RTGame Archive: PowerWash Simulator

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] hello folks hear me okay how's it going hope everyone is well after last night i hope everyone enjoyed the stream last night uh we're doing we're doing something a bit more laid back today i will spend quality time with your dad uh basically playing like dad's the game today give people a chance to join the stream ass tab down [Music] ah god oh how you all doing hope everyone's been having a good day this is so funny my dad's power washer in the backyard right now well why watch your actual dad power wash when you can watch me when you can watch me irish dad power rush don't spend time with your actual father watch me instead please the only way i can sleep at night oh god uh we're playing like the funny uh wacky simulator game game today wow you do you do a task and that's the game there's like hundreds of these on steam where it's like bus driver simulator or it's like shelf construction worker simulator mow the lawn simulator paint a drywall simulator like th there's an entire genre of these games uh [Music] but i thought we tried one today just the one a chair simulator i think that's one way you just sit in a chair like i'm convinced half these games are only made for youtubers to play them and then to laugh at how silly the game is and the fact that it's an actual finished product um but they got me because i'm playing it now this one is genuinely good it does seem quite satisfying compared to most you know it's like at least a league above like [ __ ] sitting in a chair i guess you know and yet rt here you are i'm very tired today all right dad's hung over from like the 10-year birthday party he had to orchestrate and throw last night dad's real tired you know so like that like this is dad's day off he he just needs to not sink oil uh he doesn't want to be disturbed by the family he just wants some alone time so he's gonna go wash the car for like seven hours that's basically what this game is for me today oh and rit i've ever sat in a chair it's pretty rad well i mean people on this channel actually specifically like it when i don't sit in my chair they [ __ ] go wild for that to be we having a moat for that now i don't think people want me in the chair at all [Music] oh god [Music] hung over after a 10 year 10 year old's birthday listen the amount of energy you need for a 10 year old's birthday like those parties are [ __ ] wild like when you get older when you become a boomer like me in later life like birthday party is like here's your four friends we're gonna like watch a tv show eat pizza and drink or like play a board game i'm like that's the birthday but like when you're 10 it's like you got to invite like your entire classroom you need a cake you're going to like the bouncy castle fun fair park a does a pinata everyone is [ __ ] pumped up on sugar the little shits are running all over the place their heads are just colliding into each other there's like an assembly of like five parents that's sole responsibility to make sure the little shits don't kill each other it's [ __ ] exhausting absolutely exhausting and like when they all like collapse of exhaustion at like 8pm you all just start drinking it's the only way to survive those days uh kids birthdays are battle royale like they're violent affairs like jesus christ you can get through like a kid's birthday party and like one of the kids is not none of the kids are injured that's a very successful birthday party there's always someone who gets like hurt at like a children's birthday party [Music] you sound like you're speaking from experience but no because i was the 10 year old kid that was like orchestrating these birthday parties back in the day that's my experience they're violent affairs i think i almost died there was like one that i remember it was like a bouncy castle park right and there was supposed to be this big slide that goes into a giant ball pit and it's like a two-tier kind of castle thing that you walk up in i [ __ ] just got to this top of the slide and just jumped in the ball pit like i just went down it left i i was okay you know kids are also indestructible that's the other thing like it doesn't matter what happens to them like their bones just to regenerate [Music] but i gave everyone a nasty scare because i could just [ __ ] jump [Music] kids are immune [Music] it's like doctor who basically and then like you turn like 20 20 years old and you stop regenerating that's when you realize you're on your final cycle as the doctor and like this is like your shell that you're stuck with for the rest of your life and then suddenly your knees hurt it's like you're an adult now you've like here's a sort of random ache in your body and you don't know why exactly it's there my knees already hurt at 18. oh god almighty night crawlers thanks for a thousand bits me and my cousin had a bounty hat a bouncy house and we used to purposely tip it over on harvard like that's the thing like when that's the other thing with like kids and that like they find they invent new ways to kill themselves like they're [ __ ] that they're creative about it which must be a [ __ ] nightmare as a parent like they'll invent new games that are designed solely to hurt themselves and you've got to stop that [ __ ] before it happens oh god almighty like sometimes like you'll just be like your friends are hanging out and it's like one pops an apple on his head and it's like bet you can't hit it with a baseball bat he's like no no no no you just gotta run and stop this scenario before someone ends up in hospital [Music] nail gun tag was a game i used to play jesus [ __ ] christ nail contact oh that does not sound safe oh no i hope you treat your parents well now that you're a little older and wiser for the [ __ ] like harris attacks you must have given them oh god oh my god [Music] uh keith thanks for a thousand bits it's 4 a.m so good night dad have a good stream all the best hurry up and play the game [Music] we're telling stories i'm sorry if i'm delaying it from the riveting gameplay that is washing my car like [Music] okay well let's get into it i suppose all right i'll start i'll stop the smash bros brawl music uh because we need the high octane action clean the van like it literally is just clean my car that's the first mission okay great news finally found a van for you at the auctions under your budget don't freak out when you see it it looks like it's been dredged from the bottom of a lake that's a good thing it means no one else bid on it they missed out underneath that hideous layer of gunk is your perfect workhorse engine's a dream no rust there's even equipment in the back need a good hose and down you're in business okay this is our first job watch dad clean his van what this does a lot use washer toggle washer switch nozzle aim jump move what i don't know why you need a sprint key in power wash simulator okay you can stand and crouch uh you can rotate equipment with z and x uh select extension select nozzle select soap okay that's how complicated can it be powered being clean that's real [ __ ] loud ain't it sorry okay now let me let me show you sonny boy how you get the tires all right there's like layers of rust that's coming up i don't think it's it would go this quick burn it to the side too get a better angle there's my license plate daniel this is not satisfied well i'm cleaning the car oh this is not satisfying it's clean isn't it it's still a little loud okay let me turn it down more there we go that's better i want this to be like the asmr screen there's like two layers i need to get through here too door's finally clean am i supposed to change any of my settings as i go or am i just going to use this the entire way because i feel like this is doing the job pretty well use the zero degree nozzle how do i how do i change the nozzle again let's rotate i only have the stubby gun right now 15 degree 25 degree zero degree nozzle oh so this is just like a straight line so like if you do this on like the mirror like it snaps from the water pressure let's burn the zero degree nozzle look at that clean the window this is the entire game isn't it 45 claimed this is going into my unsatisfactory compilation are people upset with how i'm cleaning my care this hurts to watch this is horrible do it slowly am i cleaning it too fast surely that's what you want to do like we can clean more [ __ ] if we go fast let's use the 40 degree nozzle just broad strokes broad strokes jump up on the roof 60 percent clean tires looking better already you have no rhyme stop it hurts i'm unfollowing hey this other nozzle isn't doing it for me let's let's go back to the go like a nice old 15 degrees it's too slow so like now i'm going too slow am i you guys are like the [ __ ] [ __ ] goldilocks here tires clean too fast this one's too slow listen this is this is supposed to be my relaxation this is how i get away from like my children i just don't want to interact with the family and the important thing is not if you're having fun it's if dad's having fun doesn't it doesn't matter what you're saying that i want to clean no this is this is my game you don't get you don't get the you don't get to use this all right and also i think if a child used like an actual power wash gun they'd probably like burn their skin they like put it on their hand and just like the bone would reveal itself toxic parents i've never seen chat so upset as me just washing my car the 85 percent i'm missing a few spots but i'll go back and get some get all up in the tires look at that oh look at that we're gonna go for the full 100 it looked better when it was dirty it's nice and clean now what are you talking about see look at that i've cleaned that all up look how nice it looks now so clean this is the other tire we like the dirt that's why that's why this is dad's game not your game gotta gotta really get this tire this tire this tire doesn't want to stay clean i feel like i'm am i just moving the dirt it's already cleaned you're telling me like dude there's like a clear color difference there oh that's the water okay oh you can press tab to see what the dirt is all right so now we can really get going contract all of the dirt this must be what it's like to be you know the brands of soap that claim to kill like 99.9 of germs stick on like the tracking mechanism and then like the bacteria can't escape point the point one percent will always get away and you can do but i that clear this window i think it's just the roof now you just stand on the vehicle i'm sure this is safe to clean we just walk through the soap like dad dad are you gonna be all right up there i'm fine son leave me alone dad i don't think it's safe you gotta come down uh don't tell me what to do dad no you can't you like the ground's gonna be slippy i'm washing my car the way i see fit oh oh dad no oh mom call mom i missed a few bits of dirt a wing mirror has been cleaned i need to get this mirror there we go that 99 percent where's the last here's the last bit of bacteria can't rest till it's all gone just this window what's left okay there's a few bits on the bumper all right where's like the last speck of dirt there it is like eviscerate all this make sure we got it any more inside the van i don't think you can open it here's my current loadout i have no cleaning liquid it's just water at the mo the bumper isn't done it's spotless the underside you can't even notice the difference no one's going to check there is this the extraordinary dr power wash i got your details from your friend harper i could really use your help oh he gave me a hundred dollars for catching that bit under the bumper okay well the car is completely transformed now there's still bacteria on it just purge it dad what are you doing sometimes i need to feel pain son to know i'm still alive dad no can we have pizza now there's only pizza for me i'm the one who did the clean oh i knock over the no just accomplish me wait i i can just start spraying everything why does it let me do this you like sheet as if it's like a gun it's it's not an assault rifle like that's like that's like the position you hold the gun in call of duty when you're looking at like a friendly character hold your fire at the toolbox bigfoot strikes again okay uh open the tablet to continue so here's oh here we get to see the time lapse i like have to do a few rounds of that car let the kick keep going around it's so unsatisfying uh fire next hundred bits dad might die but the van will look immaculate dad has priorities it's so unsatisfying like no one likes that okay well level complete clean the back garden four hundred dollars walnut street muckingham hey doc i hope you like a challenge because i'm pretty sure i've got the dirtiest backyard you've ever seen that's not me bragging by the way i had nothing to do with it i've just moved back to town for a bit to help my folks who are both down to their last knee rent at what i thought was a great little place could have questioned why there weren't any garden picks in the ad they must have bred rhinos here all right anyway my girls are itching to get out there i don't want them still itching when they get back inside so please do your thing thanks a lot details we he's paying us by like individual peace you clean the toy car i'll give you two dollars you cleaned his chair that's an extra dollar extraordinary dr power wash is on the scene why would you want to power wash a lawnmower i hope it's not an electric lawn mower that's going to cause a problem dad please the pizza i gotta clean the backyard next you know i want i want to spend time with the family but uh you know just just more work came in oh mike did a [ __ ] bomb go off here that's like an impact crater jesus that's so at what point do you just burn the sofa who wants to sit in this that's gonna smell forever that was the rhino do i have to clean the stones too only enough my first girlfriend florine perez used to live here back in the day those were good times was it clean then calvin is that why it was good man i remember when this place wasn't a total dumpster dump site didn't look like complete garbage 50 cents a stepping stone someone had to calculate the individual prices of these stones sad job for that man how much is a stonework but we'll clean up these real quick getting better is this more satisfying now that i'm cleaning that part by power and not just like jumping about the map it is okay i'm glad clean i gotta run i gotta get out of this garden uh let's let's clean the flagstones here i don't know if that's ticked off like like is this going to be a section that highlights or is this just one big the big bit okay clean it all up press q oh okay so it tells you so long engine patio right lawn engine is clear look at that you can already see the difference where are these people walking to like there's so much muck even in the house with those shoes oh dirty it's gonna take a lot longer than just the car get the goddamn wow like yeah that looks done let's leave that one there and escape it's all part of the gate here like i can just infuriate people and make like the shittiest time lapses so easily does it go section by section [Music] write the effort oh that'd be a funny maymay i'm sure we just say [ __ ] on the wall you know i'm sure no one's done that one before playing this i'm sure that hasn't been done by like every youtuber that's played this game the f word is actually feed i'm here i'm like i'm singular focus dad here right i have a mission i'm gonna clean the wall i don't have time for you kids this is how i relax and avoid my family after a stressful day at work this bit clean probably shouldn't be jumping with this doesn't seem safe well the wall is looking way better how do i tell if i got one individual bit i got like a health bank see that you haven't beaten the patio yet and the fence post still has 15 hit points left got it now gotta finish it off the speed run yes like can a speed runner this game just be like that you set off like a water bomb or something like there's an episode of mr bean where mr bean wants to paint his apartment but he's very lazy what he does is he gets a bucket of paint and he sticks like a firework in it and just sets it off to catch everything we just do the same thing just get like a bucket of water and like stick some firecrackers in it and just like like launch several detonations in the backyard and clean it up make my life a lot easier spawn edge in here a lot to clean oh good go oh this gets so dirty i know i'm being paid to clean this but what's wrong with these people they just keep throwing like barbecue sauce everywhere it's like it did they play rugby in this background it was a flood it's like a mudslide that came down from the trees and just like completely encompass the garden get inside you have to take shelter what about the sofa we have to remove the cushions there's no time we'll pay the power wash man to take care of it rhino had diarrhea oh god it did say there were rhinos in this backyard it does kind of look it looks like an exhibit in the zoo i'm pretty sure i've seen this somewhere like the snobbiest cleaner you'll ever see just thinking about like imagine you hire a cleaner it's like they're just going through your home like they keep saying this place is such a mess it's like yes i know that's why i hired you god it's just terrible how could you let it get like this that's why you're here like jesus you really let the place run amok i know please clean it as i have paid you to do so like you're in hospital like you've broken your arm or something and it's like what the [ __ ] have you done that for like well i didn't mean to like it was an accident jesus like you're gonna hurt yourself like that i know please fix it oh god dr powerwash should have his medical license removed i don't think he can get a doctorate in power washing i don't think this is something you can go to college for it's specifically power washing nothing else have a master's that's where you're wrong so dirty absolutely filthy here trying to get every spot sixteen percent of the way clean they constantly berate this guy's garden we just do broad like lazy mouth strokes look at that oh i've left like thin lines in the middle okay let me go again do you have the soap equipped let me let me just check where it's dirty i'm trying i'm having trouble tracking down a few spots i might have missed oh my god yeah the doghouse that's the bit that's the bit that needs cleaning didn't wipe well enough wait does the door need cleaning too the door is fine okay don't prefer the up and down motion this is the power wash meta alex thanks for 500 bits dad please come home mom and i are worried about your washing addiction go average what's up do you like bikes i could do with someone running their thing over my deadbeat dirt bike that sounds wildly inappropriate calvin as well i like to climb up and down that rock garden all day and we were rumbling on mount rushless the pond was the crater this is the aftermath of your city skylines play truce probably how is the poor dog been the dog's probably dead i don't know if i could live in these conditions that long the oxygen probably ran out doesn't dog house gets this bad on the power washer over the dog afterwards gotta clean them up like this is the bed that's where they sleep can't be good for the help dog house door a doghouse roof there's the last bit doghouse walls the roof's clean the food that's his water yeah that dog's dead there's no way the dog survives he's been dead a long time there's no way ah i know thanks for five ten bits out of a bathtub stream just do a lot on stream i live in an apartment i don't have a lot i can vote i can mow a public park i might get i might get kicked out i might get arrested you just hit up the botanical gardens with like a lawn mower see how long it lasts i was just trying to make a funny youtube video officer how was his roof not clean i can't tell the difference it was a prank officer rt moments before arrest probably how i'll go out yeah that's the spot here we just water the plants here you actually did this you just like eviscerate the pedals everywhere what are you gonna do shoot me aren't these last words fire alert fire lord thanks for 100 can we leave the back gardens let the backyard soak overnight in the sink it probably needs it oh we're off here cleaning the patio before we get to the shed and the couch like the final boss there the cops probably watch you anyways so you're fine i don't know are there any police officers in my twitch chat is anyone like an actual police officer and is like actually added me to a watch list after all this time me smiley face i think we've had lawyers in the chat before so they're probably very concerned too i think we've had lawyers i remember some of them happening in the the phoenix wright streams my uncle is my brother is a cop he's in touch with the dublin police oh [ __ ] oh no they're gonna get me i gotta i gotta be careful what i say there's already a connection okay no no one snitch i just want to clean the garden officer i'm not doing anything i am not going to eviscerate the botanical gardens with a lawnmower on august 24th at 3 p.m not happening no need for a alarm don't don't tell them the police have your location artsy all the streams i get like actually arrested for crimes it's just me trying to clean this really filthy garden genuinely surprised put like 200 people in a meat freezer don't bat an eye like start loading bodies into like a wine press and a wine distillery yeah that's fine power wash in the backyard that's not environmentally friendly what are you doing arrest batman oh my god there's still so much fills i gotta i gotta get in all the cracks oh mike how did it get this bad zero degree nozzle you can't even notice these bits they're not gonna check that bit under the stairs i'm gonna get my hand stuck if i try cleaning there it's still dirt over here that's only done now the rhinos blame the rhinos that can i have some mcdonald's no the only takeaway we get in this house is my kebab after a long night at the pub away from my family i'm taking a real happy picture of family life here i'd like to say it about i i i'm very close with my parents i should make that click it it still just doesn't feel clean at all like what happened in here this is like like give me the bomb just let me set off the bomb no one will mind big sweeping strokes supposed to be a fountain the bob already went off this is the results there's so much dirt here we got the bottom there's a pond wall that that's a different wall pond wall pond edge and the [ __ ] soap i don't i don't have soap i don't have any all i have is water then buy it wait can i buy so [ __ ] okay i should probably get the stone cleaner there we go what else can i buy there's other power washers i can get a heavy-duty one for two thousand dollars that's alarmingly expensive i can't afford that one equipment is there a bomb under equipment the urban x u2 soap nozzle the prime vista 3000 long extension sound like computer parts that's an nvidia prime vista 3000 soap oh you got the you got the latest like uh intel prime vista 1500 i can't even use those nozzles i think because i i don't own the power washer i don't have a prime vista oh is the prime vista the one i have now okay this is a spinning zero degree nozzle that increases the area of effect while maintaining maximum pressure uh that sounds powerful that's a turbo nozzle and i i oh those 120 dollar one no that's the prime vista 3000. i can't afford that yeah and do i need the soap nozzle you need the soap nozzle to use the soap it's 75 dollars that's a that's a lot of money prime vista turbo prime vista soap this is the stone cleaner oh oh that's a good effect that didn't that only does stones that only does stones it's useless maybe maybe i can use it to get these bits here we warned you i don't think i want the soap i think it's going to take much [ __ ] useless yeah that's that's terrible this that's awful that cost most of my money too here's the turbo oh now it spins okay now i just can't aim as well this is not gonna help me clean it any faster like that is just like circle bits in the middle eu let me just oh i've lost control i've lost control gotta go back to like the 15 degree nozzle like this this actually gets it out yes right up you're gonna have to like shovel all this out bond while clear the best stream while i train for my new job good luck with the new job okay this is satisfied yeah like i think the basic nozzles is just the way to go and like we save up for like the heavy duty power washer and then just use it on everything oh wow you really don't have to get everything oh there was still quite a big spot there left but he gave it to me what if you don't use a nozzle i'm pretty sure it just comes out like straight like this zero degree nozzle it's gonna be here a while why is this even a game well sometimes you know like you don't want to do your chores so instead you escape into the fantasy world of video games like this game is for those people but who don't do a good job of the escape time virtual chores greater than actual chores it's true like i can spend like hours hours like re cleaning up my animal cross and bedroom while my actual like bedroom is like just a pigsty and like it's just filthy like that's just how it works like i just want to take my mind off the actual work i have to do so you get to do some fun work and there's no responsibility everything is better as a game you know i don't want to cook dinner uh it's going to take too much hassle i'm just going to get takeout that way i can get back to playing cushion simulator how it works we're just gonna stare patio is looking lovely i wish i owned a patio i spent all my time um washing virtual patios i do not have that oh god everything is 2000 less percent less phone if you're obligated to do it no it's honestly true as far as simulator games go this is actually this is quite satisfying credit where it's duped and this is like the perfect like daniel's hungover stream game i'm not actually hungover i'm just a bit tired after last night when are you buying a real power washer what what am i going to use a real-life power washer for like i can't think of a single scenario in my apartment well i would need that and be able to use it without like completely destroying where i live think of the content oh they hit rt stream was hilarious he set his home on fire instead of just screaming at the top of his lungs when all of his belongings went up in the blaze i can't wait to see what he streams tomorrow they properly damaged the stream the content you guys want to see destroy [ __ ] i still had a bit to go under the table but i'll take it harrison stream when hey guys today we're looking at precious family heirlooms setting them on fire like wow what's zany content that's definitely worth the subscribe button this number on this garden chair look at that i've got to do like every side of this just keep coating it till it's clean there we go today we'll be knocking down the dublin spire ain't that wacky i walk because because i live in like dublin in dublin i've always been so tempted to say hey let's do like a meet up at dublin spire but it's like i i think if we did that like we're going to cause like a situation because it's like right in the heart of the city like i'm pretty sure like the police would be called i think i'd be like breaking some kind of law if i did it arrow rush the spire oh they they clean the spire but like it doesn't look clean like whatever like coat or texture they use for the material like it's just awful it looks filthy you can see like all like the water lines like they kind of then like got stuck to it over time it looks sticky the best way to describe it don't go see it if you're here it's not worth it don't do it you'll you'll see it no way about it because you know it's the tallest thing in ireland try now sounds like it needs some power washing yeah it's it dabs of this game let me get like the dublin spire power wash edition go cater to me specifically i would play that irish dlc i specifically go see the spire just because you've talked about it so much no don't that's not what i'm trying to accomplish though that's the exact opposite of what i've been saying all this time don't go see it oh we gotta get the that's all dirt what happened how does that even get that dirty a bomb really did go off here he must have been smokers it's so disgusting i'm gonna have to do the top i have to do the top of it too of course i do i'm gonna i'm gonna need my step ladder i'm still not finished the table somehow too stable i think i can get that one anymore clean can i can i get of course it's dirty questions all that dirt to get there that would have had to like splash up somehow like it's bolt top and bottom the homeowners need to be arrested clean the umbrella this is so dangerous shouldn't be able to stand on this for one hey dad it's not safe don't tell me what is or isn't safe my dad is originally from dublin just inspired me as that piece of shite when we visit it yeah that's how you know your dad's really from dublin timeshare thanks for 1000 bits i should be doing my laundry but i'd rather watch you power wash a virtual deck that's fair i think i think i have laundry to do too i need to like organize a wardrobe at some point it's just kind of got like the situation's gotten kind of bad more jobs coming in i feel like i have to finish this job before i take another one like what they keep calling me while i'm working i don't think i can leave of course the fence top needs cleaning too you jump over the fence just freedom nate the neighbors must really hate these guys too they just look over the fence that's like what happened especially when the pond was real bad ah wait thank you for 500 bits yeah and thank you for 500 as well there's a story in the background in this game that explains the dirt is there actually is this game have a plot that's like other than i got a power wash yes it does why by is it like a detailed story like how in depth we talking you were the last human on earth everyone is dead we have to clean up what's left of our planet like wally but power one thor makes everything better why does power wash sim needed floor ball games i can get that fence post i just gotta go around here i'm gonna have to do front and back of this one aren't i oh no this is the one with all the whole okay give me big boy nozzle i need a wide radius for this one i think i need to do the wall here still too that's just that's that's true making it go very quick oh not not for those ones though yeah you have to use the smaller nozzle for the these bits of dirt or they just don't come off ends on the surface learning get the dirt there's rust on the stone it does kind of look it doesn't it coming out the highlight sometimes the wall is clean we'll go up to three stars already look how much better it already looks what lovely garden the shame the dog's you know you can't win them all fence post gotta get the other side a lot too that is such a party pooper this is this is fun for me this isn't fun for you guys you get to sit and watch over there play with your toys like dad's favorite game over in the naptime game of course because just see how long you can sleep for and stay quiet favorite game among many dads here to clean the underside of the fence oh my god let's just get a new fence this one's not doing not worth it let me clean it from the other side we'll catch a lot of dirt this way post i would soak down it will take it off well the last time we got soap though it was useless it's like it barely works there was like no pressure at all well good clean water is the only thing we can use thank god that one counts as clean to use the right nozzle i'm pretty sure i did been here for hours it's only been an hour you're being dramatic this this is the stream tonight we're just chatting we're cleaning the fence that's what we're doing today soap soap more soap i'm not using the soap no it's useless it didn't do anything look at that nice bit of clean fence look what your dad did there you proud of that it's still like a dirty spot on this where oh it's the underside okay okay we're almost finished this half of the garden then we can start in the that car seemed much better day what happened to the poor kid that was in this thing the kid dead too my god i think the child can use this again everyone is dead he got eaten by the rhinos oh no they got him uh dominic thank you for the bits exactly you're the bits you could legally demolish the spire but you had to plan the whole thing without causing any property damage would you yes yes i would if i was given special permission that you can tear down the spire if you find the means to do it and you properly plan it i would do it like sorry guys i'm retiring from youtube for like the next six months i gotta save dublin city i gotta get rid of this abomination i'm i'm the man for the job the birds are dead too the birds are awesome dead no way they survived the last bit of dirt on this thing lawn engine oh it's i don't know a lot too okay [Music] yeah thank you for 200 bits i find the soap is only useful in a few cases but if you use the right soap for the right item it's firmly okay it doesn't even sound that great like it's just okay it's just i hope there's no birds home there's like eggs that are just doused in water inside the house the bird wasn't dead before we got him now we got him now i can't clean his home though you missed a bit ins let me let me just douse inside it more there's still a little bit of oxygen left in there just to make sure he drowned mr spot that i'm getting it bird house is clean ah god daily lauren thanks for 200 bits dad can we please get dinner we're all starving what do you all want for dinner what are we getting chicken nuggets that's not healthy pizza mcdonald's that costs money what's wrong with like the stick of celery we have in the freezer me being a responsible parent i've given the illusion of choice here and i've asked you what you what we're having for dinner uh knowing full well there is only one correct answer looks like you're almost done my girls can't wait to get out there oh i forgot because this guy has kids i thought he went for a moment they were trapped or something i was really confused it's like what the where are they stuck oh i don't know if i'm the right man for the job here like a tragic turn hollister on stone patio oh you're so close to being done that's just the trim ah i was a bit under the barbecue there's just a gas canister that was covered in all that dirt here that doesn't seem safe i don't know if i should be like blasting that with water too i'm being i'm being so judgy they pay me the claim of course it's dirty gonna be in tears at this point i just keep harassing them while i clean this is the food shelf oh my god disgusting we know we're sorry there's even more filth over here looks good as new but apparently like four different pieces aren't clean gonna be the it's the underside again got to clean up all the bombs went off roll panel is not clean food shelf trolley gas can no the gas supply isn't clean yet that's its own individual power let me tidy this up real quick there you go you got a dollar for that one i'll pay you one dollar if you clean this like deadly gas canister we left out back douse it with flame we almost finished the garden now taking good times i can go clean something else now or like crack open hold frosty continue to not spend time with the family i thought i don't want to go home today why are the plans that it'll kill him that's the dad way thank you for cleaning the gas canister who's your dollar thank you amber dad could we go home please i miss mom i just want a power rush son you got to stay here and watch not allow go home you got gotta have fun with dad now you've been having too much fun with mom gotta spend quality time with me have you good if you're good i'll let you watch me fix the drywall later to be on your [ __ ] best behavior the lawn mower is clean this reminds me of thanksgiving oh no i don't know that's a good or bad thing hanging planter that real quick dead decor the wind chimes keep cleaning shed looks like it caught fire i gotta stop judging the [ __ ] engine down what about the engine what do you mean the engine in the car oh this here we go okay you can start panicking now and don't tell me how to power off the garden i know what i'm doing i didn't ask for commentary you're gonna sit in silence and have fun be impressed by what i'm doing i stand no drink there son this this is cold frost he's running a little low are you supposed to stop from the top in real life wait you're saying your dad's not doing a good enough job you're saying you're not having you why don't you try power wash there you go my hands are off the controls you do it go on chat i'm letting you give it a give it a go what you gonna do huh you're gonna go back to the [ __ ] soap yeah jesus i wonder what you're gonna do with that chat you [ __ ] missed can't do anything right give it back to dad give it back to dad we're sorry this is why we both left how dare you say her name you know we're not supposed to talk about her here her name is mom oh god daddy didn't even let me use it i don't have you a problem with your dad no i do not i'm we're we're just joshing around in this twitch.tv stream we're a bunch of practical jokers here you know we like to keep things light and entertaining now watch me hold down the shed son that's incredibly satisfying the shed looks like it came from a horror movie it really does i feel like it feels like there's a face on this [ __ ] i'm gonna get you like dad help me this is a scary face in the shed we're yelling over there i gotta finish the window this is tough work make yourself useful give me another cold frosty there this one's running a bit out low again you know that's gotta have his fuel that i just scraped my knee oh now i gotta clean the flagstones again don't bleed on the grass i don't have to wash those there's band-aids in the kitchen if you need one and if you're going to the kitchen you get your old manner called frosty this one's this one's running a little low again it's not our house that i just made i've been power rushing this entire time ordering my kid to just like raid their fridge we're just stealing look it's all in the contract sonny they won't mind they know what they paid for give me two you're taking too long make sure they don't see you yo i think i think i saw a playstation 5 in the living room too i i thought that's gonna need a special clean uh go go put that in the boot of the car son but dad stealing is wrong you know what else is wrong sonny talking back to your old man i'll put the ps5 away when you come back gotta call frosty this one's running a little dry [ __ ] oh jesus the police are still in the chest oh no i didn't think about that oh good evening officer i'm just you know cleaning the neighbors shed out the goodness of my heart there's not much going on here i'm having a heaven a grand day out with my little son you know i i don't normally take him on the job but he was so excited to see me clean the shed dad i put that the neighbor's ps5 in the boot you shut your trap oh sorry yo he gets a little carried away sometimes oh just some good family uh wholesome fun we're having here hey you want a cold frosty my son just brought us too oh jesus dad we ran out of frosting oh there's got to be more there's got to be more i saw some whiskey in their cabinet is the shed clean i think the shed is clean the window needs a spot we go we got the window that is clean gotta get the roof next does frosty mean alcohol you guys just really like wendy's in ireland we don't have wendy's in here you know a cold frosty that's like that's like the old timey name for like like a drink get your man an old frosty i say this of course as someone who was born in the 60s i'm actually i'm actually like 61 years old i'm an old man you don't have wendy's is that like a no no we don't wendy's doesn't exist here we have other fast food options are available my personal favorite is a big dirty supermax it's like irish mcdonald's that we have here did a bird just [ __ ] on the roof was that there a moment ago oh no if it was are you good for nothing layer dad no get off the shed roof you're going to hurt yourself oh i think it's going to hurt me at this point i've i don't have another cold frosty in my hand i knew more of my system it's running a little dry i'm perched i built this shed myself i can tell you there's no way this roof could fail famous last words gotta you gotta really get the dirt out of this one uh what's left oh that is the encounter i think too yeah there we go the other side we're hosting the intervention dad oh you're dude you're just gonna watch me you're gonna watch me clean the [ __ ] and you're gonna tell all your friends about how much fun you had with your old man there we go we got the roof 94 clean i just got to get the sofa that should probably just be burnt i don't think there's any salvage in that like that's like a clot fabric there's no way this is coming out that thanks for five quid i just got you a call of frosty's dad it's not very fun this was white my like god just throw out the server like the sofa like this thing is probably like infested with bugs it's probably like a full-on ant colony that lives inside this sofa i don't know if you can salvage it i really don't think so i'm gonna get down to the the sides also this entire side that i missed swing sofa chain we gotta get everything here ah decisive thanks for 100 hey dad where's all the water going why isn't this garden flooded also where's the water supply for this magic wireless power washer your old man just has a few tricks up his sleeve you know he doesn't have up to sleep cold frosty like a pile of cans like just on the ground at this point like the amount of drinks dad's had i i don't know where to start with this so i'm just trying to get everything close it down hope for the best that's gonna die of alcohol poison he's just getting like increasingly drunk as this entire like power washing day is going on all right you see son the trick using the washer is you gotta get the power i didn't do the wash like that i think i think you've had too many of the drinks now no i haven't had enough that's the problem running a little dry here using vodka instead of water honestly for some of this place you probably need vodka in the power washer the only way you're going to get it out pains are complete uh we need to get all the bits of the sofa but i gotta do under of course i do everything is filthy dad why do i have so many siblings dad wake up you're mumbling you sleep about power washing and robbing the neighbors you've been passed out from all the drinks for three hours the kids just gone home at this point gone back to mom i used this for a summer job this is great this is the game for you relive all those precious members cleaning but virtual it must be kind of funny if you actually wear a power washer to play this like i i imagine that's similar to like a farmer playing fireman simulator dad i'm sorry i can't hold the torch still what why is there a torch now you guys are like inventing scenarios uh we're just having a fun day out you know some father-son bonding time look at that they got a nice car here son you take that take that home that's your present that's your keepsake for the day i'll just tell them it was broken 99 what what am i missing what's left on edge oh i missed some spots here oh what what else is missing the mower engine i i got i got the engine planters hanging planter there we go hanging planter there's still something else uh i don't know what it is still something else this might be the last of it oh still something else [Music] under the percent cleaned oh it says oh oh your dad's been having a lot of cold frosties today you know he's just been he's just been having too much fun that's a job for you to do oh i'll do the power washer you tell me what i need to clean out of sudden bonding time too many frosties job complete the place is clean we got 400 smackaroonies for that one good job son oh let's celebrate let's get some cold frosties dad you are an alcoholic oh god look at the time lapse look at me go place is clean that thank you for another 10 quid you're doing great dad ah so that's what i like to hear son i'm doing amazing i'm doing everything here you can buy a lot of frosties with 450. oh god okay let's clean the back garden uh clean the dirt bike jesus christ that looks like it's been deep fried playground and the bungalow uh which which one do we want to do i'm gonna quickly flick on a like uh we want to do the bike okay dirt bike i feel is an understatement there's got to be something up with my dirt bike you see i'm one of life's winners every morning i put four slices of bread in the toaster but only eat the slice that pops up first when i have a coffee i only drink the bit that wins the race to my mouth on this bike i always finish dead last i'm wondering if there's mud stuck to the manifest or whatever it is slow me down i'm also kind of superstitious so i haven't cleaned the thing in over 15 years thanks the thing would be falling apart you need more than a power wash to fix that you need so much more 15 years oh that's that's a lot that's a waste of a lot of bread and coffee do you mean like four slices of bread in the toaster only eat the slice that pops up first you need to get a better toaster that sounds terribly inconsistent those are mad man i would hate to see what the rest of his home is like me too where in my where my garage here uh before i get started on this one son do you mind do you think you could check the fridge and just see if there's uh okay it is orange underneath this this is bright let's just speed run this just just hose it down fastest money of my life on 81 already keep just wildly spraying no one will be satisfied if i do it this way but it's so much easier a good spray in there oh disgustingly dirty but it's kind of nice that it's tied again close back i don't know what parts i've missed i just gotta keep spraying if i see dirt i haven't really followed a system here stuff in the wheels 98 99 okay what's left just pick them all off exhaust shock absorber shock absorber it's that that thing did it near the handles the front that was at the back clean as an egg you're a legend nothing can stop me now except you know my own lack of discipline and hygiene the bike it the bike is fixed no particular order got most of the completions just like right at the end i have to do like a few laps of it clean as an egg that expression people say okay we got the bungalow on the playground next where are we heading next old frosty egg the playground oh that's unanimous okay dirt finder i've got a frankly ridiculous situation in my hands you see some of the local children have been coming down with a curious and unsightly form of dermatitis and a few fretful folk have been putting it down to the condition of the recreational facilities all nonsense of course we would just humor them and give the whole thing a thorough hose down i'd be most grateful oh my god wait what what is that dermatitis it's a it's a skin irritation okay the skin will typically look dry swollen and red yeah so they're just getting inflamed oh god that can't be good that's that slide looks like it's vomitus that's that can't be good oh my god even the bins dirty it's yes we'll even go around oh we're gonna have to go into like the fun fair house to clean aren't we yeah we are okay well let's start with the bench hold it down i don't think my way of cleaning is a satisfying for some people like i like to just like kind of do the whole object and then just kind of go back to the other bits after i feel like i make progress quickly and go any lower yo bench is completely clean clean it realistically how we all would that's the thing so i don't i don't think people are gonna be like actually no this one seems to be pretty uniform playground floor and slide like let me do the on in first and then the tower then the roof and in the stool like you're just gonna just hose it down gotta purge it oh disgusting they play on the slide dad yeah knock yourself out kiddo we got the bin i'm gonna do like the small fringe bits first the other bench that bit is red oh my god how much is caked on this thing it's awful how does it get that bad city council here does not care too much for the kids but gently we're going to spruce it up playground is going to be safe again you're all going to have so much fun here dad is saving everyone slow down i thought this was asmr dad your face looks itchy this is an infection i got from the playground son i i don't know how long i have it you don't know how bad it was there i might not make it home tonight until everything's clean here's like four dollars if you need to buy pizza i don't know how much it costs mom normally orders it i assume that's enough costs more than that you know we can we can't afford pizza anymore you know here's is there seven dollars too son uh you can fetch me a cold frosty it's gonna be a long night oh this one's gonna take forever this playground floor that's blue my god why the long extension can i get is is there anything like worthwhile i thought we were saving for like the the fancier power washers i can almost get the urban x youtube the range of the washer but cannot be used when close to a surface like is that one better can't use it close yeah i i think we should just save our money like we we can get the medium duty power washer soon like the next tier of armor in this power washing rpg gotta save up the nozzles the nozzle will be redundant then too rice disgusted the playground is contaminated like oh my god everything good spots here better bench too the playground is laced with deadly disease that's gonna save the day though don't worry oh i can just press right click to just have it auto fire that actually is a lot nicer i was holding left click that entire time probably gonna save my wrists a lot of pain dad finally learned you know i have to learn myself like no one can tell me like i could have it like you could have known this information this entire time like dad if you if you if you press right mouse like it works better don't tell me what to do son i've got a struggle by myself i can't accept help the dad away one of the most one of the most frustrating experiences you can ever have right and if this could this will be a true test if you get along with someone building furniture they've missed a step you've spotted it um but you're gonna have to go back correct it but if that person like actually goes back to correct at that point keep them you you you have a rare find it's a rare individual right there no conflict will ever be too great been missing a step in the instructions and having to go back and fix it i'll always do that happened last week after a trip to ikea it's there's no greater test of teamwork than just missing a step in the instructions and having to correct it without anyone getting upset because sometimes like the person you're with just be like nah just leave it we'll just ignore that bit and you can't sleep at night the whole thing falls apart the next day yeah it falls apart and then it's like ah what happened dad we tried to tell you oh no gotta go back it's important do the jungle gym fodder pba thank you for the two quid which one of your children is your favorite i bet it's me hockey bastard are we gonna place your when we go to pizza when we're done here right i'm gonna place your order last everyone else is gonna place their order first oh i know what i want i know what i want it's not your turn you have to wait that's how i'm gonna teach you a life lesson son don't be a little [ __ ] i'm sorry it's not that's not really a life lesson it's could you imagine dad dad i what wisdom do you have yo what what have you learned in your life that just don't [ __ ] suck son oh no try being good or something i don't know oh my god this roundabout still this is the dirty part of the roundabout god it's so horrifically infected can't even get in here that well there we go the roundabout is safe again a long time to get that one we gotta get we gotta still complete the rest of it we're only 10 of the playground cleaned oh my god oh we have so much to do we're 10 of the way how much does this bench work someone time how long this bench takes going as fast as i can power washing speed get the underside looping around gotta get a few more bits put inside just a few more okay how long did that take i was worth one percent about a little over a minute it's gonna take like two hours to clean the playground that's assuming i don't miss anything too we're gonna be here a while guys check if you have twitch prime why why is someone else in the chat saying that when can i go home on this mom no we go we're here to clean up the playground you can like you know be up use the swing set no swings at the slide the stego slide i'm not going home a while god oh we're gonna be here a while so you guys make yourself uh comfy yellow under all this how's everyone in chat doing what you're all after what do you want to like talk about with dad over here i at least have my ipad dad only 15 minutes a day and you use those 15 minutes and you were trying to connect to wi-fi earlier kind of funny no more i do both sides of this ladder too so disgusting urgent dad can you put on some music sound of the gentle sounds of the power washer is all we need like music to my ears being a dad you remember the power washing cadets back in the war so what is the actual plot of this game man people are saying there's a reason behind the dirt it's like an antagonist like what's the actual flop someone explained it to me you watch things apparently there was more than that though that's what i asked about apparently it's deeper there was a volcano wait what there was an eruption how do you know that when is that established you can see it is it i don't see it a volcano wouldn't affect these areas specifically like everything else seems fine in the house level it was there the house level is going to be the final boss is it i'm gonna have to use a like a bigger nozzle for this bit just hope it's enough like there's so much here seems to do the job you gotta you gotta go over it twice start doing the circle strap and it's pretty much just keep going around the affected area until it's clean we've like sectioned it off a little bit now i don't know if this nozzle is where you have to be so close for it to actually work feel like it might be though gradually get it playground floor is taking it then only 17 percent there's so much dirt here i i think the playground floor is like most of it though which is good like it's all in here here the mayor's cat ulysses is missing the whole town the lookout for him in the the best time for the festival we won't have spring until he's put that hat on oh no to be honest if i had to wear a hat i'd go miss not ulysses gotta find him just not affecting this good gotta use the funky nozzle follow one there we go firehouse is a map how many maps are there in this game karate gives five quid for the frosty fun could one of you just take that five quid and go down to the store again oh man's running a little dry thanks to a thousand bits i have 200 hours in this game so i'm happy to see you play it also dad i couldn't find any more frosties but i found this methanol that's alcohol right uh no it's not sun honor you want to give that back to dad oh that's the good stuff we say for the really wild knights i got 200 hours in this game incredible you must find it very satisfying to have that much time invest it fair play here i think like once i finish this playground like i think i'm done what the [ __ ] happened to like the jumbo blocks it was a plastic how did it get so bad the entire the entire ceiling is covered the red ceiling there's light in here now just i just gotta hose it down i gotta get all the orange like look how filthy this all is but this game be like a germaphobe's like worst nightmare or like their absolute dream because he cleaned it i can't tell could be either honestly so the volcano hit this children's park is that the story at this point just set the thing on fire like this would be like marked for demolition if it got this bad i believe so yeah i think that's [ __ ] wild volcano and so like we've just been hired to like clean up in the aftermath is that right like oh we have a lot of work disaster opportunities right here set up my power washing business volcano is still dripping lava i can't see the volcano here apparently when i get to the house level that's the final boss i'm excited for then i know i'm not just focusing on the ground or anything but like there's just so much i have to just like if i see dirt just spray it it's so filthy douse myself in like water only up 28 and i'm just spraying this everywhere still so much to go oh god not even gamers are that filthy and they have defeated hygiene that's saying something floor is about halfway done okay i i need a break from this abomination i'm gonna go do the stegosaurus this really looks like something died here hey thank you for the 10 quid i went on the slide now i have an extra arm give me give me the 15 degree like this you just go over it once and it's done asmr power wash and sim the fastest way possible just can't look at the screen for long i gotta clean it it's so filthy even under it clean up irony a little ah this park is about to become a lake barney a t-rex is he is bernie a carnivore i don't know if i like that version of him very much so oh no probably explains why the show got cancelled makes a lot more sense now bernie is a carnivore from our imagination god speaking of barney some reason this is like evoked like a memory but like you know like you were a kid and the funniest [ __ ] would be like a nursery rhyme but you've changed some of the words it's like jingle bells batman smells robin laden egg batmobile lost wheel and the joker got away i remember there was like a rude one for barney back in the day it's very mean to him in retrospect but barney is the dinosaur from our imagination he's big and fat and full of crap and that's the situation it's really mean to barney but it's also quite like dramatic it's like there's a situation like what does that mean in the context of the song what is it what's happened to barney big and fat full of crap barney is constipated there's a situation someone called a present i love you you love me we're a happy family with a knife and a gun and a bullet to the head sorry children barney's dead oh my god oh no barney we lost him everyone here knows barney as well i'm not just being a boomer again am i you've all you've all heard of barney not really he's like a big purple dinosaur or like a man in a costume but like he had a voice that's like how do you do barney's voice ah no that's too dramatic it's not quite right i don't think i can do about any voice i love you i like that even the third graders i thought three years ago had banged that [ __ ] really they they must think they're so cool i mean we all did i'm gonna sing the naughty version of the song you can't do that like what what if the teacher catches us it's like there's obviously like one kid in the group who like cracks and goes home and cries to his mom i said a really mean thing about barney in school tonight what did they say about barney they said he's big and fun and full of crap oh those i'm writing a letter to the teacher don't worry son it's okay barney's not big and fat and full of crap does look like he's a bit chubby though you know it's a big suit that's at least 30 pounds don't worry son we don't know the state of his bowels he might not be full of crap come here it's okay he has a diaper dan what suit oh sorry yes of course barney is very much real of course unless we forget i just gonna i was watching the irish streamer man and he said he said a mean thing about barney what what did he say he said he's real oh no son no come here come here it's okay it's okay bernie's not real the dinosaurs were wiped out like millennium ago a big giant meteor exterminated them all and they died in excruciating agony it's okay he can't hurt you okay ernie survived barney is the last of his species all of his friends perished into the meteor collider with the planet he brings joy with those the lives he encounters for his own life is devoid of such joy blames us barney isn't technically the only survivor though he is the the i know there's like a green one on the yellow one they're just vivid hallucinations they don't actually exist like case in point what's their names you can't you can't tell me no one knows i'm not real yoshi close enough i'm falling down the slide while i power wash this too by the way that keeps happening kids are also hallucinations yeah if barney's just from our imagination and like like an adult just looks at the kids and it's like like they're all just like yeah come on barony we're all gonna cook today and they're just like watching horror as like a ladle has picked up and approaches like a soup pot like food gets tossed inside like if he's like a dinosaur from our imagination right and only children see him is that not just like a fancy roundabout way of saying he's like a poltergeist or something if you know like the kids can always can see the ghost too we've learned that much from horror films like is barney just like a dead spirit from beyond it makes sense that the dinosaurs are dead i feel like there's a games theory video somewhere in all this i already dirt finder whatever that put everything on hold my golf buggy soiled like you wouldn't believe that's disgusting doc gave your details to a colleague you need to handle it or a new place in the suburbs it's the old the app the ass place dash i hope you don't get spooked the easy place needs a good power wash oh no i'm gonna like power wash a cemetery i feel like you can't power wash gravestones i feel like you're not supposed to do that but that's gonna damage the rock or something oh you act you act you do you can you actually do that i thought that would have damaged it come on kids let's take the super soaker to granddad oh we're gonna give him a bat there is legit a job for it my god something about that just doesn't seem right oh no i thought it would like damage it or something what happened to the stego slide a kid got really sick he had way too much fun a very exciting day almost clean we're not even halfway yet and the overall playground we still have all that to do it's an actual boss fight yeah you ever seen barney on fire no no i haven't seen that that's that why would anyone have seen that barney is a dinosaur from our imagination you must be purged by the flames oh i think the funniest thing is like if barney actually is dead that means like there's probably like his ghost is out there somewhere daunting someone and there's something like quite entertaining about that i don't know why like you're like you're just like wandering like the forest at night or something corner of your eye you see barney actually that does sound terrifying oh my gosh it's like i'm [ __ ] terrified he's just like laughing in like his barney style like you're just walking through the woods oh hi oh my god you think you saw like [ __ ] bigfoot or something run for your life do you love me get away from me the most terrifying situation i think you could possibly have now imagine the teletubbies children's tv characters are oddly much more terrifying if you encounter them at night teletubbies having a fine and dandy time during the day you know they're just like uh flapping about with like the vacuum cleaner and whatnot you encounter them in the woods you [ __ ] run oh my god it's stinky winky and they're just like making like the teletubby noises at you with like oh my god get out get out it applies to most children's tv characters they're so much more terrifying at night i'm trying to think of one that like if you encounter them you feel reassured like spongebob at night no you probably shoot yourself they're like eight feet tall oh my god i've missed so many random spots i'm kind of just hoping that at some point now the game has pity on me like look at this poor man he's been cleaning like the stego slide for like an hour anonymous thank you for 10 quid ait couldn't look at your anniversary stream but i just want to say thanks for all these years of great content that got me through med school take care oh thank you very much rather med school too because jesus christ like that that sounds stressful like expert level career path going into medicine lego slide is very high maintenance just not clean still so much like spots everywhere when you're so close the kids aren't even going to notice at this point you're not supposed to disinfect everything you know they're supposed to you're supposed to let like a few germs into their system they're supposed to get sick every now and then i need to build like an immune system lego slide is clean we got it that was that was an ordeal and we're not even halfway it's still still so much i got all the extras at least i've got a football that's kind of nice you're almost halfway there i'm almost there i can ride the dinosaur now what kid is gonna go out anything but the dino slide true they don't they don't need anything else they'll find ways to entertain themselves this is this is just why i earned my paycheck at the end of the day paid by hour thankfully locking up a lot i need to go into the tower too and make my way around gotta get the monkey bars yo just hose it down ava thank you for a thousand bits congrats again on 10 years done more for me in words than words can express yes thoughts on yesterday's pokemon presents and floofy growly boy and another cursed fish i'm actually i'm very excited for the rcs one now it looks like they're actually doing like something new which is which is really cool but my biggest fear for like pokemon games these days is they make another one but they don't try some of them do kind of feel like that there's just not a lot going on it's all yellow originally by the way uh but like these ones they look like they're doing some cool stuff they added the first gen five like alolan form well like i love them like is it huge i don't know how you pronounce it well like they had like one for basketball which is like really cool because that pokemon always needed like some more love now it's interesting i growl it got on you for him too it's really cool pose it all down purge it this [ __ ] blood splatters in here i don't know why something bad went down at the playground here oh no i think someone went a little too high on the monkey bears destroying the evidence i got oh i'm like i'm just doing my job i just want to get my check in the mail just surrounded by dirt this is the natural color of the wood here i i have to go for the bigger nozzle worried i'm gonna be here the rest of my life can you afford new power washer i i don't think so no not until i like finished some more cleaning can you pay someone else to do it welcome to power wash simulator the management game manage your own team of power washers experience the incredible rpg story i'm almost halfway i think with a lot of this i think the the large nozzle does quite surprisingly well on the wood at least it's like yeah we just kind of like tear through it that's at least some radiant thank you for the raid early oh sorry i only caught that now thank you very much man what you doing oh you don't have to miss that in the chat buy wood cleaner the soap does so little though if the soap didn't help at all when we tried it god that roof is red we're halfway oh mike it's still not looking too good do i have a better i have a ladder yep pop it down here how you supposed to get the monkey back get up here now too oh my god dad can i go home yeah it's like imagine like the kids are still here you still gotta hang out with that like dad we've been here for like four hours now i can't play in anything cause like even the stego slide is covered in disinfectant i'm so hungry dad and i i need a stronger one for like the action actual grasp that's got itself stuck what happened i was just so much grass on this thing over there volcano did a number on this entire place i thought i already cleaned in here too oh that was the other interior i still have to very much do this one i don't think that's grass it is grass what else could it be dad when do i get to meet my other four thousand siblings wait uh you're the four thousand siblings gonna get your your old man i gotta cold frosty from the fridge right now if so cleaned it up some more still looks like [ __ ] you've earned thirty dollars since i started watching i'm proud but i'm like like payment for the playground is it i only made 30 bucks that's not great i need a nozzle i mean i i reckon when some of these areas start kicking off i'm gonna i'm gonna be making so much more just do what your dad dad's gonna be making the big bucks just gotta finish this cleaning this is endless get all the grass i believe in you dad ah thanks son always know i've got your support and speaking of support do you think you could don't even need to say it anymore you you guys know what i need is this all the one tower or these different towers all the different towers okay let's finish this first one then so close on this we need to clean up some of the ground here too how much water would this have used at this point is it even like invite like in terms of water volume is it like good to use the power washer for like a long period of time they take a lot of water i imagine probably takes a lot of power too to keep pumping it probably not so close i'm like several bits here the bridge bridge just has some up top this tower is so nearly done just need to keep hosing it down monkey bars as well are almost clean someone in chat earlier said they have been working on this for three real life days that's because they probably take breaks you know i'm macho gamer man gaming professional and i gotta do it in like just one go i'm just that good look at wow he's playing this game at a rate we didn't think was even possible that's me that's that's all that you right now that's actually what you just said i know that because you're so impressed where's the last of the climbing pull apparently it was right there we finished a thing okay next up was the monkey bars hello i got up our hose down power wash down every single bar nope this is how we're tackling cove it just one guy with a power washer don't worry i'm gonna go take care of it we'll be back to normal day-to-day life any moment now four is almost there too i'm trying to find the last of the monkey bears like just a few little spots i don't think there's any one bit in particular anymore that i can just gravitate towards keep holding it down maybe the top of it ah here we go i don't know apparently still not yeah let's move the ladder how are they not cleared already i honestly don't know it's better than it was at least there we go monkey bars a pristine and we can knock off the two towers here soon too and the bridge the tacto dies still need a little more work do this one real quick urge it i like to think it was just like kids still playing here this entire time well it was just this mess and like nothing out of the ordinary it's like don't worry the council will get on it soon i'll fix it up got a new job they talking about i don't want to take another job so i want to finish this one i have another bridge to do too i think you have to be a very patient person to play this game i don't know if this one's for me because i'm losing my mind and i'm already rushing and i still have like 39 to go think you have to be a very particular kind of person asmr water hose and like my hand is just sore at this point i think has my own fault though because i keep uh holding left mouse i felt the game too much there still have to do the roof well yeah hold it down hold it down did we get the tic-tac-toe dice i don't look that oh that's just the water again apparently all of here is infected too dad's got our arthritis at times are a little shaky right now that's why i need to to go to the fridge and get me honestly the water bomb would have been the better way to go i still have to do the roofs yeah power tower bridge i get in via here the only way in so much grime it is nice when it's clean i'll be worried the bridge bridge is done it's not a clean bit it doesn't end these kids were nasty uh pleo thank you for the 869 bits thank you very much can you give 100 earlier though my kids are hungry you know what i think we're gonna go to pizza hut after this dad's gonna treat you and you can get the stuffed crust pizza too because i'm gonna let you make your own out of the year best out of the year right there i got to do the roofs here while i go cause it just doesn't look right otherwise dad actually be careful this time this is a considerable height to fall you've really got to watch yourself this time dad don't worry son i know what i'm doing i know oh oh i think his legs get caught in like the the jungle gym bit the climbing pull son i think we're gonna have to go to the hospital we're gonna have to go to pizza hut another day do a flip that's not very nice to dad come on i can't just say that just this is the dad of the year you're talking about you know i'll forgive you if you go to the fridge and get me here yeah oh no why did we come here again mom wanted a break gotta run and jump to the next roof a lot of this birds use the pizza stuffed crust to stuff the leg back up after the blood no what scenario would you have to use like how does that even make any sense who's this stuffed crust but a terrible accident pizza hut is there a doctor in this family restaurant yes but i i don't have any of my tools that's okay i think we have everything you need in the back suppose the pizza knife the pizza cutter is basically a scalpel what's more we have deep set pants and store your person you have any bandages in that but we have some rather large slices of pepperoni that might aggravate the wound more than anything like a pl it's like a plague doctor in pizza huh give me give me the medicinal herb so i'm going to apply them and make a salad and some of the spiced mushrooms too just like the flavor god there's just so much filth i still have to finish the roof don't i yeah i gotta do this bridge just start purging this the salt right disinfect the wound i mean true i do have that oh the roof has done me well let's finish the tower a few more bits almost clean the entire place daniel do you have the extender nozzle thing no i don't is the extender nozzle worthless that just told me that like if if you use it up close it's not as good that's what i read from the description of it and that just doesn't sound that great it's also like 50 bucks and we're like trying to like speed run to the next uh power washer powers still not cleaning but now it is the fisher price fun house is slowly being restored got 50 big ones for that one i think like the other side of the bridge needs to uncap look at that looking a lot better than it was a good nice dad alrighty i need my house and back deck power washed what are your rates um well you're paying me by minute there's a lot of water here oh that's expensive we don't we don't have access to like a pump or anything so i've been using like dasani bottled this entire time you're gonna have to pay for that outside of that i think twelve thousand dollars should cover the afternoon look our water is the long hose one worse at this point considering how far along we are i don't think it is someone needs to give me a valid reason powerpoint presentation if you will as to why this nozzle works like a handy like flow chart or something there will be bigger areas to clean later on that's why we were saving up for like the fancy power washer now the slide needs the underside of this slide all i see is dirt uh super tea man thank you for the five gift subs thank you very much very kind here back to loki thank you for the hundred bits as well the late happy 10 dude oh jet master as well thank you for the 100 yeah thank you happy anniversary to your channel how to miss the stream booking thank you guys that was a fun stream i i really enjoyed myself last night cleaning up the slide next bit i need to clean up the ground still still like all horribly contaminated clean this one up first because we started so much on the ground see it through hoping it's just generous but like these big bits here and just like bops them all away after a certain point it says it's all almost already done but i've missed like quite a bit of ground already dan you're going too fast they're not paying me by the hour for this one i just want to go home i want to i want to take my darling kids the pizza hut i'm a good dad good dads do that's a speed runner scoop gotta get there early pizza hut fast pass we get to skip the cube as the children produce so much phil apparently a volcano went off but i don't believe that i think it was just the kids that was very generous there i hadn't even touched that entire interior that was a very generous completion games is like okay you're done you've been cleaning it so long please move on thank you who god of a father just need a break this is exhausting this like th this game like takes energy out of me just to play it through dad's actually going to get a cold frosty oh which i mean i'm having some water do you want a frosty you know me well son oh god almighty is this one last fun house is apparently 25 as well what about a warm frosty what the [ __ ] is wrong with you so i raced you better than this this must be so weird people just joining the stream like dad role play as he just like cleans up the park i'm always worried about people who just like join the streams like later i imagine they're just very confused i just got here and it really is how many people have joined like the last 10 minutes like what like why does he keep calling himself like dad why is he talking about pizza hut all the time dad interactive rpg i just put two with two together do you have a vod channel i do uh you can watch the vods even sooner though if you just watch them here on twitch takes a bit to send them over that's the terms of service thing filthy undersides here that another part clean right a nickel for every stream that calls themselves my father today i have two which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice that is weird oh there is another dad streamer on this platform all right i should go say hey only room for one dad here on this platform i'm gonna eliminate all the all the competition i don't kid so i'm at a disadvantage but i can take them their kids will slow them down i know their weak point jesus it's gonna be like a news article after the stream like local streamer attacks like fellow streamers kids like what the [ __ ] is wrong with him twitch chat climbing wall is complete just got to do the tower which is a big one it's all it's it's just covered as well nothing was spared from the volcano as a thank you for the 100 bits love your punch-out video thank you very much rios is a fungicide fungicidal cheap and just an absolute joy to pour admittedly is also family talks to humans when ingested swings and roundabouts what is that in relation to why do i need to know this is deadly poison i found i just wanted to share it with you you know like talking to these kind of things completely different color we're making headway here interiors will be uh we'll do the try to exterior first if we can we'll go inside use the green nozzle i probably will speed up our progress slightly is it much slower though than the other one yeah that that that is kinda get me closer oh god that's all dirt there too that was yellow this game have a vr mode this will probably make a good vr game i was thinking about this the other day right i haven't done like vr yu-gi-oh yeah this seems like such a no-brainer hasn't that has not been done like yu-gi-oh equivalent for your battle monsters but here's like a dual disc in your head it's it's not popular wait is yu-gi-oh not popular anymore excuse me i used to be on every day when i got home from school you mean it's not popular you didn't tell me like no one watches pokemon anymore you're a boomer dad oh no yu-gi-oh is still popular like you know like it's like yu-gi-oh ed ed nettie impossible those are those are all the big shows you're more like a grandpa now next is laboratory johnny bravo powerpuff girls grim adventures of billy and mandy they're all old they're still okay they've been around a while but people still watch them it's like spongebob like people watch that just forever it's always like a tv channel that's just spongebob for like seven hours solider from childhood if it makes me feel better they still make spongebob i don't believe this like next you're going to tell me you guys aren't watching the simpsons at six o'clock come on but you haven't seen it please tell me you've seen the simpsons what's that there's a lot of people that haven't seen the simpsons i need to like let go of the mouse and keyboard because i'm in shock are there people here who actually haven't seen the simpsons and have no idea what i'm talking about i never have i've seen steamed hams okay that's at least something actual credit how have people not seen the simpsons hold it yep pull it this is important manage pulp and be honest with your answer right be honest with your answer don't just say no for the meme my god it's already at like 25 i haven't seen the simpsons here one in four of you how is this possible 260 people that have said no i know until the majority have said yes like that should be like a hundred percent that should be like a hundred percent when you ask that question have you seen the simpsons yeah of course i have i don't live under a rock you know i should be a hundred percent i cannot believe it actually amazed what are the kids watching these days please i i need to know looks like the most watched thing you youtube the stetsons just youtube i guess yeah no i i guess that's how it's changed yeah we did we didn't have a youtube back in the day so we had to wait until like a scheduled broadcast and dictated what we were going to watch for the evening that's just the times we lived in the flintstones please tell me everyone here has seen the flintstones and popeye yeah you're seeing them okay good that's the correct answer what's popeye we have someone who hasn't eaten a spinach in chat a non-spinach eater you know what we do with those guys chat stand on something i just stood up quite small almost finished with the tower oh no this is the roof this isn't even the tech arca i gotta oh thankfully there's a big spot here i miss that is the entire floor uh let's get that real quick inside a joker 400 bits thank you very much the question is have you ever seen top cat what's top cat i i have not seen that oh no the tables have turned turns out chat was the biggest boomer of them all we got him listen i might not have seen like look i've not seen the top cap but i've gone back into i've seen my charlie chaplin i've seen my marx brothers all right i've gone back to see some of those classics date the races duck soup animal crackers we want to talk like out boomerang the [ __ ] black and white some of these like these are the things that some being called a taki was still a thing yes that's right i'm 90 years old okay that roof is definitely done on that side uh we gotta clean the tower kind of dirt everywhere here anyway dad i want my damn pizza you promised like an hour ago i'm hungry i'm not finished cleaning the [ __ ] playground i gotta do this first we'll get pizza when i'm done oh watch go watch that i use the power like the power washer somewhere have fun abandoned bonding whether you like it or not this is quality time you're going to enjoy it falling down the slide again so close on this there's like a bit of dirt somewhere that i've just missed there's some more oh there's some more no that's the roof again i think it's just little bits of dirt everywhere i've gotta like piece it together now just jump with the power washer i'm sure it's safe you should have gotten slower listen i'm the one with the power washer here son all right you you watch your tongue around me there'll be no damn pizza done you don't behave yourselves we're not going to get the nice takeout and we're going to have to eat mom's cooking instead do you really want that you want mom's wholesome nutritious meals over like just pure carbohydrates that is pizza that's what i thought anything but that was funny things like when you're a kid it's like oh mom's cooking i oh can we get pizza when you get older oh my god having a family dinner that is the sweetest thing are you sure i don't mind cooking for myself we can order food it completely changes when you get older i'm sick of our casseroles it's clean just have to finish the roof like when you get older like sometimes take out it's nice still but some days it just feels like i have failed as a human being and i have been unable to cook for myself like that's the feeling it imparts and like it's funny how that all changes actually true like it's still nice you know and as a treat and that's like oh [ __ ] yeah take out but it's like ah [ __ ] like i just got it the other day i can't do it again no no i can't i can't i really i really need to cook there's just food in the freezer there's food in the fridge so expensive i i just can't i just can't like family dinners like you know your mom offers to cook it's like oh my god my mom does the sweetest thing sometimes i go back and visit her um she'll like drop excuse me like to make like little frozen lasagnas and she'll just be like here take one of these from the freezer and it's like the sweetest [ __ ] thing that's like gourmet pinnacle of food that week it's like nothing i can make will [ __ ] compare absolutely delicious it was like when i was like seven it's like oh lasagna like i want chipper chips i want just like pure carbohydrates like doused in salt and vinegar and it needs like enough vinegar so like it stings the inside of my mouth oh meatloaf i want sugar what the [ __ ] is a chipper chip you know chips from the chipper it's like the chip place oh [ __ ] no you guys don't like you guys don't have them don't don't you guys actually don't have those in the states do you paper chips yeah this this is uh this is a uk and irish thing yeah so like the chipper uh it's kind of like i guess maybe a deli might be the closest comparison but like it's like specializes in fish and chips you go there you get a bag of chips go into the chipper some people call it the chippy yeah drippy chipper the chipper is quite common here in ireland yeah it's like a fish fish and chip place they're really common here have them everywhere hippie sounds more familiar okay right maybe there is just the term chipper but we call them in my house at least hippie just doesn't sound right to me but just be an irish thing okay is chips yeah it's like uh yeah a chip to explain as well for our american friends is what you call a french fry uh but oftentimes like our chips here they have like more potato actually in them and they're not just like incinerated potato that's like hollow inside chunky fries basically left on the roof where am i missing i would have thought i've done a pretty good job here oh it's that one bit there let me get the ladder can't get it there i'm just gonna have to jump it does not seem like the way i'm supposed to do this gotta do it for the kids strenuous power washing just on the side too oh my god what is left of the roof i got all that now it's still not clean where's the awning and the cargo net this was its own one even realize let's get in here i just just get it from uh and i i can't get up can't stand up there i can't get like a good shot to kind of blast it from the side a little bit hope i get enough what's the awning what is that what's this thing we just like ignore the under yeah we did bruce that up that is so perceptive okay i'm still missing like a specular okay there's actually a little bit there just jump for it we'll get enough hey dad you need to calm down this isn't safe i want to get else to pizza hut son i'm hungry too i don't feel like cooking tonight oh my god we did it look at that now i'll admit there may have been the odd fleck of dirt here and there oh go [ __ ] yourself he's never happy that was an ordeal that took so long to do aren't there just so many colors in this world too many perhaps anyway you've got those bleaching worry words off my back and for that i cannot thank you enough forgot this game head of their levels me too children's playground is complete let's get out of here going to pizza hut i'm so hungry god clean the golf cart clean the bungalow and the detached house playground is only worth six like five hundred dollars i i don't i don't want to start on that one yet it's going to take so long oh that was 500 bucks so presumably these ones are harder do the golf cart i'm actually quite hungry all the taco pizzas gotten to me i think maybe we leave it there i think maybe we leave it there i'm gonna i'm gonna go get a snack or something order a pizza rt i can't order a pizza it's half ten at night and it's a slippery slope for me because i'll have no self-control when it comes to something like that i kind of want to go to the tripper but it's stupid no it's too late at night don't be a bad influence guys i need you to tell me right now that like i need to just eat nothing but spinach spinach and broccoli that's it eat the chips spinach makes your bones strong and maybe a cold frosty i might have a cold frosty time oh god i mean i could go to the fridge and get a cold uh i think i'm happy to leave it there for tonight uh but thank you so much everyone for coming by the stream today i hope you enjoyed this this is very chill to watch me clean super team thank you for the thousand bits earlier i just want to say an incredible stream and never fail to make me laugh and cheer me up when other things won't keep the good work done thank you very much uh inside it thank you for 500 bits unrelated but i still have my pokemon movie vhs cassette even has a burger king commercial my god thank you for all the bits coming in there there's quite a few thank you very much guys thank you as ever to everyone it's subbed guys been too good to me this week uh yeah i'm wrapping up early tonight because i think tomorrow i have to actually do some practice for the city skylines tournament that's happening on saturday uh city skylines esports and i think that's going to be a long stream too like i think there's like five rounds and there's like set up times in between uh so i actually i actually got to get some practice in for that that's pretty much what my tomorrow is going to be yeah that'll be happening saturday so tomorrow's training day the highlights should of the last practice session should go up on youtube tomorrow as well got a bunch of stuff that's just making its way to youtube order a pizza order a chipper stop that the city skylines esports yeah it's the first event of its kind uh we're being backed by red bull which is crazy to me but this is a real thing that's happening uh so i'm very excited to see what the tournament actually is i'm still mostly in the dark about it let me see who's streaming i'm gonna leave you in someone's care uh who is going okay julie yes julie is still doing pokemon from memory so i want you guys to go say hey uh so julia's drawing pokemon from memory uh but also the added extra layers of that is it's pokemon names translated for uh because julia is french she she does not actually know all the english pokemon names so there's like two additional layers there that i think is gonna make that very interesting uh i'm gonna swing by it now and like request a really awkward like probably like second stage gen 5 evolution just to really ruin her day um so i'll see you there in the chat too in a mo like no one remembers like the second stage evolutions hey thanks for coming to the stream tonight folks i'll see you all saturday take care

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Length: 219min 20sec (13160 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 22 2021