitty music and have no sense of style well yeah we're basically just interviewing guys who stick sharpies if they're asked when they jack off we're just interviewing douchebag [ __ ] boys who don't think the douchebag [ __ ] boys are interviewing guys who have big balls and tiny little dick so we're basically just interviewing guys who like to pull out and finish on themselves when they're having sex we're just interviewing girls who like to lead guys on for two to three dates so they can get free food great right now we're just interviewing girls we put out before the first date [Laughter] Oh [ __ ] wipe down dude dudes I'm gonna get wiped out oh my oh oh you know giggling sir get closer Oh oh my god no I never witnessed anything like we're just interviewing cops I can't catch the criminal and try all night until it comes out don't check it out now pretty powerful dude it's definitely coming out that tooth coming out oh yeah we're in business I'm three okay ready that suckers gotta come out [Music] yes gone the tooth is gone where'd it go everyone look for the tooth somewhere in here look at this look at that Oh oh my god all right so Theriot is too young and he's 12 thought he was like 16 but he's 12 so he has to qualify in order to race with us because we're adults this will be funny you nervous what is he gonna get to qualify you got this because basically he's either gonna go all-out like balls to the wall and try to get things ooh or he can just coast it you know this is probably the biggest obstacle he's ever faced in life heavy chain might weigh you down though you don't need to take that Oh kill Oh [Music] Theriot pin it push it [Applause] [Laughter] again that was the one - that was right 40 seconds it definitely Most Improved did it hurt yeah hit some bomb literally Oscars man you know your close up dude what you do your hand skiing accident skiing you ever seen the cage diving with sharks yeah this [ __ ] shark was in and I was like trying to get away from me and this insane dude had my thumb up my ass and I sat on it - argh I was on a ladder and I fell I was at the zoo and this bear [ __ ] bit off inside of my hand [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] you'll get in the [ __ ] picture you dumb [ __ ] can't tell if she's mad or happy oh let's go it's a breaker [Music] [Applause] [Applause] how much do you think of us probably like 600 600 bucks I give you guys money honestly not really about like spraying down he's so funny oh we have 20 minutes it would take us three minutes we can do it oh my [ __ ] yeah don't put this right [Music] [Music] [Music] what does no cap mean do little people have little penises sorry do little people have earlier bedtimes than us why does my little person friend have a receding hairline already why do little people's toenails grow so fast okay oh the toenails both will go to a salon yeah big group today [Applause] how much like two miles to miles 200 bucks 200 bucks Jesus Christ highway robbery it's taking way too long can't get an uber can't find scooters I'm gonna miss the VIP cuz it's a 15-minute walk we've already walked over a mile we got a hitchhike and that guy got arrested I just need a ride here anyone know you guys got room for two need a ride sorry if a cop come dipping I'm gonna run so fast if a fan is driving we're gold if the Steelers would have won we were probably to get a ride right now just one mile out we just need a one-mile ride here I would have picked me up like 70 times by now I can't believe no one's pick me up I really don't think I like homeless in any way hey come on [ __ ] I got money I just need a ride I just like what the [ __ ] a college project [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] you ever see me wearing something like this unsubscribe I have changed and I'm a [ __ ] now let me I want to leave this for me you always think I'm like a STONER so villain dang dude that's good Michael yeah thank you I just went the ice box my chain was a thousand twenty dollars he gave it to me for a thousand you want to say hi it's lit home runs a home run okay baby 20 yard I never heard of yards okay [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] best movie this guy gets excited to see me now back to my sandwich building strip club no no no I meant oh right to the dancing let's go or rock and roll something like that there was piano no I don't know maybe yeah no but they would bring them to a club right now yeah you [ __ ] imagine [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] mmm let's go it only costs 18 to $45,000 to put a bowling alley in your house I'm gonna do it now we should call the cops on the property [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] [Music] oh [ __ ] fast so we'll get there faster for it where you going careful oh dude trust me I'm a [ __ ] professional you do twitch you said how's that going holy [ __ ] I like that you're in my trunk what about a Luigi hat is that you you hairy chest [ __ ] you start thinking about when you're oh there's a cop no no it's a joke dude we got him right here anybody else want to ride in the trunk oh yeah rock rock paper scissors that's the one ready thank you I'm gonna go rock oh I like it dude [Music] dude these girls tickets sunhat he's like tripping out Aaron relax dude there that's so this kid's insane no no don't say anything else we're good I don't care who did cause some problems the risk manager oh not in it so why would he come up to you for oh we have the funeral watch it it seems like you're not getting my point I get your point did what is that you don't want me to post anything negative you said it like seven times I feel like you're looking over there yeah just I'm tired of looking at your face i'ma be honest with you this dude called me like egotistical I'm really not an egotistical person like the dudes made us leave or whatever I wasn't like hey he's like saying I'm walking around like oh I'm think like kid I would never do that cuz I don't care that much and I'm famous all [ __ ] like I make [ __ ] [ __ ] videos how'd you get his hat you you weren't dumping on a [ __ ] they're all talk bro oh I love life [Music] well it there's no point in both of us what was the point oh how do we know that how did you know he was there a darn no [ __ ] you think listen hey no sir I'm not sure I didn't know a speeding yeah miles an hour it's really just there's this song you know him and in I guess lose yourself it's just us I was just telling her and how good that song is it's just like you just playing you start going I think it makes you 12 percent better give you a ticket for speeding but I didn't write you for doing 25 over 9 I think yeah the difference is 25 over to Ben $281 in four points and I know we're still moving 231 and three points all right thank you we got [ __ ] what's he gonna do dude arrest me yes gonna get your [ __ ] thing good yeah I already got pulled over did I wasn't even going I was even going that fast [ __ ] as long as I don't get arrested we're winning I'm like I don't give her the tickets I just feel bad that he thinks I'm an [ __ ] cuz I'm not a natural about 81 in a 45 you're like what I'm gonna give you an I never know ya know I'm soft like that you wait till you got around the corner and did it you know what I don't see doesn't hurt me but the fact is you know make sure you make arrangements to get a court date view or your counsel or whoever all right I appreciate and that's you get that I get that control team all right safe sex how you doing you remember me I know you cared cared about what I thought you were somewhere else California I just came back do you want to go to ready we're family that's what we're family he's got a small peepee it's scary my mom won't it taste better when you're nude okay I got two speeding tickets on the way here why would I write if you weren't in the windows it what are you doing this you see I press it hard are you [ __ ] it Danny Danny what are you writing you do it fine but when I when I do it this is why you're a baby bro you are a baby it says it twice shut up buuuut about this baby thing it's black all right yeah this is very dark okay do the head orange man you have the black just get a boat dude dude we ran a boat yeah are you sure yes sir done yeah I'm sure sure I'm gonna drive it oh god Richie you Cana boat you steer it but you don't drive the boat just about coked we could blow them up all right that we we we throw the cokes on the floor and they shoot up like a bottle rocket I'm not gonna wait to coke like that he has bottles of Diet Coke we don't like them that's why we were gonna get rid of them you don't like coke no I put it in his hair Oh Oh make a stair for EM I may be totally good sir where are we gonna go Minnesota to throw this just throw it do a V now you got it again I don't know I need to hit you do any more of these [ __ ] me you scared of that bodis gold down face your fears told you a baby was not a real clown it's just a it's just a costume honey just grab your okay you're halfway there it's just dangling just grab a hat thank you I'm just cleaning everything up dude let me give you a mohawk bro I look like an 80 I know that's the point it's funny dude why well girl want to date a gap in the law actually I've got more hair than [ __ ] barbers Rossum barbers for sure Oh stepping on a dude what do you think I work so hard on that party dude you're [ __ ] sick Mohawk dude you're good you get rid of orange I don't think we should mess with it looks good like this dude you really don't like it dude it looks [ __ ] sick yeah should we get a different gunner this again it kind of kicks a little is he gonna be okay mine is always 90 dude you don't think it's a good idea now you're finding one bullet yeah it's ready to go all you do is you like I just pull the trigger you ready yeah Jesus kick shooting in ak-47 at 90 years old nice Barbie bike man you guys see my cousin Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy [Music] the folks are graphed graph don't let them trick you with the GRA F it's not the f as a pH spell it well you know let me get you a tutor your home school right I bet you had a hot ass teacher huh so did you or no my mom like we explained the rules and he strikes out he's our welcome so we're gonna film some of it there's a bad pitch sorry underhand if you miss right here it's a strikeout okay what dude you struck out ever since this mohawk dude you're out of control I ready how can I smell better than you can it's just I practice more freaking a dude we add if we had a base here right okay I I could have run out all you guys you'd have to hit the ball first what you can't do home run I got you a gift you got me a dip again well you shouldn't have what you got me I have to set it up give me a minute come look at it Wow Jim's dinner party no [ __ ] talk party I know that was $500 can you believe that with you one believe heavy boys at solid diamond it's not guy why do you cover up the G Natalia cuz the guy at the mall did I didn't want him staring at my dick oh boy remember my horse have fed the [ __ ] boys remember the name [Music] a [ __ ] right

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Id: AyOvetHHL5I

Length: 106min 12sec (6372 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 03 2020