RTGame Archive: Cookie Clicker

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] hello everyone how y'all doing [Music] can you hear me okay hey how's it going folks thank you thank you for all the subs and bits already the hype train is underway all i've done is do a sound check so you know i think we're gonna we're gonna call it there for today [Music] no but thank you very much guys uh you're all very welcome to the stream [Music] no i can't see you i [Music] did i'd say can you see me i thought can i can you hear me i don't you shouldn't be able to see me great stream rit yeah he's done it again [Music] the entertainment only gets better how does he keep doing this [Music] you know i'm joking about that i don't know if the actual stream tonight is gonna be much better i'm going to be honest with you [Music] uh i've never played this game i'm like the control group for humanity or something at this point uh this is if it if it'll show up if it'll show up hang on it's not doesn't want to show up why doesn't it want to show up there we go uh welcome to cookie clicker do i need to move the alerts hang on i need to if i pop them i don't know where the safe space is going to be i assume if i pop them there [Music] that's going to be safe [Music] lower left is bet pretty good spot yeah okay as i i've never played this one um you feel like making cookies but nobody wants to eat your cookies okay that's a bit depressing we'll give people a moment before we click the first cookie because i know that's going to be like a hyped up moment [Music] we have to wait till then cookie hype how you doing kelly give everyone join the stream like quickly before the first cookie is clicked you don't want to miss the story that is in a game where you click on cookies i don't i don't know anything about this other than this just being like everyone was playing this like i want to say like 10 years ago it came out in steam uh some of the mop me and some of my mods were talking about it and i was just like sold based on that it's like it we gotta try it speaking of mods as well a quick heads up just before we get going oh jesus uh okay small hell man thank you for the 23 gift subs that's incredibly kind captain thank you for five as well jesus christ [Music] i haven't done anything yet but you guys are too good to me thank you very much hang on already don't click it yeah i gotta tie my shoelace don't worry do i we're not gonna click the first cookie just yet uh speaking of mods though uh we're actually hiring new twitch mods there's an application form on the discord server now uh so if people are interested in modern themselves and have you ever given it some thought and you like to put your name forward you can find that on the discord server in the announcement channel uh it's been set up there and they'll be open for a while there's a few questions in it it's like kind of user names and what region you're based in because time zones and whatnot yeah if you're interested you can find it on the discord server it's in the announcements channel i want to give that a heads up [Music] he pays us an exposure it's a volunteer job but we can't do the streams without the mods uh they're absolutely vital part of the channel i'm very thankful for him but we're looking we're looking for some new ones though because i've been streaming a lot lately jesus christ kirby thank you for the 10 gift subs only it's the last thank you for 20 quid i've been watching since i was in middle school and i've just turned 18 yesterday be off to college in a week just want to thank you for allowing me to grow up with you mate love you are you too kind best of luck in college [Music] it's a horror game is this tagged as horror on twitch it is wait is it [Music] what it says on my end is the simulation horror point-and-click indie game strategy [Music] that's not right [Music] why the is it horror this is cookie clicker i gotta like like invoke the wrath of a god i don't know oh hang on uh for this game i think it's important to have the mouse cursor let's just make sure that's being captured yeah there we go he doesn't know this is cookie clicker what more is there to it than you click on the cookie spoilers [Music] do not tell them is there an actual story i'm invested in the lore do not tell them [Music] like i thought this was the story like you know what let's just get started all right we're not let's not dwell on this no no cookie clicker spoilers please i'm gonna i'll look away from chad if needs be cause apparently this is a rpg masterpiece uh let's get going this was all the rage in like i want to say 2010 2011. first cookie's gonna be clicked achievement unlocked wake and bake [Music] but we got some nice low-fi beats to relax and study with what's this cursor auto clicks once every 10 seconds another achievement unlocked click i can upgrade my index finger i was thinking about playing this am i gonna like suffer from a repetitive strain real quick i'm already slowing down i i need a hundred for the next upgrade grandmas become unlocked a nice grandma to bake more cookies it's a treatment unlocked and treatment unlocked you cooked the cookie you clicked on grandma [Music] she's auto bacon cookies indentured servitude can i buy more cursors [Music] do i just want to get as many of these as humanly possible [Music] okay turn on the music a bit i didn't expect to get so just so low-fi how many cursors do i want i can see a bunch of them there just clicking it finally a job for grandma how long will these curses last too do i get to keep them [Music] they're permanent okay so so i i just want to keep getting these curses so that they all keep touching the cookie more you can buy another grandma can i buy more grandmas is it more efficient to get grandmas or cook or cursers there's two grandmas now look at their cookies per second oh he's getting some he's getting some high cps there in like this world of warcraft right by a third grandma is there a limit on the amount of these things i can buy grandmas are op [Music] what does that mean there's no limit so like how many grand grandmas do i want i have four grandmas now i feel like that's enough [Music] get many of everything i can just keep buying more cursors to click the cookie i mean clearly like the goal here is to just automate this so that i don't have to bottle anything it was that lucky i got the golden cookie that was an achievement as well how many more how many achievements am i gonna get perv thank you for the five gift subs thank you very much another achievement unlocked making some dough we'll get 13 cursors i think that's good for a star and now we'll start investing in some grandmas [Music] oh he got the golden cookie [Music] there's literally over 500 achievements i need a thousand for a farm rose cookie plants from the cookie seats so am i better off investing in more grandmas first to get up to the farm faster or just go straight for the farm click faster i'm very hungry i can get upgrades carpal tunnel prevention cream for 500. forwards from grandma oh reinforced index finger i i want that don't i that gives me two okay so i wanna i wanna get all of these let's give me plus four now every time i click [Music] can i be a moderate rt please i will only ban the coffee drinkers someone gets spiff out of here he's a brit oh no [Music] this is an epic lo-fi stream i mean i assume this is like the entire game at this point do i want more grandmas i can get a lot of cursors buy another grammar you want more of everything i'm getting like 13.6 cookies a second now like it's all just accelerating rapidly my fingers already sore so you know i'm like try relying on the grandma's name [Music] it's too many curses cursors but the curse was autoclick i want those hover over the grands her name is cookie like she was born to do this they're all like in their late 80s and 90s the grandmas ain't gonna die over time are they do i have to worry about that i don't know let's buy more grandmas grandmas just increased like the cookies for second rate we want a higher cps right i want enough of these fingers like circling the cookie so that it's entire like they're just all around it you have to pay for the funerals what are these other upgrades 10 000 cookies grandmas are twice as efficient i need a thousand to upgrade the grandma efficiency so let's get that next [Music] let's save up for grandma efficiency because this is gonna like give us a huge boost cookies per second is now 26.4 i i don't even need to click it anymore i'm so hyped about this it's about time you played the cookie game i mean this is the game right here this is like numbers management what's this game about you click on a cookie and you buy grandmas i want as many grandmas as possible i think your cookies are renowned in the whole town buy another grandma does it make sense for me to buy more grandmas first or just save up for 5 000 and upgrade grandmas that we have i think we save up and upgrade them it'll increase the rate oh no we want a fan okay oh god so that that also rapidly increases the rate doesn't it each farm produces eight cookies a second farms are twice as efficient they can gains one plus one percent of your cps [Music] so 42.4 50.4 [Music] trickle down cookienomics but we we really want to get like a lot of farms then i take it the limit is like when you reach the edge of the screen [Music] achievement unlocked but bought the firm as well this is just gonna be like a rolling log i imagine there's no limit okay so it just keeps going forever there's a mine now mine's out cookie dough and chocolate chips it's 1.4 million we're gonna need a lot more you're participating in capitalism i think i got another achievement there it's so hard to tell because it's like so many uh do i save it for the mine next is that my best interest or should i just like save her another grandma i can afford a few grandmas i can upgrade grandma efficiency [Music] why is this so entertaining my hands soar like that's my takeaway from playing this so far i feel like i'm just gonna get repetitive strain [Music] oh we have to name the bakery who's robot kitten [Music] uh what what what do i what do i name my bakery [Music] that sounds right sounds about right uh let's upgrade the grandmas yeah that that just caused the leap [Music] okay more grandmas are now producing even more that's rising rapidly now [Music] keep buying more grandmas we can get some more curses into i want to get like the complete circle was there a gold cookie did i miss it [Music] oh no you messed up your strategy you're not gonna get the cookie clicker like world record now oh my god he sucks [Music] uh grandmas are producing four cookies a second so i i probably just want more farms for now i think farms still give me more there we go the speed run is ruined oh no the world record is heavily rng what's the world record what's the end of this game is there an end [Music] do i want more cursors as well or the curse is doing their job [Music] yes but actually no reset this reset the game like start over this is the worst cookie clicker content i've ever seen he doesn't even know the grandma secret strat should unlock steady tasty stream does it know i'm live i don't think so get more farms basically unwatchable primes are twice as efficient there's two for farms being twice as efficient but i think i just want to get more firms like it's rising rapidly i don't think it makes much difference if i click the cookie anymore it knows everything about you what does that mean wait for a mine sure surely i want to get the cheap hose upgrade next farms are twice as efficient getting another farm here is up in the the cookies for a second too keep clicking the cookie people are going to be upset if i don't keep clicking on it [Music] news all right i'll say i've never eaten a single cookie in my life reveals celebrity slow music your cookies bring all the boys to the yard i don't like the connotations of that we're gonna we're gonna need to bring out goofy again oh no goofy's missing i don't have that sensor anymore you know what let's let's double up the farms let's just save for that next because then that's good that's gonna like rapidly accelerate this kirby thank you for 20 quid just realized the very first year i watched is cookie click one insanely wild ride this is gonna be people are really hyped for this game [Music] it there's over 5 000 people here already my god hold control to buy 10 of an item oh god so you want like 10 grand miles or like 10 like 10 cursors in one go this ups the mouse and cursors again too so like maybe i want to get more of that let's just add more cursors until we can like hit the limit get an army of grandmas heinous age 106. [Music] oh god they start at 86 and they just keep getting a year older you you should not be working for me you should be like really retired at this point i'm getting more achievements uh what what what upgrade do i want to get next the madison curse has gained plus 0.1 cookies for each non-cursor build and owned [Music] do we want to get the mine next okay let's get in mine oh that upset by 40. 47 cookies per second do i just want to go straight for mines now mines are twice as efficient please remove the notifications i'm not going to dismiss them the entire game let's see like how many of these we can just pile on keep clicking the cookie oh sorry hey let me let me invest in another mine grandma too no she's age 91 he's not as old as the others keep stocking up on grandma news cookies found to make uh parameter less hungry [Music] keep click people are real upset that i'm not clicking on the cookie aren't they my hand's sore i don't i don't want to keep clicking on it she even unlocked so baked right now get an auto clicker i get like an auto clicker and just says like 50 000 per second just line it up on the cookie medicine curses are twice as efficient so 36 366.4 it's a little better not too much uh we can almost get 10 cursors but i imagine just getting a mine out right is just better [Music] there's so many upgrades you gain cps the more milk you have i get milk i don't have that there's milk here [Music] i want dad to get careful tunnel for cookies check your stats for milk so cookies in the bank eleven thousand oh that's upgraded in real time cookies baked this ascension cookies baked all time [Music] my run was started an hour 50 minutes ago that's not quite true i opened the game then just to make sure it was working so i think that's why that's tracking that just so you guys know there was no there was no illegal cookie modifications for this game before the stream the fake run upgrades unlocked six out of 613 oh there was a golden i missed it oh my god why is there this many achievements [Music] milk is gained with each achievement there's 518 rank one plain milk [Music] wait legacy you've been on this run for an hour 51 ascendant now would grant you no prestige need one trillion more cookies for the next level okay so we got a while to go yet well let's get some more mines i desperately need to get upgrades soon cooking production multiplier plus one percent head of strain brand cookies arguably healthier than healthier than competitors as consumer survey i can click on it for plus eight myself i take it i want to get all these upgrades as much as i can [Music] and i imagine that's going to be better than just like buying like one minute outright gonna be a significant multiplier okay uh let's save up clicking gains plus one percent of your cps so that would be like five cookies [Music] i can make firearms twice as efficient soon let's get that go on you can name the bakery no we got repetitive strain already don't worry the cat costs 9 million cookies we're gonna need a few more until we get there uh i think i want to get like farms twice as efficient next there we go uh so 50 519 695 oh that's accelerating it a farm now gives 32 cookies per second there are more multipliers for for mines though [Music] getting one of them it's up in it by like 30. i can afford a lot of grandmas now and a cursor another cursor not a cursor [Music] and these cookies fda approved i don't think the fda can keep up i'll be honest with you you could probably make some cookies back by selling a grandma can i can i sell them i don't know how it works like you guys could just make it up at this point [Music] click the goddamn cookie i'm trying [Music] there's a sell option in the store i could sell grandma back i don't think i want to do that she's producing cookies [Music] okay we can it's still kind of valuable to get a few more farms and up the rate compared to mines get a few more of them we'll buy more grandmas later we're gonna we're gonna like stockpile a bunch [Music] roms has a thousand cookies a second [Music] ava oh my god thank you for the 20 gift subs you guys have been incredibly generous with those tonight jesus for a man that's literally just cooking on a clicky uh cook sorry cooking on a clicky clicking on a cookie girl rock thank you for the thousand bits i hope you're having a good time in dublin man [Music] cooking on a clicky he's lost it his brain is just like turned to mush let's get let's get more minds thousand per second now so that's why it's horror like this this streamer is in the head grandma's twice as efficient farms gain plus one's cookie cps per one grandma [Music] that seems insane if you get that and you have a lot of grandmas you can just make it so the farms like do all like 100 each all right let let's get that next let's click click on the cookie some more click on the clicky okay so it's 1057. these these grandmas are now working the farms so if i buy another grandma will that up it more each grandma is given 15.00 do i want to buy more farms or more grandmas to get even more from here grandmas are the most powerful unit in the game you want both do i just want to ignore mines for the time being [Music] buy some more grandmas i still want to finish out like the cursor circle too [Music] because we're close to that keep buying more curses keep a variety i guess you want to like kind of split your resources okay so new farm they're giving about 40 each now 41.3 if the grandma has a pitchfork does that mean they're working the firm oh cookie production increased by plus seven for 17 seconds oh my god [Music] invest invest stock up on a lot of grandmas [Music] this is rapidly accelerating i think we we need to get some more mines too will this go down again we got the full circle that gave me another achievement [Music] i'll get the upgrades grandmas are twice as efficient uh the mouse and curse is getting plus point one get it clicking gains what get it 215 a click buy the factory double the mines get more mines [Music] okay it's died down now it's died down but we have we've increased our rate of production to 3 800 cookies that's pretty good people are coming from very far away get a taste of my cookies now inspector loki thank you for a thousand bits air thank you for a thousand sell the damn grandma oh grandma's making us bank right now [Music] we're making 57.2 for per click of the cookie that's a lot [Music] grandma got real expensive [Music] 46 grand for grandma [Music] [Music] inflation people are saying that i should sell a grandma like that achieving unlocked just wrong [Music] oh no that helps me find another cookie factory [Music] but buy more cookie mines i'll buy back the grandma i thought [Music] news irate radio host rambles about pixelated icons then the cookies are aligned can anyone else see it i feel like i'm taking crazy pills that sounds like twitch chat watching me play this game and just getting very upset about it all he's not doing it right he's not he hasn't optimized the strategy oh my god blues thank you for 10 gift subs as well jesus you guys are being so generous tonight you're a man just clicking on a cookie how many people we're almost at 6 000 here now which is insane ava like 5k bits jesus i've been waiting for this day for over three years you made my day school starts today my internship starts tomorrow thanks for changing my mood from bored and stressed to the happiest human alive awesome in this game grandma equals success i didn't know my day could improve so drastically so quickly thanks for everything please give yourself a hug because you deserve it are you too sweet thank you very much sorry i was i was re i was reading the heartfelt message i'll get back to clicking the cookie now can i get any more upgrades i need a lot of money for the upgrades do i want to save for another upgrade i can double the farms again [Music] should i just save i can buy a lot of grandmas right now [Music] buy more cursors is it important to get even more cursors i don't know what's going to be the most optimal just save okay i'll just save can i get the double farm one next oh no there's another double grandma [Music] minor grandpa oh no he's supposed to be retired into the minds grandma goes like millicent is 107 years old again so thank you for a thousand bits the empty game game has been on hold for quite some time for various reasons we'll come out someday just well let you know it's still going thank you very much richie thank you for the three great subs as well okay double the grandmas grandmas are even more valuable now we'll get we get 50 of each to start with i think that's pretty good 75.1 if i click on the cookie grandmas are getting real expensive in relation to everything else [Music] feel sorry for your mouse it's doing fine there's more achievements coming in plus 15 notifications i want 50 grandmas there's a bank as well generates cookies from interest let me get my 50 grand mars first [Music] only one more we need here we go now costs a hundred grand for a grandma i i think we're good on the ground my front [Music] can you bake irl i can i actually really like making cookies too those are my favorite thing to make two more farms oh plus six thousand cookies i saw at that time she even unlocks sloppy kisses is that just because i have a lot of grandmas uh i don't know what to get next do i want the bank next farm's twice as efficient what do we say for next we need a cooking stream i really want to do like a bacon stream someday do i just keep getting upgrades for now or do i just get a bank [Music] upgrade the mines i could upgrade the mines there's another grandma efficiency it gets me going there's a lot of grandma efficiency [Music] [Music] my hand is already quite sore from clicking the cookie well i don't know how much impact my clicking even makes at this point considering how many we're making uh upgrade the farms sure [Music] it's going even faster now powerful tunnel let's go [Music] farms are trapped what are you talking about oh if you if you will too many farms you'll call the it cause the ecosystem to collapse you know [Music] and the cookie economy will be in shambles [Music] i can get some more factories the factory will give me plus 260 cookies a second i only have three factories right now uh getting mines twice as efficient might be good let's save up for that next there's news of above yeah people come very far away to get a taste of my cookies it's been like the the news headline new cookie based religion sweeps the nation oh that's double the minds jesus christ how high can we make it go come a long way from when i have to click to get like 100 cookies [Music] a new mine will make generate 235 cookies a second if i get a million i can increase production by one percent making factories twice as efficient isn't that good right now these upgrades cost so much 50 million for peanut butter cookies that's a lot [Music] do i save it for the bank next do i want more upgrades this one cost a million click the cookie guys my hand is sore don't you want me to get like uh 10 more cursors for 330 000 cookies i need 2.2 million to get more grandmas [Music] i feel like i want to try get even like more of these i only have 30 of these i only have 15 minds let's just up that to 20 months [Music] get another factory [Music] up to production we need at least five of us you're gonna need to start using scientific no no uh notation i got another achievement for click-a-thon so many i've got like 20 achievements i don't know if i feel accomplished right now we're four percent of the game complete [Music] upgrades unlocked to only two percent achievement unlocked mass producer the cost increases for each one you get yeah so i probably don't want to get too many of these things do i like a mine is costing a lot i think i went overboard with the grandmas grandma cost more than a farm now i can get up to 50 farms like maybe soon do you want to get 50 of everything [Music] no get the bank [Music] not yet eventually uncle taito thank you for the 15 quid blues thank you for another 10 gift subs we have a million cookies but let's save up for the bank then cookie empire free range free range from cookies popular today's hip ute says specialist it's better to buy the newest upgrade i can get factories twice as efficient or i can save it for the bank do you want a bank let's buy a bank [Music] 1400 cookies i think i need to clear the achievement log too because getting hard to see what i have you can see it here it's fine was there a gold cookie oh i didn't pay attention ah they'll come back they'll come back you missed it there's a lot of production multipliers a hundred million for all these different kinds of cookies i can make grandma more efficient for five million [Music] mr that are golden cookie counter three because i'm not paying attention i'm just zoned i'm just really spaced out playing this should i get this upgrade next plus one percent that even good get it [Music] it's not that much is it i guess that that will stack with everything in the long run i still want to get 50 of these things how much do i need for 10 1.4 million i want to get more of the mines too get more banks they're really good yeah actually actually that one bank is producing 11 of my cookies that's pretty good how many cookies do we need to click to break the counter i mean i don't know i'm getting 12 000 a second like that's pretty good as far as auto clickers go i think i got another achievement there it's hard to tell okay we'll get so we're gonna get a second bank then sturdier conveyor belts factories are twice as efficient don't i think i think just maybe another bank will be good keep going i'm so hungry this is not the stream for you oh wait i can get my 10 firearms soon though i do want to get the 50 farms i think i want to get horribly distracted here 10 more farms [Music] that might produce more than one bank maybe he's a fool rt no i gotta get up to 50. i still need to do the mines [Music] how much is it for the next 10 farms it's 5.9 million oh that's a lot [Music] we can save up we'll get it [Music] dunk the cookie i don't i don't think i can the milk is like rising up to it i know i'm saving for the bank but a part of me just feels this overwhelming need to have at least 10 factories [Music] and the sad thing is i gotta wait a while until i get one another factory i'm sorry i can't i can't help it i absolutely can't help it make it 20 factories part of me has not even looked at the mining counters like that needs to be 25 i don't know why i could get another 10 cursors [Music] but we are we already have a perfect circle we already have 50. if i get 10 more cursors i always i have to get 40 more curses after get 50 farms oh we still need more for that factories are complete there's 10 of them now i can i can write i can die happy [Music] get the factory upgrade yeah i i still have to get like a lot of upgrades here there's so many multiplies the gain from thousand fingers fingers by five was that the golden cookie upgrade that i've just been missing this entire time the thousand fingers thing get 50 farms hey akia good to see you [Music] we're back up to a million okay do i get the second bank because if i get a second bank i need at least three more banks to make it five banks that's how it works or do i just like invest in like dozens of cursors do we need 100 curses i can upgrade the factories or i could just buy another bank all right we'll get a second bank there you go the bank has been acquired cookies being clicked [Music] news person typing these wouldn't mind some someone else breaking the news to them for a change oh passive aggressive if factories are twice as efficient grand miles for five million [Music] cookie production by one percent so what what do we say for now is it just more banks the dev is watching right now oh wait oh is there a gold cookie i wasn't paying attention i keep reading chat ruined he's gone now yes rt flame chat no it's true i was reading do i get this over yes the people are going to be losing their minds i did that clear the achievements please i'll never clear them they're here to stay make the numbers uneven uh let me get like 51 of everything people would lose like people would like want to take me off the internet if i started doing that what is wrong with this man 49 of everything we need 25 minds i've decided [Music] we just do [Music] that unlocked a mine twice as efficient upgrade for six million it costs five million for the next upgrade oh my god we doing on stats [Music] golden cookie clicks three how many have i missed jf thank you for a thousand bits it's good to see you back man i hope you're keeping well glad you enjoyed me topia as well i'm having so much fun with metopia we're still four percent of the game clear all right i'm gonna clear this i got another achievement there i was gonna clear it so i can keep an eye out for the golden cooking better but i don't think i will i'm not gonna clear i could get more factories cook i can get another bank i'll get another bank okay 21 000 cookies a second we're never clearing this lock emily thank you for the 150 bits 60 is starting the leaf insert is imminent i'm considering doing english and trinity my own fear is that studying english will kill my passion for it due to the heavy workload etcetera i want to ask your personal opinion on that find the course made you any less passionate about it or should i just go for it i think if you're passionate for it you should just go for it uh is a wonderful course in trinity uh i haven't done it myself i can attest to that it's a bit tax in some weeks because you will have weeks where you just have to read like four novels and you know that that's not exactly fun you have like that's just a serious amount of reading and it's like even harder to absorb that information um i know that when i finished my course i went off reading for a good old while i only actually got back into reading i would say properly this year like this year and last year but like there was like a few years after i just i just couldn't do it uh because it's intense and you read a lot but if you love books it is good fun you just might need to you just might need a break i would say clean your room and your achievement block daniel no i'm not doing it you know uh let me i need to turn on the light real quick at least the game is playing itself you know so it should be okay let me i'll be right back back was there a golden cookie while i was gone [Music] i think we're good uh we need at least five banks 5.1 billion temple for 20 million all the precious ancient chocolate how many building types are there [Music] i still have to get all these upgrades too somebody get access to the computer and clear them i'll never clear this lock if it gets cleared it's purely by accident there are now museums dedicated to your cookies that's fantastic i want to get 50 farms still but i need six million cookies i'm gonna need a lot to get the mines up [Music] you can get like 20 factories in another 10 million cookies [Music] you get offered upgrades with things based on how many of the thing you own oh okay that kind of makes sense so are there cert do i want certain amounts of these is 50 just like the amount i should be aiming for [Music] was a was a cookie clicker strategy what's the meta heck yeah thank you for the you don't want to give me bits you're in the next room do you want a cupcake in this cookie stream i'm okay but thank you very much i'll happily accept one later if you're offering but i'm okay for now oh i think she's knocking on the door hello i just oh you don't have the password hang on i'll be right back hackie is in trouble hang on sorry [Music] yeah i'm back the cookie i got it i came back in time [Music] buy a bank buy a bank [Music] quickly invest everything we need as many as possible get another bank uh i can i can get more minds just just it let's get to 30. [Music] don't stop clicking you have to keep going [Music] i need another bank i'm gonna need at least two more banks wait is this still the frenzy has it settled now this might still be the frenzy i think it is there we go it's back down to 29 000 one more bank i think we did pretty good there all right let me let me get one more bank actually no for the price of one bank now i can get an upgrade i should probably update grandma shouldn't i [Music] or should i just save 20 million for the temple [Music] use repetitive strain set to be this year's most popular baby that's not a good name for a baby do we update grandma do we get the temple movie cancelled from lack of actors everyone's at home eating cookies laments direct is society being destroyed by like me just producing these cookies oh no [Music] temple and then grandma but the temple like the temple's gonna take a lot more to get i get i guess but yeah i guess if i get the temple first you know what i actually need i need one more bank this is unacceptable i have i have to get one more bank i can't i cannot help it the temple generates a lot [Music] if the temple is going to take a long while to save for i'm not capable of thinking long term right now this is all like immediate future thank you for the 20 quid please for me and for everyone who hates having the desktop cluttered to clear the achievements i'll never clear i'll you're paying me money just to press this x [Music] please for the love of god get rid of it can't do it i need i need an extra bank by the way i have to have 10. banks are twice as efficient now 70 million so many upgrades you're being so inefficient no look we're doing well news man wakes up from coma regrets it instantly doesn't have anything to do with cookies 100 herald selflessly inspired a boost in production for everyone resulting in plus 100 cookies per second to benefit from the herald bonus you need a special upgrade you do not yet own you will permanently unlock it later in the game every 100 current players on steam generates one herald up to a hundred oh okay that's that's kind of interesting i'll sell a grandma people keep asking me to get something else i'll do it i still kind of want to get the 50 firearms too [Music] i'm not addicted to cookies that's just speculation by fans with too much free time reveal celebrity is our planet getting lighter experts examine the effect effects of intense of chocolate mine [Music] oh no [Music] the secret to this game is that no matter how inefficient you are you are always making progress like for some people i imagine this must be like let me let me search this up hang on cookie clicker strategy guide [Music] okay this is important to consult six ways to make the most of your playthrough utilize these tips and tricks to get the cookies flowing i'm checking this the first thing is returning on investment create decisive strategy unlock achievements oh doesn't it it links in in this walkthrough guide uh a younger jacksepticeye playing it top of the warranty laddies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to cookie clicker now i know what you're thinking right off the bat jack why the hell are you playing going back in time i don't even know hang on i put it up last time saying oh i was playing one finger death punch and i said [Music] and then all of a sudden the comments exploded and everyone said jack you got to play god he's almost clean shaven i know you click and you get cookies zero cookies per seconds you're off how hard are they getting this episode if you liked it punch that like button i know jack we're already ahead of you oh no we're already ahead of him he can't help us we made more progress on them that's a shame okay the strategy guide can't help us oh i can get an upgrade uh what one do we want do we want to upgrade grandma oh is there a gold cookie you [Music] i've missed five golden cookies look it's fine [Music] uh let's upgrade the factories that gave us like six million or six thousand cookies per second people are saying get the cat you gain more cookies per second the more milk you have how much milk have i got for sake dad [Music] next i'm going to get the up to 10 firms that seems most efficient right dunk the cookie i don't know how to dunk it i can click on it but it doesn't do anything some people are still upset about the achievements chris thanks for 11 good humble addition to the daniel for the love of god get rid of the achievements fund how much money have people given at this point for me to clear this log resize the window can i make this bigger [Music] i make it more noticeable [Music] supposedly 1.8 e to the power of 308 is the max number of cookies that we clicked okay that seems like a lot lower thank you for 2 000 bits as well i only have 3k bits left i will donate two thirds of it if you get rid of the notifications i'm not doing it i'm not doing it [Music] uh should we upgrade grandma people were saying save up for the cat next [Music] this man wasted 2k how do i resize the the achievement window to make it bigger that's what i want to do right now [Music] press x no i'm not falling for that one it's not falling for that one i think you're gonna press alt f4 and that will resize the window the dare gave a thousand bits to have it take up the entire screen uh licensed memes gives five thousand bits for every achievement you remove uh by the way your most amazing three of your streams always make say ten dollars for every achievement you remove well that's what they're saying the most amazing street when your streets always make me happy even a hard day thank you for the happiness you're bringing everyone thank you very much am i bringing everyone so much happiness right now with this log well let me let me not buy the cat too no i'll buy it okay it's giving us an extra 3 000 per second the cat has been bought milk chocolate cookies for 500 million i could have bought 10 factories for that kind of regret it [Music] dunk the cookie i don't know how i could buy more cursors cursors are the only thing that's like remotely cheaper is it worth buying more of those they now cost 5.4 million to buy more cursors [Music] this stream will take a while thanks for the 10 quid i've created a monster bush thanks for 500 bits to get me to close the achievements exactly like you were 500 why is when the tags of this stream hover i i didn't set the tags i just picked the game category and that came up but i don't see the horror just yeah unless it's this achievement window this is driving everyone insane i never thought you could play cookie clicker wrong i'm clicking on the cookie aren't i i'm not doing anything wrong the cookie's been clicked could buy 10 more grandmas for 2.2 million cookies is that a worthwhile investment [Music] oh my god general it's 50 gifts is it was that touch close the achievement window as well is that why everyone's donated i'm never doing it it doesn't matter how much you give it's not happening [Music] i can buy a bank for another 5.6 million i can make the mines twice as efficient as well [Music] you know i i think i want to upgrade the mines there we go [Music] golden cookie i gave i got it that time oh that wasn't gold that was a bonus cookie [Music] gave me 200 000 cookies thank you for the 50 gift subs that's incredibly generous costing a lot for those i can get 10 grandmas for cheaper let's pick up the grandmas the grandmas are now real expensive let's stop buying grandma [Music] chalky milk you resize the game window you can dunk the cookie no there's no way to do it i can only click [Music] captain gives 1500 bits for the fun to never close the achievements [Music] there's a back and forth now thank you very much never surrender to them dad never close them and this is another one mr mustache daniel please i need this money to feed my family but my eyes are bleeding with those achievements [Music] i'm never doing it i've made this clear [Music] it's like ugly against 420 bits don't go in to give in to the pro closers what does that even mean upgrade the grandmas [Music] space monkey gives a thousand bits tank and we place some of the cookies we're hungry and you have a lot ava gives a thousand achievements are achievements once earned they must stay princess of heart gives ten quid please keep the notifications ignore the ones who want them gone achievement supremacy i'm not getting rid of them either way han gave 20 quid as well please keep the achievements up stay strong what do you mean stay strong oh my god he's so brave keeping the achievement window open nine billion cookies for kitten workers [Music] that's so many jf thank you for a thousand never give in to peer pressure dan never close the achievements novik thank you for the five gifts up i'm not doing it let me i'm retitling the stream someone gave a hundred quid hang on okay i've updated the stream title i will never close the achievement window 10 000 bits please close the notifications it's ruining me i'm not doing it [Music] uh plus one percent production that was that was really awful why did i buy that it was awful [Music] that makes no difference [Music] well i mean this is the last one that's available for under 10 million cookies [Music] i've never seen someone be so bad at cookie clicker i'm not doing any i'm clicking the cookie miss you farrick thank you for the 10 quid i don't care what you do with the achievements i just want to join in mr mustache thank you for another thousand [Music] okay so i can get this do i want to get that [Music] is that worded do i just want to save for a temple no more factories the factories are going to cost 10 million for 10 more should i invest in that it's a hundred oh my god 114 like thousand million 114 million just get the temple i can get the 10 farms though i'm so i can't help it i can't help it i needed those firms that unlocked out another firearms are twice as efficient for 55 million he's a fool it's just constant anarchy every time i read the chat now it's like why isn't he clicking the cookie what's with the window you can resize the window click the x by grandma hashtag achievement stream i got another achievement i think there plus 21 more notifications okay control scroll i'm gonna try it not doing anything [Music] doesn't do anything in options you can turn full screen off and resize the window no we got it we gotta keep oh that's why people want the cookie done because if i make the window smaller it'll appear in the milk is that it does that do anything no it does nothing it gives an achievement thanks for ted quit i've created a civil war and i've never been more proud oh that memes aside thank you to everyone who's been given bits on that because jesus christ you guys are too generous to me i can get another plus one multiplies the game from thousand fingers i can get a 10 million one soon banks are twice as efficient is it better for me to buy a temple or that cookie oh [Music] get it [Music] achievement bakery get that real quick just you just buy everything when that cookie comes we just like power on for the for the temple now i think we do keep going keep going i can get 10 more factories instead though it we're on the clock get up [Music] no why it's the industrial revolution i've got grandma's banks are twice as efficient get it get it okay we got a lot of upgrades there 97 000 cookies per second [Music] i got everything but the temple that people wanted me to [Music] hey but thank you for another thousand bits i've been trying to write an email for about half an hour despite being one paragraph long meanwhile wars ensued in the background please get the temp [Music] i'll never dunk the cookie too you think it's bad you think it's bad with the achievement window up oh i can make this so much worse [Music] i can make it so much worse you want to see worse [Music] it's all ruined we did get a hundred thousand cookies per second it's all ruined punish us i can buy 10 more cursors for 6.2 million that seems like a lot he lost 250 viewers when he clicked one of each [Music] there's just some people like no this son out i'm off okay i i want to have a relaxing evening i'm tired of this oh god [Music] okay i'll save for the temple i'll save for the i could get one no plus one percent is so bad right now save for the temple buy one bank now it costs a lot for the bank now i don't think the bank is worth it [Music] we've almost got enough i need to save up for making the firearms more efficient as well as the banks again everything is worth buying that's the thing is that everything is going to help you produce more cookies he missed a golden cookie behind the achievements no i didn't stop that [Music] dodgy thanks for 10 quid i didn't get involved in the cookie achieve in the achievement war so this is the war this this is war this war is now hurting the civilians dunk the damn cookie never okay temple has been bought [Music] that ups production by about 10 10 000 [Music] i need 200 million to make the temples more efficient jesus christ how much for more grandmas now we need a lot to get even 70. can i afford realistically just more cursors your cookies have been named a part of the world wonders it's good to know [Music] you know what i think i do want more grandmas so people don't lose their minds bothering me too there you go peace [Music] i can get plus one percent i could just save for another temple yeah now these numbers here are bothering me there's no consistency with all this i can't sell any more grandma so i guess we just push the 70. here we go we just have to buy more grandma how much is it for the firearms it'll be 24 million maybe i don't think i can afford that at least not for a while hey dan let me ruin your brain the icons for the cookie upgrades are off center [Music] they look centered to me it looks licensed babes thank you for the 31 gift subs jesus oh cookie i got it i got it [Music] the free achievement for clicking the cookie on the bottom right of the info tab okay i feel like i accomplished something there gameplay ah sure yeah seriously thank you for the 31 gift subset thank you to everyone's for giving like that you guys are way too generous he's only on temple how far does this go i need 5.1 billion for like the space rocket and he's 330 million for this one you know i'm just gonna buy it [Music] battering me because it's available and everything else is so much more expensive lucky day golden cookies appear twice as often and stay twice as long so i'll miss even more of them is what you're saying oh no okay uh we gonna are we gonna get up to 50 minds should we do it [Music] is it worth it [Music] [Music] you know we're gonna do it we go even more i feel like i have to get 100 cursors now too we got our pickaxe swinging from side to side i feel like i need more grandmas as well because there's still like space here but i understand it costs 36 million more to get more grandma [Music] must keep going dan if you click the plus 25 more notifications no i'm not doing that now achievements work in this game's back end the achievements aren't properly claimed until their notification is closed they end up not getting the hidden cps boost from them if you keep them on the screen i know i don't believe you i i'll never do it [Music] nice try [Music] lice is like 1500 bits there's soon going to be 31 achievements uh one soap sub per achievement not closed yes i change sides [Music] thank you very much [Music] if i get a second temple that means i'm gonna need at least three more temples the question is do i go for it it's gonna take a while i can also just save up for farms or banks twice as efficient how much is it for 10 more mines 65 million cookies that's a lot [Music] that is that is way too much i can get a nice 25 factories though factories are twice as efficient yep so that that upgraded another got another one [Music] cookie cookie lures in my opinion up there with god of war and i'm not even joking i can't tell if you guys are being serious at this point because like there's been no story as far as i can tell other than me just setting up cookie industries there will be don't miss tonight's interview of repetitive strain by billing blood generous oh no [Music] dory is kind of told by the descriptions on the news chocolate mines found to cause earthquakes and sinkholes oh gosh i get 50. i need to save up for more still a better story than kingdom hearts oh no [Music] get more banks i can just keep saving for temples i think the banks are still worth a fair bit more but if i get one bank now i have to get 20 banks it's gonna take a while i think i'm better off just saving for like the banks are twice as efficient uh that'll get me a lot more the grandmas have begun to revolt oh the grandmas are fine i can buy more cursors do it i need 20 million now to get more of them read the news you think there's like an international crisis happening or something like i'm reading the news moist cookies grandma [Music] look they're fine we rise go and cook it bye temple [Music] click olympics i got i got another bonus there you've used viral video too many cookies could be a grim commentary on the impending crisis our world is about to face says famous economist oh god so is really starting to hit the fan we need more cookies do i save it for farms twice as efficient or do i just buy in their temple which one quickly temple okay get another temple yeah no temple we need as many as we can get need at least five buy everything how much for the next cursor it's 21 million do i get i mean we got to finish the cursor circle but that's a lot compared to just the price of one temple [Music] i do kind of need a hundred curses though fossil records show cookie based organisms prevalent during cambrian explosion scientists say i need at least one more temple to have five new species of penguins discovered in distant country yup tastes like cookie says biologist who eats a penguin five temples acquired [Music] news ook says interviewed orangutang missile thanks for 25 good what a cookie tacit cookie cookie stream it's really the final crumble to the cookie cake i i am going to cook mitch and then it gets a bit dark oh no cookie factory's on strike robotic minions employed to replace work first oh no the grandmas [Music] we're losing them i need 50 million for another upgrade it's gonna take so long it's a wizard tower thumbs cookies with magic spells i need 330 000 cookies all right 330 million this is gonna take forever [Music] took you this long to notice the grandma uprising so like are you saying i should stop buying grandmas is that gonna cause trouble for me [Music] sell them we need more i don't think i could afford more it's 36 million for 10 more scientists predict imminent cookie related end of the world becomes joke among appears that can't be good quarterback is 500 bits says i'm lactose intolerant and take offense to this thank you very much it begins oh that's really ominous i don't like that one bit but you know we're gonna try i need 88 million for the last 10 hands complete the second circle [Music] it costs 4.3 million for a cursor [Music] it's cheaper to get a factory or even a mine oh no cheaper to get 10 farms i think yeah it is this is how the cookie crumbles i'm no longer happy with 25 factories it has to be 30 now it has to be 30. [Music] wait wait what was that about a woman in a coma obesity epidemic strikes nation x was playing that darn rap music you make me sick grandma [Music] oh no any other factory set up more [Music] it's the cookie virus no please wait cookie loans i guess i have a cookie problem [Music] cookie related end of the world new popularity survey says repetitive strains the word when it comes to cookies that can't be good not a factory i need one more factory [Music] once i get this factory then the upgrades are farms factories and banks we need to upgrade all of those [Music] double chocolate chip for 2 million god it's going to take a while comedian forced to cancel cookie routine due to unrelated indigestion it's cheaper for me to get a bank than a fact i know yeah i gave a lot of my cookies i gave a lot uh i can upgrade a lot of stuff now wait do i want to keep saving for the wizard tower i think if i just upgrade all these i'm gonna be doing pretty good [Music] you won't to be honest [Music] like let's upgrade the banks that's 30 000 more upgrade the factories that's another 50 000 you know upgrade the farms that farm upgrade was actually kind of terrible i probably should have just bought the bank and nothing else that's fine the bank is still cheaper than the factory all right so we should get more banks in oh but now i need to get i need to get how many more banks 130 million worth of banks okay i gotta say i'm unironically so happy you're playing this oh my god uncle tito thank you for six quid i have to go to work i see have fun taking over the world with cookies for the love of god get rid of the notifications i'm not doing it another bank history books now include a whole chapter about your cookies as they should the grandmas really [Music] i want 88 million for the for the extra curses cookie loans on the rise people can no longer afford them with regular money this this doesn't bode well for humanity i've like bought so much of the wrong things too that like it's cheaper to buy a farm than a grandma than a mine then a cursor then we go back to factory it's all like completely the wrong order i need i need one more bank there we go news foreign power politician involved in cookie smuggling scandal i can i can upgrade banker grandmas for 70 million oh we're gonna need that one [Music] banks gain even more cookies per second for four grandmas grandmas will power this society that's perform so we we need to get even more grandmas then don't we [Music] no dad you're making them stronger [Music] it's like how should i be investing here do i want to get more banks more grandma or just save for the upgrade first at this point cookies permeate the economy says economist if we start eating anything else we're all dead just save for the upgrade okay uh well that's the next golden you just gotta sit tight a while [Music] that's so many achievements get 100 curses yeah i do kind of want to get them but there's also like 4 million for a cursor like they cost a lot none of the cookies are a lot wait radio host rambles about pixelated icons none of the cookies are aligned can't anyone else see it oh that that's what people meant [Music] please we need a hundred yeah we do need to finish the second circle here not quite right is it [Music] i'll buy the grandma upgrade and then we'll see how we're doing [Music] my hand is so sore from clicking so i guess that's the thing now scientist comments on cookie particles now present in virtually all steel manufactured since cookie production ramped up worldwide that's not good it's not good at all [Music] cookie steel is a thing now i can increase it by two percent but that's really not much i can get a gold cookie again i could just invest so much back but i got i got to work for that if i get the 770s like 777 million i could get that that would probably really help labor tax rather blind study fines a real gamer's hands don't care if they get careful tuttle i i don't know if that's true real gamers have no regard for their health or well-being [Music] yeah that's right i'm a gamer i don't take care of myself okay grandma upgrade we now have banker grandmas [Music] do i just want to keep getting more grandmas now because they the grandma offers like benefit everywhere grandma gives more than a firm [Music] okay let's get more grandmas [Music] we'll gradually work towards a hundred grandmas get exponentially better they do seem to be like increasing in power which is quite terrifying got it [Music] get more grandmas invest in the banks we need to get 20. 20 banks [Music] 20 banks required okay now we save up for the cursors we gotta finish then i need a hundred cursors and a hundred grandmas two more curses they're costing 13 million each they're very expensive 100 cursors even unlocked of mice and men [Music] okay we have the double circle i think we're doing good do i save for 100 grandmas next do i want more farms i can buy a lot more farms relative to the cost of everything else you need more grandmas [Music] we need a hundred i could probably get another temple soon yeah i don't know but like a grandma seems to be pulling like a lot of weight now because like she has a knock-on effect for everything they keep doubling but we should probably get more temples shouldn't we buy intense i can afford 10 more farms if i wanted something make it to 10 temples you know everything else is intense so i think that's an admirable goal yeah you're right if i leave this game running overnight will it just keep generating cookies is that like the best way to play this game i'm actually trying to think about that now yeah it will [Applause] so like after this stream i'm just gonna leave the game running for like a day [Music] and we'll see how many like million cookies we end up with we'll probably miss a lot of golden cookies if we do that cookie emoji most popular about teenagers far ahead of judgmental okay hand sign and shifty looking dark moon says study wonderful mercy thank you for the tear tree thank you very much [Music] how am i doing here as well uh by another temple only six percent of achievements the kitten multiplier is actually pretty good though and we're up to chocolate milk now as we hit rank two five percent of upgrades my god there must be a lot how many hours would people put in this game i've been playing over time thousands too many i already have 160 hours oh my god [Music] people like clicking cookies it's an idol game you leave it going in the background i have a 1 000 day run you've had the game open for three years holy [Music] that's a long time [Music] it's like back in the day before people mind it mind like cryptocurrency was it just cookie clicker that everyone was in is that how the world worked pretty much gotta mind some cookie the cookies have a place under government surveillance that can't be good why don't you visit we're often grandma i don't know which one of that is there's so many grandmas let's create a cookie crypto currency that probably already exists no way that's not a thing pet goblins dangerous fat or juicy new market i had to talk about goblins for uh buy another temple we're almost at 400 000 cookies a second nation cheers legislators finally outlawed jack of lack of cheerfulness sugar lumps because you've made a billion cookies in total you're now attracting sugar lumps they uh coalesce quietly near the bottom of your screen under the stats button you have to harvest them when they're ripe after which you may spend them on all sorts of things oh here they are you have zero sugar lumps sugar lump is still growing will take 19 hours to reach maturity oh my god i'm gonna have to wait a long time to collect that [Music] is that like the re that that's actual time i don't get a sugar alarm for 20 hours oh is there a gold cookie ah it's too late [Music] it's too late [Music] i'm going to cry cookies now illegal in some backwards country no one nobody cares about political tensions rise in war soon hopefully [Music] oh no that can't be good [Music] use pieces of nurse sharks discovered in distant country yup tastes like cookies uh do i want to get plus two percent cookies i still don't think that's like that's not a lot is it all these ones for multipliers don't seem to give you much 100 million for a thousand fingers multiplies the gain by ten 1000 fingers is when i'm that's when i click on the cookie when it's gold yeah no it's not that he's addicted [Music] no it's a previous upgrade what's a thousand fingers it's an upgrade you have so should i get this i'll just multiply some random number by ten i don't know what the number is looking stats where's thousand fingers madison curse has gained plus one point plus point one cookies for each non-cursor building owned okay so that that will multiply that number by tendons that actually might be quite good [Music] erie mangoes and journey of introspection finds cookies i honestly don't know what i was expecting oh you can't escape anymore okay let's get a hundred million and we'll buy an upgrade [Music] oh my god that increased by a hundred thousand [Music] holy that was a pretty big upgrade yeah now i think we have to work at all the 100 million ones there's none others are cheaper [Music] that was a pretty good upgrade each cursor now generates 1300 cookies per second the the cursors are now 25 percent of cookie production oh my god [Music] right clicking on the temple stand i don't seem to do anything [Music] oh god people are talking about dev tools do people want me to hack this game like cheat open up like the cookie clicker console sure let's get plus two percent what what's the point in cheating like in a game like this i need more cookies as an achievement [Music] dope of me and goes burr you won't have to wait for sugar levels oh yeah i gotta like hack in like 100 sugar lumps of course [Music] banks are very expensive now the farm is relatively cheap i could get 10 farms i don't know if that's even good and grandma's cost 145 million now [Music] you might as well it's relatively cheap compared to everything else invest in some farms [Music] ten temples will cost 1.2 billion my god i do need to get up to 10 temples i need two more hate temples is just wrong we'll get more soon don't worry i beg you to get a hundred grandmas otherwise my life shall never be completed is there another hidden grandma upgrade if i get like uh 20 more of them it's gonna cost a lot to invest in the grandmas there is get a hundred okay there's so many more dan oh no all right the road to a hundred grand mass [Music] end game is like several days of game play away i'll leave this on overnight right whenever we end this stream i will leave this on and then come the end of like whenever the highlights of this make the way the youtube i'll include like a before and after of just how much i earned during the night oh is there a gold cookie i missed it again i'm bad at catching them where did they sh [Music] pay attention daniel well you gotta factor in that you know streamer blindness affects like one in every two streamers like i i lack all peripheral vision if i'm looking at chat i'm incapable of looking at what i'm doing it's just how it works these grandmas are getting real expensive by the way [Music] you'll have 16 billion after eight hours right now so i'll just go to bed now like i'll post a picture it seems like it seems to be the easier way to play this game just just leave it for like a day news is our media controlled by the cookie industry that could very well be the case as crackpot conspiracy theorist oh no something for 75 billion has now come up [Music] i just stream this overnight and not be here just let cookie clicker run i wonder if anyone's tried that just silent cookie clicker stream 24 hour stream cookie clicker i don't know would i be able to do that [Music] if i just leave the street do i just say at some point like right i'm clocking off for the night and i just leave the game open terms of service does not allow it okay it's probably for the best let's get two more grandmas [Music] it'll be even better than paint drying oh god you can stream a few changes that are just sleeping category is that a thing so i like a genre of content we now have oh no if you record it and play the occasional cough nobody would know i like record like some voice lines like [Music] let me let me record some like [Music] hey guys it's daniel here playing cookie clicker oh hang on i gotta go i gotta go to use the bathroom real quick hey guys it's daniel here playing cookie clicker oh hang on i gotta go i gotta go to use the bathroom real quick but i play that like just every half hour i play that like every half hour while we go and it's just like another clips like oh i needed that okay where we leave off guys let's play some more cookie clicker yeah oh i needed that okay where we leave off guys let's play some more cookie clicker yeah get let's get our sound files like kind of prepared oh there's a golden cookie look at the golden cookie oh no i missed it oh my mouse is unplugged i've lost control of the game i can't find the batteries anywhere because you know that's the cover story voice line that i play every now and then so if anyone asks why isn't the cursor moving oh there's a golden cookie look at the golden cookie oh no i missed it oh my mouse is unplugged i've lost control of the game i can't find the batteries anywhere [Music] we're just preparing our voice lines that we need so we can do like overnight cookie clicker stream we need to cover our vases oh i could afford an upgrade uh let's just buy a temple there we go what our voice lines do we need [Music] no guys i'm not removing the achievements because that's a log of my progress in this game that's my story no guys i'm not removing the achievements because that's a log of my progress in this game that's my story yeah let's uh let's stockpile these okay so i'm pretty sure with just the four of these like it's pretty convincing um that i'm like completely here [Music] uh so let me see if i can get these set up hang on [Music] uh i need to [Music] let me just get these okay so i want you guys to be able to like pinpoint the exact moment where i leave the stream here okay you're not gonna be able to tell hey guys it's daniel here playing cookie clicker oh hang on i gotta go i gotta go to use the bathroom real quick oh i needed that okay where where we leave off guys i think i did that a little quick cookie clicker yeah it's like oh i need to use the battery real quick oh i needed that yeah you got it you got to wait like at least two minutes that sounds like i just shot myself in my chair no guys i'm not removing the achievements because that's a log of my progress in this game that's my story i needed that oh there's a god oh there's actually a gold oh no let's play some more quickly i've lost control of the game i can't find the batteries anywhere no i missed it i missed it for real oh oh i needed that okay where we leave off guys let's play some more cookie clicker yeah [Applause] um so upset i can't believe i missed that let's buy another temple there we go oh that was so believable [Music] fake stream oh my god wait just to make it authentic what are you guys talking about it's a real stream nothing's pre-recorded here i'm talking to you live like xxgamer i see your message in the chat sorry i bought the mic there save it what are you guys talking about it's a real stream nothing's pre-recorded here i'm talking to you live like xx gamer i see your message in the chat sorry i bought the mic there [Music] xxx camera oh like now we can create the perfect stream hey guys it's daniel here playing cookie clicker oh hang on i gotta go i gotta go to use the bathroom real quick no guys i'm not removing the achievements because that's a log of my progress in this game that's my story oh i needed that okay where we leave off guys let's play some more cookies yeah it's a real straight guys [Music] he's [Music] oh there's too many layers there's too many layers we're losing track of who's who it's not gonna sound realistic at all with all these different recordings going live it's too many layers we're losing track of who's who it's like it's not gonna sound realistic at all with all these different recordings going oh my mouse is unplugged i've lost control of the game i can't find the batteries anywhere hey let me okay this one's might be chilling hang on oh there's a oh there's a hang on i can i can do it right i can do it right [Music] okay oh all there's a no hang on it's not letting me [Music] oh there's a gold it's not working i gotta overlap it it's just all there's a golden oh it is a golden that's like a voice line of itself oh i can i can buy something again um 100 million cookie modifier there we go uh we need we need to make progress to a hundred uh grandmas oh there's a call oh god blues thanks for 10 quid dan can you please stop before me toasters you're scared might scare my sleep deprived mind there are too many of you any oh there's a cold it's got some 38 million for grandma it's cheaper to buy a bank than grandma these are really expensive grandmothers [Music] i haven't clicked the cookie in a while we need a hundred million a mine is now the cheapest thing grandmas are on demand it's gonna cost like close to 600 million i reckon to finish the grand mass spend they almost cost as much as a tempo [Music] they're a dying breed cookies could be the key to quantum bacon says scientists but it will be cheaper to get the wizard tower than another grandma at this point it's so expensive they're endangered if i get if i can get a golden cookie i can get a golden cookie maybe i can afford some more grandmas it's just gonna take a little while what like other abilities do i want and get temples twice as efficient buy another grandma she's 50 million now i'd have to sell like everything else in the game to buy another grandma buy more quickly liquidate everything [Music] obesity epidemic strikes nation experts blame mysterious ghostly entities oh no [Music] it's getting worse [Music] how did a voice lie about your finger hurt okay guys i'm gonna take five hands getting real sore you know i can't i can't make all these cookies myself you know i can't i butchered that voice line okay guys i'm gonna take five hands getting real sore you know i can't i can't make all these cookies myself you know i can't i butcher that voice line oh i needed that okay where we leave off guys let's play some more cookie clicker yeah [Music] oh i hate this another grandma golden cookie oh that only gave us 1.2 million that's actually not that good that was a regular cookie that's so bad at this point that's like that cookie was only worth two seconds of cookies cookies trying to make humpback whales less hungry it's so much cheaper to even buy curses at this point 10 grand mars is like 1.18 billion the space rocket costs like as much [Music] oh my god [Music] xx gamer gives six quid hey rtdaniel heard you saw my message in chat just want to say you're awesome stay epic gamer thanks xxx gamer okay can we get a pogchamp from the chat for xxx gamer he's one of the rt crowd on this channel that's what i call you all he's a true art here 58 million for grandma next one's 67 million i could buy 10 mines for the price of one grandmother [Music] stay epic gamer [Music] oh god those uh because someone said rumble tumble that was a hilarious thing i saw on the subreddit the other day uh and i just want to share this with you i i this is hilarious to me okay uh so someone that they made a version of the rt hunger games where it's every single variant of rumble tumble games there's zumba tumble games rainbow timbal rumble tambo ramble tumble uh ramble temble brian bull tymball there's kumble tumble my personal favorite i think is a jumble tumble and they're trying to like determine who's like the superior version of rumble tumble games and it's amazing i love it uh here's like day one like jumble tumble games finds a bag full of explosives bumble tumble runs away from cornucopia rumble timbal runs away bumble tumble on tumble tumble fight for a bag bumble tumble gives up and retreats it's like quite a bit so assemble tumble wumble tumble ramble tamil and fumble tumble share everything they gather before running mumble tumble runs dumble tumble finds a bow it's amazing [Music] uh so thank you uh the lad and the subreddit for setting that up i i love it it's so funny oh we can afford another grandma [Music] what about rooting too and i don't know if ruben tootin's in there i don't know i think it's like specifically like humble umbels and the nose what are you gonna have jumble tumble on stream oh god [Music] get 99 grandma's only joined the artist no i gotta get a hundred they're getting so expensive it's gonna cost like 300 million to get these grandmas i could up cooking production by six percent and like double even temple output woman wakes up from coma asks for cookies sounds about right [Music] have you seen the horror power of this game yet i mean does this qualify as the horror part i'm kind of just waiting this is gonna run like a very long time [Music] grandma is the most expensive thing it's cost she's cost as much as a temple now oh my god i could straight up just get ten minds like over getting another grandma okay two more 88 million for the next one oh god they're so expensive [Music] give me like one the gold give me the golden cookie that just makes it so like everything is times ten for like a few minutes i could use that use an auto clicker i can't i can't we've been here so long i can't just cheat how far away away are we from a sugar lump uh just another 19 and a half hours [Music] oh and then we gotta wait for it to ripen which will take another day and then it will fall another day after so uh so we gotta check back on i think like saturday and it should be done oh no that's gonna take a long time [Music] was there a gold one oh i missed it i missed it i didn't see it where was it the highlights of this are going to be agonizing it's going to be like a compilation of every single golden cookie i missed [Music] it was by the banks near the temples okay so like there okay well let me get let me focus on getting the last two grandmas now the most expensive thing in the game and then i'll try keep an eye out for the cookies we need one more grandma who's worth a hundred million expensive grandma so one of your grandmas if i sell a grandmother she's worth 22 million to sell at this point oh my god oh we can't tell grandma we can't we need a hundred grandmas we have to be strong [Music] wait news new ek working fine going on [Music] she needs that job she does most bakeries now fitted with atms to allow for easy cookie withdrawals and deposits that's good i'm trying to stay as alert as i can for like the spot of golden cookie this time i'm focusing on like the game rather than just reading chat [Music] just get a six pack of grandma i don't know if that's something you can do [Music] is there any more grandma upgrades if there's one more grandma upgrade like it's gonna go through the roof double chocolate chip no nothing with grandma you missed an earlier message saying the guys e key was broken oh okay there are a lot of grammar upgrades to go you're very early in the game okay well we're gonna get the final grandma now i think a hundred is fine i can't imagine we need more [Music] you need a thousand grand miles for the final achievement you always need more [Music] oh you sweet summer child is it really going to get to the point where it's like yeah you you need you need 200 grandmas there's a hundred retirement home unlocked now we need 500 million to upgrade the grandmast [Music] oh i need a golden cookie and i need to actually see it and not miss it again [Music] give me give me the golden cookie that just ups it like dramatically [Music] don't see any yet i'm trying to keep an eye out [Music] buy the cookie upgrades yeah i i do need to buy the cookie upgrades too there's a lot of different types of cookies that i need to get still rise the grand mars will rise i don't like how cult like it's becoming i do seem to be destroying the world's economy so you level them up with sugar lumps [Music] oh no and you gotta wait physical time for all that oh this game's never gonna end i i i laughed that like because like someone said that like they played this game for three years and i thought that was absurd i think it's just accurate it goes on forever [Music] i don't even know what i should be saving for right now you thought there was an end well surely the game gets to a point where it just runs out of stuff but uh yeah i mean it's just gonna be a while five percent of achievements well upgrades [Music] so it did take an extraordinarily long amount of time to get there [Music] then apparently you can ascend as well you need 900 i need 997 billion more cookies for the next level of prestige [Music] chump change oh you got 110 million cookies that's cute [Music] that's real cute i need 500 million more to upgrade grandma again only the game would give me a golden cookie that i would actually respond to in time only oh there's a golden cookie look at the golden cookie oh no i missed it oh my godly not today i've lost control of the game i can't find the batteries anywhere [Music] i have a wired mouse too it doesn't even have batteries [Music] it's a sad troop uh do i do i want to get all of these ones these are all plus two percent i've gotten tired of clicking the cookie yes you do okay just let's just keep upgrading them [Music] how to do the voice lines interact cookie oh we got it okay so what do i need like the wizard tower although two percent of like that much is a lot get a wizard tower slash grandma okay we're getting those upgrades i'm gonna i'm gonna get those just because it's all like it's going faster and then the percent will actually factor in the while we got the speed boost is what i'm thinking so i think we make more cookies overall and we get like a ton of upgrades by doing it this way [Music] there we go i think that was pretty good we got every like we got like uh every cookie upgrade available to us there for 100 million [Music] okay well i guess i'll just leave this game overnight now i think i'm done for now i thought we would go i i thought we would go away by selling us how quaint oh no grandmas are unionizing okay i'll get a wizard tower i'll get a wizard tower before i finish tonight all right [Music] we need a second stream of this now i'm gonna just leave it on for like the overnight see because i'm curious how far it will get if i just like ignore it a day [Music] i'll just take a picture [Music] welcome to the traffic this cookie clicker you will never close it because number go up is good call me grandma grandma's starting to scare me [Music] take about a minute uh how long will it take for a second is that much [Music] gotta wait like just a few minutes and we'll have enough of the tower [Music] i reckon if i keep it running i can get like a hundred of absolutely everything just for all the save that proceeds i can already get a lot of the mines i can spend 65 million and just get 10 more we want 50 minds yes we do mines are twice as efficient oh that unlocked a lot of upgrades but these always here temples are twice as efficient [Music] all chocolate cookies white chocolate macadamia nut cookies [Music] i think those ones are already there well the mining one might not have been it's now costed 264 million to get more mines jesus christ 2.3 billion for 10 more grandmas oh but we can get more farms get them [Music] rt could you calm down the gameplay it's getting too intense man you could literally buy a grandma and make them play the game for you [Music] i will pay you like a hundred million dollars to sit and play cookie clicker and click on the golden [Music] cookies theos of the world discover new cookie religion oh boy guess we were wrong all along oh no you play is river i mean there's not much else to it i fear i don't know what else i could do i need 50 billion for some of these multipliers 9 billion for the next cat upgrade 200 million to double the temples i mean that's 200 million is probably the next marker are bad golden cookies be careful what do you mean bad golden cookies [Music] that was the stale cookie not yet just how extensive is the cookie pantheon uh theologian speculate about possible goddess of clickbait oh god [Music] okay we'll save it for the wizard tower see how much that ups production i'll even click the cookie a little bit more there you go fool's gold cookie this game was last updated in 2020 it's never ending i mean it was released on steam like literally this week it's amazing like it's still about the fact that there are spoilers in a cookie cooking game is hilarious i find that like absurd but the universe pretty much loops on itself suggests researcher it's cookies all the way down [Music] just click as much as i can clicking upgrade that's pretty good i click and upgrade made a huge difference there too i got me a lot more points okay wizard tower uh that generates 60 000 cookies per second and i can i can double the temples too another 100 000 cookies [Music] okay i think i think we're good for now i think i think we might leave it there because like this is gonna go on forever and just save up for more cookie upgrades pointier hats for 3.3 billion sacrifices people being sacrificed in the temples still a lucky day upgrade i can upgrade grandma again too okay i think i've had enough of clicking the cookie for one day do i dare close the achievement window okay do i do it no don't what's the set what what does past me think no guys i'm not removing the achievements because that's a log of my progress in this game that's my story i guess we can't close it okay i'll uh i'll leave the game running overnight then just to see where it gets to [Music] uh it says automatically doesn't it i think it saves automatically every minute okay we don't have to worry about much [Music] do i buy anything more before i leave it for the night because i i'm not going to buy it i'm not going to invest any more when i leave it alright 4 10 of anything i can get 10 more factories okay 10 factories obtained 900 000 a second [Music] like someone could probably work out the mats there as to how much i'm gonna make assuming that i don't like you know stay up all night by my computer hunting for golden cookies gotta hit the million per second [Music] cookie factory is linked to global warming oh no uh how much more do i need to get to a million per second i need a golden cookie to get it there we upgraded a lot but like the next abilities like if i make grandma twice as good will that get it up or like the mine's twice as efficient [Music] how much more to a million [Music] teeth please go to bed but it's so close to a hundred million a second we can get it we can get it i just need a golden cookie i just need one more i just need another fix can't stop playing i can't stop clicking the cookie [Music] just one more golden cookie that's all i need one more golden cookie i can get to where i need to be [Music] x thanks for those of bits yrt shouldn't close this game it means closing the achievements it's true can't do that uh can i can i afford 10 of anything i can get 10 banks soon for 465 million would that be enough to get it to where i need it or do i just need like another wizard tower i need a golden cookie i'm not producing the cookies fast enough there needs to be more cookies the world needs to be washed than you and the cookies [Music] that's not enough okay if i get a second wizard tower accusations of cookie abuse or only vile slander reveals celebrity we need more upgrades no i'm not gonna be able to get the upgrades they're too much if i get another wizard tower or you know even one more golden cookie we should have enough [Music] need one more you're starving dad you need your cookies all you need drink your milk too [Music] please thanks for a thousand bits just leave the stream and game open overnight we'll keep an eye on the cookies for you unfortunately i've been informed i cannot leave my stream running overnight as funny as that would be [Music] 40 million cookies that's the wrong kind of luck he needs to be the multiplier [Music] it's not good enough i've had those cookies 40 million not enough i need more more more [Music] set it to the sleeping category no i'm not gonna do that i've almost got enough for the wizard tower [Music] oh god make the stream into a sabotage it's like cookie clicker sabaton like yeah let's go like we'll go 24 hours wizard tower it's so close it'll take another five minutes to get another wizard tower we just need one more tower we just we just need to sliver more we just need a few more cookies and we're good for tonight like dad no we need to go home just a few more cookies i just need some more i haven't made enough amber thank you for the five gift subs thank you very much you guys been so generous with the gift subs and that tonight like thank you everyone just one more golden cookie we just need a little more we just need the multiplier rt please go home your wife is worried i think i can't go home i need more [Music] that'd be falling into the chocolate factory help oh god 86 million how many more do i need for another tower 436 million one more tower ought to do it is it better to get a tower actually or just upgrade grandma which would be more powerful actually insane streamer upgrade grandma okay all right we'll upgrade grandma next that means we need that means we need a few more cookies no just just a few more and we'll be able to afford it we just we just need to go a little further i can quit anytime i want apple thank you for the five gift subs thank you very much just i just need that additional golden cookie one more golden cookie and i can have enough for everything i need [Music] it's the willy wonka machine all over again you have to let go major city being renamed repetitive strainville that's not a good town name be strong daniel i just need 200 million more i need 300 million more because we're going for the grandma upgrade [Music] don't understand the need to get this i'm like watching like a hawk now for the golden cookies like i can feel it i'm not looking away i'm like ignoring chat now you could all be on fire and i wouldn't know [Music] i'm suffocating on cookies help that is neglected us finally free from this case [Music] just one more golden cookie that's all i'll take now we need the spaceship and then we need whatever this is for 75 billion when will be enough cookies it's never enough there must always be more and we got to keep streaming until the sugar lumps come in so you know we're going to go long stream tonight guys we're all going to keep going till saturday and you're going to have so much fun that means even more cookies 3 day stream [Music] almost got enough for the tower it will never end [Music] the number must be bigger i'm just i'm i'm just picturing like the kylo ren meme in my head now where he just starts screaming that more but it's just a cookie cookie wizard's denying bob and shockingly ugly newborn infant is honestly grotty looking but natural says doctors [Music] yeah we just need a hundred million more cookies we're almost there [Music] we're almost there i want every grandma we have to bake cookies for that man give me give me a golden one cookie flavored popcorn pretty damn popular there it is there it is there it is more more we need more plug it as much as we can [Music] invest in temples while the buff is active more [Music] invest in more temples [Music] i need one more temple the whole planet is enjoying your cookies more my girlfriend is shouting to ask what is happening okay we did it grandma's princess grandma we now get like a billion cookies 1.1 billion [Music] come give grandma a kiss okay i think we'll leave it there [Music] snack thanks for the tear tree i think we'll leave it there i think that's a good point to call it uh oh hang on just one second julie's concerned for my well-being has opened the door more we need you more she doesn't understand [Music] oh no okay that's it for today thank you so much to everyone who subbed and gave bits tonight jesus christ there were a lot like cookie memes aside thank you so much everyone for supporting me tonight i'm gonna leave the game running overnight i'll post a picture and i'll let you know like what it gets to it's 5.1 billion for just something called the shipment [Music] after this bringing fresh cookies from the cookie planet sounds rather ominous but yeah we're gonna we're gonna leave it there seriously thank you so much to everyone who subbed and i gave birth tonight there were so many of you um i will be streaming tomorrow again uh we're gonna be streaming with kevin tomorrow i haven't played with him in a while he finally returned my calls uh and we are gonna actually be checking out some no man's sky together uh i've been interested in checking that out myself for a very long while and the opportunity has actually come about where they've offered both myself and kevin a sponsorship to play i i've been talking about i think on my stream for a good old while that's like i keep meaning to play this at some point um so this just seems like a good chance to finally go and do it so yeah we're gonna we're gonna actually check it out it should be good fun i'm looking forward to it we faffin about with kevin uh it should be it will it'll also be an afternoon stream uh we're starting at three o'clock in the day so 3 p.m bst sorry i'm pausing for a moment because i keep looking back at the cookie clicker game just to see if there's another golden cookie i got i gotta go i gotta go who else is streaming i'll leave you in someone's care what if there's what if there's another cookie what if there's just one i gotta go i gotta go okay uh let me see who's all going uh well you know we might we're right julie julie's still going go say hey you'll probably hear me say hi on her mic when i walk into the other room in like a few minutes to like get a drink uh but go say hey to julie she's doing a halloween picture for fall uh we'll probably be doing a stream another stream together too on saturday uh me and julie but she is visiting it's just a good chance to do it i think warioware like there's a switch game of that coming out real soon we might play that that has co-op yeah thanks for coming tonight though folks hope you enjoyed the cookies i'll keep you posted on how this goes uh reminder again if you're interested in being a mod for the channel too application form is now posted in the discord we'll give it a look if that's something of interest take care and have a good night guys see y'all tomorrow [Music]

Channel: RTGame Stream Archive

Views: 40,954

Rating: 4.9387937 out of 5

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Id: Txf_SYKGWHY

Length: 192min 23sec (11543 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 11 2021