r/Trippinthroughtime · life imitates art

shout out to this hustler who tried to sell merch at the crucifixion dude is this really what he was doing because that's amazing hello everybody welcome back to easy peasy i'm cougar should i say the doctor because today we're reading on through tripping through time no no no just flying across in my own tardis okay let's get to it an anti-electrical cartoon from the 1900s this is how some of y'all look talking about 5g because we're all going to sky and fire scary me at 3am reading all 398 comments of two strangers arguing in reddit i like reading about how much people hate my videos down in the comments section below let me know when you go to a gallery and discover you have not aged in 430 years my god i look handsome is the day i was 430 years old picasso self-portrait at ages 18 25 and 90. all right okay all right then gonna say it picasso did not age well when the current plague isn't your fault all right boys first ratatouille made us lovable and we didn't cause corona let's dance mom where do babies come from yeah mary where do babies come from please tell me oh god i'm gonna murder this name oh joseph 1735 to 1802 was a french painter who is primarily known for his unorthodox self-portraits was alive in the 1802 sits 27 hours for an oral painting oh my god delete that i'm serious bartholomew do not hang that in a great hall i look like a pig when your hotel advertises free breakfast and it turns out to be an orange seriously seriously this is my vacation i book this crappy hotel for the free mini muffins and cranberry juice damn it usa france help me out oh cantone brook it's against the british can you imagine how hot we would all have seen like 600 years ago damn dude i'm like a one these days my messed up eyes but i at least be a two when this guy's the handsome my mom gracias the japanese waiter in japanese my mom legit did this at a thai food restaurant with kenichiwa obama having a meal with various stages of michael jackson uh where's the coffin though we need the coffin one when the squad is heading home from the bar with that one friend who brought shots for everyone but had one too many himself yeah dude i'm massively wickedly messed up right now adding medieval weapons to dogs playing on the beach needs to become a thing oh my god this is fantastic it's like for the glory of tennis balls oh no i've only got a shield that is so cute we're all edward hopper paintings now yup trapped alone inside yep the soviet chinese propaganda poster seemed to be the story of beautiful interracial gay couple who met in a myrtle cultural and got married and had beautiful children and the farm oh yes it is beautiful communism friends michelangelo was only 24 years old when he completed the pate sculpture i probably mispronounced that the fact that he was what turtle makes it 10 times more fascinating teenage mutant ninja artist teenage mutant ninja artist artist in a half shell artist power when you find the name of the song with just two words to go off of i have made my native american ancestors proud that's right cougars half native american boys but you didn't know that my playlist when i leave them on shuffle oh we've got tupac of course and oh mozart yes when you aren't paying 30 bucks for snacks at the movie theater amateurs you gotta stuff every pocketful not just your pants oh i'm so fat no you're beautiful i said i was fat not ugly what 1900 people thought life would be like in the year 2000 balloons supported lake walking we've gone the wrong way turn the tardis around we gotta make this bad boy imagine how stupid but cool this would be i want it a six-year-old me drinking apple juice from a fancy glass yes yes i am fancy i packed your lunch son i'm a grown man i don't i put two fruit roll-ups in it oh yes yes mother when the u.s finds out van gogh used oil for his paintings all right boys let's go take him out let's get that other bottom parts the hardest prison to escape is your mind um okay dear i think we need to take johnny to the zappy zappy tension center if you know what i mean julius caesar as some dude is tripping me out cleopatra lewis the i don't know what xi is but huh i don't like his f boy haircut i really don't and cleopatra dang girl you pretty but then again so is julius caesar give me some of that baby when you're 30 minutes into an argument and realize you might be wrong huh well too late to go back oh isaac newton demonstrating that going outside is gay 1670 he knew how to stop the coronavirus now why can't the rest of us god when he sacrifices himself to himself to save mankind from himself oh yeah it's all coming together babe it's all coming together when you die but you can't still want to meow at you 3am for food hi you awake feed us now meow meow i have a stray cat that i let inside and use the same thing the doctor after i pee in that little cup okay let me take a look here and then yes i taste the chlamydia and uti and a hint of hiv or you must be sexually active you lie down your form mister when the dj drops thriller at the wedding cause this is thriller i kind of want to hear that on like one of those old time you originally goes being 28 2019 i'm not ready for a relationship 18 19. i have 14 kids 10 19 bc it was a good life thrice i had berries and once a pair yes yes it was when mother calls you down to eat luncheon but although she has once again played you for a fool as a meal is not yet ready to be consumed how could you have been so naive you daft ugly little girl when you finally clean your mesomeric pyramid after a few months of feeling depressed ah good to be clean and tidy my room's still a mess i'm not gonna lie when the recently divorced lady bottom cottage invites you over to her imagine to play billiards but when you are alone she exposes her ankle and reveals that she's only wearing five layers of undergarments oh my madam you could have told me this was under comments and chill when you're talking to someone and it feels like you choose the wrong dialogue option in a video game and you start to panic as you see the friendship meter dropping oh god cougar you've done it again today my five-year-old laughter this painting in the middle of a museum for like six minutes this reminds me i once had a class where they were showing us bad photos from vietnam and all i saw was this little kid's face like screaming like the an emoji perfectly and i started laughing and then it pulled back it was a napalm thing and my teacher hated me after that humans after inventing bread you want to slice it up and cook it again lmao yeah dude women are so hard to read well actually we just such complex creatures it's just lit so mysterious quiet down woman and make me dinner when you come home drunk and start lecturing your pets mr mittens how many times have i told you to not eat out of the cat box and mr floofy deuce stop eating the garbage can please i'm sick of cleaning it white people east asians all look the same white people yes we're all different no different that yup yup cooking instructions bake two pies in the sun for 90 minutes okay then raise it up god creates oceans great we won't be thirsty ever again add salt to it so you think puny humans total bs that when sleeping beauty spends all day in bed she's a beautiful princess but when i do the same thing i'm clinically depressed i need help me overthinking everything in my life while everyone else is asleep it's 6am and i'm staring at the ceiling i need help when you come out of the womb and realize your consciousness has been ripped from the void and placed in the flesh prison to suffer for years and then die google got guy guess we've already typed something twice and your phone autocorrects it again my god i'm gonna throw this thing out the window jesus walks into a bar just 12 waters please winks at disciples i've got this fellas thankfully it's been taken off the streets you're doing god's work mate lost an ancestor to a sword just like that in the 13th century when you see a cute guide dog but you can't pet it because it's a hard-working professional he's such a good boy such a good boy rabbits 12 18 walked upright heavily armed severe no-nonsense attitude kidnap passerbys for slavery or ransom 2018 sneak about on all fours unarmed timid groveling attitude live in cages eat grass and carrots ah yes the catastrophe by keratzner 1892 oil on canvas versus kevin spills's famous chili the office 2009 both huge tragedies finding a date difficult and time consuming makes you feel vulnerable buying a sword fast and easy you will not feel vulnerable someone might see you and think who is this cool person with a sword i'd like to have dinner with them boom and taken care of mark is such a weirdly casual bible name hi i'd like you to meet my sons josiah ezekiel and bartholomew oh over there that's just mark oh hi mark sup sup my dudes me after a long day of being the funny friend i wallow with my sadness every night you poor thing don't bring my financial status into this i think i'm having a midlife crisis you're 24. i might die you're 48. they'd be pretty old if you died at 48 back then do you have any books on turtles hardback yes and teeny heads when netflix freezes to ask if you're still watching and you see yourself reflecting on the screen damn i am pretty on this leopard print there i go still writing bc on my checks what am i doing christ is dead well after christ that is he's gonna die soon enough i'd like you to paint me a cat a what a cat you do know what a cat is right uh yeah of course i can't the one at the bottom right is just me every morning like is 2021 over yet it's just as bad as 2020 kill me life crucial event at 9 a.m me set the alarm for 6 30 me at 8 50. oh crap oh crap use over time oof oof man oof oof interviewer why should we hire you as a reverse psychologist you shouldn't welcome aboard okay i've complained enough about it it's time to put it to rest me five minutes later actually you know what let me just pull off cough in there we all got that this one scaredy skeleton when you finally find your perfect man who just so happens to be an old millionaire with a heart condition oh yes yes this is a good life artist yes of course i've seen the horse please any ideas to cure the plague pray to god kill the infected science my good man what did you say science oh god tell him oh no hey this is this is just 20 20 man 20 20. yeah take a break from all the coronavirus memes and enjoy this painting good job you just enjoyed a painting by adolf hitler okay terrible man but that is a pretty skilled painting of a building did he really paint that i mean the people just kind of look like complicated stick figures but that building is pretty well done jesus do they still worship us child well i get in a box and they clean it good good how i sleep knowing that i'm unimportant and nobody's priority ah just like a baby a surprise result a pair of paintings by william henry hamilton todd british 1848-1899 this dude spent like a year and a half painting a victorian reaction gif ha that's adorable god what are you doing down there they're making milk from almonds what i gave them like eight animals to get milk from they don't like that milk are you kidding me not just that you're not even supposed to drink cow's milk look it up he's usually so friendly you must have scared him this is my friend's dog every time i come over i'm like hey mr cuddles when you're about to spend half a grand shopping online but then you notice the 15 shipping charge not today the freaky worship cross is for what part of my story makes you think i like crosses i don't danny devito offering god a nice egg during these trying times it's the trash man offering the pig man an egg not a cell phone in sight just people living in the moment well all them except for one of them he's not living anymore wait so people can say whatever they want yeah oh let's give them guns lmao this country is going to be lit i do say it's a prank bow lmao calm down camera is there we're just gonna murder him for the camera being prepared is a virgin sacrifice me you're making a mistake i do the sex all the time shaman stops his ritual chanting name the one who takes your seed your mother oh burn i think my favorite thing to happen in art history is when a guy made a lucifer statue that was too hot for church said they commissioned his brother who made an even harder one the one on the left is like what's up babe the one on the right is even your mother calls me daddy i heard you all like the corpse impressions so i did the corpse hubs in an impression she lusted after lovers with genitalia as large as the donkeys and emissions like those of a horse ezekiel 23 20 ezekiel becky do you want to go out no thanks needle scribbles furiously when he says poems and chill and it really means poems and chills oh but i wanted his habsburg family meeting okay so hence we go ahead with this strategical inbreeding tales we don't flip scored well that's it then ah yes totally normal jeans yeah strategical imprinting oh god that's great monk just a normal letter m please scribe okay this guy is barfing and i thought and he's got a winner he clearly has a what is wrong with you well if you made it this far hopefully you had a fun time traveling time anyways feel free to like comment subscribe let us know we'd like to see more of down in the comments below have a good day and remember it's bigger on the inside why did i make a tardis reference anyway stay safe everyone

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Length: 15min 35sec (935 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 20 2021